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31b416  No.651071

>>625592 is autosaging so here we go with a video.

7fa816  No.651185

First post in hopes of Chris getting the real help he needs. Whatever it is at this point.


403810  No.651195

>>651071

It's interesting how he's actually begun to assimilate into internet culture rather than getting his entire worldview from E rated games, childrens TV and adult cartoons. I can't imagine him doing this in the classic chris days. Also jim better hurry up and do the barb video, stop wasting time poking your chopsticks in the yellow rice you faggot


04a096  No.651204

>>651185

>wanting the wild ride to end

Third post in hopes of the opposite


57e2ec  No.651213

>>651204

I hope your grandma's wild ride on my dick never ends #lolowned


c91782  No.651216

File: 14773d8196f37f3⋯.png (67.35 KB, 184x184, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 791968b9c3f218d⋯.png (360.16 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Archive of previous thread

http://archive.is/pEZFS

Thread ended in suggestions of running a #ThotAudit on Chris


fbceb6  No.652190

Dimensional merge when?


9a33c6  No.652203

The official Fanta twitter replied in a Chris thread, after everyone was laughing at them, it was deleted.

I'd have archived it but I was at work on my phone and couldn't bother. At least someone saved a screenshot.


9a33c6  No.652205

File: c68a61de8bab10c⋯.jpg (73 KB, 636x1009, 636:1009, fanta.jpg)

>>652203

Fucking hell I know I selected the image. Fix your site.


361e1a  No.652271

>>651185

That ship sailed a long time ago.


8e6054  No.652500

>>652205

Probably a bot. Any time Fanta is said they jump in and reply to it with a silly message.

>>651195

Nothing has changed with Chris's influences. They're the same as they have ever been. You're as retarded as he is if you think cartoons can be for adults.


9a33c6  No.652539

>>652500

>Probably a bot. Any time Fanta is said they jump in and reply to it with a silly message.

Not the brightest idea. It didn't take long until people started posting .gifs of Chris drinking his Fanta cum.


692b36  No.652704

>>651216

I'm fairly sure he's been reported to social security before and nothing came of it. That was different times though, so who knows. He is probably violating almost all of the rules SSI has in place.

> $2000 asset limit not including car/home

He's got more than that in legos alone, and yes, shit like that counts

> unreported income from Ebay/Etsy

If they knew about this, they would reduce his check

> his e-begging and general waste of funds

This one is a grey area, but he's supposed to be spending that money on bills, and if they knew he was blowing it on vidya and legos, it'd be reduced.


5a54a0  No.652991

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279054  No.653005

>>652704

>I'm fairly sure he's been reported to social security before

Yes, social security not the IRS

>He is probably violating almost all of the rules SSI has in place

But he's on SSDI, they don't have an asset limit


910bbf  No.653009

File: c7ee6855adf5e7c⋯.jpg (10.41 KB, 204x199, 204:199, where were going we wont n….jpg)

>>651071

Nice video.


5a54a0  No.653092

>>653005

>but…but…I have excuses

Chris has violated the earned income limits several months this year. He demonstrates he doesn't need disability, and he can earn money like every other person, or he can suck dicks like the gag he is.


9c0633  No.653197

>>652500

Of course, anon. Adults can only work themselves to death 8+ hours a day to pay taxes and buy alcohol after all. Leisure activities are for fags.


5a54a0  No.653303

>>653197

Who the fuck are you trying to impress?


403810  No.653319

File: eed9821d8795327⋯.png (24.83 KB, 482x525, 482:525, 1543143959431.png)

>>652500

>You're as retarded as he is if you think cartoons can be for adults.

So Bible Black is for kids?


9c0633  No.653374

File: c2ddacbca071198⋯.jpg (125.75 KB, 900x1113, 300:371, glasses.jpg)


b95962  No.653451

>>653319

Man-children, yeah


8c5482  No.653594

>>653319

Not kids more like fags.


18d5ac  No.654098

>>653092

>or he can suck dicks like the gag he is.

What is it with fags in this thread constantly wanting Chris to suck dick?


c5a7df  No.655977

>not having the hots for chris


2b5ab4  No.656050

File: 1dee070f68c2e76⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 96.15 KB, 1067x1147, 1067:1147, Kf9UrU7_1.png)

>>654098

No idea why


5a54a0  No.656090

>>654098

Chris is gay, like you.


