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Does bo know if this lol poster is the same person each time? Ive never seen anons talk like this until recently.

The example that made me consider this


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Most robots tend to have an autistic knowledge and obsession with a piece of media, such as a film/vidya/band. What is that for you robots?

For me it's Metropolis (1927).

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I somewhat regret not playing in one of those DDR machines at the arcades now that I think about it, remembering all the little girls dancing on them makes me feel sad about how things came down to this. I tried downloading the original In The Groove, but since there's no progression nor completion state besides "finishing all the songs" which are a fuck ton, I didn't return to it.

>How bad is optimization for 3, Aerosmith, and 4 on PC?

Since Aerosmith uses the same engine that 3 does, they both run easily fine. Though if you decide to bring your computer outside the fretboard may lag for some reason, it did happen for me. World Tour also runs well but the port is incredibly lazy, so you got to rebind the controls by modifying an XML file on the AppData folder.

If you decide to play GH3 first, be sure to also install GHTCP which allows you to add the DLC that is no longer circulating, before starting a playthrough. I was aiming for 100% the game but I Installed that and got my save file corrupted. Aerosmith should work in the same way since they both basically use the same engine and are indistinguishable one from the other.

On the other hand, If you decide to install WT for some reason, you can add it a fuckton of content by installing it the All in One mod, which adds all the music from WT's DLC to Warriors of Rock, and from Rockband 1 and 2, surprisingly enough. Slavs have some special magic when it comes to modding vidya. The game may look soulless if you come from Guitar Hero 3, since all the unique characters are now restrained by the character creator limits, songs can no longer be chosen per venue, and there's no story cutscenes, but after a while the feeling rubs off since the main reason for playing Guitar Hero is for the game. Plus it's a way of coping with the fact that my GH3 save is gone



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Modern arcades I've been to this decade except for one are a small section of a bigger complex dedicated to a racing game, on-rails shooter, and claw machines. Dedicated arcades still exist in America with communities built around them and a one-time fee for the whole day or something like that.

>The game may look soulless if you come from Guitar Hero 3, since all the unique characters are now restrained by the character creator limits, songs can no longer be chosen per venue, and there's no story cutscenes

I played all of the mainline except 1 and 2 (plan on getting 2 soon now, if you plan on getting 1 you'll have a disappointing time on an LED screen), and first two DS games. 4 was "messy" to my autistic perception because of all the periphials, graphics, customization, and shitty song creator, and the soundtrack to my memory has softer music compared to 3 which was just guitar and bass, hard rock, pre-made iconic characters, and Gibson-brand Gibson guitars. 5 did some things right but the soundtrack was toned down to me with pop-leaning songs, and I heard people dislike 6 which had balance between hard rock and softer music and fun story mode (same with Rock Band 3). I also remembed how cutscenes in some games used to be a fun tidbit in the career/main campaign of a game, Super Smash Brawl is another example in that category. 6 and Aerosmith are personally my favorite ones though, I have good memories of the latter.

Seeing how big it was and being in the hands of Activision you'd think they'd port more to PC, another thing that isn't done anymore was having the same game by name be a different game depending on the console, in the case of 7th gen port it to every console available, PC was just a money dump for more income or shit or they were afraid of piracy or all or something else. The series got hilariously corporatized with multiple releases a year and in coupling with the patheticism of playing a plastic instrument instead of a real one, something Rock Band 3 remedied with the pro guitar controller or using the MIDI adapter and Rocksmith coming out, it died and is something no one wants to remember.




it started when I was a kid and hasn't left me since


I… I dunno anymore. I feel like I've lost the capacity for obsessiveness. I used to be obsessed with Star Wars, before it fucking tanked with Yidney at the helm. The only thing I can think of is history and city design, but barely.

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Do women subconsciously lose respect for men when they show feelings? I think I read something like that a while ago. Is it true? I'm still totally inexperienced when it comes to speaking to women, so I have no clue.

