Best episode tbh
Dominic Raab under fire over Dover-Calais comments
>Dominic Raab has come under fire for saying he "hadn't quite understood" how reliant UK trade in goods is on the Dover-Calais crossing.
>The Brexit Secretary's remarks came at a technology conference as he discussed the "bespoke arrangement" the UK sought with the EU after it leaves the bloc.
>Shadow Brexit minister Jenny Chapman suggested Mr Raab "doesn't even understand the very basics of Brexit".
France and UK must strengthen links 'to hedge against Trump'
>A former French prime minister and a previous British head of Nato say that France and the UK have to overcome the risks of Brexit and urgently deepen their military alliance to hedge against the unpredictability of Donald Trump’s White House.
>In a report from a taskforce led by Bernard Cazeneuve, France’s prime minister from 2016 to 2017, and George Robertson, a former Labour defence secretary and secretary general of Nato, it is claimed the two countries’ relationship has never been more fragile.
>The failure of the UK government to hedge against the dollar ahead of the Brexit referendum, and the subsequent devaluation of sterling, is said to have left a gaping hole in the British defence budget, which has undermined a joint attempt to develop unmanned combat aircraft.
Brussels blames BAD WEATHER and Brexit for GLOOMY UK financial forecast
>The European Commission’s latest doom mongering economic forecast predicts the United Kingdom will be the EU’s slowest growing economy over the next two years.
>The powerful Brussels executive’s economists blamed Brexit and Britain’s poor weather and low wages for the miserable forecast, which places the country at the bottom of the pile.
>UK GDP growth is predicted to be 1.3 percent in 2018 – only just ahead of Italy and Denmark in the list of the EU’s 28 countries.
Damn, that thread went fast
EXTERMINATE THE KNIFE WIELDERS TO DEAL WITH THE RISING TIDE OF COLOUR.
When do we begin the extermination of knife criminals?
Lads, I have no idea how you lads think I have tinder gold. I'm guessing you've never used tinder then. It was just tinder doing Jewish tricks, giving me a notification to get me to use tinder again, there were no likes
nTH FOR EXTERMINATING A CERTAIN BREED
Now I want to see a lewd dab, smh
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Time to post Japanese House music.
nothing like being given false hope on a dating app
He starts off a bit camp
>there were no likes
feels bad man
the soy was wearing off
>that bitch next to him eyerolling when he says "exterminated"
FUCK OFF THOT HE'S GLORIOUS
Dude miserable single life is great lmao
*soyls myself over Marvel*
Who is unironically an incel here?
Now that's confirmed. I can announce to the lads that a gps proxy and an old version of tinder is all you need rather than tinder gold.
>punishment works even in glasgow
is there some special reason to think that things don't work in glasgow?
I don't think the exterminator was there with the woman he is sat next to
I think he is there by himself lol
Yea but by April, I'll have lost my virginity for sure.
They mentioned Glasgow just before
His message is spreading, I see
the weegies certainly don't
ok, let's see a pic of April then, if that's his REAL name.
Any of you know how long accident claims take to come through? Some guy decided to pull a U turn from the lane on my left to go to the road on my right basically stopped right in front of me as I was passing him. Have injuries and bashed up bike.
We truly live in a nightmare, people defend murderers
Contact your insurer to proceed with claim.
Grenfell-Grenfell cardboard box
UKIP Brexit and Jo Cox.
Lad criminals are considered the victims now
call Injury Lawyers 4U lad. they'll sort it.
I'll post a stream like stones does.
Virgin's better than incel.
done that, just wandering how long these things tend to take. Its a load of bs but signed off by Dr til 19th maybe longer.
Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
Why was he so drunk by himself at a protest still a legend tho
I think he might've just been walking by tbh.
This breed should be exterminated
In my case it took almost a year to solve the issue.
did driver admit liability? ur description sounds a bit vague tbh. why didn't you just brake? pedalling too fast?
Nope, just over £200/year NCD + lawyer included
why post halfchan on here I don't get it we have our own better bantz
dirty crossposters smh
just want a qt with a nice pair of feet tbh
I'm checking Twitter for exterminate + Question time and this came up
Proof that 4 brit/pol/ is full of pakis
Oh OK stay strong
inb4 the bald dalek is arrested
durr why didnt I brake durr
If I could have stopped I would have. it cut directly accross my lane
Always forget QT isn't live and papers queue stories up
Someone should respond "Only if you resist repatriation."
people call us Brits because we are from Britain. No problem.
