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 No.8464335[Reply]

Why do they make me so hard?

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 No.8466959

File: 00b6838da0be16d⋯.jpg (87.83 KB, 821x960, 821:960, so-that's-why-feminists-ha….jpg)

lmao feminists


 No.8466990

>>8466725

the red sign in cyrillic says the same thing as the one in english;

"ukraine is not a brothel"


 No.8467012

http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/porn/res/3316.html

Christian sluts phone # info nd vids up 4 grab


 No.8467016

>>8464374

Pls, youll fuck anything. And why not, since she would adjust.


 No.8467918

>>8464846

Don't care she's super hot yo




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 No.8467476[Reply]

Is life supposed to be full of bullshit every single step of the way? Because I feel like it's not supposed to be, but it is currently. It just feels like to do anything you have to put up with some small amount of unnecessary hassle. Why can't things just go smoothly and simply? Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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 No.8467898

File: 78e2364eeeac833⋯.png (1.98 MB, 979x1306, 979:1306, ClipboardImage.png)

>>8467892

Didn't say you were a faggot, just a bot. A poorly coded one. How does it feel to know your creator is an Indian man who wipes his asshole with his bare hand. He uses that hand with shit still on it to type your code out.


 No.8467902

File: fa499c597611a53⋯.jpg (25.91 KB, 451x501, 451:501, 1502321270743.jpg)

>>8467898

>bots

>feeling anything


 No.8467905

>>8467898

>more Renaissance art means pederasty wasn't accepted custom in ancient Greece and that the Romans didn't think eating pussy was gayer than fucking another dude in the ass

>I don't understand similies due to my severe autism


 No.8467909

>>8467902

>this pic of the lourmouth artschool dropout with the special snowflake haircut who lost the war and got millions of Germans killed means I'm right and ur mad


 No.8467917

File: 0ae719142f2aa4b⋯.png (114.08 KB, 424x480, 53:60, Get_this_hothead_outta_her….png)

>>8467905

>You posted a statue

>You must be a fucking queer dont you know the greeks made statues and some of them liked boipucci

The autist who thought a dude born in the 20th century was alive during the ancient Greeks and Romans and therefor believed all the things they did about everything.




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 No.8467450[Reply]

>Be me

>At November Potluck for my moms job

>Helping set up

>whatthefuckdoido.wav

>Meet her boss for first time

>"Hello anon, I've never meet you, names Joe!"

>Run firmhandshake.exe

>"Hey Joe, I'm Momanon's Daughter, fuck I mean son"

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Captcha was mex how topical with all the legumes here

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 No.8467867

>>8467854

>codes of honor aren't made by the people who make 90% of all media that purports to represent it, society is totally prepared to go against the grain of all the brainwashing from the top 1% about how not wanting to work more for less every year is dishonorable

>if you're against the popular image of honor, you're against the concept of honor

>if you're against my advertisment for a thing that doesn't look anything like the ad, you're against the thing it's advertising and not how disingenuous it is and how it's gamed by the system to get you to do what it wants

>blah blah blah communism bad beep boop

useful idiot


 No.8467910

>>8467867

You should take your meds (or, if you're taking them, stop and go see a new quack). Media wasn't even a thing when codes of honor existed anon, the closest was theater and what was done on the street wasn't full of propaganda but dick jokes. The vast majority of codes of honor don't say anything about charging a lot or little for a service, you retard. Exceptions are like the quakers, who were few and charged according to the work put into what they were selling instead of trying to maximize profit, but they owned the means of production (like hammers, saws, etc) so they were capitalist pig dogs.


 No.8467912

I have a similar story.

>meeting teacher's husband

>"you must be her wife, shit I meant husband"


 No.8467915

>>8467910

>I don't understand the daily dose meme because I'm a newfag and/or shill here to proselytize about my failed debunked ideology/religion/movement/[insert other shitty disproven idea here]


 No.8467916

File: 4229f9588695d6a⋯.jpg (486.54 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, hang yourself.jpg)




File: 627eaa872a82d8f⋯.jpg (55.17 KB, 258x360, 43:60, LOL.jpg)

 No.8467777[Reply]

8chan is dead

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 No.8467871

File: 4c02d686e483a39⋯.jpg (66.76 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 61ecd284c46440ea6fe98f7f40….jpg)


 No.8467874

>>8467870

I'm already Tracer


 No.8467894

File: 9946f23fa52401e⋯.jpg (152.8 KB, 850x769, 850:769, 9946f23fa52401ef7ed19f1b35….jpg)

>>8467777

turkey baste and red flintstones vitamins my dude


 No.8467899

>>8467864

that's right Reginald Shitpanels, they're all in it against you and that's why your cartoon looks like calarts if you don't know what it is


 No.8467914

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File: 384c82543e2c77e⋯.png (243.77 KB, 996x780, 83:65, 8chan.png)

 No.8467845[Reply]

Post all known indictments resulting from 8chan posts.

