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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: e0984833872f883⋯.png (654.47 KB, 507x658, 507:658, ClipboardImage.png)

90ceb5  No.314572

>Be American

>Get shot

Six Off-Duty Police Officers Were Inside Borderline Bar When Shooting Started

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2018/11/08/six-police-officers-were-inside-borderline-bar-when-shooting-started/

Prince Charles won't speak out when he becomes king

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46133114

Duke of York: Keep 'engaging' with Saudis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46131305

Paypal stops handling payments for Tommy Robinson

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46139193

nihil sub sole novum

90ceb5  No.314580

First for posters without borders


5dcd7b  No.314581

This one was posted first tbh


8c6565  No.314582


21da14  No.314586

File: 46c42316b7a6f68⋯.png (5.64 MB, 1152x2048, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

frances tbh


b880ab  No.314587

File: a922041179e03b9⋯.png (4.77 KB, 358x358, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314552

>ruski

>doesn't know what a balaclava is

>cba to search through your junk :^)

lass i literally posted it like only a few weeks ago and a tagged/me exists

>dunno if i want to know your face

dunno if that's a good or bad thing

>>314555

no tears

only dreams now


5dcd7b  No.314588

>>314587

keeeeeek. That's pretty comfy. Love the dick and balls


9a2561  No.314589

File: 73ce702dbdabb78⋯.webm (3.75 MB, 720x405, 16:9, Supreme Gentleman Trailer.webm)

>>314572

Another Supreme Gentleman has struck America.


90ceb5  No.314590

File: 27205a37401c97f⋯.png (443.02 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314589

Doesn't look very supreme to me


8c6565  No.314591

that sure was an anime


b880ab  No.314592

>>314588

l-love the what now, lad


21da14  No.314593

>>314590

It's Mr Regular


5dcd7b  No.314594

>>314592

the dick pushing against my duvet and the saggy balls underneath it


8c6565  No.314595

bit gay lad


5dcd7b  No.314596

File: dde94a993910eb2⋯.jpg (32.03 KB, 437x437, 1:1, dde94a993910eb2461b85d2ca7….jpg)

Come on lads I am not gay now


8c6565  No.314597

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

in a perfect world, men like 22st would not exist


92452b  No.314598

>>314587

update you look prerty good


90ceb5  No.314599

>>314597

But this is not, a perfect world


b880ab  No.314600

File: 4377d091118a49c⋯.png (60.56 KB, 160x294, 80:147, 4377d091118a49cccbd8633adf….png)

>>314594

keeeeeeeeeek


8c6565  No.314601

>>314600

>saving that horrific screencap

it makes my eyes water


5dcd7b  No.314602

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>314597

>Wessex does not love me like I love him


8c6565  No.314603

>>314602

I tolerate a lot of people here

it's so unfair when mummy says I'm intolerant smh


21da14  No.314604

File: 5a649d6153c5f1e⋯.png (274.67 KB, 566x539, 566:539, 5a649d6153c5f1e3e46bf2228c….png)


90ceb5  No.314605

Lad I hope you have gotten rid of that moustache


5dcd7b  No.314606

>>314603

So it's worse than I expected, you simply tolerate me


8c6565  No.314607

>>314606

that's pretty good when you consider I feel seething hatred for 99% of humanity


5dcd7b  No.314608

>>314605

Wat moustache


90ceb5  No.314609

>>314608

Panzie's


5dcd7b  No.314610

File: 8491b098aac4e61⋯.png (10.24 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

>>314607

Nah lad going to go to bed and feel sorry for myself now tbh

night lads


92452b  No.314611

>>314605

leave him alone


90ceb5  No.314612

>>314611

Everything else is fine tbh, was expecting a lot worse.


2450d5  No.314613

File: 744eefb4730e67c⋯.png (381.05 KB, 701x602, 701:602, ClipboardImage.png)

>LABOUR SHORTAGE

>not RISING WAGES


8c6565  No.314614

>>314609

post it, I'll compaire it with my own

>>314610

that's comfy tbh lad, goodnight


90ceb5  No.314615

>>314614

I'm not posting someone else's face.


92452b  No.314616

>>314614

get a tumbler and find it yourself if you need it that much


21da14  No.314617

File: 6cc3dee8dcb2429⋯.jpg (103.99 KB, 612x612, 1:1, Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)


8c6565  No.314618

>>314616

I can see one of the tumblrs with nice art on it tbh

don't have the inclination for more public internet presence though


90ceb5  No.314619

File: c3439f1db378de1⋯.gif (596.92 KB, 593x616, 593:616, 1472748990820.gif)

>going through my entire tumblr

panic


b880ab  No.314620

>>314619

you're doing the same lad


92452b  No.314621

I just don't fucking know what to draw. sorry man.

>>314619

>>314620

cute


90ceb5  No.314622

>>314620

I did because you mentioned it and reblogged some of the aesthetic posts.


8c6565  No.314623

>>314621

some random lines then do a sketch out of it


90ceb5  No.314624

File: c6144f0b0abf005⋯.png (479.2 KB, 564x704, 141:176, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c6d6d3b78289d78⋯.png (527.34 KB, 540x675, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 64dbdebba50fe61⋯.png (1.16 MB, 897x1171, 897:1171, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314621

Have a Panzie composite outfit/moodboard

>>314622

Some of the aesthetic posts on my way down there*


8c6565  No.314625

File: 89e5f835b7777f8⋯.png (202.64 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, wewspepe.png)

>trousers keep falling down

it's working, soon I will be an average-sized human bean


90ceb5  No.314626

File: e7fc701b196932c⋯.png (575.66 KB, 475x668, 475:668, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314624

I forgot the shoes whoops


92452b  No.314627

>>314625

congrats


90b76c  No.314628

File: 96ef26d5dab48c7⋯.webm (2.05 MB, 540x960, 9:16, nightcore rockerfeller st….webm)

imaging getting a grip on her


2450d5  No.314629

File: d6ca4f4c2aafd07⋯.png (473.27 KB, 744x531, 248:177, ClipboardImage.png)


b880ab  No.314630

File: 9a8d3016e89f2ae⋯.jpg (61.75 KB, 1200x849, 400:283, CxhbLZvXUAE9Gvl.jpg)

>>314624

>>314626

pretty accurate tbh


90ceb5  No.314631

>>314630

I'd love a huge knife and a leg holster like that tbh, where would you ever get holsters like that these days?


93e27a  No.314632

>>314626

>insure


90ceb5  No.314633

>>314632

I didn't make it bro


93e27a  No.314634

File: 74b21510cf31c0f⋯.gif (631.15 KB, 512x481, 512:481, 0be6b9497f02a33c18790bdb68….gif)

>>314633

didn't say you did breh


2e243a  No.314635

File: 957ddfc6ffe0bde⋯.jpg (3.2 MB, 2150x2778, 1075:1389, ant westiee.jpg)

drew myself reaching my final form


8c6565  No.314636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314627

thanks lass

do you find wattles and skin flaps sexy?

asking for a friend


b880ab  No.314637

File: 67c7d7f702614b7⋯.png (78.96 KB, 251x478, 251:478, 5e0cd6e54cf62624cdc7818092….png)

>>314631

well, the sheath would come with the knife, but i think you'd just have to get it custom made, or make it yourself. i have no doubt if you commissioned a large knife like that from a blacksmith you'd be able to also get a holster at the same time if they collabed or made their own leatherwork. wouldn't be too hard on your own provided you had a bit of leather and a few tools though, all you really need is the ability to cut and sew


b880ab  No.314638

>>314635

now colour it lad


92452b  No.314639

>>314635

why ants tho

not being mean just curious

>>314636

tell your friend i'm not a fan but i don't feel or care either way


21da14  No.314640

File: 0e403cd2b60313e⋯.png (4.64 MB, 1909x1923, 1909:1923, ClipboardImage.png)

france's grandparents


90b76c  No.314641

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


90ceb5  No.314642

>parents talking about vikings at dinner

>Ask me if I've seen it,

>tell them I haven't as I'm not a fan of pop history

>they ask me a bunch of questions about authenticity and stuff that happened in the show and if it is possible

>give them the best explanations I can have off the top of my head

>brother keeps saying "were you there tho" every time I answer a question

for what purpose?


2450d5  No.314643

File: 92824c3473f21bd⋯.jpg (171.77 KB, 801x850, 801:850, __bowsette_and_chain_chomp….jpg)

>>314640

Swarthy people smh.

>>314642

Did they ask you about the mosque episode too.


90ceb5  No.314644

>>314643

Tbh I quite liked the 13th warrior with Antonio Banderas


b880ab  No.314645

>>314642

edgy contrarianism

watched the first episode of that tbh, seems interesting but never got round to continuing

same with black sails

watching tv takes effort

>>314643

>mosque episode


21da14  No.314646

>>314643

>Swarthy people smh.

rude


90ceb5  No.314647

>>314645

TV is boring for the most part


90b76c  No.314648

>>314645

Black Sails was terrible. Vikings was OK but wont rewatch it.


2450d5  No.314649

File: ae5f64ece0a10e3⋯.png (830.7 KB, 1034x744, 517:372, ClipboardImage.png)

The royal banner is nice.


dd9a42  No.314650

File: 9d5823a869cec32⋯.png (375.96 KB, 3278x2148, 1639:1074, OI.png)

some phrases I heard from my npc mum and her low iq sky sports watching beer guzzling wannabe hardman boyfriend while the were watching ITV news

>News talking about shooting in yankland

"this is the 307th mass shooting in america this year"

>Mum-"300th, can't be, there have been 300 of these THIS YEAR ALONE?"

>want to butt in at this point and explain that wogs shooting eachother in ghettos skews the stats

>The boyfriend says"Yeah its true" as if he has a fucking clue

>news mentions shooter is white

>Mums boyfriend"That'll be trump humped cause it was a white american and not an immigrant"

was incredible to see people literally take on 30 minutes of propaganda while not questioning a single thing, we are truly up against the devil at this point, also the news said the shooter used a "high powered pistol" LMAO wonder how many busy body mumsnet types were clutching their pearls and went online to sign a petition to ban "high powered pistols" LMAO, in another fucking country


21da14  No.314651

>>314649

like u not


90ceb5  No.314652

>>314650

>letting your mum have a boyfriend

that is not based or redpilled


92452b  No.314653

>>314650

>having an npc mum

poor sod

my mum isn't through and through redpill baste but she's no npc


21da14  No.314654

>>314652

yeah he should be his mum's boyfriend


8c6565  No.314655

>>314642

retards

as if TV gets anything right

>>314653

>lads mums here are mostly golems

>lasses mums are all baste greenpills

really electrifies the synapses


21da14  No.314656

>>314655

my ma is fine tbh


8c6565  No.314657

>>314656

>most well adjusted and successful lads' mums are fine

really paints it black


21da14  No.314658

>>314657

really makes you think


93e27a  No.314659

trimmed my fingernails, toenails, and pubes. feels so much better, they all got so long


dd9a42  No.314660

File: d4b1b4dd4083ade⋯.jpg (81.54 KB, 960x960, 1:1, d4b1b4dd4083ade99cb924aa96….jpg)

>why don't you have a girlfriend anon

because all the women look like this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6366045/Ladies-Day-Glamorous-racegoers-let-hair-loose-party-hard-Spring-Racing-Carnival-kicks-off.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback

and I'm too ugly to get the ones that aren't like that


21da14  No.314661

File: 0745d4fb80d5430⋯.png (1.22 MB, 800x1000, 4:5, 0745d4fb80d54300470c947d69….png)

lasses are gr8


8c6565  No.314662

hey panzie you've drawn overwatch stuff, do you play that shitpile?

