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0e559a  No.316521[Reply]

Okey dokey, so here's the deal:

Due to numerous channels broadcasting episodes outside of the "official" Discovery Family schedule, it's becoming increasingly difficult to keep track of what's out and various channels look to be airing the entire season by September. Thanks to the clusterfuck, I've created this sticky, covering the remaining episodes of season 8. This will be our central repository of links and discussion going forward. As episodes become available they will be added to the OP, and I ask kindly that any anon who has links for the listed episodes post them so they can be added.

I don't like situations like this. I think it kills the fun of everyone getting together on a Saturday morning and experiencing some goddamn cartoons together. I can only hope that situations such as these are avoided entirely for season 9. I would hate for the very end of our show being aired early in Finland or some stupid shit.

The remainder of season 8 is as follows:

17 - The End in Friend

Description: "Rarity and Rainbow Dash begin to question why they are friends when they can’t find anything they both like to do together."

Links: https://mega.nz/#!jv51mbhZ!_rsWL0IkGGTAZN1RyQuyqQqvBcEFvS6q4Lq-Y8sxWO8

(Episode 18, Yakity Sax was already broadcast on Discovery Family)

19 - Road to Friendship

Description: "When Trixie is invited to bring her magic show to the far off land of Saddle Arabia, she can think of nopony better to bring along than her great and powerful assistant, Starlight— but, not all friends are meant to travel together."

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812d79  No.319434


This might be reading a lot into 4 seconds of animation but what if they meant to convey sympathy and not amusement?

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72096f  No.319631[Reply]


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412465  No.319807



Fuck off Lucas.

c1d972  No.319809

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Are these people this retarded?

137446  No.319819



a3bb46  No.319821

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877e7b  No.319822


>Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world

And in your book, that makes them bigger than actual ills like starvation, military brinkmanship, narcotics, and economic problems. You know, things that actually deserve to be called deadly.

>They can't be halted with a zap from a ray gun. The only way to destroy them is to expose them.

Not being able to mind control people is indeed sad. But exposure itself does nothing. The subtext is people should be exposed so the witch hunt can ruin their lives, which doesn't really convince anyone that you're the good guys.

>The bigot hates indiscriminately.


>ALL black men or ALL redheads

Billions of people hate blacks. I've never heard of anyone hating redheads specifically except as a joke but you had to include something to make it look like this isn't just about brown people.

>foreigners dun tuk yer jobs

Usually by working for illegally low wages and not paying taxes, also usually voting illegally and taking from social services they didn't pay into while they're at it.

>He hates people he's never seen.

Has this person seen every racist he hates?

>Nobody can dislike people except at the individual level.

<Also if you arrest an individual black you're fucking racist even if the forensic evidence is on your side.

<Also it's fine to hate Christians.

>we must judge each other on our own merits

Good point against affirmative action.

>Jesus is on my side btw

Jesus wanted people to ignore the government and do charity work, not demand the government punish anyone with a different political view.

>Pax et Justitia

Romani ite domum.

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327334  No.319779[Reply]

With friendship being such an important theme in this show, let's say that you magically woke up in Equestria one day. After getting use to your new isekai'd life, who would you want to be in your innermost circle of bestest friends?

I know that after I've married my waifu (Marble Pie), my closest friends would be:

>Coco Pommel

She seems like a really sweet gal to talk to.

>Rainbow Dash

This tomboy always was my favorite of the Mane 6. A real "bro".

>Sunset Shimmer

Another cool tomboy, but more down-to-earth than RD.

>Starlight Glimmer

Another great pony to hang out with, even if she does make witty remarks.


In Amending Fences, she was very upbeat and never a downer.


Still one of the more gorgeous and elite friends you can have.

Before discovering Marble, these six ^ were all my "#1 favorite pony" at one point in my life or another. Although I don't feel as strongly about them as I use to anymore, they would all still be my closest friends in Equestria.

How about you, anon?

7805fe  No.319781

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In a similar fashion, I would of course start with my waifu, who of course would be the princess of friendship. I imagine my closest friends would be:

>Sweetie Belle

She probably stops by for magic lessons. She's the cutest filly, best of the CMC, and probably if Twilight didn't exist or had a different character pre-and-post-wings notwithstanding entirely, SB would be my waifu.