Here is one for cyberstalking and identity theft.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/tennessee-man-indicted-federal-charges-cyberstalking-and-identity-theft-case

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 No.8467853

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

This guy was an 8chan troll. 8chan is referenced in this guys court documents.


 No.8467872

>>8467853

The FBI is really good at convicting schizophrenic trolls for bomb threats XD


 No.8467882

>>8467847

Indict all niggerdick posters NOW!


 No.8467893

lmao do we have an archive of this horrible act or the pics? just so that we can make sure nothing like this happens again. seeing that thread would really help the community fap identify and prevent abuse in the future.


 No.8467913

link to pics?




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 No.8467901[Reply]

Daily reminder that you too can become a Mormon and be one with the restored Gospel of Jesus Christ. If you're sick of the secular world and want a community that shares your same conservative values and spirituality, you're three door knocks away, and let the Holy Ghost guide you

May Heavenly Father bless you /b/

 No.8467906

mormons are fucking gay


 No.8467911

>>8467906

No, we don't allow teh gays in. They either remain celibate for the rest of their lives (including from masturbation and pornography) and do their best to marry a woman or unfortunately they have no room here for their sinful behavior as per the Bible, as it is an abomination as close to the blasphemy of the Holy Ghost.




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 No.8467475[Reply]

>qt has been staring at me entire semester

>smiled back multiple times but she just looks away

>when i talk to her she doesn't seem interested in conversation

im getting mixed signals here

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 No.8467866

File: 0419100b5b13051⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1665x1939, 1665:1939, yumyum.png)

She's actually just amused by your less than pristine facade.


 No.8467873

Punch her in the face. Girls love that aggressive shit.


 No.8467881

Ask her sister out for dinner.


 No.8467896

>>8467475

She probably just thinks about killing people a lot

>talk to her more


 No.8467908

File: aec8336833df6db⋯.png (47.08 KB, 324x237, 108:79, rousseau.png)




File: ae3a07281922b71⋯.jpg (70.43 KB, 720x370, 72:37, Screenshot_20181113-064111….jpg)

 No.8467201[Reply]

>imagine being so insecure about your own ethnicity you need to put your fellow European brothers down

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 No.8467565

>>8467285

>he thinks white people post these


 No.8467596

We must all unite against the jews


 No.8467605

File: 24f6cb570251a3a⋯.jpeg (22.54 KB, 305x200, 61:40, 2A793E25-58BB-4D62-9D9F-E….jpeg)

>>8467208

Pic related is true except for slavs who also aren’t white. Attached is a picture of a slav. Note the non-cumskin cranium, eyes, nose, and mouth shape.


 No.8467698

>>8467605

This, Slavs belong to the Siberian race.


 No.8467907

Italians stopped being white before mongols created Turkey and they are so stupid that they destroyed Argentina.




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 No.8467137[Reply]

It's the cringiest thing that I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVEdQJ7qtJw

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 No.8467329

its a trap


 No.8467665

File: 2277d265013293b⋯.jpg (38.82 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Medusa-3-medusa-from-soul-….jpg)

>>8467137

I don't know about that one but she did some other cosplays where she did the costumes pretty well.


 No.8467714

Because it's a dude.


 No.8467725

Its amazing how people think it's a trap, if they could very easily find the rest of her content. But without makeup she looks really plain, SO i guess no one cares


 No.8467904

>>8467137

Fucking fuck. I wanna do lewd stuff to her so badly.




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 No.8467417[Reply]

Now that net neutrality got repealed, how has your life been impacted by the repeal? Are our ISP's logging more data on us than ever?

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 No.8467759

>>8467417

I constantly get harassed by disconnects while downloading. Does that count?


 No.8467832

Yes.

NN isn't about logging (though deep packet inspection can play a part), it's about eliminating the need to even bother logging, by restricting or completely blocking access to naughty or unprofitable services.

>>8467423

NN was the legal requirement that ISPs function solely as dumb conduits between you and any other entity on the Internet, using the full capacity of the connections you and they paid their respective ISPs for, regardless of who their ISP is and what type of data is being transmitted.

>>8467432

>>8467754

You may be getting throttled and not even know it:

https://stopthecap.com/2018/11/08/net-neutrality-violated-nearly-every-u-s-wireless-operator-is-throttling-you/

>>8467748

Proxies happen downstream from ISPs, so this relies on continued access to VPNs (especially unlogged VPNs), which most ISPs in many countries like the UK, Australia, and Canada already ban. Without NN in place, such practices can't be fought in court.

>>8467759

Quite possibly


 No.8467835

>>8467832

if I don't notice it, how does it matter?


 No.8467840

>>8467832

>countries ban them

well shit I guess it's literally impossible to do then lol


 No.8467903

>>8467417

>nothing but cancerous sites

I'm glad this happened, people can finally wake up from all that shit.