I do, with a couple other lads, could be fun to squad


21da14  No.314663

>>314662

nerf bastion


93e27a  No.314664

>>314662

>tfw no reapette gf


b880ab  No.314665

File: 1bb4fa0ce792ba7⋯.png (100.38 KB, 919x816, 919:816, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314660

goodness me

>>314662

i do yeah tbh

find me on discord


8c6565  No.314666

>>314665

I'll inv you later tbh, can't be arsed to do any more


90ceb5  No.314668

<overbotch


8c6565  No.314669

put your trip back on, faggot


b880ab  No.314670

>>314666

didnt mean we had to play now lad


8c6565  No.314671

>>314670

yeah later

it's bedtime now tbh

gotta get a goods night sleep for a full day of NEETing tomorrow


dd9a42  No.314672

File: 5c17cad996cc943⋯.jpg (85.05 KB, 903x714, 43:34, 1456929812592.jpg)

has anyone started too see the collapse of society incoming based on the microcosm of their own family


b880ab  No.314673

File: 37495a502b51712⋯.png (106.74 KB, 728x90, 364:45, ClipboardImage.png)

>get this ad on a website

they know i am a manchild

>>314671

sleep well lad its hard work doing no work


90ceb5  No.314674

>>314673

>getting the easy lego adverts

oof


93e27a  No.314675

File: e68bca21767527a⋯.png (74.46 KB, 933x496, 933:496, cursor.png)

why do I keep getting this frozen mouse cursor on my screen? in this screenshot, my actual cursor was right next to it so there were two. only restarting the computer gets rid of it


92452b  No.314676

File: d76087a53f06a6a⋯.jpg (241.43 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1538548736841.jpg)

Aint no one gonna watch QT?? I'll go to bed then soon

>>314672

i wish. but no my family is long over its dysfunktional phase.


90ceb5  No.314677

>>314676

We haven't watched QT here for a long time


21da14  No.314678

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314676

>Aint no one gonna watch QT?? I'll go to bed then soon

>watching QT

>2018

I'm not mentally ill anymore


21da14  No.314679

how many people here are left handed


92452b  No.314680

>>314678

happy to hear


93e27a  No.314681

>>314679

I'm left eyed but right handed


b880ab  No.314682

>>314681

>left eyed

what did he mean by this?


21da14  No.314683

>>314682

he's only got one eye


93e27a  No.314684

>>314682

eye dominance, the eye you focus through with both eyes open. which side of your nose to do you see with both eyes open? it's that one


92452b  No.314685

what a shitty attempt at oc let's never try that again

>>314684

>tfw don't see my nose

now what


b880ab  No.314686

>>314684

neither because my brain blocks it out as intended

>>314685

ahhhh you can't not show us lass


93e27a  No.314687

>>314685

>now what

hold your arm out and make a finger-ring around a lightswitch or something. closing one eye at a time, see which one makes the lightswitch move out of the circle


b880ab  No.314688

>>314687

closing the right eye makes it move out but as im sitting here typing the side i can see seems to be the left one


2e243a  No.314689

File: 400b188c0927b5e⋯.png (1.41 MB, 960x1200, 4:5, 400b188c0927b5e6f6fcf16160….png)

>>314676

Oh yeah jordan peterson is on right, that'll be funny.


92452b  No.314690

>>314687

>making me lose the circle game to myself

nice try burger


21da14  No.314691

File: 34f4fa01be141cc⋯.png (418.2 KB, 638x543, 638:543, 34f4fa01be141cc829f7e4ebb9….png)


93e27a  No.314692

>>314688

hmm

idk, for me it's the left eye for both. maybe look up "find eye dominance" and try other things

so with both eyes open, you see the left side of your nose? and only if you close your left eye, do you see the right side of your nose?


92452b  No.314693

>>314689

yeah but if were not memeing along i cba and i don't want to visit brit either so I'll just sleep on it and save the rage anyway.


2e243a  No.314694

File: ddaf14ee026bc9f⋯.png (30.45 KB, 274x184, 137:92, 1540662000477.png)

where do i watch qt help

>>314693

ill probably watch it then go to bed


21da14  No.314695

>>314694

>where do i watch qt help

yer ma


b880ab  No.314696

>>314694

iplayer online if that exists


ec3ec7  No.314697

>>314694

google tvcatchup lad


9a2561  No.314698

>>314649

There's a reason I once used it as my flag.


2e243a  No.314699

File: e262e6044be78fc⋯.png (90.39 KB, 243x232, 243:232, 1540441291152.png)

found it lads cheers


dd9a42  No.314700

File: 58a6a3b9544b615⋯.png (38.34 KB, 300x264, 25:22, 1456892803626.png)

>>314699

>tfw wnb as qt as this anime boy

wish I was self aware when I was cute, youth truly is wasted on the young


2e243a  No.314701

File: a6bc1457927af47⋯.jpg (94.43 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 1541392043681.jpg)

>when people use the term northern powerhouse unironically

cringe

>mass transit system linking bradford leeds and dewsbury

the islamabad express allaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


92452b  No.314702

File: b407800b620d45e⋯.png (168.81 KB, 589x563, 589:563, Jared.png)

i love him lads


21da14  No.314703

File: 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg)


9a2561  No.314704

>>314701

The North was had its moment in the sun during the Industrial Revolution and Empire. Interestingly Henry VI wanted to move the Chancellor and Treasury to York, which was widely unpopular especially for merchants in London who benefited from being so close to government.


2e243a  No.314705

>>314704

Yes the competition between the great northern cities to build the most beautiful public spaces, I long for that time where everywhere was like a grimshaw painting.

>Interestingly Henry VI wanted to move the Chancellor and Treasury to York, which was widely unpopular especially for merchants in London who benefited from being so close to government.

I wish the capital was moved somewhere nice and quiet that truly embodies england instead of london tbh.


2e243a  No.314706

>>314704

>The north was had

*laughs at your typo* :^ )


93e27a  No.314707

>>314705

>I wish the capital was moved somewhere nice and quiet that truly embodies england instead of london tbh.

capitals attract filth, better to keep it in London as a quarantine


2e243a  No.314708

>>314700

perhaps you will find somebody who makes you feel that way one day


b880ab  No.314709

File: 87f3bc75e41a2ae⋯.png (199.51 KB, 1618x900, 809:450, soufvsnorf.png)

>>314701

>northern powerhouse

>>314705

sheffield is the answer tbh, even though its also industrial its more central and the heart of the steel industry and is a lot more surrounded by nature i feel


b880ab  No.314710

>>314707

true tbh


21da14  No.314711

>putting your capital anywhere in """"Yorkshite""""""


9a2561  No.314712

File: c3b9d163cf6c800⋯.png (257.03 KB, 801x566, 801:566, Nemo Slap.png)

>>314705

Well it would have been good for the South too, accents would've be kept more, for example Surrey would be more rural. Funnily enough in the 14th century before the Black Death the counties surrounding London were complained about of being over crowded.

>>314706

*Slaps you*


fb6b7a  No.314713

File: 2e0f82331c0de32⋯.png (1006.59 KB, 1052x1200, 263:300, ClipboardImage.png)

>"Wow anon, your thoughts on immigration and tradition are so much more convincing than my bf's. Hey, ummm, what are you doing later?"


21da14  No.314714

>>314713

based swarthy lasses


9a2561  No.314715

>>314713

Doesn't look like she'd be too much into tradition.


2e243a  No.314716

Dimbleby bringing up racial knife crime stats.

>>314712

>Funnily enough in the 14th century before the Black Death the counties surrounding London were complained about of being over crowded.

Damn imagine if they could see it now. Bubonic plague do it again.

>*Slaps you*

>accents would've be kept more

*keeps laughing*


fb6b7a  No.314717

>>314715

if you were a chad she wouldn't care less


9a2561  No.314718

File: 37a262ebb78a90a⋯.webm (7.42 MB, 260x260, 1:1, accent.webm)

>>314716

Well in the South East the accents are all rather homogenised, there's also that sort of city accent that almost all 20-25s have which you can't really place anywhere.


9a2561  No.314719

>>314717

Wouldn't want to attract that sort of woman either way.


fb6b7a  No.314720

>>314719

Better start hanging around wheatfields then


b880ab  No.314721

File: 7e629230dc4e661⋯.jpg (39.68 KB, 468x510, 78:85, tumblr_inline_php7u4eqch1s….jpg)

>>314718

>tfw your parents both have fairly refined accents

>tfw grew up in and around herts/essex

>sound too posh and gay for chavs

>sound too chavvy and unintelligent for private schoolers


9a2561  No.314722

>>314720

Wouldn't want those women either, trying too hard and presenting a false representation of themselves.


21da14  No.314723

File: 33102df5742eb00⋯.png (1.32 MB, 634x957, 634:957, 33102df5742eb00d22378cbd6c….png)


2e243a  No.314724

File: ccd8497b21f6d12⋯.jpg (39.1 KB, 499x364, 499:364, 1540245341581.jpg)

>>314723

>>314713

Do lasses like this like skinny lads with a heart of gold?


3eb5b5  No.314726

I wank so hard.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS FAP)

90ceb5  No.314727

Lads, where was today's question time?


2e243a  No.314728

File: 699952e09a381dc⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314727

An unclean room.


21da14  No.314729

>>314727

yer ma


dd9a42  No.314730

File: db952ae81c93bc6⋯.png (18.52 KB, 914x235, 914:235, Untitled.png)


21da14  No.314731

>>314730

okay this is epic


90ceb5  No.314732

>>314730

Because I think I spotted someone in the crowd…


2e243a  No.314733

File: 26a63e42f8c9532⋯.jpg (419.45 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, pembs hooni.jpg)

Goodnight all, goodnight m'lad.


b880ab  No.314734

>>314733

sleep well lew

where are you getting these images from, btw


fb6b7a  No.314735

File: 188c5c41b892aef⋯.jpg (102.91 KB, 598x717, 598:717, ring.jpg)

>>314722

>not wanting a tradthot with internalised misogyny you can exploit

nah I get you, I get a very weird feeling from a lot of them

>>314724

Heart of gold only works if you're a female stripper tbh


55fea6  No.314742

>>314741

>(1)

lad…


b880ab  No.314744

>>314742

>(1)

lad…


55fea6  No.314745

File: 988e03ea2eaaf18⋯.jpg (7.3 KB, 250x216, 125:108, 1525085270045.jpg)


55fea6  No.314748

File: 49f33738091abac⋯.png (192.86 KB, 208x385, 208:385, c40 (1).png)


55fea6  No.314749

>>314747

Don't spread the poz to your sister, lad


3059ce  No.314750

File: 2f4fd0855ee7748⋯.jpg (105 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, laughing hoighty toight.jpg)

>tfw didn't fall for the work meme


55fea6  No.314751

File: a0dc49c73c66fe0⋯.png (342.87 KB, 649x627, 59:57, 1541731771409.png)

Woah is ghostface dare I say /arelad/?


36ffd0  No.314752

Good day lads. I followed a Pakistani man into some public toilets today, he went into one of the cubicles and started to shit. I sat in the cubicle next to him and started wanking. Love the smell of a greasy shit, makes me so erect. The foul aroma of shit with a hint of curry filled the toilets and I started wanking even faster. The man finished shitting and thankfully he didn't flush. I cummed in some toilet paper and went over to the next cubicle where I was greeted by a six inch long turd. I inhaled deeply and licked the toilet seat. It was beautiful. I wrapped the semi-hard turd in some bog roll and put it in my pocket. I was so excited. I rode the bus home and I smiled to myself, knowing everyone around me could smell the shit I had tucked away. Got home and I fried some coconut oil in a pan and then added the turd. Next, I opened a jar of curry sauce and poured it over the shit. I cooked it for about twenty minutes. It came out perfectly. I love the taste of curried shit.


55fea6  No.314753

The mysterious poo man

Just created some poops myself tbh. Slender creamy things.


3059ce  No.314754

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wew lads. Something's happening.


b880ab  No.314755

>>314751

we should all be doing this, or should all have done it. i'm going to do it again, in minecraft

>>314752

>>314753

bored are we lads


b880ab  No.314756

File: f36bde1378f4905⋯.jpg (24.11 KB, 567x434, 81:62, 12289703_1519605035029600_….jpg)

>>314754

>trans women getting murdered in the streets

where are these trannies being Litcherally murdered i keep hearing about? how do i be there to see it happen?


