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File: 33581adba76fd9d⋯.jpg (248.95 KB, 1000x664, 125:83, womenNatSoc.jpg)

6d7755  No.166577[Reply]

Antiporn Red Pills

卐 - Jews and the Porn Industry


> Nathan Abrams on Jews in the Porn Industry


> The Jewish Masters of Porn


> Pornography, sex slaves, prostitution… Why are these businesses dominated by Jews?


> Jewish Porn Star James Deen–“The Jews know we’re better than everyone else. That’s all that matters. It’s true. We’re the Chosen People. It’s a fact.”


> Interracial Porn Isn't Profitable


>Jewish Professor of American History at Aberdeen University in UK, Prof. Nathan Abrams. He boasts that Jews were the driving force of the modern pornographic industry and that their motivation is in part to destroy Gentile morals.



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dd7ef6  No.166854


>implying there's literally anything at all wrong with being an antisemite

File: 53dc52054ee2c54⋯.png (48.76 KB, 1024x614, 512:307, 1488.png)

4efd20  No.101488[Reply]

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"


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76683a  No.166802


hmm I always thought that was a fake quote…

File: 1d410320f53906b⋯.jpg (11.35 KB, 320x180, 16:9, fFYJLWGqR_0-image.jpg)

a4faf0  No.160326[Reply]

I'm getting tired of fapping to her old stuff she's removed

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dfcbad  No.166723


So much this. If you all just fapped in silence all these whores would be none the wiser. But this predatory behavior keeps them on alert at all times.

It's the same with fucking retards who post timestamps of "sexy" parts in Youtube comments. The woman will obviously stay on her toes the next time.

bbf1d1  No.166727

File: 9d60cb81e665a84⋯.jpg (5.44 KB, 1024x77, 1024:77, drew_pickles_s_mastodonic_….jpg)


Sorry to inform you that my erection succeeds past yours my good man

4a6d40  No.166873

File: 3870a1906f3d43c⋯.jpeg (324.39 KB, 1240x1240, 1:1, 1.jpeg)

Put some dumb money down for her dumb patreon but i've got vids on vids

4a6d40  No.166874

File: 9809d0601268533⋯.jpeg (353.74 KB, 1240x1240, 1:1, 1 (1).jpeg)

Friggen cute though wish i didn't love this mj nose beauty

b6df77  No.166876

seriously? no one else is BASED and want to BECOME her? seriously worshipping her isn't enough . . . .

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3d195c  No.165023[Reply]

Spanish puta nuked the thread because of the thumbnail. Wrong move you nasty whore!

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d868a4  No.166843

File: f6b8a762a1c33d8⋯.png (6.73 KB, 255x246, 85:82, dec517f1376e892d80c52af4a5….png)



Have sex Goobers! Honk Honk!

65f40d  No.166844

File: 7962b72d7280d79⋯.jpg (120.35 KB, 1295x941, 1295:941, 1.jpg)

haha without push up bra, They are pretty normal tits and ugly

not worth 200€ for this

54c618  No.166847


tits arent even good. sad

239e84  No.166852


Disgusting in every sense of the word.

704f00  No.166875


is her face melted slightly?

File: 411c1f7b191c153⋯.jpg (11.22 KB, 474x296, 237:148, imagedoc-darknoise.jpg)

6eb36a  No.161277[Reply]

So [Esc] reality aka rena sage just posted this on her patreon.

"It makes me a little sad that people whom I consider less than - less intelligent, less deep, less empathic, less conducive to creating a world I would like to live in - breed like fucking rabbits while more intelligent, more deep and empathic people don't want to procreate (because they know better). Soon, I think, our kind will die out"

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e8d73d  No.166444


>"Just in case there are ads, just use adblock idc I don't make a cent from them. For your listening comfort, I refuse to monetize my videos - however, I have no control over the stupid ass bots tryna flag any and all songs ever, even a capella covers, and plastering them with loud ass obnoxious ass ads. Sorry for the inconvenience if any of them appear on this video… Unfortunately, this decision comes with drawbacks, such as the algorithm being far less likely to recommend my videos because I'm not making anyone any money with my hard work. So if you like my videos, it would be cool if you'd like, share and comment to help spread quality content."

What do you think her game is? What does she stand to gain from not monetizing her channel?

