This is the cyclical thread for all bitching, suffering, autism, etc. Go wild.
Just leave it alone at this point. Everyone already hates him, and you're clearly not going to convince him so you're not changing anything.
Namefags as Touhou's:
Jackie: Yuuka Kazami
Giga Nigger: Yukari Yakumo
IAF. Kanako Yasaka
Red: Parsee Mizuhashi
Intoner: Flandre Scarlet
Mactator: Medicine Melancholy
Karasawa: Kaguya Houreisan
Yvette: Patchouli Knowledge
>not consensual ryona
Where the fuck are my Tekken, KOF, and Guilty Gear girls?
Wanting validation from strangers is one thing. Completely tossing aside the shit you get from friends is an entirely different beast. I've had my fair fucking share of autistic meltdowns over the years and God knows I'm still reeling emotionally from some of them; but I also realize it's my own fault in one way or another in the end and having a friend close by with me to just shoot the shit and offer me comfort means infinitely more than telling the latest story to an acquaintance or a stranger. Even if the latter serves as a reminder for myself and helps me calm down my anxiety some by not just bottling it up over and over again.
I gave up on that about a month and a half ago.
Your faulty, emotional arguments are also seeking validation from randoms on a text-fuck forum so I find this really ironic.
Ryona was like the first scene I did with her, we played two girls beating the shit out of each other and slowly seguing into heated makeouts. I play Momiji as a superhuman so she can get thrown through walls or have her head hit with a metal bat or whatever
I know you did, but I'm saying just posting about it at all is wasting your time.
The only thing I want from you fucks is genuine writing criticism.
What are you basing this on?
And if he got that feeling from his friends in a satisfactory way he wouldn't have been shitting here for 4 months straight, constantly whining about 'muh 10 year relationship' and wanting people to turn on Red. We're not talking about how you do things.
Which 2hu is Atom?
I am a better writer than any of you.
I do not need any validation for I know this to be true. I am merely stating fact.
I thought Mac left?
What if I told you I was better than you?
So after reviewing the provided records, I hereby announce that the title of Highest Power Level on F-List is now vacant.
I nominate MiA! His posts are gross and horrible and as sexy as fucking an anatomy book!
make sure they provide records before you crown them
Red didn't have to.
Iunno, are any of the namefags good at writing?
I get unreasonably angry when someone bitches that the porn they were looking at was 'ruined' by a fat/ugly guy. Motherfucker first of all try to figure out what 'tags' are, and secondly is there not enough shit out there for your normie tastes? EVERYTHING has to be 'Generic anime protag guy fucks hot girl'?
we can learn from our mistakes
Canon personality and my gut feeling. As an example, Yvette is Patche because I think Patche has the fattest ass, while IAF is Parsee because she is capable of manipulating envy. Maybe Parsee would fit Red better, now that I think about it…. Kanako Yasaka for IAF then.
I don't know him, if you give me a quick rundown I could maybe type him.
Very cool brazilian who likes funky music and very old games that he plays on an emulator because he hates triple A shit
Here are my logs! I hope you like them!
What about Allonso, Ainmire, Khloe/Bullsparkle and MiAnon?
>likes funky music
Didn't Domino ban him for no reason
We've yet to see if MiAfag stays gone. They just... Disappeared, without an announcement or a drama, which is nice.
But this is almost definitely MiAnon, this is the bullshit he was always getting called out for.
Nobody seems to know how he fucking writes and it drives me up the wall.
How about Mac? He's as weird as Banned, MiA and Red plus it keeps the three letter theme going.
I can't recall if I've ever seen samples of his writing but I've heard people say he's creative and pretty good. But he doesn't post here anymore so he's disqualified.
I'd be interested in hearing about what Mac's writing is actually like, yeah. And we know his sluts come around here.
>But this is almost definitely MiAnon
Detective anony wrong as usual.
Mac as in mactator?
Go into the Palace of Sin, he does public stuff there occasioanlly with Saya
Psst…check Conversion’s guestbook…
And I don’t mean the therapist by the way
If Red posts again, maybe we could ask her? They've probably done something at some point
Time to race to glory!
Bad end as fuck. Multipara stuff, raped a Scathach and some kinda superhero named Saya Bellum in a threesome. I don't remember all of it but it was pretty bloody. As far as terminology, sentence structure and para breaks go, it was good stuff! Bad end stuff is too much of a mood thing for me so I didn't pay as much attention as I should've, but I did respect them for putting on a good show.
So, you think you’ve got what it takes, huh? C’mon kid, show me what you’ve got. I want you to cockslap me as hard as you can. Not half as hard, not almost as hard, none of that. As hard. As. You. Can.
Fuck off Lewd Cell
What's goin' on big guy? That's my cock you just slapped. I watched you do it with my own two feet.
Don't make me prove that Eirin Yagokoro or Kanako have the fattest asses of them all.
>resting bitch face even during paizuri
This is the good shit.
unironically kill yourself
AHHHHHHH KANNA SIT ON DADDY'S BIG HORSE FACE WITH YOUR FAT ASS
Are you that bbc horse anthro that just shouts all the time? If so fuck off.
So I have good news for that anon who was thirsting over that furry boy a while ago…I think I may have finally found one for you?
*Sees some shaking tits*
*looks at the thread and licks lips fuckingly* wow, so many studs…
Not Vivarium. There was another one.
RIP anon, this bitch is unironically the slowest writer on all of F-List. Literally takes 1h30m for like 1000 characters and it flows at an ESL level.
They're all like that, but I've been shitposting that crap for months starting with Hatgirl.
Oh you. I thought you might have been one of those pieces of trash.
>1h30m for like 1000 characters
Are you exaggerating, or…
hahaha this was my exact experience playing with her
I am not, honest to fucking god.
It's also shitposting since I've already played with several Hatgirls and Kannas so they're not really a thirst anymore.
FUCK anon. You got my hopes up again for nothing you little shit! >>247231
hey you better watch what comes outta that dirty ass mouth, you fucking hussy. I'm trying to do you a solid, okay? Throw another fit like that again and Mommy's gonna have to break out the strap-on again.
Atom: Cirno with tan
Ainmire: Either the same as Karasawa or Hoshiguma Yuugi
Allonso: Wriggle Nightbug
Khloe/Bullsparkle: Hata no Kokoro
MIAanon: Seiga Kaku
I have time, prove it.
And yet again we see the typical hatefuckers ree at one another.
Yuugi is too violent, fuck off with that shit. Ainmire's too much of a bitch to stand anything remotely violent.
What about Sable?
I don't understand what you're trying to say, anon. Are you playing with your detective toys again, or…umm, question mark?
Tell me how you really feel.
