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File: 2fb93d4c03c78a9⋯.jpg (18.75 KB, 291x243, 97:81, City Water Turns Bright Pu….JPG)

 No.784168

Residents of Coal Grove, Ohio turned on their faucets Monday to find something unexpected — bright purple water. And city officials claimed it was perfectly safe, once diluted.

No, it was not photoshop or special effects. The city water running from faucets and toilets in Coal Grove really was a regal shade of purple that would have pleased Prince.

According to city officials, the bright purple water was caused by a pump malfunction at the local treatment plant which dumped too much sodium permanganate into the water.

Sodium permanganate is used to remove iron and manganese from water supply by oxidizing it and turning the minerals into larger particles that can be filtered out.

WSAZ-TV reports the city flushed its water system several times Monday, but people are still being told to run the water until the funky color goes away.

Officials were quick to hose down any panic, admitting the purple water might stain your laundry, but claiming that it’s perfectly safe.

“Once it’s diluted out, it’s not dangerous at all,” Stephen Burchett, water treatment plant operator, said.

Would you be happy to drink the bright purple water?

https://newspunch.com/city-water-purple-ohio-safe/

https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Village-of-Coal-Grove-advises-residents-not-to-use-pink-water--510756501.html

 No.784169

At this point any sane person either buys filters or distills their water, but not doing one or the other is being extremely naive. Its pretty damn clear public commissars don't care about public safety anymore. There could be lead in the water and they'd sit back and watch you consume it these days. Soulless devils. Third world INDEED.


 No.784170

sodium permanganate is PINK, not purple. It's a safe chemical it is used in the water purification process by water treatment facilities everywhere. It's NOT PURPLE because IT'S PINK.

This story happened on June 3rd. Old News

You're so out of touch with what's happening, and you don't even get the details correct.


 No.784171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Only you and 'newspunch' would call this 'purple'


 No.784173

>>784171

Some say its purple, some say its more pink. Some of it actually pink, and in other areas, more purple. So it doesn't really matter.


 No.784174

>>784170

It is news because it wasn't reported here yet. Anything that is up to a month old and not reported is NEWS when posted.


 No.784175

File: 855a7240e0bea08⋯.jpg (35.04 KB, 1496x1252, 374:313, you're colorblind.jpg)

>>784173

>>784174

out of touch and colorblind


 No.784177

>>784174

haha "anything that is up to a month old"


 No.784178

oddly enough, I've read all the disclaimers and notifications on /n/ and I haven't seen anything about this "anything that's up to a month old is still considered news" policy.

so you just made that up, right?


 No.784179

>>784175

Now listen Johnny, you drove me out of here yesterday before noon and I didn't come back on until this morning. The only reason is I was in a bad, bad mood already (suffering alcohol withdrawal)…. but I had my whiskey last night, and I'm up, and I'm not leaving today. You're going to have to deal with this today, and I'm posting a lot more REAL NEWS!


 No.784180

>>784179

Well, since we are fabricating policies, I just decided that 'Any Story Up To 137 Years, 4 Months & 18 Days Old' is considered News in here, as long as it hasn't already been reported on.


 No.784182

File: 36eb83c273179fa⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, PicsArt_06-12-08.58.15.jpg)

BREAKING NEWS: on March 1st 1973 the band PURPLE FLOYD released their album Shadowy Half Of The Moon'


 No.784187

File: dc493108278de11⋯.jpg (54.07 KB, 500x500, 1:1, artworks-000246352095-xlt6….jpg)

BREAKING NEWS: Thomas Brothers Candy Company began producing a variety of hard candy in a former pickle plant in 1928. In 1946, the Thomas Weiner Company began manufacturing its first bubble gum product: five cent Super Bubble.


 No.784188

File: 5afde54e7a07f3a⋯.jpg (52.06 KB, 406x450, 203:225, 91tT3UhEhgL._SY450_.jpg)

Of course, the original flavor was PURPLE


 No.784192

File: 46db2e8c8714c7f⋯.jpg (29.31 KB, 355x284, 5:4, 51imaNs65JL._SX355_.jpg)

Then, due to the popularity of the Purple, they released PINK GRAPE flavor


 No.784199

anti-slide legit8


 No.784200

File: 5086d14d0be2d65⋯.jpg (211.54 KB, 978x412, 489:206, Panther.jpg)

BREAKING NEWS: in 1963, the first Purple Panther Movie was released, resulting in the spinoff Purple Panther cartoons


 No.784203

peppered


 No.784204

File: edaf3474956773d⋯.jpg (460.92 KB, 1548x1024, 387:256, pink-art-oct-23-2017-billb….jpg)

BREAKING NEWS: female singer PURPLE announces a new shitty album of shitty songs!