6d6d13  No.166460


Nice trips,

Well she did mention in her patreon posts that she doesn't want to make videos that she wouldn't listen to herself. Though I could be wrong, it's pretty safe to assume she actually cares about her viewers' experience when it comes to watching her vids, hence removing ads.

cff5a8  No.166711

Someone post that fuckin swimsuit webm.

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ce9396  No.166871

File: c4772a0b82f8d06⋯.webm (5.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, c4772a0b82f8d0612125eb1eb….webm)

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1c61ac  No.161745[Reply]

Anyone got more on this thot?

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5bce29  No.166857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Full video is apparently 51 minutes. It costs 30$ though

Those are some wet fucking mouth sounds though. I wonder what's in the actual video

944d47  No.166867


Wow. Is this Makoto's first lewd video? Anyway, if it's just ear licking shit and wet sounds (tons of that for free already) and a tiny glimpse of panties I'll pass. Not for 30 bucks.

Hope she steps up her game little by little. For starters, she needs to get her huge tits involved.

5bce29  No.166868

File: 6e34cce7334d28a⋯.png (22.67 KB, 1243x200, 1243:200, macoto.png)


I google translated some of the stuff written about this video on the page where you can purchase it. Seems promising tbh. But it all comes down to the video in the end. If it's nothing but her talking dirty in Japanese, then i cba

944d47  No.166869

You can also watch it by subscribing to her Niconico channel for $5 a month, but of course, it's impossible to pay for it unless you have a credit card issued in Japan. No way around it.

5bce29  No.166870


Yea, that's the problem with NicoNico. I wonder if the price is that high, because she's expecting it to be pirated and sent around. Just a thought

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560758  No.166721[Reply]

She knows what kind of content gets views…

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a46246  No.166807


Yes she does he's a black guy

6fdc6b  No.166815

File: b4a06c6f5d0c9b3⋯.jpg (48.56 KB, 539x960, 539:960, Kirsten Lindsmith.jpg)


Fuckwads like you need to be gassed.

6fdc6b  No.166816


He was asking about OP.

6215e1  No.166829


This is basically soft-core pornography.

09a7de  No.166866

File: 1ac16323480210b⋯.jpg (216.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Giblets n' Jowls ASMR.jpg)

Eww, Grandma! Why are you dressed like that? Put your clothes back on!

File: 924149d8ba044ff⋯.jpg (9.93 KB, 320x180, 16:9, mqdefault.jpg)

91388e  No.164694[Reply]

Angie fags

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5bd02a  No.166778


not many people care about elise or angie or moon nowadays…so she can't find a lot of meaningful content here:)

91388e  No.166810


How do you know?

b0cd42  No.166817

File: 64f0f262049d980⋯.jpg (164.92 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, Vitamix A3500.jpg)


Any of us oldfags who've been around here for a while remember Elise telling us that Angie told her about this place. I'd post proofs of all the various ASMRtists who've visited our wholesome website, but I no longer have the pics. Last time the cops started stacking up outside my house, I chucked my flash drive in an ice blender and turned it into a salt, vinegar, and peroxide smoothie. Needless to say, nothing survived. After a few minutes of waiting for my day of the van, the cops hauled off Jamal and his friends from across the street instead.

There were memes on that drive that I'll never get back. :(

756ff5  No.166822


Elise told us when she posted here, before the Board became shit.

66b4e6  No.166864


this board is shit but tingles isn't any better, a few orbiters licking the cunt of a few girls, that's all.


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ae6ec2  No.156905[Reply]

I really enjoyed this, the closeup and accent is perfect

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dfbfb3  No.166023


Is it a meme to use "innit" inappropriately or do Americans not understand that it is a contraction of "isn't it"? I've seen many American shitlibs misuse it in attempts to sound folksy.

9530ae  No.166024


Watch and learn, piercings are fucking hidious

7d43a7  No.166027

File: 1ede972d2d92639⋯.png (835.46 KB, 946x650, 473:325, qcr140006f3.png)


Piercings are gross. I dated a girl once who got her tongue pierced. No, that didn't make the blow job better. I'd tell her to take it out because it made the bj worse. She'd have to take it out after every meal because food wood get stuck in her tongue hole. Yuck! I knew another girl who's nipple got infected after a piercing and it was all red and swollen with pus coming out! And there's the disaster of repairing gauged ears. They have to cut your earlobes off, trim off all the bad meat, and sew it back together. Pic related. Please don't ever do this dumb shit to your body.

