Rare pic of Fortune.
Do NOT repost.
I'mma guess that's a Reuben sandwich.
Everyone has made that joke.
I'd never seen one before.
Yeah, you should do what works ^^
-hugs tightly- Bye sweetie, Hail Satan ♥
I posted the poster names from it for Raccoon to use for that poll, remember? :3
You're not my bf Fortune
I think I made the shitty joke a dozen times.
I'm doing good kissy boy, just trying to relax and get some youtube in while i get closer to passing out over the next 3 hours
>It's the 8th pic that comes up.
...Is that sauerkraut? That... looks good actually.
brb committing not alive
lateposting, wishing i was not alive, you?
Yeah. It should be on dark rye, though.
Kissy told me she's a girl and I doubt anyone associated with Darwin would tell a lie on the internet
I'm sure I asked before, but what do you do anyway?
I got SubjectiveFag to roll a Catfolk that only has 3 wisdom
Is that even fucking possible? He is a complete moron?
The owner of the restaurant your number leads to.
>>2324975 (Daiakuma) :^)
Scared isn't the word.
Name's Ruben van Es.
Not sure how to international call, or how much that costs.
>A man named Ruben.
Don't worry, I'm more of a guy than a man.
don't feel like talking about it right now
Yea we looked it up and you can have high intelligence and low sanity, he's just naturally really shit at coming up with ideas that aren't totally crazy so i think it works out pretty well in the end
huh but that has their online names not real ones
He's more of a fag than a man.
I'm faaaairly well. go away when I come back? I see how it is. I started my diet today, having carb free lunches and dinners.
Sounds good, I spend too much time on youtube lately. I just made dinner i'm going to go get it brb.
I sort of miss Julian
Trust me, that wouldn't make it better for me. Don't do that.
To be fair, most fags are men, probably.
Sounds Yummy! Tell me about Dinner when you get some!
And yea, I guess selectively isolating yourself from IM platforms would make it pretty hard to interact with some people, ah well, it's how you like to do things!
maybe ill convince him to drop by for a little some time, i know he's your kind of degenerate ;)
sorry, OUR kind of degenerate
It's called TOM'S Restaurant tho
False advertising I guess
Do you like calling me Bigg Demon? You could just call me Daddy
I feel like I've heard of a nazi who had a really similar name to that, maybe the same name
It was just one column from the file :^)
You seem a bit different from how you normally are; you're like extra kawaii
I hope it goes alright ^^
You don't like rye bread? Some make it with sourdough bread but that seems wrong to me.
They are the same thing.
Fair enough. Got anything slated for the night?
Well I have played that style of character before, but with an 8 wis. I would say with a 3 wisdom that the guy is basically a full fledged autist, completely in his own mind.
I knew it started with a T.
>Well it's actually the phone number for the restaurant they used in Seinfeld
I was adding it.
Good think I checked.
I have him on steam or something. We were not particularly close to begin with.
This meat tastes funny and kind of looked funny but I bought it yesterday so it should be okay maybe?
I get some energy whenever I cook, it will die down.
show me everything you have on me
Yea I mean ask about Julian. That sounds about right.
Uhh that doesn't sound good, and just telling me "meat" doesn't inform me much about the meal. Maybe you'll have an easier time eating it if you don't have to talk about it a lot...
Never. Nor should anyone ever call me Daddy again...
Could be, I dunno. I wasn't born with this name.
I haven't had it much, to be honest. It also seems better if I use the English word for it.
I WANT TO MOVE AT A SLOWER PACE
But I'm pretty trustworthy.
Though you shouldn't believe that from someone like me.
So you aren't trustworthy.
Then become a snail.
That was a joke.
I can be trusted with just about anything.
Except tasks, technically. Don't count on competence.
The pace I'm going at is fine. It's your pace that's going fast as heck.
I thought pumpernickel and rye were more common than wheat breads in the Germanic parts of Europe.
i'm fast as fucc boiii
I guess you Googled it when I gave Shio-chan the number and forgot
I got a shirt from there when I was in NYC :3
That's pretty cute
Definitely makes it seem like you have real passion for cooking ^^
It's more fun not to though
Did you adopt that name when you transitioned to being a boy?
