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File: 6c1de72a87ba9af⋯.jpg (35.64 KB, 480x447, 160:149, image.jpg)

 No.8596205[Reply]

> She's a psychopath who only brings suffering to those around her.

So why do you claim her waifu?

Honestly, I just want to grab Kurumi's hand and bring her with me to live in the deserted countryside where no one would bother us. I really want to treasure her unconditional love, and who knows, maybe try to heal her mental wounds in the long run.

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 No.8596210

>>8596205

she'd stab you and burry you behind the house


 No.8596215

>>8596210

I wouldn't mind.

She'd then kill herself because she can't live without her obsession.

That's probably the most heartfelt thing anybody's done for me in 25 years.


 No.8596216

i just want someone to be crazy about me for a change


 No.8596222

>>8596209

cont.

I can't really explain it. I know I wouldn't truly want it. Been thinking about it more and more over the past few months. I guess I find Yandere's cute? Im not even sure myself it feels like I'm 50/50 on this internally.

I guess the fact that at any moment I could be tied up in a basement somewhere with some cute sadist gf is interesting. I'm not particularly submissive either.


 No.8596235

File: 0e1515bacda589f⋯.jpg (933.57 KB, 1450x1350, 29:27, __tokisaki_kurumi_date_a_l….jpg)

>>8596205

Good taste, but you should hang yourself for posting a sample image. And it's not a bad thing to have someone who thinks that you are their whole world. Assuming they don't act on their suspicions without cross-checking them with evidence first.




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 No.8596014[Reply]

What is your opinion of people who don't wear underwear? I stopped wearing that shit earlier this year and it's changed my life

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 No.8596033

File: 07b836179f2e447⋯.png (53.72 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Why.png)

>Fecal matter drifting into your denim


 No.8596043

File: 4b241f71c3970d9⋯.jpeg (8.86 KB, 300x168, 25:14, images (4).jpeg)

>>8596033

I scratch my anus and then don't wash my hands


 No.8596051

>>8596028

underwear fabric is softer than the inside of jeans or whatever though? especially if you get silk boxers

>I'd also have a constant bulge, I'd prefer not to.

why not? are you aware that the primary thing that women want is penis size? why would you not want to exploit your advantage to seduce women? if I had a big dick, all I would do is have sex all day, every day. why do anything else?


 No.8596223

>>8596014

tried when I was younger and all it did was make it a bit colder down there

guess itll also help keep it cooler down there in summer but tbh, im good with my undies on thankyou


 No.8596233

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 No.8595471[Reply]

Sup /b/? hikichan here so last Friday night to Saturday morning (1:00 AM or so) I had taken 10 grams of Tylenol. That’s about 20 extra strength Tylenol pills, 500 mg each. I am really not suicidal, no matter what I say, but for some reason this time I did it. I wasn’t even thinking.

So, right after I took the pills, I panicked. I searched online what it could do, I talked to Aconcit and Butters, and then I got dressed and went outside and ran all the way down a block to call Poison Control.

Poison Control told me to tell my dad so I walked home, cussing to myself, and I told my dad. He didn’t believe me and thought I only took 2, but I said I took 20. He told me to go to bed. I went to my room, crying, and talked to Aconcit again and called Poison Control. Poison Control was connecting me to 911 when suddenly, my dad came in and was all “HANG UP THE PHONE”

He then took the laptop away and turned it off, then went downstairs and I followed. I sat on the couch and Poison Control called me back, trying to get my name and address so that they can send an ambulance. My dad kept yelling at me to hang up while I told them everything, then I hung up and yelled at him, telling him it was Poison Control.

So that fucker called the hospital and said he’d take me there. Then, we got in the car and my dad asked me who I was talking to on the couch. I said “I TOLD YOU, IT WAS POISON CONTROL SENDING AN AMBULANCE!!” and he said “WHAT? YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME” so I made a >_> face. So, he called Poison Control and asked to stop the ambulance from coming, then I got to the ER, and I was there for like 10 hours, then I was in the hospital room.

They said I had to take 17 doses of Mucomyst, but all the Tylenol was out of my system by the first day so I only had to take 5-7. They had me on Suicide Watch, so they had to watch me go to the bathroom and someone had to sit in my room and watch me 24/7.

After I was all clean, Sunday, they sent me to a Psych Ward. I was on Suicide Watch level 3, which is the second highest level, and so I had to be watched when I go to the bathroom again, anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.8596046

>>8595471

I'm sorry, am I supposed to know or care who you are?


 No.8596048

>>8596046

>I'm sorry, am I supposed to know or care who you are?

