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File: 72ec50af2da6aac⋯.jpg (127.21 KB, 1024x845, 1024:845, 1555646050912.jpg)

 No.300813

“Florida Man” just keeps getting into more trouble. In recent years, “Florida Man” has become one of the Internet’s hottest memes, and there is never a shortage of new material because residents of the state seem to have a knack for getting arrested for some of the most bizarre crimes imaginable.

>.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-19/30-extremely-bizarre-florida-man-stories-prove-americas-far-more-trouble-we-thought

 No.300836

Maybe the origins of the Florida man meme has more do to do with Florida cops being an extra vindictive bunch who get sadistic pleasure out of publicly humiliating the "civilians" who pay their salaries and less to do with average working class people in Florida being unusually stupid. Who knows if any of those FL stories are even true, you know how things are with the media, if a cop says something then they assume its true until proven otherwise and the burden of proof is pretty huge usually.


 No.300838

Florida man exists because the Florida police have to report every arrest publicly.


 No.301320

Florida is an actual shit hole. I loath being here. Niggers, spics, and boomers as far as the eye can see. Imagine having any kind of employment where you have to work with the public here. Imagine having to serve these people without any job security because it's a work at will state. Imagine having practically no public services while living below the poverty line because the boomers you are enslaved to won't have it. That's Florida. It's is nothing redeeming about this place. If I have to be here much longer I'm going to go postal. I'll be sure to name drop this bort.


 No.301322

File: 8c388e76d7c70c4⋯.jpg (111.44 KB, 520x372, 130:93, flags_florida_main.jpg)

>>301320

lol florida hurt faggot

quit being such a fucking pussy florida isnt that bad

no state income tax

no rulecucked gunlaws

no blizzards or snow

lets hang out sometime ill show you how cool florida can be, what part of the state do you live in?


 No.301323

>>301322

>no blizzards or snow

Only niggers are afraid of the snow and sunbathing is for shitskins. The only thing worse than the people, is the weather.

>what part of the state do you live in?

I live near St.Augustine. But I don't know if I'm in the mood to meet a stranger from a dead neo-nazi imageboard at this present time. I need to get straightened out again before I do such spontaneous things.


 No.301325

File: a674110b26546c5⋯.jpg (37.5 KB, 356x440, 89:110, disney.jpg)

>>301323

>Only niggers are afraid of the snow and sunbathing is for shitskins

no one is afraid of the snow you dip, its just a massive pain in the ass and its very convenient to not have to deal with it ever. but yes i agree sunbathing fugging lame

>I don't know if I'm in the mood to meet a stranger from a dead neo-nazi imageboard at this present time

well im going to islands of adventure this friday and to disney next thursday and friday, if you change your mind you know where to find me.

this invitation is extended to all of /4chon/ i would love to see you guys there :)


 No.301326

>>301325

>you will never go to Disney World or Land or w/e the frick with based anon who goes to Disney World or Land every two months

h'just h'fuck h'my h'shit h'up, h'fam


 No.301344

>>301323

> But I don't know if I'm in the mood to meet a stranger from a dead neo-nazi imageboard at this present time.

you're sure polite, i'd have just straight told the faggot to fuck off. whats he want to meet for? gay sex? whatever shit does he have special to show you that he can't show here? dude wants gay sex with u


 No.301412

File: e2b43e294c8a9c1⋯.jpg (68.56 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1554952293023.jpg)

florida sounds baste tbh


 No.301413

File: 979c950a9d79edd⋯.jpg (212.67 KB, 1064x800, 133:100, 1519624828714.jpg)

>>301412

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….


 No.301416

>>301325

>no one is afraid of the snow you dip, its just a massive pain in the ass and its very convenient to not have to deal with it ever.

The snow puts my ARYAN soul at ease. Real places where actual humans live have all four season.

>well im going to islands of adventure this friday and to disney next thursday and friday

Ah the trap known only as "amusement parks", where you waste a ton of money to stand in line while baking in the sun all day. Another testament to the vileness of this hellscape. The tourism it promotes is of course one of the prime elements fueling the boomer-nigger-spic industrial complex. Whoever goes to one of those god-forsaken places is a sinner. They have blood on their hands. May as well donate money to Israel so they can go blow up some sandniggers. NO THANK YOU!

>>301344

Some people just want to make frens, fella.


 No.301417

>>301325

Snow is lovely. Only retards complain about it.




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