579ac2  No.166149

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>30 minutes of dot dot line

8b6dac  No.166863

I mean she's ok but honestly she just looks like 80% of other scottish women, nothing special

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e13d4d  No.164865[Reply]

spic thot finally came out of the closet

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171059  No.166593

File: 17cd21ed0f2d9d4⋯.jpg (90.66 KB, 720x1278, 40:71, bambi_brat_56319310_231157….jpg)

d6c15e  No.166597


I miss the days when there were no niggers.

de6d25  No.166826

File: 3076751b5b2f0d9⋯.mp4 (943.55 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, working the pole.mp4)



e8e6e9  No.166859


I would bust in that so fast…

4b4a61  No.166862


Same. I'd be blasting her fresh barely legal teen eggs with my baby gravy.

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c1c6c1  No.131904[Reply]

Should underage kids doing sucking ASMR be removed from YouTube? So many 12 year olds are now following in ASMRtits footsteps and making videos such as sucking on mics, lollipops, etc. The comments are just a pedos paradise.

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34d417  No.166845

The fact that so many have a problem with this, completely repudiates the claim that "asmr" is not porn.

It is porn.

Most understand this already at the subconscious level. This is why so many of the comments under every video of a young woman doing "asmr" refer to the shame and embarrassment of being caught watching.

If it was not sexual then a child doing it would not cause the discomfort that it does.

There is no mystery to asmr. Nearly all of the so-called triggers are just replicated noises that a baby or child associated with its mother tending to its needs. This evokes conditioned responses and feelings that babies felt during that contact with the mother (first sexual object.)

So it is in fact incestuous as well as sexual.

I am amazed that no one has figured this out yet, but then again, that kind of realisation is also likely to be immediately buried in the subconscious.

Look at the common "triggers", all first heard in the cot or crib, and associated with mother's presence/contact.

>sucking noises (feeding)

>tapping nails

>hair bring brushed

>watching a woman putting on makeup

>the sound of nylons as mother gets dressed with baby or toddler nearby.

>pages turning as mother reads a magazine near the baby, or a story to the child.

>soft voice or lullaby - self explanatory.

>personal attention - the daily experience of nearly every baby.


Sure, "asmr" isn't creepy at all, it is just an incestuous masturbatory fantasy regression to infancy manifesting in teenagers and adults who under healthy social conditions, would already have transferred that role to an actual living, unrelated, person of the opposite sex.

Among teenage and older male incels, "asmr" acts as an ersatz substitute for the real thing and allows the him, through suspension of disbelief, to briefly feel physical intimacy. A technologically suPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

babdcc  No.166846


Theres nothing inherently wrong or sexual about asmr.

Someone quietly reading a story or tapping cards isnt inherently sexual you retard or pornography.

Pornography equals hardcore sex or displays of people in sexual arousal you immensely retarded imbecile.

This is the shit retarded faggots like Russel Brand came out with when asmr became popular.

The issue is..

There are too many average thot whores trying to milk paypig perverts for views and money by making clickbait perverted videos and labelling it "asmr"

Then irresponsible parents are allowing their brat children to quite literally immitate thot whores.

Thats the problem.

But yeah thinking this shit is porn is retarded.

stop watching porn.

f287fa  No.166858

File: 56dd073857ed051⋯.mp4 (15.18 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Harlow's Studies on Depend….mp4)


Nice analysis Sigmund Freud-anon. I do not discount everything that you say. Actually, I don't think you're too far off. Hear me out.

I don't think ASMR is inherently sexual in nature. I think it can be made sexual quite easily though, even if the intent wasn't inherently sexual. I believe that what we're seeing in ASMR is a human test of Harlow's monkeys.

ASMR as a sensation, aka the tingles, does exist. I get it. I have since a kid. It wasn't sexual. I can get tingles during sex though, but I can also get tingles without the sex. There are too many outliers such as Surge or Jojo for ASMR to be entirely sexual. I don't masturbate furiously to men carving soap or doing magic tricks with playing cards. Not everyone experiences "the tingles" and it's only a small percentage of the population, but ASMR is still wildly popular, so there must be other non-sexual reasons for this. There is one sensation that all humans experience and that is affection. The experiments with Dr Harlow and his cloth monkey explains what I believe to be the reason for ASMR's popularity. It's not that we're all sexual deviants, but the community has attracted a large group of people who lack real true organic affection or belonging.

