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8f6540  No.390723[Reply]


Alternate names include

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We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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b3f651  No.623586

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i looked it up an it turned out to be faked, why you all lie to me?

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8ffa3d  No.622383

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that danish streamer KIttyStyle is melting down more every day. he is spazzing out in chat atm. I am sure at this point that he has cow potential.


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e6c617  No.125[Reply]

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• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the hiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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9738ea  No.621722


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26f16a  No.251757[Reply]


Another new year and internet autism is as strong and growing as ever. Post suggestions for who's going to die this year and they'll get added to a strawpoll on Friday.



Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison



David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A Davis



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e1b7d3  No.613389


My bets on that Kero furry Jim did a video on

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335ce3  No.342479[Reply]

Can we have a thread about this man?

I've heard anons say that he is an MKultra victim, or something similar. That his use of the word nigger looks planted, and that his schizophrenia was caused.


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f813ee  No.623300

fuck cia niggers

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8188a1  No.574113[Reply]

Looks like Chris realized that by building up his mental issues he could beg for large sympathy donations

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74bfa6  No.623399


In all fairness you have to have a really high IQ to understand Evangelion.

Seriously, Evangelion was written by and for people who think that watching Chinese cave paintings is the activity of the intellectual elite. Give me something stupid like Gurren Lagaan anyday of the week.

5e5554  No.623400



LOL at the weebs trying to convince people they're better than chris

74bfa6  No.623418


How is implicitly comparing Evangelion to Rick & Morty saying I'm better than Chris? If anything I'm mocking the kind of people who like that shit.

f3001d  No.623507


>Lets not forget him ordering Chris to knock his moms lights out

Is there a sauce on that or is it just rumor?

>Oh and also Chris begun to say that November 14th will be a "Merge" between this dimension and CWCville will occur (Which also happens to be his day in court)

Holy shit that is soon. So will he chimp out when he does not become a god and need to do community service all on the same day?

cf862c  No.623579


>Is there a sauce on that or is it just rumor?

iirc Chris all but admitted to doing it During a Stream when questioned but i forgot which one

>Holy shit that is soon. So will he chimp out when he does not become a god and need to do community service all on the same day?

Dont know but it should be noted that Chris's Financials are already in Ruins and this and the second hearing he has on December 25 will all but push him over the edge

Im unironically certain we will see a Homeless saga by 2020 at most

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351eb3  No.237695[Reply]

And you think hitting the bump limit gives you the right to end my thread? It's rapeing time white man!

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42077f  No.554381

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Are you ready for the video? That hot ass fucking tamers video?

c482cc  No.554405


Why did he split this one into two parts? This is only 11 minutes long, so if part 2 is just as long, that would equal up to just above 20 minutes. He's had longer videos on his channel before.

42077f  No.554417


Dunno. Perhaps he wants this to be an episodic kinda thing. Let him have his creative liberties. Its entertaining to say the least. He is creating hype i will say that.

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42077f  No.623532

Thanksgiving episode is godly.

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1b6d63  No.623511[Reply]

Similar to thread >>290283, this one is more about the video game industry, developers, and gaming communities having their cow moments. Like the last few years, it hasn't been a great year for gaming:

Game Developers:

>Blizzard announced a mobile Diablo game instead of Diablo 4

<And they hired a fucking Chinese company known to rip them off, and throw in shit loads of microtransactions in their mobile games

>Everyone at Blizzcon was pissed, and people who played it said it's a soulless piece of trash

>Wyatt Chen, the guy who ruined Diablo 3 when he was in charge, attacked everyone who boo'd him at Blizzcon

>Blizzard hired Sjw writers and Sjw journalists to attack anyone who criticized their Diablo panel, saying the ones who didn't kiss Blizzard's ass are evil, toxic misogynists

>Everyone is seeing how the company is so out of fucking touch with its fans thanks to the Sjws and the like

>Because Destiny 2 is still tanking despite Forsaken "fixed" the game, Activision-Blizzard said they'll fix the game…by adding more microtransactions to the game.

