You are quite the dude.
reminder to steal /shit/'s 999999 & 1000000 gets
wait a minute those posts
did dorset report angry lad for being angry? keeek
omae wa shindeiru
this is my stand
idk somebody did but it was a fair report, he was gettin' a lil too heated
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reccomending Meet the Hollowheads now I've nearly watched it
very good suggestion from Doogle (I think)
Will you join us for Black Death tonight? 22st isn’t too sure and I need you to seduce him.
next time I wanna watch Jaws, never seen it
what'm'st is it, a docu?
I'll watch, not like I have anything else going on
like it was directed by a jew but it's still a stupid cheesy classic movie that would be fun for movie night
we're still on the arry potter franchise at the moment, got 5 part 2, then I think 2 or maybe 3 more main line films, then 2 Fantastic Beasts films featuring a guy who looks like a tranny and did indeed star in a film about being a tranny
when are kids gonna learn to say no to butt polish?
got them hunger panes
an a pizza in the oven
cheeky thursday cheat
apparently fagadox is gonna fix stellaris and make it playable today, I'm eager to try it 'cause I thought that game had potential but the tile shit was just god awful
Watching that Legendu of the Galacticu Heroesu tbh. Is pretty good so far.
can't even take a pizza out the oven properly
it's burnt but I'll still eat it
when do I hit rock bottom
Not me, ive been playing autist map simulators
Got holiday from the bossman but I am still angry.
Bored out of my fucking melon tbh. Nothing to do, nothing I want to do. Watching this anime but I find it so taxing to watch animes in general even if they are good. Think it's the voices.
Any suggestions lads? Feel like I'm going mad.
Which ones? I have 1100 hours in CK2 smh and 500 in Stellaris.
Black Death looks pretty good. Im up for watching it. Seen HP too recently so if you lads are continuing with that fair enough but ill sit out.
Never seen Jaws either.
have you watched Breaking Bad?
The Sopranos is better but Breaking Bad is ok.
could really do with a japanese gf right now
There was a new series of Better Call Saul. tbh it's quite slow but in a way I think it's better than the far fetched sensational stuff of Breaking Bad.
I watched the first series and didn't really undestand what the fuss was about
>I watched the first series and didn't really undestand what the fuss was about
Sopranos or Breaking Bad?
Sopranos, the series where he couldn't trust his mother and thought she was going against him with that older mobster.
Glad you're enjoying it. It's an odd one. Trying to think of some other weird films now. Have you seen Jacob's Ladder?
Better Call Saul is having the effect of making Breaking Bad a huge downer. Developing all of these characters who inevitably get killed or have their lives ruined by Walt.
Good series though. Not sure whether I prefer it to BB.
I remember enjoying series one and it gets even better during series two. It has moments where it slips in the other series but other moments where its classic. All round the best series the US has ever produced. Far superior to BB.
nope but I'll have a look after
Nice. Never played EU tbh, aside from the Rome one.
Lad have mercy please…
Might watch that, just watching this animu tbh. It's good.
never thought i'd get yellow fever
Altered States is another good one.
Could probably recommend oddball films all day. It's one of my things.
>rejected SnK concept art
>Neo's live action SnK audition
how much do they cost now
gimme the damage
>How do we solve the issue of no parking and heavy traffic which everyone complains about?
>Hmm, let's build more tightly packed houses with no parking spaces
t. every local councillor
id be a student again but id probably get kicked out within the first week smh
>AND lowering size
This is outrageous, it's unfair!
this is how we combat obesity
In the UK a lot of universities have exchange students from Japan.
The real crisis is with Mars bars.
You know those little kiddy sized ones? Well the regular full size bars are scarcely any bigger than those right now. I swear Mars bars used to be three times as big as they are now. They're also much more dry than they used to be and a lot less tasty. Not even worth wasting calories on tbh.
lol you think id even go to uni? >>334145
nearest uni is like 30miles away aaahhhhh
Don't think about women tbh lad, just drown it out with lifting until you collapse in a puddle of your own sweat, blood and tears tbh.
Fuck uni then. Get a good job going and fuck off to Japan or buy some budget wife from that part of the world. Just pretend she's Japanese.
what is this gay shit
Smh it literally says in the description and title.
bit gay tbh
Your nearest university town I suppose.
Learn nip and talk to foreign lasses from interpals
>going to bournemouth
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Lifting will save you lad. Devote every fucking day of your life to obliterating your physical and emotional weakness tbh. STOP BEING A BITCH LAD.
Do it for Greg.
>dorset going to the capital of dorset
Exeter and Southampton are a bit further out. Also, I've actually heard of those places having universities, unlike Bournemouth.
i lift on and off smh, need to do it regularly
but dorchester is the capital of dorset
bournemouth is barely even dorset
dont think id like to go to exeter again
i hate modern cities
so confusing to a small town boi like me
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>she will never crush your head with her thighs
Bournemouth is in Hampshire isn't it?
Good lad. Take the BLOAT pill tbh.
As someone who is at uni, only go if you know what you're doing. Don't go because you want 3 years to sit around getting drunk and high like most mongs. Go because you're passionate and have a plan.
I like Exeter tbh, probably the biggest place I've ever lived. Don't think I could tolerate anywhere bigger. I heard they've been really escalating the student numbers though.
it used to be hampshire until a few decades ago
i hate uni but i wouldnt be able to get in cos no qualifications keek
i want to beat up every student
sometimes it amazes me how many students there supposedly are in some of these places
i can barely imagine 1000, let alone tens of thousands on just one place
>internet keeps cutting out
FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Adjusted for interest a Freddo in 2000 would be worth 16p at 1.0625g per pence; in 2007 13p at 1.538g per pence; in 2010 21p at 1.177g per pence; in 2011 20p at 1.0588g per pence; in 2015 29p at 0.6207g per pence.
>that moderately built upper body
>those THICC legs bulging out of them shorts
>tfw did actually use the free bible service to get a bible
Yeah it's happened in my home smh
Are you actually christian lad?
i own a couple of old decaying ones
more feel to them tbh
>Are you actually christian lad?
im not anything
How can they just move a city like that? It's sickening. I will correct this terrible error.
What version? Good lad, I hope you're reading it. I'm still in the process of learning fucking ancient Greek in order to read it in its original form but so far all I've learned is where the "it's all Greek to me" comes from.
Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
1974 county border changes fucked up loads of things
towns being in a county for nearly 1000 years and then suddenly changed for little reason
I hope your spiritual journey goes well lad
When I inevitably come to power, we shall correct this and restore the kingdoms of old tbh.
Can you make me king of East Anglia lad? Ta
>changed for little reason
Regularisation is king. Can't have all these higgledypiggledy regions being different and odd. The EU will do the same to its member states eventually. It even has the NUTS2 regions all laid out.
>tfw always confuse suffolk, surrey and sussex
Tfw used to LARP about Christianity because I saw the pragmatic benefits to it but I'm not a full on believer.
This tbh, for all of you. God bless.
You can be duke. Only one king I'm afraid.
I hope I can inherit a really big old bible one day, leather bound pls.
*now not not
What a fucking typo.
Probably a sign I haven't committed enough. Subconscious telling me to do more.