No, moron. I'm saying everyone here always, always acts like hot shit with their fucking 'better watch yourself I'mma fuck you, slut!' garbage as if they forgot how to have a personality.
I don't know what you're ranting about, anon, but I'll have to give you a deep dicking if you keep talking crazy like that. Better watch yourself the next time you roll around this thread, or I'mma fuck you, slut! That ass is mine!!!
This is Ainmire's profile, so I'd say Yuugi fits.
Sable: Alice Margatroid
this guy does animation commissions
it's like 250 bucks for one though
What're you basing those on?
Lads, can you spill the beans on some canon females that are listed as Gay or Bi: Female Pref but LOVE niggers
This kind of trap is extremely dog shit. It's just so weak looking, and plain.
what isn't plain to you? provide an example or shut your trap
all I see is a basic nigger shemale, have they ever done anything even remotely hardcore
That's Ainmire? FUCKING LEL
Nope. Basic Black Shemale BBS
Why am I Alice? I don't know anything about Touhou.
see this is what i mean, don't fucking ruin Yuugi by linking her with that lunatic
Yuugi is a basic bitch for normie tastes so it works for me
I mean I like that a lot but how the fuck is that any different?
Anons. Favorite canon to hatefuck? Mine is SAO.
You'll never realize the difference until you start to see how fucking plain most Western artists draw traps.
Because they're the only blues that are worth a damn. They're the only men who act like men.
Try again, ESL-kun
Devil May Cry, Kengan Asura or Kill La Kill
AQUA FOR SURE
JESUS CHRIST I HATE AQUA
Good taste, nibba. Mine is Dva
This. Moneygrabbing, arrogant, sassy whore.
I too despise Aqua but I'd rather smash in Satsuki's face in front of all of her followers before full nelsoning her until her asshole is blown out and ruined and slam dunking her off her tower into the trash.
Also Gloria from DMC needs to have all of her holes fucking BUSTED.
I hate Tracer more.
You think you've embarrassed me, huh? Well think again, 'cause I'm about to do something that's never been done before. Brace yourself for something that's never been said not only in the shitposting thread, but quite possibly the entire board.
You're right and I'm wrong. I made a mistake and I apologize for any inconvenience that I may have caused you.
Canon, fanon and my gut feeling.
Whenever I think of "Touhou lesbian", I think of Alice. You could also be Sakuya, with how you seem to like knives. Three could also be Alice, but she does't have enough gore/bloodshed.
In case I get rich I know what to order.
Oh, cute. Knives are pretty nice, I admit.
All of the 2hus are lesbian.
Sakuya just reminds me of that one maid in Small Dom Mansion
>Sakuya pegging the hell out of a guy
There was nothing ESL about this post.
I think of Sakuya and all I think of is mocha and laugh now
>letting one autist affect your view of everyone who plays the same character
It wasn't too long ago when I raped an elf who was using the reference for bannedfag's elf. I only thought about it when I first saw them and thought it was funny.
Except they clearly didn't understand the request they replied to.
That's because that IS a Sakuya, anon.
It didn't ruin my view on Sakuya, oh no.
>Person misreads my post and replies wrong
>Point it out to them
>They realize their mistake and apologize
>Someone else comes along and doesn't understand what the first person apologized for, embarrassing themselves into the bargain
good god where does it end
Nah, I'm just saying in context you can tell that that anon is trying to say "The reason gay/bi-fem pref profiles fuck niggers is because they're the only ones worth fucking"
>someone flat-out tells me they don't want to write with me again
What did you do, dude?
What did you do to irreparably annoy them and why?
Anon, did you know reading comprehension is also a language skill in addition to writing? Jesus fucking christ
I tell at least 3 people a week some variation of this. You shouldn't feel too bad.
Nothing that I know of. I think they just felt pressured, they're busy and I asked them every day if they were free. I apologized for that, but they just don't seem to be interested in me anymore.
Kind of hurts, I liked them.
Yes, I read both posts and was able to understand that said anon was explaining why NIGGERS are the exception. Maybe they were so ESL they misread it and somehow managed to answer it but that response makes sense given the nature of F-list's retardation.
tfw this only happened to me once ever when I argued with a gorefag that gore and snuff are less horrible than loli and they had some fucked up standards for thinking otherwise when they tried to guilt me about my honesty over liking loli.
I feel like I need more therapy!
Yeah, I'd suggest at least spacing it out next time. Two or three times a week seems more appropriate.
Consider yourself spared from the worst feels, honestly. I have a longtime partner and friend who does the faggoty non-confrontational thing instead of telling me they don't want to play. I just stopped asking after a while and just silently hope they/their partners die of a stroke any time now
Yeah, I'll be taking this advice.
Who's this partner so I know to avoid them? I hate people like this and so many of the namefags here are guilty of it.
Culturally gore and snuff aren't as horrible as loli. Fuck and kill a blonde 25 year old mother and you'll be sent to jail. Fuck a 13 year old blonde and the whole country will be frothing at the mouth.
They're not a namefag or anyone who comes to /erp/ actually. You're safe anon.
I mean I get that culturally we don't act like a big deal because they're so ubiquitous but one can be a fate worse than death and one is 'yo it's legal in spain'. It just seems like bullshit.
I know, I just want to know to avoid them anyway.
I think it would be really scummy for me to call them out here, though.
Note me, then, and we'll set up a session. ♥
Some more for you.
Could be true, I don't really think of all of them as lesbians.
Glad you like it!
It would be tbf. I have an alt called https://www.f-list.net/c/im%20invisible/ Note me it on there if you want to. Or don't.
Look at it squish and roll under her fingers. Anon, why must you do this to me?
This Tsundere. I love to hate her.
That brat Vanellope.
Is the Minamoto-no-Raiko person really Red? I thought it was that one person that hangs out with Kneesocks.
That's Red alright.
She lied to everyone and said otherwise.
who tf is kneesocks
ya'll cowards dont even typefuck
How would you like me to then, huh?
with pics of their fat asses, of course.
Lemme stuff that Rin's ass.
Post that fucking profile, nigga!
Fuck it, I'd kill her, to be honest.
Sorry I just post lolis, I don't play the ones I post (mostly)
She is for slapping, mating press, family planning and insults only.
Ok okay fine, I'll insult, slap, and mating press her before killing her. Happy?
>cow titted redhead amazon
What was she playing for this?
No, not at all. Asuka is for rough love, not for killing.
Surely there's a compromise here.
>could link my profile
>run the risk of having to deal with /erp/s autism
Think we could get the namefags to play together as one canon? I am sure something amazing/funny would happen. My suggestion is that they should play as Fate or Touhou canons, there is also enough place for OC's there.
Just have an uninteresting profile and unappealing fetishes and you'll be fine. It's worked for me.