Yes


 No.8596112

>>8596048

>Yes

No


 No.8596129

>no timestamp

Should be self explanatory but just in case: GTFO


 No.8596232

File: 9a158e605ee4ca2⋯.jpeg (35.69 KB, 474x647, 474:647, images (9).jpeg)

Nobody gives a shit, ffs those whores are so fucking retarded and attention whores gtfo cunt

>GUISE LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME I HAVE A BAGINA TEEHEE GIB ATTENTION




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 No.8592048[Reply]

Why are poor people so overconfident of their social capabilities? It happens every time I go to a metropolitan area when they have the gall to ask for money, or start up a conversation with me (obviously just trying to get something out of me). Why do these plebs not know their place?

Honestly it's mind boggling how it's even possible to be poor in a place like the U.S or other developed western country. Every single time I go outside or online, I see an opportunity to make money, yet nobody takes these opportunities, much less even notice they exist. Are poor people just born blind to higher ideals? It's a little disheartening to see them live like this, but I remember that it's because of their naivetè, and general apathetic disposition towards managing their finances, that it's so easy to make money and take advantage of these idiots.

They really aren't like the rest of us, right? I'm sort of convinced that anyone who manages to not make more than $80k/year is an NPC and should be treated like one.

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 No.8596221

>>8596123

LOL!

You're obviously one of those stupid people who thinks they are much more clever than they are.

Apparently you even believe you are gifted with psychic powers despite the fact you lack even the most basic cognative ability.

Drop dead poorfag.


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 No.8596228

File: b1bcca8fde47cd1⋯.png (128.05 KB, 640x400, 8:5, commie cringe.png)

>>8593786

put away the edge you unhinged larping communist failure


 No.8596231

File: 9eda31238239018⋯.jpg (78.56 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 342de6ddf1235dc0bf5d627311….jpg)

>>8596228

Someday you'll be bashed on the head with a hammer, they you'll be decaptated with a sickle.

VIVA la REVOLUTION BABY!!!!




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 No.8596220[Reply]

If you could have your own concentration camp, dungeon or indoctrination facility, what would it be like? Who would go there and by what criteria would you sort them, what would you do with the prisoners, what would the preferred mortality rate be?

 No.8596224

Top 10 ways to survive the holocaust, with one little trick Goldstein survived using only……


 No.8596230

Jews and communist. I’d make them fight the minorties that they brought in. So I’d take a pack of niggers and a few communist families. Make them live together. Video the results. Show it to the Jews and communist. Then do it to those people.




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 No.8595157[Reply]

What is the female version of smegma?

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 No.8596151

>>8595279

I always did wonder why he calls himself "Dysnomia" and not "Dysnomio" or "Dysnomius" or something male sounding. Maybe dys really is a female, which would explain the terrible board management.

FUCKING BUMP.


 No.8596158

>>8595157

one time on the bus to school two girls got on to the bus and you could immediately smell rotting fish

that


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 No.8596207

>>8596151

this.

based


 No.8596226

>>8596151

Obviously historical accuracy is more important than gender signaling.




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 No.8592887[Reply]

Why are so many white people sexually obsessed with black people, or obsessed in every other way? It's absurd, cringey and creepy.

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 No.8596170

>>8593281

and I thought bouncers in America were aggressive…


 No.8596193

>>8593231

when they golo…


 No.8596213

>>8596147

>statistics are bullshit

<no they aren't

>it's obvious I'm talking about the individuals publicising the reports!

okay nigger retard


 No.8596225

>>8596213

I'm talking to a person with down syndrome who believes every set of stats he or she sees, even though statistics about society are almost always contradicted by other sets of them. Put a bullet through your own brain, dicksucking retard.


 No.8596234

>>8592905

/thread




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 No.8594388[Reply]

4chan mods went full retard and ban any rekt threads. 8chan forever.

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 No.8596165

>>8595898

Legit question here: why are Mexicans so much more fucked up than native Americans?


 No.8596175

File: 40350b139f388fc⋯.jpg (88.28 KB, 640x716, 160:179, GOOD!.jpg)

>>8596127

LOLOLOL!!!

no


 No.8596185

File: a8cf9cb4ea1f04a⋯.jpg (62.23 KB, 640x489, 640:489, p77imzcnjwa21.jpg)

>>8596165

Spaniards have Arab blood.

Arabs are sadistic little bastards.


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 No.8596219

File: 8bc0437b795bf5a⋯.jpg (82.23 KB, 481x770, 481:770, trade-card-black.jpg)

>>8596217

LOL!

You're a moron.




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 No.8596218[Reply]

If you could have your own concentration camp, dungeon or indoctrination facility, what would it be like?

Who would go there and by what criteria would you sort them, what would you do with the prisoners, what would the preferred mortality rate be?



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 No.8584507[Reply]

This is how I look as a female (faceapp).

Gogo faggots.

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 No.8596063

>>8593958

Make them rape each other


 No.8596068

>>8586889

>>8586891

>>8586895

>>8586852

fuck these rozellis made me laugh real good


 No.8596071

>>8593958

Can't I rape both?