>having a Bible because it looks nice
cheers lad we mustve come from somethin
tbh if you want a decent KJV then you'll have to get an old one which always looks nicer than new ones
tbh there are kings of the heptarchies but one gets to be bretwalda (king of all britain)
your dads ballsack
I say we put little George on the throne. I'll be Lord Protector, naturally.
Starving, mummy come home already
how is it idolatry lad?
i think bibles so twisted n sheeit that if you wanna actually get that stuff in your brain you best learn hebrew and biblical greek and read the original documents yourself and do your own study, not just readin a bible and listenin to other people
Thought that was in regards to the mob crucifying him?
You and Wessex tbh
I'll take it
I think we've got an ancient one tbh, almost like a family relic
Weird, because there's a part of me telling me I shouldn't embrace it
only if I can be High Druid of the Isles and control matters of religion
It probably isn't but I've noticed a lot of people cling to nice fancy Bibles and expensive crosses. Talk about missing the point.
It was but the quote works smh.
I was a very extreme atheist not 4 years ago tbh. Guess that people change.
Alright but no sacrifices outside of Stonehenge and you have to self segregate like the Moose lems.
>try to read any part of the KJV
>can't understand any of it
Don't really see the point when you're going to want to read commentaries on the text no matter what version you read tbh
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>he can't understand KJV
Literally a brainlet fam, what are you doing. Smh it's English with some slightly awkward wording, just learn the phrasing and you'll be fine.
A lot of the versions are literally heretical and openly change scripture. KJV at least is a good English translation.
You asked for it fam.
also if you can't read Shakespearean English then you are a dumdum yes
just don't like the christian supremacy angle tbh
the utter arrogance of it
I can live with a foreign desert religion if it is harnessed for the good of the nation, but it puts itself first with that sort of dogma
universalist shite, politically
Got to make worship of the Lord supreme. Tolerating anything else would be unacceptable tbh.
>foreign desert religion
>been in these isles for 1700+ years
Sure it's universal. All are on in God, but the Bible also advocates genocide of your enemies and is quite clear on the status of nations as significant.
Modern Christianity, I would argue, isn't Christian. Go to many churches today and they will openly claim Christ was not the son of God despite him claiming to be so. He was either the son of God, or a madman who claimed to be. Obviously I know what he said was true but "Christians" dispute this fact.
Aaah I got some old books from passed relatives that are very pretty. I'll have to do the same to my descendants.
I understand the words of course, just not what they are supposed to mean altogether.
>openly change scripture
*hosts a council to decide which books are canon*
There's nothing Shakespearean about this shit tbh, it's just annoying to read. At least Shakespeare is entertaining, the bible is supposed to be the word of God.
I agree on it being confusing, I don't know who any of the people in the bible or the context, when pagans were converted the priests explained this stuff to them I think.
Smh the literal translation from Greek or the Greek itself would be legitimate smh.
>1700 years is an argument against tens of thousands
what I'm saying is that it's a self-perpetuating religion that serves itself rather than others
very jewish too of course, you can use the bible to say anything
>christianity is based because it promotes peace *quotes swords into plowshares
>christianity is based because it promotes war *quotes I come not to bring peace but a sword
don't like it
in my personal ideal society it would still exist as a legacy establishment and for awareness of those 1500 years but I wouldn't promote it as a viable religion because of the inevitable turn to literal universalism and multiculturalism
tbh i find middle english much easier to read than 16-17th century english
*serves itself rather than the people
I'd like to set aside the rhetoric and have harmony between dafty pagans and christians but the absolute unwillingness to entertain other deities and religions makes it impossible
did mummy save you?
yeah, brought me chocolates and two bags of crisps and just put a pizza in the oven
that is sickening
did you bully your mummy lad?
good lad, dont forget to give mummy a nice big kiss to say thank you
>tens of thousands
How many times do I have to explain this s m h.
It promotes both. Peace when it can be, war when it's necessary. There's very little contradiction tbh, most of it is a meme where people fail to comprehend the meaning of scripture. War isn't good but it's necessary sometimes to be righteous.
And this isn't so. These things have only become ideas in our society because people abandoned the faith. It's no coincidence that as Christianity declines, these ideas rise to the forefront and dominate public life.
Yep, that's why paganism died out. No moral authority, dogman or any sort of structure behind it.
Jesus fucking Christ lad. Mummy enablers are the worst. Mine does the same shit tbh.
>roast chicken with mushroom and garlic gravy and buttered french beans, followed by vanilla and almond cheese cake for dessert, and dark chocolate with hazelnuts for afters, served with tea, earl grey, hot
He looks like a 30 year old mature student and self claimed "Maxist intellectual" here.
yeah, but I was angry from other stuff so it wasn't completely fair
she is happy just to feed me
Dogman sounds like some mythological beast.
>mum moaning at me cos i turned off a pointless electric heater in the bathroom that is just a waste of money
she the complains that i'm using the oven for 5 hours+ yet she does stupid things like that and leaves all the lights/tv on
he basically is, only replace marxist with alt-right
sounds far too sweet for me, lad
omg stop fucking sneezing and coughing everywhere i bet you didnt even cover your mouth
looks like /newbrit/ had a significant get recently, lets see who got it and what they said…
Indeed. Can't stand the chap. Same with Tommy Robinson. Ideally I'd line them both up against a wall and shoot them.
lol ain't an argument
"pagan" practice extends back to the first hunter-gatherers who set foot on britain
also wrong about paganism not having structure or anything, there's clear evidence to the contrary in the pan-european druidic theological structure, established rites and rituals, tradition, taboos etc
it was a complete and functioning religion and can be so again; both institutions are destroyed in the modern age, but paganism can be more easily rebuilt, and better fits our needs.
I know neither of us will agree to eachother though smh
say sorry to her lad
and an illegally acquired one
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>and an illegally acquired one
who can save us from these criminal mods?
22st's moderator alter-ego is "is he even a mod" man because he doesn't do anything
and that's ok
The sort of Celtic religion you are thinking of was barely a thing for a millennia, lad. Sure the practice extends that far back, but I'd rather listen to actual people and not oooga booga tribesmen who based rocks together. Britain was backwards until we became Christian, and basically irrelevant.
And no, it's got no historical backing now. Would be very hard to convince people to worship a child sacrificing dead religion me lad.
Bloody hell I need to go do something else, in a bit.
>22st's moderator alter-ego is "is he even a mod" man because he doesn't do anything
it's not his fault he's lazy, he's as much a victim of himself as everyone else is smh
>incels will never stop seething about the get
Might be the highlight of my career.
