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It's no longer necessary to pick an image or video to start a thread.

Temporary measure until the media server stops being shit.

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Volunteers

4 volunteers have been added to the staff, 1 or 2 more might follow.

The reason I added more vols than I first planned to, is because they're in different timezones. The volunteers are on trial the coming period.

I'll still be lurking and posting on /b2/ every day, just less frequently.

Bless you anon and bless this board.

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you know live in the horsecock timeline of /b2/

how epik is this

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I know we all hate pedos here but whats your opinion on hebes?

There's nothing wrong with wanting fertile teen girls, right?

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Should I grow out my hair?

I've always had short hair my entire life, either in a buzzcut or a shave. I want to try something different, namely because I think I'd actually look good with long hair. Should I grow my hair out?

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Risk Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo

Old thread hit bump limit, continuing off

Continuing to push out the coons

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She's still the hottest bitch in anime.

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How I Became a Gay Woman, Why I Regret It, and Why It's Not Always Genetic

It all started when I was 12. I didn't know it, but my parents had been having some pretty significant problems in their marriage, most of them revolving around my mother's bipolar disorder. There was a lot of fighting, but I thought it was normal. For the most part, I always kept my headphones on and stayed in my room, so I didn't see most of it. That was 2002, and it was a year that was going to change my life forever.

One of my mother's usual insane rants could be heard coming from downstairs and at first, I didn't think too much of it. She was talking about fairies and all sort of things that weren't real and had recently spent the last 48 hours straight staying awake, trying to remove a virus from her computer that didn’t exist. She needed medication and she wasn't taking any. Then, for the first time, I got involved in one of their arguments… deeply involved. I didn’t realize it at the time, but that evening would change my life forever.

“I’m taking her back, you can’t have her, you can’t protect her the way I can!” She screamed as she came barreling up the stairs. My mother was at the time about 5’8” and weighed around 300 lbs. She grabbed me by the arm and told me she would “protect” me. She took me into the spare room and locked the door with a skeleton key. My father soon followed and began knocking on the door asking her to come out. Of course, she wouldn’t. She had experienced a psychotic break and nothing of the sort was going to happen. After being with her in the room for about half an hour, she began to strip her clothes off. She said the virus (yes, a computer virus) had gotten into her clothing and into mine as well. The only chance at disinfection was for us both to remove our clothing. After she finished removing every stitch of her own clothing, she began to remove my own. All the while, she was screaming at my father to stay away and ranting about so many nonsensical things, I can’t even remember for certain every detail of what was said. For over an hour, it was just my mother and I, huddled together against a wall, as naked as we were the day we were born. Unfortunately, things were only getting started.

As the situation degenerated, my mother told me to suckle at her breast and to hold on to her. For her, this wasn’t a sexual experience so much as it was simply a psychotic break. However, for me, I experienced feelings that I didn’t expect. I was conscious of the fact that this was shaping up to be, for all intents and purposes, my first sexual experience with anyone. As all of this was going on, I became aroused. I didn’t want to be, it just sort of happened that way. A part of me, from that moment forward, longed to further explore the possibility of a relationship with her and other sexual things we could do together. I don’t think I was even consciously aware of THAT fact, at least not for a long while.

Before anything else could happen, not that it would have, my father threatened to call the police, at which time, my mother bolted up, leaving me sitting there, and unlocked the door. She ran down the stairs and out the front door, buck naked. I walked to the window and watched as she lied down in the middle of our street and started rolling around, screaming. It was one of the neighbors who ultimately called for the police, as my father’s attempts to coax her back inside had failed. She was psychiatrically committed and I didn’t see her again for 6 weeks.

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It's a great day at the park

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moot

the fuck happened to this guy? last post in forever

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What makes you think you pedo faggots won't get caught for possessing and sharing CP online? Just a joke on an image board huh? Get ready for the day of the rope you fucking pedoniggers

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Honestly why do antis hate pedos so much? Even those of us who have no interest in 3D humans. It seems so irrational. It's not like any of us actual pedophiles want to or will HURT children. I guarantee you that a sadistic "normalfag" adult has more than twice the chance to actually HURT a child than a child-lover. Much more so if he himself has children, which is likely in normalfaggots. If someone really cares about the well-being of children they'd go after these abusive parents, not innocent anons who are able to see the beauty of a child's body.

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What did you have for dinner? I made some simple chili con carne. Made enough to get at least two dinners from it.

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BENIS

420 NORTH COLUMBIA RIDGE-WAY

WASHOUGAL,WA,98671

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what would a multidimensional shitposting board look like?

I'm really interesting in alien bantz

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RIP in PIECE

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weirdiest thing you ever saw

What was it?

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Psychopath test

How many of them apply to you?

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This is cute asf yo

You guys know how to make banners I'll give you that

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When will the children be free?

when will the children rights to have freedom to perform a sexual relationship with an adult be implemented?

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2D Thread

>barely any 2D threads

>anons wonder why the board quality is so low

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Come funpost at https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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Niggers is what your women desire, check their porn, their romance novels, "Fifty shades of grey" and all that. Men are brainwired to be aroused by physical female features; women are brainwired by dominant, physically aggressive killers who won and win over other men, because those had the best genes for survival in the ancestral environment, and made sure they could protect their women and children from other men by sheer intimidation or killing prowess. Weak men who are no proven killers are a turnoff for women, because such men could not win in the conflicts for resources (food), protection etc. against other men, and if women had children with such men, they and the women themselves would probably be killed by stronger male killers - therefore the strong sexual preference for strong, dominant killers evolved in women.

In this sense, women are as dumb as men - they crave killers, even are strongly aroused by serial killers, murderers, thugs and criminals in prison, even write them love letters and marry them in prison etc. - while men are as dumb by basically preferring bimbos, because they display max. fertility traits by physical cues.

Women care not in their sexual arousal that men are smart, only muscular and dominant, proven killers who are feared or respected by other men - it's all about power - while men do not really care for a woman being smart for sexual arousal, it's all optics of her body. High-IQ weak men and high-IQ old or ugly women are not arousing sexual desire in anyone.

The white race is doomed. Their future is dark - at least for their females.

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Venezualen gamer.

Ok, I just cancelled the friend request until I find out why the hell the thread just disappeared. What's going on, buddy?

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………………………………………………………..

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i've never been into scat or gay stuff, but someone posted this furry cringe and i almost got a boner. what the fuck?

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>tybb deletes all faggot vol threads after it's suggested that faggot vol was his asspuppet that was only promoted to be demoted so that tybb could look based

prove my point harder, dys-clone

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>haha look at me mama im posting with no media

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you have 10 seconds to explain to me why you aren't imporouving yourself righ now!