>Pinkie Pie

A thicc, upbeat spirit that can cheer anyone up and sure can bake. There's a lot to like about her.

>Rainbow Dash

I certainly wouldn't be able to keep up with or take part in her athletic endeavors, but she'd put on a hell of a show with the wonderbolts and seems like a sweet gal to hang out with.

>Starlight Glimmer

She's actually grown on me, post-reform. Since she hangs out in the castle all day, I'd be sure to run into her a lot and would have plenty of opportunity to chat. Plus I may have a thing for damaged people.

addae2  No.319794

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I've always liked Roseluck. A nice down to earth, girl next door kind of mare. I'd be plenty happy to help out at the shop and around the garden.

Of course I'd be stuck with her friends.

Gonna need someone to go drinking with after a long days work, so berry punch seems like the obvious choice, Besides, someone needs to look out for Pinchy when Berry's too drunk.

724635  No.319808

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Twilight will be my wife and one my best friend, of course. I would think my bestest friends are:

>Rainbow Dash

There's something about following a hyper and self-centric jock that wouldn't mind an extra company. She just scream adventure if you hang out. Just go with flow of your friend's antics.

>Pinkie Pie

Compared to RD, she is the literal random encounter. I have the same feeling for her as I have for RD. A fun girl that's fun to hang with.

>Spike and Big Mac and maybe Discord

I have a couple of gamebros IRL and they remind me of them, so I would love to hang out with them to talk about games and games accessories.

>Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst

I tend to group my friends even in real life to a certain common interest that I held with them. Although I can always ask Twilight about magic related but the more, the merrier the group is. That doesn't mean that they both are just there to talk about magic. Starlight is a witty gal that I would love to add remarks to anything and Sunburst looks like a great guy to talk to for anything. Who knows, they might hitch off and I'll be happy to see how their relationship goes off With that being said, I have to befriend with Trixie as well. I might not like her that much but I think that looking through her antics is a fun experience itself. And give her the encouragement to something extremely spectacular albeit idiotic. That would be fun to watch and get her back up on her feet.

a552b2  No.319820

There's no reason to believe I would be any less lonely in Equestria than I am on Earth.

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aaf4c9  No.319815

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A national treasure has passed.

013c6c  No.319816


>kike who created capeshit


8e7d97  No.319818



Stan Lee was a fag and stole every character he is known for from those around and under him, his only contribution to the world was kvetching about how no one paid him enough for (((his creations))) and I hope he's having a good time in Hell.

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d0123a  No.292272[Reply]


This thread is for the discussion of the Crossing the Boundary (CTB) project to contact Equestria utilizing Occult methods. We seek to establish communication with Equestria and other worlds which exist within what has been dubbed "Dream World" (DW) by the community, with the ultimate goal of constructing a portal for manifesting humans physically on their worlds, and vice versa.

chat: https://chat.crotchtits.com/


Q: Portal to Equestria? This is ridiculous! Surely you're just LARPing…

A: We are completely serious. Many of us have been in contact with Ponies and other sympathetic entities in DW (or the Astral Planes) for years. We believe that a constructing a portal is not only feasible, but absolutely essential for solving many of the problems afflicting the World, and collectively raising the consciousness of mankind, thus inaugurating a new Golden Age.

Q: Are you some kind of cult?

A: No; we come from diverse backgrounds and have differing views on spirituality, but we share in common a belief in DW and the importance of establishing contact with the civilizations found therein. There is no dogma, no vows of commitment or requirements of sacrifice (unless one chooses so for personal reasons), no initiations or codified rituals, no temples (although individual members may have shrines), and certainly no membership fees. We have no official connection with the pony religion being developed on /mlp/ either, although reaching out to them in the future isn't ruled out.

Q: How are you certain you aren't being deceived by demons?

A: First off, not all daemons are evil (but that's a discussion for another time), but to the point of the matter, it comes down to one's personal judgement. So long as the entiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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3ec189  No.319708


You're a dumb fag spouting bullshit, none of it is real. Kill yourself immediately.