 No.8596167

File: e27e4df47f9a45b⋯.png (128.17 KB, 599x532, 599:532, B1qqs99CAAAbioo.png)

File: eafa3757f1a9d95⋯.png (54.47 KB, 555x374, 555:374, 8chan is anime imageboard.png)

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>>8587212

>queen of this /b/.


 No.8596214

File: 7b8e799ab8d8967⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 480x479, 480:479, 183f7a5d7338af8a56a30c1910….jpg)

>>8586893

>kind of




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 No.8596047[Reply]

What the annons think about imageboards that ban all women? Should women be allowed to post at /b?

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 No.8596139

>>8596047

There are no women on the Internet, kid. If you are easily baited by some fat fag pretending to be a girl - it's your own problem.


 No.8596140

Getting past the fact that there are no women on the internet - whenever I say “women” I mean men pretending to be women - there should be an automatic permanent ban for saying you’re a woman and not posting tits + timestamp. If they don’t say that they are a woman and just post normally, there’s no issue.


 No.8596201

File: 0f573301dccebce⋯.jpg (28.77 KB, 600x600, 1:1, titsorgtfo.jpg)


 No.8596206

>>8596047

Sadly I think redit has the right idea. Ban incels. You faggots aren't welcome on that shithole, and you're not welcome here. Go to cuck chan where everyone is gay, they'll at least tolerate your shit since you and the fags have something in common. None of you are having sex with women.


 No.8596212

>>8596117

People like you never consider that maybe it's males fault for being so fucking obsessed wtih them.

>>8596206

they have incels.is now, the place is full of crazy rapist cunts




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 No.8595106[Reply]

free''''''''

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 No.8595163

File: 393520c2a9e6de3⋯.mp4 (9.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, DNA 2 OP.mp4)

>>8595158

You will continue to watch cuckime*

ftfy. You have never and will never be able to appreciate True Anime (pre 2004) because you are enthralled with modern low quality braindead animation.


 No.8595166

File: 9ffcd388682f54d⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1300x1114, 650:557, e63b468c7b1536d50d65f20575….png)

>>8595158

oh shit we posting lolis in this thread too nigga?


 No.8595176

File: b51fa705a7c4d06⋯.jpg (116.92 KB, 2010x1128, 335:188, no-game-no-life-episode-12….jpg)

>>8595163

Im enthralled with brilliant new plot, plebian.


 No.8595257

File: 33b9d8bef98969a⋯.jpg (11.98 KB, 298x196, 149:98, 084.jpg)

Did someone say Lolis?


 No.8596211

File: 56ffcc314d9eac6⋯.png (246.49 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>8595106

I get the feeling you're misappropriating that phrase




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 No.8596161[Reply]

How long will it be until people shut the fuck up about black people? I'm tired of hearing about them; they're now completely boring.

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 No.8596180

>>8596161

>be a nigger

>see nobody liking niggers

>post a "pls stop hating niggers" thread

fuck you, nigger


 No.8596188

>>8596172

I never considered them as entertaining.


 No.8596195

>>8596188

But when you talk incessantly about people, whether it's positive or negative, you are, indeed, entertained by them.


 No.8596198

>>8596180

Where did it say stop hating. Do you know how to read? It said it's sick of hearing about them.


 No.8596204

>>8596195

I just wish they wouldn't exist. Movies and tv series seem more entertaining without token black actors.




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 No.8595751[Reply]

ITT we ask hikichan a question and post her response (Anything goes fam)

https://curiouscat.me/velfarre2000

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 No.8596190

File: 524b5755984eb14⋯.jpg (36.19 KB, 848x480, 53:30, 1519908991571.jpg)

>>8596178

>I love her nose… i want to fuck her nose and cum inside it

Dude you're fucking weird.


 No.8596192

File: 92cd359bc519b35⋯.jpg (33.26 KB, 343x347, 343:347, 132.jpg)


 No.8596194

>>8596189

Boxxy is an old washed up hag who hasn't been relevant since 2014 and she works for the jews at disney now.


 No.8596203

>>8596194

How fucking dare you talk about our Queen Mother like that?

>>8596178

>nostril fucking

Me, I'd settle for cumming between her toes, provided her feet are sufficiently nice.


 No.8596229

Well this thread fizzled out rather quickly. Let us know when the norikunt norikutie does anything interesting, if ever. Until then, kthxbai.




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 No.8596077[Reply]

I hold my testicles in my hand and wonder to myself, are my balls small, or re my hands big?

 No.8596079

same


 No.8596096

File: 0c7995f24510dcb⋯.png (241.79 KB, 378x756, 1:2, 0c7.png)

>>8596077

>grabbing any man's balls


 No.8596098

>>8596077

pics so we can answer your question


 No.8596102

I've been told by the lads that my balls are quite large, but I feel like they're just average.


 No.8596202

>>8596077

probably your balls

ball size tends to vary a bit more than hand size

also shouldnt they just seem the same size as usual or did you have a hand growth spurt




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