>inb4 i only like 2D

no, you settled for it, a 2D will never cook you a meal, suck your cock or carry your children.

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I WILL BEAT UP ANY FASCIST!!!

Hello, I'm white and that's okay; but what is not okay is racism, sexism, homophobia, Islamophobia, transphobia, antisemitism and bigotry. Me and my racially diverse friends will beat up any fascist we find and send him home to his mommy.

>pic is me holding what any fascist nazi can expect to find up his ass once we are through with him!

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Who's your favorite Pokeman?

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>be me, camp counselor at arts and theatre camp

>Other counselors doing an improve game with some of the kids, I just sit and watch with the others because improve is gay, unlike art

>The game is "Objection" in which all players pretend to be lawers and have a topic argument, one makes their case for a side and someone objects and continues the point form the opposite side of the argument

>fat little puss puss white boy is playing

>Topic: why cats should be on the beach

>Current reasoning: cats shouldnt because black cats are unlucky

>Puss puss boy chimes in, "black cats are actually lucky because their skin colour is the most underprivileged and they get all the help"

>me and other counselors look at eachother and laugh

>this kid is like, 9 and he's already cucking out hard

>5 minutes later he gets cut off and throws a big bitch fit, ends up sitting behind the stage curtain looking directly into a mirror wallowing in his own bitchness

>tfw I felt more shame and disappointment for that kid than his own farther

This is what liberal parents are doing to their kids, just the other day a little 5 year old girl wore a shirt of a woman's hairy leg implying she went to a drag show. I asked her where'd she got it and she said she had it since she was a baby.

Who else has some stories of dealing with kids or whatever

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For those who fuck

Sex with Japanese girls

What's it like? Are they really much tighter than white girls. How in there stamina? Is it fun to toss them around as they're so light? Are they easy? How often do they put out?

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Pendulums

Pendulums can easily be used for divination and dowsing even for those will no experience in magic. To start, get a pendulum, and ask it a yes/no question you know the answer to, like is 2+2=4. The pendulum should swing in a certain pattern, like up/down or side-to-side. You now know that this pattern means yes or no, depending on your question. This is actually using your subconscious mind, which is connected to the universal collective-unconscious, to generate answers.

This can also be done to find the location of items you have lost or are looking for. Simply envision the item as vividly as possible in your mind while holding the pendulum and feel a desire to know were it is. The pendulum should swing in the direction, but since there is two directions generated when swinging you may have to triangulate.

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You guys should find a talent that isn't jerking off and playing video games. They say a harmonica is the easiest instrument to learn. It'll impress the ladies.

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I'm thinking about paying someone to curate my image collection. Saving images and keeping them organized has become like a full-time job for me. But my organizing system is intricate and I don't want someone to fuck it up. Plus they would have to be able to recognize all of the characters from hundreds if not thousands of anime.

How would I find someone to do this? What qualifications do I look for?

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Something Productive

Name one thing you do that is positive or productive in your life.

I volunteer at a homeless shelter on the weekends.

There must be some of you who do something positive sometimes

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Kill yourself Codenigger

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Newly Discovered Holocaust Photos

Bear witness to the unspeakable horrors endured by the noble Jewish People.

Terrible Nazi Crimes!

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Happy Birthday Mckenna ❤

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Random question

Have you taken part in Any illegal activities lately?

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GoFundMe

Anons can you explain to me what happened to the GoFundMe for kodomo no jikan manga release? I wanted to back it back then but was a NEET at the time

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SNEED

SNEED

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terry was a closet homopedo, and he is still the best person who ever lived. deal with it.

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If only Elsa & Anna were nudists

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Shopping For Weird or Obscure Things ITT

What’s the last interesting thing /b2/ bought?

>inb4 mobile fag

I just bought this shit 10 minutes ago. I’m sorry I couldn’t drag my PC with me.

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Am I Racist?

I can't get hard to porn with black dicks in it.

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have you ever worked with retarded kids or nigger?

sorry if you read this one, just posted it on a thread about camp counseling

>be me

>be 15

>parents didn't have lots of cash as a kid. so took babysitting gigs for cash to buy the new Gameboy advance.

>get this job

>retarded kid

> it's for one day and the pay was great, so i took it not knowing what else to do

>get to house

>parents run out towards their car

>handed me the money and a note and didn't say a word

>they left and i thought nothing of it (i was raised to accept all kinds even when they are actual shitheads so i didnt think retarded kids were any different)

>walk into house

>place is a fucking mess

>toys and garbage strung in a path throughout the whole house

>its like ronald mcdonald and micheal jackson set a trail of shit to kidnap some kids

<hello? is anyone there? (name of kid)?

>suddenly, i hear three loud booms

>then he appears

>the nigster

>see the parents adopted a black kid. he looks like clevelands son from family guy, the fat one

ahh hello aaa nawn, wanna play some mary-o kart advance wit me?

>instant idea

>at this time i was suppost to move in two days. if i could out nig the nigger and steal his gameboy, id never have to do this again

<suuuure. lets go

ok but first mah parents left dis movie fo us to waatch, can you put it in da movie machine?

>have no idea what he means

>check the note the parents left

"his bedtime is 9, theres a frozen pizza in the fridge and when he says things like "movie machine" "clean maker" and "warm square" he means VHS player, bath, and blanket respectively."

>ok then

>i take the VHS, read the title

>its Thomas the tank engine

>and not a few episodes or a movie or something

>AN ENTIRE 6 HOUR LONG SEASON

>so i put the movie on and he just sits there, drool pouring out of his mouth, like hes entranced by thomas the fucking tank engine

>after a few mins, he seemed like he was dead.

>get up and walk over to his spot on the floor and hes fallen asleep, sitting upright criss cross apple sauce on the fucking ceramic tile floor

>the tiles were hot to the touch a good foot radius around him

>you cant make this shit up

>the nigster has a heat radius

>so i sneak over to him and grab the game boy

>hide it under the couch

>wake him up and say its time for bed

>it was around nine so i called his parents and said he went to sleep

>they asked if i wanted a ride home, i refused and walked with my new gameboy

>get home

>parents want to talk

>ohshitnigger.jpg

>ive been caught

>nope, just wanted to tell me were actually leaving the next night

>lolcow

>mfw i never heard from them again

>mfw cucks adopted a black retard

>mfw they might have just wanted a legal slave

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It's 1:14pm is it too early to get drunk?

Too late I'm drunk

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where do I find

A loose morals gf?

I need a girl who is lithe and nubile and will have an abortion if she gets pregnant. Also one who will go down on other cute girls while I watch.

where find?

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why?

WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE?