6234ce  No.319714


Not op but they believe that the pones are sufficiently similar. Most major things seem “canon”, at least for the first few seasons.

951ea8  No.319716

Out of all the worlds you could access you think PONIES are what we should be looking for.

Not only that but you only think about what our world needs, not what its influence could do to the other world. Just imagine the mental breakdown when your weird dogs realize how friendship isn't magic at all in this new world and how powerless they are.

26ebbb  No.319751


Still dead

Always dead

5a2b5e  No.319814

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Nah, Project Lead has been compromised or has given up.

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0892ce  No.319753[Reply]

Idk, ever since the mid/ later seasons, Flutter sounds like she's speaking in sarcasm and sometimes a mocking tone.

All the fucking time.

Honestly that slight voice change depleted a lot of her charm (along with her harsher personality. Element of kindness my ass, but that's another post.)

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fca336  No.319784


flutterdup btfo

38baa9  No.319791


Pretty much all the mane 6 except RD have been officially derailed on some level. Pinkie's eagerness is exaggerated to the point of annoyance, Twilight was made a princess, Rarity can't open her mouth without saying darling, and Applejack is going to become a troubled urban youth. But the difference with Fluttershy is the writers looked at her personality and just didn't like it. It wasn't to sell toys or the result of clumsy writing, it was malice.

0c8f03  No.319795

She's always be reseted to the timid mare every time.

ab30a9  No.319811

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Fluttershy is a trap. She (male) is insecure about passing but sometimes fucking her farm yard animals isn't enough and she gets lowkey lust for her friends which makes her mad and sexually aggressive due to frustration. There mystery solved

4b200e  No.319812

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>posting thumbnails

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6afeed  No.286451[Reply]

For the uninitiated https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestria

Do you like it? Do you not like it? Opinions on it? Favorite side fic?

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563285  No.319743


>shit magic weapons

I think the strength of magic lies within the fact that you can fire your magic spell while still operating your other weapon.

4d8555  No.319775


note: hacking terminals gives you valuable data more often now (400 caps) and also multipurpose chip which is rare and necessary for crafting cool stuff

3fd72a  No.319780


>first aid kits aren't the right reason to take medic

You're half right since it gives access to more useful shit like hydra and the perks, but you're retarded if you don't use them instead of wasting 100s of caps healing shit you can heal for free from items you get looting.

>sunrise sarsaparilla better than healing potions

>small amounts of healing is better than healing more health, limbs, and blood loss simultaneously

this has to be bait

>this nigga doesn't level science

>multiple items with permanent buffs require science to craft

>can use it to craft chems

>can craft the BFG

>doors that require high explosives to bypass can be hacked open. In some cases even safes.

>useful perks like the one that let's you get bonus damage on robots, one of the toughest enemy types in the game, and hack turrets to be on your side and give you free exp off their kills

The fact you waste time, bullets, and health killing turrets instead of just hacking a terminal is how I know you're retarded. Wasting rifle ammo in the early game on turrets that have superior accuracy and damage compared to your shitty grandfather's rifle and going 1v1 on a storm rifle turret or better the 50MG turret later in the game is pretty stupid. You also expect me to believe you attempted to fight a room full of them without dying or getting crippled? Especially on higher difficulties?

>a good rifle succeeds any enemy

I bet you're the type of dumb nigger that wastes rifle rounds on rollers

>master of telekinesis isn't necessary

>he doesn't rip turrets off the walls and put the other ones in time out from the safety of another room

>he doesn't telekinesis enemies into environmental hazards or pull mines into them

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999b7b  No.319787


>I bet you're the type of dumb nigger that wastes rifle rounds on rollers

Yes, because they die in a hit to even semi-good rifles (or even pistols) if you shoot them before they spot you. Potential placebo, but I've found that the roller's armor is nonexistent when they're inactive.