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Unless you are attractive, they never had respect for you to begin with. If you are posting here, I can only assume that you are ugly or autistic or both. Don’t bother with women. They hate you and only want to be around Chads. They only come around when they need you for something, like money. Tell them to fuck off. Only then they may have a shred of respect for you.



>Is it true?



this tbh


retarded questions like this prove that you're going out of your way not to think at all. why even bother?



redpill/PUA community says it's true



Yes they do, i was the recipient of such a treatment after telling a woman that i am no longer happy with the path my life was taking, also it could also be her way of telling me that i will be okay given that she recently suffered a loss and in comparison my suffering is lesser than hers. It is not, i have lost quite a lot of family people myself, one cannot simply gauge the suffering of others, if you feel sad about something it's because it affects you greatly



>But you probably already knew this. This thread is just you holding out hope that your NAWALT is still out there for you. That one day you're going to have a "romantic connection" and a girl will actually see you as a life partner or anything beyond betabux or a supporter.

You described me perfectly. Am I really that delusional? Doesn't the bell curve apply to women too?

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What is the point of life if nobody appreciates your efforts? All I see now is women saying men are trash and they how whites are evil. Are we just supposed to ignore this shit?


No we are not, we are also men and we must beat reason within their deranged minds by force if needed be, the enablers and those who support such disparaging outlook on life must either be reeducated by us or be crushed by us.


>What is the point of life if nobody appreciates your efforts

Why would you give a shit if other people appreciate you or not?


It's a two-fold issue, you have the groups of people you've mentioned, screaming about wypipo and cis scum and whatnot, and you can also have specific people in your life who devaluate you and try to tear you down. In both cases the answer is to not give a damn about them. Not just ignore what they say, in fact you shouldn't ignore it, you should listen to it, understand how ridiculous and unfair it is, and use that to justify to yourself that you shouldn't give a damn about those people. If they insult you, you don't care. If they drop dead, you don't care. They are not your people, they are not your group, they and their opinions are not your responsibility. At worst they are the enemy and at best they are just there, a pointless thing you should not give a damn about.

Embrace tribalism and fuck the outgroup.


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because other people's appreciation gives op's life a meaning it's proof that he exists

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"It's been a whole day since the last one hit bump limit and no one made a new thead" Edition

Post feels that do not deserve their own thread in this thread.

>tfw going to a children's doctor tomorrow because you can go there as long as your under 25

>tfw no good feel for the OP

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>want to play raids in a game to get some loot that looks interesting

>have to find a group of five other people

>you have to use a microphone and talk to the faggots since every player has to call out stuff

>finally get over the crippling anxiety I get when talking to people over voice chat

>convince myself to just fucking do it

>alright, time to find a group

>no matchmaking

>no lobby browser

>no global chat

>no recruiting chat

>look around online a bit

>"oh, like just find a raiding guild on this website haha"

>look into it

>"Have to join our discord to get accepted"

>it's this shit all the way down

>try a lfg site

>"if you're on PC just use the LFG discord, you're not going to find anything here"

Guess I'm just not going to play that shit then.



For a while now I've been trying to psyche myself into finding someone I can talk to in a second language I've been learning while maybe playing some games. Voice chat in my native English is bad enough so when I get to thinking about the additional possibility of retarded mistakes, thought stalling, the inability to fully comprehend them or keep up with a native pace and such due to my ineptitude it's really hard not to shrink back from the idea.


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Just found this, gave me a good chuckle.


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Fuck this hellhole.




My condolences.

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>not incitation to suicide, just discussion of it

You know what pisses me off the most about IT and other anti-robot haters? It's their hypocrisy on suicide.

They're against assisted suicide for incels because "omg blackpill is making vulnerable young men kill themselves" but at the same time they constantly shit on us. Are they retarded to the point they believe this helps? No. They just want to have the cake and eat it too. They want to appear righteous and good while shitting on virgin men who already have a difficult life.

