idk you wanted a thread smh
ahhh goodlass. Are saviour
>inb4 spic thirsts for that man
Or maybe he has standards
right for cuddles left for a hard pounding tbh
Well nobody is going to take this the wrong way…
>tfw Neo made the thread
>tfw Neo is a mod
not my problem tbh
I'm going to have coffee.
Where did it all go wrong?
>I'm a nature photographer now
only had 1000 calories today tbh
HEY HEY HO HO FATPHOBIA HAS GOT TO GO
Based Bleo, thanks lass. Was worried I was going to have to step up and make the thread, phew.
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Gendy Tartovsky's Grug Politics
Join the club lod
>google image search the "spics" spicposter posts
>nearly all of them are indian
>tfw I just saw this
/newbrit/ hivemind tbh
kind of annoyed it's just another white male series though
we live in terrifying times
seen any wild Lews?
>SVU episode where a bunch of thots and disappointed the man they fugged wasn't their biological daddy
>he was a Chad "sociopath" getting revenge on his ex and her husband (the girls dad/sperm donor) for originally cucking him, and he also fugged their daughter and made her fall in love with him
In my head cannon he walks or barely does any time because really he only committed 3 or 4 statutory "rapes" with needy UK legal age qts, and treated them all nice. Smh he did literally nothing wrong.
why did they leave the spoon in
GO HOME GAMUR GURL
Bit said really. "The people's hero" is some as inadequate as RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson.
Don't want to find them cute, because bears are cunts, but damn.
you've met bears?
No but I don't need to. They're monsters.
>get to station
>board says my train is delayed due to a trespass
>wait around for an hour
>board now says all trains cancelled until at least 9pm
>not even a single replacement bus is coming for people already here
Swear down Abellio Greater Anglia are the worst fucking transport company in the UK. Rope the fucking lot of the cunts in charge.
doesn't look very trad
smh poor lad. That's worse than my bossman making me wait for 30 minutes again despite we agreed on the time yesterday
why even work if you are basically a neet, have you been saving money
Basically a NEET? And yeah. Saving money when I am not buying Kayaks.
how much do you have
don't know, mummy controls my bank account smh
post your belly folds, lads
wtf lad you're 27 what do you mean she controls your bank account
you joking lad, fuck sake absolute STATE of you, how much doe bossman pay you, mummy is using you like a slave
I don't know how to check my bank account what's so hard to get
160 NOK per hour which is minimum wage smh. Used to get almost 30k NOK a month now I only get like 16k NOK smh
Looking at a bunch of animal skulls, it seems to me a lot of mammals that aren't primates have zero or very little brow bone, so most of the brow must be cartilage. Cartilage can get pretty hard, but still it's weird. Or rather it seems weird primates bother with brow bones. Hmmmst.
thats quite a lot, you must have 10s of thousands saved up
why are you allowing your mother to control your bank account at your age?
I'm afraid mummy's stolen it all. I can't check. smh
gotta reinforce the strength of the skull to protect that BIG BRAIN
smh stop asking questions
so much responsibility, man. How the fuck do normies do it?
lad sort yourself smh, she is keeping your a fat dependent mummies boy, you'll never get a gf like this
>went for the shop for the first time in months and since I'm there so few times I didn't know where they keep anything and I wandered the whole shop looking for ice cream
could probably do vid related tbh
Don't really get it either. When are you supposed to learn how all of this stuff works?
Exactly. Being a dependent mummy's boy I didn't have any need or want to learn any of this.
put your card in an ATM, enter the pin and select 'check balance'
or, sign up for online banking if your banking society has that option available
no excuses lad
whassa matter lad
how long have you been working there lad? it's unnacceptable that you're still earning minimum wage tbh lad, muster up some viking courage and ask for a raise
I can sympathise, truly, but having your own bank account really isn't that difficult
well any moslems in the middle east that will fight the jews are our friends at least, mostly shia's (iran, iraq, syria, hezbollah, palestine, houthis, maybe egypt). even as far as algieria and indonesia hate israel, just need to get the US out of the picture and get the moslems to fucking annihilate them
>felt like pure shit and hopeless after
think something's wrong with your health if you feel that bad after a simple wank tbh. I could see if you wanked multiple times in one day, that can make you feel awful. but one shouldn't be that bad, just wash up and eat a healthy meal with some zinc in it (shellfish or beef)
>the frumpy one in the back seething
keek. I knew a girl that looked like the brunette on the right, but with a freckly face and nice big tiddies
>duh jen err itt
there is literally nothing wrong with having sex as a man. it's women that are not allowed to have sex unless they're married
just log into the website or the app?
as I've said before normies have the instructions beamed into their heads
Are you a boomer?
>how long have you been working there lad? it's unnacceptable that you're still earning minimum wage tbh lad, muster up some viking courage and ask for a raise
Well thing is I've been doing different jobs so I get a different wage per route smh
shut up bully
you aren't a chad body builder tho
and yet I can sleep in my mum's bed, unlike you
Maybe. I think it might have to do with how much we rely on vision more than our other senses, and compared to other animals, but then I've also heard other primates don't have as good eyes and more distantly related mammals can have better. Another reason could be knock on effect of loads of changes in skull shape and facial muscles and that it'd be "easier" to have boney brows than grow ribcage tier hard cartilage on the face. There's some pretty hard stuff in the nose but I don't think anyanywhere near as tough as the extensions to the rib bones we have.
I've got one, but it makes me uneasy, because I don't understand the finer workings of the system, and I feel like I'm just trusting it all not to suddenly collapse on me. I can check my balance, but I don't really understand what all those codes and numbers are doing, so I prefer not to look at it, if I can help it.
unironically believe this tbh
even worse for us lads who have their parents do everything for them
i just dont fucking get it
i want to sleep in your mums bed tbh
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Cool, thanks. Just what I wanted to see, a biracial gay couple taking their mixed race kids to a beach in London
>tfw still have to learn how do drive
>Are you a boomer?
