>Be a herm of indeterminant species, working at an office
>Doppelganger who looks almost the same as me, aside from the fact that she's slightly taller and thinner than me decides to pull me aside to have sex in the elevator while I'm on my coffee break, saying that nobody uses this elevator because they think it's out of order
>She rides my dick, forcing me to the wall, causing me to hit some buttons and send the elevator down a few floors
>Thankfully, nobody saw us except for one guy who seemed too dumbfounded at the sight of two herms going at it in the elevator to do anything about it
>After we both cum, me in her ass and her on the floor and in my cup of coffee as I'd later discover, we would part ways
>Until, that is, when I found out what she did to my drink
>I was about to throw it away, but I enjoyed the flavor and texture too much to let it go to waste
>I find the doppelganger in the men's bathroom, wiping cum out of her ass, giving the guys there a show
>I get mad and pull her aside, into a larger stall
>"What the hell do you think you're doing, Clone?"
>"I think I'm cleaning your jizz out of my ass."
>"No, I mean why are you acting like such a slut?"
>"I don't know why you worry about me being a slut, Anon, it's not like I'm hurting anyone."
>"You look like me! If people think you're a slut, they'll think I'm a slut, too!"
>"That's not true. You're shorter and thicker than me."
>"Not by a lot."
>I leave the restroom in a huff, some guys and a few girls catcalling me