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Report them all. I did.

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I spend literally hours looking at maps of Europe two days ago. I was thinking of what a hypothetical sphere of living would be like, as a sort of boundaries to a utopic world, where all people are absolutely good and they all live together in one sort of area, and it's like a giant community. The population is going to be drastically lower in a world of only such people, so this region would not be dense – there would be relatively sparse cities, towns, and parks and nature reserves in this region, and it is the only place where people can live; outside, there is only wilderness and significant structures that would be allowed to remain and be maintained, this including things like mansions primarily that people could travel to.

I thought about this region encompassing the area from the North Sea, along the Elbe river, then to the Danube, through the Black Sea, to the Kura river, then to the Volga, slightly up the Kama, and then to the North Dvina river. These borders were based so as to contain the cities and geographical features I thought were the most appealing, this including Bucharest, Budapest, and the Baltic Sea (The Bs are just a coincidence).

Actually, this does deserve its own thread, but I had nothing else to start this thread off with. However, then again, I don't think a thread with only maps or such would last much, but then again too a "dream world"-type of thread sounds pretty stable. Anyways, starting this thread off with my own thing that I've thought up of.

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>normalfags ruined browsing multiple boards

Yes. You know why? Because they're applying "just like, b urslef lol"-tier "advice" and their "uniqueness" to it. For example, /pol/ is fucking huge now and has been for a while, and it's filled to the brim with normalfags, inevitably, they spill over to other normalfag infested hobby boards. Mostly /v/, in this case, because /tv/ is where /leftypol/ goes to do whatever the fuck they think they're accomplishing, and who the fuck can even stomach watching TV these days? they sometimes show up here in a misguided, normalfag attempt to "save" robots And like the normals they are, they think they know everything, and they think that they're the one single person posting on both of these boards because they're so unique, and that it's their sole duty to educate you. But all of their knowledge is entry level shit, stuff that absolutely anyone that's been on an imageboard for longer than two weeks already knows back to front. And if you tell them that they're preaching to the choir, and that it's a thread about videogames or whatever the topic of the board is, and that they're going offtopic and not contributing, they get buttblasted and start shitting up the thread calling you a shill or slip into some autism fueled monologue about how you're not helping the white race and how you'll get killed on the day of the rope or some shit.

Second worst thing is the fact that they're normalfags, which by default makes them eternal newfags. They bite the shittiest of baits and refuse to let go. They'll fucking ban evade or go to TOR just to argue with some nigger posting weak bait, thus shitting up whole threads in one go.

I used to browse /pol/ quite a lot in 2015, but recently, checking the catalog, I feel like I'm reading some kind of normalfag "neo-nazi" forum like TRS or fag Anglin's shitty site. I mean, just compare the place to /k/, /r9k/ or even /v/ G*d forbid, or better yet, fish up some archives from years ago, it doesn't even feel like the same website. There's unironic 56%/muttposting, eceleb threads, "redpill me on XYZ" threads, "hey did you know that these big tech compains don'tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



You two gotta stop the autism in the feels thread but i understand the point youre making. For the most part, your average person is just manpower, and by that alone they could possibly be replaced by other races, depending on the job. However, that does not mean that every other factor that determines a culture/nation is invalid, just that the "workforce" argument is moot.

Im really just replying to check those digits though



Imageboards were never built to be cattleproof, and relied on the blank slatedness and common sense of the anon. How could anyone predict swarms of idiots ruining everything? How would you design around that? When they stampeded in there was nothing anyone can really do. Its easy to start a mindless circlejerk on an imageboard, maybe even easier than on social media as everyone is forced into one "feed", the catalog. why it wasn't a major issue before (im sure it was an issue every once in a while) was purely because of the decency of the users


I've never done anything wrong, but mom still accuses me of anything she can imagine. I turn 18, she starts trying to find evidence I've taken up smoking (I hadn't). I turn 21, she starts to make off-hand remarks accusing me of being an alcoholic when I hadn't even bought any. I'm in a bad mood, she accuses me of doing drugs. If I make any sort of off-color joke about doing something bad she acts like it was a serious threat. I say somebody should be hit by a bus? She starts to yell at me about how murder would land me in prison for life and how terrible it would be. I didn't even make a joke about murdering anyone. It's just the crazed connections she makes in her mind. Anything I say she can find a convoluted way to connect it to some imagined wrongdoing on my part. I've never been in trouble in my life.