3059ce  No.314757

>>314756

It was real in their mind


b880ab  No.314758

File: 5dbc3448aeffcc7⋯.png (515.68 KB, 640x733, 640:733, ClipboardImage.png)

alice glass is pretty hot tbh


b880ab  No.314759

File: 63627ac7921cdf4⋯.png (89.97 KB, 540x305, 108:61, ClipboardImage.png)


b880ab  No.314760

to


b880ab  No.314761

america


55fea6  No.314762

Driving lads stay safe


b880ab  No.314763

>>314762

drive safe tooty


b880ab  No.314764

File: 931553ec96423c9⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.51 MB, 652x480, 163:120, tumblr_pgkhyeshZh1x9e3an_4….mp4)


26e1c0  No.314765

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

just saw cannibal corpse, was sick as always

>tfw no big tiddy goth gf

>>314751

>Suspect sought


b880ab  No.314766

n


b880ab  No.314767

my life is utter misery. everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

im going to do it for real this time. bye bye


26e1c0  No.314768

>>314767

>my life is utter misery

you're far from alone in that

>im going to do it for real this time. bye bye

lad no


5a877a  No.314769

File: 95f85c6c2ea882c⋯.mp4 (1.38 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, ♫ luweepoo - original soun….mp4)

morning lads


88f72a  No.314770

>>314767

Lad what is wrong with you smh just watch or read some Jojo


3059ce  No.314771

>>314769

Issat Dankula?


5a877a  No.314772

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

3059ce  No.314773

>>314772

>four nobodies get to decide what's acceptable in Scotland

Good to know. Gonna find three people and make a video declaring all of the things I like not welcome in England.


3059ce  No.314774

File: 1e774dc51994bf7⋯.png (624.71 KB, 608x1115, 608:1115, ClipboardImage.png)

ahhhh


3059ce  No.314775

bottoms


2450d5  No.314776

File: ef130d23a39e28f⋯.mp4 (1.66 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1541723751.mp4)

Smh I should have stayed up for this QT after all.


3059ce  No.314777

>>314776

fug.

forgot Peterson was on. Did he make a fanny of himself?


2450d5  No.314778

File: 7ea5dd4b4d06806⋯.png (616.34 KB, 658x794, 329:397, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314777

I think he was pretty boring but got a lot of applause for stating the obvious.


8c6565  No.314779

File: ce90557539d064b⋯.png (15.67 KB, 311x355, 311:355, wojaknoire.png)

morning lads


3059ce  No.314780

>>314778

I do approve of Peterson for that much I suppose. Being able to go on TV and argue fairly intelligently against far left nonsense, without being pushed into one of their traps.


8c6565  No.314781

File: 07d0ed1a3da5117⋯.png (346.63 KB, 556x863, 556:863, sargoysuit.png)

>peterson

why would they put such a brainlet on their show and not the ultimate mastermind?


2e243a  No.314782

File: d25e3896e65847d⋯.jpg (48.31 KB, 806x281, 806:281, r3sbayk4xn611.jpg)

Had a migraine for 20 hours straight and not slept.

>Get up and a family member threw my paracetamol away

Looks like we're going au natural. Anybody got any advice, hangover cures etc that might help?


8c6565  No.314783

>>314782

don't look at electronic screens


8c6565  No.314784

File: 17d59f18b3f7fe1⋯.mp4 (153.69 KB, 480x360, 4:3, sortyourfuckinglifeoutmate.mp4)

it's friday

I can no longer avoid this week's responsibilities

time… to write emails


3059ce  No.314785

>>314782

>threw my paracetamol away

lol. Why? Are you an addict?


5a877a  No.314786

>>314782

why don't you get a place of your own free from unwanted interference?


8c6565  No.314787

File: afc5a7ea01f479c⋯.gif (1.37 MB, 300x300, 1:1, doggo fear.gif)

michael myers in a fursuit sure was wierd


2b00d2  No.314788

>>314785

>>314786

No they just like to visit and throw shit away that isn't theirs. Anybody else have this problem with relatives?


2450d5  No.314789

File: 472c4a45c8cb3ee⋯.png (487.47 KB, 626x939, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa scotland noooo


8c6565  No.314790

faggot jocks, not a surprise

22st, you want to do a film night tomorrow or today? don't really have any of my own suggestions though


8c6565  No.314791

File: 383988b350ada2e⋯.webm (1.36 MB, 360x360, 1:1, It's Biology.webm)

relevant and amusing webm


e01c04  No.314792

h


90ceb5  No.314793

>tfw winter only begins in December

what the fuck

>>314767

Don't do it lad.


9a2561  No.314794

What happened to posts 312736-314741, 314746 and 314747?


e01c04  No.314795

>>314794

yer ma


8c6565  No.314796

File: c0c7b3cee90ee7e⋯.mp4 (5.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DK Despair.mp4)

hope panzie's alive tbh, I still need a housemate


ca74b4  No.314797

File: f05605522dddc75⋯.jpg (56.66 KB, 547x579, 547:579, image0 (1).jpg)

I have deleted all gay anime folders

Nothing but 100% straight posting from me from now on

>>314789

This is good news because over time parents and the general public will grow to see how degenerate these "lessons" are, with the likes of drag queens coming into school to do speeches etc. On the grand scheme of things this is great.

However it is terrible for the likes of us and the children, naturally, but there are always casualties in war.

I know a 13 year old boy who came out as gay recently, and his older sister is a lesbian. Dark times ahead but we'll pull through eventually

>>314790

You're not far behind us, careful

>>314791

cringe


9a2561  No.314798

>>314789

The most controversial speaker I ever had to sit through was a woman with HIV, to break the stigma that only the gays have it.

>>314797

I think the Conservatives are a bit ahead of Scotland on these things, what with wanting to make it so one only needs to declare themselves the opposite gender to be considered it. Smh the only thing they're conserving is …, actually I can't think of anything that they are.


e01c04  No.314799

File: 3a829b59a1574b9⋯.png (75.29 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


8c6565  No.314800


ca74b4  No.314801

File: 814ce7c7c2caaa1⋯.jpg (8.58 KB, 342x245, 342:245, 1541703337773.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


2450d5  No.314802

File: 52d482b550cf3a4⋯.png (452.98 KB, 557x694, 557:694, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm sure I read about another car crash that narrowly missed world leaders recently.


5dcd7b  No.314803

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

poor lad running out of ideas


e01c04  No.314804

>>314802

Macron's ego nearly hit him


5dcd7b  No.314805

>>314790

tomorrow tbh lad


3059ce  No.314806

>>314788

>it's not even their house

No. Fucking hell, man. What's wrong with your family?


8c6565  No.314807

File: 096a3750b7574cf⋯.png (35.91 KB, 1040x639, 1040:639, doogle32jf.png)

>>314805

had JF's USS Liberty stream on while I was doing some work tbh, pretty comfy

oo ere keel yisrellis


5dcd7b  No.314808

>>314807

tbh. Didn't watch it tbh give me the quick rundown

I just don't really care for when he brings other people on


8c6565  No.314809

File: 1a228d671836485⋯.png (318.32 KB, 890x890, 1:1, seriouslyjew.png)

>>314808

Two based yanks shill their book about it, one was actually on the ship as the yids destroyed it and the other spent his life getting woke. Was really good, they had some great anecdotes about how jewish all of the traitors and jews were, listen to it tbh.


5dcd7b  No.314810

>>314809

They should debate that retarded kike Halsey who denies it… or he used to deny it and argue against it until it became obvious it happened… and then pretended like nothing happened. I hate them lads


2450d5  No.314811

File: d9bccb75028e3b7⋯.png (423.5 KB, 657x912, 219:304, ClipboardImage.png)

Lucky number 69.


5dcd7b  No.314812

File: 73095a2497bfd7f⋯.png (164.3 KB, 208x385, 208:385, ClipboardImage.png)

It's finally here


8c6565  No.314813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314812

watcha gon do lad

I'm playing weeaboo total war tbh


2450d5  No.314814

File: 2a8944988c2d7ac⋯.png (1.26 MB, 865x1200, 173:240, __bowsette_mario_series_an….png)

>>314812

smh don't post gay comics on my board


8c6565  No.314815

File: a3fadc548e4a8d6⋯.png (19.01 KB, 604x608, 151:152, pointer3.png)

>my board

at least pretend that spic is in control smh you jew


2450d5  No.314816

File: 29149f3f9559fa1⋯.jpg (70.75 KB, 620x970, 62:97, __bowsette_mario_series_ne….jpg)

>>314815

I am the law around these parts and I work hard to maintain Spiclad's rules.


5dcd7b  No.314817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314813

I'll watch Jojo. This is where it left off last week


5dcd7b  No.314818

>>314815

Keek

>>314816

Those are quite some massive manly arms, and something off about those nipples


5a877a  No.314819

anyone got any rare nyans or bonbis?


ca74b4  No.314820

File: e62df1c7b9d0f95⋯.jpg (21.54 KB, 392x311, 392:311, 16737.jpg)


8c6565  No.314821

File: 83b89e85000a033⋯.png (3.43 MB, 2100x1050, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)


5dcd7b  No.314822

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

keek I love all this shit

Father and son


2450d5  No.314823

File: 36d35368f5f6d4c⋯.png (133.8 KB, 600x263, 600:263, ClipboardImage.png)

Hate modern guns, they all look like ugly supersoaker-bullpup hybrids.


2450d5  No.314824

File: 2ed212f45fc4719⋯.jpg (3.19 MB, 2600x3600, 13:18, __bowsette_mario_series_ne….jpg)

>>314821

>tfw secretly behind everything even when I don't realise it


8c6565  No.314825

File: 687af0240b003e4⋯.png (151.35 KB, 311x320, 311:320, skaven.png)

>>314823

they're supposed to

war isn't cool goy

shooting is boring

it's not in, don't bother


dd9a42  No.314826

File: f9c0d6d97f22b59⋯.png (554.3 KB, 1640x1400, 41:35, 55201748203b407cd7d28b79d6….png)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46118103#

>tfw the birth rate is so low we are literally going to be extinct as a race 20 years from now


9cc1c7  No.314827

>>314794

it was late night gayist spam

>>314797

>Dark times ahead but we'll pull through eventually

how tho?

>>314811

>Siege

>>314815

I don't really think of it as "my board", it's a community


ca74b4  No.314828

File: a843a35a8089036⋯.jpg (50.57 KB, 634x435, 634:435, TERRORIST.jpg)

Suspect package containing a 'white powder' is posted to the judge who controversially jailed English Defence League founder Tommy Robinson

>Judge Geoffrey Marson QC at Leeds Crown Court received a suspicious package

>In May, the judge jailed Tommy Robinson for alleged contempt of court

>Mr Robinson was later released from prison when the Court of Appeal quashed a contempt of court finding, although a new trial is expected

>The jailing of Robinson, 35, prompted large-scale protests and threats

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6372705/Suspect-package-posted-judge-jailed-English-Defence-League-founder-Tommy-Robinson.html

>>314825

war isn't cool at all though lmao

>>314826

>Without migration, countries will face ageing and shrinking populations.

It took a bit of reading, but I found the purpose of the article

>>314827

>how tho?

I was just trying not to be a downer tbh. I think we're fucked. Those two kids I mentioned in my previous post, well their parents were very anti gay, but they didn't punish their children when they came out to them or anything. Things just went on as normal even though the 13 year old put up a fucking gay pride parade flag up on his bedroom wall

I just want to go out and live in a small house in the middle of nowhere and wash my hands of everything smh


f7240b  No.314829

File: c9d46d0ae57bb1d⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 615x409, 615:409, Frances-Bishop-Pud-Store.jpg)


9cc1c7  No.314830

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9a2561  No.314831

File: ab1a5a0d5f850fd⋯.webm (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, L85.webm)

>>314823

I like the L85 series, smaller stock means that they're easier to control. Although the gun did get off to a poor start being horribly unreliable particularly in deserts where the dust guard broke and the guns would jam.