>The fact you waste time, bullets, and health killing turrets instead of just hacking a terminal is how I know you're retarded. Wasting rifle ammo in the early game on turrets that have superior accuracy and damage compared to your shitty grandfather's rifle and going 1v1 on a storm rifle turret or better the 50MG turret later in the game is pretty stupid. You also expect me to believe you attempted to fight a room full of them without dying or getting crippled? Especially on higher difficulties?

Unironically yes, because it's what I've done since version 0.5. I have never played anything other than Very Hard, or whatever the hell the max difficulty is called. Turrets literally cannot hit you if you know what you're doing. Shifting and moving your weapon further than your hitbox makes any turret a cakewalk. I've not been to Canterlot or Steel Ranger base (I've not have much time to play 0.7), but I've never been to a room where you're forced to confront several turrets face-to-face (apart from the armor schematic place or whatever in the factory, but it's a one-off affair). Ammunition is beyond cheap; killing a turret costs barely a few rifle rounds.

I am probably retarded, considering how often I die in the game. I don't struggle for caps, but I suspect I'd be able to amass much more if I played your way.

I've gone for early science and TK before, but I guess I didn't get far enough in the run to appreciate its perks.

>I specifically mentioned getting the pulse pistol because it stuns and bypasses the armor of turrets and robots.

You don't have to tell me. I sleezed through 0.6 using nothing but the lightning spell.

>Yeah I'm sure wasting picks in the early game on small boxes and crates instead of hardened doors , gun lockPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

4d8555  No.319810

>roller armor

just take any shitty knife and piercing strike perk, this combo makes any armour laughable except for bigger robots who have 50% blade resistance

I'm currently playing on melee build btw

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22355f  No.298169[Reply]


The previous thread started autosaging, and it came at quite an opportune time too, with the file size limit recently raised to 16MB.

Let's start it off by remaking some of the older webms in higher quality.

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a92597  No.319722


Yeah, it's no secret that some mods are more overzealous than others.

055218  No.319727


If DB mods can connect anonymously posted comments to accounts, maybe Mikey didn't like me defending the infamous Coinpo before.

faf0f8  No.319729

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Nor is it a secret that some of those DB mods watch pone closely and have a bit of a bias against us and anything remotely associated with us.


I'm pretty sure the DB mods can see IP's and accounts of "anonymous" posts on DB, if thats what you mean.

a9f6f6  No.319736


>not detailing the pineapple cutting


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836eb2  No.319764[Reply]

Tfw you might have ran into an actual horsefucker

Sucks he was actually retarded and let people know what he was into. Which one of you fags is in the army and casually tells people you masturbate to horses or (((interspecies)))porn.

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f1e289  No.319800

8618bd  No.319804

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pic related

>>319788 (checked)

He's already in my friend list. I'm asking if OP knows of it so I can confirm the faggot is GEP

867db1  No.319805

861ca3  No.319817

furfaggots are not and never will be wanted anywhere ever

you gay incels have your own containment board, kindly keep your shit there

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93959a  No.318289[Reply]

Son, real talk, this whole fandom shit? That's all gonna die on you one day and all that emotional dependence you built up for the community is gonna have you crashing down. I should know, I've seen it many times! You think your object of misplaced nostalgia is different but time will prove you wrong. The sooner you move on the better.

If you like those pones so much why don't you just make your own autism magnet? You can even copy and paste characters (episodic shows are more about personalities than characters anyway! nothing ever really changes) as long as you don't copy the setting, designs, color palettes and the plot as well.

Heck, all it took me to be published by Marvel was a firm handshake. I'm sure you can build your own stuff on the websites somehow, you kids are real good with technology.

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3af79f  No.318739

>>318700 (checked)


I guess we're more or less true to the one of the board purpose, if I remember correctly. To devote to quality. Even if 90% of the time is to complain about quality with intense autism.

93959a  No.318749


OP here, this is pretty interesting. Will read through your stuff and see if I can give constructive criticism. I have a bit of a agdg/tg background, so world settings are my thing.

This board is slow enough I assumed thread died a while back.

f4c1ce  No.318829

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>replying to bait thread

>replying to beit replies

c8df60  No.319765

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Is it too late for me? Im 22 and scared.

9f84db  No.319778


It's too late anon. It was always too late.