I say this is a meme but I have a slight suspicion that u might be FtM now
Beef, I made burger things
I'll manage, I think I put too much on my plate though, I'm going to put some of it back.
I have lost my energy I think I have eaten bad food. I feel fine but it tastes off.
can you tell me some of the things you have on me
Did you check the expiration dates? 🤔
Sorry for the dox but u live in Japan
I mean, it exists here. But it's definitely not the standard.
Is that how you husband all the guys?
Shit. You got me.
thats unfortunate dude, i hope your next meal goes better, i would rather eat nothing than hamburger that tastes off
Idk why else you would change your name so I guess so
Just smoke a little and enjoy the night?
I still refuse to trust you.
In my defense, I didn't really care enough to remember it.
I bought it yesterday, it was not the kind of thing that has an expiration date I think.
I ate two patties, that is enough anyway.
i don't think you have any idea how fast i really am
Why would u not care about important Seinfeld facts
Maybe you shouldn't buy food from that place then -rubs your tummy-
It's only my last name that I changed, though. I think I've once told you why. Might not have.
Also, now I wonder how many things about me would be "explained" if people 'learned' I'm FtM
What would trust take?
I mean, surely you aren't going faster than ALL GUYS in a lifespan?
if there's one thing i'm not it's slow
Because Seinfeld is not a good show.
Time and honesty, essentially.
I'll try to enjoy it
just over a week of awful fasting.
Anything I can do to help with that?
im just eating really trashy ice cream right now
He's saying he's as fast as a fuccboi, so he's sucking down dicks faster than Kirby.
But I don't do fast.
Honesty is always there. The only time I can be 'dishonest' is when I'm obviously joking.
Time is up to you, I guess.
Honesty is a tricky thing, because it is hard to determine it over the internet.
>Sucking dick faster than Kirby.
...Cool. That's now a mental image I've had.
looks like your waifu really is shit after all
I'm just... slow.
The only counters to that is either being slow too, or stubborn enough to make me pick up the slack.
Hmm, I guess.
I can tell you it becomes very obvious if you ever were to actually talk with me, though.
I constantly... correct myself if I catch me saying something that might be interpreted as something that's not true, or if I make a slight mistake.
i have more info on you than that
>Remember tomorrow is monthly Therapy day.
>Check to see what my assignment was, normally it takes like 10 minutes and i can do it anytime before that date, so I never check.
>"Every day, write down a positive thing you did"
Time to do the other assignment and pretend I didn't see that.
I did not fuck a dog today.
Are you saying I should write that down, or is that positive for you, this day?
Keep at it, man.
Just write "I didn't kill myself." 31 times.
I'm sorry. Between these posts I fucked a dog.
>a positive thing
Quickest dick in the midwest.
Dog never knew what hit him.
Or that something did.
Write that you didn't make Utøya look like a fucking joke.
Sorry bud. Anything I can do at all, let me know.
even the pics at the bottom of that say it's fap time.
I go down a rabbithole looking for pics like you post. when i find one, i find many and then it gets overwhelming.
I need some coffee. Should I make some or na?
coffee at night?
Yeah, I am fairly tired. But I got stuffs to do, involving seducing somebody.
who might that be
I will get what I want.
It is a convoluted situation. But essentially, I need to convince Squash to put his P in a V.
This review of the latest godzilla film is fucking on point
>full, embarrassing disclosure: it made me a little horny when the first film in this series described the earth's entire ecosystem as having become "subservient" to Godzilla. (and yes, of fucking course the recentish Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer explicitly referring to humanity as Godzilla's "pet" did a number on me.) there are several non-horny ways to read this, ofc. there's the old, very well-circulated idea that Godzilla is created by humanity's hubris and punishes us for said hubris. anyway, i obviously prefer a more straightforward reading of the whole "earth being subservient to Godzilla" thing. because it's kinky af. And the cult around the monsters, all the stuff about devotion & becoming something greater by serving something greater & having the opportunity to choose who one is devoted to gave me massive subby feels.
