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 No.8818343

Why are so many women becoming wiccans and pagans?

 No.8818349

Don't know, why don't you ask them. The local esoteric shop seems no busier then usual as far as I can tell so around here the amount of "those" people seem to be around the same.


 No.8818364

Wiccans are a meme religion invented on a few decades ago with absolutely no basis on real celtic religion.


 No.8818373

>>8818343

A better question would be, why are both pagans and Wiccans always such fucking dorks?


 No.8818377

>>8818343

I don't like religions.


 No.8818381

they get to dress up

and daddy is a Christian.


 No.8818382

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>>8818343

attention whoring, just like any other woman who takes up something odd.


 No.8818384

>>8818343

Probably because of Game of Thrones.


 No.8818386

>>8818343

I wud the one in the green


 No.8818391

>>8818343

>Why are so many women becoming wiccans and pagans?

It puts a huge focus on femininity and 'MUH GAWDESS!', which panders to their self obsession. In addition to this it's practically the definition of a socially acceptable level of 'fringe and edgy'. Wiccans get to pretend to be dark and special without having to do anything that would risk social exclusion (in most urban/atheist communities at least). They also get to kid themselves that they are a dangerous Magiakian and that the fabric of reality can be warped and rebuilt by some fat chick getting high and dancing nude in her basement - which must be significant for people who have less to be proud of than the average Anon.


 No.8818392

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>>8818386

>implying you wouldn't impregnate every one of those girls


 No.8818408

>>8818392

The one in the corset kneeling down and the one in the back with the fake red hair are the only other 2 I'd consider fucking. I'd have to be pretty drunk to wanna bang the corset one tho.


 No.8818410

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>>8818343

Maybe Wiccan guys are onto something …


 No.8818413

>>8818410

They definitely are. Dorky chicks are easy pickings


 No.8818416

>>8818408

Let's say you're in a room alone with that massive troll-looking girl in the purple dress. She won't tell anyone and she won't remember afterwards. Would you make her bear your children? I can't say I wouldn't.


 No.8818420

>>8818416

<troll looking girl

Sorry

>ogre looking girl

Fixed


 No.8818463

>>8818416

No. I'd much rather jerk off.


 No.8818502

>>8818373

That one is easy my judgmental normie friend.

Witchery and magic as always strongly appealed to those who are outsiders and without socially approved power. Even a glance at some of their reading material and you can see that a large amount of it is about taking back a sense of control in one's life and gaining power over events normally out of one's control through ritual.

That is why it often appeals to "fucking dorks".


 No.8818506

>>8818502

if they're so power hungry they should join the democrat party not the gay losers party


 No.8818512

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>>8818463

Imagine how strong your sons would be, anon.


 No.8818515

>>8818502

You forgot the main reason: it's an escape. They like it for the same reasons they like Fantasy.


 No.8818520

>>8818506

It is usually for much smaller and more personal stuff then politics.

Everyday dumb life stuff. A ceramony for removing acme with Epson salt charged in moon light, a candle spell to find love, a special incense blend to make it so that there will be donuts left in the break room when they get to work this time. Shit like that. Very small "pragmatic" and personal stuff, rather then world changing super powers.


 No.8818530

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>>8818520

>a special incense blend to make it so that there will be donuts left in the break room when they get to work this time


 No.8819976

>>8818381

Bingo.


 No.8819995

They probably want to get to the deeper side of astrology, but I doubt they can go that deep into anything.


 No.8819996

>>8818343

becuase when your vagina magick fades, you need to supplement the lack of power with some other form of magick


 No.8821528

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 No.8821558

Wicca is just a way for fat chicks to justify their fatness and have someone dick them.


 No.8821575

>>8818343

I won't lie. I have a thing for goth girls. Them being into wiccan or paganism isn't a turn off or necessary. I would even look into a coven group just to find a goth cutie.


 No.8821780

>>8818343

I haven't noticed an uptick in wiccans or pagans lately. The big uptick was in the late 90's and kept rolling for about 7-10 years. Vampires and Witches aren't the cool thing anymore, now it's all about Tranny Muzzie Monkeys.


 No.8821817

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>>8821575

i imagine they're all 'current year' by now


 No.8821831

>>8818408

the corset one is the only pretty girl there


 No.8822764

>>8818343

>wiccan

Is it 2002?


 No.8822836

>>8822764

>>8821780

These. The Hot Topic whores have been replaced with Tumblr thots in the current year.


 No.8822949

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>>8818343

>Why are so many women becoming wiccans and pagans?

Obesity and lack of willpower to change mixed with narcissism is at the heart of wiccans/pagans. An unhappy woman, who has tried piercings, tattoos, and feminism and still does not have a characteristics worthy of attraction to the level of attractive men (attention and/or woman if lesbian) they desire. The belief in magic to attain a special status is pure desperation, but like I said, the other options have been exhausted or they lack the motivation to become healthy, both mentally and physically. Once wiccanism fails to provide the desired result without delusion i.e. a spell that actually works ( none in recorded history by the way), leftism, the artisan lifestyle (gems, rocks, conventions) and/or GNAA type online life becomes the final resting place. Though a gym membership, personal counseling, and healthier eating habits would work better than any spell by infinite magnitude, the narcissism prevents them admitting error, fault, or vanity.

Marxism took a toll on the family unit, the result is unhappy children who stray form growing up to be healthy and happy and independent of religion or ideology to be content. Most women don't realize most of their problems in life go away once they start sitting on men's faces and having a real orgasm. Basically, comes down to this. Sorry if this was long winded, but I studied wiccans in a 3rd year Sociology class.


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>>8818382

You won't consider Jews?


 No.8823149

>>8822949

absolutely based and redpilled


 No.8823156

because they see mr. horns during a psychedelic trip and don't have any other belief system in current world that doesn't tell them he is satan


 No.8823161

>>8823156

Satan doesn't real.


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 No.8823179

>>8823167

Yeah, I misread your post.


 No.8823190

>>8823167

>Not much is known about the god from literary sources, and details about his name, his followers or his significance in Celtic religion are unknown. Speculative interpretations identify him as a god of nature, life or fertility.

Gee I wonder why jews don't like him…


 No.8823193

>>8818364

/thread




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