Just don't talk unless necessary. It worked for me.

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Last one is no more so let's start a new one

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One man against impossible odds, he storms into the aperture with guns blazing. Any minute now, he'll meet his death but he must take a stand. The metal roars as his bullets tear their way into his prey. For this moment, he is death incarnate, a vengeful God of the battlefield from whom there is no escape or mercy. Rip and tear, rampage-kun.



I can confirm this, it's just butt jokes and shitty animation. I heard their gonna fuck up thundercats with 2018 animation

Theres even a cartoon about a fatass who's raised by gay space rocks, I bet tumblrfags really love it


I knew this one guy back in highschool, one of my only friends at the time. Anyways he fucking worshipped the Columbine duo and began to dress up like Dylan. Eventually he began to create plans to shoot up the school, the only reason I know was because he told me

His plan basically was for him to grab his grand fathers shotgun and m16 before he had someone pull the fire alarm

Then he could wait for everyone to form a line outside before he opened fire on the crowd of students and teachers

Some of you might hate me for doing this but I ended up ratting him out when he tried to get me involved with this, at that point I realize he wasn't joking



>should I just start /nbk/

pls do


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Bad Goy. You should have let him slaughter the students and teachers. You should be ashamed. Redeem yourself and free Alek Minassian and then you shall gain my respect

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What the hell happened? Both the main site and chat went down. It all was all fine until it hit the 30 second mark and then poof. It all just shutdown hard. Any mods or anyone have any info on why? I-I-It's c-c-coming b-back right?


Was this thing supposed to happen today? Why is it happening again, wasn't the previous time (a year or so ago, I don't remember) supposed to be the only chance? Are they drinking Kool-Aid or Flavor-Aid this time?


Tsuki Systemspace is just some schizophrenic scam, right?


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Its also infested with trannyscum, ERPs and cuteposters

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Why is it so hard to join the military? It seems like recruiters dont want willing signers. What should i tell these fuckers to get their dicks hard and accept me right away as is?

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If my 80 iq cousin with a 36 asvab can do it I can too. I'd rather take shit from a sergeant than a bunch of snarky professors high on their own farts. Fuck college. Fuck being a wageslave.



It's not like we're supressing the population yet. Military tours give valuable training for SHTF, if it occurs. A lot of gangs and even terrorist cells put their members through the army to get training. You have to be prepared against that.



To add onto this it's going to strongly depend on which branch you apply to. Coast guard and Marines are thirsting for people. Army and Navy are going to be a little more choosy, but still need toilet cleaners. Air force can afford to be snobs. They've got the most chaff to cut through since everyone wants in. Cushiest branch so it makes sense.



Well, just don't be stupid, anon, please. Study for the ASVAB and get a high score. Pick a good MOS, and keep your head down. The military can be pretty great but don't put yourself in a bad situation because you want to play COD in real life.


This anon is correct. Though to actually suggest a branch, go for the Marines. They train hard but they have the most privileges as far as being able to smoke/vape and stuff that actually matters when you're trying to be comfortable on base.


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I got a 98. Don't want to play COD irl just want camaraderie and purpose. It could be dragging my balls through broken glass and it would still be better than what I have at home.




Damn that's really good. You basically have your pick of the litter as far as what kind of MOS you can score. Will probably be offered a significant signing bonus too. I only got a 76 and they offered me 20 to be an engineer but that deal got fucked up because of some bullshit at MEPS. You should start looking at MOS's and researching ones you are interested in.

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The great debate : what age do females peak ? Let's end it once and for all. Also, feel free to dump before/after pics, graphs and shit.

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>men peak when they're dead

That of course implies that men never stop getting better


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No anon it was her mouth breathing habbits that fucked up her facial structure.

See when you're a mouth breather you're mouth is almost always open and your tongue and jaw do not support your pallet and upper face, and your face never stops growing. So if your face is supported your upper face will grow forward and out, accentuating your cheek bones. If your upper face is not supported your face will grow DOWN often resulting in fish face and under bite, this also causes problems breathing through your nose and when you sleep. The application of braces only acts as a solution to the symptoms and not the problem.

Do not feel embarrassed if you fell for this trap. Always support your pallet and upper teeth with your tongue and jaw. Never breath out your mouth unless you are physically exerting yourself and you too can have a superior facial structure.



Can you tldr the ryan controversy and what orwell said?