>shut up bully
I'm trying to help you out lad, no wonder you'll be stuck in the same situation if you cast aside any attempt at offering solutions smh.
I don't know what you mean by codes and numbers tbh, but to a certain extent I agree; I've never actually interacted with any person from the bank, daddy set it up when I was in my teens and that's it. Probably going to start withdrawing cash though, or buying gold or something.
>this actually exists
boomers use ATMs
I'll get into my bank account tomorrow
>tfw said the same thing for years
ask your dad
where you been lax?
tfw passed my theory test a year ago, only got 1 year left to pass driving test
people who have money use ATMs
dont worry lad, i'll be your daddy
Like, when you go to the site, it asks you for codes that you have to generate with a card reader thing, and I don't really understand where these codes are coming from, or what their significance is. I feel like I'm playing with something arcane, and it unsettles me.
>jaw bone doesn't have a "floor"
how does food even stay in?
can't remember if I ever got my card reader, but I just use the stupidly long triple passwords you have to use to log in
>I ate nigger cum
>can drive, but have put off taking the test for the past three years or so
I'll be set when civilization collapses anyway
all non-whites should be exterminated off the face of the planet
having the skill is all that matters tbh, however liquid fuel powered vehicles will probably be useless a few months after the collapse
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do you guys like my new mouse mat? Do you think Somethingelse would use something like this? It's Christian related, so I think he'd like it
the video ticks a lot of boxes doesn't it
>where you been lax?
here and there
tbh just been busy with medical and college stuff, a lot of appointments etc
do you think any niggers lurk and post here?
we had one for BO until recently
>a lot of appointments etc
smh I'm still so saddened by the path you're taking
>mousepad with panties
youre going to hell
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i want to make love to her with food
Rot in hell you fucking scum.
I want this one but it sold out in 2010 smh, probably only like 100 were ever made
highly based and redpilled post
absolutely LOVE your style keep up the good work
nothing wrong with oppai mousepads. booty mousepads are a tad niggerish though
>booty mousepads are a tad niggerish though
just like you heh
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here's another image. It's a big mousepad, good for shooting(games!)
maybe my posts will summon somethingelse
I'm pretty sure he's white
I'll be perfectly fine
>sold out in 2010
they must be worth a few pennies provided they're not covered in some kind of crust
get a room
>I'm pretty sure he's white
if you think mixies are white, then sure, queero
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'spose I should make coffee and reheat the last of that lasagna for breakfast, starting to get a lil hungry
also I should probably do the laundry
sneak a whoopee cushion underneath
>the arse on the mousepad is actually a whoopee cushion that will brap every time you put weight on it
that would be funny!
word of warning, the longer you leave it the harder it gets
I would but that if it was without the ripped effect and with real lyrca
driving is easy. passing the test is a bit harder because you drive differently taking the test than you actually would on the road 'cause of their stupid rules like no rolling stops and whatnot. regular driving, you check if anybody's coming and you go. on a test, you come to a complete stop and count to three seconds. real driving, you can hold the wheel however the fuck you want. test, you gotta concentrate on doing 'hand over hand' steering that looks tryhard
wont drive a car unless it has a thin steering wheel tbh
fuck modern cars
>people still go mental over raw eggs despite the chance of getting salmonella is next to none
unnecessary stopping will probably get you a fail in the UK. It's basically a monaymaking scam for the DVLA
salmonella isn't even inside the egg, it's from traces of chicken shit on the outside of the shell. if you wash the eggs before you crack them, there's no chance at all
in the US it's basically 'don't meet the conditions for instant failure or be dangerously inexperienced'. running a red light, a collision, stuff like that
>tfw Jojo is based and puppy play pilled
>chip pan oil will become liquid gold and gangs will form raiding fast food resteraunts dressed in the maccas uniforms they find plus armour
but it needs to be thinner…..
t. creepy tiny drumpf hands
i have long creepy fingers dude…
There is something kind of nice about the francophone African accent. He's far more handsome and masculine too. BIG handsome BLACKS holding HANDS with LITTLE WHITE BOIS at the BEACH and IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
shocked neo made a thread with no links delete the board already it's over
>>chip pan oil will become liquid gold and gangs will form raiding fast food resteraunts dressed in the maccas uniforms they find plus armour
dude life as an incel isn't so bad once you come to accept the reality of it
ok pal good luck with this game
those are my favourite crisps
>he didn't know this
*lies about my height since lassies can't tell the difference*
incel view of reality is really warped smh
how's the gf, lad?
>I am a queen of the circulating library
>I have declared an amnesty
>All books may be returned without a penalty
>Return the books to me
>Return the books
>Don't burn the books
>You cut down the trees to make paper disease
>It's in the trees: it's coming
>Return the book of knowledge
>Return the marble index
>File under "Paradox"
>The forest is a college, each tree a university
>I am a queen of the circulating library
>I'm here to answer your enquiry
>All knowledge resides within me
>Your membership has expired
>You are way past expiry date
>Words, words, words, words!
>You may as well listen to the birds
cant be doin with havin so many obligations to things i dont want to do smh
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i um don't have one
>i um don't have one
Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? You're so handsome! Do you want one? ;]
>i um don't have one
>wanted to post a gay pic to the gay Bongo Bongo Land but it's deleted
>his kids are manlets
looks like a twink tbh. Lassies want big gammon men
yeah I thought the same thing keek
>my old murderfu is getting her case reinvestigated
Remember when Rachel went missing and a decade later when her bones were found, got strong tfw I'll never save her and make her my gf.
>every single item in the soybox is for the new "french" nigger
dont know why im playing this game tbh
luv' me benefits
>Couple of cunts speeding on dirt bikes on a busy road swerving around in the lane too
>Then some emaciated chav cunt speeding in his incredibly noisy shit car that also made a loud BANG
Fucking sick of motorised vehicles. Ban them.
>24 hours nofap
Kind of need to fap now tbh
any secret right wing ladies that post here want to help?
He looks like there older brother tbh
Honestly want to smash up one of those cars if I ever see one stationary.
