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When the employees contacted the police, officers had just responded to an incident in which a man, wearing nothing but underwear, was seen crawling on the lawn in a “concealed manner” near the park, the St. Augustine Police Department said in a statement.

The man, who police identified as the suspect caught on camera at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm, sustained significant injuries to his feet and legs — believed to be crocodile bites. The suspect has since been identified as Brandon Keith Hatfield.

When questioned by police, Hatfield allegedly said he had been attacked by an alligator, according to The Florida Times-Union. He then reportedly told officers he ran into an old man who was walking an alligator on a leash and was all of a sudden “surrounded by all these baby alligators.”



Are they crocodiles or alligators, you fucking moron? Those are two different species and they're not even very closely related compared to a lot of other reptiles. You call this journalism?


Florida Man is the only good superhero comic that gets published anymore.


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I wear sneakers when i sneak into my mom's room and watch her sleeping


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I wear runners when I grab and run from Walmart


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I wear stilettos when I crush puppies


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I wear work boots when I work


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I wear ballet shoes when I ballet


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>told officers he ran into an old man who was walking an alligator on a leash and was all of a sudden “surrounded by all these baby alligators.”

Lel af!

I have told the cops some real whoppers in my life, but I am pretty sure if I was pne of those cops I would have burst out laughing in a most unprofessional manner..




I hate going blind!

You can mistake statues for 'real' and alligators for crocodiles.





t. chink whore


What is going on in this thread?



Just business as usual in Florida.

t. Native Floridian, grew up there and got the fuck out when I was old enough to realize I was in the nation's psycho ward.


do gators have pussies? has anyone fucked a gator?





Just your typical day in Florida, right?



We must stop Gator Walker before he strikes again!


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