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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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If you're new to Touhou, this thread is for you.

What is Touhou?

Touhou is a series of vertical-scrolling shoot 'em up games from Japan. They're all made by a single guy named ZUN. It began all the way back in 1995 and has since given rise to a massive fanbase that produces an extremely large amount of derivative works. If you wish to learn more about Touhou, then head here:


Where can I download the games?

All of the official games can be downloaded here:




If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask them in this thread.

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I used to have the same issue trying to 1cc Rumia/Cirno until I watched some video where the author pointed out, "If you're depending on reaction time to play Touhou, then it will be literally impossible to get anywhere," and then proceeded to break down how many frames even the best human reaction time was, showed various situations, and how I was being retarded.

I went back to playing and was able to 1cc Rumia/Cirno easily. Mental blocks are weird.

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1. Take it easy.

2. Follow the global rule.

3. No spamming.

4. NSFW stuff is allowed, but make sure you spoiler it.

If you see something against the rules remember to sage in all fields and report it. Check catalog before making new threads.

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Does the legendary clan have a foothold in this wonderland? Are some of the 2hus already members?

Do they know ZUN?


The Yakuza is far too prominent in real-world Japan as if they would get a foot through the door of Gensokyo. And if they would try anyway, I trust Yukari would have one surprise or another waiting for them.

On the other hand, the Yakuza as a modern embodiment of Japan's feudal system might haven some embodiment in Gensokyo, even if this part would be more about being honor-bound rather than gathering as many whores around you in the local bar in order to display your social status.

PS: Yakuza is a laughable portrayal of the actual Yakuza. No integrity, no honor - just drugs, hookers, and moneys. Not much different from the Mexican drug cartels who are all devout Catholics but still will skin you alive for the slightest transgression.



There's only one village and feudalism is all about delegation. It's just patria potens.



Gay, just like 8fag.



abib plz go

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Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

If my old thread starts working again then just ignore this one.

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Yokey genocide?



I've recently returned as well.

Over the past year I lost about 40lbs and started using meetup to go out instead of being a complete shut-in. I've done things I'd resigned myself to never doing like meeting new people, driving places I'm unfamiliar with, and sometimes even having fun.

I tried two churches but found myself the only young person at the first and the only white person at the second. I was really hoping to meet a morally upright woman to marry, but it's all little girls, their mothers (father at home doing housework while the kids are out of his hair), and old widows. I still feel dead inside.

I was recently permanently banned from 4cuck for mouthing off to a mod, cutting me of from one of the largest avenues of social interaction I had. I miss /vg/. I considered reddit but even if you ignore the user base and PC police mods and admins, threads are hard to read and every topic is fractured into a thousand extremely specific boards and each thread is itself even more specific.

My irl answer to this question has to be "fine" or"great" or "alright". That nobody actually wants to hear that I'm unhappy makes me want to stay in, but I know if I don't go I'll regret it later.


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>yfw you will never be young enough again that burying your face in the breasts of a woman is seen as a socially acceptable or even adorably awkward trait.


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Gas the earthlings, Lunar War now.

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Some of the 2hus have strong enough feelings for another that you could consider it love. Which pairings do you believe in?


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>being a secondary



I'd love to hear ZUN go on record as hating weebs


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Also, Komachi and her boat.

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Wch bbyhu wud u raise?

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Wch bbyhu wud u fug?



none of them because that is monstrous



>having hot and sweaty sex with ran

Imagine the smell



I imagine she grooms regularly, so she won't smell bad.


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A natural consequence of the Aki sisters one.

Post lots of Letty.

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What would winter that Letty put her love in feel like?


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Mild snowfall, interrupted by lethally frigid blizzards so all the people she baited into leaving the house freeze to death properly.

Letty is not a good person.


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Doesn't sound like the person who thinks humans should enjoy blizzards and who gets scolded by Aya for not attacking more.


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Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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Cirno slamming her head on desk

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Cirno looking so sexy she sent me on a 2 hour hentai binge


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Cirno after you sat down next to her and reassured that she didn't do anything wrong, which is the first time that anyone's ever considered her feelings and been nice to her in her life


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cirno getting molest with the bun


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Cirno telling Daiyousei about the time she made Reimu use a bomb


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Cirno brushing her teeth.

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Giving sweets

Playing games



Tender lovemaking



as long as you're married


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>pic 2

>that nose

Is Alice a descendant of Prussian nobility?



Alice is Norid.



Heil Alice dir

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1. Post a 2hu

2. Post what car you think 2hu would drive

3. tanoshii

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momhu needs a mom car


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this would be better if the top was Chippity Choppity


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fucking clipboard ignores alpha


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What would Marisa say?


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>This world has too many folks with bad tastes.

>White Sign「Master Whip」


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fashy dubs confirm

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All 2hus are cutehus, but let's have a thread to appreciate beautiful 2hus.

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Meanwhile in Gensokyo 8chan...

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you went to Gensokyo? and lived?


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They might not all be girls as well! Can you imagine there being as many Rinnosukes as there are women?


Fuck of Hatate.



Fuck off back to your mushroom already.


That's right, you can never kill the truth. Subscribe to Bunbunmaru News for up to date truth!


>>Flash is so outdated that it's ancient technology now

Flash can literally be in Gensokyo!


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>That's right, you can never kill the truth. Subscribe to Bunbunmaru News for up to date truth!



That's a funny way to spell "Tengu" propaganda. Still trying to rise through the ranks by increasing the public influence of your fellow longnoses, Aya?

In other news, some weird girls invited themselves into my house the other day. They kept blabbering about some kind of job that supposedly would be to my liking, but they wouldn't give me any specifics; not even the pay level.

Anyone else know who they are?


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I REFUSE to go along with this and I've seen through all of your lies Shameimaru Aya, you wicked, wicked Tengu...



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Aya sleeps through these baseless accusations

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Matchday 3 moved to next week



Emergency streamer has been found. We kick off in about an hour.





can we cry with u

t. /ita/


Matchday 4 Schedule

Games begin at 8:00PM UTC, 3:00PM EST

>>>/u/ vs >>>/tg/ - 8 PM UTC

>>>/hgg/ vs >>>/genesis/ - 8:30 PM UTC

>>>/monster/ vs >>>/animu/ - 9 PM UTC

>>>/todd/ vs >>>/argentina/ - 9:30 PM UTC

>>>/bane/ vs >>>/b/ - 10 PM UTC

>>>/test/ vs >>>/2hu/ - 10:30 PM UTC




Top of the group on a win or a tie, through on a loss + a /tg/ draw or loss.


Through on a win, a draw + a /tg/ draw, or a loss + a /tg/ loss


Through on a win + a /genesis/ draw or loss, a draw + a /genesis/ loss, or a loss + a gigantic, GD-altering loss by /genesis/


Through on a win of at least 2 goals, and a big loss by /genesis/, out on any other result.

Group D

Fuck writing all this shit down. Everyone is still alive, /animu/ is the only one who can advance without having to look at the score of the other game.



Through on a win or a draw, or a draw or a loss by /b/


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Gimme a hug /2hu/!

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haagu haagu


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RumiFlan hugs!


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give a fug, hug a bug

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