We call people from Pakistan 'pakis'. Big problem.
Do they just hate being reminded where they came from/belong.
>Wayne "the exterminator" Smith was identified today as a UKIP member
that wog should stop carrying a knife
i'd still exterminate him tbh
>I hate people who rob, mug, carry knives and commit stabbings
>black people: hey that's us!
sprained arm, contusion on ribs (a and e didnt give me x ray but wouldnt be surprised if actually fractured) bruising above ankle. I was wearing full armour could have been really bad. Glass smashed all over me.
Can we get a recording of Dimblebot saying "gas the jews"?
it's only 'your' lane if you pay road tax lad.
Sorry to hear. You in financial strains or something?
Kek. How the hell do these people even remember to breathe?
I might have been in trouble with the police if I wasnt.
House is for poofters tbh
Might be, cant work atm
YOU THERE THE UNGASSED JEW
That was best QT since Starkey called out Vicky Coren-Mitchell.
this nigga gets the message
It's the same as the kikes who respond with apoplexy at people talking about media controllers or moneyed interests.
You may never see your loved ones,
Travis told them there that day,
Those who want to can leave now.
Those who fight to the death let em staaaaay~
*forms a government purely based on people we like from QT*
wew lads he's actually going to be arrested for that isn't he?
>Yoga activist and writer
I know this is an un pic thing to say but I seriously hope that women gets raped to death by a pack of niggers
I'll die defending the punisher
>mfw exterminator will turn out to he a spy sent to embarrass ukip
In other news…
TOMMY, TOMMY,… TOMMY!
But everyone loves him lad, he'd probably get voted in if his stood as a candidate now
>paypal can't be used to promote hate, violence or intolerance
but antifa and isis accounts are still fine of course
I'M FROM DULWICH AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
he's doing his part
>calling homosexuality not normal is considered wrong
>high priest of the right
they really are mentallers
this will be an interesting test for the cuckservatives. Will they fold as usual? it'll lose them support if they do…
Lad, that title is the author joking. It's written by Andrew Pierce, he's the homo that is often on the Sky News Press Preview. Also read further than the title smh
but homosexuality isn't normal
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Hula hoop sandwich for dinner
Needs to be sampled into a Moonman drill-music track
The best super cut QT will ever get.
>that Dimbleby at the end
Cant believe I missed this for work
very good indeed lad
hold that thought while i drop some knowledge
>Corbyn posting on /brit/
I knew I woke up after 30 minutes of sleep for a reason
Prawn cracker and Balsamic vinegar for dinner.
>You will never get the nudes he took of her
Knock off Toblerone and cola for afters
How big is the cracker?
Not big enough so I got more from the bag.
That was a very comfy evening. Digital comics, good QT, and I'm going look through a list of downloaded apps.
Dropped one of my hula hoops
Good lad eat them all
She probably had a pussy afro
Who is this Chicom?
Bit down too hard while eating them and fucked the roof of my mouth up with hula shrapnel too
I'm sure they were together pre Polaroid. He would have had to get the nudes developed smh
>tfw didnt win tonights qlive so can't eat tomorrow
will have to do a few hours brushing up on ariana grandes wikipedia page for tomorrow
Instant film was invented in the 40s lad
>He would have had to get the nudes developed smh
how would he know when they stopped being black
>putting words in his mouth
add the clip with Diblebot mentioning crime stats
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The best City Pop album ever made.
That's something I didn't know existed.
Lucky Exterminator man is orange and not red, they can't call him gammon.
didn't a UK court rule that "context does't matter", meaning that she can be prosecuted for saying this?
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I'm learning why Saturn is the key to everything
outlaw king hasn't released, it's the 9th smh.
Its not the 9th in the US yet.
I know but why does their library dictate our netflix library.
>matched with a fat lass on tinder
tell her to lose weight
Her first profile photo was misleading too smh. Should report her to trading standards
Get your local council involved.
Need to start a parliament petition to bring these con artists to justice. Proper punishments for these vile offences tbh
>how reliant UK trade in goods is on the Dover-Calais crossing.
Late night shitting on people who know shit about the Dover crossing: the only reason why the port of Dover handles so much freight is because of the 1991 Sangatte Protocol which means that Dover and Calais are the only two ports one can use if one wishes to travel by sea between France and England. If a freight driver wants to get from Europe to somewhere in England and he either uses the shuttle or has to take the ferry from Calais to Dover. If the aforementioned agreement was binned then ferry services to and from many other English ports would be possible and so freight etc. would be more spread out.