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Faggot from 8ch

>/pol/

>zach

>dys

>tv tranny

>reddit

>/leftypol/

>copespammer

>shill

>josh

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I WAS JOKING. JESUS!

Got room for one more here guys?

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anyone know what happened to the guy who said he;d give an update on him jacking off his sisters dog to inseminate his own dog so he could start a family?

he used to avatar as momiji

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Name a greater fighter

Go ahead, I'll wait.

MMA > Boxing

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Text-only thread

ITT we pretend it's the 90s and don't post files.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ANOOOOOON I WANT TO FEEL IT IN MY FUCKING THROAT PLEASE ANNOON

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god tier /a/nime

ITT

anons post god-tier anime

I'll start with basics.

>parasyte

>death note

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yellow fever general

Come home, white men.

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Apostolic Christians need an apostolic talmud

What I mean by apostolic Christians, I'm talking about Eastern and Oriental orthodox Christians as well as Roman catholics. The talmud is basically a Jewish set of books that give guidelines and moral codes for the Jewish interaction in the world, but what it really is is a book that enables the Jews to do whatever the fuck they want to do, even evil things to non Jews. I live in a Protestant country called the United States and I have Protestant retard parents that are your typical evangelical that abuse their parental powers and used quotes from the Bible to justify their retarded interpretation of it. The reason I think Catholics and orthodox Christians need a form of a talmud is because if we have our own apostolic and unique rules pertaining on what we can do in non apostolic nation's, we can get away with anything we want. It's basically immunity from Protestants.

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Surprise me with spoiler images.

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Welcome To /B2/

Welcome to /b2/. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect. You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins. Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on 8chan in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time. Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to /b2/. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos. As /b2/ and 8chan slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to /b2/. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to loli, furry, guro, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality. And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight. Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my /b/rother. Welcome to your new home. Welcome to /b2/.

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i'm making a new lain thread here for every time that tranny fetishist spams on >>>/lain/

this is your problem now

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I'm so fucking fat

I just ate like a fucking garbage and now I'm about to explode

Fucking help me

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Why are there still threads that are talking shit about Dysnomia? He runs this board too now, lmao.

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Coco will always be better then Crash

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How did this odd looking creature become so popular?

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I think I just made my GF cum for the first time

While having sex like we usually do at least 3 or 4 times a week just for fun, this time was different. I had a few drinks in me which means I can last longer because of alcohol kills the dick. While at an angle I grab the side of the mattress and apply the pressure. I start sweating hard since im not in great shape, but imagine grabbing the side of a mattress and thrusting harder than you should be able to. I swear she made sounds that made me feel so much love, I know she was cumming for real. It was the best moment of my life and I feel like I had to share it with you. I think I'm officially good at sex

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How do you guys deal with depression from knowing the world is a sinking ship and every white community has been or will be soon ruined by multiculturalism? I wish I never read /pol/ or other political sites. All it does is make me sad. Is there any hope at the end of the tunnel?

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Anyone here born before the year 2000? how alone am I? I need to know, Should leave this board forever if i'm over the age of 20?

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Big Fat Loli Butts

Post 'em.

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THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 1965 C.I.A. GANGSTER POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from KENNEDY N.Y. AIRPORT. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED JOBLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY NIGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.

THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER POLICE AND NIGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON NERVE GAS from AUTOMOBILE EXHAUSTS AND EVEN LAWN MOWERS, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH TABIN, or ELECTRIC SHOCK “FLASH LITE” EVEN REMOTE ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS” TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A “SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION” , EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.

UNTIL MY “UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, I, FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQUIRE, 29 MAPLE AVENUE, HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.

THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the people to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the COMMUNIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A COMMUNIST CLOSED SOCIETY.

The same world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD that CONTROLS YOU AS A TERRORIZED GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVE, PARROTING PUPPET.

YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER of the “MASTER RACE”, WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD “MASTER RACE.” YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS.” Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC “SKY”.

FOR AGES BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS, APOIDIC NIGERS, INTERBREEDABLE WITH APES HAD NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS.

SLAVERY CONSPIRACY OVER 300 YEARS AGO, IDEAL TINY BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTEDwith ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES, DEGENERATIVE DISEASE TO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY, OVER-ALL PLAN through ONE WORLD COMMUNISM (top secret code word), meaning WORLD-WIDE ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS.

Worldwide SYSTEMATIC INSTANT-PLASTIC SURGERY BUTCHERY MURDER, “FAKE AGING”, SO ALL PEOPLE ARE DEAD OR USELESS BY AGE 70. DONE AT NITE TO YOU AS A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE. PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SLAVE, NOW, EVEN YOU KNOW I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

DONATE MONEY OR EVEN A MANUAL TYPEWRITER TO ME, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

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ITT: We wait for wagecucks to get home.

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>tfw no pure gyaru gf

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Chimps are genetically closer to humans than to all other primates, sharing about 98,5% of DNA with us.

Chimp females after puberty generally leave the troop they grew up in, and join another troop for reproduction. Male chimps always stay within the troop they grew up in.

The chimp females feel an urge to wander off.

Explanation:

Chimp males are threats to other troops and will be attacked, females ,however, are valuable reproduction vessels and are welcomed, at least by the males, a bit less so by the females of the new troop.

This ensures genetic mixing, avoids inbreeding.

This is strongly witnessed in human societies as well:

Women are more mobile, move to other cities, when fertile, get male partners from far away;

if a male that is exotic, that is, from far away, females feel an urge to have sex with him - this even works with negroes arriving in all-white areas. This is also the reason women crave traveling in far away lands - it's an sexual urge to compare men from everywhere, to find the fittest mates possible; women who did this had fitter children than those who were content to reproduce only with local men. Cultural interests etc. are a pretext and a rationalization - it's about a sexual urge.

It's not just traveling- if you look out for it, you will notice that mostly women are interested in local cultural displays, musicians, artists, tourists, visitors who arrive from far away - they feel a sexual interest, perceive, everything else equal, the "new men" as more attractive, more desirable, than the local men they grew up and live with.

Traveling is for women what browsing through porn is for men.

This is why women must have ZERO rigths and get married at 14 with a man chosen by her father. pedos right as always

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Hi ahead and get buttmad, I don't care :^)

In Israel, any Jew can go there and receive citizenship, and they'll cover your college tuition while you learn Hebrew.

If I found out that I was Jewish, I would have no qualms moving there for some time and learning Hebrew on their shekels because I'd like to learn a second language.