5dcd7b  No.314832

File: 3572d2e495c569c⋯.png (378 KB, 509x793, 509:793, ClipboardImage.png)


f7240b  No.314833

>>314832

this is honestly the worst thing ever posted on this board


7ff9f0  No.314834

File: 88f9d65e584085b⋯.jpg (53.32 KB, 1024x782, 512:391, deanna-troi-1024x782.jpg)

>>314833

Ara/mummy posting is based and aryan


ca74b4  No.314835

File: ef6fd77e21a32d8⋯.png (193.44 KB, 426x438, 71:73, Norwegian_Army_Colt_heavy_….png)

>>314833

Fuck off. It was only a few days ago you posted that god awful Moomin pic

smh


8c6565  No.314836

File: fa99a53a680c579⋯.png (76.96 KB, 258x195, 86:65, vompepe2.png)


5dcd7b  No.314837

File: aa4817b4d75ec58⋯.png (378.21 KB, 509x793, 509:793, ClipboardImage.png)


f7240b  No.314838

File: 105f01e034bf075⋯.png (888.56 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, ClipboardImage.png)

>jocko


8c6565  No.314839

>>314837

daftie's a skeleton though


2450d5  No.314840

File: a2999ed48b1ded4⋯.jpg (269.97 KB, 1448x2048, 181:256, __bowsette_mario_series_ne….jpg)

>22st


5dcd7b  No.314841

File: ddf9b7b9bd13dd7⋯.png (377.66 KB, 509x793, 509:793, ClipboardImage.png)


5dcd7b  No.314842

>>314840

mummyyyy


8c6565  No.314843

File: c6c84b9e0af058c⋯.png (56.56 KB, 1208x1216, 151:152, pointer6.png)

that's too far lad


f7240b  No.314844

File: 105f01e034bf075⋯.png (888.56 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, ClipboardImage.png)


8c6565  No.314845

THE HEAD OF JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD


5dcd7b  No.314846

File: a936b6114ca8b4b⋯.png (13.24 KB, 475x408, 475:408, a936b6114ca8b4ba9aeacaccfb….png)

>>314843

*retracts it so I'm just in line again*

phew that was close


2450d5  No.314847

File: 7eb8bf08b9112fb⋯.jpg (170.1 KB, 843x1193, 843:1193, __bowsette_mario_series_ne….jpg)

File: 27514ebb0f96ad1⋯.png (122.83 KB, 1000x343, 1000:343, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314841

ENHANCE


5dcd7b  No.314848

>>314847

uh oh I've made myself a target


8c6565  No.314849

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

so what's it from, lad?

why'm'st'd've you come across such a thing


dd9a42  No.314850

File: e52fe5e686993b8⋯.png (48.69 KB, 1139x684, 1139:684, hgfd.png)

File: a727affa9afa3a8⋯.png (156.41 KB, 435x378, 145:126, 3257db472745e8093400c2f326….png)

how did we go from ruling a third of the world to soyboys having "anti racism antennas" jesus christ I despair for our future


9cc1c7  No.314851

>>314850

once 3d printers become commonplace, somebody needs to hack reddit so it 3d prints a self-replicating nanovirus in the room of anybody that posts on reddit


dd9a42  No.314852

>>314851

>once 3d printers become commonplace

lmao the govt already wants to ban them so no chance


2450d5  No.314853

File: bbe8627561d108c⋯.jpg (1.75 MB, 1447x2047, 1447:2047, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

The British Army should just keep using the sten gun tbh it's our greatest military invention.


8c6565  No.314854

>>314852

>muh plastic guns

I hate them so much

>>314853

it's basically a nigger-rigged smg smh

you can build your own thanks to based phillip luty sacrificing himself to die in jail and make a point to the zog


9cc1c7  No.314855

>>314852

if they become economically important, then that might be unfeasible


dd9a42  No.314856

>>314855

>then that might be unfeasible

lol no


dd9a42  No.314857

lads why the fuck do I need a passport to get a provisional license what a fucking joke


9cc1c7  No.314858

>>314857

>provisional license

what, like a driver's license?


7d21bc  No.314859

File: 61997b64bdca3c1⋯.png (524.76 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Tommy Yaxley-Lennon.png)

>>314572

>private companies are banning bad goys from real life

Not that I like him but jfc


b75339  No.314860

File: b34bb693c682415⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 565.jpg)

hiya


f7240b  No.314861


b75339  No.314862

File: a26cf5ccdb36115⋯.jpg (124.86 KB, 860x860, 1:1, Jewess 637.jpg)

>>314861

uhhhhh


5dcd7b  No.314863

>>314860

Are you a girl?


ca74b4  No.314864

File: c22071c16459503⋯.jpg (58.63 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1541746188024.jpg)

>haven't played retail WoW in nearly 9 years

>decide to check it out using the trial

>levels ones going around on epic mounts

fuck this gay shit


b75339  No.314865

File: e63ff6b4e634e5f⋯.jpg (84.89 KB, 892x819, 892:819, Jewess 129.jpg)

UHHHHHHH


f7240b  No.314866

File: b4f8d94ea5a02c8⋯.png (398.06 KB, 792x545, 792:545, b4f8d94ea5a02c86656dc78537….png)


5dcd7b  No.314867

>>314864

oh it got worse

>no flying mounts in vanilla

based


f7240b  No.314868

>>314865

goddess


7d21bc  No.314869

File: 9883f45122dcd65⋯.jpg (111.56 KB, 720x960, 3:4, jewess marx.jpg)

>>314864

>mmorpgs

>ever


2450d5  No.314870

File: 89daf7d0e47bf21⋯.jpg (176.7 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>314864

They're not epic, they're heirloom mounts that are slower than non-epic mounts.


b75339  No.314871

File: f78dcee04d5090e⋯.jpg (62.61 KB, 600x405, 40:27, Jewess 687.jpg)

>>314863

if i were, i'd be considered gay since i love jewesses. no, and if i were you'd have an obligation to rape and breed. tbh.


b75339  No.314872

File: fc259a5f5e15044⋯.jpg (38.22 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, Jewess 447.jpg)

File: 1eacea734fa3b20⋯.jpg (67.52 KB, 500x357, 500:357, Jewess 417.jpg)

File: 73870a7b25c1f80⋯.jpg (222.52 KB, 344x738, 172:369, Jewess 439.jpg)

young milana was a bit trashy, tbh


f7240b  No.314873

File: 71fb0ea5cec1726⋯.jpg (59.29 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 71fb0ea5cec172616d3bd89b1e….jpg)

>>314872

she couldn't help having such lovely milkers


b75339  No.314874

File: d0b845188056e5f⋯.jpg (201 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, Jewess 668.jpg)

File: 505f78e1cb4b3f4⋯.gif (990.07 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Jewess 606.gif)

File: 5dc9875d8b0aefa⋯.jpg (83.21 KB, 750x750, 1:1, Jewess 672.jpg)

Usually girls don't turn cuter and sweeter as they age, but yet again jewesses have defied expectations


f7240b  No.314875

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>cheating on the best jewess with a man

this is the future Neo wants


ca74b4  No.314876

File: 4b1c03e7635b3a9⋯.jpg (492.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, WoWScrnShot_110918_192426.jpg)

>>314867

CLASSIC, IT'S COMING HOME BABY

WOOO

>>314869

Where else am I supposed to socialise? And the gratification from getting new items etc has replaced my gratification I'd get from a job

>>314870

I'm fairly certain these bikes were epic, no?


2450d5  No.314877

>>314876

They're chauffeured choppers, not the actual choppers. They only increase movement speed by about 25%.


ca74b4  No.314878

File: fa923a13bef0611⋯.jpg (31.08 KB, 542x388, 271:194, Alex mad.jpg)

>>314877

>They only increase movement speed by about 25%

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE MY GAME

When did they add this?


dd9a42  No.314879

>>314858

can you stop doing that, you aren't british so if you don't know something just keep quiet, I shouldn't have to explain british things on a british general


b75339  No.314880

>>314875

I have like 10kb/s internet connection, rn. so glad I can't watch that shit.


dd9a42  No.314881

File: 1156505e118ce68⋯.jpg (30.91 KB, 300x257, 300:257, 1524264981689.jpg)

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2018/nov/09/scotland-first-country-approve-lgbti-school-lessons

>Scotland will become the first country in the world to embed the teaching of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex rights in the school curriculum, in what campaigners have described as a historic moment.

an inescapable rage is building inside me that cannot be held for long


5dcd7b  No.314882

File: feeeecbc5bc8e40⋯.png (26.21 KB, 608x564, 152:141, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>314879

Think again


ca74b4  No.314883

File: fc4de635d403be1⋯.jpg (52.56 KB, 639x900, 71:100, 1484466569149034417.jpg)

>>314881

Good, the more people get a taste of this shit then the quicker the collapse will happen


b75339  No.314884

File: ecbc8cc4516a595⋯.jpg (999.93 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, Jewess 9.jpg)

>>314879

so like a driver's license?


b75339  No.314885

>>314879

is that the one that allows you to drive on the wrong side of the road?


dd9a42  No.314886

>>314883

won't work, I've seen people blindly accept in classrooms the most open propaganda and they treat it as fact


5dcd7b  No.314887

>>314886

yeah it just creates new loyal party members


b75339  No.314888

File: e59f98880de1095⋯.jpg (146.2 KB, 1536x1012, 384:253, Jewess 27.jpg)

So beautiful


7d21bc  No.314889

File: 51f2abdb1719723⋯.jpg (38.37 KB, 756x472, 189:118, SLODOODOLS.jpg)

>>314872

phwoar tbh

>>314876

>socialising


7d21bc  No.314890

>>314882

Lad for how many years were you undercover?


f7240b  No.314891

>>314882

I hate the damn french


f7240b  No.314892

File: 05ce685524ccac6⋯.jpg (155.39 KB, 600x510, 20:17, 05ce685524ccac6c0e11ade857….jpg)


9cc1c7  No.314893

File: 5c275eb209c3170⋯.png (8.13 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 5c275eb209c3170da1d03d0024….png)

>>314876

>alliance

/newbrit/ classic guild will be horde tyvm


5dcd7b  No.314894

>>314890

not sure. time really bleeds together for me over a year, 1.5-2


8c6565  No.314895

File: 43579876eb9c463⋯.png (34.67 KB, 459x287, 459:287, ClipboardImage.png)

BORED

what kind of RPG would anyone play

preferably in a proper session once a week or something but if needs be, by post in a thread

could do a quick retard 5e dungeon crawl or smth


7d21bc  No.314896

File: 3bc8c66e9cc78c3⋯.jpg (144.11 KB, 636x699, 212:233, varg skyrim.jpg)

>>314893

STOP BEING A MMORPG-PLAYING GAYIST


ca74b4  No.314897

File: 10dc140b695a911⋯.jpg (752.84 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.jpg)

>>314893

I was just looking for an old friend who plays Alliance

>/newbrit/ classic guild will be horde tyvm

Horde was the natural go to choice. I take it you'll be joining the few of us that are going to be playing, yeah?


7d21bc  No.314898

File: ce6f0bf70eb446e⋯.png (211.02 KB, 619x685, 619:685, Watch Dogs Liverpool Editi….png)


a5da15  No.314899


a5da15  No.314900

>>314898

Brap_hogs


ca74b4  No.314901

File: 14d6e5281f4ef09⋯.png (469.29 KB, 720x673, 720:673, 1541742903025.png)

>>314899

risky clicks?


ca74b4  No.314902

File: 466ce5495b608ae⋯.png (808.72 KB, 1022x572, 511:286, 1541789000334.png)

>>314896

MMOs are the last bastion of the white man


7d21bc  No.314903

File: 5524eccb8abe087⋯.gif (6 MB, 554x400, 277:200, obongo.gif)

>>314899

>not knowing how to link

>>>/brap/42


a5da15  No.314904

>>314903

Join shcmee


7d21bc  No.314905

File: d70e3186a790134⋯.png (5.71 KB, 604x608, 151:152, wojak point.png)

>>314904

>shcmee


a5da15  No.314906

>>314905

FANKEEEE SMIII


a5da15  No.314907

ARGH


b75339  No.314908

>click video to watch

>video starts

>gets startled by a sudden noise

>realize it's the video

who else /stupid/?


7d21bc  No.314909

>314906

Only people with testicles get (You)s from now on.