Chuck Schumer is such a typical kike caricature
you can still fug her important if you're a virgin
Good point. I didn't know.
Apparently Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad has fucked up big time and was responsible for that WSJ charity thing the other day, I know it's eceleb shit but it's actually slightly relevant to politics now.
Doesn't Sangatte also control the ownership of Calais?
She admits to not having an ass in her bio though, gotta at least have something smh
Sangatte is basically juxtaposed customs/immigration, where British customs is in Calais and French is in Dover. This means when you get on the ferry you've already been cleared by the country you are going to's immigration/customs so you just walk/drive off the ferry and off to where you want to go.
>that WSJ charity thing the other day
I feel the overwhelming need to expel semen from my body. I ejaculate so much but there's always more.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
the most >(1) post ever
Filtered by trip and reported
Please make this a thready post
Have fun anon. I regret not getting more chubby pussy in my uni years
Some guy was doing a charity livestream to raise money for kids with cancer and ((( someone ))) reported it to the WSJ because some of the donations had offensive joke messages and the £15k or whatever was rejected because of it, turns out it was Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad who tipped off the WSJ.
I don't find fat women attractive tbh
I don't either, but it's a confidence booster if you've never had any lass.
That was the Ralph Retort he grassed up, had all his channels shoahed as well.
>go to https://www.harper-adams.ac.uk
>find niggers or pakis in photos
staff profiles don't count
This is the whitest university in England.
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I want to destroy that mummy in bed and make her my slave to the sound of the liberty bell march
FRESH UPDATE ON WEBSTER'S FOOT
tbh zoomer girls are shit compared to earlier gen y slags, zoomer girls just have this autism from always having phones where they don't know how to flirt
a fat lass can make you not like being intimate because they redpill you on how ugly the human body generally is
I am the victim of a conspiracy. Why am I unjustly banned while others are allowed to shitpost with impunity? The mods here are threatening my life.
Shitposting from vile yanks like this is allowed to continue and the mods support it.
I am a Jesus Christ type figure. I am persecuted, the mods here have doxxed me and I have received threatening phone calls.
are you one of SA's pups?
go write for the s*n you Hillsborocaust denier
Smh where do you keep getting these photos of me?
>fuck loads of chinks
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>ywn be a ronin warrior
tbh the traditional japanese aesthetic is so amazing and cool tbh. wish they never got corrupted by western society
Human shit has truly mystical qualities that modern science is still unable to understand. I can know a man's dreams and hopes merely by holding his shit in my hands and taking one good whiff.
>poolad always appears when steiner is around
>poolad spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) trying to frame me as being poolad so they can have control the night shift and create poostocracy that allows the doggomen and deg to come ITT from subdimensions
you will never defeat freedom poolad
I want to be him lads
moos are so comfy
morning lads looks like Steiner is talking to himself while everyone is asleep again
>pic 1 cute face
>pic 2 cute face
>pic 3 cute face
>pic 4 30 stone
Did you watch the QT last night?
>ywn marry a young Emma Willis and have three children with her
Why don't you marry someone else?
First time I've watched TV live in years. Was brilliant
will do BUCKO
Harper Adams is full of cute posh girls its great
check the insta with location Harper Adams
Three transgender women and a mother-of-four batter man at a central London station
>kicking and stamping on him in 'heinous attack
POSH GIRLS ARE MAGICAL
>grown men with the sense of entitlement of women
Disaster waiting to happen
>parole board lowering their already low standards of recruitment to get more darkies because they don't think they're soft enough on darkie prisons thanks to unconscious bias i.e. I think I'm not a racist but I'm white so I must be
Fucking baste. Missed QT last night because I was tired. Didn't even know Peterstien was on either. Did he trigger the libs epic style a lot?
I think you mean polish my friend
I think he means both.
(((Peterstein))) didn't say much.
JBP is woke on race and IQ so why did he skirt around the obvious reason for the knife crime epidemic being nogs and their low impulse control?
When did he used to say that kind of thing?
He doesn't have white interests at heart.
I know he's discussed racial differences in intelligence having a biological component in the past, and he's smart enough to know the implications of that. It just seems disingenuous.
I want him to go on live telly and call women a chaotic miasmic BOGSTENCH.
He's smart enough to know that, but also smart enough to create clever workarounds so he can constantly deny it too.
It seems disingenuous because he is disingenuous. He was honestly the worst panelist on QT last night.
Keto is twink mode
Having some BLACK grapes from Lidl lads
>Colin is RT'ing dick pics
Is he back on twitter?