It is tbh, old explorers used to warn about dogpeople and their civilization beyond the borders of their maps but nobody could ever find them. Also Americans report sightings of long-snouted sasquatch they call the dogman in certain parts of the country.
tbf lad, that vid I posted made some interesting points, namely that the christian God has triple aspects similiar to many Celtic Gods, isn't omnipotent (why does he need all those angels and saints?), that it was heavily influenced by Indo-European theology and that people didn't necessarily consider it importing a foreign religion as it was adapting there own traditions to suit it. There are flaws in this but it's still interesting to think about
I hate how horny I get on nofap, it makes me lust after Neo like crazy smh(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>a child sacrificing dead religion
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>knows about the michigan dogman
wasn't it a memi that you were from michigan once? hmmmmmm
>he believes in child sacrificing
>he doesn't know about 15,000 BC
>or the sophisticated astronomical-theological basis of earliest britain
ok just drop it
you like big god man and don't want anyone else to be god man
I like lots of god men and don't mind that there's another god man there too except for the bit where he thinks he's the biggest god man
that's where my argument that christianity was conversion by stealth comes from, incorporating all of the pagan elements to make it look decent then gradually subverting and ensuring it's own supremacy
Out in the woods while the whole town sleeps,
Swift and silent the Dogman creeps,
When the moon strikes high in the eye of the Owl,
The whole night shudders with the Dogman's howl
Tbh it's an unpopular opinion but I hate the fucking daftie types like that. They do us lot no good and damage credible movements intentionally or not.
>calling people incels
Please don't tell me you and waifuposter fucked. The thought of his sweaty tits slapping against his massive belly is mentally scarring, thanks lass.
Spooky. It's my subconscious screaming for help.
People sacrificing then. Don't bullshit me and deny your savage "faith" didn't murder people.
The thought of waifuposter doing anything is mentally scarring but I hope he's alright smh I miss his poo posting.
oh we murdered lads alright
threw lots of gays right into the bog
I did say that rural Michigan is quite nice but I've definitely never been there and I've never seen the Michigan dogman either smh.
Proper spooky bit of folklore.
Seems like the lot that'd tolerate benders tbh. Britons being benders in the bog smh.
>20 minute ban for saying something I find disagreeable
how long has niggo been unbanned? clearly hasn't learnt anything
Not bullshiting you lad, we don't know how often it was performed and in what context, were they prisoners of war? Criminals? Volunteers? Who knows
Nobody wants to hear about lusting and fapping about me tbh.
A mix of all that I imagine. Anyone they could get their hands on voluntarily or not.
Having seen what you look like, I'd be grateful for what you get.
You don't get to decide what I want
free speech you dumb cunt
I went back and read your posts in this thread and you earned a filter with the first one
if you're going to be a bullying faggot then everyone can say what they like
What if I do it quietly?
t. alberto barbosa
smh lad control your urges
I thought he would appeal it tbh, I would accept
it's super gross though and shouldn't be encouraged
Indeed. If they saw what they were lusting for they'd regret it. Oink oink.
*eats butter from the tub*
>he's supposed to read your mind and think HAHA XE WAS JUST JOKING
everything wrong with whamen summed up in one piece of psychological evidence
you really should not be a mod
The question is, does Neo still have their accent? Just imagine the Yank noises coming from during intercourse.
t. former bender
But do you actually know? And no, I don't want human sacrifice to return
In a bit, me lambs. Time to cook for smee.
You are unbanned Binsman, ain't having this shit with Neo
MAIMEN, DR PAVELHEER, BUTTONLEE, JUAN OF HUGH
thanks, you're the best
i was giving her a compliment too, will nothing keep her happy smh?
it's just like old times
goodlad keep it up
you're like the counterbalance
for best effect you should refer to BRRRAAPPPs keeeek devilish
You saying she's not a real anime girl?
>for best effect you should refer to BRRRAAPPPs keeeek devilish
thanks for the tip, how do i do this though?
It can't be! Lies! Lies I say!
not quite sure but 22st is a master
>Indeed. If they saw what they were lusting for they'd regret it.
>implying I'm not attracted to her cute personality
not the way I'd describe it smh
just want to be normal smh
shes a horrible personality
*blocks your path* We disagree but we all love the braphog
That's the key word there.
Yes. More piggy than person.
You poor thing.
You are normal, my lad.
Am I the only one that thinks Neo has a cute personality?
You're the only one who doesn't know her, fam.
no, i'm far from normal and never will be
just wanted to be a normie who had a normie life
now most people are not normal especially here smh
Goodlads think alike
Get a job, that'll help tbh.
democracy might not always be so bad
but she's so mischievous and playful…
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DOOD
You'll get over it by 25.
*Manipulative and evil.
I knew you'd understand, you always understand
no i mean the psychological impact of one's upbringing is lasting throughout one's life, it is unchangeable
i wanted to be a normie, not become one now
ah you're a based centrist lad
the horseshoe theory here refers to concussing neo by throwing horseshoes at her
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lad, cut out the drama. I already gave her a ban for the get skewing, it's over with
she's #1 threadslut which is very helpful. btw we need a proper OP so somebody pls get a few news links
ah man this IRL butterface thot with PRIME t&a keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'm looking and doesn't mind. love when that happens. she's skinny with full, perky bosoms and a far arse. verrry good shape to her body, and nice hair too, it's a shame about her face
How swarthy is this one?
I will draw attention to all mod abuse
neo just happens to be the only one who abuses it
I understand fam. I think I was nearly there but now I've fallen into a pit and can't get out. I've had small groups of friends before but now I'm gone.
>keeping around whores
she's white actually
I like butterfaces. They appreciate the attention and don't get an attitude.
ahh fuck yeah stellaris magacorp already cracked HEIL BASTE CODEX
this. she probably has low self-esteem 'cause of her face but her body makes me wanna impregnate her so bad and she likes the attention 'cause it gives her validation and makes her feel better about her appearance
it's to the point where when she stands up to walk away, she looks back to see that I'm looking at her before struttin' her ass outta the room
is it worth playing and if so can you link whatever DL you use if it's not infested?
ukbay is down smh
>ah man this IRL butterface thot with PRIME t&a keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'm looking and doesn't mind. love when that happens. she's skinny with full, perky bosoms and a far arse. verrry good shape to her body, and nice hair too,
sounds delightful tbh
some of them are still genuinely bad people though tbh
amazed at how many women are butt ugly and yet still are true basic bitches who dont even give you the time of day
w-we'll all make it in the end… h-heh….
kek, that poem, can't believe I posted that on /brit/
def a lot of stuck up ugly slags that act like they're the most important princess
i like lasses
if you search "stellaris" on 1337x and sort by time you'll find it
>is it worth playing
stellaris is a cool game but had a lot of problems with the macromanagement that made it obnoxious to play. this update fixes them I think. I think it's worth playing yes, map-staring simulator in randomly generated outer space where you make a space empire and exterminate/enslave the xenos. it's pretty fash tbh
Nah lad, it's too late for that.
like you can make a custom empire and call it "Interstellar British Empire" with a thing that looks kinda like a swastika as your symbol and make it state policy to enslave or genocide aliens. only thing is you get niggers/gooks mixed in with the white people, somebody needs to make a white people only mod
are you going out with her or something? what did you mean by that "keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'mlooking and doesn't mind"
>and make it state policy to enslave or genocide aliens
there is one, but it got removed from the steam workshop for racism
>are you going out with her or something?
nah, I've never really talked to her
>what did you mean by that "keeps showing off 'cause she knows I'mlooking and doesn't mind"
she's long since noticed that I check her out and instead of getting uncomfortable/offended as feminists would have you think, she enjoys the attention and has been looking to see if I'm looking, wearing tight clothes
you can even determine which kind of extermination you want. you can castrate them, eat them, work them to death, or just send in the death squads
'course you can also give them various levels of citizenship but I generally go xenophobe
Nasa made a smug AI robot that flies around in zero g with thrusters and has a lenny face
It's called Cimon
heart almost skipped a beat there for a moment
>she's long since noticed that I check her out and instead of getting uncomfortable/offended as feminists would have you think, she enjoys the attention and has been looking to see if I'm looking, wearing tight clothes
yum. so you know her irl?