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aaf1ea  No.316338[Reply]

I've been looking for info on MLP G5 so far I do not believe the information that is available. Nothing in the leaks look like they are made by Hasbro.

So I am wondering is G5 even real or is it just a meme?

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d7fdd8  No.319707

760764  No.319713


>all can use magic

That's beyond stupid. It completely destroys the point of unicorns and earth poners being different beyond just generic looks. What next, make pegasi useless by letting everyone else fly?

I can see minor forms of magic being generalized, like a form of touch-based minor telekinesis shared by all to allow picking up and manipulating objects with hooves, or some agriculture-based magic for earth pones since they're the ones that do the agriculture. Those two would be consistent with G4 and already in place. Anything else is just stupid. What about alicorns, are they just going to not be there?


They already have the kirin for that, based on mythology and everything.

7a61fb  No.319744

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6d1a45  No.319752

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Way uglier art style than G4.

82dacf  No.319757


>more mature

>fantasy violence

Read: Way less mature but violent & base with no instillment of bad goy virtues

>everyone can use magic

Hurr we're all the same


<autistic screeching>

>miscegenation between ponies and dragons

I just realized why the ride can't end, it's because our car has been disconnected from the rest and is perfectly stationary on the edge of a massive pants-shitting plunge into a dumpster. No one is coming to rescue us and all there is to do is enjoy the comforts of the car as it was when it was still connected to the now thoroughly subverted and destroyed shit at the bottom and you were being dragged along. We will do this awaiting death's mercy, to either be free of the ride at last or to begin it anew in horse heaven.

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4a3a8f  No.319564[Reply]

Why the fuck was this retard eating ice cream in the middle of winter?

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d03981  No.319622

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step 1: put cold shit in stomach

step 2: stomach cools down due to cool shit in it

step 3: body notices cool stomach and revs up internal thermoregulation

step 4: ???

step 5: profit from extra internally generated heat

4a3a8f  No.319664


>step 6: starvate from excessive calorie loss due to unnecessary icecream-induced heat generation


2f9364  No.319715

A lot of people like to. In NY ice cream actually does pretty well year round. If anything only stuff like popsicles/icees die off during the winter. I really only see tons of it in the summer. Meanwhile stock of icecream is fairly constant.

2b485e  No.319746


>his whims are bound by seasonal changes

A chad eat what he wants when he wants. That stallion gets all of the pussy when mares see how he eats icecream even in winter.

0460e6  No.319750

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>dying of starvation in a paradise like Equestria

Imagine being that incompetent.

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068494  No.286144[Reply]

Guys, my dick is hard. Let's make a temporary fap thread while all the good threads are down.

Let's give it all we got.

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7825d7  No.319603


>I love you

<uhh sure

What a fag.

c515f4  No.319669

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cbc989  No.319698

a7b267  No.319703


That's one of the most disgustingly ad and popup infested link I ever had the misfortune of clicking on.

35059f  No.319747


>not archiving suspicious link first

Your fault anon

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6eee5c  No.319558[Reply]

appreciation thread

say something nice about her 6_9

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074a8f  No.319706

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Goddamnit, Derpy , stop being so cute

06f4fa  No.319717

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cc8774  No.319732

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9c06b2  No.319737

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074a8f  No.319741

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177220  No.319293[Reply]

We claim out waifus ITT

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994817  No.319696


>And surprisingly lax child labor laws.

That much is probably canon, considering Spike and Apple Bloom.

ae366a  No.319701


>Equestria's economy has robust maternity leave

Someone should have told the Cakes. If they could just have hired someone else to fill in for Mrs Cake after the twins where born they wouldn't have had to make pinkie their nanny on top of working the shop for them.


>Implying spike is employed

Don't be silly fam, spiked isn't employed, he's property. I'd also seriously doubt AB is being paid a single bit for her help in running the farm.

ae01a6  No.319710


That's nothing special. Even in this world, children often work at family businesses, and the laws are more lax for family farms.

644c38  No.319711


Most of the actual first world nations have better maternity leave than the US.

747d44  No.319712


In a truly first world nation women would not be allowed to work to begin with.

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