Moba shit:

>Riot decides to have a panel about MUH DIVERSITY at Pax

<They hypocritically excluded white men at the panel and their event

>Everyone called them out, and it lead to a few Riot employees getting fired

>Riots gets slammed with racism and sexual harassment claims

>Lol is losing players because of Riot's Sjw shit, horrible character updates, and Tencent making everyone miserable.

>Riot went on full damage control in the last few months

>Dota is still losing players thanks to 7.00 and beyond

>Well known team Na'vi didn't even make it to TI, the biggest Dota tourney, and as a result, they kick out Dendi, one of the mosPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

1b6d63  No.623528



More info on the Blizzard fiasco with Blizzard saying it's are throwing their best developers on mobile games to piss everyone off

https://archive.is/Vq599 - Riot employees getting fired after the Pax incident.

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29e9d0  No.611005[Reply]

Delicious julay waiting to be ejected.

If you remind him of his dead mom, he will ban you, if you post his nudes, he will also ban you.

If you call him a nintendo incel paypig, he will permaban you.

It's fucking amazing that someone with so much potential is left unjulayed.

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237ef3  No.623378



It was in a Wario thread, we were assuming on how Wario would scam people online, someone brought that macrophiliacs are so fucking easy to rip off, specially the ones supporting ShitFilmaker through their paypig.

Later on, anons were mocking the fact that /v/ is becoming the new deviantart posting GamerGate fetish pictures and a photoshop of Mark as a videogame for the Switch.

3cfefa  No.623386


>He's living in a sped home

>Sped home only serves (((kosher))) food

>Blows his money on cabs and takeout

I didn't think I'd find a more pathetic person running anything than Joshua Conner Moon.

Holy shit, Null looks like a functioning member of society compared to this clown.

817fef  No.623409


The guy ate a whole cake by himself in one sitting and failed to make it past Sonic Mania's oil ocean level, getting 12 game overs and even the Sega PR guys made fun of him for that.

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I knew he was an autist, but I did not realize how far it went. Holy shit, no wonder he bans people for throwing shade at nintendo, all the memes hit too close to home for him.


What's the context for this?

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df3d35  No.290283[Reply]

We had a thread on the fgc last year, and with all of the shit going on it's been a fucking ride this year:

>Capcom announces MvCI

>Game flops

>Capcucks are going out of their way to attack sites or sub-threads like /r Kappa with shit posts while Eventscrubs defends Capcom with one shitty article after another

>Guys in the SoCal fgc scene like Justin Wong, James Chen, and Filipino Champ make asses out of themselves defending Capcom

>SFV is still shit

>Namco announces Dragon Ball Fighter Z with Arcsys

>Then announces season passes and disc-locked cocks

> /r Kappa is still on suicide watch (lol)

>Despite sales, Tekken 7 came out as a shitty game, and it's first dlc is a fucking joke.

>Harada and Mike Murray flipped out on people who criticized them or Tekken and it's boring competitive scene (spoiler: The Koreans win 99% of the time)

>Arcsys announces a Tag game that uses Persona and BlazBlue

>It also uses RWBY, and Arcsys players are already dreading the RWBY fags ruining their scene

>The NRS scene is finally seeing how sjw cunts and ESPORZ scum like Richard Lewis are ruining their scene

>Richard Lewis is a dick to everyone, and blocks people on Twitter when he's triggered or doesn't get a big check for MUH ESPORZ

>No one plays Injustass 2 anymore because the game is shit

Other shit:

>Lowtiergod made some fat, sjw-cosplay bitch named Momokun upset when he said she was an ugly cow.

>He then made a video that shits all over her (it got removed from Youtube).

>He made some people realize Momokun is a horrible sjw-shitbag and a fat, ugly bitch

>Lowtiergod is stPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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d5d857  No.620923


More like WB owns Boon's ass and MK, and if they want to shill shitty horror movie or comic book/nostalgia characters with the forced sjw shit Boon doesn't have a choice.