Incel life is terrible. Accept based volcel into your life.
they added another nigger? smh
should look into wow lad
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he's doing a weird larp again
>doesn't want anyone to know where exactly he came from
>has a vikang helmet as his youtube icon
>speaks a Norwegian dialect
Makes me think. He deleted the last video where he spoke Norwegian and now he does this? smh
Those skinny chavs are fucking weird
Nobody knows who this is lad
Shh lad, I'm trying something
>all this cope
girls literally make tribute videos to him on yt that get millions of views
volcel is incel in denial in most cases
How do girls make "tribute" videos?
*checks posts by this ID*
>it's the madcel
I admitted it already
>when someone digs up that embarrassing pic of you with your weird ex
mmorpgs never really caught me; wow least of all
fuck this stupid fucking instrument i hate it
>when nobody encouraged you to learn a second instrument so all your muscle memory in your hands/fingers are from one instrument and its impossible to unlearn it to play something new
if I was there I'd grab you properly tbh
>this is all she has on her profile
she's so cute but so uninteresting
why are the cute ones always so boring
what am I supposed to say that relates to their profile
why do WE have to do all the work
>that hover hand
umm ahh no thanks kind stranger 😅
why dunt guvmunt giv bennies to themself? problum solved
She looks about 8 lad
thats why he likes her
he is a genuine nonce
Because we're MEN goddamn it. Also women don't have to be interesting, they have vaginas.
>tfw no wholesome mummy gf that I'm married to with kids
also only I am allowed to post dating site stuff smh
Don't know what 8 year olds you've been looking at lad. Youthfulness is what makes girls attractive
you can have your 30 year old roasties if you want
>lazy and love to sit at home
that's perfect though
you are a fucking retard
of course panzhite wants someone that rides bikes and other dumb things
>women don't have to be Interestung, they have vaginas
Based and red pilled
ok youre getting banned for this post mate
god that gif is so disgusting
You should send it to one of your matches
I bet she's shit at them and can't name anything beyond the most casual latest release.
"It depends on the child" - Panzie of Akkad
why do you think you can call others incel, you don't even have your own bank account
I said nothing
you are a useless piece of shit who I thought was redeemable
I was unfortunately wrong
take a step back and think, lad
>he's getting mad at me for joke posts
LMAO so sensitive dude lighten up
nothing wrong with an incel identifying other incels
ok now what
time to convert her with your facts
tbh, both panzlad and madlad should
you mean with you?
maybe he gets really defensive because he is actually a nonce
>tfw I'm branding him, the name he'll go by on this site will be one I have given him
uh oh, just like how Spig loves BBC smh
>accusing someone of being a genuine childfucker multiple times is just a "joke post"
jesus christ the backpedaling
There have been some really bad tempered posters ITT tbh
dorshie is one of them
at least we can always trust you, B
>I unfairly accused you of something dire and you got angry with me so it must be true!!!
im not actually mad tho
i just like being mean online
>getting this buttblasted over a joke
angry bikesniffing nonce
>panzie hangs around school bikesheds in the hopes he can get a quick wiff
They're not gay smh. They murdered the only canon gays
other than >hookups she seems pretty good
>she's so cute but so uninteresting
the overwhelming majority of wamen are utterly vapid, their body is what they have to offer. and she's hot so go for it
because you're a pathetic little masturbator in real life
A normal man wouldn't be attracted to a girl that young
I'm wondering if we should subject Dorshie to (You) denial unlike he stops being a little twat…
she's fucking 19, that's more than old enough. 16 is fine
Wth is this show even about?
the brainwashing is real
why so mean lad?
nonce filth kill yourself
Even 19 yo men are pretty boring tbh
they lie on their profiles. It's probably a paedo hunter entrapment.
oh that's what backpedaling means
I wish I was a JRPG villain irl so I could save the world by destroying it
Do you think the other rude poster could be Dorshie on mobile or summit, best lad?
The Poster Formerly Known As Bins 22st and dorshit are a rootless international clique, today newbrit is their board tomorrow its Bongo Bongo Land the day after its truebrit, they have no home they have no loyalties all they seek to do is debase the denizens of the areas they parasite from, they think they can intimidate us with their hidden threats, they'd better watch out because our patience has its limits, one day we'll shut their dirty lying mouths.The end of their terror is closer than you think, they can expect the worst drubbing they've ever had
>It's probably a paedo hunter entrapment.
not if they say she's of age. the whole point of that kind of entrapment is to pretend to be underage and trick the man into making advances, which would be illegal
>19 is too young
>a mere 3 year age gap is too much
This is the kind of thing I'd expect to see from jealous brainwashed feminists not…
Dunno why they are picking on you tbh
use legal age to lure him in and in later conversation set out the "real" age and see if he continues.
i am shitposting
he seems to think i am serious
don't know if he knows this or not but jokes are meant to be funny
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It's a battle manga, this part is set in Italy and all the characters are pretty much gangsters and they have magical powers.
No, he's different, but they both cute.
It's kind of true I guess. I spent years on the pokemon board until I got banned after shitposting it close to death smh.
it's teasing lad, what's funny is the reaction
or do the reveal after sex for an epic prank gone wrong
>sexualising a molester and his victim whose body has been surgically altered to the point of being unrecognisable and spirit broken so much he's nothing more than a pet
idk, it's possible but I would think they'd just say like "13" from the beginning. seems to me like it'd be a waste of time for them to do it like that, and any case could possibly be thrown out for entrapment. they have limited resources and I'm sure they'd rather catch actual creeps that are specifically looking for very young girls than ordinary people that message a 19 year old assuming she's being honest about her age
I agree that it's not funny
>rick and morty in 10 years
the only way to keep Morty around I guess wew I see it with Ricky
Literally anyone could hire a prostitute. Therefore incels do not exist. Checkmate atheists.
idk something weird about her mouth
rip elephant tbh
youd be her boyfriend though
this is true
anyone can get sex
but intimacy and companionship is what we want
lads if you cant drive yet find yourself a gf who can so then you don't need to
>tfw you're pounding your gf and then accidentally slip out of her vagina and end up shoving her tail bone down your urethra
unlike your artificial white yank ones, the only white part of the body yanks have
there is something particularly vile about people eating in their cars
dude you come up with some hilarious stupid stuff
tbh my older sister had a 27yo lanklet bf who couldn't drive seems like a viable strategy
I thought it'd be a relatable fear. Maybe only other people who has had things inserted into their urethra has this
is that your teef?