I would like if we really went to war with china, finally something exciting. I wouldn't want to go to war with any other country really, only china
nah, we just happen to be in the same location at the same time a couple times a week. but yeah it's irl ofc
That seems to be more of a fat girl thing. Fucked up face girls aren't as bad.
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I love him, lads.
wew a boomer probably died of a cardiac just now
I'm glad the yanks are putting the kibosh on these Chinese infiltrators tbh, they've killed thousands of yanks flooding the US with fentanyl and they are now butthurt over this one arrest. China is literally at the mercy of America in terms of global trade and security tbh their threats are empty
I posted the video the other day. He gets pissy with one of the astronauts. Smug bastard.
>nah, we just happen to be in the same location at the same time a couple times a week. but yeah it's irl ofc
if I write some love poems, could you read them out to her so she falls in love with me (not you) as happens in films plz?
Sorry lad. Keek it's so funny. They keep trying to tell him to stop playing music but he just hears the word music and says "I like to dance, I love music."
Just wondering if you'd seen the video.
>when he starts having a woman strop about people being mean to him
22st has discovered Liverpudlians and he is so confused.
>it was about iran all along
what a bummer
I don't know what 1337x is and searching gives me softonic malware results smh
looking for a replacement to ukbay, spoonfeed pls lad
we have to do it first
and the ones that make it exclusively asian, black etc remain
really makes you think
>I don't know what 1337x is
implying aliens have genitals
absolutely based webm
frying up some snausages 'cause I'm a hungry lad rn
btw this morning I weighed 156lbs so that's down 9lbs in 2 weeks with no exercise
maybe 8lbs, if I was 164, idk whether I was 164 or 165. so 4lbs/week conservatively
yea its mostly fatties
they disgust me so much
theyre not even chubbies theyre just fat
so I can gain 9lb/month or lose 4lb/week. idk why people find these things difficult
finished some jerky just now but i'm gonna let the air get to it overnight
just cooked and eating some cajun chicken while another 4 pork shoulder steaks are in the oven
idk who's food I'd rather eat, yours or 22st's mum's
It's like the fatter a girl gets the more of a fucking attitude she has. Chubbies can be alright, but obese girls are evil.
I really like empty carbs smh my pizza was great
I only cook meat with nothing else
Tho I could do a few nice dishes like chicken mushroom mustard sauce pasta
is that kay's art?
thankfully ive not really met or see any obese lasses
somebody post that webm of that fat girl with tattoos eating cake
feel bad for her tbh, then again, i also dont
My sister's former best friend was a lard arse with bi-polar disorder. They are no longer friends. She's basically the worst person ever. Shop lifts, drove the family car without a license and crashed it, has been engaged multiple times because men keep bailing on her.
sounds absolutely disgusting tbh
wait it's just an excerpt from shrek retold
hey i realised i will soon be able to make "i haven't eaten all year" jokes. rad.
unironically love his voice so much
as well as his whole body of work
Don't be so lewd. be lewder
love you lass but um
fasting is not a personality
neo will never be as pretty in body and soul as her
why haven't you eaten all year?
i agree? not a single word in this post relates to me in any way.
I can't bad doogles smh even to tease wessex.
I'm just a lovable jester. I mean no harm.
*tweaks the nose of power
lad you ought to stop it's not healthy
are you finally off mod seat
but he must have known about Joe for years though right?
Do you have that pic where Tsukasa has Konata's hair quiff up her nose? been looking for that everywhere.
Awww I like you really lad.
Mmm is my nose the nose of power?
modship means a lifetime before the mast tbh
Ayyy. But now that you've posted it, I can't use it to bully you. Damn.
>lad you ought to stop it's not healthy
it's perfectly healthy and normal for a man to be attracted to a woman
i dont care if you like me you ugly slag
whats'st el fuckerino?
now there's some moderating to do
they say I shouldn't lust after you, but I can't help it
>is xe though
wut? I thought it came out that Neo is a real woman? there was some lad earlier…
Who knows anymore. She's Konata for real in my mind.
and either way I wouldn't imagine it's very nice
xe is a neethog and a nasty person overall
she feels 100% woman to me
just fucking stop its pathetic
what do you even hope to achieve out of this?
I don't think this board has restrictions on posting an image multiple times in the same thread so it's okay I guess.
He's just mentally ill.
>what do you even hope to achieve out of this?
Neo and I will meet IRL, fall for each other, and become passionate lovers(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS CRINGE)
Yeah, but it's like we came into work wearing the same handbag or something.
appeal it when you've calmed down lad
talk about politics or something
lets talk about kat dennings
You can use it in the next thread without anyone giving you stares, don't worry.
She's nice for a jewess tbh.
no, this is abuse
twice in one day straight after being reprimanded
it's ridiculous, the only justifiable modding is the deletion of that furry shite, everything else is abusive, that's not good enough.
Okay, thanks lass
*hugs n kisses
tbh its a bit over the top
its annoying posts but definitely not ban-worthy
>cringeposting within cringeposting
You're welcome lad.
It's a healthy microban to give him a few minutes to get his benis under control.
feels good to not give a shit about time anymore
i dont even think about it
>attempting to justify mod abuse
stop fucking up you retarded bint
your job as a moderator is to clean up shit, not try to control people's posting
if the guy wants to mock you and make you uncomfortable that's his right.
it's literally the only actual decent moderating I have seen this entire week
xe is not fit to moderate
You're gonna make it lad.
>your job as a moderator is to clean up shit
That's a really cute pic lad.
I like the drama on this board. It's like an allegory for medieval European feudal power struggles.
I agree. Take her down!
>You're gonna make it lad.
we're all going to make it
i dont care about being normal or anything anymore, i just want to enjoy the time i have left now, and just live
>your job as a moderator is to clean up shit, not try to control people's posting
this is a fair point
still, you oughtta stop screeching lad
it's kinda like ck2 and I'm a king and the vols are my dukes and the rest of the posters are counts but they can't raise their levies and declare war on me so it's slightly different
dafite likes cycling? baste and i love her ladspilled
you weren't here for the last time neo was a mod
it's imperative to keep xer on a tight leash
>it's kinda like ck2 and I'm a king and the vols are my dukes and the rest of the posters are counts but they can't raise their levies and declare war on me so it's slightly different
My thoughts exactly. Unless you go on a crusade one day (go afk) and someone else claims the kingship (board) in your absence, like a regent taking power while the King is away, lols.
Goodnight, I wish you luck if you have a hard days waging ahead still. Keep up the good work lad we're all gonna make it.
so basically we have a count that's pissed at his duke and is demanding the king to revoke the duke's titles but the king's like nah she's a good duchess for the most part so chill out
>He's just mentally ill.