This. Chances are you're so boring that no one will care. The only reason 90% of namefags here are namefags is because they forced it and tried to be namefags.
what about the other 10%?
People like Mac who don't ever avatarfag but are shilled and defended by people who like them. Such as me
I wouldn't go anywhere NEAR Red, as I'm fairly convinced that her fetish is buddying up to losers and then ditching them to try and goad them into suicide.
I think they mean as a no strings attached thing. You can play with people without being their friend, can't you? Like more as a board event thing. Maybe even ON the board.
I think I would still rather avoid them on principle.
man i was hoping she would actually have some fucking muscle.
I can't think of anyone else who has multiple people saying they aren't a creep
Then I'm fairly convinced you're retarded.
But Mac is actually a fucking psycho, though.
Are you implying that defending yourself or someone you know against baseless rumors is itself proof that the rumors are true?
No, I just can't think of any of the other namefags that have people frequently saying nice things about them besides Sable or CT
Yvette, how have you been hiding this fattened fucking ass from us?! Like damn, I want to tonguepunch your fart box! I wanna lick your shitter like an apple fritter! You better brap into my face while I eat you, you hear me?
Mac is pretty creepy. Does nobody remember the time when getting messaged by Mac was basically like getting messaged by Tobi Wolf?
Nice vanilla profile. If you're looking primarily for shotas, I'd put a little tag like ! or * to drag it to the top of your kinks list. I'd add some more pictures as well. Otherwise, I don't see why you don't get play. Maybe if you played her more milfy.
She's kind of an off-shoot of a profile that got a ton of play. Decided to scuttle that one and move over to this one so I could do something new.
why do people give attention to namefags i swear to god
>wahhh why doesn't my generic blue get any attention
I bet this person unironically is a blue whining because he didn't get anyone commenting on a profile he posted here once.
i'm not talking about roleplay you fucking dolt; i'm talking about the people that whine about them/talk about how awful they are/act like anyone gives a shit here
I hope it works out for you anon. Apologies for unsolicited advice.
Hey, no worries, you're right that I should add more pictures. I'll go hunting through the booru's tonight and grab some prime stuff.
You're literally doing it now.
People say nice things about me because ignoring the fact that I avatarfag I'm not a sperg.
Fucking murder yourself and your family, MiApsycho.
By process of elimination, I think that must be CT.
Sable did some earlier.
It turns out that I was Mianon all along! Mwahahaha.
No I'm not, detective anony. Try again next time.
Ding ding. Winner!
Yes, but I'm Sable.
Turn me into a blue hating sperg on that purple cock!
Nice to meet you. We never spoke before, as far as I know.
But I'm already Emma.
You can both be Emma anons! It's just a name after all. Sorry I've been away for so long, I've been busy with real life. I had a very fun roleplay yesterday which was my first time using syringes! Have any of you tried a new kink recently?
What about Widowmaker?
Nice try, sperg. Go back to calling him miapsycho.
You don't understand
Widowmaker or Bridget are the best
well anon I gave you what you've been begging for for so fucking long. what now?
If you aren't shittalking blues in public rooms and telling any who pm you to fuck off by the first therapy session then I guarantee a free refund. Gotta keep the baby inside you though
HIT OR MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?
what if it's a blue baby?
>shittalking blues in public rooms
How often does this happen? I never get the chance to see any good public room bants.
This man understands. Why kill her when you can tame her over time with rough love, lots of forced intimacy, and give her a choking fetish in the process?
D.Va is the best.
D.va and Tracer are so annoying they're for gimp duty.
Shemale spunk doesn't make inferior children. It's the best, and only makes the best.
Used to happen more often, notsomuch anymore it seems. I used to do it a lot just to get salty pms and laugh, but got warned by the staff for doing it and the anti-blue content in my profile. My profile used to be plastered with outright calling blue shit and all that, but I had to change it to calling all males shit instead.
This is a great image but Overwatch characters are so played out on f-list by this point
The one pairing I've wanted to do and never had a chance was S76 on D.Va. Why must every S76 played be a homo?
>had to change it to calling all males shit
What's the fucking difference?
Calling all males shit can be an IC thing. IC misandry. If you call all blues shit it sounds like you have OOC beef with blues. Which I do, but they don't want me to say that outright and stir stuff up.
Sounds less OOC for one. Seems pretty obvious, anon.
You're not fucking gone yet and you're not fooling anybody you cunt.
LOL YOU FUCKING LOSER HAHAHAH ETERNALLY CUCKED HOLY SHIT
Half of those posts are me, you low IQ blue.
I know, because you're fucking MiApsycho pretending to be people again.
You're fucking stupid or you're shitposting. I'm going to be generous and assume you're just shitposting. So shut the fuck up.
Just ask them to update their status anon. This is the new chic way to prove identities here.
CT just log on and do a status to prove this idiot wrong.
hide MiAnon threads
ignore MiAanon posts
do not reply to MiAnon posters
But that just means mia assimilated into CT's profile and became them
Did Mianon rape your family or something?
I am on, silly.
Who will be the future namefags
I think he just has an overinflated ego about his intelligence and he thinks his fever dream deductions are actual fact with no substantiated evidence.
vauun hasn't been close to relevant in ages.
I was sorting by era. Top two are the old ones, bottom three are the current.
Mac has been on this board since before Banned or Vaunn were namefags. He just always gets mentioned because he's weirdly into guro and people ask 'who's the most extreme'
Mac as in Mactator? He wasn't being mentioned months ago. I've known him but he's only recently started popping up on the board.
He was here at the start anyway, people used to dunk on him and BFG.
Which namefag is the most "meme-y"?
If you asked a month or two ago I'd say Jackie, being the BBC Jew and all. Now? No clue now that BBC is dead or nigh dead.
Either Giga Nigger or Ebonbolt.
I wanna cut that throat after pegging her ass.
Hello Sable, how's it going?
You're a fucking lunatic buddy.
MiA is the fucking lunatic, dumbfuck.
says the creep stalking them. ok
>Blues are so shit even other blues don't want to fuck them
Ayy someone guessed it. I'll give it a rest now. To be honest, though I'd rather just rehabilitate her and hatefuck her. Death is more of a last resort, in case they can't be fixed.
If they could lower their standards enough to fuck eachother the site would be so much better. Then they would fuck off and stop bothering the actual people.
are there any active erp discords that aren't focused on ntr?
what the fuck is going on in here
>irl womb tattoo.
Post more, faggot.
I knew you were around you fucking sociopath.
A NEWFAG. QUICK EVERYONE RUN
who are you again
fuck man I just took a few weeks off to finish some shit and I come back and everyone's screaming about touhous
I don't know what the fuck
I might play with you, when I finally made that Asuka someday.