 No.784206

File: 60d1882dc689ee1⋯.jpg (42.98 KB, 400x520, 10:13, tumblr_ofxkr77ipb1ughf7ho1….jpg)

BREAKING NEWS: in 1964 carnation introduced its product PURPLE STRAWBERRY INSTANT BREAKFAST


 No.784208

sure you want sage?

how about some pepper?


 No.784215

File: d6d12311f363cf4⋯.jpg (109.67 KB, 515x536, 515:536, color_test_poster-1.jpg)

>>784208

BREAKING NEWS: some people have a hard time differentiating colors


 No.784217

want some more pepper?


 No.784218

File: f9ee2abc4d58f09⋯.gif (29.34 KB, 281x276, 281:276, Plate2.gif)


 No.784219

File: 7175e8dfd7d30d8⋯.gif (30.24 KB, 281x276, 281:276, Plate3.gif)


 No.784220

File: fe51bd70f33571e⋯.png (259.32 KB, 677x355, 677:355, color_blind_eye_exam.png)


 No.784222

File: 31c528663848c23⋯.jpg (4.29 MB, 2560x3840, 2:3, healthy-and-filling-blackp….jpg)

pepper exam!


 No.784227

Why do you try to sabotage news threads Johnny?

One would think, if you don't like it here, you would just leave and mind your own affairs.


 No.784232

File: 2c8464c26409a0d⋯.jpg (132 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 719mmgVo4mL._SL1500_.jpg)

>>784168

I heard it's eating shrimp that turns flamingos feathers PURPLE


 No.784233

File: 1bb71d03fa7dffe⋯.jpg (31.73 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 41LAofvImOL.jpg)

>>784227

When Elvis became the first entertainer to receive a $1 Million Advance, he bought his mother this famous PURPLE Cadillac


 No.784234

File: 504f365b9081a00⋯.jpg (95.27 KB, 1013x1000, 1013:1000, Green%20hair%20jessica%20j….jpg)

This young woman inadvertently washed her hair in the purple water, and it TURNED HER HAIR BRIGHT ORANGE


 No.784235

File: 041be03bdf665e5⋯.jpg (225.22 KB, 900x1130, 90:113, 041be03bdf665e5ac194e7bd94….jpg)

>>784169

Aktually….. third world is a political term coined by the the u.s. in the cold war. 1st world was democratic. 2nd world communist, third world was aligned with neither.


 No.784236

File: 113c75ebf1d1a34⋯.jpg (313.75 KB, 852x1280, 213:320, 20190612_095628.jpg)

There have been reports of people drinking the purple water,and having their teeth and tongues turn bright green.


 No.784238

File: a3312b1bf3c69c3⋯.jpg (177.46 KB, 1265x1280, 253:256, 20190612_100018.jpg)

Washing clothes in the purple water will dye them bright red


 No.784240

all sages thrown in the trash can, have some pepper instead


 No.784241

File: 59986277b8e1ec2⋯.jpg (7.17 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images.jpg)

>>784240

Did you hear about Boston Green Sox 'Big Papi' being shot in the back 15 minutes ago?


 No.784242

So Johnny, what would you call a nation that has pink and purple water coming out of public water municipalities?

A Third World Country!


 No.784243

Why do our own bureaucrats deny this is a problem, Johnny?

Unprecedented Corruption!


 No.784245

File: df21fabfa0a8180⋯.jpg (75.19 KB, 1566x881, 1566:881, 190125-Schager-Black-Dahli….jpg)

>>784242

According to the /n/ policy where "Any Story Up To 137 Years, 4 Months & 18 Days Old is considered News in here", I'd like to report on the BROWN DALHIA MURDER!!


 No.784246

>>784168

ussr wasn't third world nor were there any problems with water


 No.784247

>>784245

You made that up, just to fuck with this board and piss people off. Admit it. Most of what I post is less than a week old. Some only 1 or 2 days old, which is not bad at all for news reporting. Even when a publication first publishes a story, it doesn't typically spread until a week later when everyone is talking about it. Same thing here. I report as fast as I can manage. You don't do any such thing. You are a hypocrite and liar.