It's a bit sad that you think so little of yourself, that you think any man that falls for you must be mentally ill. Don't worry, I'll help fix you
>Wessex has declared the 27th /newbrit/ civil war for elective monarchy
Reminds me of my many failed Byzantium games smh.
Live until you die lad, it's the only way to have fun.
Sleep tight lad.
I'm keeping a domesday book of crimes against the peasantry and everything so far coupled with xer past moderating points to disaster
like I said earlier the only actual moderating xe's done is banning a single (1) porn post, everything else has been abuse for personal gain
thank you lad i do and i only get 15 minutes to yoffle my lunch but its early hometime
was going to visit the ashurbanipal exhibition at the british museum at the weekend but i'd rather do it with family so i have to wait till the weekend after when my sister is available rooo
maybe ill just go anyway
cash in hand > NEETs > salary > wagies
alright well feel free to collect whatever you want in your archives for transparency's sake but quit salting up the threads over it. I'm aware that you and some others are discontented and that Neo's moderation can be a bit heavy-handed at times but I do believe that she passes a cost:benefit analysis. at the end of the day, what I say goes and I want the best for this community so don't worry about it
just cut the drama, it's not doing anybody any good and it's getting annoying
we should take this somewhere private tbh
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
>it's already been 1,111 posts since 333333
and somebody said we were dead smh
Outside of my personal dislike for xer and xer behaviour toward me I will continue to point these events out as they come up, it is a public service and you do need to be aware.
do it in the meta thread, that's where it belongs anyway
That's a long way off lad, we've got so much time to enjoy.
My antics generate a lot of interest tbh.
Hmmm if he keeps saltposting for the next few weeks what should I do.
I also suggest opening >>1 so I can record your ruling
if no one else will do it I will be scribe and chronicler for this benighted realm
Neo will break you lad, and you will end up falling in love with her too
no, it's more erotic this way, we get to see Neo dominate and control him, eventually turning him into her thirsty slave
I've been posting for three years, maybe more. So long I've forgotten how long, in any case.
And everything I have seen has been negative, particularly xer recent behaviour which will only get worse as xe goes ever madder with power
pokes you on discord
>Hmmm if he keeps saltposting for the next few weeks what should I do.
I don't think you should do anything about it 'cause that's just gonna make it worse. it's better to promote resolution than to crackdown
I fucking see that discord spoiler DO NOT make private dealings
Just learn to love her power lad(USER HAS BEEN ASSIGNED A WANK BREAK FOR THIS POST)
call me the Venerable Wess because I will be chronicling the latest fall of newbrit
>they are having a private conversation about moderation, on discord
didn't take long
the secret cabal that operates in the shadows
and ironically the thing newbrit was formed to escape
it all comes full circle except after this there is nowhere to go
All women just want one thing; that sweet sweet granary.
It's like having my own fan blog.
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you'll not be getting my granary of the highest calibre
you're not deserving of such fine grains
she was just asking me what to do about posts like >>334452 >>334457 and I told her only to do short bans if it goes on too long. and I also told her to ask me things in the thread instead of saying "come on discord" and to be a lil gentler in moderation
quit whining or keep it in the meta
>It's like having my own fan blog.
and don't antagonize either. I want everybody to chill
>they post they're butts at each other on Discord
The scandal of it!
Take this under advisement, I am doing this because you shouldn't be abusing your position. I will stop when you stop abusing it. It is not something for you to joke about, it is not acceptable. You have taken on responsibilities and should live up to them.
I will mark this as an official ruling but I don't like the fuzziness, "if it goes on too long" is extremely subjective.
He sounded so excited in that game when your granary was full lol
>All women just want one thing; that sweet sweet granary.
Aww I remember when that was a niche channel
>over a million views
Lad's doing good.
You could post this in any era of /newbrit/ and it would still make sense smh.
Maybe we should rename meta "the book of grudges" tbh.
THE GRANARY IS FULL M'LORD
the peasants are starving, sire!
*gives peasants expired sossijes*
if this goes on for long I'll have to make a seperate thread for it smh
*poisons the enemy's economy
It is such a pretty game. I got stuck at some mission in the campaign because it was too hard though smh.
the art style is great, but I went back to it recently and couldn't bear to play
stronghold is such a great concept but so flawed smh
I played 2 the most though
Could do that tbh although I don't like having lots of pins like /pol/.
Pre-rendered art is one of my favorite styles, I miss it.
We should change the OP. It's old and stale and does not reflect the changing face of /newbrit/. It's a big transformation for /newbrit/ to make, and mods will be resented because of our leading role.
what do you look for in a man? also what kind of porn do you like?
sheer rage will keep it bumped
I've been saying this the past few days
>>1 itself shouldn't change but making a new post below it would be alright I think
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"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
disproportionate response wew
me on the right but terrible joint pain and no energy
Smh the >>1 is an important piece of history even if it's apocryphal now.
she wants a middle class man who has a car, house and well paid job and everything she wants
*and doesn't want to provide anything in return
a neetthot lmao
no, cummies and children aren't an equal exchange, those are shared benefits.
>has expensive hobbies
>dangerous habits (imagine xer dressing up children as tranny cartoon characters, no better than the average golem thot just with jap degeneracy instead)
smh id love to be a housewife
househusbanding does seem to work though, 40k over on druidpol has 2 kids and a wife of almost 20 years at this point
>>/1/ is a statement to how right I was. The fact that there's no /politics/ people around aside from myself shows this. What can you do? The mere whiff of anything female shape is enough to drive the spastics here into a mad frenzy, clearly.
>b-but i'll do all those things when i am engaged, I'm not going to bother learning those things now
that sounds nice
is he an actual househusband like are stef?
>no, cummies and children aren't an equal exchange, those are shared benefits.
>>has expensive hobbies
>>dangerous habits (imagine xer dressing up children as tranny cartoon characters, no better than the average golem thot just with jap degeneracy instead)
wtf i hate neo now. What utter idiot made xer mod anyway?
b-bertie is that you??
It was the Yank coup of /newbrit/ that put them in charge.
Obviously, you mong.
Whomst is this.
drama keeps me warm
yeah, his wife works and he stays home and takes the kids to school and stuff
our benevolent BO who has been around less than a year and knows nothing about newbrit society
specifically rules lawyering to codemonkey to claim the board from Anprim, then making shady deals with the gays whomst caused the great lockening in the first place
>It was the Yank coup of /newbrit/ that put them in charge.
how the hell did this happen, and how can it be reversed?
Anyone want owt from Greggs?
>our benevolent BO who has been around less than a year and knows nothing about newbrit society
why Neo of all people, the obvious worst possible choice? who is the BO anyway? Herts?
it's me! long time no see, what are you up to these days?
You're having a laugh fam. This place has been toxic since day one. Nothing of value here.
Goodlad. Hows the monastery?
I'm BO. claimed it from anprim 'cause he locked all the threads and made thread creation mod-only, essentially shutting down the board.
Yeah fuck me right.
Fuck off it is. Prove it, comment on my most recent video you cheeky lad.
>Goodlad. Hows the monastery?
boring tbh, nothing to do but fap and read the bible
Shame he was too daft to log in more often. This place being killed off forever would have been beneficial for just about everyone here.
