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File: 70ec10e4d1d5035⋯.png (161.67 KB, 636x277, 636:277, Screen Shot 2018-11-08 at ….png)

 No.210655

A Dutch "positivity trainer" has launched a legal battle to change his age and boost his dating prospects.

Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to shift his birthday from 11 March 1949 to 11 March 1969, comparing the change to identifying as being transgender.

"We live in a time when you can change your name and change your gender. Why can't I decide my own age?" he said.

A local court in the eastern city of Arnhem is expected to rule on the case within four weeks.

However officials were sceptical about the case, believing there was no legal mechanism allowing a person to change their birth date, local reports said.

One of the judges wanted to know what would become of the 20 years that Mr Ratelband wanted to erase. "Who were your parents looking after then? Who was that little boy?" he was quoted as saying.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46133262

 No.210675

>>210655

MGTOWs everywhere must be having a field day with this and let's be honest, so am I


 No.210686

>>210655

>"Who were your parents looking after then? Who was that little boy?"

This same argument would be considered a microaggression by sjws if he was a tranny


 No.210690

Cool, I'll change my age to 13 and go back to school

:P

K.to.the.M@outlook.com


 No.210691

/abld/ mod


 No.210693

An old man saying he's a young man no more outlandish that a man with dick and balls saying he's a woman and demanding everyone treat him as one. The law recognizes transsexuals, why not transages?


 No.210694

>change legal age

>get child benefits for raising yourself up

>change it again, become an orphan and make daddy gov pay for your wife/caretaker combo

>change it to teenager, get health insurance by gov and enroll in highschool with qt15yrold waifus

>be high achieving "golden lotus" child, get praised

>get tired of this nonsense, change it to 100yr old and retire with full pension


 No.210695

>>210686

And by tranny logic he can say "I've always been 49 years old, I just didn't know it yet."


 No.210704

>>210694

>get tired of this nonsense, change it to 100yr old and retire with full pension

You have to work to get a pension


 No.210714

>>210704

That's ableist


 No.210715

>>210714

not everyone can work, should they just be left in the streets to starve to death? you fucking bigot

don't even know why I come to this fucking website


 No.210716

File: b58de86779c6361⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.01 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 49485467be6d437830b92c6184….jpg)

>>210655

I identify as an attack helicopter.




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