Even putting aside political oppositions, and cases where virgins do say bad stuff, their reaction is totally disproportionate and does not only target our opinions but our very beings.

You hate us? We hate ourselves too. You want us to die? Not all but many of us want to die too. Assisted suicide would be win-win, perhaps the only win-win compromise.

>For robots, leaving this shitty world in which we lost the genetic russian roulette

>For anti-robots, they will have the satisfaction to know we don't exist anymore and even ended our lives ourselves without them having to raise a fingers

>For the rest of the world, that will they will spare neetbux funding. Just a few euthanasia clinic and boom. There's also a eugenic and malthusian effect to it.

BUT NOOOO They have to be fucking righteous about it so they can keep their aureola.

One fucking syringe shot. Just one. But that's too quick and painless for them. They want us to wait and die of some bullshit like cancer instead;

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Nice straw man. Reading must not be your strong suit.


>Just because scientific research, as yet, lacks an adequate explanation for the functioning of consciousness after death isn't a refutation of anything.

The point is we have proof of destruction of consciousness before death. Way to conviniently gloss over critical detail. It's little wonder you believe in nonsensical lies.

>Just because many people also use something incorrectly doesn't suddenly make it true by virtue of their number.

I'm glad you at least umderstand that muchn since that was your fatal flaw with trying to conclude a bunch of people WANTING there to be consciousness after death automatically made it so for no reason. Fix that mistake and you'll make a little progress.

>The countless historical and mythological accounts of consciousness persisting beyond death are themselves evidence

If we had actual examples and not just baseless claims, maybe, but theyre just claims, nothing more. You may as well conclude Harry Potter is real because there's so many "accounts" of his existence, and if you don't think he's real, you just haven't done enough "research". Also, again, mythology is not real. There is no hades, there are no titans or ice giants, there isn't a shred of it anywhere. It's time for you to grow the hell up.

>means absolutely nothing.

It means everything, because these beliefs only exist due to rampant wishful thinking. People couldn't come to terms with their mortality and that's why it's such a pervasive trope. Shit like that happens all the time with other things and it doesn't overturn reality in those cases either. Its a flaw of the human condition. Pro tip: the wishful thinking and subsequent fictional writings of our current generation won't establish a fairy tail future for the next generations either.

>lol hat meme XDDDDD

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>The point is we have proof of destruction of consciousness before death. Way to conviniently gloss over critical detail. It's little wonder you believe in nonsensical lies.

Only if you assume that consciousness is bound up with the physical body and unable to separate from it, which is false.

>I'm glad you at least umderstand that muchn since that was your fatal flaw with trying to conclude a bunch of people WANTING there to be consciousness after death automatically made it so for no reason. Fix that mistake and you'll make a little progress.

The claim that tons of historical and mythological accounts only amounts to people 'wanting' it to be true is just conjecture and has no basis.

>If we had actual examples and not just baseless claims, maybe, but theyre just claims, nothing more. You may as well conclude Harry Potter is real because there's so many "accounts" of his existence, and if you don't think he's real, you just haven't done enough "research". Also, again, mythology is not real. There is no hades, there are no titans or ice giants, there isn't a shred of it anywhere. It's time for you to grow the hell up.

There are many historical and mythological accounts which testify to it. Harry Potter isn't an equivalent example, as it's entirely fiction. If you knew anything about ancient history at all, you'd know that the ancient 'mythological' texts were considered to be historical by the contemporaries.

There is an underworld, and there were giants. There's plenty of evidence for both. For giants, there were plenty of bones and entire skeletons being dug up which support their existence. The only one who needs to grow up is you, since you're still stuck in the mindset of

>if a jewish-approved scientist doesn't say it's true then it can't be true

>It means everything, because these beliefs only exist due to rampant wishful thinking. People couldn't come to terms with their mortality and that's why it's such a pervasive trope.

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>Only if you assume that consciousness is bound up with the physical body and unable to separate from it, which is false.