POST PROFILE NIGGA
Sure she's a prime candidate for brainwashing. but if I may make a request I much prefer her canon figure, over the big titty version you posted.
This is all I have.
oh no you can't ruse me I'm not falling for this one again
I'm just here to post pictures of Ran. But >>247313 already beat me to my favorite gif so I'll probably just vanish again because what's happening here clearly isn't any of my business after all.
which one of you buttmunchers linked one of my logs to like 40 niggas?
Pussy bitch. The rest of us will fuck the titcow and you can settle for your hand.
Is Ran peak kitsune?
Jesus fuck I could wrap my hands around it.
Don't worry Red, I'll fuck you later.
I have a hitachi, I'm good.
>tfw I have a waist like that
Yes. Only the softest, and only the fluffiest tails.
Post waistline, fagboi
I wanna smear them in tentacle slime and cover her in monster cum!
That's pretty dirty, anon. How could you say something so hot like that?
Made for BBC. Kitsunes are for BBC.
Man of culture, etc etc. It's why I find rape just boring with her character. Prod her complexes in the right spots and you won't even have to be a suave Kaji-type to have her eating out of your hand
Shit, I need to actually watch evangellion if I want to play with her, huh? How do I get started? Just the original anime?
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So big! So bestial! Maybe, but only if I get to ballbust you afterwards!!
I'm not that Anon, but just watch the original and then End of Evangelion if you want more.
Skip the rebuilds, it's not worth it.
for the 6 gorillionth time im not red
>WOW U WRITE LIKE A YOUNG RED :)
>link a song in my status
>hello red :)
>use a public restroom
>I know that's you in that stall, Red :)
>fuck my significant other
>OH FUCK, FUCK ME RED
>Ran into ballbusting
I don't mind getting ballbusted, I don't need them anyway after breeding you.
Yes hello, I'm the nigger player who loves playing extremely arrogant, violent niggers who get ballbusted/castrated by calm, confident, racist white women. Profile, please?
Well at least for me if I'm doing something long-term or in-universe then I would prefer they be fairly familiar with the character since I enjoy how fucked up she is psychologically. When it comes to OCs though I'm fine just rolling with 'damaged uppity redhead' and not getting bogged down in l o r e. Either way all you need is the original + EoE.
Well, my character really REALLY relies on knowing the psychology of my partner so I can properly fuck with them.
Because she's the cutest little magic battery and furry incubator! Remodel and rape her over and over again, making her cum her brains out while destroying her mind and draining her power with every single orgasm.
Yvette? Who is this?
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But then people will post about me in the thread! What a nightmare!!!
Oh, but breeding is so overdone, Anon. Wouldn't you rather be emasculated with three fingers churning on your button and full fist twisting those ugly, wrinkly, sagging things right off of you?
But Touhous are all Asian, Anon! I don't think a Japanese Kitsune counts!!
You're alright, Anon.
Don't be a dummy, Asian girls are more than fine as well.
Crush my balls like eggs, Ran! Please make me impotent with a flick of your finger!
Stop posting Domino.
Thanks anon, it's good to know someone else here enjoys smug arrogant kitsunes getting swallowed by tentacles and their assholes and pussies stuffed while their tits are drained of magic and kitsunes are so sensitive to begin with it takes all of her thousands of years of experience not to just cum her fucking brains out from the start of it. Then she sees the ovipositor, of course.
I remember you saying in an earlier thread you love teasing people as Ran for shits and giggles while never actually paying out SO I'm gonna give up on it, but if anyone else wants to dominate/castrate/ballbust dominant black guys, hit me up here: https://www.f-list.net/c/wow%20cool%20fluttershy
She hasn't mentioned her BBC or tried to cuddle someone once though
Just wait for it.
I'm getting mixed but good signals here anon.
I always see your throwaway.
It's a throwaway, ignore the picture
Okay, you lost me. I have no idea who the meme player of this month is, is Domino this month's?
That's not what I said at all, as far as I can remember. It's more that I'm incredibly hesitant to post my actual profiles on here, for reasons that should be obvious.
I suppose I could use a throwaway like you are.
Should put a big black cock ithere instead, you dumb nigger.
I registered the profile so I could use the experimental picture search function for that picture, but they've disabled it since then.
The only person who bothers to use italics ona typefuck board is MIA-psychopath.
Please stop posting.
Well that's a kick in the dick but you probably like those, don't you buck?
You would definitely have a field day with her, then. Tragic background, Mommy and, to a lesser extent, Daddy issues out the wazoo, massive amounts of overcompensating, etc etc. Keep your bullying at the proper threshold plz.
Yeah, I've seen that she's somewhat of a complicated character, but I can't say honestly that I really understand the full extent of what's wrong with her.
>Yvette will never brap into my face
do you guys have any weird kinks that you're ashamed about being into but can't stop wanting/playing? if so what are they
Insects. I fucking hate it and I don't want it.
I fucking knew it you stupid piece of shit
BBC, both blacking and getting blacked.
*smooches ur stomach*
*masturbates my bbc horsecock fuckingly* like what u see? ;)
*cumds and gets pregnancies with nigglets* Take me daddie!
Hey, which retarded namefag is it who posts this picture again? This'll determine whether I chew them out or not
You might not like it but this is the optimal female form.
hey karasawa, just the woman I wanted to see. I've been meaning to get a big scoop with you. so how do you feel about you being a likely candidate for adopting title of best typefucker on erp now that red has been booted from the position? what are your thoughts? your fans are dying to know!
This person is correct
This isn't Karasawa, just a shitpost.
Then get the fuck out of my way, I need to scoop Karasawa!
>pleasing your studs without having great tits
the only thing i please is fat flatlet cock
>needing tits to please someone
Pathetic one-trick pony
>sounds like you have OOC beef with blues. Which I do, but they don't want me to say that outright and stir stuff up.
I really wanna know what made you such a sperg about name colors that you need to publically bitch about them like some kind of autist and get on the mod watchlist instead of blocking them and moving along like any sane person. Like, legit curious.
Reminds me of some closet homo who went on a tirade about trannies and publically shit on any orange and dark purple name they saw til they got banned for it.
>playing a blue in 2018
i'm going to cuck you and you're going to love it.
I've explained this like four times, it's because I find it funny and fucking with people is a kink of mine. Shitty blues are usually self insert cringey fucks who take everything insulting their character or other blues as directly insulting them as a person. They get all butthurt, which is amusing and hot. There's little hotter to me than convincing someone to accept unfair, cruel double standards and to accept massive generalizations to be true while the person who suffers from said generalizations and double standards fumes helplessly. Suspend your disbelief, stop taking it so seriously.