>Fuck off it is. Prove it, comment on my most recent video you cheeky lad.
you're right, it's not Adam. He's never coming back is he?
The gays, Jocko and Neo, spammed every thread for months and claimed gayism was board culture and at every turn. When asked to stop they would continue even after being banned, Anprim locked the board to stop them at which point the Yanks acted. Anprim asked for the board back but the new BO said that he would accept but that he doesn't trust discord or emails making it impossible for Anprim to get the board back. The gayists also then purged many good boys from the board, a small splinter board was made but that has died.
Never tbh, he's made it. God be with him. Last we spoke I took the piss out of him and mocked him, I'd like nothing more than to apologise really. He was right.
>that many mods for 15 posters at max
>I'm BO. claimed it from anprim 'caus
Putting Neo in charge was literally a move of pure insanity, was that your plan?
Yet you keep posting. What's going on big guy? Come here. How's the job hunt?
Britposter hasn't been here for years smh.
You're gonna have a hard time backing up that spin lad.
>You're gonna have a hard time backing up that spin lad.
Deleted it all already?
>how's the job hunt
Lad I've been applying for 10+ jobs a day for months and have got absolutely nowhere.
How about you?
>sibling leaves fidget spinner at house
>keep it on the mantlepiece until he comes back again
>bored one day
>pick it up and play with it while waiting around as some construction work is done
>"heh, kinda fun"
>now keep it on my desk
>spin it to relax
>start thinking about how relaxing it would be to get a glowy one that spins for a really long time
Quit my job to look after a relative with terminal cancer but I get lots of bennies so it's all good.
Wish e'd come back for real. And make me feel guilty for being a sinner, with his judgmental tone.
Smh that was your opportunity to post your proof and B me TFO lad.
HOW MANY GCSES DO YOU HAVE
>had a wank
>hate neo again
everything is back to normal now lads
Sorry to hear that, lad. Hope it's going as well as it can.
I have 10 A* or A grades and a few B grades tbh. And some A Levels too obviously. Hopefully when I'm done studying I can get an actual job and not wageslave part time shit.
I haven't archived it all, but I was there for it as well as many of the other posters still here today. Haven't seen Jocko around for ages thinking of it, not that he's missed.
I've talked to him, didn't know he was a proud sodomite though. He seemed alright but now I'm not so sure.
Too busy with his waging to post much anymore and he's not gay at all.
it really sounds like a new board is needed, this one is fucked. I say 22st should be BO… but then he's too lazy to take the initiative so someone else will need to take the lead
Spicposter has been a great BO so far, his moderating style is sensible and the forum is doing well. People were extremely rude to him when he first became BO despite doing literally nothing offensive and yet he doesn't care and has never held a grudge. Bit strange for someone not British to be running a British imageboard but American politics do intersect with ours so it can be interesting to get a perspective across the atlantic. Just thought I'd give my 2 cents 😄
Form your own board if you wish I don't mind at all. It's good to have backup ones I think there are already a few.
He hasn't been around since this post tbh.
Have a new board was created after the coup, but for good boys only
/brit/ is the backup board tbh
The way in which he did it and the moderators he has since created are what have cause the most friction.
>Form your own board if you wish I
I'm not the right type to be in control, 22st has the popularity but not the motivation, a new leader is needed, to save us from the tyranny of Neo
He tolerates it all fam, same shit. You're swapping a fat cunt from America for one from Norway.
I've got the old /politics/ board but fucked if I'm moderating it or getting involved at all.
You must be joking. That can't be real.
That's the thing. If me, Wessex and this other lad moved to another boards this thread would be dead in the water. Tbqh Yanklad get rid of Neo or lose substantial posters.
/shit/ get coming up, somebody snag it, don't care who, post whatever you want
>a fat cunt from America
I'm 11st3 rn. lost 8-9lbs past 2 weeks, was starting to get a bit of a skinnyfat gut
Is that what happened to Jocko because of Neo?
Nah, posters cause the friction by getting worked up over nothing. Bans under an hour are nothing. I don't really care about muh internet numbahs but stealing a get is bad sportsmanship. Spig said not to do that anymore and banned Neo for 24 hours for that for those who are complaining. /Brit/ is a good board but it's different and has a less personal and conversational tone, the boards serve different purposes. The post count is also slowing dramatically there lately. That reminds me, there is a huge get on /brit/ soon. ^^
That post is clearly a joke keek.
Fair enough fam.
The fact that it's believable indicates a lot about you all tbh.
If anyone here becomes PM you must send Neo back.
Wish I was joking, a very real post unless it's been memory holed by our benevolent mod.
>Stirring antagonism with /brit/
If we don't want anything to do with them so why do this?
The fact it needs to be said that it shouldn't be done shows they don't belong here.
>The fact that it's believable indicates a lot about you all tbh.
Are you a mod lad?
>every post should be about how shit Neo is until xir is removed as mod
what do you think lads?
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several micrograms of iodine in a glass of tap for supper lads
>If we don't want anything to do with them so why do this?
because it's funny
or I can give the whiners a timeout. use the meta thread for meta discussion
>everyone's fighting again
Had a slow day tbh, but yeah no excuses really.
>give 3 of the biggest posters timeouts
Kek lad. If you want this place to die, so be it.
Always, lad. Always.
>or I can give the whiners a timeout. use the meta thread for meta discussion
you're running a bad ship captain, why don't you listen to the crew?
No but you are.
I can dig it.
Either get rid of the tranny and her minions or the guys with the biggest post counts. Up to you Yank lad.
Lmaoing at how Neo invited me back as well. Whoops!
I thought you were britposter cause you have a british flag.
no more meta shitshirring or ban
>banning the biggest posters
Go on fam, do it. You'll be killing this place if you drive away people like Wessex and that who have (50)+ posts.
>killing the board to appease some e "girl" tranny
That'll do, bird. That'll do.
very proud of you both
Pembs doesn't even remember his password. I kept Britposter and Pemb's mod accounts as a memorial of the time they spent here, I felt that people such as Stathamposter and other long gone members should be remembered, especially more active contributors like Pembs and Britposter I miss Britposter tbh, he logged into discord a month or two ago and we had a nice chat
>Pembs doesn't even remember his password
oh well I can make him a new acc if he wants
Britposter used the Hampshire flag and was affectionately referred to as "hampshite"
>constantly say this place sucks
>keep posting angrily about it
Keeek chillax lad.
Hear hear. I always thought Stathamposter was really annoying though tbh keek, he did make me laugh sometimes though. Didn't he say he was short and admired jason statham cause hes short too or something. He flooded the thread with too many jason pics sometiems lol
You should if he wants, I think he's busy with real life at the moment though. Which is fair enough tbh only admirable.
It was funny tbh, imageboards used to be fun. Good times.
What is good about having Neo as a mod?