9cc1c7  No.314910

>>314897

aye, I'll be the lock and guild leader, naturally :<)


b75339  No.314911

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB, 902x571, 902:571, Jewess 221.jpg)

>lasses who bend over and allow you to see into their cleavage

gotta love these blessed women


f7240b  No.314912

File: 2a21daebdaf36d6⋯.jpg (254.42 KB, 809x1024, 809:1024, 2a21daebdaf36d6b022a4af79e….jpg)


9cc1c7  No.314913

File: 1ad7dd767c7c0e2⋯.jpg (37.17 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sweating.jpg)


ca74b4  No.314914

File: dca18a514611f65⋯.jpg (110.03 KB, 410x355, 82:71, 131231231.jpg)

>>314910

>Wants to be DPS

>Wants to be guild leader

I'll be rolling a Warrior and I'll be tanking. Therefor, as the most alpha class and spec, I should be the guild leader

everyone, get on vent


9cc1c7  No.314915

>>314914

we'll see. Neo has to heal us 'cause she's a grill


8c6565  No.314916

is this WoW thing free and if so will it be played responsibly in small weekly doses together, in order not to create massive power gaps? I'd play a meatshield if so


dd9a42  No.314917

File: 6bc36cc4a90ae23⋯.png (19.46 KB, 1460x101, 1460:101, bdgf.png)

an actual post on reddit


7d21bc  No.314918

File: 714c5f1080af17e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 15.09 KB, 315x420, 3:4, Westie 1.jpg)

But who will be the healslut?


9cc1c7  No.314919

>>314916

>is this WoW thing free

nah I assume you'll need to get a subscription which IIRC is $15/mo so maybe 10lb/month, pretty expensive. that's why Blizz got so rich, they had lil millions of lucrative paypigs, and then the fucked it up by ruining their game for their loyal customer base that would have been paying them $15/mo for years and years if they hadn't dumbed down the game to try to get more new players


b75339  No.314920

>>314917

who knew reddit was so based


b75339  No.314921

File: 49f929b924a3ac6⋯.png (359.62 KB, 600x580, 30:29, pepe-transparent-laugh-1.png)

>>314919

>10lb/month


ca74b4  No.314922

File: f60eab3dac4d1d0⋯.jpg (215.51 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, 1536252625608.jpg)

>>314915

BASED

Neo will have no power over any of us in WoW and will be rightfully put in her place as the Guild's/Board's healslut

>>314916

>is this WoW thing free

It'll be £12 a month

>if so will it be played responsibly in small weekly doses together

probably not when levelling, but at max level small weekly doses can and will be a thing. We could all do dungeons together tbh

if you're nice to me I might even pay for your subscription

>>314918

SMDH

He wants to play tank iirc


8c6565  No.314923

>>314919

>paying for a skinner box

lmao


7d21bc  No.314924

>>314917

smh fucking far right BBC next thing they'll be restricting Jews from working in certain roles ffs


a9d62c  No.314925

File: e80926fefbae78b⋯.jpeg (10.13 KB, 206x245, 206:245, download (1).jpeg)

Wow classic will be fun I shall play warrior and tank. I will bully all my friends irl into playing too, I like Alliance.


a9d62c  No.314926

File: 2e8f11b3685103b⋯.jpg (34.82 KB, 500x625, 4:5, 3e06009ae83353d21094221032….jpg)

>>314918

Maybe I can convince bemps to play :^ )

Lol jks


8c6565  No.314927

why not play something free smh


f7240b  No.314928

File: 0c7c8e25e7703e5⋯.jpg (68.59 KB, 361x470, 361:470, 0c7c8e25e7703e590f98518101….jpg)


2450d5  No.314929

File: d17d1e012cf92be⋯.jpg (719.05 KB, 800x1090, 80:109, __bowsette_and_princess_pe….jpg)

>>314918

That's normally my job.


9a2561  No.314930

>>314927

I play Classic WoW on a Norwegian friend's server, for free.


ca74b4  No.314931

File: 4b0acbf2bb399d1⋯.jpg (46.97 KB, 750x1003, 750:1003, 1540468456458.jpg)

>>314925

BUT I'M THE BOARD'S TANK

>>314926

Good luck, the more the merrier. If we get enough we might even be able to raid together

aaaaaaa

>>314927

Why not just pay £12 a month to play with your friends?


b880ab  No.314932

File: 6d323da714d8d3f⋯.png (1.9 MB, 588x2751, 28:131, ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.quora.com/Can-British-people-tell-who-is-English-Scottish-Irish-and-Welsh-without-talking

68 different answers to this question, guess which one quora chose to feature in the "quora digest" and the email about it

if you're expecting me to disappear, I will but not immediately. there's preparation to be done first which will take a while


f7240b  No.314933


2450d5  No.314934

File: 368fcb6ddeb966e⋯.jpg (504.18 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>314927

Do I look Brazilian to you?

>>314933

That's healslag to you.


f7240b  No.314935

File: 4ae3e5c0fc892af⋯.png (837.71 KB, 876x960, 73:80, 4ae3e5c0fc892aff1ffe5a3e9f….png)

>>314934

>That's healslag to you.

No that's Natalie Portman's real name


7d21bc  No.314936

>>314932

Who's the Welsh lass?


5a877a  No.314937

File: 682824aaac5b712⋯.webm (1.29 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1541663329084.webm)


dd9a42  No.314938

File: edc4f5b80416561⋯.png (4.13 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 7c507b14110491e96cf8d4cb15….png)

>>314932

>if you're expecting me to disappear, I will but not immediately. there's preparation to be done first which will take a while

what did he mean by this


8c6565  No.314939

>>314932

>if you're expecting me to disappear, I will but not immediately

WDHMBT

whomst anyway

>>314934

not if the nip pic is real

can't imagine paying a monthly fee to grind though smh


ca74b4  No.314940

File: e9d4d3fba24e770⋯.png (132.42 KB, 280x284, 70:71, 1540647994219.png)

I can't wait to shout at Neo to heal me while we're on Discord

>>314932

>spoiler

hmm?


f7240b  No.314941

>playing video games with healing

>2018


b75339  No.314942

>>314941

yaep… dont make them like they used to…


8c6565  No.314943

File: 7c7b79d6450dc7d⋯.png (653.48 KB, 489x576, 163:192, vargkeek.png)

doing /tg/ NaNoWriMo tbh, give suggestions for characters, plot, self inserts, whatever, there's 49,000 words of bull to fill out.

https://pastebin.com/gWk2Zutw


9cc1c7  No.314944

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314929

reeee bowsette is mine, I will slice that pillow open and spill the fluff everywhere


8c6565  No.314945

File: 2844615c70a522d⋯.png (399.67 KB, 806x538, 403:269, very supremacist varg sign….png)

>>314943

also suggest more retarded isekai gook cartoons I can watch for research


b880ab  No.314946

can you actually respond to the post itself pls and sankyuu


8c6565  No.314947

File: be4c5c56a39733e⋯.png (852.78 KB, 960x507, 320:169, (you)remi.png)


8c6565  No.314948

File: 074021bb7efbea2⋯.png (233.43 KB, 900x900, 1:1, VERY FAST ANGRY FROG.png)

>it's a dub and it didn't tell me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGH


7d21bc  No.314949

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314941

In my day you crouched behind a box whilst your health regenerated

*sip*

>>314943

>I spent the last hours of the afternoon in another world yelling and gesticulating in an attempt to bring up the inevitable VR/magic display screen/tutor AI/goddess that accidentally followed me down to earth etcetera, to no avail, before feeling very stupid

kek reminds me of this


a9d62c  No.314950

File: ccd8497b21f6d12⋯.jpg (39.1 KB, 499x364, 499:364, 1540245341581.jpg)

>>314931

We'll need 4 for naxx


9cc1c7  No.314951

>>314948

using VLC? check the "audio" tab at the top


b880ab  No.314952

wessex add me you nasty boy


8c6565  No.314953

>>314949

haven't actually seen eXistenZ yet tbh

do (you) me some more references and such if you have the thought

>>314951

I'm watching it on a shitty streaming site because I'm a pleb of the worst tier

>>314952

who? what? why?

I'll check discord if I must


8c6565  No.314954

Tyburn#9009 if you really need it anyway


b880ab  No.314955

File: 90696805111ec00⋯.png (380.66 KB, 750x751, 750:751, ClipboardImage.png)

why does it say property 3 times


ca74b4  No.314956

File: 022f8b8c70fde7f⋯.jpg (474.73 KB, 744x744, 1:1, 2644a01eb89f7a44746b962642….jpg)

*adds Wessex on Discord*


8c6565  No.314957

>the jock

no

put your trip back on so I can keep you filtered, please


f7240b  No.314958

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

baste song


f7240b  No.314959

lsc


b880ab  No.314960

File: 3a2a3d69126b78c⋯.jpg (158.8 KB, 1024x502, 512:251, CYNOfWrUsAAT5Kt.jpg)

>>314956

>>314957

NO fighting between my boys, tsk tsk


f7240b  No.314961

File: 0bd8cc3bad6a6b5⋯.png (3.71 MB, 1920x1600, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)


8c6565  No.314962

>spic

what happened to being too paranoid to use the bongos huh?


ca74b4  No.314963

File: d1af6e919703d76⋯.jpg (420.35 KB, 1479x2000, 1479:2000, 33fbebb81cb1344df2ce9c265c….jpg)

>>314950

We'll need 8 tanks for the 4 horsemen fight, something to do with taunting iirc

smh we're all going to have to roll prot warriors

>>314960

kek, dw lass. It's all just light banter


f7240b  No.314964

File: 6725b4cfa5ca05d⋯.png (160.61 KB, 500x262, 250:131, ClipboardImage.png)

I love her lads


7d21bc  No.314965

>>314953

Can't think of any films like eXistenZ off the top of my head tbh. There was an episode of a tv series called Electric Sheep that was in a similar vein, there's a bit of poz in it though so fair warning.


7d21bc  No.314966


8c6565  No.314967

File: 5f321473a89e7eb⋯.png (14.49 KB, 314x364, 157:182, angryfrog.png)

oh it's panzie

put your flag back on lad

I already friended you on the bongos smdh

anyway not going to bother with spic until there's a point


8c6565  No.314968

File: a3040052cdbe3cf⋯.png (15.71 KB, 500x500, 1:1, goodnightpepe3.png)

z


2450d5  No.314969

File: ad2d3ef77db97b4⋯.jpg (298.08 KB, 1223x1876, 1223:1876, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>314960

Your boys?


f7240b  No.314970


f7240b  No.314971


f7240b  No.314972

>legit love hentai. have a fake twitter and insta just to look at nice illustrations beautiful naked blue hair girls. Illustations of things always better than real things

Wtf daftie is grimes


b880ab  No.314973

File: ab96350519ae4bd⋯.png (809.07 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314967

yeah didnt realise it was you

my ID is right there, i took it off because i didnt want to be seen to be posting…i knew you could have checked my ID but i guess it worked anyway

>>314969

my boys.

>>314972

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1061029498630488064


9cc1c7  No.314974

File: af2a0c7f7783546⋯.png (29.42 KB, 741x568, 741:568, care_to_elaborate.png)

>>314973

>i didnt want to be seen to be posting

y tho?


5a877a  No.314975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9a2561  No.314976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314975

Don't like that cover, tried to make a solemn song cheery, doesn't fit it at all.


a9d62c  No.314977

File: e262e6044be78fc⋯.png (90.39 KB, 243x232, 243:232, 1540441291152.png)

Jumped off the 5m diving board today. Who /brave/ here?


a9d62c  No.314978

>tfw 5m sounds tiny but its actually terrifying


7d0145  No.314979

>panzie lives

Based and redpilled


b880ab  No.314980

>>314979

>(1)

lad…


b880ab  No.314981

>>314977

>>314978

i'm proud of you, that does sound pretty high tbh


a9d62c  No.314982

>>314981

Hurt my tummy from the big splash. But I swam out with pride.


a9d62c  No.314983

File: fc59b0af86a1561⋯.jpg (33.13 KB, 538x300, 269:150, Diving-Lessons-Gallery-(1).jpg)


a9d62c  No.314984

Just googled '5m diving board' to show you.


a9d62c  No.314985

It's the top one.


a9d62c  No.314986

File: 99e3202b7d33a48⋯.jpg (505.94 KB, 1098x1400, 549:700, 1539695812400.jpg)

Anyone got any movie recommendations.