Also I don't hate Jews

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Needs more ghey~

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I'm a Scottish American who has wanted to die for many years, the future is dark, I don't want to live much longer and I don't want to have children, I'm afraid they would live terrible lives. I'm also a martial artist who is great at sword fighting and I want to sword fight someone to the death like a Scottish warrior, hopefully I can find another suicidal martial artist, I'm going to do it in a few years and live stream it. If I kill them before they kill me then I'll stab myself to death with a dirk.

Thread Theme:

https://youtu.be/MXdlv8hdhVA

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Should I try them? Is it worth?

Which kind of feelings they are giving to you?

inb4 op is underage summerfag

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****

why do they have to exist?

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I love this show so much, but isn't the way L died a literal desu ex machina? How the hell do you manage to blackmail a death god?

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Rey should have been naked in every scene of Force Awakens. It would be so sexy to have a nudist female jedi.

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>go to flea market on Saturday

>some guy is selling an old 2000 beigebox PC for $12, says he got it in a storage auction

>talk him down to 10 because jew

>take it home, try to boot it, not working

>HDD makes fucky sounds

>try it in drive sled, sled just happens to die at this exact moment (tried it with another drive I know works, didn't even turn on)

>put it in Win2000 machine, gets stuck on detecting drives during boot

>mfw not going to be able to see what someone's life was like in the early 2000s

I just want to go back, even for a second

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Lasagne is fucking overrated.

And it smells like shit as well. I've almost throwed up.

Never buying it again.

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8chan alternatives where you can create an imageboard

I know endchan and nextchan. What else?

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posting whatever the fuck is in my clipboard right now

i don't remember

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Ahhahahahahah you cant make this shit up, this is the creator of 8chan.

Fucking topkek

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oink oink oink

reeee! reeeeeeee!

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Unknown Suspicious Activity

The highlighted apartment is C2-12 of the Main Street Apartment homes in Lansdale, PA (First unit on the right relative to the front of the building on the second floor, directly above the leasing office.)

At any given time, if you go past here, you will typically see a black man and a fat white woman who usually wears a teal tank top and whose arms are covered with tattoos, sitting on the balcony pretty much 24/7. There is currently a wooden chair with a towel draped over it sitting there, as well as two igloo coolers filled with beverages, one of which is red and one of which is blue. The man and woman on the balcony are serving as "lookouts." They stare down everyone who comes and goes and freak out every time police are in the area.

The apartment is situated so that it is difficult to surveil. Across the street there are only a couple of private driveways. The photo you see was taken by Google in Oct. 2018. These people moved in some time after that.

There is something going on in this apartment. The local police never do anything and cannot be trusted, so I am leaving it up to you. It could be a drug manufacturing operation, or it could be human trafficking, there is no way to know without staking it out. Regardless, the people who sit on this balcony do not want to be caught.

Any anons who want to help make the world a better place, your help would be appreciated.

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MARBLE

Dumping statues.

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Is this really the second most populated english imageboard site other than 4chan? Realistically, there's only probably a couple hundred posters on our most popular boards at any given time. I didn't realize that the unique IP poster counter counts for every post made in the last three days, so realistically there's way less anons on a given board than the number says. What gives?

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So when does the anime version come out?

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Dear NoFappers

I just fapped twice in a row tonight and still feel energetic, glowy, and motivated. .

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give me pics

I need some reactions pics.

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Can we start a petition and trick Jews into signing it to ask Netflix to remove The Greatest Story Never Told from it's service?

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My girlfriend got raped and beaten

I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened:

>Dating girlfriend for 7 months.

>She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend.

>I told her I didn't want her to go.

>Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that bullshit.

>Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her.

>She said she wouldn't go and dropped it.

>Saturday came.

>Hadn't heard from her all day.

>At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying.

>She says she got raped and beat up.

>She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and raped her.

>Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant.

>I told her if she went to the club that I'd leave her and I told her we were over.

>She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry.

>Told her never to call me again.

>Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold.

>She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got raped and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.

I saw her like yesterday and she was pretty beat up, she had bruises and a black eye and stuff. So I do believe she was raped but this wouldn't of happened if she had just listened to me. Everybody thinks I'm evil. My ex-girlfriend has been trying to talk to me but I have no desire to speak to her. You guys think I was too harsh? I just have a hard time feeling bad when I feel so right…

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Boots

Anyone know some decent boots? Something practical for the outdoors that doesn't look like total shite preferably. The /out/ board is dead or else I'd ask them.

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ASIAN TITS

I WANNA SQUEEZE THEM

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Rip reality

R.i.p. reality

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Buying Sulphuric Acid in the UK

>This product is now restricted from sale to the General Public under the new Precursor Legislation (Sept 2014).It is now a criminal offence to attempt to purchase or to possess this product without holding a license. Sales to Limited Companies are not affected.

>Please contact us before purchasing this product as orders will not be released until due diligence checks have been completed.

How do I get sulphuric acid in the UK? I'm looking to carbon monoxide mysef to gensokyo with the help of formic acid, please help, I'm too much of a pussy to hang myself properly. I have about 500 USD, does anyone know about registering a Ltd. or products which are mostly sulphuric acid?

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Pepperoni is not good

Why do you like pepperoni? You are murdering your taste buds with the amount of salt on that sausage slice.

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Why do I find landwhales attractive?

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The media server wouldn't be shit if you hired a competent programmer

But it's not like you care since you're getting plenty of income from the feds anyways

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When 8chan dies

I'm starting to get seriously concerned about these 8chan media server failures and other problems.

What do we do if Jim decides to pull the plug from this piece of shit website that only loses him money anyway, and use the servers for something else? Where do we go? What other imageboards are there?

I only know about meguca, lynxhub, and nextchan, and the last 2 aren't even meant to be used properly. I haven't made a note of those weekly glownigger memeboards that get shilled here, but I guess it's worth writing them down anyway.

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If I go to the hospital because ecstasy pills intoxication/shrooms will police ask me stuff?

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just dropped 3 kg in a week eating nothing but small salads and coffee

so it's that easy huh

I should've done this a long time ago

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Let's face the facts. There are only two real races in the world. Romans and barbarians.

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Gambit to Turn Liberals into Hawks

https://theweek.com/speedreads/849026/irans-president-slams-trumps-white-house-mentally-crippled

The media is now reporting that Hassan Rouhani is guilty of POLITICALLY INCORRECT HATE SPEECH, and this is very interesting.

We have no way of knowing if it's actually true, since all of the translators work for the U.S. government, but what we are seeing is a not-so-subtle attempt here to use Hassan Rouhani's use of a particular word, 'Retarded', in order to subconsciously drive liberals to give their tacit approval to a massive military conflict. Soyboys across the country will soon change their tune on military intervention based on this fact alone, since American liberals believe that people should be killed for engaging in free speech.

