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Post here every time you visit /general/.

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i know, that's what i was talking about "off"

he's obviously somewhat of a brainlet npc but not in the same way that normalfags are... i don't know how to put it

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I'm looking to improve the board and give it a character distinct from the default.

Any suggestions put them in this thread.

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All banners must be in JPG, PNG or GIF format, and be less than 500kb in size.

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BACK to /b/

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As you can probably tell, this board is under new ownership. I'm only going to enforce two rules:

1. The 8chan global rule: Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America.

2. No flooding. As a general rule, posting the same thing more than 5 times is considered flooding, unless you do it in your own thread. Additionally, creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding.

Common sense will be followed when applying these rules.

Shitpost away, faggots!

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>it's not suppressing free speech if it's something i don't like

faggot, i hate the thread too but instead of asking benzene to go back on his word i hid the post. really activates your almonds, doesn't it brainlet? if roll greater than zero you go back to >>>/b/


complain to the globals, not the BO

check the logs, chrishansen did it

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good non-botnet alternative to official Tor browser? mozilla is glow in the dark CIA niggers

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get the fuck outta here new fag


I thought Internet Explorer would be OK with this?


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who are you calling newfag? i asked for an elaboration



Part of the point of using the Tor Browser Bundle isn't only to hide your IP address, but that any identifying information looks similar to everyone else using the browser. Your user ID is the same, your browser dimension are the same, your canvas fingerprint is the same, etc. Not to mention that assuming you weren't aware of that fact before, you most likely wouldn't properly configure your alternative browser to use Tor properly and be as secure.



>user id

doesn't generating a "New Identity" change the User ID?

>browser dimension

i already know about that, i never maximize the Tor window. isn't that one of the first tips Tor gives you, anyway?

>canvas fingerprint

isn't that just with java though? i don't run java in Tor

>most likely wouldn't properly configure your alternative browser to use Tor properly and be as secure.

that's why i asked for a good alternative, which usually means something that isn't five-dimensional gymnastics to configure properly

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>not even lain's light can save me from this species of wrath

is this a medical condition

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"A Major Birth Defect"


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hello burger


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Imperfect Mirror


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ITT we post strong black bulls fucking pure aryan wymn in ways pathetic /pol/ack bitch boy white betas cannot

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I get home late after working all day at the BBC Dildo factory and....wife demands, fuck me, nigger, fuck me hard!


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>Did you know ants eat semen?

I left an accidental cum stain on the floor and there was a lot of ants eating from it


not surprising since cummies have not too shabby nutritional value, but i bet it was actually the sugar you diabetic fatfuck

how do you "accidentally" leave a cum stain just sitting there? gross



Yes, ants love cum. It's good to give them an additional source of protein, OP. Good man - looking after others in such a proactive way.

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delete /b/

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continue the cycle


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Use this next time.


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tee hee hee

Thanks for that, dyshexomedy 😉


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There are no winners on /b/, only retards.

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when will trump make vr advanced enough for me to feel ika musume's ink dripping off muh dick?

pic unrelated


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I like to post lewd or irreverant messages as much as the any anon but sometimes you gotta get something off your chest.

I often bookmark interesting things I find on the net but then it all just sits there because I seen it once and I don't really need to see it again.

You're probably the same. We all bookmark stuff and then forget about it because what else are you gonna do? Send it to your relatives? Hah!

So, here's a place to unload on your shit. Post your favourite news stories, videos, memes or whatever you think is interesting. We can all help each other to keep up with the establishment lies of the day.

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happy antidisestablishmentarianism to you, too.


HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Thread closed. New thread opening soon.

1) Get popcorn.

2) Sit back.

3) Watch movie.


i haven't done a poo yet today.


These people are stupid.

They will fail.



Failure is just an attempt at the impossible, that's all. At least they died trying.

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why do inklings have to have such gorgeous ass? i want to make out with their bum and slip my penor into it after

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don't do this to me anons



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i mean, w-what's not to like about those curves


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that squid is probably dead

9/10 necrofag



Dead squid = sick fuck

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I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moment of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who stumble into one internet fight after theanother, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gatherig stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. just leave 8chan. Do anything else!

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no thanks /b/


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>There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide. just leave 8chan.

>implying the cart comes before the horse



Shhh op, it's time for another masturbation session. Remember 2D beats 3D!



Nice try at a thread, Dyshexomedy.

A valiant and noble effort.

Doomed to fail, sadly.

But - it's among some of your best work, tbh.

Be proud.

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Your waifu IS real and you can't change my mind. You may not be able to talk to her or physically feel her, but she exists in your thoughts and your consciousness. Through pictures, you know what she looks like and you can look at her whenever you want to. You also know what she sounds like, what her personality is, ect. She's real. She exists in your consciousness.


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Thanks for the kind words anon


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thanks op but my heart is already squeezed dry

i have no hopes or patience anymore. it's not like i'm inherently without potential, i have the choice to weaponize my autism and try to accomplish things with it, but it never ever works out. progress sits in my hands like a puddle of quicksilver: it shines there, tempting me, but when i grasp it, it falls through my fingers.

>don't cry for me lain, i'm already dead.


I am sorry to say that she cannot hear you, as she does not exist.


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how is it possible to talk about something if it doesn't exist?

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r8 my lil sis

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>Sex make babies

I know, for a lot of you weeaboos, this might come as a shock to you, even tho you should have only been a damp spot on your parents' sheets.


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you resurrect bad thoughts in me, anon

>i want a qt anime trap that looks like pic related to digest me into thick cummies and squirt me out down a drain or to the trash



I think you need to shove your dick down a trash compactor first...



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I am a potential legal teen

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