The MK community had a couple of other moments:

>Perfect Legend and Chris G ruined MK9 by exploiting glitches and top-tier spam (Reptile was broken on release, and Kung Lao was all kinds of bullshit)

<Perfect Legend gets butt-hurt from Kung Lao nerfs even though he still took first place with Kung Lao in every tourney

>Tom Brady tries to make a name for himself in the MK community by trying to win with Sub-Zero, the worst MK9 character

<Gets wrecked in every tourney he swears off tourneys and Sub-Zero, crying like a bitch in a video

>Perfect Legend starts talking shit until Sonic Fox owns him in a shut-out set

<A year or two later, Sonic Fox still beats Perfect Legend in another shut-out, ruining Legend's career

>Sonic Fox kills MK9X and Injustass by winning every tourney.


If you haven't heard, Blizzcon was a total disaster when Wyatt Chen and another Blizzard guy announced a Diablo mobile game instead of Diablo 4 (Here's the kicker: they hired a shady, sleazy Chinese developer who rips them off with their Diablo rip-offs and is very infamous with microtransactions. They hired someone who rips off their ideas to make an effortless mobile game made with little or no love). People were rightfully pissed, and Chen had the nerves to make fun of people at Blizzcon. Activision Blizzard gets every Sjw writer and journalist to attack anyone upset with the mobile Diablo announcement while they censor any backlash on Youtube by deleting comments. Oh yea, and Activision-Blizzard will make more microtransactions as a Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

dfe2be  No.620933


Corporate cows are just as lactation-prone as the consuming bugmen themselves. I would appreciate it if the informed anons would veer into blogpost territory when describing the assorted shitshows, however; trying to get full context from /v/ is a pain in the ass and too many search engines perform damage control.

If you know something worth sharing, go nuts and don't skim on the details.


Isn't there a strange divide between MK fans, in that one group hates everyone made after 95 for being "new" and the others are more tolerant?


Exactly–samurai is cashing in on the bugmen under the pretense of catering to fan requests. The only reason K.rool and Isabelle made it in over 3 new marth clones is because the FE series has begun to lose traction, with the last 3DS title barely cracking 150K world wide as I understand it.


You mean you don't like being banned for learning a character's ins and outs and having too many winning streaks?

>>620377 (checked)

Horror movies have been either bad remakes of the Exorcist, more killer dolls, and saw sequels for the past 15 years it feels like.

d5d857  No.621023


I don't bother with /v/ anymore because it's a corrupted shit hole (sjw-redditors and creepy perverts). I just use semi-decent gaming news channels while googling stuff (except the fgc stuff. the fgc and fighting games died to me). Here's a link about an incident involving Riot excluding men from a Pax event.


Yes, this actually happened at Pax. Yes, LoL is still on a decline because people are getting sick of Lol, Tencent, and Riot's bullshit.

d5d857  No.623515


Here's >>623511 to expand it into other stuff like Nu-Blizzard being in a shit storm with Diablo.

b7eb09  No.623546


>intentionally play a bad character

>get mad when you lose

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83e6ba  No.161837[Reply]

So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.

Some links




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f5c753  No.623234

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3e920e  No.623243

As much as I think this Barney Bunch spam is gay, I want to go back to when it was relevant. Things were better back then.

f5c753  No.623266

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Do not despair my good man, the internet will be fair and free again soon enough, once we turn it 169% gay. The Normie NPC heterosexual impotent run down establishment memes have no number on us.

f5c753  No.623279

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Check my swell digits if they end with a ==69==

cd6812  No.623491


fuck me i never thought of that

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79ce13  No.559999[Reply]

Previous thread >>511377

Quick summary on what makes Bob a /cow/.

Bob is a neckbeard that sees himself as part of the liberal elite when in reality he's a useful idiot.

He thinks anyone who doesn't share his views are morons that shouldn't be allowed to vote.

He considers the working class stupid and unnecessary in current year.

He thinks being right wring is the same thing as being evil.

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a65f3e  No.608995


Bob detects a coincidence!

47a922  No.609409


>blob opposed Bernie on the grounds the Bernie was being too generous to workers in middle America

I'm convinced that Bob's entire political ideology is based around "How can I get back at the blonde jocks who bullied me in highschool?"

b99802  No.609447


I guarantee you he was never once actually bullied. People who obsess over it never were.

e3990a  No.609983


Don't even think its that complex. More like "People Who Support Orange Man Bad!"