90ceb5  No.314987

>>314986

A Bittersweet life 2005


9cc1c7  No.314988

>>314986

movie nah but for anime tv series either the qwaser of stigmata or the familiar of zero


8b5fae  No.314989

File: c9c334c1344e2ea⋯.jpg (180.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Doctor Who - The Girl In T….jpg)

File: 030317d03424f40⋯.gif (82.37 KB, 400x271, 400:271, Doctor Who - The Girl In T….gif)

File: 66bb98a2dd541e5⋯.jpg (128.9 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Doctor Who - The Girl In T….jpg)

File: 9faa5c8374d1b25⋯.jpg (71.89 KB, 960x640, 3:2, Doctor Who - The Girl In T….jpg)

File: 553768a0dd9f4af⋯.jpg (70.17 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Doctor Who - The Girl In T….jpg)

>>314986

unironically


90ceb5  No.314990

>>314988

>familiar of zero

That was my first ever anime. Can't believe it's been more than 10 years since it came out and roughly ten years since I watched it.

>>314989

That's not a movie


a9d62c  No.314991

File: 304fdb6a4565682⋯.png (142.02 KB, 637x358, 637:358, 1540742771394.png)

>all of a sudden everyone decides to reply

Srry my diving exploits were borin'.

>>314987

I like Korean cinema hope it's good. Might watch this.

>>314988

Hmm never heard of em.


8b5fae  No.314992

File: 4d939d453de3792⋯.jpg (37.68 KB, 960x540, 16:9, however.jpg)

>>314990

If you watch it twice in a row it's about the same length as a FILM not movie you yank


90ceb5  No.314993

>>314991

I was playing Squad, it's Squad Fridays.

>>314992

HE SAID MOVIE

>>314991

It's pretty good, I remember watching it when I was a kiddo, really enjoyed it. Might watch it again soon.


8b5fae  No.314994

>>314993

YOU'RE ALL YANKS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.


8b5fae  No.314995

The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine


90ceb5  No.314996

>>314994

HE WANTED MOVIES NOT FILMS


a9d62c  No.314997

File: 285470c731e8a1f⋯.jpg (22.07 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1541134988122.jpg)

>>314996

Movin' Pictures.


90ceb5  No.314998

>>314997

More good films, Six String Samurai, The Way of the Gun, Blue Spring (2001) (<- my personal favourite foreign film tbh) Corto Maltese In Siberia (it's all on youtube and online, look for the French audio version tbh)


a9d62c  No.314999

File: 2258c53e773f1a5⋯.jpg (37.25 KB, 443x414, 443:414, 1420351911602.jpg)

>>314998

Cheers lax.


90ceb5  No.315000

File: 6075c1fc2dc24a3⋯.jpg (260.35 KB, 1680x950, 168:95, Way of the Gun.jpg)


9cc1c7  No.315001

>>314991

>Hmm never heard of em.

the familiar of zero is like anime hogwarts. qwaser of stigmata is like avatar the last airbender but instead of """elements""", it's actual periodic table elements, plus lewd tiddy sucking. for qwaser, stop after episode 23. both are good


8b5fae  No.315002

>the average newbrit poster


b880ab  No.315003

File: fa9d6770e1d8498⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cb81f9c88c5064c⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: eb41f38812aaf25⋯.png (2.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>314982

>doing a bellyflop

i thought you were an experienced swimmer lad

>>314986

The Beast (1988)

>spiclad is recommending his ecchi titty anime again

smh


90ceb5  No.315004

>>315003

>The Beast

I mistook that with the Russian film about Hill 60 or something, had a completely different experience from what I thought I'd get.


90ceb5  No.315005

I used to hate diving as a kid, worst part of swimming was diving, I can do whole lengths with out surfacing but diving just isn't fun.


a9d62c  No.315006

>>315003

>thought you were an experienced swimmer lad

Get scared when it is so high up


a9d62c  No.315007

>>315005

Being able to do a length without breathing is extremely hard.


90ceb5  No.315008

>>315007

Super rewarding tbh, but FUCK diving.


b880ab  No.315009

>>315006

i wasn't chiding you for the height lad, but i guess i'm just expecting you to go in without slapping your belly

really want to swim tbh, have done for the longest time, but fuck pools


a9d62c  No.315010

>>315009

Wasn't a bellyflop just hurt hittin the water.


b75339  No.315011

>>315002

what a fucking chad, i'm PROUD to be a /newbrit/ poster :^)


b880ab  No.315012

File: 96084853b8a8840⋯.png (3.1 MB, 1239x1365, 59:65, ClipboardImage.png)

how_22st_was_created.jpeg


b880ab  No.315013

File: 3cb0ede934d59bb⋯.png (2.3 MB, 1280x779, 1280:779, ClipboardImage.png)


b880ab  No.315014

File: 186ee22a8530b67⋯.png (1.08 MB, 960x540, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


b880ab  No.315015

File: b21990b819b8ad7⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


b880ab  No.315016

File: 36f233931cda437⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1200x830, 120:83, ClipboardImage.png)


b75339  No.315017

File: adf7a3b0584422d⋯.jpg (36.13 KB, 800x430, 80:43, tucker-800x430.jpg)


a9d62c  No.315018

File: 73e6eda9595476b⋯.png (594.16 KB, 605x609, 605:609, 1541803929099.png)


dd9a42  No.315019

File: afaa4c3db4175c5⋯.jpg (210.04 KB, 1200x686, 600:343, 8fb031d60dfef7fd9b46c2af11….jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6374085/Secret-plot-200-elite-neo-Nazi-soldiers-German-SAS-slaughter-politicians.html

BASED, wonder how many groups like this there are that haven't been caught, economic collapse cannot come soon enough


b880ab  No.315020

>>315019

>getting caught

lads…

at least maybe the revealing of this will maybe inspire others tbh


5dcd7b  No.315021

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5dcd7b  No.315022

File: a8fa95ec399cdf2⋯.jpg (3.78 MB, 2544x4000, 159:250, a8fa95ec399cdf2c7ca2f2652e….jpg)


5dcd7b  No.315023

mummy gonna make me 3 yummy eggs


b880ab  No.315024

>>315022

>>315023

morning toot


9cc1c7  No.315025

>>315023

if you mix a lil cayenne pepper sauce into ketchup, it makes a really good condiment for eggs


9cc1c7  No.315026

and mornin' btw


5dcd7b  No.315027

>>315024

Morning boy. Why aren't you using the flag you made?

>>315025

I don't like either of those keek

>>315026

Morning cowboy. Or night I assume


b880ab  No.315028

File: 1bbbed7ab0cacc3⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1680x1125, 112:75, 1bbbed7ab0cacc33e90d3c685c….png)

>>315025

>ketchup on eggs

i will slap you, yank

>>315027

wanted to go off the radar cba to put it back on


9cc1c7  No.315029

>>315028

>i will slap you, yank

what do you put on 'em? tobasco, salsa, or just salt & pepper? plain eggs need something


5dcd7b  No.315030

>>315029

Salt. Cooked eggs


b75339  No.315031

File: fb5e521ffb837ab⋯.jpg (29.22 KB, 449x600, 449:600, 11.jpg)

>>315029

mustard


9cc1c7  No.315032

>>315030

>just salt

kek, expected that before I brought up the condiment 'cause your Norwegian tastebuds must prefer more mild flavors

this reminds me of this Wolfgang Puck (some meme chef) video where he shows you how to cook scrambled eggs, I was trying to perfect it. so I'm watching this famous meme chef, expecting to learn something, and he just uses a fucking teflon pan, anybody could cook eggs with one of those. then he tops it with "a lil cheese, and a lil THOKLET". yes, he put chocolate on scrambled eggs, and pronounced 'chocolate' like "THOKLET"

>>315031

interesting


b75339  No.315033

>>315032

I'm serious.


5dcd7b  No.315034

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png)

>>315032

What chef, lad? Also your tastebuds sounds pretty spiccy


5dcd7b  No.315035

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9cc1c7  No.315036

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>315034

this is the vid


3059ce  No.315037

>>315035

>playing up how bad your food is to get on TV

I bet it's fine, and they know it.


a9d62c  No.315038

>>315027

Mornin.


5dcd7b  No.315039

>>315036

Well he obviously has an accent so don't mind. Just weird to put chocolate on it AND you can't really fuck up an omelette, it's so simple so obviously he won't have many tricks

>>315037

You can't play up these people's fridges and freezers. It's astounding how disgusting their places are. Scary to think you can eat at such places

>>315038

ohayo


5dcd7b  No.315040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Me on the left. Jocko on the right


9cc1c7  No.315041

>>315039

>you can't really fuck up an omelette

if you use a teflon pan and there's no filling, yeah. he put the cheese on top instead of inside the omelette where it would melt better


b75339  No.315042

fuck i hate eggs


5dcd7b  No.315043

File: 4d5873a9748d4ea⋯.png (853.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>315041

maybe he wanted it to melt less lad. DON'T question the authority of TV chefs. The Burgahman will come for you

Nice and pink. Perfect


5dcd7b  No.315044

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


3059ce  No.315045

>>315043

>make a burger near impossible to pick up and eat, defeating the point of a burger.

Master chef.


b880ab  No.315046

>>315029

just pepper m'lad, the egg is one of god's greatest gifts that needs little to no improvement

>>315045

tbf every modern chef is guilty of this, doesn't really excuse him doing it but it is what it is. i hate it too


b880ab  No.315047

>>315044

this is literally just someone posing in front of a video camera for one and a half minutes, what the fuck

tfw matt easton wn do a video like this


5dcd7b  No.315048

>>315047

Matt Easton should interact with his audience more and become the next Pewdiepie


5dcd7b  No.315049

>>315045

>>315046

The problem is that the meat is pink


5dcd7b  No.315050

File: 58882e1253ae1e8⋯.png (925.01 KB, 740x800, 37:40, ClipboardImage.png)


3059ce  No.315051

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8c6565  No.315052

morninggers


5dcd7b  No.315053

>>315052

hey nigger I gave you a (You)

>>315051

wdhmbt


3059ce  No.315054

>>315053

It's fishin music.


8c6565  No.315055

>>315053

haven't watched the video tbh


8c6565  No.315056

oh it's fake leg knight guys

lmao that's retarded

>video starts and there's someone hugging another guy's shin trying to pull him down to the ground

CHIVALROUS


5dcd7b  No.315057

>>315056

>CHIVALROUS

you don't die for honour's sake, lad


8c6565  No.315058

>>315057

*vaguely wiggles a polearm at you*

HAVE AT THEE, KNAVE

push of pike seems superior to knight fighting tbh


5dcd7b  No.315059

>>315058

I don't know lad I think I prefer not certain death


8c6565  No.315060

>everyone just poking at the breastplate

>nobody going for the weak points at the groin and inner limbs


5dcd7b  No.315061

>>315060

Lad these people know their things, they literally teach proper techniques. Maybe there are rules they use in this sort of fighting that keeps them from hurting each other. I just posted it for the armours tbh


8c6565  No.315062

there was actually a long period where superheavy knights fought against pikemen, they seemed to do all right on foot tbh

>>315059

I mean the spectacle and the sport rather than actual fighting lad

>>315061

yeah it's formal fighting smh


5dcd7b  No.315063

>>315062

>I mean the spectacle and the sport rather than actual fighting lad

ah right

>there was actually a long period where superheavy knights fought against pikemen, they seemed to do all right on foot tbh

What do you mean? You expected them to fail against the pikes?


8c6565  No.315064

>>315063

yeah, the condotierri fighting city-state pikemen in italy, they had the best armour possible ever but pikes can still poke through weak points and they were always deployed along with heavy crossbows and arquebuses that can pierce even the best armour. Rather than polearms the knights used a sword or warhammer and shield.


b880ab  No.315065

don't really see the point of it tbh, it serves no historical purpose, beyond 'for fun' of course but it just seems silly to have like 14 guys all in full plate poking each other with polearms when that scenario isn't really based on any historical reality

and if the purpose is fun then why aren't they actually trying to kill each other


b880ab  No.315066

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i want one of these tbh, seems like it'd be fun to have like 4 of them and unload them at some poor cunt


5dcd7b  No.315067

File: 9c2fbcddea5d1d1⋯.png (105.38 KB, 380x280, 19:14, ClipboardImage.png)

fear me


9cc1c7  No.315068

File: 7af75294d1ee7a6⋯.jpg (54.77 KB, 670x401, 670:401, nightmare spider.jpg)

>>315067

those tusks look like sydney funnel web fangs


8c6565  No.315069

>>315065

tbh

push of pike is better because it's dangerous and you can be injured if you're not smart or strong enough to work together

>>315066

renaissance driveby tbh

horse bows for mounted cranequiniers are really interesting, the precursor to actual one-hand handguns


5dcd7b  No.315070

>>315068

It was the only venomous elephant


b880ab  No.315071

>>315069

>mounted cranequiniers

had to look that up tbh, had no idea those existed

the OG light tank tbh


b880ab  No.315072

File: c07257351b704c5⋯.png (769.31 KB, 599x960, 599:960, ClipboardImage.png)

bedtime anyway


9cc1c7  No.315073

>>315072

night

me too tbh


5dcd7b  No.315074

>>315069

>horse bows for mounted cranequiniers are really interesting, the precursor to actual one-hand handguns

what is the point of those?