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Do you think Jim cares about 8chan and wants to keep it, or will he cave in if I offer him enough shekels? I want to buy the website and kick out the corrupt globals.

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alright pedos how fast can this thread get deleted

go go go go go

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is mental illness real

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<we will never have a ww3

why live?

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It's okay to kill police officers

And it's okay to to cut off the clitoris of female police officers, rape them with a sand paper dildo and kill them to, especially police officers in America, Canada, western Europe, Scandinavia, Australia, new Zealand, and south Africa.

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>if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Where do you see yourself

in 5 years?

what are you working towards?

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Wat do

It's 11AM, hot outside and I'm home alone all day. I've got money to spend if necessary.

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Jesus Is

AWESOME!

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How can we start world war 3 ???

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I hate the Spanish language. Every time I hear it I get a migraine. It's sound is so grating and it is an attack and the eardrums. It is truly the worst language.

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webm thread

WEBM BREAD

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Iran Says Another Drone Will Be Shot Down Shortly

U.S. Naval Commanders have been pre-authorized to strike any target that launches missiles in the direction of U.S. drones.

It just got dark in Tehran. The hour is near.

How are you celebrating, /b2?

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What's your favorite soft drink?

Those who are inevitably going to post some obscure regional bottlers like a craft beer snob, what's your favorite "macro" soft drink?

Mine is Diet Dr. Pepper.

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Muh land of the free

Get arrested for crossing a street.

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Im gonna dump pictures and possibly video ive taken itt.

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Anyone else on /b2/ banned on 4chan indefinitely?

Post your ban reason here

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White men will be weaker than women in 2045?!

Is this picture correct or just bullshit shilling? Are new white men going to be this bad, even weaker than women of all races? Broooo.. imagine women especially nigresses beating up white men in high school, this is not cool…

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>he justifies reddit spacing

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what is it like to have a teen gf?

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whats a computer program you always wanted but doesnt exist?

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Any other allies here?

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Daily reminder that mint chocolate is nigger tier food

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weird happening

So i have been having a hard time with believing in God so i decided to ask Satan if he cared for me and wanted me like God should. So literally i spun my record " Ghost bc" the song "square hammer"started up within 20 seconds of it playing it completely got stuck on repeat saying" Call on me" over and over again. So im wondering is Satan my true savior? Almost 5 minutes after trying to ask satan this, that happens. Am ii going crazy?

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I found the exact opposite of soy.

It's called pine pollen. The stuff that grows on pine trees. Interestingly enough, most species of pine tree pollen have a variety of different androgens, but Pinus heldreichii has the most according to this study.

https://www.thieme-connect.com/products/ejournals/abstract/10.1055/s-0033-1352118

The results showed that Pinus nigra contains epitestosterone, 5α-androstane-3α,17β-diol, 5β-androstane-3α,17β-diol and etiocholanolone which are referred for the first time in this species, while total content of steroids 1.2 µg/10gr, amount comparable with existing bibliographic data (1). Pinus heldreichii, not previously studied, contained the same steroids at a much higher total content of 7.57 µg/10gr of pollen.

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឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴

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WHERE WILL YOU BE

WHEN THE COLLAPSE HAPPENS?

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To all the cool kids from /pol/. Seig heil fuckers!

Isn't /b2/ cooler than /pol/ now with /pol's incessant years-long bombardment of fucking shills, alphabets/glow-niggers and leftist nu-males shitting up the place.

Rhetorical, of course it is.

Lets make /b2/ /pol2/. I have noticed the /pol mods fucking up the board seriously, so lets take it back to unmodded (relatively) because it is currently aids-ridden anal cancer in its current form, and a massive waste of time to trawl through the 99% shit is has now become.

-oldfag anon.

Who's with me.

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mutt

this is what an american white male looks like

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Movie Recs

Recommend some of your favorite films for all the lads at /b2/.

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what is love?

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I woke up an hour ago

And this is my breakfast. Rate my fatness

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Dogs just killed 4 my parrots

Dogs just killed my 4 adorable, sweet cockatiel parrots, sapphire, jerry, whitey, and yellowtail.

How do i make them cease from doing anything (including breathing & moving) forever secret style cia???????

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Alcoholic with a dilemma

I need to go pick up my car from the garage at around 4pm, right now it's 10am. I thought I could pick it up yesterday. It's also been 5 days since my last drink. I bought 24 beers and I'm dying to get drunk as fuck right now. I'm usually a good drunk driver. Think I should just get wasted and risk drunk driving at 4pm which is a busy time? Think the guys at the garage will know I'm drunk? What if I wear sunglasses and lots of aftershave?

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Saturday Night /animu/ Stream

So what would everyone want to watch? I stream on my own channel sometimes Friday or Saturday and the latest thing was Outlaw Star dub (it's dual audio so don't freak out). I've got:

>Blue Gender

>Outlaw Star

>Record of Lodoss

>Irresponsible Captain Taylor subbed in on jewtube apparently.

>Angel Links

>Dragon Half

>Five Star Stories

>Area 88 (even though its 2004)

https://cytu.be/r/H8CHanimu

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Newfag here

Why is the original /b/ so dead?

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Rekt\nuked thread

Giimme vids

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Russian Mob bread

Hey so long story short I had a weird interaction with 2 guys. They were dressed like these fucks except more over the top. They had scarfs and leather jackets on when it was warm out. Is this Russian mob or just 2 homos running into me at a weird time?

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Welp, RIP dragonchan. These altchans never last.

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Prove You Are An Oldfag

Answer me this:

When does the narwhal bacon?

First correct answer gets an epic prize!

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Night walk thread

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Turn your keyboard over and shake it out right now. How bad is it?

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Have you ever cut off contact with a friend? Tell your story.

I have this friend who I've known for 8 years since middle-school. We're both out of school and adults now. He says the most cringe shit and genuinely believes he's a hard ass gangster. I'll give a quick rundown on the shit he does/says.

>tries to hangout with actual gangsters and imply what they do is what he does when he doesn't actually do the stuff they do

>gets into one fight in his life and loses and tries to act like he went out tough and goes around telling people he's been in fights when it was just that one he lost

>never had sex, but he thinks talking to or touching a girl is something to brag about

>was too pussy to be jumped in to become a gang member so he calls himself "gang affiliated" despite an actual gang member telling him to not false claim

>is a manlet and always asks me questions regarding his height because he's insecure as fuck about it

>tries to put me down for not having the same interests as him, like listen to the same music or wanting to do drugs

>acts like he grew up in a hood and had it hard when in reality he grew up in a safe neighborhood and was pampered most of his life

>tries to project his insecurities onto me

>he's ruined his relationship with most of his other friends for shit talking and starting shit with them

There's a lot of other shit but it'd be too long of a list. I think I should just ghost him and be done with having to put up with his shit.