31b416  No.657235

File: 1d4e9cd3c521684⋯.jpg (63.82 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 1d4e9cd3c521684e0c7294f751….jpg)

>>656050

Disgusting.


b29c66  No.657658

>>652205

Best PR move Fanta has ever made, official softdrink of lulz.


a04460  No.657857

>>654098

foxdicks


4bd249  No.658702

Anyone have a webm of the smashmouth merge?


2fcc9e  No.658937

>>658702

It’s the last thread


1fcf83  No.659850

Did you guys not see that he killed another cat? The tweet was like four days ago.


6484b1  No.659853

>>659850

Iirc he just confirmed one of his older ones was dead?


99ab06  No.660398

>>659853

What happened to that one?


31b416  No.660465

File: 428658685a5dfb3⋯.jpg (63.51 KB, 700x585, 140:117, YY3bftS.jpg)

According to the cwcki its been 3356 days since chris has applied to a job. Anyone wanna take bets how long he'll go? 4000? 5000? Surely in a few years he will indeed apply to a job out of desperation (not a job he would get mind, but would apply).


4bd249  No.660536

>>660398

It probably died.


dc610d  No.660990

>>660465

Chris will never get a job unless court ordered. Period. Even if he was forced as a stipulation of probation or the like he wouldn't be able to hold it down for longer than a few weeks.


4bd249  No.661682

>>660990

>weeks

What kind of fantasy is this?


18d5ac  No.661700

>>660465

Would you want to work another day in your life if you had a limitless trust fund in your imaginary magical fantasy world? Didn't think so.


392049  No.661732

File: d5ffce09dde3ea3⋯.png (80.54 KB, 575x514, 575:514, tara.png)

Chris continues his targeted harassment of Tara Strong.


e344be  No.661741

>>661700

I would, honestly. Keeps people from trying to hit me up for money if they think I'm an Average Joe.


77d6e6  No.661857

>>661732

Calling it now. Chris-Chan will ether try to grope Tara strong at a con or attempt to rape her.


410002  No.661902

So what ever happened with the merge? Did he explain why it didn't happen or is he just ignoring it?


392049  No.661980

File: c6d3eb1081d16f3⋯.png (411.51 KB, 577x714, 577:714, cereal.png)

Chris posted 3 new videos, 1 about the weather and 2 about cereal.

Maybe someone wants to download them for.. the sake of archival? I'm sure any and all footage is going to be of some relevance in order to show his descent into madness once someone makes another documentary on him, after the tragic murder suicide he'll commit or when he gets gunned down after visiting one of his victims IRL.

Is there a decent program or trick to grabbing Twitter videos? I don't really trust any of the search results, seems like an easy normalfag trap to put something malicious into such an often looked for program.


31b416  No.662026

File: 32a180b4b61bc8e⋯.jpg (25.04 KB, 540x540, 1:1, pkdXKXP.jpg)

>>661732

>>661857

Nah, just talk to her. And security will go apeshit on chris. he'll get kicked out and get home to find out he's being sued by her and planet dolan. or at least face charges from her.

>>661980

i dont think chris is dumb enough to visit an armed megan. but i could definitely see him getting tazed (his victim is likely to be female and have a taser) and then have a heart attack. then die. i think being zapped to the extreme to the grave would be a fitting end to chris.


392049  No.662044

>>662026

>i think being zapped to the extreme to the grave would be a fitting end to chris.

That would be a fine way for him to go but not until we get some closure on "The Merge" arc. It has the potential to turn into a schizophrenic sperg-out of rarely seen proportions.


392049  No.662049

File: f82408e583155f9⋯.png (472.27 KB, 884x913, 884:913, harmony.png)

Is this someone pulling a gay-op on Chris? That bio just feels too perfectly tailored towards him.

Saw the account because Chris retweeted some drawing


31b416  No.662063

>>662044

Oh definitely agreed with you there. Rather a fitting end to such an episode. Preferably at the hands of one of his galpals.


ee966c  No.662091

>>661902

I suppose he'll retcon it. He can never admit his sonichu lore is ever wrong, he just finds a way to forcefit it into newer lore


8a16c1  No.662096

>>662049

Probs. I can only imagine the number of simultaneous shit-teir opps that have been attempted over the years.


5796d0  No.662214

>>661902

Chris said end of the year, there's still time


9c0633  No.662524

>>661732

Tara WEAK deserves everything bad and more.

>>661980

You more or less need to screenrecord anymore. Twatterniggers changed shit up so the mobile.twitter.com variant doesn't use the browser-native video embed anymore, so you can't just turn it to the mobile version, start playing, and do the right click->save as method.


02c43a  No.662954

>>661980

>>662524

youtube-dl is your friend


3495c2  No.662992

>>651071

That Silence of the Lambs reference. Nice.