I don't think that's any of your business
Why would anyone want to do that, though.
With anybody else, I would say totally true. But Squash is not anybody else.
I will not fail. You will be assaulted on both sides and you will like it!
Because it is nice?
Like I said in PM. I would only let a girl near me if my boyfriend was bi and wanted it.
I wouldn't fuck her though.
you should let him do what he wants
This isn't over. We simply must consolidate our forces.
Well of course. Don['t mistake me as trying to force anything on him. The idea is to convince him.
How about this. She can watch you fuck me.
I don't think she would be content with that.
You can have her after then.
Get to fuck a young buck, then a young doe......tempting...very tempting.
But again, I am unsure if she would be content with that outcome, though she would be well pleasured.
You will have to cover for both of us.
I can at least give you something to remember.
Giving me something to remember isn't the problem though. She wants to play with you.
Doesn't mean I won't force anything onto him.
Are you telling me the only way this is going to go down is you, me, then her?
you mean into him
You and me and then you and her.
That is asking a lot of me.
tfw lost internet all day today
hey @squash are you still here
Stop losing internet then!
there's a tyrant internet company that has a monopoly over the general southeastern side of iowa that is in general super shit
allegedly they had a fucked up fiber optic cable somewhere and it was supposed to be fixed around 8 p.m
Yeah Cox does that kinda shit around here a lot.
I think I used to have cox a loong time ago when I lived in texas
I can't really remember
Maybe it was there cable
we had something called Quest too
all providers are an shit............
They always charge you too much, they have started implemented data caps, and I just fucking hate them.
ugg data caps are cancer
we get charged if we go over too
And to get unlimited is another 50 bucks. Fucking bullshit.
Also, why the fuck do all the fully autonomous test vehicles end up in Arizona? Uber is doing a fully autonomous taxi test, and Walmart is doing a fully autonomous grocer delivery test. This shit is not cool.
If I had a car that drove it'self
I would drive a car
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This is from 2016, listen to my old music.
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Oh shit check this one out tho, it was when I wanted to be a punk. LMAO.
-hums a little tune quietly and he sweeps the thread-
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oops that other one is broken asf, this is the real one.
that because you like to?
do you do that because you like to*
the fuck keyboard?
-looks up from his little broom curiously- o.o
This is by no means me flirting, but damn, I could listen to your voice all day.
I can sing better now I promise~
I will learn a song for you if you want? Can record tomorrow.
Why are you so weird?
-eeps and gets back to sweeping so you wont be angry-
If you can sing better now, you would surely give the Sirens a run for their money.
What would you want in return, lass?
-is frightened by everything he just saw and drops the broom in a panic to hide behind the chair-
Ge--Get out from behind he chair what the heck--
talk like a normal person geezus.
Nothing~ I need to start recording again anyways!
What's a good song you'd like to hear a'ccapella
._. -looks around sheepishly and gives you a wide berth.-
>P550 sliver infection
you should do enya only time a capella
That's an awful hard question! I got all sorts. Just a short shotgun list, we got
Cradle of Humankind - Flogging Molly
Raw - Sigrid
When Irish Eyes are Smiling
Jolene - Ray LaMontagne
Would have to think a little bit about it for some more, but anything similar would be truly a pleasure on my ears, lass.
-wanders into the kitchen and squeaks an apology to the broom for dropping it. Was scared and didn't intend to be mean- :<
Like, come here.
-points to floor before me-
I don't know that one, let me look.
I've got you, I'll listen to them tomorrow and play around with composition.
I'll send progress clips too~
-trips over the broom and drops the mic-
-doesn't trust and stays in the kitchen- ._.
You are an absolute sweetheart.
Also, I am trying to help you with your plan, but he is quite reluctant.
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE HUH HUH
AND THE HUH HUHH
I love drunk people who demand to interact with you when you don't desire to do so
Ignore them/tell them to fuck off lmao
Are you the drunk person?