She does seem like a nice person with a cute personality at least based on the tiny bit of video I watched. She's also not really ugly or anything. So I wouldn't definitely say no, but I wouldn't be certain I would either.
Yeah. I agree.
my teeth are kinda nice tbf. need to whiten them though, I have gel but it's such a pain in the ass
Then stop putting the gel in your ass.
oh my god ive got the shits fucksake help
>when one of your friends went to kick your bum but he hit my tailbone instead and it sent me into pure pain for several minutes
saw this sexy milf when i was out earlier
tight black jumper
tight black skirt to just above her knees
shoulder length blonde hair
Always eat maccy d's in the car, me.
>skirt above the knees
Did you ask her how much?
>milfs in their 30s/40s who are still sexy and they know it so they wear sexy clothes and give you that look
>Dorse has friends
oh.. this was at school
theyre not my friends anymore..
based elephant tbh a real hero
>oh yes he is black too
normally they are run down by the first car. that lad should consider him lucky. Was waiting for the punchline to be that both him and the cop got hit
remember hearing that if they run someone over, they do it again to kill them so they don't have to pay insurance
yup, it's a savage land
starting to fear the lass I liked was swooped up by another lad smh
Don't worry, lad. I haven't taken her.
*devil pepe with fingers crossed behind his back*
>Like to draw and play games, plus I love horses and cats (in that order). Just contact us if you have any questions
guess I'll ask this one too
smh I shouldn't have posted her pic
>smh I shouldn't have posted her pic
nuffin wrong with that
>you can choose your ethnicity on this site
>you have all the big groups like white, black, and then more specific oens
>then you have mixed
>and then you have "other"
what the fuck does that mean
Horse didn't complain
she might be an ok wife for you
fairly sure a man of your weight shouldn't be riding horses tbh
your mummy has ruined your life tbh
What do you mean by that, lad?
Henry VIII did it tbh, in armour
let alone a little woman that he likes
I agree to some extent but it's not like she had malicious intent
>but it's not like she had malicious intent
Don't set me up like that
she is like the old woman in hansel and gretel that fattens you up
then eventually eats you
neither did Mrs Gein lad
yeah she wants me to be her baby forever
your dad should be more mean tbh
lets your mum get away with too much
Is that American famous in Ængland for some reason? Never heard of him or his mother.
I agree, but then again these days women hold all the power smh
>the cripple girl with two prosthetic legs is the first lass I've actually seen who wants a man over 6'2
>what you lookin at, humanboi?
Lad he's one of the most famous serial killers ever how have you not heard of him?
I just haven't smh
wait you're saying I'm going to become a serial killer now smh. maybe then lassies will like me
>this tranny tricked me into swiping right on him
serial killers are swamped by fanmail from women when theyre in prison tbh
women be crazy
but i guess fundamentally women just need a man capable of killing someone because men ought to be able to do that
I can kill so many men
KEEEEEEK I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD THE NAME OF THE COSPLAYER
Imagine being associated with that farting sound for the rest of your life ahhahahaa
*starts with spic*
just embrace it and become a brap streamer
in a way he's a golem made up of different men
just meet them in real life tbh
would give it a go tbh
sitting on them is NOT brute strength or skill, lad
the funniest part is that it was edited into that video, the origin of that brap is from somewhere else but the edit just became popular keek
imagine becoming infamous for a fart you didnt even do
>sitting on them is NOT brute strength or skill, lad
my family has innate strength and were all the strongest of our class. If only I hadn't been injured smh. I was good at handball simply because I could stop lads but then they changed the rules so you can't hold them in place smh.
Yeah I know, that just makes it more funny bth. Imagine the grimy fart residue hugging er hams after that shart.
>My ethnic origin: I choose not to respond
Typical samis smh
>were all the strongest of our class. If only I hadn't been injured smh.
you could be a powerlifter, lad
>that just makes it more funny bth.
that was kinda my point keek
well it doesn't list "Kepler 1245b" as an option does it smh
a lot of minor injuries that makes it painful and wrist injuries that makes it hard to do lifts the proper way. Don't care anymore, just want to be fit with cardio
What is that?
but how did you get injured lad?
>What is that?
made up planet from outer space
>but how did you get injured lad?
having short muscles from years of exercise with no stretching and then putting the tendons under a lot of stress trying to do exercises which I couldn't really do. Hurt my wrists while squatting. Fingers while bumping into something and a devilish little retard polack kid twisted the other pinky
Henry wasn't fat in his youth and armour probably wouldn't add much weight. Certainly not another 9 stone. Lad has/had a point tbf. I know you're less weighty now.
Henry was huge in height and weight, he kept fighting in tournaments even after his injury. It's estimated by looking at this armour's measurements from 1540 that he'd weigh 140 kilos, 22st, and tournament armours are heavier than battle ones, and given that it encased pretty much the entire body too unlike field armours it'd probably reach 40 kilos. Then you have the horse' own armour.
this pc has no images saved,so i'm having to get creative with text smh
oh, there was a big get earlier, who got it?
let's find out
>a cringy noflag got it
we'd prefer it if you didn't lad
do it once or twice but don't spam
sick of these low quality low content posts tbh
it was wasted smh
yeah ain't gonna up the quality for you
that's obviously you BBK
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Do you still have those GOT links plz lad? I might catch up with them now, got a couple of hours free before bed
If only there was a real girl that posted here so we could get a female opinion on important matters…
is this the most recent one or the one before that? I'm 2 episodes behind now
all women should be arrested
it has all the episodes, you can pick
not sure that's right tbh, this seems to be one episode
fugging spoiler button that pic isn't naughty lads
holy shit, he actually made it. I was expecting rekt and then everybody ignores what happened
delete the spam
thanks best lad, I figured it out now
wow, thanks for all those (You)s lad!