 No.784248

File: 60237648726f877⋯.jpg (69.68 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, Dollarphotoclub_26299962.jpg)

>>784242

what would you call it when somebody accidentally puts too much laundry detergent in their washing machine?

[ the end of the world ]


 No.784250

>>784246

So we're even worse now than they were before they collapsed?


 No.784251

File: f0dcc0070a31c53⋯.jpg (11.23 KB, 450x338, 225:169, close-up-of-overflowing-ba….jpg)

What do you call it when a person accidentally forgets to turn off the faucet in their sink?

Armageddon


 No.784256

What do you call it when somebody gets a phone call and accidentally lets the spaghetti noodles boil over the sides of the pot?

deliberate destabilization apocalypse


 No.784257

>>784251

What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water coming out of their pipes in a country that is allegedly a first world civilized nation?

FREAKIN' NEWS!


 No.784258

File: 4e5d33f43913b2b⋯.jpg (106.47 KB, 1300x937, 1300:937, boil-over-boiling-over-coo….jpg)

What do you call it when your wife accidentally lets the boiling potato water boil over too long?

The end of times


 No.784259

>>784258

What do you call someone who can't tell a very serious issue plaguing their own nation, or even several very serious issues we currently face which in combination are undermining our country as a whole?

A BRAINWASHED FOOL.


 No.784260

Come on Johnny. When are you going to get fed up and admit we have serious problems and this is NEWS? When you personally get affected by this kind of bullshit? When its too late? When you are forced to say, "oh shit! there really is a problem here!"


 No.784261

File: 91cba8be1466224⋯.jpg (23.6 KB, 557x254, 557:254, out-of-gas.jpg)

What do you call it when somebody runs out of gasoline?

you're a melodramatic reactionary


 No.784262

File: e169731fdfe5560⋯.jpg (33.33 KB, 520x390, 4:3, 13552388_f520.jpg)

>>784260

What do you call it when somebody adds bleach the wrong way and it ruins a pair of blue jeans?

time to murder your family and set your house on fire


 No.784263

>>784261

I'm not emotional! I'm just reactionary. There is a difference. I react when I see threats. I react when I see my own nation collapsing before my very eyes. I react when I see third world invasions that is bringing back third world diseases and violent crime waves. Yes! I react because some one has to speak about it. We can't just ignore all this craziness! It has to be addressed. It is very very serious now. And its getting A LOT worse too as time goes on! Someone has to react already! You are inside a burning house! Start addressing the fire! Call the fire department!


 No.784264

File: 2c43a05af75ef31⋯.jpg (89.77 KB, 750x563, 750:563, 56dd7f70dd0895d4488b46b4-7….jpg)

What do you call it when someone accidentally puts salt in their coffee instead of sugar?

a purple coffee cup & a blue background


 No.784265

What brings you here Johnny? I'm just wondering, what is it that you do like about this place? You say you hate it. Do you really hate it? Or do you hate me? Or do you hate yourself for not being able to do anything about the warnings, so you become resentful? Which is it?


 No.784266

File: b6d5a56e428a539⋯.jpg (4 MB, 1984x2480, 4:5, iStock_000015482487Large.jpg)

What do you call it when someone accidentally adds way too much oregano to the saghetti sauce?

a green tank top


 No.784267

You can do it, Johnny. And I can help you with some suggestions!

>>>/prepare/1


 No.784268

File: 1f4a0d98355fe26⋯.jpg (42.59 KB, 475x256, 475:256, man-in-rain.jpg)

>>784265

>>784267

What do you call it when somebody heard it was going to rain, but forgot to take an umbrella with them?

kill your nieghbors


 No.784269

>>784268

You call them soaked in booze?


 No.784270

>>784267

hahahaha hahahaha!!!!


 No.784271

>>784268

Or you could also call them…. UNPREPARED.


 No.784272

File: 78c9b98d26fc46c⋯.jpg (254.1 KB, 1280x662, 640:331, 20190612_104800.jpg)

What do you call it when somebody inadvertently used garlic salt in their recipe instead of garlic powder?

you're an alcoholic


 No.784273

the ignorant masses, brainwashed by commie classes

as society collapses, as the Illuminati glows and flashes

economic crashes, the rise of the commies and fascists

third world invasions bringing hellish viral contagion

facing nightmare situations and deliberate destabilization

Jews forcing toxic inoculations despite the rise of depopulation

know what I'm sayin', New World Order infestation

children facing molestation as the power shifts Asian


 No.784274

>>784273

Could I get "street cred" from the youngsters for writing that sick rap lyric? If so, maybe I should be writting rhymes for Snoopy Doggidy Dog


 No.784275

>>784271

You prepared for everything that's never going to happen, and have not prepared at all for what WILL happen….