I tried lol
I am gonna do a photoshoot soon, semi lewd but mostly covered ones. I'll send you the best ones so you can add me to your post collection
I too love drunk people.
they give me money
you'll be drunk someday too
and you'll want [ATTENTION]
whey7 arey ou ignoring me?
that sounds like a lot of work
This is the first thing you've said
-sits on the kitchen floor with a squeaky sigh and looks at his discord chat on his BluePhone 2-
is it becaue im drunk
I was talking about real life humans, not you
Just "go to bed", then change your online status to invisible. Nobody to bother you then
interact with me............
You spoil me, and those in the thread who shall enjoy them.
I always look forward to adding beautiful women to the folder.
I saw. I just didn't think the real-life person was with you in person right now
so it's good karma to entertain drunk ppl
family keeps trying to talk about dumb shit
I primarily try to drink with other drinking humans in order to not trip my 'tisms about pressuring people into interactons they don't desire.
not gay bc I'm a girl and they are a boy so
>being called a beautiful woman
-posts pictures of cats solving math problems-
.__. 'tisms are genetic ur bein unfair
yeah but it still results in you getting dicked so it's still gay tbh
they're not actually tisms, sorry to break it to you
Ignoring a person is pretty easy, you don't have to do anything!
Unless of course they are bothering you non-stop and in person. Then you're kinda fucked
Good luck and good night
With a voice like that, I can only assume. The one pic I got is awful cute.
it's a cry for help to avoid the crippling reality that they're drinking alone again
-carefully wanders back out into the thread with his BluePhone 2 and calls the local news station's weather department. Wants snew so he and the three skwirls can go sledding! They hang up.-
-leaves his discord for anyone who wants to squeak, Sonata_Blue#3600, and scurries off to bed.-
That tism is a sober one though, I just preemptively do it
sounds like you understand
Woke up early this morning to go to my placement in school to do a maths activity with some little ones. Went ok. I wanted to make it more fun though. It was basically like dominos but you had to pair up numbers with equations.
I'm "just fine".
what's wrong? :(
Nothing. Just not anything special
"Once this baby hits 8000 gigashits, I still wont have a fuck to give boi"
That's some mad verse you speaking there.
How be you?
Finished work a while ago, sister is leaving to go back to the UK in an hour so I'm keeping myself up for a lil
How be ye
Thinking about going to bed for a nap, gotta go to my friend's house in an hour. Sorry I wasn't much for conversation. See ya.
Yeah I can live with that.
Fuck you, Scoots.
Talkin' about the OP?
I am but I'm sure you look just as good right now regardless
Forts aren't, but Fortune is
No. I am Fort.
>Name is similar to that of a sandwich.
>Names himself Fortune Cookie.
Gotta go for an hour. Therapy time.
Yeah, that's about the expected amount of posts while I was away.
A fragile, old and tiny female therapist has nothing on me.
Wolf is a cute.
Headpats are a best.
If it was a dog, maybe it wouldn't be rape?
the therapist the rapist.
Yeah yeah, but what's with the sudden dog?
This thread has a couple. At least one that deserves head pats.
I just felt like that comment was wasted on me.
I would not a dog.
I meant the opposite really.
well maybe the dog might be the therapist. The part of it not being rape doesn't hold out well though.
That's what I was thinking.
I have a phobia of dogs though, so I wouldn't be that comfortable.
I can spare an image, but it's only one of tho I have.
From here out it gets weird, and that will just not do.
I mean, so do I, up to a point, but it stops being cute headpats real fast.
back stratcher head pats.
No, I think we're down to this now.
Extensive, my folders are not.
and then leashes, then lewd stuff?
It doesn't have to be cute or headpats~
I have very little lewd shit.
I don't think there's any leashing.
Cute is the best thing, though.
What is it that you want?
Which is weird because I like lewd things and leashes
I want to lay down with someone and cuddle with minimum or no clothes on
To me, cuddling sounds like the best thing. Clothes or not.