(you)'re welcome, but don't spam, it's annoying
stop insulting me or I'll dox you
need minotaurs and other beastmen to become more prominent in fantasy games tbh
not a furry I just want to play as something a bit more exotic than a human, dwarf or elf
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Iran Vows to Defeat 'American-Zionist Alliance' as Putin Warns Against U.S. Pressure
>After Pompeo visit, Russia says U.S. could drive Tehran into a corner
>U.S. orders non-essential staff out of Iraq after intelligence showed Iran-backed militias positioning rockets near U.S. forces
>Iran will defeat the American and Israeli alliance, Iran's Minister of Defense Amir Hatami said on Wednesday, according to the Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA). "We will defeat the American-Zionist front," he said.
>The official's comments come amid spiraling U.S.-Iranian tensions and the arrival of a major U.S. aircraft carrier group to the region, and on the heels of a visit by U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo in Moscow. The Kremlin said Pompeo's visit failed to allay its concerns over the ongoing crisis.
>As tensions between Washington and Tehran increase, Iraq finds itself caught between neighbouring Iran, whose regional influence has grown in recent years, and the United States.
>"The message from the Americans was clear. They wanted guarantees that Iraq would stop those groups threatening U.S. interests," a senior Iraqi military source with knowledge of Pompeo's trip said.
>Putin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters on Wednesday that Moscow is concerned over mounting tensions and defended Iran's actions as a legitimate response to the U.S. decision to withdraw from the 2015 nuclear deal.
How dare Iran put their country so close to a US carrier battlegroup
remove (((burger))) tbqh
someone keep my The Poster Formerly Known As Binsboy company
just let it be it ain't hurting anyone
>just let it be it ain't hurting anyone
it makes everybody have to scroll through a bunch of nothing as they read the thread. ffs lad, you really think mods should never do anything
Would depend on the lore of the fantasy world tbh. I do like being an Orc or half Orc. Unironically Centaurs would be better than Minotaurs. Still human like intelligence and more morally good or neutral. Fantasy game where you could be an odd race like that with different combat mechanics, kinship/territory and different needs, strengths and weakness than all the other playable races would be great.
>hit and run in the open or using archery makes you near untouchable, but get caught in a space you can't manoeuvre in and properly charge multiple enemies and you're fucked
>ffs lad, you really think mods should never do anything
>it's a can't tell what to message a girl episode
Kind of want to ask where she sees herself in 5 years
i hate game of thrones tbh
it's glorified midget porn
is this what wwiii would look like? probably smaller scale, but a man can dream
and keep in mind all of the western countries' populations don't want the war in the first place and their military is all faggotized and there'd be moslems and nationalists chimping out while all of the red countries have no such problems
okay how about this? now we're talking
and make serbia/kosovo white
cucks should be hanged
now you know what would be the sickest LARP ever, if there was a golden dawn coup in greece and they joined the red side and invaded thrace. now that would be cool
if that's your phone camera again, it's a really marvellous camera. lovely lad
wew they look weird up close
really genuinely believe that some people are just destined to have better lives than others no matter what
Yeah, sorry about that
>all those girls representing us
y-youre not a b-boy, right?
I am. You're not?
the doctor says I am
smh. Sorry lad I'm only into lassies that can reproduce
DRATS! maybe next time
are you up late to look at the sky, lad?
nigh nigh lad. comfy
>tfw I have to deal with bossman and looking for a gf instead of just being comfy with the /newbrit/ lads
>he's still here
>hullo. Want to get to know you and what you want out of a relationship.
Is this a good message to send, lads?
vastly inferior to "hey cutie"
I hate compliments.
STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE
ditch the "hullo", it's too chummy
Stop following me
What else should I say? OI CUNT
well wamens don't as long as you don't overdo it like you're buttering them up in a feeble attempt to earn their affection. a simple "cutie" will brighten her mood and indicate your interest in a playful manner. your message is too long and makes it seem desperate, like you put all that thought and effort into it. "hey cutie" makes it seem like you didn't spend 5 seconds of thought, she's just 'another cutie worth saying 'hey' to'
the virgin "hullo. Want to get to know you and what you want out of a relationship." vs the chad "hey cutie"
Hello or Hey or Hi is all you should ever use in this context tbh
Keek. I copied it from /brit/ and they filter "hello" to "hullo". silly
the Chad "not listening to spic "
hey cutie, are you a turkey? 'cause I'd love to baste you
can't understand how you can post on two boards at once tbh, must be tiresome and distracting
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It's fine when it is slow. When /brit/ picks up during the day I spend most of my time there
keeeeeeeeeeek very good
>thread's only at 472 replies
sadly it's bed time for me soon so I'll lose a lot of hours and probably won't make it to 200 smh
Surgery? he had the lop?
that's a shame. I hate fake shite
don't see the boobler scars, guess she photoshops it out
oh she got fake tits
yeah, natural is best
I'll just write "Hi, want to get to know you. Available after 14:00"
>tfw she asks how much I have in my bank account
is it respectable? she's probably a thot then
Well I want to take care of her too, just tie her down in the braphog barn and breed her while I browse the boards
>watched the first two episodes of Armored Trooper Votoms
Think this is going to be a goody.
you binging anime, lad?
Just dipping into different things at the moment. You don't have to watch a whole series at once.
I'm on season 3, episode 6 of High School DxD, it's right up my alley. mummy's going to bed so I'll prolly start watching more in a few minutes, better when she's in bed 'cause then I don't have to worry about her randomly walking into my room and seeing ebin fanservice
That's a show for naughty boys, lod.
been thinking that ever since they revealed that she is a catgirl and she started warmin' up. Akeno is a close second ara ara
Is there a pit bull girl?
they didnt even make picard look the way hes supposed to when hes old
they fucking failed already with this one image
I'm not watching this fucking garbage. TNG had a great ending and I can barely remember those garbage films that came after it so as far as I'm concerned it stopped with All Good Things and that's that. I will not taint it anymore with shitty follow ups.