You asserted it was false, but you never provided any backing to that. As a matter of fact, it seems you knew nothing of it's nature at all. Consciousness isn't "bound" to anything, it's a result of specific physical structures functioning. You never addressed that fact (just as you never addressed anything all all and never provided anything even resembling any kind of counter or explanation, you simply continue to dance around the point because you know you have nothing to work with), and you can't brush it under the rug. You can't avoid it forever.

>is just conjecture and has no basis.

Yet when you use conjecture with no basis, I'm supposed to just accept it? No. Your accounts are not valid, you never bothered to try to validate them, and they don't validate themselves. Your only form of "evidence" is no better than mere hearsay at BEST. You're not getting off the hook for that.

>If you knew anything about ancient history at all, you'd know that the ancient 'mythological' texts were considered to be historical by the contemporaries.

No. That's simply false. i know there's lots of people who were "claiming" to be historians who cherry picked here and there to come to whatever conclusions they fancied for various reasons, but that wasn't for the sake of history. Actual historians sometimes use them to triangulate other writings, but that by itself is still meaningless. Actual events still needed actual records, not mythological texts.

>There is an underworld

You claimed it, didn't back it up, how unsurprising. Reminder: there isn't.

> For giants, there were plenty of bones and entire skeletons being dug up which support their existence

All examples i found were confirmed hoaxes. There you go using bad "evidence" again.

>Just because you think this is why those accounts were made doesn't make it true.

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Stupid normalniggers need to let robots have the option of suicide. It's not a big deal. All they want to do is control us and make us live a mediocre life. Joke's on them though. I'm going to live off of disabilitybux so society will have to support me instead of letting me die the honorable way. Fucking idiots.



this tbh. although i blame the jews for this. the reason assisted suicide is not a thing already is because neets are yet another weight on the white taxpayer (the only taxpayer really) and as such it further speeds the collapse of the west.

if all neetbux receivers committed suicide tomorrow, that would boost the lifespan of western civilization, which its on its last legs by itself. and they dont want that.

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Pictures that infuriate you or make you lose hope for the world and humanity.

It is frustrating and saddening to see normalniggers stealing and fermenting the memes and culture we have created. That normalniggers are pretending to have created our culture or think themselves a part of us. That, even now, they shit on 4chan, our home, the website that we used to call ours, and claim to be us. That they believe themselves to be the true robots. The transexuals on /r9k/ and the Trumpgoyim on /pol/ who truly believe that they are part of the original chan community and pretend to be an oldfag; that they are so thin-skinned they cannot admit to be new on an anonymous board.

All cuckchan is now is a porn website.

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Yeah. Better stop now before this thread devolves into /pol/shit.




Please settle your shit in here >>312320 instead of in an unrelated thread


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>/pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ fucking /pol/tards everywhere

<dude no one's has a problem about /pol/

>fucking /pol/tards when will they shut up

Kill yourself



Nobody wants to see a non-political thread turn into 2 or 3 faggots throwing shit at each other in a political discussion for the next 50 posts. This is less about the "/pol/ boogeyman" and more about stopping the derailing of a thread retard.



The problem is that a bunch of newfags started responding to posts that were over a month old just to re-ignite a conversation that both of the original people discussing it agreed to mutually drop it.

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lets destress and relax for a bit. how do i get comfy? so far ive gotten these down.

>use darker themes on websites

>turn on night light/red filter

>wrap up in blankets

>put some relaxing music on

>avoid politics

>read wikis and dead imageboards, just absorbing information

what does /r9k/ do to get comfy?

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Jewish trash will never surpass boc


Since there was mention of browsing wikis, is there any decent wiki to browse in regards to imageboard history/culture? I dont want to look like i want to steal "deep lore", just wanting something to read. Plus 4chan is dead and doesnt hold any reverence to its past anymore


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The other day, I watched a bit of this 7-hour train ride through Norway while listening to classical music…pretty damn comfy.