Well we already knew he was gay, maybe he's owning it now.
Nvm I found it.
That's a wrist, lad. Woes is innocent and pure.
Lads is burnt food really that bad for you or is it a Jewish psyop?
Oh you've got $550 million in gold in our bank? Nah that's not yours anymore dago and there's fuck all you can do about it.
Charcoal is actually quite good for your digestion and your teeth but only in small amounts.
Mornin ya hairy bastard xx
Howling. How can we keep getting away with this!?!
How's the hang over?
So which one is the man?
What hang over? Only had four pints.
I thought for sure you'd have necked that scotch, was qt not that bad?
Digital footprint starts in the womb, Children's Commissioner warns.
Children have more than 1,000 pictures of themselves posted online before they turn 13, the Children's Commissioner has warned, as she backed the Telegraph’s Duty of Care campaign.
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hhhnnnnggg ahhh yesss the brapbarn ahhhh the smelly gases concentrated uhhhhh so horny(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I decided against the whisky early on tbh.
Looks like I've succeeded in luring you out.
Orange ice lolly and a cup of tea for breakfast
That lad is a defamer tbh
Should have named it Capybrapa
Thanks for letting me know you meant to bait a brap post so I could ban you for the same amount of time lad.
Hope you get banned too
>Posting gangsta rap
ay fam we wuz sensetive artists an sheeeit
My brain is large
>being this upset about BLACK men making good music
The twins with big willies are chasing me in outlast
>that gay shit
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This stuff is the pinnacle of BLACK achievement lad
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>y-you couldn't do better so you can't judge
Your judgement is worthless to me, cf2051. Why exactly should I pay any attention to it? What are your musical credentials?
Diane Abbott's accent sounds like a synergy between being well spoken and having down syndrome.
>you have to have perfected the art yourself before judging it
oh piss off
>Belgium actually has a prime minister
News to me
neg was the best tbh
what's this from?
>In 2016, the former Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale described the country as having “the gayest parliament in the world”
You there. Yes you. What are you going to do to help the British race today.
Yelled at a chav for parking sideways in a disabled spot
J U M B O B A S E D
It's not actually so bad. You could argue that there might be black minstrels in 14th century Scotland I suppose.
Proposed inclusive curriculum changes leaked:
>LBGTI history and identity class
>Philosophy of Jo Cox
I wore my poppy and told a financialy challenged youth to pick up his litter.
Sold poppies today even had some civics buy them
thing is this post isn't unrealistic and though a joke shows how far gone we are
LGBT shit will come up in sex ed
NHS will come up in history, citizenship
Grenfell will be used as a case study in multiple subjects
Jo Cox will become a constant reference point
Philosophy of who, lad?
Anyone else watching outlaw king?
So desperate for a school shooting they think a broken boiler is a shooter
No, only you nonce
>terrorist attack in melbourne
>third in two years
>minimal news coverage
That wog went on Britain's Got Talent and was absolutely shit
Daily reminder to kill your local pornographer
Daily reminder this is a spiritual war
Or maybe there have been so many school shootings that they are on edge whenever something that sounds like gunfire occurs in a school
Lads it's highly probable my old best mate posts in here too. Women came between us a while ago but they've fucked off now, and i have no means of getting hold of the old boy. We met in our last year of school. He had a tiny one room shared flat right at the end of the street, with one those old avant gard German flags and an Austrian flag on the wall. This was back in 2008/2009. We share a first name and i used to basically live there too. He bought me a fox hound patch for my birthday after i got him an old nazi medal. He used to go to EDL demos with the girl i introduced him to. If you can, get in contact lad. You're sorely missed bruv.
Inviting clock boy to the Whitehouse was less embarrassing.
Was he lacking talent?
Lad I'm drawing attention to an important issue
Nofappers and serial wankers are both shite
>Trump sucks Kanye's dick for the black vote
>90% voted Democrat anyway
It's ok lad one day you'll realise I was right and will come back into the fold. Leading by example is the way to do it
Stop wanking and stop going on about not wanking
Facts dont care about your willy
I'll wank you off in a minute if you keep this up cunt
>the Italian C++ lecturer ends every other word with "-a" and pronounces the "g" in paradigm
>I'll wank you off in a minute
Westie is that you?
why were his eyes glowing, human eyes don't do that
Camera picks up the polarised light reflected off his retina and back out through his massively dilated pupils
>he doesn't get red eye when the camera has a flash
Further proof you have no fire in your spirit.
you still use film photography?