Whoops, gotta get back into character.
>t. low IQ blue
Sauce for that, nigga?
If you can't source it yourself you don't deserve it.
>None of them are cool like MC ride or viper
>fucking with people is a kink of mine
>Suspend your disbelief, stop taking it so seriously
>Whoops, gotta get back into character
Give me back my shitpost.
God, that's adorable, I genuinely find this cute and endearing.
It's like 80% Miafag posting that
Crazy person who should just be ignored and not responded to.
Well whoever they are, I'm not them.
>ywn trick CT into one of her therapy sessions in some abandoned warehouse only to have a horde of angry fat-dicked blues lying in wait to take turns spitroasting her stupid ass into a cock-addicted "dominant"
>ywn see every future "conversion" attempt ruined by video clips of her begging for more blue cock sent to every female she gets in contact with from then on
Don't chalk up my OC Shitposts to a different literal who.
Blues proving once again that they're retards who ignore orientation.
Keep it up, we need more than just me and that drawfag who may or may not be still here making OC for shits and giggles.
You're right, you won't.
careful what you say, or you'll be coughing up cum for the next week.
bros I need some help filling my custom kinks
are there any profiles with REALLY good custom kinks for motivation?
just write them however you want most people barely put any effort into them anyway
>Doesn't make OC
>Puts yourself on the list of OC makers
I made OC, been trying to not mention it and even deny it was me but I'm the drawfag. I made the dice fag meme. Hell, I still got the gimp file.
lol get fucked retard nobody cares
>Found Vauuns new profiles
>Someone talks about how much they hate rape in Black cock chat
>Sent them a shitton of rape porn
The master troll!!!
So you're just an autist then.Okay.
>t. Hung She-Daddy Reminding A Self Hating Blue Pretending To Be A Girl To Drink His Worship Girlcock Juice
At least I'm not a sperging autist, just a person with weird kinks.
Don't know, sorry Anon.
I'll just image search it, thx doe.
But like really, what's the worst that can or has happened because of profile posting? Memes? Rumors? I really hope no one actually takes half the shit said in these threads at face value.
People don't. It's all just shitposting I imagine. Or at least I think so. Imagine if people were so dumb as to take what people say here seriously. All the shit people say just because they're bored.
People like to stay as an anon, what can I say?
I love that picture anon, got anymore?
did you make a mami profile and sit on his face?
I'm going to respectfully tell him how he fucked up his opsec and then typefuck him
how did he fuck up his opsec
>Posts arma video
>I'm the one whose voice cracked haha
>Laugh, share it with friends
>Hey, I recognize that Arma outfit
>Posts a video titled "Vauun fucking dies"
>Cross-reference the voices in the video and the way their voice cracks
>Already knew that Vauun played Arma a lot
>Voice cracks and everything match up
It was just a bad string of luck that fucked him over.
Oh, and then I looked at his profile and it immediately clicked in my head. Especially because of a few kinks that were the exact same, and the way he typed his tags.
Man, I hope that guy's okay.
I hope so too, I don't specifically hate him and I kind of feel bad I stumbled across this. I'll just let him know to change up his profile and to not post Arma videos anymore. He probably didn't expect things to line up poorly like this.
No, but have another favorite.
DON'T bully Vauun shower him in Mami's
Change your fucking tags because they tie everything together. And stop making somber profiles and make fapbait like the rest of us because it sticks out like a sore thumb, even if you stopped making the inlines.
I mean, somber characters and somber scenes for somber sex is pretty patrician taste, anon.
You're not wrong, to be honest.
Says the retarded memester.
Fuck off and make normal fapbait, stop trying to be pretentious, you fail even at that.
And fucking respond to me on F-list you son of a bitch
Vauun ain't here right now, anon. It's just us all talking about him and his tastes, I guess.
Will you knock me up if I dress up as Mami, Vauun-sempai?
I know that, but I also know that he lurks.
Anyhow, it's fucking 3am. What's everyone up to?
You can't just start posting new random images and expect to get away with the same sociopathic bullshit, MiAfaggot. This plus what "someone" :^) is saying about Vauun give you away.
I'm not MiA you dumb faggot.
Getting tentacle fucked from behind with all the way through and ovi.
When do you all the way through, do you ignore organs? How does that actually work?
Pretend the intestine is a straight line from stomach to bunghole, basically, everything else the same
>tfw you will never breed Karasawa like this
Pretty much what >>247587 said, but you can also mention stomach bulging or how difficult it is to breathe. Prostate massage during it is a good thing too, and the pressure forcing (milking) cum out of your balls from stroking it also helps. There's tightness in the chest, and a lot of focus on voicebox play.
Anonymous walks into the door of the erp bar, making their way inside with a wide grin to everyone in the bar as they walk towards the counter. "Barkeep! I'll have six shots of your finest whiskey!" Anonymous smiled after they yelled the order out, looking around for someone to talk to as they sigh. "Has anyone seen that Emma bartender lass lately? Black hair, purple eyes, big knockers? Maybe I wouldn't need so much alchohol right now if I could just see her smile. HAHAHAHAHAH!" Anonymous smirks as they laugh loudly, talking to anyone within earshot in hopes that they could get a conversation going as they continue to sit on the bar while waiting for their drinks, wearing a friendly smirk all the while?
I curl and push the tentacle through the intestines, spiralling and inflating them all. Good fun.
Depends on personal preference and insertion type. Most people, especially if a traditional dong is involved, do that or are selective about what organs they include, usually having a straight line GI tract and /maybe/ mention displacement around it. Sufficiently long tapered/prehensile dicks and tentacles, being flexible, can make use of the intestines and whatnot and go into explicit detail. Both can involve destruction if you're into gore.
Did Ochako's nigger boyfriend beat Deku up again?
>ywn get charmed by the black exchange student
>ywn end up in a love hotel with him, fucked stupid without condoms or any protection
>ywn help him get the other hero girls
>ywn rub yourself silently next to him as he impregnates them
>ywn get Deku to provide "aftercare" to you
Bakugo or tentacle man seem like they'd be more fun than a nigger though.
>his dicksweat could ignite and blow your head off at any time while you suck him
I love when people post the same fucking image over and over!!!
I don't know what you mean, only OC's here.
>shat on by shitty people
a sad day it is
I want to breed her.
I want to be bred by her.
It unironically blows my mind how many people do not seem to grasp the idea of actually doing a good profile on a canon character. Most people are already too much of a red-flag or they're too fucking shit at role-playing properly.
>actually doing a good profile on a canon character
Why should they?
>get approached by 3 2B's
>one has a half-assed profile
>the other has bestiality 2B pictures and an empty profile description
>get approached by a league character
>they hang around the league inn
>get approached by ochako
>she can't even capitalize her words properly
Glad I got to fuck him before he got banned.
