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/pol/ thread

Ok this is epic.

Brilliant as it applies to all these disgusting ASMRtits who are glorified camwhores and make thousands a month like Karuna, jew trap Gibi, Goodnight Moon, Gwen etc.

Report these ASMRwhores to the IRS!

It’s almost 2019 and tax forms will be mailed out by year's end. ASMRwhores have extra taxable income to report. Are they paying their taxable earnings from Patreon, YouTube, etc.?

>How to



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After you autists throw a tantrum, you sure take a long nap afterwards.

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Post your favorite unintentional non-ASMR channels. For me, Jared Taylor and his use of "huwhite" always gives me some tingles.

>inb4 BoB RoSS

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"


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Just dropping a few customs. Tim and Justin you cucks!

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What a mighty chad. I'm not even mad.



C-can I watch?



If she hasn't fucked the dog yet, I guarantee she at least let it eat peanut butter off her pussy



Isn't that what dogs are for? I know I enjoy a good dogjob.


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The correct term is red rocket you dog virgin.

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New Princess Pastel thread mein lieblings!! ♡♡♡

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Yeah, she's got a strong jawline, but it doesn't detract from her cute beauty and adorableness.

tbh, muh princess reminds me of a Lego head, lol (@w@)





You guys realize she's like 15-16 in this pic right…? Yikes.

Also if you look at her newer vids her face is a lot more oval so I guess it was just due to her being young.

I wouldn't mind if she were a guy though, I'm just saying


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I wish she'd be forever 15-16 OwO


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>uploads for the first time in 2 years face


>"Hey, guys. Sorry. I've been totes cray cray busy for the past 2 years, but I'm back."


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Is she still producing ASMR videos or is she just a twitch-hooker now?

It has been over a month now that she has released a video but is on twitch a couple of times a week….

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I would jump on anything that has a wet hole between its legs. That's not the point.


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And again a uninspiring boring video from her, she used to put a little bit more effort in her videos before twitch….



>Not sure how "faggot" enters into the equation when finding a female attractive

it makes you a faggot if the 'female' looks like mr potato head


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Wow. Her face really is shaped like a potato head. They do make a Mrs Potato Head though, so you wouldn't be a faggot if you were attracted to her. You'd be vegasexual.

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Should underage kids doing sucking ASMR be removed from YouTube? So many 12 year olds are now following in ASMRtits footsteps and making videos such as sucking on mics, lollipops, etc. The comments are just a pedos paradise.

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Leave sweetie pie Célia out of this






Dubs for white princess in spring fields.


The hierarchy of degeneracy goes something like this:

Mic Lickers > Foot Fags > Homos > BBD lovers > Fart Fetishists > Dog Diddlers > Kiddie Fiddlers



She looks like a nigger and her name could have been Betty

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Where is this audio at?




what video is this from?



nvm, found it


Anyone got a download for the halloween/witch one? I missed grabbing it when it was up

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@ 24:33

Here is the (((Vice))) "journo's" twitter: https://twitter.com/GabrielleWilson


I will allow ONE thread for Guybi's dox and connections to scams like BH only. Shills for her get immediate b&. It's obvious she's connected to a lot of shady jew shit since she's the "face of ASMR."

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Yeah this might be the most baffling statement someone has ever made really.



Sure, and then you get fucking with domestic violence charges, making it even easier for a woman to leave you. and a file a restraining order too.

You clearly do not understand any of your laws.


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I won't divorce you if you start shaving again bae




you sound like a fag, why do you care?



You seem to care. You cared enough that you felt compelled to reply,

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Report the shit out of that video!

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Only humans are allowed


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>humans on /asmr/

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>starting a family with amy

>coming home from work to see her waiting with your kids

>eat dinner alone browsing the internet as they watch TV

>have sex after putting the kids to sleep

>waking up next to her warm body

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is that Pettiboner?



how would you handle her lesbian lovers?



>>naturally subservient

This is how I know you've never had a girlfriend or even spoken to a woman ever.



OMG Stacy!!!!! are you saying there are incels here???!!! Jeeezzzzz someone please call the cops!!!!😱😰😡



needs to be put down

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I've wanted to see this chick's tits for years. Why do I never win :^(

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never said the work was on her tits



Why would she get work done on her face but leave her tits? Does that seem even vaguely likely to you?



never mentioned face either…



So what did she get work on?


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HAHAHAHAHA holy fucking shit


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I'll go ahead and post his other 2 Kosher ASMR vids here since there's a thread for it now. I'll try to keep an eye out for when he makes Kosher ASMR #4 and keep it updated.


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and he rightfully got shot.

I wish Mark David Chapman had a soundcloud.


Oy, I slept like an infant having their foreskin chewed off. Good vid.

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Jesus christ, what the fuck is that?

itt: horrifying shit

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Paola now has an iPhone filter that gives her CGI eyes. She's evolving! Voice mod soon? We may be witnessing a prototype thot of the future. Imagine a day when trap technology reaches it's pinnacle and you can no longer tell the difference between man and woman. What will happen to these women's pussy privilege when the Techno-Traps take over?!


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BTS footage. Becky's secrets revealed. Did she take the advice about the voice mod? Record your voice track separate and change the pitch in Audacity and reload it. It's almost sounds female. It's like watching an episode of the Twilight Zone.




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Looks like a fag to me.


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