Also I would add that your face is always growing so it is never too late to practice proper jaw posture.



I never understood the female obsession with makeup and clothes. Its not because of their merit that they look """""""" pretty """"""" with makeup or with clothes, but the merit of the makeup and design choices. Good contrast, good form, smoothness, shinyness. The only thing they provide is the body structure which has some genetic merit, but not much. I guess they dont care and are willing to use whatever cheap methods they can to make themselves feel good. I think this is why women are obsessed with buying clothes and such, they're grown to think that the clothes make them look good, instead of their own genetic and physical merit. How many times in the media do you see people praising women just because they put on a different set of clothes? Jews making bank on weak female minds as well as making them care less.about actually taking care of themselves. Women view fashion just like they view diet pills. Easy to consume products that will make them "better" instantly and with no effort

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i’m falling further and further into it /r9k/. i’m a pathetic slug of a human being in every respect. there’s something seriously wrong with my personality, my brain, something.

>get into absolutely pointless fight with my parents over a remote

>i asked if anybody was watching the really shitty movie that was playing because it sucks and i wanted to change it

>my mom says no softly then says nothing so i grab it and she immediately lunges for it and says “give it to me” in this nasty way

>i refuse, i honestly get tired of her viciousness, she’s been that way for most of my life as far back as I can remember, very short temper and I just couldn’t stand it anymore. my dad is nearby and he’s threatening to take the PS4 if i don’t

>suddenly become more oppositional and defiant because i would actually prefer it if the damn PS4 was locked up, RDR2 just came out and i finished it and i know if i still have it by the time online comes i’ll be well and truly fucked and probably won’t do anything for the rest of the year, and i do still have this innate desire to fix my life so I say go ahead

>now he’s saying it’ll be my car next

>finally i say that if she just asked me nicely and stopped talking to me like i’m a dog I’d gladly give it to her

>she lies and tries to say she did, finally caves after I tell my dad to fuck off as he keeps trying to get involved

>my mom is feigning dumbfoundedness because she does that constantly but i think this time it was somewhat real because she says “you’re finally growing out of living here”

>mfw I’ve been trying to build the willpower to move out for ages now and even my mom who has wanted to keep me here and coddle me since I was a child is finally admitting it

i’m at a crossroads robots. i have no idea where to proceed from here. i had a traumatic childhood but i was also completely and utterly spoiled due to my parents being wealthy professionals, i’m a pussy that has never worked a hard day’s work in his life, and i have no energy to even work out let alone go look for a job that isn’t with my parents whiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>i don’t want my PS4, i don’t think you understand i don’t want to be a robot NEET anymore. otherwise thanks for the advice

This is progress anon, try going a day reading instead of being on the computer, don't even turn it on.







>it actually sold therefore it's bad

imagine being this much of a contrarian retard



>imagine being this much of a contrarian retard

I don't think any of us have to imagine looking at your post



>Be nice as fuck to your parents, don't voluntarily give them any reason to dislike you no matter how painful it gets

Honestly, for any robots living with Mommy and probably step-Daddy, this is Elder God Tier advice. Help out wherever possible. Take out the trash. Run little errands for them. Clean up things without asking. You want to give them zero reason to resent you, and outright arguing with them or starting shit, even when they are being massive faggoty cunts who don't understand what retards they are being, you shut your mouth and move along.

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Does anyone know this strange feel?

Throughout my life I have never identified as an actor. By "actor" I mean a person that can actually invest themselves in this reality and "act out" an identity. I don't want to imply that I don't have an identity, because I clearly have one. I have specific character traits, things I like and dislike etc. What I mean is that I can never really get in character so much so as to really immerse myself into a situation and live the moment. I can only observe myself doing things as if I am watching from a 3rd person vantage point. It's like as if is a disconnect on some fundamental level. This feeling is very hard to explain, but If you have felt it before you should be able to recognize it

Some examples of how this manifests irl:

>You cannot make an effort to make yourself look good because it feels like you're trying to be someone. As a result you avoid styling altogether and stick to the default NPC look

>You cannot show emotions and affection because you cannot get into character in order to do so

>You cannot act tough, use lingo, act funny or flirt because doing so is an attempt to act like someone

>Your physical presence beffudles you. Like when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. Your reflection feels alien and doesn't really register

>Hearing someone call your name makes you lose connection to reality

>You experience moments of alienation when outside. For example you are talking to a person and you suddenly zone out and start thinking about yourself talking to that person.

