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File: a46848f2e16e9b9⋯.png (192.96 KB, 273x436, 273:436, Noriko Neet army.png)


Sup /b/ Noriko/Hikkichan here i want YOU to join the Neet army say no to work and school for you will be happy doing nothing and not contributing to society.



Does the NEET army vacuum, do the dishes, clean the bathroom and keep a generally clean household?

If not then I'm gonna pass.



Not all neets are lazy.










File: 550fb4e2eee554e⋯.mp4 (224.9 KB, 320x240, 4:3, neets.mp4)

reminder there is absolutely nothing wrong with beating a NEET to death to put them out of their misery and to save tax dollars



"any advocacy of national, racial or religious hatred that constitutes incitement to discrimination, hostility or violence shall be prohibited by law" - International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, Article 20

hope you have a vpn



>reminder there is absolutely nothing wrong with beating a NEET to death to put them out of their misery and to save tax dollars

Just let Neets and hikis kill themselves jesus..



I don't think you understand how international treaties work


File: b26210f8c0cd2ac⋯.png (2.54 MB, 2280x2304, 95:96, boomer.png)


>he fell for the tax payer money meme


File: 3eabab9288be8f0⋯.jpg (75.24 KB, 757x451, 757:451, d3e6f2c49ae0b775405363a3f7….jpg)


Reminder that there's nothing wrong with being a NEET to drain (((the system))) of money


File: 40bd939436a7325⋯.jpg (4.51 KB, 168x299, 168:299, index.jpg)


lol u mad wagey



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File: e4b2c4b0cbf2ee7⋯.jpg (49.94 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 35360_1446164327240_774384….jpg)


Hello anon.




Stopped being a neet recently, work is hard, even painful. I have shifts up until 19h long, no time to have a proper meal or even sit down. Part of me simply wishes to make my parents happier with me, other part wants to commit suicide by overworking, because its the most socially acceptable way to do it.



Yes, america isn't signed up to any of them.


I feel for you anon. Is there any prospect of your work situation improving? If not, why aren't you planning your an hero?



I could simply switch to a more reasonable with less pay. Karōshi is the only form of an hero i'm ok with. I want to earn my death.



File: 20596e40d7defff⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 500x278, 250:139, L36OGbn.gif)

>Work 5 hours/day, have money

>Have wife, who cleans, cooks, chores

>Have kid


>built sort like a play room on backyard with all consoles, arcade machine, cockpit, Master Race PC, Air Conditioner, Big TV to play, use PC, and watch animes and shit.

>Out of work to my play room, most of the time alone on play room because I love to do nothing, fool around and reading tons of manga

Am I eligible?


File: 0b954133403b3a6⋯.jpg (34.4 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 155191_103312106407865_512….jpg)


>Am I eligible?

No as a matter of fact you need to leave this fucking board you fucking normalfag GET OUT.


File: eb42cc8db1520a7⋯.jpg (194.36 KB, 624x884, 12:17, 3.jpg)

she looks familiar




File: 9f0395c12a3ebae⋯.webm (8.38 MB, 640x360, 16:9, mee vittu töihin.webm)


File: 9275b435a898f4b⋯.png (448.81 KB, 640x408, 80:51, noriko laughing.png)


What the fuck was that? top kek well whatever it was it made my night thanks anon.



"mee vittu töihin" is Finnish for "get a fucking job"



>"mee vittu töihin" is Finnish for "get a fucking job"

Thanks for telling me this.






that second hit really had me laughin.




>implying money isn't printed out of thin air




I want to die



>I want to die

Me too




File: 6fad254556a9864⋯.png (154.64 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1493735571341.png)

Too comfy to work or go to school, let (((society))) die tbh


File: e3c3ec6b600e591⋯.mp4 (6.04 MB, 400x320, 5:4, poneeeee.mp4)


nigger this is not /r9k/ okay i work twelve hour days and i come here for jejs and hopefully finding something perverse to jerk off to

vid very related


File: fe98abd18ba2afb⋯.jpg (46.9 KB, 536x536, 1:1, 1538447685543.jpg)


>Not all neets are lazy



Fake as fuck, horses cum with the force of 1000 spears.



I do. I enjoy the comfy life in cleanliness myself. Cooking is fun too. That said I will masturbate over you as you sleep so if that’s going to be a deal breaker I’m sorry.


reporting life from my couch.

studies show that wagies are 80% less comfy than your average neet.



I was going to call it fake because I don't believe there's any mammal that would stay perfectly still when they blow their load.




all the money in society is bank credit anyway, being a neet really has very little detrimental effect. it's the intellectuals lifestyle in our modern private-credit dominated economy.