I don't use any photography tbh, pictures are gay as fuck
>Suspected migrants picked up in channel near Dover
>Seven suspected migrants spotted in a boat in the English channel in the early hours have been picked up.
>The group, thought to be from Iran, were "intercepted" in a small dinghy off Dover by Border Force officers, the Home Office said.
Great now they are on our soil they can claim asylum and it's going to be at least 5~ years before we can get rid of them.
This. The creation of photographic images (especially of living things) should be banned. It diminishes the majesty of creation.
Glasgow is heralded as an example of tackling knife crime by treating it as a public health issue. He was pointing out that they actually also changed the sentencing.
Knife crime dropped because ned culture died the minute social media appeared. Fucking hilarious that they want to say it's beacuse they sent youth theatre groups to High Possil and Gartcosh to tell young lads that slashing folk isn't cool yo
>posts on image board
>implying I look at the pictures
>image boards aren't gay as fuck
Drawn images>video>>>>>photographs tbh
Great care should be taken when drawing images. It is an ancient and powerful form of magic
How do I reclaim an ancestral Earlship that was deemed extinct a couple hundred years ago?
Wouldn't mind being a Viscount either. The present Viscount has not successfully proven his succession to the baronetcy and is therefore not on the Official Roll of the Baronetage, with the baronetcy considered dormant since 2005, as of 31 December 2013
And how do I take this office back from the tranny kikes?
is dave a silicone pup?
Looks like one of 22st's drawings.
this is worse than abortionposting
really like this pic lad
>what sort of person injects into their balls?
Your son, apparently.
Don't give him ideas, lad.
Glad you like it lad.
could i be cheeky and pinch it lad
I was watching a Styx vid about the RDR2-feminist-alligator shitshow and he said something similar about America:
Gun violence hit a historical high in the late 80s, early 90s, even higher than in the Wild West, and dipped because the internet and vidya are keeping enough people at home on their asses and minimally socially connected to stop them going postal
PHILLIP DAVIES HAS RESIGNED
getting rid of leaded petrol had a huge impact too
CHUKKA UMUNA HAS BEEN EXTERMINATED
Outlaw King was ok tbh
They didn't really get the Battle of Bannockburn right and they seem to have kept the "English just kill random people and burn stuff for the evulz" from Braveheart but other than those it was fine
YOU THERE WITH THE BUCKED MA
Funny, because Amber Rudd is saying the exact fucking opposite - blaming the Capital's knife crime epidemic on social media.
It was the Battle of Loudon Hill.
She's talking out her prolapse tbh. Gang warfare amongst dindus have been going on since the 70's
Kek, I would fucking get a gun in minecraft and open theoretical fire on those protesters if they were outside my minecraft house
I keep getting caught by that fat guy in outlast and I cant escape this little hallway
I know. It's pathetic. Do you remember when the London riots were blamed on BlackBerry Messenger?
Think I've only heard him talk about it in the media
Jordan "All my friends are Jewish" Peterson
*Tries to act tough in outlast but still gets scared*
isnt that twitch streamer garbage
Got fuck all else to do today
did you see this badboy Nipponese hog lad? I thought of you when I saw it
Port his model into Oblivion and beat him up
virgin salary man vs the chad NEEThog
Thanks, lad. It's obvious he owns that whole block. Look he was trying to challenge the train at the start as it was intruding on his territory.
That explains that then.
its friday lad get tanked
Chicken thighs for tea
Yeah if you want I don't mind
>BoJo has a brother called JoJo
you literally shill that french canadian guy with the jew wife all the time
She has a nice profile
That is a typical French schnoz tbh
jaw jutting far beyond the forehead is not a french trait and neither is the scale of that schnoz
18 cans of cider 3 ibuprofen and 8 cigarettes for tea
richfags with potato kids and a boatload of denial
She's a Quebec lass, lad
she is really not lad
I mean, what's the difference between that and being jewish?
French are worse than Jews tbqh
He'll show her DNA test, lads. No reason to doubt them
And unlike Peterson JF is a goodlad
>And unlike Peterson JF is a goodlad
You used to say that about Peterson though lad.
>22st being perfidious again
Yeah, but then he became a badlad. He didn't shill against huwhites back then. It wasn't obvious he was owned by da joos back then
All of your internet Dads will fail you lad
imagine spending real time defending any eceleb
I understand the cigarettes and alcohol but why take ibuprofen?