Your death, in a nursing home bed, four months after you suffer a stroke


 No.784276

>>784273

>>784274

hint: don't quit your day job


 No.784277

And as you lay there in the bed in the nursing home, unable to speak or move, life will continue…

None of your reactionary predictions would have ever come true

And the birds will continue chirping, children continue laughing and playing in the park lovers will continue loving, and the sun will continue to rise every morning.

You are the perfect example of how NOT to live

And that's why nobody has any interest in mimicking your redundant disgusting behavior


 No.784278

>>784275

Dude…. it IS happening….

The one thing I got wrong was that it would be a fast collapse. I stand corrected. It will not happen overnight. Its happening here and now, and it is very slow and incremental, and slowly but surely one after another area will collapse…. it will creep for decades until our future generations wake up with nothing at all, in total third world poverty and full blown tyrannical subjugation…… but, it IS happening right now.


 No.784279

>>784277

I vowed never to be institutionalized in anyway. If that means earlier death or an accident, so be it.


 No.784280

>>784277

If I ever died of a stroke, my family would find out when it was too late, and an ambulance or police would be busting down a fortified door to get in, just to find a dead old corpse thats already decomposing. I think my daughter knows this too, thats why I don't always answer her calls, to keep her used to that situation when I do eventually don't return any of her calls. By the time she acted, it would be too late. Rightly so. And therefor: inheritance of a trove of treasure.


 No.784281

>>784278

No….. No it ISN'T….

>>784279

Further proof that you're terrible at predicting things !!

you won't have any choice in the matter. Your daughter wi have power off attorney, and she won't be able to provide you with the around the clock nursing that you'll need, reinserting your Foley catheters, changing your poopie diapers, inserting your feeding tube, etc

nope……

you're SHITTY at predicting things


 No.784282

>>784280

in other words, you've wasted your life preparing for what WON'T happen…..

and now you know why nobody else wastes their time


 No.784284

>>784281

Yes, the US is in serious decline. Should I bring up the third world diseases now plaguing LA? Should I mention all the outsourcing over the years? Should I elaborate how many countries are beginning to liquidate US Treasury bonds and bypass the USD in global trade now? Do I need to tell you about the massive debt insolvency we have? The massive student loan bubble that is wrecking young generations' abilities to afford housing and hurting older generations' trying to sell their homes to younger families who can't afford the mortgages? We have another massive housing market bubble, just like 2008, if not worse by now! Never fixed ANYTHING by bailing out those insolvent corrupt banks! Look at the OP for Christ sake. Toxic tap water has become a problem in the US, like it was in Russia 5 years ago….. the list can go on and on…. not to mention the skyrocketing poverty rates, crumbling infrastructure, geo-engineered disasters that are wiping out whole towns…. levees falling apart flooding whole towns like Winfield…. my God. YES IT IS SLOWLY COLLAPSING!


 No.784285

>>784281

There is not too much to predict anymore. Its all falling apart, just as warned. Its not a fast crash. Its not a total martial law event. Its a slow destabilizing decline of society, infrastructure, economic power and global influence. Meanwhile countries like Russia and China are already on the verge of catching up to our military might. Oh my God! Did you hear about the digital catapult fiasco!? Those new digital catapults from the US Navy hardly work at all and are MALFUNCTIONING!!! We keep telling them go back to steam-powered catapult technology!!! Fucking Christ Almighty! Wake up!


 No.784286

Thats it. I'm going back to posting non-stop US economic / societal decay news from now on. You guys need to know whats going on if you don't already know by now.


 No.784289

File: d1176744d83922b⋯.png (267.47 KB, 960x350, 96:35, PEPTO_BISMOL_CAROUSEL_1_20….png)

>>784286

purple


 No.784290

File: 13b972f9a38573c⋯.jpg (13.19 KB, 1280x928, 40:29, 20190612_115830.jpg)

>>784286

you can't even tell the difference between pink and purple


 No.784291

File: 8414d3929e016ab⋯.jpg (11.89 KB, 1280x924, 320:231, 20190612_115810.jpg)

>>784286

so why would anybody give credence to ANYTHING you say?