Same goes for that Witcher series and that LOTR show Amazon is doing.
>Alabama set to ban abortion
I spy a 25% different DS9 uniform over there.
I really didn't expect them to go through with it. I guess boomer conservatives do have balls but only on this issue.
Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey Signs Abortion Ban into Law
>Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) signed the Human Life Protection Act into law, one that makes most abortions in the state at any point during pregnancy illegal, except those necessary in order to prevent “a serious health risk to the unborn child’s mother.”
>where rights are under fire
<rights to put babies under fire
I'm all for eugenics but these american liberals are dishonest bordering on retardation.
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I am very badly I'll, please send Fs
Stay in bed lad, drink lots of water.
a lil puky boi?
F poor lad
>tfw set a time for the first online date
hope she's there
are you gonna watch something on Rabbit?
no it'll be more like an interview or interrogation.
You sure that's wise lad?
>So Mr 22st, looking at your relationship resume there's quite a gap… care to explain why that is?
Keeek. I'll be the police, lad
Careful lads, madlad's awake
>she's asking dumb questions about game of thrones again
hate watching shows with normies they miss half the fucking plot points
Keek, called it.
You have a gf, lad?
incel is the default here unless proven otherwise
why is he talking to girls?
probably mummy or sister
well time to meet the lass at the time I agreed to. Hope she's there… also hope she's not there smh
>Careful lads, madlad's awake
make another post like this again and I swear i'll dox you
>she messaged back
ahhhh she wants me bad
why would you dox me? H-how would you?
why would that post make you mad anyway? I am giving you attention smh. Oh right he's madlad
ok I'm going to dox you now
please don't smh.
what do I ask the girl, lads?
you have to neg her dude
well she is not online smh
maybe the dick pic scared her smh
Questions about her, anything you want to know. The whole point is to see if you like her tbh
alright, well I asked what I care about
should I just ask her multiple questions while she is offline? smh
fucking retards set up their ebay with the wrong paypal address
now an items been sent to someone who sent payment to an address that doesnt exist
now i have to message them and say "can you please cancel your payment then send again to this actual address"
mummy is a fucking retard damn
she didnt even make an email address so she signed up with one that doesnt exist. she thought when it asked her what hers was, that was how she made one.
Syrian refugee filmed being attacked at school sues Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson over Facebook comments
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/syrian-refugee-filmed-being-attacked-sues-tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-over-facebook-comments-a4143976.html
the media narrative on that whole thing is such a fucking stitch up the average person doesn't have a fucking clue what was going on
that filter every time keeeeeek
they already got about 150K from d'nations
Didn't know it was online lad, better to do this irl tbh tbf
she lives 12 hours away though smh
okay she is only 9 hours away
Everywhere I cycle the roads and hedges are covered in roadkill, fast food wrappers and energy drink cans. Sometimes I really wish I lived in some kind of ghibli movie where I could call upon the forces of nature to eradicate humans tbh.
#NotAllHumans lass smh
>tfw bossman signals about the environment and cleaning beaches and stuff on facebook then throws plastic out the window while driving
>yesterday mummy went into a rant on how humans are killing the planet and there'll be no water left because of people like me taking too long to shower, as if water isn't literally the only guaranteed resource the planet will always have and as if it's humans, not third worlders, are causing pollution and environmental damage
No mercy for people like that smh should replace the police twitter squads with police litter squads and give them absolute power to fuck shit up. Law and order can only be upheld through fear and the only way to keep our country clean and spotless is with a lubed up truncheon.
>there'll be no water left because of people like me taking too long to shower
God that's so dumb. Where is water lost? It's lost when retained in something.
>and as if it's humans, not third worlders, are causing pollution and environmental damage
Yes, less than a week ago there was a headline talking about how bad European pollution and environmental damage is, but compared to what?
Boris Declares He Will Stand For Tory Leadership
And nobody cares because the ship is already deep under water and Boris doesn't even have the illusion of having any beliefs whatsoever.
Norwegian Princess Announces Romantic Relationship with ‘American Shaman’
oh god what the fuck
what is wrong with top tier white women that go with ugly niggers, so bizarre
Judge Dredd trash police?
Our Princess used to read us Norwegian fairy tales when I was a child. Then she became a complete cook after marrying a weird shite artist that probably did drugs with her. They divorced, she went cookier, started seeing angels everywhere and started a private school thing called the Angel school or something in London I believe. And then an actress and healer, another cook, from New York, introduced the couple. Sounds and awful a lot like what happened with Harry and Meghan.
Oh fuck I forgot to ask the girl's name goddamn it
I agree. Litterers, speeders, noise makers, people that let their cats outside, people who walk their dogs off the lead. All scum.
They must be dealt with.
>being a monarchist
Spawn of a Danish/Anglo King who married a commoner. She's also had 3 children with another man who she divorced.
show us your bike lass
show us the seat right after a long ride
remember thinking about the little cosy space in the woodlands down in the neighbourhood and how it's always covered in litter, and considering carving into one of the trees "IF YOU LITTER YOU'RE A NIGGER"
*litters in hope of my dick growin*
still feel absolutely dreadful but i just about managed to get out of bed and drink some water
>no panzie to take care of and nurse back to health
hey 22st how do you feel when you see stuff like this
you don't have to hide your feelings from us lad, you'll make it
I was actually going to say I feel a little jealousy, but I don't. I just don't feel looking at pictures like that.
i'm not sure what to feel
im not attracted to any of the girls, most thots are pretty ugly so its not envy, since i dont want any of the girls
i guess what i despise is tinder itself and they way people act so casual about it
>but I don't.
imagine looking like that and then being 6"6, gigachad
Littering is basically pure evil. You're going out of your way to make the world a worse place, for no personal gain. It's the easiest thing in the world to just dispose of your crap properly. Sometimes you have to expend more effort to toss a can out of a car window. I don't get people. Is it just an act of unconscious rebellion against God's creation?