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 No.8467324[Reply]

Post anime girls with guns

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 No.8467482

File: 2ada3943961a302⋯.jpg (359.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1458387290891.jpg)

>>8467467

Anime it's a style of animated media. Manga is a style of drawn media.


 No.8467533

>>8467482

Fix your shit anon, anime is drawn always.


 No.8467537

File: 18a6c4616567ffc⋯.png (560.45 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 18a6c4616567ffc153d6c83dd5….png)

>>8467482

>anime is real

>manga is drawings


 No.8467857

moar


 No.8467900

File: 56bcdd587a7a9ba⋯.jpg (986.88 KB, 2237x1405, 2237:1405, 1427915390969-1.jpg)

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 No.8467578[Reply]

why don't we have minds like Newton or Tesla running around today? That level of genius has seemingly vanished from the world today.

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 No.8467877

>>8467859

I would've thought 'אמת "emet" vs. מת "met"


 No.8467887

>>8467594

>>8467643

>>8467721

This.

>>8467628

No, exactly the opposite thanks to machines.

>>8467710

If i am not wrong nazies planned killing him or steal him with his tech like usanians did with Von Braun.

>>8467842

But we have more people.

Btw, remember that being a biologist working on cancer is more dangerous than being a cop in Detroit, no, this is not a joke, check deads, this shit started after humanity lost WWII, all advanced tech was hidden, color videos censored, stealth planes robed, etc.


 No.8467888

>>8467877

oh shit, we got a live one over here


 No.8467889

>>8467887

off by one


 No.8467897

>>8467888

hitler trips confirm




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 No.8448328[Reply]

>meanest thing you did to a girl

go:

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 No.8467740

File: 5acdad80368eae1⋯.png (100.32 KB, 625x605, 125:121, ClipboardImage.png)

>>8463196

You should consider suicide, Anon has done more good for these women than anyone in their life ever has.

>kind when he took chinks virginity

>allowed a SJW to stop pretendign she is something she isn't and find some moments of peace without worry.

>fucked a fatty

Frankly everything he has done has been a kindness in their fated to be hopeless lives.

You on the other hand need to stop acting like a white knight orbiter desperately trying to be nice to women in the hope that maybe it will get you laid.


 No.8467742

>>8467608

well anon that only shows you are a human being, emphasis on man. I only hope she has learned something positive out of the experience.


 No.8467767

>>8452275

Good things like this don't happen irl though.


 No.8467830

File: 3073c0b59aa1d62⋯.png (77.9 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1458161158542.png)

>8 yo

>hung out with kids in the block

>we played cops and robbers

>you were caught if the "cop" could put their arms around you

>the boys were the robbers this time

>hide behind some bushes in an unused strip of land

>minutes go by

>friend's younger sister shows up

>she spots me

>ohshit.jpg

>about to haul ass

>she's too close

>grabs me by the arm

>don't want to get caught

>reflexes kick in and I instinctively move

>cunt-punt.exe

>she falls down, crying

>other "cops" notice the crying

>come over and start making a big deal out of it

>guys eventually come by

>anonbro sees sister in pain

>punches me

And that's pretty much it

At least I didn't get caught


 No.8467891

>>8449384

u r a fag




File: 236078d8dae0fa8⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1232x884, 308:221, 1534108991243.png)

 No.8467879[Reply]

Hey incel losers, I'm part of a kink club on the west coast, recently one of the more extreme things introduced by some of the evil female doms (one of which I am a slave to) was the idea of incel humiliation. Basically we have these massive orgies while projecting onto the walls are video of incels crying about not getting laid + posts from r/incel forums and wizardchan and places like this full of losers like you killing yourself at 30 for being kissless handholdless virgins, honestly the social sadism and schadenfreude as a result was the hottest thing I've experienced in my 10+ years with the group. I was curious though how this made you feel and what was your take on being used as unwilling participants in our sick activities?

 No.8467884

Proofs or it didn't happen.




File: 10b8be8c5da5985⋯.png (1.04 MB, 501x1439, 501:1439, 1542126784042.png)

 No.8467750[Reply]

Anyone else?

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 No.8467758

File: bfadf2732e61d81⋯.jpg (235.26 KB, 1024x1112, 128:139, 9108c6009a8420e6998907f6f4….jpg)

goatse


 No.8467769

File: aa993beb7f13d4a⋯.png (322.91 KB, 697x589, 697:589, 100%mad.PNG)

Is dandelion really a nigger now?

of course they had to make the ladies man a nigger, of fucking course.

The rest i knew already.

at least Geralt is not Idris Elba


 No.8467817

File: 1fadf27495ac971⋯.jpg (12.58 KB, 320x362, 160:181, niggered.jpg)


 No.8467869

>>8467769 have they made a new episode yet?


 No.8467878

File: 8ed8c6691f13e6d⋯.jpg (101.28 KB, 600x900, 2:3, netflix-polar-bears.jpg)

>>8467757

Triss is some mongrel, that looks like it could be it but they're kinda hard to tell apart. Easier than niggers though.




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