>Be an 8 inch big-boy
>Finally get to go to big-boy school at 14 and not have to play with those baby-dicks in preschool.
>Learn really weird history
>Apparently a hundred years ago they treated boys like girls, and girls like boys.
>It was fashionable for girls to wear skirts and dresses, even after getting potty trained. Hard to imagine someone wearing a dress and not needing their diaper checked.
>For some reason boys didn't wear dresses, probably because…
>Boys potty trained like girls did, seems absurd/impossible, but must have been why they didn't wear dresses, since they didn't have diapers to check.
>Its hard for me to know when to go potty, thats why our pull-ups are still thick, and there are training potties in every classroom.
>We get stickers on our chart if we stay dry, but thats not realistic until we're 17.
>Mommy got me a new bed after PID, it doesn't have sides like my crib, I'm worried I'll fall off of it.
>Last night I got to have some food off Mommy's plate. Mashed potatoes and chicken breast.
>Potatoes were okay, but I got tired of chewing by the third bite of chicken. Tried to just swallow it but choked. Mommy helped me spit it up, but it was super scary.
>Guess I'll have to learn to chew better.
>She also gave me a funny looking bottle, its this wider bottle with a flat top, but instead of a soft rubber nipple its like this hard plastic spout.
>It still feels weird to suckle, since it keeps wanting to suck air back, so I can only sip the juice.
>JUICE! Its like this milk thats thinner and super yummy and can be all kinds of colors.
>I always want more, but Mommy won't refill that sipping bottle unless I use my words, I guess I can get what I want faster by saying the thing I want, but it was a lot easier to just cry.
>Oh and since I have to talk more, I'm only allowed my pacPost too long. Click here to view the full text.