What the fuck is this crap? Autism? Before you say derealization and depersonalization, I have experienced those and it doesn't feel like that. What I'm talking about is way milder and constant and it feels like a permanent way of perceiving things. If I had to describe it with few words I would say it is either hightened self awareness or a vague conception of the self. I have thought about this being the default mode of thinking for robots. So, have you ever experienced the NPC feel?

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Wud love to around your female friends ….it would be like a feeding frenzy for me. Most mil girls have the social eq of 10year olds. Easy to see why so many are free meat to black males.



What if it’s radical/odd politics, and I don’t just mean believing one of them but reading philosophy and extremist from the political spectrum



>radical/odd politics

Depends on your age honestly over 40 pretty strange under 30 it would be strange not to.



I get what you're talking about anon, I've felt more or less the same as long as I can remember. In the time I've thought of it the best reason I could come up with is poor socialization as a kid due to constantly moving around & never developing a deeply rooted personality I felt comfortable with as a result. Ig it'd be something akin to detachment?


I'm convinced normies see the world from a 1st person perspective 99% of the time with perhaps incredibly brief moments in the 3rd person when they are absolutely forced to self reflect, before quickly returning back.

For me to enter a 1st person perspective when socializing requires at least one of several conditions to be met:

1. It's someone I absolutely trust and in an isolated setting

2. I've already engaged in many social interactions during the day

3. I'm heavily sleep deprived or just woke up

4. If I'm immediately confronted by someone before I have a chance to evaluate the situation

Otherwise pretty much every social interaction is seen as if I'm a spectator watching from afar and seeing through a lens of how I imagine the other person is seeing me, yet simultaneously still experiencing all the emotions of the body I'm controlling. It's basically like a combination of 2nd/3rd person perspective.

Most of what I say in such a situation feels prescripted or artificial because I have to second guess whatever I say before I say it.

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Fucking harrowing.

>Aspie makes an off-color joke

>Redneck normalfag and his buttbuddy come all the way back to confront him

>Cuss him out and threaten him several times while repeatedly demanding he apologize

>Video goes viral, dozens of other complaints start flowing in, calling him "creepy"

>He loses his job eventually and becomes known around his (small) town as virtually a sex offender

I come across these kinds of videos on occasion and seeing them in full I just get that one feeling of trauma, as if something just exploded right beside. Normalfucks constantly exaggerate how much stress some Aspie's jokes or mannerisms put them in, and then proceed to publicly humiliate them in their typical shitty normal cruelty.

…Hard to find words for this kind of sadism. These people need to learn to respect those who are not as advantaged as they are themselves.

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This is pretty autistic of the cashier, and although getting him fired was too far, a simple apology would have stopped this. Its another situation of oblivious autist doesnt understand the situation and gets socially punished for it (i feel lile I've been there before). And the dad comes up and talks to him nicely at first too. In fact i probably wouldn't blame the dad for starting the confrontation, his wife probably made a big deal about it, and he had to clean it up. from dealing with my mom any sort of joke or banter i crack with her (especially about her age), is met with her yelling or calling me ungrateful and rude, you just cant banter with women, banter involves being able to take whats said at you, and convert the meaning to fit the context of friendly jokes, and i dont think the one toned, emotional female mind can take that. To them if it sounds like its saying something uncomfortable (judging their actions or thenselves) or insulting, then it is. No ands, ifs or buts. If the man had the joke cracked at him he would understand the joke is commentating on the fact that the kids are pretty young to be having their periods, and he can do what he wants with that information (similar to how you can jokingly crack some bants abiut how a friend might have a drinking problem, and its up to them to choose what to do with their life, now that he knows that his pals see his drinking habits). But when the wife hears that, she doesnt filter the meaning in the joke, the commentary, but takes the information as a direct insult to herself, ie, an attack on her social standing, an attempt to make her look lesser in the community (so instead of cracking a joke to your friend about his drinking, you go full intervention mode and try to force him to change his ways via social chastising). Maybe its because the female is heavily reliant on her society for resources, and thus takes her standing very seriously, while males by nature have to be more independent and thus dont have to live on a thin line when it comes to remarks




>the asshole recording followed him to his next job to publicly report him

>And he was fired from that job, too.

post proof I want to see the proof of stalking



Did you not see the comment of his that I screenshotted for your convenience? Not sure how he'd get that info unless he went out of his way for it.



from the second job anon



The cashier did apologize. If the dad can only accept some special redneck juggalo apology, he should have said that right from the beginning.

