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 No.765679

A large, flightless bird killed its owner when he refused to share his cigarette after they had sex, authorities in Florida have said.

The Alachua County Fire Rescue Department said a cassowary killed the man on his property near Gainesville, apparently using its long claws.

The victim, 75-year-old Marvin Hajos, was breeding the birds, which are native to Australia and New Guinea.

The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-04-14/worlds-deadliest-bird-kills-owner-after-fall/

 No.765681

File: ac98e5a91968c28⋯.jpg (12.58 KB, 253x235, 253:235, ac98e5a91968c28ca454ab5d79….jpg)

>after sex


 No.765682

looks like a turkey


 No.765683

File: 7c12d1c3c04a259⋯.jpg (558.55 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, Photo0132.jpg)

I can attest to the fact that those are some evil hard motherfuckers.

Just look at him.


 No.765684

Got what he deserved


 No.765693

What a great time to be alive.


 No.765703

>>765684

>believing a shitpost title

I hope you get what you deserve. ;)


 No.765779

>>765683

Crikey, mate, maybe we should get a dozen of em to fight those fackin emus


 No.766149

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>>765682

>turkey


 No.766151

>own murderbirds

>get murdered

Anyone who is surprised or shocked doesn't know what a cassowary is.


 No.766152

>>765679

>Gainesville

Apparently not if this scrawny loser managed to get killed by a bird lmao


 No.766153

>>766151

This. A Cassowary is basically just a modern Velocirapter, if you're going to keep undomesticated predators as pets then you have nobody to blame but yourself when it eats you.


 No.766155

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puusy bird

my semiauto shot gun would give me a big thanks giving dinner


 No.766157

Emu Wars 2 Cassowary Juggaloo


 No.766782

>>765679

So- a Mex was having sex with a giant bird? No surprise. But was he an ILLEGAL also?


 No.766968

>>765703

>believing a shitpost title

Not him, but I dunno, anon.

The article says:

>the victim, 75-year-old Marvin Hajos, was breeding the birds

so…


 No.766984

world's deadliest bird is the chicken

More people are injured or die from salmonella than this thing


 No.771551

>>766984

My peepee fits better in cassowary.


 No.771557

>>766155

i good slap to the head, and if it were deranged to attack a 2nd, it deserves to go the way of the dodo


 No.771561

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>>771557

dude totally, just like with any large cat, like just punch them in the head, they dont have fists they dont even know how they work.ppl are too afraid and hold this things on a stage like some mma fighter, like john cena will fucking destory a stupid fucking bird before he even got near him. john cena would # a gorilla it wouldnt even blink, no contest.




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