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8f6540  No.390723[Reply]


Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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5219f9  No.874007

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sounds gay, watch this instead.

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e6c617  No.125[Reply]

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bc7be9  No.873790

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update this

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26f16a  No.251757[Reply]

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.



Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison



David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A Davis


Clairetato Hartley


(Your name here)

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52f22b  No.869373

File: e3b6fea41f58118⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, femme4memes.png)


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2ed293  No.862538[Reply]

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.

He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.

The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ

More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

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7a0109  No.872670

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Picture 1: Jahans lies about his cart pushing job

Picture 2: Jahans continues his chat about internet piracy with the e-whores and declares, "I'm not discussing this anymore".

Pictures 3 and 4: Is Hannibal problematic?

Picture 5: Jahans @s porn stars tells them it's going to be exciting when porn is produced and directed by former porn stars

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Picture 1: If Jahans is following someone who has hurt you, be sure to let him know.

Picture 2: thirst

Pictures 3 - 5: Jahans responding to his main twitter squeeze. Keep in mind, Jahans regularly makes hug post, mostly aimed at @amznbbygrl

Other than that, he retweet more porn, talked about pokemon, and orbited more women. Oh, and Jahans also had an Easter meal with his family. The only detail given is that he was "exhausted" afterwards. He didn't even mention who was there.

2ed293  No.872945

File: c8d42ead018843e⋯.jpg (6.59 KB, 181x240, 181:240, unamused-jahans.jpg)


>write fan fiction about a tranny injecting shit, piss, blood, semen and vomit into people

>hand it to >her in person

>pls let me know if someone I follow has hurt you, i am a good ally transfrens

9595d6  No.873791


>>write fan fiction about a tranny injecting shit, piss, blood, semen and vomit into people

link me bro

e97d0a  No.873991

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4dd714  No.868449[Reply]

Melissa Bryan is an EPIC lolocow and drama queen who's been at this longer than a lot of you people have been alive! She spends all of her time trying to drum up business as a psychic medium but couldn't tell if she was on fire by the smell. She spends the rest of her time screeching about how de-stalkers are going after her. She's approaching her 100th podcast on Speaker where she has exactly four followers. I think she needs some love, don't you?

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3fd9a8  No.872304

Missy is coming to get us all. Be afraid!


31ca6b  No.873985

I remember this bimbo. Didn't she try to pass herself off as a native american to sell tee shirts?

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dc2f22  No.773507[Reply]

Regarding her Paypigs:

>You will notice how it's always the same people that donate. Luna (one of her mods) posted her earnings in the last thread.

>He shows that streaming as a girl, basically means to completly julay a very tiny minority of Freaks that are completly obsessed with her

But tick tock … how long will the paypigs support Thots? What will happen, once the money runs out?

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into jcaesar187's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)




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3dfc3f  No.872848

post nudes

503139  No.873328


fucking this

c9f5b4  No.873594

Imagine hiring the shittiest wannabe photographer to take shots of you and photoshop them to oblivion.

49c074  No.873809

File: 2627275ecd988b4⋯.png (596.8 KB, 1276x524, 319:131, LMAOOO.png)

>Ask nick why he went on a camwhores show

>Get blocked

I thought he was a tradishionalist?

620715  No.873935

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8ed2ce  No.873144[Reply]


found this mildly cringeworthy its a normalnigger and 2 other friends thinking they are "finding out" about chris by reading it on reddit. blowing up with gays.

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bb74f5  No.873787

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hes gay, hates me for having 2 gfs. seems to want to have kids in the server to groom them. very easily offended

bb74f5  No.873788

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cuckchanners too

36c05e  No.873798

File: 986869016020ee0⋯.png (48.59 KB, 989x281, 989:281, trannycuk.png)

tranny gonna report cuz im using the owners name since it offends him The Queen#8116 463411361020379137

have been talking about me non stop for the past 24 hours am muted too

owner is Sperg#4709 516803344543514644 and Smoky Chris#6516 540573990553387008

36c05e  No.873802

File: 1b58ee9aa553de4⋯.png (40.14 KB, 980x362, 490:181, hgfhgfhfhfgh.png)

havent said a word to them cuck shit

bb74f5  No.873830

File: c2a2a07bb82be7c⋯.png (63.35 KB, 1182x642, 197:107, 2 fucking hours.png)

2 hours later, still saying they dont care about me when im muted and havent said a word. holy shit

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6b0e3d  No.520743[Reply]

I found this guy amusing and the fact he looks at both full and half chan to post on twitter. He "hunts" down trolls and exposes them, so i figured I would use the impossibly hard tool of google. They banned me for doxing on half chan so i will post it here to keep it safe. I'm sure that faggot will learn about it and freakout. Hopefully CNN goes full damage control since they are the reason I even knew his name or where he was from.

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ca6b62  No.520981



He looks too lazy to workout. I bet he does steroids.

6b0e3d  No.521036

File: 70faebd9c0b2000⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1431882478134-1.png)


Muh russia

Muh internet trolls


I bet he doesn't.

That is a simply trick anybody that isn't really fat can do. Just cross your arms and flex slightly. It makes you look like you have more muscle since your hand is propping up your visible arm.

5cd094  No.521398


Did you archive the old twitter?

40ca2b  No.873761



I'm sure his wife's black son is very proud of him for spending all his time in his cuckshed hunting Russian trolls.

>that angle trying to make him look threatening


I find that picture way funnier then I should.