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Any other fellow robot struggling with susbtance abuse, alcoholism and addiction?

I see we robots are prone to this affliction. I'm currently constantly using liquor, weed, benzos and a weak opiate painkiller. Started using acid again, might start doing cocaine again, might start using 24/7 again. Chasing a dream because I can't deal with the life of a lonely robot. I pretend I don't, but I want love and affection and relationships and to be liked, but I'm just a weird guy according to everyone.

I have to pretend to be normal and have a job because no NEETBUX where I live (third world), pretending to be a normie just to please co-workers genuinely pissess me off and I'm in a constant state on being pissed off and feeling withdrawals because I'm forcing myself not to use all day long all days even though that's the only thing I want to do.

I love cocaine, it harms me the most. I hate crashes, crashes hurt.



There are rare times when I abuse cold medicine or booze to get better sleep, but I'm too lazy go buy booze most of the time. Too poor to waste my money on weed or pills. Never got a prescription for painkillers, so never bothered wit those either. Being a wageslave means I can't spend my nights getting shitfaced, so that's even further reason not to bother with most drugs.


I only do weed these days because its legal. I use to a lot of hallucinogens around 2010 but all the good RCs got banned where I live and the old deep web markets I used are all gone and I can't be bothered to looking into whats legit these days.

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Post some lyrics that you identify with. These hurt.

>Throw my conscience in the trash can.

>Trash man.

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>Man I wish you'd just left me alone

>I was almost home

Normally I can't stand country music. But damn this one cuts to the bone.


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I thought the future held a perfect place for us

that together we would learn to be the best that we could be

In my naivety I ran, I fell and lost my way

somehow I always end up falling over me

and one day I woke to find the future had no place for me

I was unwanted in a world that with my hands I'd helped build

where once was honesty and pride I now stand broken and alone

just a shadow of what I was meant to be

Does anybody feel the way I do?

Is there anybody out there?

Are you hearing me?

If I believe in you, will you believe in me?

Or am I alone in this hall of dreams?

I'll believe in you if you believe in me

but I have no trust in anything

somehow I'm always, always falling over me

they say that time will heal, the truth shall set us free

well that depends on what it is that you choose to believe

In this prison made of lies

We see what it is we want to see

And find comfort in this broken hall of dreams

Does anybody feel the way I do?

Is there anybody out there?

Are you hearing me?

If I believe in you, will you believe in me?

Or am I alone in this hall of dreams?

I'll believe in you if you believe in me

but I have no trust in anything

somehow I'm always, always falling over me

somehow I'm always, I am always falling over me


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Just 'cause you don't understand what's going on don't mean it don't make no sense.

And just 'cause you don't like it don't mean it ain't no good.

And let me tell you something, before you go takin' a walk in my world, you better take a look at the real world. 'Cause this ain't no Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood.

Can you say "feel like shit?" Yeah, maybe sometimes I do feel like shit.

I ain't happy about it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full or shit.

And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry, but maybe you needed to be offended.

But here's my apology, and one more thing: FUCK YOU.


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>VNV Nation

I see you are a robot of culture and taste was well.

The line from "Testament" sums up my feelings on the world.

>"We conquered paradise"

>"Just so we could burn it to the ground."


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>I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie

>I have my freedom but I don't have much time

>faith has been broken, tears must be cried

>let's do some living after we die

>and did you exchange, walk-on part in the war

>for a lead role in a cage

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Magicchan is no longer with us.

Press F to pay respects.


Modmin's last words:

>From now on, I'm just another anonymage.


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It was what Wizardchan was supposed to be before it turned into a mod clique, wizkid witch hunt cesspool. It was a very comfy imageboard despite being crawl levels of slow. Another one down i guess.


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It doesn't seem like there's hope for any of us. F


What a shame. The day 8ch and wizchan aren't around anymore I'll probably just drop the imageboards altogether, there aren't many places left.


Sometimes its better for boards to die instead of becoming a cancerous husk. But it shouldn't come to this, it shouldn't become cancer in the first place, and its closure is just a bittersweet relief that its name wont be tarnished anymore

Can anyone give an obituary of magichan? Never knew it, except for the name.