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>there was a time when Stef was my daddy
almost me every day
fucking every friday a couple of moose tries to cross in front of me and unlike deers they are slow clumsy fuckers who don't give a shit
>Trump wins by implicitly targeting white voters
>When midterms come around he pulls out his 3D chessboard and invests airtime on the black vote instead
Can't tell what's going on because there's no sound.
this needs a krokodil scream edit
being dumb phone thots and crashed
Self-patrolled. God willing they crashed into another woman.
>he pulls out his 3D chessboard
back to >>>/pol/
>and invests airtime on the black vote instead
and 90% of the black vote went to the Dems, what a masterful game he played
It's pretty fucking clear lad
>starts dancing instead of paying attention
I've seen that clip with sound tbh, was from months ago
Pretty sure the guy was calling Trump a brainlet.
Pretty sure 677ffe was criticising Blimpf lad
I was calling Trump a brainlet lad.
Watership Down: BBC remake release date, cast and everything we know so far
This new animated co-production between the BBC and Netflix is bringing Richard Adams' beloved story back to our screens
>James McAvoy and Nicholas Hoult voice group-leading brothers Hazel and Fiver respectively, the dependable Bigwig will be played by Star Wars’ John Boyega, while Gemma Arterton and Olivia Colman voice Clover and Strawberry.
>the dependable Bigwig will be played by Star Wars’ John Boyega
SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBTARD
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BIGNIG
>you're a multi billionaire
>you have a younger wife
>there are tacky buildings all over with your name on them
>heck, your name is a brand of underwear and ties
>you're the leader of your country, apparently
<you're old and not long for this world
<you're completely oblivious to the yids
<you'd rather be indebted to them policy wise than pony up a couple hundred mill of your own infinite warchest to win bigly
<despite your maverick facade, you always get deeply upset when the electric jew calls you a meany pants
<you constantly feel the need to waste effort, money and your remaining years (of your life and administration) pandering to a CERTAIN BREED of people
<you prefer the company of the likes of YeYe West and Kim Kardashian
<you're addicted to talking about the low unemployment rates of people who don't vote for you
requesting the video where the girl is hanging out of the car window and gets taken out by a signpost
Lad who watched Outlaw King, do you usually like Netflix films? Every one I've seen has been made for tv level dogshit.
What a waste of such a nice body and dids
lad they 70s tier implants
Yeah her head split open or some shite
Most likely impossible, and not just because she's dead.
Imagine being her father and finding out she died while doing that.
Imagine having a daughter
The ultimate form of cuckoldry tbh
Imagine all the people
>ten minutes without a post
yep, it's friday alright!
As a rule, Netflix originals are mostly a load of shit tbh. I enjoyed 'Maniac' with Emma Stone though
Last nights QT wore everyone out
Q-quality over quantity, r-right guys?
How about stop shitposting?
>watch QT every times its on
>for ages now even though its complete shit and stroke inducing rage fuel
>the one time I skip it, miss the best memi of 2018
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there are lads ITT who actually watch QT
I hear that watching it vertically is for effect, and horizontally for attention tbh
put it to a referendum
Might start perma banning brap posting tbh
tbf braps are not shits
>he isn't already
Have you heard about David Davis?
Unlike you damnable normans I try to be fair but I am losing patience tbh
I don't have a problem with people posting degenerative filth being banned.
That fart webm sounded like the blade runner 2049 flight to lapd soundtrack
bring back warning bans for people who (You) the shitposter too
tbh lads does anyone have the screencap of the lad who got banned from /pol/ for b*posting? his appeal was hilarious spoil it though**
Don't encourage them lad.
wew, fudged them asterisks
my bet is the BO is lena dunham
I'm sure you can find a wire lad.
>like 5 editions going up to £80
This shit needs to end
It was me tbh lad
There have been loads of Hitman games though.
>tfw I could only ever massacre my way through the games, never understand how stealth actually worked
>paypigs play a few days earlier
it's a crimbo purchase for me smh
>buying games at all
I only ever played blood money but it was basically
>find a random dude on their own, Kill them (or tranquillize if you want the perfect assassin goal) them and take their uniform.
>use this to observe the mark
>part of their routine will be walking by an environmental kill (walk by a cliff) or they'll be on their own
>get a better disguised if needed or just wait from above to happen
hitman is basically a puzzle game when you break it down.
silenced sniper rifle
I missed the blade runner brap post, what was it?
why did they bother with that Elvis hologram? it was so teasingly brief, it made a good idea totally pointless tbh
>why did they bother with that Elvis hologram? it was so teasingly brief, it made a good idea totally pointless tbh
>made a good idea totally pointless
Lad, how is having an Elvis hologram running for five minutes a good idea?