8f236b  No.873824


no greater dopamine rush then being the most liberal and tolerant person in the trailer park

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190c36  No.563097[Reply]

>HRT Pusher

>Underage trannies



Literally the cancer that ruined /r9k/ and /pol/

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b5ac50  No.861855


Woops, meant to reply to the OP

b5ac50  No.861869



>Just realized I've asked the question weeks ago.

Disregard, I suck cocks.

cf17fc  No.862081

File: e029e7cab8602ea⋯.png (3.88 KB, 196x67, 196:67, faggot.png)

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Aero's BFF is the owner of this Discord server.

d83454  No.868429


Animefags are marginally less fucked up than furfags: both of them inject their weirdness into everything around them instead of hiding it, then get confused and angry when they're told to stop.

Furfags just like their anime to have dog heads in it.

f78e78  No.873804


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143c71  No.866343[Reply]

Obviously the trap should be attractive like Sue Lightning with a long female penis but always tucked.

The goal of all this is to produce kompromat videos including bareback sex with trannies.

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143c71  No.872859


What a gorgeous woman <3


Female penis is the correct scientific designation, I am majoring in biology and I am a proud lesbian.


They look real to me, don't need to be rude shitlord.

206183  No.872871


just fuck off already tranny

143c71  No.872916

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5e69c1  No.873756


I wish this was real.

143c71  No.873803

File: a5cbb9c8335cfb0⋯.jpg (98.93 KB, 650x433, 650:433, photo.jpg)


Why would you want my private info? Are you some kind of stalker?

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718fe3  No.848434[Reply]

The last thread hit the limit so here's a new one. Right now, Null is laying low because he stepped over the line with the New Zealand government. The foxdicks are going bananas because Null sent a letter being an asshole to a police officer so they're going all "fuck the police". Null seems to have crashed into slumber and doesn't go to chat or post on his site.

It seems like he is losing control of the site and that the users know he is. I think that this is it for the farms.

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c7a622  No.872066


You just described pretty much every modern person on the planet retard.

0eccf5  No.872069


Here's your (You)

5cf8b4  No.872245


>Everyone is a bad person except me!

I'm sure people love you. I'm also sure you would never sell out your family for Internet authoritah.

c43ff8  No.872928

So, I have to ask, if Ninja Warrior was revealed to be a dude trying to catfish Null and groom children, who's next to fall from "grace"? Something tells me that we may see another person who was/is important get halal'd soon. So, I'm taking bets now. Who's next?

7a93d5  No.873776

Poor Candy. She shit his pants and did nothing to deserve her psycho spawn.

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defcd5  No.747251[Reply]

stop bully peoples you shit 8chan cow i alwayse hate 8chan cow and the peoples not a cow

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ac9486  No.872806


Butthurt faggot. Enjoy being retarded.

7eca45  No.872910

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Oh gawd.

cdad29  No.873762


How much money do you think her father has wasted on "art" supplies for her over her life? Seriously, she's like in her 30s and hasn't progressed past the skill level of a 6-year-old. If she spent half the time and autism she uses to masturbate over gay cartoon children she might actually be able to figure out basic human proportions.

417633  No.873772

File: f6dd9873674cf7d⋯.png (364.52 KB, 673x680, 673:680, vomoko.png)


Can you guess where that thing has been?

f8d747  No.873774


Aaaaand Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this farm he had a /cow/, E-I-E-I-O!

With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there,

Here a moo, there a moo,

Everywhere a moo-moo,

This /cow/ had a monobrow, E-I-E-I-O!

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641837  No.856547[Reply]

Our favorite originators of cringe.

Imagine trying to get into socialism ideology and you are instead forced to deal with autistic trannies and faggots that force you to suck a nigger dick and have sex with unconvincing traps for diversity, and if you refuse they call you a nazi.

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63f287  No.871176

Marxists in the 21st century are LARPers without exception.

Spoiled, mostly middle-class kids and manchildren who are bored out of their minds.

It's especially pathetic when they are from post-industrial welfare states in the West.

I can't belive that in the 21st century, the century of space travel and artificial A.I. we still have to talk about this dead ideology that was made for 19th century pesants.

Bunch of fat, lazy, spoiled pseudo-intellectuals who are ironically the useful idiots of neo-liberal capitalism.

df1d66  No.871194


>artificial A.I

48a851  No.872849


>space travel

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7032dc  No.873732



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ff383a  No.519305[Reply]

This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.

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20186a  No.519758

File: 3cc9bc1541be6b2⋯.gif (2.08 MB, 360x270, 4:3, 1447017406055.gif)




>Look at that shirt Hirtes wore 40 years ago, what a loser, yiff yiff!!!

f4db48  No.519784

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2e2ae5  No.520311

File: 80535c1b25cadca⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 320x418, 160:209, stupid3.jpg)



Photos with no date, no name of high school or year. No info of source whatsoever.


0499b7  No.873637


Old, but not a lot of people with that name. Plus, the whole response with ancient memes gives you away, Grandpa Incel.

6cb7b5  No.873705

Word on the street is that Woody Chan has negotiations right now with null to have his threads removed if he gets footage of hitters in his natural habitat of section 8 housing. Woody is strongly considering this due to being within driving distance of him and since hirtes was doxxxxxxxed last year when his email got hacked.

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a14edf  No.552053[Reply]

Apparently 4chan trolled famed Creepy Porn Lawyer Micheal Avenatti and now he is threatening to shut down 4chan. This looks like a great opportunity for some laughs.

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7b1c8e  No.562559


Why does that fag have a haircut like Dylan Roof?

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7b1c8e  No.564982


This isn't an attack you retard its you spamming your gay porn folder in an autistic attempt to prove you aren't a faggot.

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4faf8a  No.873567

Click 2 follow a real American patriot


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