Look at the popularity of mukbang. As hunter gatherer tribal humans, there's something "inhuman" about eating alone. With the growing hikikomori population in Asia, mukbang was their way to not eat alone. All over the west, we're experiencing an increasingly "wire" existence to meet our needs. Single parent homes where mom is at work, so wire mothers like schools and daycare raise children, void of love or affection, but providing only the bare necessities of life. All time high divorce rates. Nobody getting married. No children. We pull from the wires of Walmart and McDonald's, but they are void of love. I got a shirt from walmart and a burger from McD's. Nothing special about them like a sweater gift from a friend or grandma's home made apple pie. We go to the wire because we must, but then we seek our cloth mothers, cloth friends, and cloth waifus for comfort in this loveless world.

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f287fa  No.166860

File: 25469ac27437ee5⋯.jpg (95.38 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Free-Hugs.jpg)


The wire is cold and void of love or affection.

Cloth mothers / waifus are artificial love and affection, but watching Darling give you a POV hug through your computer monitor isn't the real thing, but it's better than no hugs when you have nothing at all.

Remember the free hugs campaign? You can do this in real life if you have the courage. Stop supporting the wire and let go of your cloth comforters. Go find someone organic to hug irl. The wire mothers and cloth mothers will go away if we can go back to real true organic love and affection. If I was at the mall and found someone with a "free hugs" sign or if someone simply told me "I need a hug" then I would hug that person. Darling has nearing 3 million subs. That's 3 million people who are in desperate need of a hug, and a small fraction of that get tingles too. Go hug someone irl and you can break the artificial matrix. Godspeed, anons.

70b7cb  No.166861


Pat her right on the head

File: b1e2f118fcc37ce⋯.jpg (29.13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, kel.jpg)

cc1a8d  No.166232[Reply]

Does anyone have an archive of Simply Kel's videos? Here's all the videos she had, channel is deleted :( https://www.theasmrindex.com/channel/UCQWkefuFc2qkDj_NV9msrFg

4afe50  No.166276


Nobody gives a fuck about that thot.

kys scum

b8b3da  No.166287


I only saved one video and it's the kissing one. Uploading to the ASMR vola now.

5d8abd  No.166809


I was just listening to her last night. She actually did pretty good ASMR.

61f019  No.166842

Hooters or honkers? You can only pick one.

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0bcb06  No.90704[Reply]

Where is my Stephanie thread?

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1f8648  No.166313

she's finally uploading content again!

4fd9ea  No.166787

File: d155883de717adb⋯.jpg (153.87 KB, 1907x1079, 1907:1079, Adsız.jpg)

d86173  No.166791


Is this California girl, not a real hispanic at this point, finally going to get her tits out for us or what?

0c5232  No.166796


This is a screenshot from an old video. She doesn't seem to do this kind of stuff anymore, sadly. She still has a sort of sexual undertone to many of her videos, but since she met her supposedly wealthy boyfriend, she's become far more tame.


>Is this California girl, not a real hispanic at this point

What's the difference?

aa6013  No.166823


>brown nipple

>barely any tit to speak of

>slightly mannish features, possibly heightened by bad plastic surgery

Unironically would not bang, 3/10

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2a2cfb  No.150440[Reply]

What’s Maple’s surprise reveal?

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ea45b5  No.166352


Fucking merch.

e27993  No.166367


good god thank you

5cb03d  No.166372


Nigger that first link's video is a broken piece of shit. It doesn't have any left side audio, even though it's a binaural mic video.

ea25d8  No.166558

This one radiates flat ass energy. Pushing her tits together to make up for what she can't fake

6dc318  No.166821

How was it revealed that she's married?

File: 6cc2aafbf8fa84d⋯.jpg (65.05 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, StorySaver_bethanielacina_….jpg)

f2e91f  No.166804[Reply]

lol this cuck just gave benny asmr $100 dollars damn i would never stoop this low maybe for nudes though.

90e938  No.166808

I'm torn between this being some sort of galaxybrain-bait, and there being a thot dumb enough to post their paypig on this humble moldovian motion-picture magazine with proof it's her.

3f1193  No.166812

File: 4199c96bf41fce6⋯.jpg (253.42 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, bethanielacina.jpg)


Hi, Bethanie. What is a cutie like you doing in this god forsaken shithole of the interwebs?

f2e91f  No.166819


I don't think this is bethanie lol she ain't the type to be lurking on this board lol

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