5dcd7b  No.315075


8c6565  No.315076

>>315071

The European answer to the steppenig invasions supposedly

>>315072

DON'T fuck your sleep schedule

>>315074

high powered armour piercing ranged option for horsemen, used against the mongols and such as well as for drivebys against slower mounted and dismounted knights/heavy armour opponents


5dcd7b  No.315077

>>315076

armour piercing? For lower soldiers clad in mail maybe?


8c6565  No.315078

>>315077

steel span crossbows lad, super powerful, decent at penetrating plate at close range


5dcd7b  No.315079

File: 7be3136022556db⋯.png (68.81 KB, 334x250, 167:125, ClipboardImage.png)

hm, that makes sense

>>315078

show me one of those, lad


8c6565  No.315080

File: c92638630917bea⋯.png (182.95 KB, 400x432, 25:27, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 36cca588bae550d⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1033x1390, 1033:1390, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5fbf562956840f0⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 56f340e07c61966⋯.png (2.12 MB, 3494x2384, 1747:1192, ClipboardImage.png)

>>315079

what the fugg is up with that elephant

also sorry lad but the internet is shite and not getting any good pictures but these might illustrate it a bit

"cranequinier" = "cranker" as in the windlass crossbow, so the horsemen would shoot their steel span ultra high poundage mini crossbows then run away and sit in the saddle for a minute, winding the cord back with a rotating lever thingy


5dcd7b  No.315081

>>315080

I don#t know lad I can#t buy the plate penetration, but I can accept it if shot into a crowd of lesser armoured soldiers. Stiill seems really weird to me regardless though.


5dcd7b  No.315082

File: 4721c989dc67d3a⋯.png (454.52 KB, 567x562, 567:562, ClipboardImage.png)

>no spooky army


8c6565  No.315083

>>315081

with a head-on hit it would penetrate for sure, that's why the plate was all curves smh. It definitely worked or else the weapons wouldn't have been used, the hand bows and pavise arbalests both


a9d62c  No.315084

File: 5678fdb134c9935⋯.jpg (269.68 KB, 1200x823, 1200:823, Halloween ht_0d9665_640782….jpg)

>>315082

Bwooooooooo.


2450d5  No.315085

File: 38fa809642b24fd⋯.png (952.68 KB, 932x1148, 233:287, ClipboardImage.png)

Fresh news.

Ice Cube Targets Trump in Song ‘Arrest the President’: ‘That ‘N***a Is Russian Intelligence’

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/11/09/ice-cube-targets-trump-in-song-arrest-the-president-that-na-is-russian-intelligence/

Terrified Bunnies Flee to Rock Wall to Escape California Wildfires

https://www.breitbart.com/pre-viral/2018/11/09/watch-terrified-bunnies-flee-rock-wall-escape-california-wildfires/

Democrat takeover of House casts doubt on Space Force future

https://www.breitbart.com/news/democrat-takeover-of-house-casts-doubt-on-space-force-future/

Theresa May Poised to Betray Fishermen and Northern Ireland as EU Piles on Brexit Demands

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/09/theresa-may-betray-fishermen-northern-ireland-eu-brexit-demands/

Military and Political Leaders Condemn Exclusion of Rhodesian Veterans from Great War Centenary

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/09/military-political-leaders-condemn-rhodesian-veterans-exclusion-great-war-centenary/


312309  No.315086

File: 14df20551c4c008⋯.png (952.3 KB, 870x680, 87:68, khazar milkers.png)

>>315085

>Ice Cube Targets Trump in Song ‘Arrest the President’: ‘That ‘N***a Is Russian Intelligence’

Baste


8c6565  No.315087

wish the russian hackers would hack into theresa's brain stem tbh


3059ce  No.315088

>>315085

>Ice Cube

Lol. Isn't he a children's entertainer now?


a9d62c  No.315089

File: e9303e66a1a7605⋯.png (79.95 KB, 500x367, 500:367, 154cb225ce102d32f12ea92988….png)

>>315085

Poor bunnies.


a9d62c  No.315090

>>315086

Yo AYO Hillary for President niga it's Her turn.


8c6565  No.315091

File: accb1902ca1043b⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1298x1080, 649:540, endit.png)

hooked on JF's 4 hour long streams now smh

any ideas for film night, lads?


2450d5  No.315092

File: eef1718cfef1990⋯.png (876.65 KB, 1330x1540, 19:22, ClipboardImage.png)

>SA hasn't posted the rhodesia story in /brit/ yet

smh


8c6565  No.315093

File: 9a9d63a14c3d477⋯.png (570.72 KB, 960x548, 240:137, iansmith2.png)

>>315092

what's this about?


2450d5  No.315094

File: 8567ca7b2d4d7d9⋯.jpg (586.39 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>315093

The Tories invited Germans to the cenotaph ceremony but not Rhodesians.


8c6565  No.315095

File: 930aa2a7bcf9931⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1000x707, 1000:707, traitorMay2.png)

>>315094

standard for them I guess, disgusting traitors

Rhodies were super patriots before UDI too, it was a major point of pride that they contributed so many volunteers to both world wars

and yet not a word breathed of that because it would damage the evil racist propaganda image smdh


5dcd7b  No.315096

>>315083

>that's why the plate was all curves smh

not really, and just penetration doesn't mean it would actually hurt them either. Don't think the curves was just for arrows or spears either as it strengthens it to even blunt impact.


5dcd7b  No.315097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

aw


3059ce  No.315098


8c6565  No.315099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>315096

It is the major factor in deflecting arrow fire, at the very least. The power of the crossbows definitely makes it possible, less likely than an arquebus shot, but good enough that the weapons were used on the battlefield.

ah, there's a film suggestion although I don't think it's very good, "the profession of arms" or something, it's about a guy who gets shot by a cannon.


5dcd7b  No.315100

>>315099

I am sure they were used on the battlefield lad, I only claim it wasn't used against people in plate armour smh.


8c6565  No.315101

>>315100

>>>/k/618257

>>>/k/613422

lots of shitflinging here, I also made some posts


8c6565  No.315102

File: a31e173a48ef81b⋯.png (971.03 KB, 657x877, 657:877, ClipboardImage.png)

Short answer is, powerful enough to use en masse and exist alongside arquebuses for about a century before Europeans fully committed to pike and shot and armour use began to decline (and even then they saw use in the 30 years war in jaeger squads, alongside bows), and powerful enough to never go out of style in Asia until they gained mass access to magazine and bolt-action weaponry, and even then still saw war and skirmish use until the final end of the Warlords period.

Italy during the early 16th century saw heavy conflict against and fielded superheavy-armoured cavalry (french Gendarmes, the Condotierri) and relied on crossbows from hand-sized mounted cranequiniers to the heaviest of arbalests, pitting them against the peak of plate armour development. They still fielded guns and firearms and gradually modernized, decreasing the crossbow to muzzle-loader ratio, but they must have done the job or they wouldn't have been used.


8c6565  No.315103

although I didn't talk about the prevalence of armour you can sort of see it in that pic

by the period the hand crossbows appeared anyone who was wearing armour was wearing plate.


3059ce  No.315104


5dcd7b  No.315105

>>315101

No because shields would stop the bolts smh :punch:

>>315102

Being used doesn't mean it can penetrate plate armour, lad


8c6565  No.315106

File: 94ad4311dc08791⋯.png (371.3 KB, 757x817, 757:817, crecy.png)

>>315105

SMGDH they wouldn't have used them otherwise, since armour production had reached industrial levels and everyone had access plate in some capacity


91f0aa  No.315107

>>314972

>grimes plagiarizing hentai

based


5dcd7b  No.315108

>>315106

they probably shot them at cannonballs to slow them down before they impacted the city walls tbh


5dcd7b  No.315109

File: 102246680e8f624⋯.png (75.58 KB, 1193x580, 1193:580, ClipboardImage.png)

I trust him. I cannot find any videos reliably testing it though. The best video I could find doesn't have the armour strapped down so it can't count.


8c6565  No.315110

>>315108

kek lad smh

here's another angle, if crossbows were only used on targets without plate armour (despite being developed and evolved specifically to counter armoured threats) why was it still used when it's inferior to even a basic bow in terms of rate of fire, if all they were planning on shooting with them is unarmoured lads in thick shirts and poofy clothes


5dcd7b  No.315111

>>315110

>(despite being developed and evolved specifically to counter armoured threats

Nothing suggests this. From what I hear crossbows were good because they could be used by people without training them in skill or strength, and they were used in sieges and stuff.

>why was it still used when it's inferior to even a basic bow in terms of rate of fire, if all they were planning on shooting with them is unarmoured lads in thick shirts and poofy clothes

For the reasons above. I am sure it also has different tactical reasons but I can't think of any right now.


5dcd7b  No.315112

File: 4c4389927cd800f⋯.png (191.69 KB, 346x346, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


7d21bc  No.315113

File: d7d8d3903c6ca27⋯.gif (946.52 KB, 640x360, 16:9, kill me please.gif)

>>315085

>Leading military and political figures have condemned the Tory government’s decision to exclude Rhodesian veterans from services commemorating the centenary of the First World War while inviting Germany to participate.


5dcd7b  No.315114

>>315113

keeeeeeek that gif


7d21bc  No.315115

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8c6565  No.315116

>>315109

>>315111

todd's a good lad I guess, but why would they use crossbows if they weren't useful smdh

crossbows were definitely for penetrating power, from the gastraphetes to the windlass, it was all focused on power, apart from the repeating crossbow which was for rate of fire. I guess you can say they are easier to use, like firearms, but I don't think that's the central reason since bows and javelins were also in use constantly (as in easy to use ones, not longbows, although in this period the venetians and french apparently adopted longbowmen) just before the period in which hand crossbows appeared.

My argument is that they must have been used against armoured targets due to the prevalence of both armour and crossbows in the early modern period I've been talking about - mass formations of heavily armoured knights as well as mass formations of crossbowmen, with mass formations of armoured and unarmoured pikemen as a centre. If crossbows were only used against knights, why were they the chief ranged weapon of the period.

On the other hand though they clearly didn't work as well as they needed to, because handguns were eventually adopted and replaced crossbows.


8c6565  No.315117

>>315115

ah, big gong reminds me I want everyone to watch the 36th chamber of shaolin

it's such good kung fu comedy


5dcd7b  No.315118

>>315116

Well with mass formations comes easy targets, lad. You pepper them with bolts and then run off. Just like the longbowmen at that English vs French battle. They were fired en mass hoping to penetrate any vulnerable area in their armour like eyes or armits etc.

And sieges. I don't really get it either, but if it did penetrate plate armour then why have plate armour. You didn't see a shift from armour to no armour like you did when guns became prevalent.

If you look at pikemen they still have a lot of unarmoured places on their bodies.


8c6565  No.315119

>>315118

I think we're mostly agreeable now, but I would still contend that crossbows had at least a non-zero chance of penetrating plate, enough to justify their use in such large numbers and how they replaced other ranged options until the event of the arquebus.


5dcd7b  No.315120

>>315119

Agree to disagree. given the mercenary armies and stuff I think the fact that you spend your entire life training with the longbow made it less feasible than a crossbow.


2450d5  No.315121

File: fd55d7116ca1b17⋯.png (445.9 KB, 630x939, 210:313, __bowsette_new_super_mario….png)

Did some housework for gran today but some of the coins she paid me with are from the 1960s smh.


5dcd7b  No.315122

>>315121

Did you mow her lawn like a good boomer?