BRB, gotta watch that fucking movie again


1187a9  No.663214

>>662214

He's not going to kill Megan in time.


b06783  No.663224

>>663214

Not if Megan kills him first.


f3a010  No.663305

File: 92f970d0dcb63d0⋯.png (72.06 KB, 699x589, 699:589, get kiked.png)

<Remembered this post from last thread

>>648739

>You can go to someone's wishlist and say you purchased it else where for them and it will mark it bought.

Heh.


5a54a0  No.663495

>>663305

Who knew a retarded autist could be as self-absorbed and materialistic as the majority of the rest of the shitty world?


aa129d  No.663538

File: 1e8505c282ec641⋯.png (61.09 KB, 935x294, 935:294, 662A73CA-FC62-463A-8EAB-7E….png)

>>663305

You don’t know the half of it. Look at this faggotry.

https://t.co/u9tGML2vyU


5a54a0  No.663787

>>663538

He was a jew this whole time.


3d3e7a  No.664002

File: 46794aef25c4f1a⋯.jpg (290.28 KB, 1016x1680, 127:210, 1.jpg)

File: 55ea2889b9c1eef⋯.jpg (331.06 KB, 1052x1704, 263:426, 2.jpg)

File: becaa2ea799689e⋯.jpg (329.83 KB, 1040x1700, 52:85, 3.jpg)

Was bored, so used a burner number and texted chris, guess what he fucking replied. So using the ways of talking to a 5 year old, manage to get some dumb shit about the merge and why he needs new toys. kinda surprised he actually responded, chris must be fucking lonely out of his mind


5a54a0  No.664042

>>664002

Hey Chris. It would be nice if I had a 55 foot yacht and free gasoline for the rest of my life, but it's not going to happen, and it's wrong to depend on others to provide that for me.

Dude is a loser because he wants to be.


31b416  No.664099

>>663538

>>663305

There he goes again.

Even after all these years sometimes I just want to beat the shit out of CWC.


0ca5d4  No.664113

File: 20318b7ea99a6f0⋯.png (33.84 KB, 715x157, 715:157, transformer.png)

>>663538

His new list also had a PS4, Xbone, some games and transformer figures.


31b416  No.664123

>>664113

The eternal child CWC. I havent really pined for anything material for years and years. Getting older has that benefit.


5a54a0  No.664133

Is it possible to buy the shit, open the box, break it, and then send it to him?


0ca5d4  No.664137

>>664133

>Is it possible to waste money

..I guess?


5a54a0  No.664150

>>664137

>waste money

<for sweet julay

It doesn't matter. I only need to make sure he can't return it, like have some pieces missing, or cover it with cow manure or something.


b2be7c  No.664220

>>664150

What, do you think he'll flip out, hit record on his PS4 cam and start screaming about his shitty gift?

I mean, someone sent horse shit to him once, and he only mentioned it in passing like years later.


8e6054  No.664250

>>664002

Why does Christ need to replace 2 game consoles? They're pretty hard to break/


1187a9  No.664831

>>663224

That could make a fantasic movie.


1187a9  No.664850

>>664133

Why not just send him shit in a box?


5a54a0  No.665083

>>664220

>(1)

>shit spacing

You don't belong here.

>>664850

Something about sending biohazard material doesn't seem legal without proper licenses.

Plus, I want to really squeeze the lemon juice into the wound by showing him something he wants that is completely destroyed and worthless.


28a89e  No.665126

>>665083

I mean it's your money, but personally I wouldn't feel an emotional payoff without witnessing his reaction and he may very likely not mention it at all like the other anon suggested.

And can you really get prosecuted for sending faeces in the mail? Simply don't add a return address. It's not like the cops are going to run DNA tests to catch someone sending literal shit to some unimportant autist.


5a54a0  No.665195

>>665126

>but personally I wouldn't feel an emotional payoff without witnessing his reaction

I agree.

>he may very likely not mention it at all like the other anon suggested

Then we need to set up an anon close to his house and coordinate with the delivery of the item according to the tracking.

Once we see that Chris gets it, have anon run up and capture his reaction.

Maybe wearing a giant pickle suit.

I will even spring for that.

>And can you really get prosecuted for sending faeces in the mail?

Yes.

>It's not like the cops are going to run DNA tests to catch someone sending literal shit to some unimportant autist.

It's a federal crime. They don't care. They will run fingerprints and DNA on that sucker quick.