It was a combination of an impersonator and real footage
What they did was good, showed how they recreated Las Vegas in casinos in that time period tbh
The one I remember playing I think you could only knock enemies out for a few minutes before they woke up, but I found disguises never worked anyway. Years later I looked it up on the internet and it turns out you have to walk or else your disguise gets blown. I guess that's a valid point as far as realism goes but it doesn't make the game fun to have only have a couple of minutes that you can't do much with.
I meant it cd have been in the background while other stuff was going on not the main focus of the scene. I appreciate Decker's 'deck' was faulty, I just think they overdid the faultiness of it tbh. like they do with a lot of comm's tech in Sci-fi.
blood money they stay down if knocked out but you only had 2 knockout injections. so you had to use them sparingly and had to get up close to a target.
Thinking of going to this……
>Walthamstow CLP is giving supporters and members of the Labour Party the chance to go out to dinner at a top London restaurant with guests as varied as Owen Jones, Harriet Harman, and the journalist Paul Mason- along with our local MP, Stella Creasy.
>All you have to do is buy a ticket and you’ll have a chance to win each month. If you buy one ticket, it’s £6. But if you buy a ticket for each of the next three draws, its just £12 giving you the equivalent of one free chance to win!
>Tuesday 13 November 2018 - Jess Phillips, MP for Birmingham Yardley and author of Everywoman, One Woman's Truth About Speaking the Truth.
phwwwwwaaaaooorrrr wining and dining then bedding lisa nandy
>dinner with a hag and one from the choice of three hags
Who's this Ayesha Hazarika person?
but too early tbh
The ugly unfunny paki """"comedian"""" that always gets invited onto QT quite often
Glad I'm not the only one
check my timecode tbh lad
Imagine a inebriated Jess Phillips making a pass at you. Go on, imagine that next time you want to feel ill.
I'd fucking cheer if this happened, it would fucking uncuck so much of our country. The jews would lose their shit.
Phwoar, probably would mayo her naan bread tbh
>that and the get
alight I'll give you that. good lad
Are lady MPs as bad for it as the lads?
The Fixed Term Parliament Act was created exactly so the Crown can't unilaterally dissolve Parliament in law tbh (or at least make it even more politically impossible)
cant remember her name but the blonde "tory" there are webms of fucks her male reserchers and also wog mps
>ywn slap Nandy's arse as she walks the corridors of parliament
>webms of an MP getting fucked
sorry not getting fucked but there are webms of her being a twat ill find her name
Liz Truss? I didn't know there were videos.
yeah not of her fucking though
she aggressively flirts with her male researchers phwoar etc
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wont do that to you
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still post em lad
you misunderstand, they are webms of her being a twat, not having sex
is a twat like a cheb or more like a bap lad?
tbh I hope elvis comes back in the army of the lord to smash the evil satanist music shit of today with his ballads of pure metaphysical joy
OH MY LOVE MY DARLIN IVE HUNGERED FOR YOUR TOUCH
>not knowing what "twat" means
he's a yank he probably pronounces it wrong too
they say "twot", instead of "twat", for some incomprehensible reason
ye that's what I was referring to
I miss old Midsomer Murders smh
Can't imagine having to deal with niggers from new york
Lmao at that bald guys parlance
i hate the deluded smug look on her face, as she proudly denies reality and flaunts her lunacy in front of ordinary people
this thread is only big enough for 2 hard men i'm one
*steps on you*
No, only one.
>this webm does not contain Liz Truss aggressively fucking
Lad if you keep posting gay porn and I'm gonna ban you
this, thanks lad smh
lad its not actually porn
tbh my grandfather used to keep a rolled up newspaper taped on each end in his arm when he worked for the detoilet free press, he knew jiu jitsu from the marine corp in ww2 and could use the newspaper to joint lock people and he would go monitor sales of the paper through out the city and he would regularly have to fight blacks.
this is so gay lad, stop
>lets yanks shitpost about dogs ad infinitum
>don't let brits post unintentionally gay tv shows
Doggers are not gay though
steiner is though
>>lets yanks shitpost about dogs ad infinitum
>>don't let brits post unintentionally gay tv shows
everyone loves dogggos though, even amerigan doggos
nobody likes gays though
nothing gay about being hard tbh lad you are probably a southern fairy poof t b h
>nothing gay about being hard
even this sounds gay, plz stop
But Glamorgan is the south of Wales
Getting unironically worried about this lad tbh lads
do you really not use hard to indicate someone is tough daan sarrf?
its all a ruse
NOW I REVEAL MY TRUE FLAG
>do you really not use hard to indicate someone is tough daan sarrf?