People who say the minimum amount of clothing is wearing only socks are perverts and must be stopped
>not lewding me
>but lewding others
I'll get my passport renewed and fly to Berlin
Mine are empty words, which I can only say because I'm not only under the impression everyone knows Fort doesn't lewd, but the impression that no one would lewd Fort.
Which is fine.
Until I'm wrong twice.
It's not allowed.
devin townsend will play in berlin in april
come with me
you're wrong thrice
Okay so first of all that's lewd.
And second... what's the third wrong?
<fort doesn't lewd
No, I know exactly true that one is. "Not very, but mostly"
But that doesn't matter.
It only matters that people assume I wouldn't.
Fort's not allowed to be cute or adorable anymore.
Or be called any of those things.
i assume you are very lewd
i assume you have a big cock
i assume you want to put it in me
I am the purest.
I never measured.
Fort wouldn't anyone.
You're as pure as cookies and creme ice cream.
Why? Found yourself a boyfriend?
That's pretty fucking lewd!
turn me into a scum cookie
i know, he's a total perv
I was tiny and adorable and cute as a kiddo. I hated it.
Isn't that a group project?
Wrong take away.
more like one post above you
So first of all that was the right take away.
Second... please explain what else it could be?
The take away is that you are filled with little bits of lewd and even ultra lewd throughout yourself.
So first of all I disagree about what one should put on a cookie, but I can agree to disagree.
And I guess you wanted to be the cookie to begin with.
But I don't think I'd make a good... cream dispensary.
You just as much!
What's wrong with having a boyfriend?
Also, creamfilling > cream on top
I mean, pic related and all.
But I don't actually agree with the pic.
Sorry, but you ain't no vanilla.
My search history is not, but I still am.
Boy, you want to talk about fucked up search history?
You are so vanilla Ben & Jerrys wants to put you on a cone.
I was tiny and adorable for a while but everyone was like "no it's time to be a big manly man" so I was like "fuck this" and I killed myself
Hell's full though so here I am
Ben & Jerry do cones? Do they even do "vanilla"?
I mean, I'm very vanilla compared to most. Just not to what I used to be.
Show me your search history
Come talk to me about fucked up search history when you beat your meat off in a gas station bathroom on public wifi because you decided you wanted to blow your load to hyper inflation mpreg beastiality fisting Sonic OCs.
And I really am a cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.
I don't want to now.
Well, glad to see life goes on.
It's actually just 20 days worth of K-pop and ladies underwear.
I would do you.
>everyone was like "no it's time to be a big manly man"
Aw, that sucks. No one here wanted me to be, I think.
I just didn't want to be tiny anymore. I did get laughed at for my height.
And now I'm just-about-average height... and it's boring as heck. Well, I'm 6'1, but I think 5'11 is average here.
>And I really am a cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.
>cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.
I though squash liked men? And dog men
Thanks that's really uncomfortable.
All the more reason as to why you are selling me bullshit.
you do but don't?
Is that what you tell a person too if they ask you if you wanna fool around?
My desires are really pure.
I want not for sex.
This, at the very least, is true.
>you do but don't?
I like the phrase. I think it's cute. The picture too.
But I myself am not into guys.
>Is that what you tell a person too if they ask you if you wanna fool around?
.........Pretty much yeah.
That doesn't stop you from having a little solo performance.
Well you're taller than me so that's a plus
WTF am I selling you? I don't even know who you are or what you think I'm telling you?
I'm too good for you anyway.
You toy with me.
Yeah someone else make a thread.
Sorry, I wasn't reading names. Thought you were Fortune replying again.
But yeah, yeah you right.
Only in the best of ways.
Already did. now post. Or you die.
But that's alright, innit?
Keep thinking that, that's fine by me.
Still wish I was taller though.
6'3 sounds nice.
Are you oppressing me?
I'm trying but my internet is slow
so then why do you have this opinion:
seems like you're on expert in skeetology
We moved to the next thread. I'll answer ya in the other one.