Ochako sucks but lots of good writers don't bother with stuff like capitalization OOC
Excellent, now my fat old man will have no competition when I steal an anon's idea and make a crazy cult leader!
>see a canon sub
>check their guestbook
>some bitchbreaker is there
>instantly lose respect for them and don't really want to play anymore
sounds pretty cucked to me, anon
Don't hold your breath. Nelson and Hijikawa Cyan was banned for ban evasion too but eventually got unbanned for some reason.
I can't even tell if you fucks are talking about me or not since I literally have not approached anybody on Ochako.
Fuck off you delusional bitch, nobody is talking about you. How could you even think that you were mentioned in this?
Cyan got banned because the mods thought she was Nelson/Cirno.
Because I literally have the name Ochako and have had it for two weeks now. This is the first time that shit ever got mentioned.
Exactly what it's there for.
And Nelson got unbanned regardless.
>muh morality over typefucking
Thank you for confirming you take erp too seriously you dumb shit. I'll let you in on a secret. Nothing that people RP actually happens. It's not real.
>muh sour grapes
>muh blues XD
Not wanting to fuck used up guttersluts is a sign of good standards.
Was a reply to >>247640 somewhat obviously he was too stupid to spell his post correctly the first time.
nice "totally not angry" doublepost, anon
nobody even brought up blues lmao
>mention the name of a canon character from a canon that is immensely normie tier and popular
>they must be talking about me!!!!
So fucking delusional.
I've fucked at least half the site anon so whether you know it or not you're having my sloppy seconds.
>Implying /erp/ faggots are willing to RP in any of the weird rooms
>yet another "/erp/ is too vanilla" argument
Bitch nigga the context was of a particular name/character not the canon itself.
This is unfortunately true and I wish those lazy fucks would stop doing it.
Facts are facts anon.
I never understood this argument. Mac is here, Sable is here. You will definitely find someone who is into vore/gore/bloatflies here. It's not too vanilla.
Mac has left, apparently, and Sable is the only gorefag. There probably are more people into weirder kinks here, it's just ahrd to tell because they never speak up. I completely forgot about >>247651 for instance.
Cool I'm the best one by default.
'meta kinks' like one-sided doms and profile play are the only things on f-list that actually make me cringe now
Why aren't you watching Haikyuu!! right now, faggots?
imagine unironically watching anime made for fujoshits
Shitty writer confirmed.
Profile play and fuckwalls are the only reason I am on F-List.
Because I hate sport, why should I watch a series about sport with no qt3.14's?
Try to not get BFG'd
WRONG. The managers are cute as hell.
>Missing out on one of the most well written character driven shows about passion, dreams and growing up because it's "Fujoshit"
The absolute state of you. And you call yourself a writer? Expand your horizons, faggot.
why the fuck is she covered in spades if she wants BWC? Celtic/southern cross that bitch instead.
>BWC/BBC retards not being retarded
Big fucking gunned?
It's like the core of the fetish though and he gets it *wrong*.
>anime made for 13 year old girls who fantasize about the cast fucking eachother
>an actual book
Oh, Nah I'm only dominant so I wouldn't get bloatflied.
I meant turned into a meme.
Can do. I post every once in a while but only rarely do I make it obvious that it's me.
How convenient. Help me choose a character to make between
God, I wish that was me….
just don't type in the exact same way every post (then try to obfuscate who you are by posting with a different type of reaction image) and you'll be fine
Akaashi or Tsukki. Character wise, I lean more toward Tsukki but for aesthetic, Akaashi.
I think I got slots for both. Gonna do it, thanks!
Does anybody know the "camp pedo" guy's previous character names? I found that he remade his character a few days ago so I'm wondering if he's evading bans or just being bipolar about whether he wants to stay on F-List or not.
No worries, anon.
A lot of people who hang out in the weird rooms still want a fuck every so often, and that's when they come for me.
does bloatflyfag even exist nowadays?
So the trinity of degeneracy on F-list is Femdom, Interracial, and Pedophilia, right?
>tfw all femdoms are just paper tigers waiting to be put in their place
And that's a good thing because Femdom is shit.
Loli is good, femdom is boring unless it's girl on girl, interracial is just true neutral unless they do the meta/ooc aspects of it, then it's trash.
All of it is meta/ooc shit, anon. Why do you think they're all so popular with the shitters?
It's just so fucking boring, isn't it? Hours of just doing the same shit of fingering your prostate and slapping your balls around. Give me some variety.
What are some suggestions you have anon?
I mean the shit like "I'm an RP-snowbunny and I only typefuck with black characters".
Everybody says that Mac doesn't browse here but why did I get two notes from him, both about things I said in the thread?
He did say to me on discord that he came back when a lot of people were posting about him once, so it's probably a situation like that. He only shows up when you say his name three times.
Mactator, Mactator, Mactator!
Strutting you around town and proudly displaying your ownership. Smothering you with their ass and clamping their thighs over that head until it feels like it'll pop off. Edging you for days until you pop off from getting jerked off for 2 seconds on an elevator. Drug use. Piercings. Just moving the scenery somewhere different for fuck's sake.
>no nigger to beat up in the streets
>no nigger to spitting into his mouth
>no nigger to collar and parade around his ghetto
>no nigger to force to eat me out after I force a creampie out of him
>no nigger to train his BBC to only get half hard when I am around
I know who made this post
I'm gonna say who it is if he doesn't smooch me on discord
POSSO MANDAR AQUELE?
NAQUELE PIQUE MOLEQUE
start RPing again you big booty Brazilian bitch
Fuck off Spaniards, you fucking mutts or I….
Alright, post profile and you may stay.
The eventual fate of all canon females, and some canon traps.
Nah, I've been to the BBC rooms. It's just desperation, infighting and autism.
Anyone have that homestuck version MiA probably made?
Don't take my meme you faggot.
Fuck you, I'll make a shit version of this too. Like a chinese manufacturer breaking copyright.
First you take my magician, now you take my Monoma. I must take your wife to make it even.
Sonichu is a canon.
I never thought I'd say this to anyone in this shitty site but I want to be your friend
He's mine and you can't have him
Hey guys, what should my eicon for my 'broken bitches' be?
Why did you pick Monoma of all fucking people
A picture of a dog torn in half.
Consider yourself cucked
Because he's smug, patronizing, and inevitably baits out 'but that he's a canon too' responses.
That seems funny but a bit grim. I just want something silly that can be used ironically/semi-ironically for a laugh and possible actual lewdness.
post your discord famalam
Leave the BBB alone, he is pure and not for bully. I wish we were in a group discord again, dude is suuuuuuper chill.