28a89e  No.665217

>>665195

>Then we need to set up an anon close to his house and coordinate with the delivery of the item according to the tracking.

>Once we see that Chris gets it, have anon run up and capture his reaction.

>Maybe wearing a giant pickle suit.

>I will even spring for that.

I'm all for it theoretically speaking but I fear the money and time investment is a bit high compared to the chance of witnessing his reaction. Though I wish you all the best in your endeavours, I'm a Eurofag so can't really partake in any physical or mail-trolling.

>It's a federal crime. They don't care. They will run fingerprints and DNA on that sucker quick.

Get a new box you've never been near, wear gloves when stealing or buying it. Put fresh animal shit in it or pay a hobo $5 to defecate in it.

Wear gloves when packaging and posting it. It's cheaper than a Switch. Speaking of cheaper than a Switch, if you're sending him a destroyed item, go for a Transformer rather than a console. He really seemed to have a hardon for those and they're much cheaper.


5a54a0  No.665234

>>665217

>go for a Transformer

>He really seemed to have a hardon for those

Chris is really disgusting. I just want him to have his hopes lifted and then their wings ripped off so they hurdle back to reality.

>sending broken item

I don't want him to be able to return it. I guess I can cut off the UPC label? But I think the sight of receiving something desired yet not earned and then losing it all in an instant will really hurt him.

There is no way he won't tweet about it, especially if he tweeted so much about his wishlist, even to Amazon.

Chris is self-absorbed and is defined by material things. That is something easily julayed.


28a89e  No.665286

>>665234

I don't know how return policies work in the US, but wont he be unable to get a replacement or his (your) money back unless he possesses some type of 'proof of purchase' like a receipt? While it wouldn't hurt to remove the UPC label, I don't think it matters?


5a54a0  No.665290

>>665286

Some places, like Wal-Mart, have very aggressive return policies that allow people to return items without receipts but they can only get store credit.

I figure, without the UPC, he won't be able to return it anywhere.


28a89e  No.665291

>>665286

Also even with a receipt I think many stores would decline the return of an item that has been severely brutalized with a hammer as opposed to some minor malfunction/production error.


5a54a0  No.665295

>>665291

>I think many stores would decline the return of an item that has been severely brutalized with a hammer

This is what I am hoping for, but I don't want him to be able to say it was "damaged in shipping".


dd9bba  No.665652

>>665295

Break it with a hammer, light it on fire, then spray paint the fucker.


2aa68f  No.665820

File: 66e91fc237625fd⋯.png (108.97 KB, 612x972, 17:27, screwattack.png)

Never a dull moment with Chris.


97f43d  No.665834

File: 13701c0d8436b67⋯.jpg (106 KB, 700x497, 100:71, emp_map_graphic.jpg)

How long would Chris survive following a nationwide EMP?


9c0633  No.666026

>>665234

>>665083

>muh spacing

>(1) posting on /cow/ of all places

>chris is really dithguthting ehhhhhhhhhh

Go back to tumblr, queerbag. Jesus. You're striking me very hard as the type of fag that's angry with this retard and want to see him hurt because he said something bad about fags and niggers before.


c08204  No.666064

>>665820

Imagine handling the ScrewAttack twitter account and waking up to this notification.


5a54a0  No.666154

>>666026

Fucking leave.

No one cares about Chris here.

We only want to see the julay.

Eat shit.


116c5a  No.666521

File: 8a8e9475b1a5d83⋯.png (10.2 KB, 553x533, 553:533, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ad1043e8121df54⋯.png (3.63 KB, 270x210, 9:7, Buzzed Out.png)

>thumbnail

Chris' already looking like a LISA character.


116c5a  No.666524

>>652500

Not all animation is cartoons, anon.


1187a9  No.666874

>>666026

What the fuck is this shit?

Chris is a documented asshole. Only a faggot would like an asshole.


0275c1  No.667003

>>665820

Have Mario win.


9c0633  No.667057

>>666874

>hurr durr

2 INT brainlet spotted. This is /cow/, a place to laugh at lolcows, not moralize over dumb shit.


1187a9  No.667075

>>667057

Yes, that was my point though.


18d5ac  No.668124

>>665820

Is Screw Attack still doing the Death Battle shit? I remember watching years ago one episode with Goomba VS Koopa and I thought it was a neat one-off parody of those stupid versus TV shows. But to think they have been riding that stupid gimmick for so long is pure autism.


410002  No.668260

>>665820

>he thinks he's going to go to war with an anime girl if some youtube video doesn't get changed


b15834  No.668739

>>662524

A thousand times this because she's a sjw ass-hole. Tara's rumored to have rape fantasies, but I think it's safe to say she'd rather get raped by Brad Pitt than an autistic tranny.