 No.784292

File: 27978c781ca6858⋯.jpg (11.85 KB, 1280x928, 40:29, PicsArt_06-12-12.02.47.jpg)

it's the 'End Of The World' !!!!

right ?……… lol


 No.784293

>>784168

You would be so fucking uncool to hang out with


 No.784294

>>784168

You simply can't be cool and just go with the flow and be a likeable person… It would be so fucking uncool to hang out with you


 No.784295

>>784168

I've never seen anybody go so far out of their way, bending over backwards trying to make themselves as unlikable as you

and before you say "I don't care if I'm unlikable", that's bullshit…. because by repelling people, you shoot yourself in the foot because nobody is interested in your message when you are such an unlikeable CAPTAIN BRINGDOWN


 No.784296

File: 881f31de168bcf7⋯.jpg (778.77 KB, 1890x2773, 1890:2773, PicsArt_06-06-02.31.38.jpg)

The 'water' is green.

Enjoy some Sage Wine and Sage Derby Cheese.


 No.784297

like I've always said, you simply don't know how to MARKET YOURSELF

if you want to sway people, you need to package your message in a way that makes it APPEALING

but you're incapable of 'packaging fear' in a way that makes it alluring


 No.784298

File: 533dbd458e892e3⋯.jpg (165.61 KB, 1280x508, 320:127, 20190612_122419.jpg)

>>784168

captain bringdown

>>784257

lol @ you and your '10,000 people' fixation


 No.784299

10,000

wow


 No.784300

>>784171

You drink that water first.


 No.784301

File: df399c03a9ae301⋯.jpg (88.41 KB, 1100x716, 275:179, eyes.jpg)

Pink rain, Pink rain

Pink rain, Pink rain

Pink rain, Pink rain

I only wanted to see you

Bathing in the Pink rain

I never wanted to be your weekend drink

I only wanted some kind of water

Damn, I could sip you if u weren't pink

It's such a shame u killed my daughter

Pink rain, Pink rain

Pink rain, Pink rain

Pink rain, Pink rain

I only wanted to see you

Underneath the Pink rain

i had pink eye once


 No.784302

>>784257

Q: What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water coming out of their pipes ?

A: I call it the news story i saw reported internationally on June 3rd, the same day it happened


 No.784305

>>784257

Q: What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water coming out of their pipes ?

A: I call it you suddenly trying to mask your mistake, by calling it 'pink and purple', when it's not purple at all.


 No.784306

File: 3a5912d49675cfa⋯.png (217.48 KB, 1280x776, 160:97, 20190612_124939.png)

>>784257

Q: What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water

A: i call it you exaggerating by 7,901+ people


 No.784307

>>784257

Q: What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water coming out of their pipes ?

A: I call it a god forsaken shithole called COAL GROVE, OHIO, where the coal mining industry has toxicified everybody's lungs, food, & water table for the past 160 years


 No.784308

>>784257

Q: What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water coming out of their pipes ?

A: I call it yet another opportunity for you to demonstrate how out-of-touch you are, how this story was on the news 12 days ago, how you will try to suggest a simple technical malfunction is a sign that the world is about to end, and to show that you can't tell the difference between purple and pink


 No.784309

>>784257

Q: What do you call it when 10,000+ people wake up to find toxic pink and purple water coming out of their pipes ?

A: I call you a douchebag CAPTAIN BRINGDOWN who repels everybody away


 No.784310

>>784168

forgot to sage………….

douche


 No.784311

File: 152fb12b878cc77⋯.gif (5.28 KB, 400x250, 8:5, OH_274036.gif)

>>784168

The yellow dot on the orange map is COAL GROVE, OHIO

residents of Coal Grove stated "we certainly hope the sodium permanganate is toxic, because living in Coal Grove Ohio is a fate worse than death"


 No.784312

File: 9d57b908321b421⋯.jpg (91.9 KB, 596x446, 298:223, ISi79jo46vcivi0000000000.jpg)

This photo was captioned 'The Best Places To Live In Coal Grove, Ohio'

case closed


 No.784313

File: 26b2ae231374279⋯.jpg (141.34 KB, 800x542, 400:271, 91_34_3 Massillon Oak Hill….jpg)

There have NEVER been 10,000 residents in Coal Grove, Ohio.