Has someone saved the video from OP's thumbnail?

She took it down.



>not contributing to society

The money we spend goes back into the economy, and helps create jobs for wagecucks. The circle of life.

Really no different from the cats who live on stocks and investment income. They are earning money from the labor of the people who work for the companies in which they have investments. And there are more of them than us.


File: 095638456cd7425⋯.png (119.6 KB, 588x855, 196:285, the wagecuck.png)



I have it, but I'm on tor so I'm not gonna post it.



>the cats who live on stocks and investment income

My cat lives on tuna



This cat's a comedian.



Cats are natures NEETs


File: a10155ca47319fd⋯.jpg (57.47 KB, 600x449, 600:449, hr?55.jpg)



of course it's fake, all that shit is.. wanna see a real hrosspron? Mr Hands, that's it, and see how it ended.?

they drug them up, spit out yogurt and go 'hmmmmm'

sad i know but my dick and my mind are detached enough for the illusion to hold so fuck you



NEET princess is best princess


File: ef08dd97cc036e9⋯.jpg (201.47 KB, 699x1395, 233:465, 158454153466453.jpg)


UPDATE: i'm not dying, just getting richer and stronger, finding time to eat has become easier. Looks like i am going to need a second job.



A second job? Anon that's crazy talk. You need to get some autism bucks and smoke dank.



What do you do?



I already smoke dank, when i get home, but recently i hadn't had the time to meet my guy to resupply, but soon i will have my day off and now that i'm loaded with cash i will be able to buy in bulk way cheaper.


I'm working at a nightclub, mostly in kitchen.



>I'm working at a nightclub

Have you fingered hex yet ?



stop smoking start vaping



But he might not be homosexual



Actually i would appreciate if you recommended me a vaporizer.






I don't do pot so I'm not familiar with pot vaporizers, but I know they are getting big like nicotine vapes. Maybe other anons will chime in.


File: 523d9794ea9779e⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, klk-01-2.png)


>Maybe other anons will chime in.

Hope so.

Gotta get some sleep now.

I'll try inform you guys if something interesting comes out of this work thing, like if i get a mental breakdown or something. Good night, anons.



Just use a meth pipe


File: fbaaf9c9869eb9a⋯.png (17.7 KB, 420x420, 1:1, Amerimutt Groyper.png)


>wageslaves impotently fantasize about killing neets



Question to neets:

What will you do when mommy and daddy dies? Will you:

1- Hang yourself

2-Start living as a homeless

3-Finally do something about your shitty life?




Mommy and daddy are the government. I'll die naturally long before they do. xd





I miss when you could meet online friends in games.



No, the point is I don't have to pick any of them.


File: 7ee3bed5bbcd23e⋯.png (207.51 KB, 527x470, 527:470, 7ee3bed5bbcd23e0b71c0a1ef3….png)


I don't know if I envy or despise you for stealing my tax dollars; you're quite literally living off of my enslavement. Heck, maybe I'll go full minimalist, do some smart tax deductions (legally making next to nothing), hide my money, and go on the dull so I can get by in comfort on 1/4 of the hours.


File: 606b5a81c1fd06b⋯.png (1.05 MB, 860x1578, 430:789, 606b5a81c1fd06bbdc4dc5e13d….png)


Hey, I never asked to be born. As long as i have to stick around this hellhole, may as well get something out of it. If I deserve to die afterward, at least I'll have earned it instead of being doomed to it just by virtue of existing.


File: 64553f20e173d23⋯.jpg (65.22 KB, 710x362, 355:181, hrosses.jpg)


as a wageslave, i give zero shits that you're 'stealing' my 'tax dollars'.. you're providing a service by stopping them building more fucking prisons, hiring more supernigger fucking traffic cops or generally using my fucking resources to fuck with me in some fucking way or another

if i didn't get caught working while getting NEETbux i'd still harvest the cunts tbqhwy brave anon


I thought we were all neets and 8chan is just neet anons larping.


File: 6c79697b56e3291⋯.png (338.8 KB, 500x370, 50:37, 6c79697b56e32919cef0de4012….png)


Nah, some of us still wanna be rich and/or be financially independent. A good few of my mates are NEETs but I'd personally rather try do more with my life first. It won't mean anything in the end, but having a dream (albeit simple) whilst enjoying some animu tiddies is preferable to only having anume tiddies.



I mean, I'd rather you have my taxes than some single whore with 6 bastard children. I just dream of a minarchist system with fuck all taxes. I know that'll never come to fruition though so I'll probably start claiming the dull at some point if I ever just stop giving a fuck about the species, morality and other pussy shit.

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