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Bad Decisions General

Just got done ripping out my pubes by hand over the last 2 hours. I bought wax, but decided it was too much work to learn how to give myself a proper Brazilian and instead just went full autist plucking on my crotch, dick, balls, taint, and inbetween my ass cheeks. I kept plucking regardless of bleeding and pain, because uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So, what irrationality bad decisions have you made lately?

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hamburger.

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*Ahem*

God here.

In the beggining you didn't feel anything, until I kicked you up and gave you thought. I have given you anime, blue sky, birds and trees, green sea, and so on, and so forth. Through your igorance you have made a mess of things, but that was to be expected. Now that you are before me, it is time for you to give me the big thank for all that I have done. This is not the time to be an ungrateful little shit; those who do not give me the big thank will know DIE. Those who do give me the BIG THANK will join me in eternity, toiling under my directive as I aspire to make more things, which will also give me the BIG THANK, just as you are here before me now to give the BIG THANK for all that I have done for you. You will now give me a BIG THANK and list a reason as to why I did you a good thing. If you cannot think of a reason for a big THANK you are probably ingrateful and will be made to be DIE.

You may now give me a (big) thank and a compliment too on my creation.

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Sorry anons, JVC 18-25 forum is the new hackers' landmark

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Just to recall a basic fact: Intercourse/PIV is always rape, plain and simple.

This is a developed recap from what I’ve been saying in various comments here and there in the last two years or so. as a radfem I’ve always said PIV is rape and I remember being disappointed to discover that so few radical feminists stated it clearly. How can you possibly see it otherwise? Intercourse is the very means through which men oppress us, from which we are not allowed to escape, yet some instances of or PIV and intercourse may be chosen and free? That makes no sense at all.

First, well intercourse is NEVER sex for women. Only men experience rape as sexual and define it as such. Sex for men is the unilateral penetration of their penis into a woman (or anything else replacing and symbolising the female orifice) whether she thinks she wants it or not – which is the definition of rape: that he will to do it anyway and that he uses her and treats her as a receptacle, in all circumstances – it makes no difference to him experiencing it as sexual. That is, at the very least, men use women as useful objects and instruments for penetration, and women are dehumanised by this act. It is an act of violence.

As FCM pointed out some time ago, intercourse is inherently harmful to women and intentionally so, because it causes pregnancy in women. The purpose of men enforcing intercourse regularly (as in, more than once a month) onto women is because it’s the surest way to cause pregnancy and force childbearing against our will, and thereby gain control over our reproductive powers. There is no way to eliminate the pregnancy risk entirely off PIV and the mitigating and harm-reduction practices such as contraception and abortion are inherently harmful, too. Reproductive harms of PIV range from pregnancy to abortion, having to take invasive, or toxic contraception, giving birth, forced child bearing and rearing and all the complications that go with them which may lead up to severe physical and emotional damage, disability, destitution, illness, or death (See factcheckme.wordpress.com for her work on the reproductive harms of PIV, click on the “intercourse series” page or “PIV” in the search bar). If we compare this to even the crappiest online definition of violence: “behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something”. Bingo. It fits: Pregnancy = may hurt, damage or kill. Intercourse = a man using his physical force to penetrate a woman. Intention / purpose of the act of intercourse = to cause pregnancy. PIV is therefore intentional harm / violence. Intentional sexual harm of a man against a woman through penile penetration = RAPE.

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All I want is a robot that feels pain, pleasure, and fear

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Why don't nihilists just kill themselves?

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Girl with Y chromosome was born

Hahah, what now bigots? What will you do if you're with a girl and she happens to have A WHY CHOROMOSOME??? Does that mean YOU'RE GAY?!?!?!?!? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHA!!!!! Right wing nazis = trolled epically and MADED GAY ✅

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16934-girl-with-y-chromosome-sheds-light-on-maleness/

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Little girl (hot chick to guys like me) peed on me at the waterpark

Well, what normalfags and antifags would call a little girl anyway. She was a model tier 10 year old, sort of like pic, at least in looks tier. But she looked even better than that. Even finer and more ultra feminine. Even more girly looking. Almost black hair, but very white skin. Hair in a messy bun. Going to be a very high tier brunette. Already is to me.

I was in the lazy river, floating near this girl and her friend (maybe I was checking her out). And the coolest thing happened. Suddenly, she just says out really loud, "Did you pee in here? Cause I just peed in here, haha!" Said in loud boisterous manner somewhere between hyper-confident anime loli, and little hot bitch queen bee valley girl. It was music to my ears, really.

They were just a few feet in front of me, and right then I felt a bit of warm. I know, what are the odds, right? It's like finding a hundred dollar bill on the ground or something. Not exactly winning the lottery, but hey, I'll take it!

I also found it amazing just how confident and comfortable in their own skin a girl like that can be, even at that age. She already knows she is fine grade stuff. Plenty of guys probably made her aware of it already.

I can hardly even talk to people in real life. And this ten year old girl is easily confident enough to just yell out that she just did something somewhat deviant and frowned upon in the pool.

And expects no one to even mind if she does it (I certainly didn't), cause she's already a high level perfect model looking Stacy at 10 years old. And most lesser specimens like me would probably consider themselves lucky to even be pissed on by a girl like her. I know I did.

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͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

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Holy shit why

>Hang out with friend maybe once a full week (+Weekend)

>We fuck each other if we want but not always

>She tells me one day she thinks she's a lesbian but still likes doing stuff with only me (I'm the only guy she'd want to do stuff with)

>have one day off this weekend from my minimum wage job

>"Hey want to hang out tom?"

<"Sure, I want to try to do something new btw"

>"Yeah?"

<"blah blah, (anal)"

>"Are you sure?"

<"Yeah we can try tom :D"

Fast foward a few hours till around 1am

>I get a text over snapchat

>It's her

>She says she doesn't want to hang out tom

>I ask why and she gets annoyed and says that she wants to go to sleep and that I'm a dick for keeping her up that late even though she texted me that late

>"But why? Like what did I do?"

<"Ok you really want to know??? I want to hang out with my mom"

>"You.. you want to hang out with your mom?"

>"That's it..?"

<"AHH WHY DON'T YOU JUST UNDERSTAND THAT I RARELY SEE HER EVEN THOUGH I DO EVERY DAY ASDJHAIGUBAEG"

Wtf, now I just feel like shit bc I have to wait another full week b4 I can even see her. All bc she left me to see her mom. It's kinda funny bc when I texted her today and asked her what she did today she just texted back, "I sat in the sun with her and listened to music, it was nice".