>Jewish trash

>a New Orleans–derived, Chicago-based American electronic music act, formerly comprising Charles Cooper and Joshua Eustis

That's an unfair kneejerk response.


Encyclopedia Dramatica is rightfully scorned, but as far as I know it's the best place for certain info if you can stomach the snark and propaganda.





A shame there's only ED. Would 1d4chan also be of any use? I assume theyd save some good stories


I have a small desk lamp with red/orange lampshade. My mom laughs that it makes my corner look like a brothel but it's really comfy. I like sodium lamps for their orange color but they're just not feasible indoors.

One thing I like to do when I'm feeling tense or sore is a hot bath with epsom salts and baking soda. If you don't have a bathtub or a deep shower base you can still make a small bath for your feet or prepare a hot compress for cramped muscles. It's deeply relaxing, supposedly we can absorb some of the magnesium, sodium and bicarbonate through the skin, all of which have anti-stress properties. Some say it can detox the body but I have no idea if it's true.

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Share your dreams, if you can remember any.

>Be really little

>Have a dream about being at a party

>It's a very barren party

>Looks like something that would be held in an office

>It's only filled with adults

>Realize how boring it is

>Go outside in the night

>Get knocked down by a black cat

>Try to get back up

>Cat knocks me down again and tells me to stay down

>Do this over and over again until I wake up

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For context, I pretty much never dream, so I won't get another one like this for years probably.

>I'm on a cruise ship

>This girl from camp I liked but never asked out and her uglier friend one come up to me and ask if I want to "meet" with her

>It's pretty obvious from her demeanor that she likes me too and this is a date

>I agree, of course

>Go get a haircut

>Takes eight hours for some reason

>I also immediately switch to a suit for some reason

>Rush to the restaurant

>She's still there at like, 1:00

>She's wearing a beautiful blue dress

>Sit down, she forgives me for me lateness

>We talk until the sun rises

>She leans to kiss me as we leave

>I wake up before she does


In that moment, for the first time in an age, I didn't feel alone. On a whim I decided to check her social media, and her most recent post is about being a devout Catholic in today's sinful world. I don't even want to read the rest of it.


>it's so bright and warm

>Where am I?

>see the familiar but forgotten scenery of the farm I grew up on

>slight flash of nostalgia

>see and hear animals

>feel good

>so peaceful

>so "in the moment"

>so free

>"I can do anything I want"

>no care at all

>life is good

<wake up

<just too well known feel of background anxiety kicks in immediately

<face hurts

<feel volatile

<constant background thoughts of exam tomorrow in my fucking head


They are never really anything specifc but they do always center around trying to get from point A to point B or getting home specifically with public transport.

The setting is hard to describe but it's a mangled and incomprehensibly stitched together version of places I know. Actually it might be better to describe it as a pseudo random world that uses my memories of places as seed.

They are not exactly nightmares but they feel scornfull or even lovecraftian in the sense that something always tries to keep me from arriving where I want to go but not in an outright hostile way but rather with "whoops this bus changed the way it drives" or the train stops at a dead station in the middle of nowhere.

I am also almost always alone with a few exceptions where I seem to have a companion that always gets diverted or distracted rather easily and it's frustrating and spooky that I never manage to keep that person from seemingly forgetting the goal or even abandon any will to go at all.

I have zero idea what to make of them but I am always happy to wake up from them.


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For me I don't really remember any dreams that I've had except for one I had when I was a kid

>be sitting in back seat of the car mom sitting shotgun and dad driving

>be driving on a cliff

>my mom is yelling at my dad over something

>over time the yelling gets increasingly heated but it doesn't fase him

>he just ignores her while he's driving

>while she's yelling at my dad, he snaps and drives off the cliff

>the last part I remember is my mum screaming my dads name while we're falling to the ground below and seeing the ground getting closer

>wake up before impact

Does anyone know what the fuck this dream could mean?