5a54a0  No.668748

>>668739

>>668739

>but I think it's safe to say she'd rather get raped by Brad Pitt

Not really rape then, is it?


d22438  No.669323

>>666026

Do you have brain damage?

>b-bleas don't bully retard

>go to tumblr for wanting to fuck with a retard

Smells like projection


318c18  No.669365

File: 39bc3c339761de4⋯.mp4 (659.4 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 47498338_204467730488675_7….mp4)

>Its Sonic Blue arms again

>And now its in an ugly & realistic style, for maximun damage to any autistic and also normal brain

OH BOY OH BOY. Any reaction of Chris about this already?


113d9b  No.669501

>>669365

Imagine

>Blue armed Sonic in theaters across the country

>Pmurt wins reelection

>Barbara dies

>?

What the fuck is going to happen to him?


f894cf  No.669525

>>669501

>prison saga

>homeless saga

>asylum saga

>the extremely rare chance of getting his shit together saga

That's pretty much it for him


279054  No.669576

>>669525

Why does everything have to be a saga? This ain't Dragon Ball motherfucker


34ad86  No.669581

>>669365

OH NO NO NO NO


34ad86  No.669582

>>669365

someone tweet it at him


459ba5  No.669714

>>668124

Do you know how many views they get from autistic manchildren arguing 24/7 about how their dad can beat your dad?


2c74d0  No.669781

>>662091

I suppose it's not unlike how the Koran was written.


2c74d0  No.669784

>>669576

It kinda is


89db66  No.669841

File: 3c20fd0b2677431⋯.jpg (28.95 KB, 367x500, 367:500, Your face.jpg)

>>669365

>From the producers of FnF


67a1c9  No.670148

>>664002

>kinda surprised he actually responded, chris must be fucking lonely out of his mind

Idea Guy took his money and fried his mind yet Chris hadn't had that much excitement or interaction with people in years.


b4e2f4  No.670229

>>669365

OH GOD WHY


cf1e81  No.670512

I think its a distinct possibility that Chris might not even care about the Sonic movie as he doesn't believe that it will come out before the Merge.


410002  No.670533

>>669365

>from the producer of the fast and the furious

Okay this can't fucking be real. Which one of you faggots made this?


cf1e81  No.670545

File: 1515da29714e7d9⋯.jpg (178.15 KB, 1490x838, 745:419, DuEyWadVYAANFH5.jpg)

>>670533

I know it sounds like a massive shitpost tailored for Chris but as I live and breathe, its real.

Maybe he's right, maybe we are approaching a merge if this shit is now commonplace.


410002  No.670629

>>670545

>its real

I still have my doubts, but even if it isn't I have an idea. If someone that isn't complete shit with photoshop wants to shop the official poster into a sonichu one and then congratulate Chris on twitter about getting his widely beloved franchise made into a movie I think the reaction to that might be neat.


cf1e81  No.670674

File: aef101aa0640d35⋯.png (5 MB, 1687x2500, 1687:2500, sonic-movie-poster-high-re….png)

>>670629

Shat this out quickly, surely there's no way he'd actually fall for this, right?

… Right?


cf1e81  No.670678

File: aef101aa0640d35⋯.png (5 MB, 1687x2500, 1687:2500, sonic-movie-poster-high-re….png)

Fixed the shadowing a bit.


5a54a0  No.670679

>>670674

That's pretty good.

Why doesn't it say Sonichu tho?


cf1e81  No.670682

File: 21d12044709b238⋯.png (4.99 MB, 1687x2500, 1687:2500, sonic-movie-poster-high-re….png)

>>670679

More believeable. I'm assuming he already knows there's a sonic movie out, seems like it'd make more sense for Sonichu to be a supporting character in the Sonic movie instead of its own character. But why the fuck am I applying logic tbh.

Also I don't have the sonic font and I'm lazy as shit.

I fucked up with the last image, here's the basic shadow fix. Was tempted to shop in the tail from detective pikachu but couldn't get the levels right. Maybe someone more autistic than myself with ps can figure it out.


5a54a0  No.670688

>>670682

>More believeable

>But why the fuck am I applying logic tbh

I guess whoever tweets can tell him

>Sonichu to be a supporting character in the Sonic movie

which makes sense, at least to me.

>Was tempted to shop in the tail from detective pikachu but couldn't get the levels right.

It looks good to me as is. I am surprised how fast you were able to take the concept and produce the work.