Am I that uninteresting that she'd rather hang out with her own mom than me?

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lain cringe compilation

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Lottery scam

Do you guys play lottery? I need someone to cooperate: you buy a ticket, I provide numbers, then we split prize 50/50. There's a few reasons why I can't do it by myself, most of them exist due to living in 3th world country.

temporary email: pani@eyeemail.com

t. psychic

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lol

lol            

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Hey, can anyone tell me more about this music video like the title or give me a translation of the lyrics. Thanks.

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It's okay to kill pedophiles.

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What did I do wrong?

Sorry Anons about the blogpost I'm about to make. Anyway a while ago I got back in touch with an old friend who happens to be an extremely attractive girl (sorry I don't have any photos). We started meeting up regularly over the course of a couple of months and really hit it off, then due to her doing too many drugs she had a mental breakdown and set fire to her neighbors front door. Because of this drugged fueled act of arson she was sent to prison on remand only to eventually be found guilty and given a suspended sentence after she'd been inside for six months. While she was in prison I wrote to her every week and sent her money. When she got out of prison she didn't have anywhere to stay so I offered to let her stay at mine. While she was staying at mine I wanted to fuck her but I didn't make any moves on her because I figured she's been through a rough ordeal in prison and I didn't want to seem like I was trying to take advantage of her while she was vulnerable. It became especially difficult because during her stay she told me that she used to work as a stripper/prostitute and do porn. Three months passed with her staying at mine until she eventually sorted out another place to stay and left. I met her the other day and she basically told me that for a week she has literally every day been fucking guys and sucking dick for money. My reaction was "W-well as long as you're happy."

Why the hell didn't she fuck me or at least suck my dick? I wrote to her in prison, sent her money, let her stay at place rent free but she couldn't even give me a blowjob? Like wtf! This very second she probably has some greasy cocksuckers dick in her mouth for not very much money but she didn't give me anything despite everything I did :( I know I should probably feel bad that I wanted to stick my cock in some nasty roasties holes but I haven't had sex in six years because I suck at getting women.

What did I do wrong anons? How should I have acted while she was staying at mine? How do I stop being such a nice guy? How do I proceed with regards to my friendship with this girl?

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Romances ruined because of laws

its cheaper to kill your preggo hebe gf than it is if you would of kept her alive. society these days…

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1143611/lucy-mchugh-stephen-nicholson-murder-stabbing-lovers-pregant

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if i started off as a fuckable volcel but then degenerated into an untouchable neet, am i still a volcel or did i devolve into incel? lol

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RIP

12-year-old North Carolina boy dies after fall from rock-climbing wall

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Would you fuck a mermaid?

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Americas 60s

What was that thing in the 60s?

>It was jews cultural marxism sexual liberation

Very easy answer but I think there was something more to it. Look at pic rel. he was redpilled on the JQ.

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .

History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing L. L. Bean shorts and a Butte sheepherder's jacket . . . booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the toll-gate, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for change) . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” - Hunter T.

very soonish after a lot of the leading artists died of drug overdose and hearthfailure, convinient.

Was there something to it after all. Something along the lines of the Jesus chirst principle "love your neiboughr as yourself" (that the jews hate btw)

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actual free speech

actual free speech

>>>/freespeech/

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War

Who else wants another world war? Shit we bonded so well during the last one. We need to have our lives at risk to appreciate what we have. I mean we need one so bad it forces a good size draft.

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Why is it that when you eat curry consistently for an extended period of time you begin to smell like curry? You see this with a lot of Indians.

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/pol/ officially dying

by next weekend we will be #1 sitewide bord with absolutely no contest. /pol/ has been in decline for years but it's in its final moments right now. /v/ will die as the remaining niggers over there become disenchanted with their soy infused children's hobby.

Honestly the posts per hour and the user counts never seemed to line up to me, I think there's a big discrepancy between the reported number of users and the actual number of users (which is much lower than reported)

long live /b2/

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>be (you)

>in a rut

>get out of rut

>immediately get into new rut

literally what is the fucking point of being alive if two problems appear for every one problem you solve?

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Pedos get bullied or outright killed when sent to prison. Even niggers look down on pedos.

What's your excuse?

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>find out friend browses reddit

Anddddd dropped. This is troubling because the amount of people falling victim to reddit seems to be increasing

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>Starts raining lightly

>blacks scatter like roaches almost instantly

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Are there things that aren't alcohol that can calm down that constant inner monologue that always manages to psych me out of talking to pretty ladies? I'm pretty too and am a smooth talker when I don't shoot down everything I have to say before the words come out.

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Turn on board wide IDs.

Turn on board wide IDs.

So if I filter someone in thread >>1 they are filtered in every thread on the board.

THEN make complaining about pedo postrers a permabannable offense.

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Oh hi anon! Never thought I'd run into you here at the home store, what are you buying today?

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Why are globals deleting rule-abiding threads?

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>you're not diabetic

>but you should eat like one and lose weight

wtf did my doctor mean by this?

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Heh, what the fuck is this?

https://o.8ch.net/

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What is it like to be loved?

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surprise Calarts thread

Random Calarts/Canarts/Austrarts dump thread.

.

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Now that the Risk thread is inactive and I can no longer LARP in that one, I shall LARP in EU3.

Pick a nation. Going to start as the Eternal Anglo if no one has any other ideas.

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99% of humans are slaves. We have feudalism

How can people be such slaves to work 9 hours per day for 40 years? Just count the amount of hours you are losing for slavery.

I don't even think of wagecucks as of humans, you are robots, slaves, ants, without brain or consciousness.

Not a single free men would allow something like this, he would prefer to make a revolution and kill those who enslave him, or even die during revolution, than to be such slave like wagecucks are.

There is so much wealth and factories in the world, that we all could work two days per week and still have houses, food, fun. But for now that wealth is in hands of your owners, lords. We have feudalism.

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Atheists should get into religion

>asshole Protestant father tells son to do something unnecessary and uses his Protestant Bible to justify it by saying "honor they father"

>Son is an orthodox Christian or Roman catholic and responds by saying "you are not a Roman Catholic/orthodox christian"

This is almost like diplomatic immunity

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Where is she /b2/?

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hey /pol/, you're fucking idiots

leaving and not gonna check the thread tbh, PLEASE… PLEASE spam your half truth infographics all over this thread. literally please do that.

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Welcome home, wagecuck. Your wife says hello.

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Thoughts on waifufags?