79ce13  No.623448

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The things that come out of Bob's mouth!

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cefc7b  No.482809[Reply]

>Treats his fans/supporters like shit

>Can't code for shit

>doesn't spend as much time on him game as claims to do (shown by his twitch streams)

>Sperged out in front of the creator of SkullGirls after he had given him criticism on a past game project

>Has made made multiple posts on both 8chan and 4chan jerking himself off about how "uncucked" his game is

there's a bunch more things that this man has done but I'd say his a pretty noteworthy lolcow

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e89823  No.621106

hammering my desk in laughter watching this new vid

ab214c  No.622342

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What a faggot. Spends 22 minutes crying about people who look into him and don't suck his dick, addresses zero points in detail, and follows up with a poll where the choices are between going back into his hugbox or wasting time shitting out an entire series of these boring videos.

675494  No.623052

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>there are people out there ganstalking me

Wtf I love ganstalkers now!

00424c  No.623357


Post lyrics and I might have a go at it tomorrow.

7ddf6c  No.623441


the lyrics are pinned in the comment section of the video

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6867ac  No.439344[Reply]

Last one hit the bump limit >>298119


Last thread we saw some info dredged up about Macks' old forum, CombustingHerpes, his past in the commentary community as PimpinFishtix, and got a glimpse into how pathetic his irl life really is.

Since then he's continuing to make self masturbatory cocks about Bitcoin and voice actors. A lot of drama's died down since nobody's cared enough to plagiarize him lately.













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1fe9c1  No.588600

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Even fucking Tupac sold out. For someone who thinks he's "with it" re:black people, he sure seems to be clueless about their hustle into making it big and "makin' paper." He can make 2 damn channels if he didn't want the anime redubs to spoil his "professional" repertoire.

Also weird thing, I remembered his channel back during the Arthur Dub days, I think he had a rant video concerning Trayvon or that one incident in Ferguson, and he had some edgy opinion in the matter, I wasn't sure if he was which side of the manner he was for, but he was condescending to social media sensation of the issue. Anyone else recall this? I feel like i didn't dream this up, because I've seen he's consistent with that the Ferguson/whatever other black city riot was a disgrace.

8f5f6e  No.598028


If you ask Macks, doing the stuff he's already doing IS selling out. He says he hates doing dubs and only does it for the money and that once he makes it in showbiz he'll stop. But we all know it's bullshit because if it was all about the money he could make more cash by pivoting into a tech/tutorial channel.

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Just when you thought mack couldn’t get any more scummier

2801fe  No.623361


Haha get it. I make random white recently dead people some how racist!

0d97d4  No.623398


>Something Wi–

SomethingAwful? Because that's how low he fucking sunk.


Stan Lee was a jew.

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eff719  No.622281[Reply]

dumbfuck posted some bullshit online memorial day and tracked to the USS alabama where it's loaded with hundreds or restaurants. he crossed florida state line which is what the mobile device tracker says so he is not far from state line…

bd222e  No.622330

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Enjoy getting your thread deleted, edward

5722b1  No.622355

Thanks OP, I saved the photo and will share it online and use it in his new ED article I'm working on.

5722b1  No.622357

Here's the archive link for this thread.


c51ab4  No.623346


Why do you hate Donald so much ed? I'm not criticizing you or anything, i am legitimately curious

8ca37c  No.623391


Rumor has it that while Eddie was never a porn star he did get a try out one upon a time. The studio he was auditioning for had to see that he'd be able to handle working with a guy in MMF scenes so in his audition he was partnered with none other than Donny Long aka Donald Carlos Seoane.

The both of them spent over an hour stalling and swearing that they wouldn't be able to get it up before being told that if they didn't do the scene they wouldn't get paid. So they not only did they both manage to get erections they were both rock solid and after they both blew their loads on some starlet`s face they were both still hard as fuck. They spent the next hour calling each other faggots and on that fateful afternoon their neverending game of "no ur a fag" began.

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