Post discord so we can all make the cucky cry.
NA$ IS LIKE#2956
Tell us if this fucking psychopath tries to add you and anything he says.
MITTY HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH, SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE HIS AVATAR
I'd never accept him tbh
u talking about that sweet devil miku shithead? should i do it too, sounds fun.
You're pathetic dude
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
If you're not a BBC player you're an actual virgin
>tfw BBC player
>tfw so shallow that I care more about someone's reference images than the quality of their writing
That's more than being shallow. That's just being dumb, at that point.
There's nothing wrong with liking some decent presentation anon, unless it actually is all you care about.
It's alright, anon. I only care about canons and how they look on my fuckwall. I don't even like ERPing.
People like you need to fuck off. I understand wanting a profile to look nice, but we're here to write in the end and that should always be the most important part. If it isn't, just go jerk off somewhere else.
I don't give a shit about inlines or anything, but references are still an important thing. Not because it matters more than the rest, but because for every person with poor images and good writing, there's a person with good images and good writing; why feel pressured to settle for less?
It's not exactly hard to find decent images to make visualising your character easier, unless you're playing some super obscure character with no art - and, even then, it's 2018, so porn sites should still have hundreds of acceptable images of that character
t. bad taste for art
Show us your fuckwalls anony.
t. jerks off to image galleries and cums before they can even message a person to rp
Wrong, I jerk off before I message so I don't have to worry about doing it mid-rp.
Chinese knock-offs aren't meant to be better than the original you asshole.
It's mine now.
I realize that anons, but I just can't get thrilled about things like this. It's so bad that if someone really great at writing has shit references, I'll just pretend they've got way better references. It's like being in bed with a fat pig with a heart of gold and imagining you're fucking a 10/10.
I guess as long as both you and your partner are having fun it doesn't REALLY matter.
There's this arbitrary barrier when it comes to image quality. Once you pass this barrier, and it's not exactly hard to cross, everyone is unanimously completely fine with your images.
If you can't even cross that barrier, you're probably retarded.
>Camilla will never suckle on your fat balls, highly pregnant, while you lounge on your throne.
You're honestly better off going with absolutely nothing rather than putting shit like this on your profile.
Watch out the original 'artist' could make you take it down!
>fat titties, thick ass, dicksucking lips, long luscious hair usable as handlebars
Get FUCKED, you black midget!
What a fucking stud, already offered him 34 alts of me and he's still breeding them!
P O S T P R O F I L E
the fact that he's unironically had 'gamer' in his rp advertisement after all this time is funny enough to me that i keep him unblocked
always get a good chuckle whenever he posts
It's giga nigger's kuro. Not worth
I wonder why he keeps logging on. He must get some play, some, even a tiny bit, to think that it's wise to keep doing it, right?
IDK, I want that giga nigga cock.
What, I don't understand this. What do you mean with this?
I made a literal retarded meme profile and get shitloads of play. I imagine they have to get some.
>Try to get a cucking scene going
>Fifty billions cucks come out of the woodwork
>Try to get a cuckqueening scene going
The artstyle doesn't fit, looks like someone is about to get stabbed.
I like cuckqueaning very much but I can't link any of my profiles here… My name would get sullied…
It's alright, Yvette. We know it's you.
Mhm, come on out Yvette! We all know it's you, fucking coward!
I am not Yvette. Close bu no cigar.
I do too, tbh. Though it doesn't really fit with my profile idea very well.
Cuckqueaning is the best thing.
God, I wish that were me…
I wonder where is retard who said that futaba is never brought up here is here
Based ESLtard who posts this every time Kuro posts her waifu.
Me aren't really of understand the specific of this post, but ams gonna call you faggot less of regard.
I'd like to make a breeding farm full of ESLs because they're already retarded and easily manipulated into taking their aphrodisiac pills every morning and night
Cuckqueaning is so awesome that barely anyone wants to do it.
>make the third typo I've ever made in my /erp/ shitposting career
>anons get horny as fuck and start masturbating at light speed while bullying me
I think a lot of people just avoid making mention of it on their profiles for whatever reason. I know I do, even though I wish I would get cucked and relegated to slurping fat nuts while I watch a better whore being bred right above me.
Go back to fucking MiA, you cunt. I'm sure he'll do that for you, he's about that amount of incomprehensible shitter.
I want to be the "other woman", I think it would be fun.
Excuse you, I want to be the vixen tyvm
I legit love that picture.
Titcows need to learn their place
Work on your handwriting, Flatlet-san. Ganbatte.
My mouse is in an awkward position and my handwriting doesn't translate well to using a mouse. I use cursive IRL, but it just looks awful on a computer
>tfw I have motor dysgraphia and even I write better than this
Feels nice being smug for once.
I was writing with the mouse on my thigh and legs up on my desk. When was the last time you actually needed to use handwriting with a mouse?
All the time for memes
>Rather than use a font, the fucking moron does shitty handwriting and then makes a dozen excuses
I guess flatlets don't use the fat meant to go to their tits to feed their brains.
I didn't expect someone to sperg out over something intentionally lazily done. If I wanted proper work I'd go ahead do what the original person did and use gradient shenanigans in photoshop
Die, stupid titcow
>Yvette made ANOTHER alt just to shill their logs for a week before moving to another FOTM
It's all so tiresome.
Old news now, nigga. Keep up
>Yvette made ANOTHER alt just to shill their logs for another week before moving to another FOTM
It's all so tiresome.
Enishi isn't Yvette. For one Enishi isn't ESL.
I would post my logs but people would figure out who I am
I wouldn't post my logs because I have insecurities
>something intentionally lazily done
>as opposed to using a font
>tfw flatlets are so useless they fuck up being lazy
I've posted my logs and people had nothing but praise for them.
Slightly higher quality shitpost for you, titcow
Nothing should happen unless you're well-known on here or f-list. I've posted logs several times and I've only had one person who pieced things together and contacted me on the f-list. There is the chance of a loud ass anon screaming your name out in an attempt to find out who you are, but you should be good if you just kindly ask people to not do that beforehand.
what are you worried about?
>kindly ask people not to
Only makes me want to shout it louder, MiArcelinettevY.
noone even remembers so I guess I'll throw them out later
Cori-Rene, why do you continue to post when you said you would be leaving?
the only good blue is the weirdest one
blue humans lmao
>Someone posts a picture of CT
>Suddenly blueposting occurs
I'm starting to wonder if it's just a few people shitting up the board like with every other /erp/ meme
Upset blue found.