might be all the fapping.
dunno why you post this stuff anyway lad
why does he want to blackpill people who just dont care about partaking in that stuff? he wishes he was a chad i guess but thats not going to make the world a better place
nobody who's 6'6" and looks like that needs online dating, a guy like that could have any girl he wanted that he met irl
i reckon its a fake profile
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shes kind of cute tbh, don't know what's up with her hair in this though
and it's a shame she'll be forever associated with khaleesi
hate all you cringecels tbh
It's the real cope I guess. The chad indifference vs the incel obsessive
I don't know man. People think she has great charisma but to be her face and reactions comes off as incredibly fake
also she has a creepy alien mouth
based volcel, tbh
cope tbh tinder for guys like that is a buffet he can have a different thot come over and suck his dick every night without even having to put in any effort
her grandmother is indian
you wish you were him, don't you
wish I was a chad like that yes anyone saying otherwise is lying
god you are pathetic mate
sort your shit out
I wouldn't use my Chad powers to fuck different women every night. That just sounds exhausting. Maybe one every six months, and only if she promises to play Mario Kart with me afterwards.
why do you do this
every single day you post the same shit
im going to ban you tbh
I thought you turned down being a mod?
>literally everyone wants the same things in life
do you ever go outside and interact with people or do you just get all your information from /r9k/ and /pol/ infographics?
misogynist shitlord, don't you understand that it's a fundamental human right for all women to be able to have casual sex with strange men, and then if they get pregnant, to murder their own children because they can't be bothered to take care of them?
that being said, abortion is a good thing in a country that's like 45% white
>lubed up truncheon
that's nasty, just do execution by firing line
she's like 45, nasty asf
speed limits are set way too low, some people wanna get someplace sometime soon
>people that let their cats outside
it's not the natural state of a cat to be cooped inside all day every day
dick size is determined by testosterone exposure in the womb during the third month of pregnancy, like all masculine traits
>im not attracted to any of the girls, most thots are pretty ugly so its not envy, since i dont want any of the girls
kek yeah right
he's absolutely delusional, 5'4 balding KHV yet everybody but him is "cringecel"
he's not a mod, look at the log
i wish i didnt tbh, only reason i want to be mod is to ban this moron and then i'd give it up
haven't browsed those boards in years
>dick size is determined by testosterone exposure in the womb during the third month of pregnancy, like all masculine traits
Are you making a joke?
why are you so retarded he is literally stating facts
>spic attacking me
ok youve stepped over the line buddy
he probably believes it, just let him, no point arguing
Actually, using sexual magnetism to coerce women into doing the things I like would be amazing.
You're going to sit here, and you're going to watch this shit film from the 70's, and you're going to like it Stacy. Haha!.
Wouldn't even need the sex.
absolutely based spic come to defend me once again
>spig shows up
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*enters thread and reads script*
Okay thank you
nah, that's an actual thing they determined from some study on rats. between about 4-8 months pregnancy, the amount of androgen exposure in the womb determines most masculine traits (including adult penis size). the study mentioned that it could be useful information for insight into penile disorders like micropenis and hypospadias
I wouldn't if you'd be nice like most of the rest of us are most of the time
I think I would just settle down with one chick that's INSANELY hot that I would really want to breed. like I remember one time, I saw this thicc german girl, she was reasonably pretty and high IQ for a femoid, and she was tall with big bountiful german boobs and a delicious chubby bum. she would have been really nice to pump some babies into and they would be some really high quality offspring
Don't know if I even want an attractive lass if she can't appreciate Phantasm films. What's even the point, at that point? It's going to be a miserable relationship.
> the study mentioned that it could be useful information for insight into penile disorders like micropenis and hypospadias
>rats are the same as humans
you insulted me out of nowhere
i will not forgive you
but its funny cos you are attracted to sluts anyway, chances are the women you are attracted to have already been dicked
i'm not the same
don't call me a coper or anything
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Did you ever see the 5th one? Maybe we should have a Phantasm week on rabbit or something where we watch them in order one a night
thinking of shaving the top of my head and growing a pony tail so i can look like reggie tbh
That sounds sensible lad, you should totally do it
because then you can say, okay so this guy has a messed up willy, the mother did something wrong at this stage of the pregnancy for it to turn out like this
Yeah. 5 isn't the best. I still kind of like it though.
maybe this is why spic hates his mum
lack of testosterone in the 3rd month leading to a small willy
Reggie's my hero. Coolest bald ice cream man ever.
do it lad
but surely black men have the highest test and she was taking 3 of them a night back then
>you insulted me out of nowhere
you were being rude to somebody and you're often rude to other people and rude to me. it wasn't out of nowhere
>but its funny cos you are attracted to sluts anyway, chances are the women you are attracted to have already been dicked
I'm attracted to girls that are hot. doesn't mean I want to marry them
>you were being rude to somebody
wow its almost like he is the poster that is rude to everyone all the time
lads ought to learn to roll with the punches smh
>burger who posts videos of child being squashed by a bus, woman eating mouse alive and nigger shooting a dog wonders why people are rude to him
tbh I have probably posted the same things
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FRESH CIVIC REVIEWERS WHO HASN'T BEEN FUN TO WATCH FOR 100 EPISODES
>child being squashed by a bus
it was a fucking chink and it's funny
>woman eating mouse alive
tons of animals eat mice alive, why is that such a big deal? she didn't torment it, she just ate it with kitty whiskers drawn on her face to make a cute video
>nigger shooting a dog
it was a pitbull and it's funny because he went full nigger with the "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" and the pit was like "AWOAWOAWOAWOAWO!!!!!!!!"