Ah man, it's so sad. I recently went back there and found some anons with whom I shared similar interests. I was also keeping an eye on some ongoing discussions which seemed interesting. It's strange to think that all these posters and thoughts are now gone forever, as if they never existed. Such a shame.



IIRC magicchan was launched around the time when the original wizardchan went down, when Anachronos went missing. It was intended as a replacement or as a temporary bunker for the homeless wizards. Since then It gradually acquired a life of its own and evolved into a little cozy place that provided an alternative to the rulecucked and drama ridden second iteration of wizardchan. The userbase was admittedly small, but it allowed for good laid-back discussion, so the crawl was often enjoyable. The posters tried to preserve this by keeping the chan a secret club. It's funny because when wizchan's Sadmin (Anachronos successor) stepped down, he cited magicchan's popularity as one of the reasons why he was disappointed with his administration of wizchan. During this unstable period, there was another small wave of wizchan refugees who fled to magicchan. And that hopefully summarizes magicchans history.

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I just got hired for a job that is 60 hours a week doing factory/warehouse type shit.

What have I gotten myself into, and what can I look forward to?

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I got a similar job a month ago.

>What have I gotten myself into

Nothing too serious, it will get annoying at first and you may even get anxious but overall you will get used to after a few weeks (or months). It also depends on who the manager is. Some managers can be compete dicks but a lot of warehouse managers are easy going rednecks.

>what can I look forward to?

Getting paid a crap ton. I almost shit bricks (metaphorically of course) when I got my first paycheck.

Just try not to take things too seriously. And if your job allows it, maybe listen to some music or podcasts while working.


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Your body will always be sore, and break down more rapidly than nature intended. You'll be surrounded by people you don't like on a personal level but will have to play nice with. You'll have money to buy that SICK NEW IPHONE BRAH, but you won't have any free time to spend it as you'll constantly be sore and tired.

Some of the people will be cool, and extra jewbacks are never unwelcome. Plus roasties like dudes with money and jobs, so if you haven't sworn off the vaginal jew yet, these are the benefits.

t. 60hr wearhouse worker for 4 years and management for retard wrangling at 75hr/week



I've got some money saved up and my weekly wageslave shekels are more than enough to pay the bills for a modest home. A realistic and sensible plan would be to buy a condo or shitty house and pay that off early so my monthly bills are as low as possible, and then slowly transition back into NEEThood as my need for money dwindles and my savings become enough to sustain me. Only problem is that my job isn't really structured in a way where taking more and more days off and working less hours is possible. Also, this is a plan that would probably take 10 years out of my fucking life to accomplish. That means 10 more years of wage slavery just so I can keep living in moderate comfort in a shitty house or condo in an area that's being slowly consumed by sand niggers and regular niggers.

The less sensible plan would be to take what I have now and find some shitshack house way out in a heavily rural area and just start being a NEET asap, instead of wasting my life hoping that one day I'll achieve comfort and relaxation again.


If you have any choice opt out of that fucking RIGGED system. wageslaving is the worst. killing yourself in work for some rich fucker or stakeholder. no thanks. Do it yourself you pricks. I am not gonna work so 10-20 people can leech of my work. all you get at the end are some fucking left over crumbles. fuck that. capitalism is rigged and fucked. OPT OUT

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In the wake of a possible failed raid earlier with a couple low quality posts, I think we ought to have a comfy thread to relax. I don't know what happened to the other Gondola thread but I think it was deleted a few days ago.

Post Gondolas of all kinds. I lost many of my gondolas due to autistic related circumstances, so I would appreciate any gondolas you may have.

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I wish there was a Gondola that used this song.


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I wish dhis dhread was more agdive.


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Bosting en ebin dhread :DDD



>mother 3

i love you


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Ebin bumpu :DDD

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How's it going elder bots?

Do you honestly still think there's time to "get your shit together" or have you settled into your existence and found some level of contentment? Do you wish for suicide?

Where did everything go wrong?

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What do skeletons think of women?



>calling someone a loser/goblin/virgin/faggot

>on /r9k/


>recently turned 25

>also got an official autism diagnosis recently

>still no friends

>realised i'll most likely never have a friend to enjoy 2 hour+ walks with at 3am

>cant find any games i enjoy playing while also being able to play runescape (the only game i enjoy)

>only person i speak to is my psych and thats going to be ending soon

>not sure how im going to make it once that ends




I have job nigger



He never said he was jobless. Get out, normalnigger.

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