>Karasawa finally has an flist account
PLEASE STEP ON MY BALLS
OH MY FUCKING GOD BULLSPARKLE EXISTS IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AS KHLOE
THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT
MEANS MEANS MEANS MEANS MEANS MEANS MEANS MEANS
THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY
ARE ARE ARE ARE ARE ARE ARE ARE
THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE
SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME
PERSON PERSON PERSON PERSON PERSON PERSON PERSON PERSON
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!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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>There's always bitches wanting to be filled with horse babies
>Never any mares wanting to be filled with superior human babies
Oh, I hate this.
t. Khloe a.k.a Bullsparkle
Maybe because there is no such thing as "superior human", retarded feelsposter. Kill yourself.
Unironically agreed. MLP mares are huge ten out of tens, but they all just want MLP dick.
MLP mares will take any horsedick.
That's it, cocksucker. Hope you're ready for the might of the human empire to wipe out your pathetic species from existence.
Our dreams will come true one day, anon.
calm the fuck down ainmire
Fuck, that reminds me that I still need to approach her in binary code at some point.
I combined our powers
Now we will be unstoppable.
Ainmire is weak and would never have the heart for what needs to be done.
That's the issue. I don't like having a character with a horse dick. It's plain.
they had a massive human supremacy boner with their OC, though, didn't they?
They're also from the EU and will also be eradicated for being a none-human. They did, but I figured it was pretty obvious I've just been shitposting, anon.
It warms my heart to see titcows being put in their place.
The Imperium of Ponykind will reign supreme at all times. Repent, heretics.
The only thing they're useful for
i know, i know, i was just making sure i was right, can't ask then anymore since they deleted ainmire
Here you go, the improved version.
If you're not looking for plain then I don't see why you'd lament how they won't fuck humans, then.
>told an ESL blue I didn't feel like continuing our note play anymore
>he actually doesn't sperg out, takes it quite well
>he even says sorry if his writing put me off
Now I feel bad and guilty.
All the memeing aside, don't feel bad, just make sure you told him properly why you didn't want to continue. People can't improve if they don't know what they're doing wrong. If he's a good blue then he'll take it and learn from his mistakes like any good player would.
You look hungry, anony! Here, say "Ahhh!"
>That little cum
That's pre, silly!
why are you masturbating you're embarrassing me mom
Every 'brothel' will always be shit. They will work at some brothel room with 10-20 people in it and post barely a sentence each reply despite playing 5 characters.
Christo that Nick guy is back after deleting. Again, for the umpteenth time.
I'm tired, /erp/. Tell me a bed time story and sing me a lullaby, please.
There was once an uppity titcow. She's now a mewling cocksleeve for her flatlet overlords. The end
I would, but I'm tired too, anon. I hope you sleep well.
Fuck off to bed and never come back, psycho.
If you're mia then I hope you get an intense case of sleep paralysis and starve to death while you're unable to move for days
That wasn't a very good story. There wasn't any romance or adventure or monster slaying.
Thank you, anon. I hope you sleep well when you do.
>everyone's having fun
>this retard ruins the thread yet again
I don't think they're ruining it.
I know you're looking for me to post the edited version, but you're not getting it, dumb titcow
what a pathetic flatlet lmao
Human milk is bad for baby nekos.
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)
Fuck that I improved it.
You made it twice as bad
Did you make that post just so you can reply to my edited version with yours?
No I posted it because I like bullying flatlets and it's fucking hot.
Stop. Just…stop, please…this war is so meaningless. So many innocent flatlets and titscows have died because of this pointless squabble…
Flatlets will be the victors. Titcows need to wave the white flag and their useless chests or many more will fall
God creates titcow…
Titcow DESTROYS God.
Titcow creates flatlet.
Flatlets destroy titcows…
…Traps inherit the Earth…
the pathetic flatlet realizing they will never know this feeling
>when Red hasn't killed herself
>when Redpsyco and MiApsyco keep each other going, continuing to poison the world.
>tfw people are so fucking shit they look at a 2000 character post as a 'truckload of text'
My minimum is basically 2k characters and I hate myself for it. I've been writing at least that much for so long that it's now difficult for me to be succinct - not necessarily because I'm superfluous in my speech, albeit that is a bit of an issue sometimes, but because I'm practically retarded and used to responding to almost all significant aspects of a post, rather than just "and then I succ her dicc real good" plus a random quip, which is the standard format for paragraph posts
>tfw people can't even manage 1k character paragraphs
Sad posts get a life
I'd rather Red lose hers.
That inline must have some kind of memetic shit going on, because this profile makes me want to kill myself.
>wishing you were a titcow furry
>not wanting to be a titcow so you can finally be used like the fucksow you truly are
They thirst after you? Either times are rough for them or its for another reason that I'd rather not divulge.
Divulge the reason you would rather not divulge, faggot.
Do you think I'm an npc who's an easy whore for speech skill checks or something?
No, I'm not Eliezer Yudkowsky or a sociopath. I think you're a faggot, though.
You'd be correct with that bold assumption then, because there are only a few things that I enjoy more than buttfuckin' another purple until I fuck the spunk outta their useless dick and make them call me Mommy.
Nevermind, you're a fucktarded NPC. Save me the effort and kill yourself.
>not wanting to be a piece of prime fuckmeat for superior studs
Worthless titcow sympathisers, go drown in a fire
>Save me the effort
Whoah there MiA, I thought you were nice!
Shut up, jealous flatty. Maybe try enticing fat, old salarymen with your disgusting, underdeveloped body and you finally get some of the attention you want.
>You can't use bio-hazard symbols anymore because everyone associates them with STD play
Fucking gay people
I've literally never seen it used that way
>Tfw i have a few bottoms for cuck/cuckquean scenes that I can be the bull for but yhey all either dislike each other or are in different timezones
You have no idea how irritating this is, especially with how easy I find it to manage threesomes.
God, I wish that were me…
Titcows are banned from this thread from this point on. Flatlets only
But anon… Wendy Thomas is a titcow now…
Not in the manga she's not
Shut up and suckwit.
That's not a verb you fuck.
We both know that isn't true anon.
>custom kinks (three in faves and yeses) are all about female characters
What the fuck?
>it's an episode of world of warcraft characters are just shemales and lesbians
Just when you thought you'd expect any sort of Nightborne or Night Elf bisexual female, you get hit with the demon horse cock fanatics.
>Make BBC for those canon pussy
>get canon herms
Not what I expected, but it could be worse.
>/erp/ says blues never get any play
>constantly have to turn down purples because they're so thirsty for my blue
/erp/ is wrong once again.
Yeah but purples are trash, so that's nothing to brag about.
Better than the average deadfish pink
Better than the average hyperdom purple.
Nonny, I play everything from femboys to purples….
>there are actually people that have musk, breeding and smegma in no
Mhm, totally, Pink.