I like it when he comes back though ^^
Stathamposter was an actual /politics/ poster tbh
What is good about having?
exactly, having Neo is mod is utterly pointless and can only destroy this board
had plate cheeseburgers and kale, now eating salted shrimp
she creates a large percentage of the threads so it's useful for her to be able to lock the old ones, and of the mods she is the most active one. you don't know 'cause you're not BO, lot of the time I notice that something needs to be done moderation-wise and neo's done it so I don't have to, it's helpful.
you people are making a somethingmcdonalds out of a nothingburger and it's disrupting the comfy. don't make me break out the hammer
>she creates a large percentage of the threads so it's useful for her to be able to lock the old ones, and of the mods she is the most active one. you don't know 'cause you're not BO, lot of the time I notice that something needs to be done moderation-wise and neo's done it so I don't have to, it's helpful.
>you people are making a somethingmcdonalds out of a nothingburger and it's disrupting the comfy. don't make me break out the hammer
This. Also it's been stated that we have a meta thread for this like a billion times.
Not shaved or wanked in 36 days.
Bring it out fam. Go on, ban the guys who have most of the post count. That seems like the logical thing to do rather than to boot out the mod who makes a few posts a day.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>she creates a large percentage of the threads so it's useful for her to be able to lock the old ones,
other people would create threads if xhe wasn't here to do it, also xhe unlocks old threads in order to jerry mander the gets to xer advantage, which just pisses everyone off.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Neo makes the new threads at 600 tbh which is a bad practice, you're locking a thread with almost 150 posts still left.
But it's not really a problem just annoying.
>Bring it out fam. Go on, ban the guys who have most of the post count.
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
alexa this is so sad
>Yank lad will actually ban the biggest posters to white knight a tranny
Smh I've got VPNs for days tbh.
Might as well ban Wessex in advance, no doubt he'll have a go when he sees this eh? And the other druid lads? Who will you have left posting?
If people want to leave whatever, they might leave for any reason at all at any time. I'll just talk politics with whoevers left or move to another board. Sounds like you're letting Neo live in your head rent free tbh.
Gonna try and get some sleep, up early tomorrow for an appointment. Wish me luck. Goodnight godbless lads.
Why does mommy and daddy always have to fight?
>two troublemakers that were persona non grata a week ago intentionally creating problems shortly after I decided to give them a chance
>the biggest posters
congrats, now you are persona non grata again
that pic is ancient
It's new to me.
google searched Konata bullying
I remember it from /a/ fucking ages ago
it might be as old as the show itself smh
>no tight tracksuit bottom wearing gf to lounge with
Fuuuuck så dude hit a baby moose and it was still breathing Hopefully he has a knife in his car
Always liked Janet, tbh.
God, the 00's were shit.
Oh it really is. I loathe loud people on trains especially loud foreigners.
Noisy people. smh
Tell noisy people to stop being a bloody bother, tbh. Day of the telling off.
I believe we are watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince tonight.
>normies getting angry slamming doors because i just want to be left alone
talk to me
lmao what the fuck
here's what I've pieced together
lad that's bad moderating and brown nosing, anyone can see they're stirring shit, but they have points. By banning them spic has shown he can't address them satisfactorily.
Who is the second one? Bertie is easy enough to identify but I don't think I got the handle on the other lad, probably not Lamb, he's a goodlad but can be hyperactive.
poor thing smh
isn't there a number 5 part 2 or is that it
AUTONOMOUS UNIT DETECTED
RUN OSTRACIZATION ROUTINE
mup de do da didda cof bin dub ho
can't decide whether to wank or not
YOU SHALL NOT FAP
trump has been busy today
smh I don't remember obama being quite this jewish in the huwhite house
Gotta get those donors and votes on ya side lol
Nice gets lad
Dunno how John Hagee worms his way into everything, he's just some fat megachurch boomer but he's like a guest of honor because muh Israel
Yankxtianity is so strange tbh. I don't get it. The scientologists are kind of cool with their secret military compound and private army tbh. British nationalists should create a structure like that.
State Dept. official: China holding 800k Muslim minorities in internment camps
State Department official Scott Busby told senators this week that China has detained at least 800,000 Muslim minorities in internment camps.
>"The U.S. government assesses that since April 2017, Chinese authorities have indefinitely detained at least 800,000 and possibly more than 2 million Uighurs, ethnic Khazakhs, and other members of Muslim minorities in internment camps," Busby, the deputy assistant secretary of State for democracy, human rights and labor, told a Senate Foreign Relations subcommittee on Tuesday.
>"Reports suggest that most of those detained are not being charged with crimes and their families have little to no information about their whereabouts," he said.
>"Former detainees who have reached safety have spoken of relentless indoctrination and harsh conditions," Busby told the committee. "For example, praying and other religious practices are forbidden.
Those Chinese sure are tough on any seperatists. Imagine if we treated the regions of the UK like this.
Proud of you for winning son but shame on you all for being Such naughty bois
Wait did /brit/ just go and steal that as a OP image >>>/brit/1000049
No, it was part of last night's get bonanza.
I better find myself to be unbanned when i come home smh
Frozen sea water
They are all proud britons lad
I messed up. Here is the advert. Official. 22st ‘million post’ man approved.
>smoker is having a fag
>she’ll return and eat a tuna sandwich after
Number seven is split into the parts. After this series is over I guess we can watch the first one perhaps second of the Fantastic Beasts series.
>sits over one metre away
>each movement pushes more stench my way
>frenchies about to over throw their govt
>we are sitting arguing about muh bregsit and racism is bad
fuck sake, hopefully the tommy mong march on sunday will be a decent happening but I doubt it, still not decided on whether or not tommy is a spice or just a retard
give her a christmas present of mints and deodorant
It will only slightly mask the stench.
Hello Wessex, how is neeting today?
I think the idea is to shame her into not smelling bad.
Hello autist, off somewhere fun today?
I GET TO LISTEN TO NORMIE CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW
DONE YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?
THREE DAYS UNTIL HE IS BACK THOUGH. I might record a version of the song he wrote last night.
Ask them what they think of Sonic, and then go into a monologue about why Sonic 3 and Knuckles is the best one but Sonic Adventure 2 is pretty good for a 3D game.
Then they wont try to talk to you again.
I explained medieval marriage laws to then once for over ten minutes and they still want to talk to me.
Tough nuts to crack. You may have to bring up Sonic Triple Trouble.
How about the PS1 game Ghoul Panic?
They don’t know I’m an autist see. I can’t pretend to be normie but I do try my best to tone down the tism.
If you can monologue for a solid 40 minutes, it may do the trick.
>pulling out the good ol' David Duke
She might as well talk about the same topics too
You've gotta go hard tistic every now and again, and assert your a-social dominance. Implant the idea in their heads that they COULD talk to you, but they might get a two hour lecture on Doctor Who, so they'd better watch themselves.
You have the gift too?
Yeah, I'm autistic as fuck. You don't even know.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three fish fingers and half a kitkat.
stop orbiting this attention seeker you fucking retard
>thinking women women aren't all neurotypical
We can count. Seems a bit ableist tbh.
Very close I was actually holding up 3 woah
It's a fun conversation. Present a better one or stop being a rudey.
Goodlad you vanquished the misogynist
Rudey's now welcome here.
AAH! Shit I meant not!
Now they're welcome. What are we going to do?
I have washing I can't put out so it's just rotting in the bath
thinking about having a naughty friday and getting snacks and stuff
not bothering to do my paperwork until monday
I've finally ran out of both owned and library books to read so thinking about getting one of those electronic screen reader things for crimbo
Write your own book.