The highest population in Coal Grove was 3,207 people, back in 1941at the height of the disgusting coal mining that polluted and toxicified the entire area.

the population has declined steadily since then.

In 2010, the population was 2,128

now it's 2,099


 No.784314

File: 9724d5f8dd287ec⋯.jpg (293.85 KB, 1300x958, 650:479, water-polluted-from-the-re….jpg)

Water polluted from the residue of waste material from coal mining activity that was dumped in the Ohio River


 No.784315

File: 0f7f07418dbb29c⋯.jpg (122.71 KB, 620x354, 310:177, 144629_620.jpg)

I'd hate to think that the fine citizens of COAL GROVE OHIO would have to deal with a possible contaminant in their water


 No.784316

File: af01d5e286c18ee⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1080x2160, 1:2, Screenshot_2019-06-12-13-1….png)

After all, when it comes to clean water, COAL GROVE, OHIO has the very best !!!


 No.784317

File: 9f402cbf88cfa98⋯.jpg (107.48 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, ohio.river_.jpg)

NOBODY has better drinking water than COAL GROVE, OHIO


 No.784318

File: 4ed9dfba1e4effc⋯.jpg (608.21 KB, 1552x873, 16:9, cfc61720aff0d4facc91c55533….jpg)

The coal mining industry is what has polluted Coal Grove Ohio's drinking water with this bright green pollution for the past 160 years


 No.784319

File: 3b7c67f47ef6dd5⋯.jpg (100.11 KB, 596x398, 298:199, i-2-in-appalachia-this-pil….jpg)

Thank God there are still parts of Coal Grove where the sodium permanganate hasn't turned the pollution pink


 No.784320

File: c52d104dc0483a5⋯.jpg (109.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 2000-flushes-toilet-cleane….jpg)

No problem.

Just another 1,990 flushes, and the problem will be solved


 No.784321

File: 683849082024abc⋯.jpg (150.65 KB, 845x506, 845:506, home-responsive.jpg)

>>784168

go drink it off, gandalf


 No.784329

Okay…….

I've got to go take care of some business.

I had a great time today. This thread was awesome!!


 No.784330

File: 2fbdfb1850e6c4a⋯.jpg (8.33 KB, 300x187, 300:187, Freez-ett-Bldg.jpg)

And while in Coal Grove, be sure to try the purple passion Hawaiian ice at Coal Grove Freez Ett


 No.784369

fake news

real news:

i'm hooked on eating shit

>>>/n/784172

my anus hurts

>>>/freedomzine/356

paint dries

>>>/n/784181

Do like Andy, just-kiss-it, fuck off for good

>>>/freedomzine/245

prepare to be enlightened


 No.784384

>>784369

Trust Me…. I've been enlightened recently…

'illuminated', to be more technically accurate….

but not in here…..

it happened with Sarah….


 No.784395

Permanganate is actually a pretty good oxidizer for destroying organics. But I guess pussy chan loves ingesting their estrogens and other pharmas that don’t normally get treated in typical WTP processes.


 No.784403

>USSA

You will stop this shit.


 No.784404

File: bdab29d1049f97b⋯.jpg (32.42 KB, 528x352, 3:2, 1yG28tM.jpg)

>>784403

You obviously don't understand the macroscopic rationalizations for this coined term.


 No.784408

>removing natural iron from water

Why? Iron is healthy as fuck to eat.

If you use an iron pan to cook food there is a non-negligible amount of iron that will leech into the food and benefit the people who eat the food.


 No.784409

>>784182

>>784187

BREAKING NEWS: You suck and you should shut up


 No.784410

File: 1b06c5639f408a9⋯.png (114.17 KB, 431x431, 1:1, turn back time.png)

>>784168

the frogs that came in contact with the purple water immediately became gay and started singing cher songs.


 No.784423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the most important part isnt in this video

sometimes it's worth listening to Dennis


 No.784429

CAPITALISM FAILS


 No.784433

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.784566

legit confirmed news


 No.784569

>Once it’s diluted out, it’s not dangerous at all

This is indeed perfectly true. I'll just open the tap to get more water to dilute it with…


 No.784573

Once it's diluted it's safe…in other words it's not safe until you dilute it. It's not safe in it's current form…brainless idiots.


 No.784576

File: 97ad21046167ee1⋯.png (38.92 KB, 384x471, 128:157, Sodium permanganate.png)

Luckily, I don't trust public tap water as much as I don't trust our lying piece of shit government.




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