>give the jews money or else we won't protect you from le russian boogeyman xDD
kurwa it's anudda partition
>it was a fucking chink and it's funny
you have no soul
>tons of animals eat mice alive
yup, not people though
>didn't torment it
yes I'm sure being stuffed into a tight, dark, wet space and then drowned in acid was just the ending that we all aspire to
>it was a pitbull and it's funny because he went full nigger with the "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" and the pit was like "AWOAWOAWOAWOAWO!!!!!!!!"
would legit permaban spic from here if i had the power
am literally just watching this wew
>that part where they mention harvey weinstein as an "old white dude"
was tempted to call them out and write something antisemitic tbh
>you have no soul
the chinese are evil- if they die, good
>yup, not people though
>yes I'm sure being stuffed into a tight, dark, wet space and then drowned in acid was just the ending that we all aspire to
if I were a mouse, I'd rather get vored by a cute girl than some creepy snake or something
pit bulls are evil- if they die, good
that being said, I like snakes (and rodents for that matter). but getting eaten by one would be pretty gnarly
anyone can see that it was decapitated before being swallowed tbh
Just waiting to hear them trash Star Trek Discovery some more, tbh.
I'm pretty sure she swallowed it whole. However, it looks like a feeder mouse, and probably is one 'cause those are safe to eat. So if she didn't eat it, then a snake or a cat or something would have. He's being such an irrational baby about it
Big Brother Britain: Extraordinary moment police FINE pedestrian £90 for disorderly behaviour after he tries to cover his face from facial recognition camera on the streets of London
>Police fined a pedestrian £90 for disorderly behaviour after he tried to cover his face when he saw a controversial facial recognition camera on a street in London.
>Officers set up the camera on a van in Romford, East London, which then cross-checked photos of faces of passers-by against a database of wanted criminals.
>But one man was unimpressed about being filmed and covered his face with his hat and jacket, before being stopped by officers who took his picture anyway.
>After being pulled aside, the man told police: 'If I want to cover me face, I'll cover me face. Don't push me over when I'm walking down the street.'
>Officers previously insisted people could decline to be scanned, before later clarifying that anyone trying to avoid scanners may be stopped and searched.
>In Romford, the man was fined £90 at the scene by officers, who also arrested three other people during the day thanks to the technology, according to BBC Click.
>After being stopped he asked an officer: 'How would you like it if you walked down the street and someone grabbed your shoulder? You wouldn't like it, would you?
>The officer told him: 'Calm yourself down or you're going in handcuffs. It's up to you. Wind your neck in.' But the man replied: 'You wind your neck in.'
>After being fined, the man told a reporter: 'The chap told me down the road - he said they've got facial recognition. So I walked past like that (covering my face).
>'It's a cold day as well. As soon as I've done that, the police officer's asked me to come to him. So I've got me back up. I said to him 'f*** off', basically.
>'I said 'I don't want me face shown on anything. If I want to cover me face, I'll cover me face, it's not for them to tell me not to cover me face.
>'I've got a now £90 fine, here you go, look at that. Thanks lads, £90. Well done.'
>Silkie Carlo, the director of civil liberties group Big Brother Watch, was at the scene holding a placard saying 'stop facial recognition' - before she asked an officer about the man they had taken aside: 'What's your suspicion?'
>The officer replied: 'The fact that he's walked past clearly masking his face from recognition and covered his face. It gives us grounds to stop him and verify.'
>Ivan Balhatchet, the Metropolitan Police's covert and intelligence lead, said: 'We ought to explore all technology to see how it can make people safer, how it can make policing more effective.
Of course, nothing can happen under the sun without someone claiming that it's somehow racist.
>Use of facial recognition tech "dangerously irresponsible"
>Black and minority ethnic people could be falsely identified and face questioning because police have failed to test how well their systems deal with non-white faces, say campaigners.
pigs are fucking scum
yeah it's hilarious that the only problem with it is that it's faceblind to brown people
ugh…. eating rats whole.. so beautiful.. so aryan
truly uplifts my soul
it would decades more of scientific advances for facial recognition to work on non-whites than whites 'cause they all look the same. we're still at the point where image recognition software identifies niggers as "gorillas" so they have to specifically put everything pertaining to monkeys on a blacklist. now if you put a picture of a gorilla it'll probably say "man"
you can clearly see her bite down on its abdomen and neck. but yeah even if she did swallow it whole it's not different from how a snake eats its prey
Surprised they need a thing like that. I just assumed they had everyone's faces on file from those front facing smart phone cameras they they spend all day looking at.
why do you have to suck up to spicposter?
I put electrical tape over the front-facing camera on my phone, I never use it so why would I want spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) watching me play virtual billiards while I take a shit?
>anybody that agrees with me about anything is "sucking up"
>reinforcing plain facts is 'sucking up'
I had one of those stick on shutters, but then it fell off.
just had a chronic boner for the past few days
go sniff a bikeseat you freak
imagine the shits
imagine chad fucking her everynight while you dont
don't think anybody in their right mind would fuck that
must have lads lining up
the fat that accumulates on the bottom of the baking tray when cooking a whole chicken is the best bit
all that flavour
>see several of my neighbours drive different cars at various different times
this is so confusing
>the fat that accumulates on the bottom
I thought you were going to make an argument that she was attractive keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
you're right about the chicken fat though
is ginger lass a secret drug dealer? :O
what is wrong with her face it doesn't look real
that is a rhetorical question
post the girl I asked to be my gf maybe she's come around
>Brexit party leaflet arrived today
>Has testimonies for voting from three different people
>A plazzy faced slag
>A nigger medical student
total vomfest. I'm voting Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson to make them shit themselves
Think I'm losing my mind tbh, I keep seeing these brand new white cars with glistening paint jobs and big black grills everywhere I go. I saw several when I cycled earlier, one even beeped at me. Now going into town I saw DOZENS. All different companies, some were even pickups, but they were all the same aesthetic in bright white paint. I saw even more in my own village on the way home.
It wasn't like this yesterday. I feel like this sudden takeover happened over night. Maybe we do live in a simulation and there's a glitch that's making all the new normie cars look the same.
>pay for nazi war crimes
I had to read that about three times and it still doesn't make sense.
GAS THE NIGGERS
WHTE CARS FOREVER
1st world thot problems
show us your bike lass