I would really like to see some julay out of this old lolcow.

Hopefully it won't be sour.


ed350e  No.670691

I'm planning to get a burner phone just to call Chris after new year and ask for objective proof of the Merge


5a54a0  No.670715


aa0605  No.670732

Forgive me for ignorance, I've been away from the internet for months, but why does the CWCki no longer show Chris updates?


89db66  No.670735

>>670682

Lower the brightness

I can see all the artifacts in the thumbnail


77d6e6  No.670746

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Chris-Chan gonna go full Randy stair by killing someone over the live action sonic movie? Is Chris-Chan running a cult?


5368b0  No.670763

>>670732

You are forgiven. I believe I read it was due to lack of contributors. It a good resource for beginners but that is all.

>>670746

This is a ligit option now. The merge will fail, barb will sunset, Chris will be evicted. All he will have is war against those BLUE ARMS


1e47d2  No.670772

File: 20ef51307ef4bc4⋯.jpg (141.19 KB, 756x572, 189:143, 20ef51307ef4bc445058a2f5e2….jpg)

>>670763

>Implying the merge will fail

>Not having your OC ready

Non-believers going to get wrecked


1187a9  No.670802

>>670763

>All he will have is war against those BLUE ARMS

Only the man in the pickle suit can save us.


7a2b48  No.671167

>>670802

How many Chris memes do you think are going to be in that movie? Someone on the crew MUST know about him. I'm thinking 2 to 3.


5a54a0  No.671186

>>670746

>15 minutes

tl;dw

What's the summary here?


1187a9  No.671213

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>671167

It's around 3:50.

He's gotta be SEGA's boogeyman.


cf1e81  No.671245

File: f37b2f55fe12575⋯.jpg (80.46 KB, 587x779, 587:779, Capture333.JPG)

Chris has been an eldritch being this entire time, seeing beyond the veil that we cannot penetrate. He's the herald of an outter god at this point boys.


5a54a0  No.671289

>>671213

>Sonichu?

<No.

kek.


1187a9  No.671304

>>671289

I've seen another Sega dude laughing about arm colour but I can't find it.


c4aae6  No.671309

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

If Chris gets $500 in donations he will release a full video house tour 2.0

https://archive.fo/x9iHp


1187a9  No.671364

>>671309

Totally worth it, let him continue on the path to become a cam whore.


17c2e9  No.671370

>>669365

Why does it look like a midget in a werewolf costume?


1187a9  No.671403

>>671370

Maybe it is.


67a1c9  No.671459

File: 808f0b1d1d2958f⋯.jpg (130.77 KB, 1208x678, 604:339, cwc.jpg)

>>670746

Lookin' good hun. I guess Chris got jealous of all the attention Barb was getting for looking like she's on death's door.


67a1c9  No.671477

File: e8b5b317ac81424⋯.jpg (141.11 KB, 1207x679, 1207:679, mental-pain.jpg)

>>671186

He stumbles over his words and then at 2:00 claims he gets headaches from the psychic connections he's having.

2:30 he says he's half Sonichu and will be able to transform into Sonichu for real soon.

3:00 he says he's absorbed "The Spiral" referring to the Sega Dreamcast logo.

3:12 he hocks up a loogie and explains that Destiny and Power are inside of him.

It gets even more loopy from there. if you've ever visited the "Gang Stalking" thread here, all of this insane babble is familiar to you. I wonder if he's able to hold in even 10% of his power level with the public anymore because this is straight up crazy guy in the gutter sort of shit.


5a54a0  No.671505

>>671477

>2:30 he says he's half Sonichu and will be able to transform into Sonichu for real soon.

Suicide?

https://www.spectrumnews.org/features/deep-dive/hidden-danger-suicide-autism/

>3:12 he hocks up a loogie and explains that Destiny and Power are inside of him.

That's power all right.

>hold in even 10% of his power level

If he is holding back from dressing around like that in public, I don't want to see what he'd really be like.


488029  No.671520

File: aaa5bc0c2e35ff0⋯.jpg (500.26 KB, 1008x1620, 28:45, LISAthePainful.jpg)

>>666521

I'm surprised that I've never made this connection before, it's spot on.


1187a9  No.671522

>>670746

Fucking hell, he's really gonna try to kill / kidnap Megan.


1187a9  No.671529

File: 4a372fa3547b5ba⋯.jpg (58.94 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 1526585774004.jpg)

>>671505

>Suicide?

I got that too.

Something bad is coming.


