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File: fc8f9103006c9f7⋯.png (109.88 KB, 500x332, 125:83, mountaindewbottlespepe.png)

 No.265[Reply]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.176999[Reply]

Well NEETs, it's nearly summer, and with that come many things, such as the end of the year. It's also a time for reflection. How did you fare with gf2019? Are the executives in shape for summer? How do you feel about the warmer weather? How will you feel seeing women wearing less when they're out and about? These are all questions that a NEET must ponder.

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 No.177519

Going to pop a sleep. Night Night NEETs


 No.177520

>>177518

You took two completely different meaning of the word 'international' and mashed them together and pretended they were the same. And then when pointed out for it you went, "Well that's semantic so I win." and then ran away to go to sleep. Is it really that hard to just admit you made a mistake? Is your internet ego that important to you?


 No.177521

>tfw depressed


 No.177522

>>177166

Thank you. I'll post progress pics next year. Hopefully sooner than later.


 No.177523

File: 40653ab97dcad0c⋯.png (7.37 KB, 221x228, 221:228, piggy.png)

>>177522

Not him but I have lost 34kg since start of 2017

>tfw 104kg currently

what did you weigh at your biggest?




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 No.176250[Reply]

In the Japan, I will have a the sex.

OLD >>175502

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 No.177003

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>>176995

I'm releasing a joint statement with Craig condemning the threat of gook cartoons


 No.177004

>>177002

Oy vey


 No.177005

BUM


 No.177006

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>>177002

They're called krembo, don't eat them, it's a trap


 No.177007

CASH




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 No.175502[Reply]

I waited for you, we all did.

OLD >>174740

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 No.176252

Big


 No.176253

Old


 No.176254

Bum


 No.176255

Rash




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 No.174740[Reply]

Enjoying your two days of freedom, ragie wagies?

OLD >>173988

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 No.175498

>>175495

very nice


 No.175499

>>175495

Does Brazil have as much mass migration as Europe and the US?


 No.175500

j


 No.175501

p


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 No.173988[Reply]

Let's take a moment to appreciate the good times we've shared on our time here NEETs.

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 No.174746

>>174745

You can't make me post, you're not my real dad


 No.174747

>>174744

Yeah, they do like their weight of numbers

By law they can't even enter cells in lock up unless they outnumber the occupants 2:1 or more


 No.174748

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NEW

>>174740

>>174740

>>174740

NEEW THRED

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 No.174749

RUM


 No.174750

BASH




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 No.173241[Reply]

So, NEETs, six and a bit weeks until ol' St Nick pays you a visit.

I hope you have been good.

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 No.173996

>>173993

>>173993

Very nice.


 No.173997

File: df9d6034baa33dc⋯.png (108.89 KB, 260x260, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

More to share they reckon.


 No.173998

>>173997

Only peasants buy smiths anyway.


 No.173999

bum


 No.174000

rash




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 No.172490[Reply]

Don't be lured by Craig, he will only ruin your wallet, your anus and your health, while Dan will protect you from rapists and sells cheap goon.

Old

>>171725

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 No.173238

>>173214

Anyway, this morning I was at a work function and a female board member came over for a chat because I was standing by a window of the exhibition center by myself. The cutie I perve on out my office window in the morning came by to talk to her while I stood their awkwardly, and revealed she got married three weeks ago. Good times.


 No.173239

>>173238

>and revealed she got married three weeks ago

I kinda ktf man.

I stalked the cutie I used to work with recently and saw she'd just had a kid.


 No.173240

New thread in 3.


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 No.173243

are plain white long sleeve shirts the best fashion shirts?




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 No.171725[Reply]

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me

And how you suffered for your sanity

And how you tried to set them free

They would not listen, they're not listening still

Perhaps they never will

OLD >>170977

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 No.172486

>>172482

no, it's a slovenian comapny. i think there was a tiny gap in the packaging so it rotted a lot faster than it was supposed to.


 No.172487

>>172313

Only the real unna posters like them.

They are just misunderstood and the misunderstanders don't want to understand.


 No.172488

>>172316

>Gay

GTFO


 No.172489

>>172338

There's been at least two on this board.


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 No.170977[Reply]

Humanity has slowly been climbing towards the stars, how will NEETs like us fit into all of this?

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 No.171734

>>171733

The neet board won't stop croaking until we all do


 No.171735

>>171733

That would result in thread deletion.


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 No.171737

Soothing lotion for the


 No.171739

bum rash




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 No.170217[Reply]

You know you want to, whip 'em out for the boys.

OLD >>169465

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 No.170980

File: 4e623e650509ad8⋯.png (167.17 KB, 733x420, 733:420, danposts.png)

REMINDER TO ALL ANTI DAN POSTERS


 No.170981

>>170958

just searched nuclear fusion. really disappointed the news doesn't cover this. they're rather cover which celeb polly said what to who. i know so kinds of research going on in Aus because I've seen it but need don't give a shit except to inspire kids

https://youtu.be/ng1Yz4FrXYE


 No.170985

>>170981

>nuclear fusion

Shit looks really interesting, redditor types and boomers seen to not like it for some reason


 No.170989

bum


 No.170990

rash




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 No.169465[Reply]

How are you going NEETs? What are you up to this week?

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 No.170220

Aboriginal barf machine


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 No.170222

>>170211

I really need to get rid of the fucking thing but buying cars is a pain the in the ass


 No.170224

>>170222

Get your mob to line you up with one.


 No.170225

bum rash




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 No.168676[Reply]

The Irish may not be having the best of times of late but their day will come… The same applies to many of our NEETs.

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 No.169467

>>169466

All NEETs are replicants.


 No.169468

>>169466

The NEET bleets would keep them up.


 No.169469

>>169463

If you don't have a hermetically sealed tinfoil full helm to go with that, you're just reflecting the satellite mind control waves to your head.

I wish this tinfoil stuff was only a joke, what a world


 No.169470

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 No.169471

Bum Rash




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 No.167923[Reply]

Back in my days, to get milk you had to suck off the cow. It helped kids build character and showed you which kids would make it in life and which ones wouldn't.

OLD >>167155

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 No.168685

healthy rashless bum


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 No.168687

>>168684

Dan Murphy, liquor merchant and pharmacist


 No.168690

>>168687

Dan is a bad man.


 No.168691

bum rash




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 No.167155[Reply]

Are we the big nasty threats we think we are, is it all in our heads or is it perhaps even worse than that?

OLD >>166416

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 No.167919

Make sure to eat a dozen eggs every day before you go to work wagies.


 No.167920

BUM RUSH


 No.167921

File: b3dba87b6b71ae2⋯.jpg (57 KB, 458x390, 229:195, Whenever you think that yo….jpg)


 No.167922

Asian bum pash


 No.167924

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