Work now friends. Robing soon.
They work Well tbh just got bored of reading
Why is it called crimbo?
Race ya home for Jojo
I started that /tg/ nanowrimo thing and did 2000 words and got bored
I have at least 4 different writing projects that I got bored of and dropped
current thing is doing a newbrit adventure
dunno tbh probably yank or chav slang
Ouch he missed by two
it would be an RPG or forum adventure I guess, this is all I have so far
had a really cool idea for daftie's character plate thing, a snowy steppe scene, in blue and black clothing, the sky behind has a huge moon and an even bigger, closer golden rotating "ships wheel" UFO which sailors from the 18th and 19th century reported seeing sometimes
Martin "22" Prompfjert
-Dumb scandinavian pot helmet with eyeholes
Ostoviya "Daftie" Prishelets
-sometimes there are aliens
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We should make bo-selecta posting a thing.
22st's name means "fart farter"
Det er ikke navnet mitt
Fis is another word for fart too
It's the name of your character in my RPG or book or whatever I do with it
your character is now Fis "22" Prompfjert
Oh right i dun read long posts while driving tbh
Didn't have the usual monster so we are trying something new
Also donuts its friday tbh
God that tastes awful and artificial
"monster energy the doctor"
it looks like doctor mario? lmao what
I splurged and got some crisps and dip as well as proper lemonade and a bag of the really nice quality street sweeties
would share but I can't so I'll have to eat them all myself
a pizza for lunch and a bacon and brie baguette for dinner too ahh this is the naughtiest day
I just had plain weetabix for breakfast.
have a quality street lad
I just had three and every one was one of the good ones quite by accident the liqueur one, the purple hazelnut one and the green triangle
Somebody's gotta keep the shops in business tbh
I can't afford to eat anything unhealthy I am fragile enough as it is smh.
I usually get given two big tubs of quality street or roses each christmas because I have working class relatives smh.
I don't like how it sticks to my mouth when it's plain and dry smh. Although I haven't had weetabix for years because I quit cereal and then breakfast entirely.
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John Frusciante's solo work is actually quite good even though he can't sing it's kino.
>I don't like how it sticks to my mouth when it's plain and dry smh. Although I haven't had weetabix for years because I quit cereal and then breakfast entirely.
Oh I have it with milk lol
It's named after a motorbike rider
Quality Street is high quality, lass. It's in the name. smh.
Neo can't drink milk because she has chinky lactose intolerance
Maybe too much milk is blocking your sinuses smh. Cereal doesn't have much good stuff in it either, you gotta eat proper meat, fruit and veg.
Smh you can't even say quality street without a commoner accent. I associate it with povos the same as ferrero rocher.
This is untrue, I actually like dairy food a lot and I have milk in my tea every day.
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what you want is equality street
but ferrero rochere is also really expensive and for poshos
smh NO pampered upper middle class NEEThogs allowed
>This is untrue, I actually like dairy food a lot and I have milk in my tea every day.
Ferrero Rochere is what poor people buy to make themselves feel posh and up market tbh
Quality Street is posh chocolate like what the toffs eat. We save up for a tin once a year. Welcome change from Lidl's own brand dog chocolate.
Just like hazelnuts tbh. Wish they'd ditch the pretentious marketing.
kill the rich
but neo still has to give us all christmas presents of £30 or more as reparations to make up for being the idle rich
can't believe I offered to buy xim a beer once it should have been the other way around
>Christmas comes around
>neets around the west have to deal with things like
>"look who came out of his cave"
>"where is your gf, do you have one?"
>from retard boomers and normies
>making Neo the paypig
actually a good idea
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This is true tbh.
Besides the Japanese like milk anyway and they're asian.
>christmas is the only break from Lidl food
Aaaaahhhh maybe I am privileged after all.
I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.
lets all go camp out on the lawn of xer family's suburban mcmansion until they give us money to go away
They've long since lost hope. They're just happy if I speak to them at this point.
I was joking lass. Quality Street's like a quid for a tin.
no it has to be something nice or we'll use them on you
all at once
my bag cost £3, the tins were going for £7 after being marked down
what about a nice dress
I only ever shopped at lidls when I had the chance
>the episode where malcolm and co are going to prank their babysitter but she turns out to be a hot lass so they clean up after themselves and be really good
maybe moderating works the same way if we have proof
I wouldn't mind some white cloth for a druid outfit tbh
based and neetpilled
>that episode where hal trys to provoke a fight by hanging money out his pocket
>I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.
I'm sure I could regift it to the lass or something
Smh so you're lusting after me too.
Aldi is unironically baste.
>Maybe too much milk is blocking your sinuses smh. Cereal doesn't have much good stuff in it either, you gotta eat proper meat, fruit and veg.
I do eat a balanced diet dw, you need fibre also though, and weetabix is one of the healthiest cereals you can eat, it's all wholegrain which is great for you.
>According to the NHS, eating a diet that’s rich in roughage has multiple health benefits. The consumption of fibre is associated with a lower risk of heart disease, strokes, type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer.
>The study found that just one 16g serving per day of wholegrain slashes an individual’s risk of dying by 7%. A portion of Weetabix contains 37.5g.
no I'm saying if you whore yourself out and prove you're a real lass and also not an uggo maybe people will be more amenable to being moderated
not me though I'll bully either way
>tfw sensitive skin and just a hot shower can make my skin go red and flake
I wonder if it would improve if I went on holiday and got a tan.
Yeah! Show us yer bum!
it all makes sense
dewie gets the girl because he acts the most retarded
also he pulls off a class A manipulation game
DON'T TRIVIALIZE MY ANGER, SPIC
>presumes to speak for me
<wessex, bins/bertie are exploiting you to create drama. they are now persona non grata
>uhhhh I'm going to use them as an excuse
>implying I can't recognize shit stirring for myself and just don't care
the utter state
you do need looking after tbh
who are you quoting
>just watched a video of girls in the yellow vest thing in france twerking
>literal revolution in the making and all these slags can think about is getting attention
just like neo
spic from panzie's discord room, I poke him with my board log watchdogging every time something happens and for some reason he keeps posting in there instead of in public like all moderators should be
you need a good beating and removal from any position of official authority
wymyn already scheme and plot to get what they want, you don't need vol privileges on top of it
>i hate neo
>therefore I will post everyday on newbrit for hours giving them endless attention and (you)'s
We live in a society
>I post on newbrit every day
>neo fucks newbrit up every day
it ain't rocket science
anyway this should be the last of it for now, I just saw spic's bullshit in the disc and had to broadcast it
assuming neo doesn't keep pushing it and being a nigger
>the penny toffee quality streets
AGH the worst
Nah I'm good at being board mummy tbh.
A society we live in.
yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them
alright bye bitch
into the filter for another thread
>yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them
sop talking about my mum
‘Great Violence’ in Paris Anticipated as Police Staff Join Macron Protests
>tax offices firebombed
Based tbh, down with the paid ethnic replacement.
That's okay lad it's only 60 posts until the next thread.
quite an impressive beak tbh
grognards have no self awareness