6d8e9c  No.671586

>>671477

>he says he's absorbed "The Spiral" referring to the Sega Dreamcast logo

This is too fucking insane for my taste, Nukkake tier shiet.


5a54a0  No.671775

>>671529

Maybe he will finally take his van over the center median and crash into a family of 5 killing all of them plus the family dog and cat?

He has ran over Michael Snyder twice, plus wheeled his mother into running Snyder over, which she got a felony on her record from.


279054  No.672074

>>651185

At this point that would be a bullet


1ccde9  No.672114

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1072900174521847808 you don't understand you guise he got hacked!


31b416  No.672137

>>670746

Showing this video to anyone that isnt a raging SJW and they'll same thing: this man is insane

>>671868

>>671869

what the fuck


ad04a7  No.672142

File: 9ed3f28b92ba864⋯.jpg (67.31 KB, 640x640, 1:1, hiker.jpg)

>>671868

>>671869

>>672137

>Aaron is on /cow/ now

Just wait until he starts spamming Mark porn.


5a54a0  No.672259

>>671868

>>671869

Chris chan is a homosexual.

He wears fucking shitty clothes.

He does gay shit like get his taint pierced and make jerk off videos.

He is sick and what makes him worse is that he won't help himself while demanding everyone else give him their time and money so he can have his toys.

Fuck Chris chan.

And fuck you too you pussy bitch bfbc87.

You can't use a consistent ID?

Too scary for you?

You nameless fuck.

Go somewhere else to make apologies and excuses for Chris chan.

Fuck him and you, his horse that he rode in on.

>>672137

>what the fuck

Some bent dick cock sucker trying to get a rise out of anyone in the thread.

Probably from that gay chris chan web forum.


67a1c9  No.672284

File: a964bf457957328⋯.mp4 (1.53 MB, 404x720, 101:180, r2GsExBagGlhOVk2.mp4)

>>672114

Anyone have the other videos? There was one of Barb dancing and one of Chris apologizing for something.


3457f7  No.672398

I want to see the one where he punches Barb. All those hoarded foxdick cocks is getting leaked.


b815b9  No.672405

>>672259

>>672284

>>672398

Fuck foxdickFarms and all, but the one thing they got right is that you, Michael Jay Hirtes, are a dingleberry on the nasty dry shit-caked ass that is the Chris fandom.


77d6e6  No.672436

>>671477

John Holmes or Randy Stairs?


488029  No.672497

File: 1a56217480f64c4⋯.webm (513.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sanik.webm)


1f2890  No.672595

File: ac9ed3a33448a2c⋯.png (190.7 KB, 1566x492, 261:82, DF5E9A55-069D-4A29-933A-19….png)

>>672436

>John Holmes

I’m going to assume you mean Sargon Holmes. John Holmes is someone else entirely.


5a54a0  No.672625

>>672405

Keep changing your ID faggot.


279054  No.672760

>>672595

>Sargon Holmes


e68ea2  No.672784

File: 4dcc5f54eeac6fe⋯.jpg (493.77 KB, 1500x1068, 125:89, Uzumaki01.jpg)

>>671477

>he says he's absorbed "The Spiral" referring to the Sega Dreamcast logo.

>>672595

>>672760

I take it this is another gay ass wordfilter courtesy of the jannies


8de0a2  No.672810

File: 4699fc8ac1cdb6e⋯.mp4 (8.97 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Foster The People - Randy ….mp4)

>>672436

Randy shit his pants and did nothing wrong except being a ghost cartoon tranny.


77830e  No.672893

it's not autism anymore it's full blown psychosis.


e4436d  No.672929

>>672810

>shit his pants and did nothing wrong

he took like 50 shots to kill 2 people

with a shotgun

the man never did anything right tbh


9f0e39  No.672930

>>672893

Call it bullshit but I am start to think that Ch ris was never autistic to start with, when he was young he was schizotypal, and now he may have some form of disorganized schizophrenia, not all schizos hallucinate but all have delusions.

AFAIK autist can have very weird beliefs due to isolation but they are not delusional, arent they? I am not a shrink anyway, but I have browsed way to much tumblr searching for special snowflakes and femcels to mi lk.


b2be7c  No.672993

>>672284

Check the KF thread about the slapping video. The apology video is linked in the OP and the Barb video a few posts down.


67a1c9  No.672994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>672930

His obsessive fixation on the moment in 2000 when he "invented" Sonichu is pure autistic fixation.