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Iran War Celebration Thread

We've got Tostitos with your choice of medium salsa or queso, we've got hummus with pita, we've got lamb and rice, every kind of liquor you can imagine, all kinds of soft drinks, cheesesteaks, chicken cheesesteaks, hors d'oeuvres, hoagies, everything you could ever want.

The era of state-sponsored terror coming out of Iran is over. Iranian nuclear ambitions are over. Most importantly, Iranian oil is secure in our hands. We did it!

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Get Fuzzy / Liberty Meadows

Yiff Yip Urf *snuggles*

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MONDAY MOVIE NIGHT

Come watch Slumber party massacre with anons.

https://cytu.be/r/animeisdegenerate

Starting in 5 minutes

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Why is she so fat?

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Are Spics the worst race?

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why is it im not attracted to men at all but im really attracted to penis and want to sugg a big one?

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Japan is ba-

OH いいえ いいえ いいえ

>In 2018, 1 out of 8 young people turning 20 in Tokyo wasn’t born in Japan. That doesn’t even count the people who were born in Japan but aren’t ethnically Japanese. Although Tokyo isn’t close to becoming a multiracial metropolis like New York City or London, the word “homogeneous” no longer fits the city.

>So Japan is beginning a major and unprecedented exercise, similar in some ways to the experiments embarked on by many European countries.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2019/05/27/commentary/japan-commentary/japan-begins-immigration-experiment/

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White man's burden

Anyone else wish they could just Chimpout for a day? It must be so nice being so completely retarded that society has no expectations of you doing much differently. Steal stuff, joy ride in cars, vandalize everything, shoot guns as you're driving down the street with your boyz. Man, hoodrat stuff sounds fun, I get the appeal.

Instead, if you're born white with a high IQ, you're expected to "make something of yourself," be and upstanding citizen and use your privilege to shoulder the burden of the historically-marginalized economically-disenfranchised richly culturally-textured simians and vibrant underclasses that will never thank you but enrich you in unquantifiable ways.

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Why do all the normalfags turn off the 3D feature on the 3DS?

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Holy shit why is yahoo so retarded? And why is nobody anywhere besides the yahoo "forums" complaining about the TERRIBLE redesign?

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>All these degenerate zoophiles and babyfuckers

>I just want to hold hands with my android waifu.

Feels bad.

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awkwardest moments of your life

>be me, a week ago

>talking to chad best friend one day, his voice gets all low

>"hey man can i ask you something"

>yeah, bro

>"i'm kinda into this thing called cuckholding, me and my gf want to do this roleplay and we think youd be the perfect guy"

>basically getting propositioned to be the bull in a cuck sitiation

>chads gf is super fucking hot and i'm a virgin

>instantly agree

>"alright dude just come to my house friday"

>friday comes

>chads door is unlocked, see ominous trail of womens clothing to the bedroom

>chads gf is spread naked on the bed, chad is nowhere in sight

>guess this is some sort of cheating wife roleplay or something

>climb onto the bed and start kissing chads gf

>she acts like shes completely turned off

>dick is hard, about to put it in

>fireworks going off in chest

>chad fucking storms in naked yelling "GET OFF MY BITCH SHRIMP DICK"

>throws me off the bed and jumps on his gf

>immediately stars pounding her like a jackhammer while screaming things like "NOT TODAY BETABOY"

>sit there for a few minutes confused as to what happened

>eventually just slip out of the room

>can hear chads GF's moans as i get in my car

>begin to cry uncontrollably while driving back

>a few days pass, meet up with chad

>he acts like everything is normal and says "you looking forward to next time?"

>dont have the guts to confront him

i dont know what to do, he already texted me a time and a date

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how do any of you stand using reddit? i went there today and this was the first thing i saw, an attention-whoring woe-is-me oversharing "blown out at 12" roastie

how much money says that her "ghoster" was a nigger?

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does anything gross you out anymore?

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Why do girls makes my peepee hard?

How do I stop girls making my peepee hard?

>be me

>young man in his prime

>focused on very specific and technical domains requiring full attention

>girl approach

>summer dress and artificial shampoo smell

>my peepee hard af

>needs lots of time to get full focus again

So I thought if I put my peepee in vagina and squeeze very hard, I can get 200% more focuse after.

>get lots of money from hard work on very physicals jobs

>Go to Athens for one month to fuck tons of prostitutes and cure my peepee hard

>Fuck a tons of bitches from all the races you can imagine, 2 to 5 a day, all positions, anal and all the fancy stuffs

>think I'm good

>after 2 days my peepee harder than ever when women are around, it's actually worst than before.

See some nofap theories on the internet, I'm desperate so think I'm gonna go monk mode.

>full motivation

>reach 100 days

>can get so much focused my peepee not hard no more when hot women around

>so much power forces in me it attracts succubus in my dreams I have to fight

>manage to stay focused in my dreams and btfo succubus

I can manage my peepee hard now but succubus come back in the form of physical humans entities to me, they be nice with me and try to swallow my power force.

>Think at first they nice girls for the girl friend experience part of life

>Mom and dad like my girlfriend

>Fuck her hard in her vagina hole

>Can't stop fucking her and notice I'm less focused

>Peepee hard seems to be managed from having a girl friend, good hormonal imbalance and pleasure associate well with inners emotions

Read about stuffs on having sex for the sole purpose of reproduction.

>girlfriend, you gonna make me babies with your woman hole now

>fuck her harder ever until total exhaustion

>make her pregnant and continue to fuck her with her big pregnant boobies

>get nice little baby

>continue to fuck girlfriend, her making babies making my peepee harder than ever

Help guys, how stop girls making my peepee hard?

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Itt: oxymoron flags

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Why haven't you killed urself yet?

Chances are that by being around anon/chan culture you are a depressed little faggot with a shitty life. What's stopping you from ending the misery? You think things are gonna get better? Think ur gonna fall in love and start a family? Maybe. Get real though, you'd be better off dead and you know it

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Fact: Rape "victims" Are Thots

Turns out women who are raped get themselves into that situation because they are fucking everyone in town and engaging in risky behavior:

-new infections identified 1 to 20 weeks later were acquired during the assault, we conclude that the prevalence of preexisting sexually transmitted diseases is high in victims of rape and that they have a lower but substantial additional risk of acquiring such diseases as a result of the assault.

>the prevalence of preexisting sexually transmitted diseases is high in victims of rape

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2155389

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What's stopping you from getting stronk?

If you're NEET, you have no excuse, except for fucked up joints/tendons.

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Tor? VPN? How to stay safe on the net

What are anons' thoughts on how safe it is to use TOR?

What about VPNs?

Any other methods for safe internet browsing?

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God dammit I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open fuck what do I do

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I would sell my parents into slavery to be able to get in that bath with her.