8c6565  No.315123

>>315120

Not sure what you're saying here tbh, of course the longbow was less feasible, that's why it disappeared except for these specialized presences in certain armies.

>>315121

you can still change them at the bank, probably


91f0aa  No.315124

>>315121

neat

if i could I'd buy them from you, I collect all kinds of coins


5dcd7b  No.315125

>>315123

I am saying it disappeared because of how long it took for you to train yourself to use it. They were also more costly to hire.


8c6565  No.315126

>>315125

yeah but what's the relevance to the point of contention which is, iirc, "why did they use horse bows"


8c6565  No.315127

File: 23db3b43179dc6b⋯.png (789.73 KB, 1151x963, 1151:963, 2smartpiss.png)

I guess forgetting what the point is is a good way to end the debate tbh otherwise I'll keep wanting to get the last word in out of pseudoacademic pride


5dcd7b  No.315128

>>315126

oh, okay


8c6565  No.315129

SUGGESTIONS PLS

>>315128

what do you think for film night?

my suggestion is 36th chamber of shaolin 'cos it's comedy, I think kernow put in some trashkino


5dcd7b  No.315130

>>315127

I'm fine with that. I won.

>>315129

dno lad starting to get a bit tired of the chinkies


2450d5  No.315131

File: 8e8fcfbc430d23a⋯.png (309.03 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>315122

I raked the fallen leaves off the paths around the house, watered the greenhouses etc.

>>315123

Possibly but they're probably not worth much and it's a lot of effort smh.

>>315124

They're five pence coins, one says 1968. I think I remember taking one before for my own collection but gran must have mistaken them for modern ten pence coins they are quite similar.


a9d62c  No.315132

File: a9eb214f4c2c307⋯.jpg (92.8 KB, 640x599, 640:599, 1541550025121.jpg)

>friends have started buying pokemon cards irl because of that one australian guy who opens them on youtube

The addiction begins.


7d21bc  No.315133

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All this talk of crossbows is making me want one tbh

>>315129

Even seen this silly film?


7d21bc  No.315134

Just noticed that the trailer spoils half the film smh


a9d62c  No.315135

>>315134

>>315133

What film? Won't open the trailerr if its gonna spoileru me.


5dcd7b  No.315136

Is Pandorum any good?


7d21bc  No.315137

>>315135

Cube. It's not that spoilery because there isn't really much to the film anyway tbh


2450d5  No.315138

File: a057ce3bce6e202⋯.jpg (566.75 KB, 3508x3508, 1:1, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>315132

I hope they're buying good old pokemon stuff rather than the weird new ones. Maybe they can hunt for that rare japanese one with the swastika on it.


5dcd7b  No.315139

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a9d62c  No.315140

>>315138

They're buying packs so probably new ones right? And they want to play.

>>315137

Gimme the quick rundown, or not. Never heard of it.


a9d62c  No.315141

How would one buy old Pokemon cards they won't be made anymore right?


2450d5  No.315142

File: d15f972bcd8334c⋯.jpg (2.68 MB, 1653x2716, 1653:2716, __bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)


a9d62c  No.315143

File: e099c3d11b6c2df⋯.jpg (83.36 KB, 361x500, 361:500, 615WYYhDUPL.jpg)

>tfw these strike you as a massive waste of money but they are strangely alluring and satisfying to handle irl


5dcd7b  No.315144

>>315143

*bends the card giving it a crease that will never go away*


a9d62c  No.315145

File: 966c38b578262a8⋯.jpg (730.53 KB, 1440x1397, 1440:1397, sc8yao34dtv11.jpg)


2450d5  No.315146

File: 478d63a94fc78bf⋯.png (163.86 KB, 565x800, 113:160, __haruka_and_haruka_pokemo….png)

>>315143

I really don't understand modern pokemon.


5dcd7b  No.315147

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>tfw can't find your shiny Charizard


5dcd7b  No.315148

>>315146

I hate the designs, even if technology got better so you now can have smaller details and shit on pokemon and aren't constrained to sprites, certainly you'd still limit yourself in some way to at least make it look like they come from the same universe smh


7d21bc  No.315149

>>315140

Some lads and lasses are trapped in a maze of interlocking cubes, and some of the cubes contain deathtraps. Will they get out alive?


5dcd7b  No.315150

File: b65560c3c0d677e⋯.png (46.79 KB, 185x139, 185:139, ClipboardImage.png)

>no big tyranitar mum


5dcd7b  No.315151

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8c6565  No.315152

File: e1270074d6afbf2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 143.4 KB, 255x255, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


5dcd7b  No.315153

>>315152

Go away jew


8c6565  No.315154

File: 60e2cdf3749bee9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 99.93 KB, 170x255, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


5dcd7b  No.315155

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8c6565  No.315156

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5dcd7b  No.315157

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7d21bc  No.315158

File: 8cab49bd6fcaaf9⋯.png (7.02 KB, 644x800, 161:200, soyak npc.png)


5dcd7b  No.315159

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8c6565  No.315160

>>315159

we live in a society


5dcd7b  No.315161

>>315160

Is the Joker really where this is coming from? I thought it was just something SJWs said


7d21bc  No.315162


a9d62c  No.315163

>>315161

>>315159

Whatever you do, don't watch Batman ninja. It was absolute fucking shit.


8c6565  No.315164

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8c6565  No.315166

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5dcd7b  No.315167

>>315163

thanks lad

>>315164

ahahahhahahahahahaha


8c6565  No.315168

bottom text


5dcd7b  No.315169

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le tik top memi


5dcd7b  No.315170

File: f19eb29695563bc⋯.png (660.9 KB, 736x736, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


5dcd7b  No.315171

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5a877a  No.315172

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what does it mean if you enjoy seeing women humiliated?


5dcd7b  No.315173

>>315172

dno common to some extent like when teasing them in social settings, but bad things happening to them? idno


5a877a  No.315174

>>315173

not permanently harmful or physically hurtful bad things, just general shaming and humiliation


5dcd7b  No.315175

>>315174

idno, did you get off on that video you posted?


5a877a  No.315176

>>315175

it is quite arousing but didn't beat off to it


5dcd7b  No.315177

>>315176

You're a bit of a weird one lad


5a877a  No.315178

>>315177

might see a psychologist about it


3059ce  No.315179

Caw?


3059ce  No.315180

>>315172

enf is pretty baste, tbh.


5dcd7b  No.315181

>>315179

Don't think she's here, lad


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3059ce  No.315183

Might watch an anim.


a9d62c  No.315184

>>315183

>>315183

watch boogiepop fantomuuu


7d21bc  No.315185

>>315172

>>315176

There are a lot of women who are into it too ;)


3059ce  No.315186

>>315184

What's that actually about?


5dcd7b  No.315187

File: 3c3f1909763e264⋯.png (157.36 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>315182

Don't look at me with those eyes, lad


a9d62c  No.315188

>>315186

Ghosts still watching it myself tho


5dcd7b  No.315189

>>315184

Did Pembs send you a letter, lad?


8c6565  No.315190

File: 69250294a68b571⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1484x1080, 371:270, she's crazy.png)

>>315172

Nick… What's goin' on big guy? You just tripped my wife.


a9d62c  No.315191

File: 9ce1e66129b31f7⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1000x1071, 1000:1071, 1524672965758.png)

>>315189

Yah it was a nice letter.


5dcd7b  No.315192

>>315191

Mine is delayed because it has to travel all the way to Norway I guess


8c6565  No.315193

he's not grooming you is he lad?


5dcd7b  No.315194

>dinner is ready

>after I just stuffed my face with two bags of crisps

come on


a9d62c  No.315195

File: fe5532a97f848b5⋯.png (446.04 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1492624159488-1.png)

>>315192

Give me your address and I'll send you one lad, and we can be penpals.


8c6565  No.315196

>>315194

>not saving them for the film night

shaking my head


5dcd7b  No.315197

>>315196

What film night? :smirk:

>>315195

s-sure, lad.


7d21bc  No.315198

>>315192

He's communicating via snail mail now?


8c6565  No.315199

File: 7de352dbd78536b⋯.png (1.44 MB, 965x1199, 965:1199, soyface.png)

>>315198

watch out lads he's gone full hipster

next up is carrier pigeons


5dcd7b  No.315200

>>315198

oh maybe it died while crossing the salty seas


2450d5  No.315201

File: bf16960d6e58915⋯.png (1.94 MB, 823x1200, 823:1200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>315163

Already saw it, I liked Harley's costume but I usually hate her redesigns.


5dcd7b  No.315202

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8c6565  No.315203

>>315202

goddamnit lad I resisted clicking on that video out of respect for the artefact for months and now you just link it


a9d62c  No.315204

>>315201

Some designs were okay but

>that terrible weird cgi rotoscoping where every scene looks the same

>that terrible handdrawn section in the middle

>the entire rest of the movie being complete shite

>monkey bat mech

Made me wanna kms


5dcd7b  No.315205

File: b949c6da367d382⋯.png (20.1 KB, 567x606, 189:202, 6c94821dc7b0c468412e7e9132….png)

>>315203

Fight me


8c6565  No.315206

File: 92b9e9d5d375447⋯.png (91.67 KB, 1433x824, 1433:824, ClipboardImage.png)


3059ce  No.315207

>started the new series of Jojo

Good shit. The scans I read years ago were a pile of shit, so hopefully I'll find some new appreciation for part 5 here.


5dcd7b  No.315208

>>315207

yeah great quality so far, maybe because the nips love part 5


8c6565  No.315209

>black lagoon jumps the shark by episode 3 with neocartoonnazis out of nowhere

lmao


2450d5  No.315210

>>315204

Yeah it was awful. It was anime commissioned by americans who know nothing about anime apart from DUDE MECHS AND NINJAS from some cgi company that has never owned a pencil.


a9d62c  No.315211

>>315210

>tfw my friend really liked it and liked the lego batman movie as well

I think he has adhd or something smdh


2450d5  No.315212

>>315211

The lego batman movie was a zoomer masterpiece tbh.


8c6565  No.315213

>>315212

is it like the lego batman in that other lego film which was called "the lego film"


91f0aa  No.315214

>>315206

would you say this symbol is a triskelion? I mean it's not symmetric but it's still 3 legs


a9d62c  No.315215

I sorta enjoyed Lost in Translation, watched it last night, but thought scarlet johanssen was pretty annoying tbh. Preferred Bill Murray's character way more. Damn baka gajiiiins

>>315212

It wasn't really my thing…


8c6565  No.315216

>>315214

I had a bit of talk with Anprim about this while trying to find the origin, I reckon it's roots definitely are in the triskelion, but the angle and placement of the legs make it more of a three-armed swastika

>>315215

suntory time advert kek

I noticed "suntory" actually comes up a lot in nip speak as a sort of emphatic "yes that's right" kind of expression


2450d5  No.315217

File: 3165f040ce78c82⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1500x2104, 375:526, __kasumi_pokemon_pokemon_a….png)

>>315213

I've never seen the lego movie so it could have been. I don't know how capeshit can entertain me anymore after seeing Batman vs Voldemort and Sauron tbh.


8c6565  No.315218

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I think it's a real whiskey brand actually

something about being japan's first LOCAL one


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8c6565  No.315220

>>315217

lego film was ok tbh

saw it with a lass lmao


3059ce  No.315221

>>315210

Isn't it the company who did the CG openings for Jojo?


2450d5  No.315222

File: a45d875d982812f⋯.jpg (98.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a45d875d982812f7ecb2767359….jpg)

>>315221

>every conversation leads back to jojo

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP


5dcd7b  No.315223

File: d25b7209247f57f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 208.55 KB, 400x277, 400:277, ClipboardImage.png)

>>315217

*feeds you*


3059ce  No.315224

>>315222

Who's your favourite Jojo, lad? And why is it Joseph?


5dcd7b  No.315225

>>315222

>ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


2450d5  No.315226

File: c927e0c83631c0e⋯.gif (1001.62 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1483517756-fddee42cd669318….gif)

>>315224

It's all gay and I hate it.

I enjoyed this jojo though.


3059ce  No.315227

>>315226

Dunno what you're talking about, lad. Jojo is cool and manly.


3059ce  No.315228

File: 3152248914abd12⋯.png (589.39 KB, 565x640, 113:128, ClipboardImage.png)

Manly men doing manly things.