We do but we don't say things like "Being hard opens doors for you" unless it's SA talking.
you just have a dirty mind pray more
If someone's hard they don't need to go around saying the word "hard" all the time or telling other men they are "hard", there is something very, very gay about that. True power speaks for itself, and doesn't need to say a word
yes thats true but its a tv show to find "Britain's Hardest" so they have to talk about being hard
*walks up behind man using urinal in pub toilet*
awroight my son
*slaps him on the back with considerable force*
u fucking want some come on then I'm 'ard as fuck cunt
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I love hardposting
>find "Britain's Hardest" so they have to talk about being hard
I bet the produces of this show is a screaming homo, and he's making them say all this homoerotic stuff that they would never normally say
there is more innuendo clips but kent lad seems upset
u fink ur fukin 'ard? i'm loads 'arder, I'm so 'ard right now
requesting the webm of this image please lads
"that's right darling, walk around behind him in the dark, and then whisper in his ear how hard you are, just like that, super!"
special belly attack!
u wanna fuckin' try it sunshoine? come ova 'ere an' I'll show you sumfink 'arder than your missus' knickers
u an hooz army? you wanna see how 'ard me and me mates are? we're well 'ard, 'arder then you'll ever be
this is my last one
oh fucking hell, come on, there is no way this is an accident
actually not stopped laughing for 40 mins
only closet poofters and deviant Jewish minds would see "hardness" with lurid sexual connotations.
It's hard as fuck
>it's gay as fuck
>it's hard as fuck
<as gay as a hard gay fuck
>bunch of soft shites are saying how gay being hard is
>as gay as a hard gay fuck
okay it's actually getting quite funny now
It's milker lass Daddario's doggo, his name is Toots McGillicuddy
Goodnight boys, best of luck tomorrow.
Peanuts and lager for dessert
think ur hard or what m8?
Yeah I do lad, what of it, that Daddario lass makes me 'ard
Just watched Outlaw King, pretty good tbh. By far the least pozzed Netflix thing I've seen, they even made The Black Douglas a based autist chad.
Gonna stick my finger in her arse
>tfw /brit/ is actually a normie/Deano board
I hate you lads
you better ask her father's permission first, lad
Thot smh still would ngl
Thats ok, I hate myself.
feel like pure shit just want him back xx
Why the fuck does every European country have a decent and growing far right movement with electoral victories except the UK.
seriously wtf is wrong with us.
Trying to learn some blues/Johnny B Goode tbh
we don't have proportional representation
he was a deeply perverse man, lad.
I just want to enjoy some music lad, I know niggers are niggers
Dunno what I was doing at the end tbh, retarded smh
Recorded it through my phone via a USB to 1/4 inch cable tbh
>USB to 1/4 inch
>via a USB to 1/4 inch cable
Ahhh I don't know lads, 6.35mm
I've never had to figure out guitar leads smh
I'm more wondering why USB to any size cable is a thing
Alright lads about to catch a flight to umbo gumbo land
If I never post again I've died and I'll be joining Cornwall in Avalon
See ya space cowboys
Men are now afraid to give women CPR in case they’re accused of sexual assault
self-patrolling on a whole new level tbh
god women are such trash
It works tbf lad, check my recording
But Vinny Jones told me not to give mouth to mouth
>find a dead moth in my drink
>scoop him out
>he's still alive
PARAMOUNT RANCH BURNS DOWN IN LA WILDFIRE
they've been making Cowboy kinos there since 1927…
He could have had a swim in lager but chose the cola
Your task for this week is to make me a doll for bachelors.
Can you catch AIDS from a moth?
>pets or insects such as mosquitoes, bedbugs and moths. (Distribution patterns of Aids in Africa show that young children who are bitten by mosquitoes do not contract HIV infection. A mosquito furthermore usually obtains its entire meal from a single person. If a mosquito is disturbed and flies to another person, it will suck blood out rather than inject it.)
You're fine lad
Thanks lad, that swimming moth won't kill me
>tfw trying to integrate my two groups of guinea pigs but one of the fuckers just isn't having it and goes full dafty at the two new ones
on the one hand: based guinea pig nationalist trying to keep immigration levels down but on the other hand: twice as many habitats to maintain
Smh lad you're like Labour