67a1c9  No.673014

File: 24e3f24ac1594c5⋯.mp4 (2.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, eSzM7ZGV2azgFLW0.mp4)

File: fe042813451ab52⋯.mp4 (409.04 KB, 404x720, 101:180, gFU9vvho3QxFEVnN.mp4)

>>672993

Thanks.


061c59  No.673026

>>673014

he is such a fucking fake.


9f0e39  No.673037

>>672994

>uploaded 11 hours ago

The fuck, is this 2005?


e4436d  No.673041

>>673026

one cannot pretend to be this retarded anon


5a54a0  No.673092

>>673014

Chris is a bad person.

He needs to be reminded of it everyday.


b95962  No.673103

>>670746

I've never seen him look this tired. Has he complained about these headaches before? Do you think something's physically wrong with his head?


c5322d  No.673110

>>673103

This is probably way out in left field, but, what if Chris has a brain tumor? Would explain the headaches and the erratic behavior recently.


e68ea2  No.673114

>>672893

>>672930

Chris always believed Sonichu was real. He's not schizo.


b95962  No.673115

>>673110

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to suggest it as it seemed too extreme or ridiculous. But, he has been acting pretty fucking crazy lately, even for Chris.


e4436d  No.673122

>>673103

hes a late 30something year old man

a late 30 something who is taking female hormones and living with his mother. he has never worked, likely eats like a 12yo, and shits around playing console games all day. his financial troubles have increased exponentially, and while this was something he used to ignore, its coming to a head very rapidly. im sure the fact that he may be homeless soon is not entirely lost to him in fact im almost certain this is why the merge fantasy was constructed

some people look tired because they actually are

others, like chris, are tired simply because the act of living their life itself is tiring.

this kind of spiritual fatigue is cumulative

>>673110

if youre talking like some sort of tumor growing and causing some sort of internal brain injury, id expect if this was the case that we would see a much more dramatic shift in his underlying personality. there certainly is a shift, but its more like an additional bit of crazy atop all the rest, with his initial personality still intact. in cases where traumatic brain injury leads to what youre suggesting, its more often like the original personality is completely overwritten. its usually marked by a sharp increase in aggressive behavior and really rapid mood swings

im not writing it off completely till we see the autopsy, but im also more inclined to say that what were witnessing is an evolution of chris escapist tendencies.

>t.armchair neuroscientist


c5322d  No.673137

>>673122

Good thing Chris didn't play football otherwise I'd have to wonder about CTE too.


67a1c9  No.673144

File: a48b8e8ade7b264⋯.mp4 (7.7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Masturbation and police he….mp4)

>>673114

That sentence looks funny, but I think I know what you mean. Same thought:

>>673122

He's always believed crazy shit like this (like that Sonichu & CWCville were real and the portal was in his bedroom), but now it's exponentially more intense. It's like believing in angels and then giving them names and then talking to them and then describing how they're about to declare war on earth and what we can do to prepare. The core belief is the same but the intensity has ramped up tremendously.


5df322  No.673165

File: c46a7d28c3bdf4e⋯.jpg (8.74 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1501896015299.jpg)


3b6e0d  No.673869

Do we know if chris is even aware of the return of the blue armed bandit?


6e1894  No.673913

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4e2a54  No.673945

>>673913

I remember thinking he came off as normal when I saw this video 10+ years ago in high school. I thought the whole thing was an elaborate troll and that this was proof. Glad my autism is in remission now.


6e1894  No.673962

>>672930

Also, if it's an elaborate troll then please explain all his art.


380e5b  No.673972

>>673913

I miss Carlos Chantor.


5a54a0  No.674041

File: cc2c1a1b32567b4⋯.png (163.63 KB, 409x325, 409:325, hmmm-1519102945722.png)

>>673945

>thought he was normal

<Coming to you live from CWCville today

Huh?


115b34  No.674121

File: 067fdf82e2c70ae⋯.jpg (646.52 KB, 811x1584, 811:1584, 1544760251241.jpg)

>>673869

I think after the merge fizzels out he will focuse on it. Especially if he is made to think the movie is holding the merger back.


6e1894  No.674823

>>674041

Plently of stupid fucking cunts gravitate towards Chris-Chan, I think it pads their ego.


16dbbe  No.674834

>>674823

And they always have. A-Log said the same shit whenever he powerlevelled about his own life. He'd always end his bit of autistic underachievement by saying "At least I'm not Chris-chan!".

Hell, that's what A-Logging originally meant. Not so much "RARRRRGHHH! CHRIS SHOULD DIEEEEE!" but spergs with zero to little self-awareness whose life was shit enough they felt the need to say they are better than Chris.




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