If your parents divorced or fought a lot, it's pretty straightforward: All their retarded fighting was hurting you (with the cliff as a metaphor.)

If not, things are a bit more complicated. Try to ask yourself what your mom and dad symbolize.

This is all under the Jungian assumption that dreams don't lie to you.

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Since old one has managed to hit the bump limit in just over a year, not sure how I feel about that.

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someone turned on the light in the darkest reaches of the interweb



It's pretty obviously an attack.



I consider it a "salvation"






Whats with the smaller cut a short ways above the main one? What use does that one serve?

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ITT: post some old memes that you miss/nostalgia for old memes. Let's regale ourselves remembering old memes. Examples:

- All Your Base

- Leek spin (embed related)

- meatspin

- etc.

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for some reason I started lurking halfchan/f/ a while ago, it doesn't seem that bad, but it may just be a matter of time until I see why people don't browse that board


I never liked old /b/ memes. They lowered the barrier to entry for retarded children and caused dilution of the intelligent userbase. Whenever I would see a shit user who made nothing but worthless posts, he had always come for le memes and never bothered to progress past that. Any idiot can save a mudkip image and keep reposting it over and over, even if they get the catchphrase wrong it only gives them more (You)'s from retards who don't understand the concept of not replying to shitposts.

At first I think what kept normalfags at bay was that a lot of memes were absurdist, referenced anime, obscure vidya or porn. All subjects that were uncool back then so normalfags did not want to repost those memes and give off the suspicion that they were into these loser subjects. Over time these subjects became normalized, but what's worse is when normalfags began to "ironically" partake in them. And by partake I mean consume and support the shittiest bottom of the barrel media in that area, never try to explore and understand the classics, and ruin serious discussions with their braindead ironic humor. Eventually they pressure moderation into actually banning the real discussion to make things more friendly and accessible. Memes that could be picked up without good familiarity with the board culture were the primary vector for normalfag infestation.

See: The death of a hobby

See also: How 4chan died





When you take the redditspacing meme too far.



>I was thinking on this, trying to pin down what, if anything, is the one essential distinction between imageboard memes and normalfaggot memes.

<On imageboards, you have an idea you want to express, so you find a meme to properly convey it.

<On reddit, they start with a meme template and then invent/shoehorn a scenario to fit the meme.

It's subtle, but I'm convinced that's the difference.

Holy fuck I must be bored if I'm reading/responding to a year+ old thread.



At least it's with some discussion. I think that subtlety is accurate, the meme is the tool used to show off the cattles status as "hip memer". Everything revolves around that meme, all they can create are image macros related to that meme. Compare that to reaction images. There's a whole lotta em out there, using various items and people. Thats because one wishes to convey an emotion, but has the mental capacity to use an image related to the specific board culture (instead of just anime face), as well as having the ability to have others interpret the image for themselves, instead of shoehorning in captions


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I wish this one had lasted longer.

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>paedophile father who molested older sister

>paedophile uncle who molested older sister

>shitty grandfather protecting the uncle because he was supplied with an illegal firearm

>mother who could’ve stopped the abuse, had she not been such a retard

>physically violent sister who takes frustration out on mother in front of her 3 young kids

>brother in law who cheats on sister for 10 years lol

>mother allowed juden to experiment on her with medication (anti depressants, anti psychotics, morphine patches etc)

Yh, I think it’s about time I leave this family behind. I feel bad for my mother despite how shitty she is. I didn’t even mention that she is a homewrecker. Nobody deserves to get beaten. I honk before I go, I’m going to sort my sister out by going to the police about that and then it’s time to go.

Share your stories

>I am somehow the most normal one

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>dad was the weird uncle/black sheep of his family

>mom was emotionally abused by her mom/had a lot of mental health issues (eating disorders, bipolar, etc.)

>both parents alcoholics when i was growing up

>dont really remember a time they werent fighting

>sister born with type 1 diabetes

>i inherited my moms mental illnesses


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Shit like this makes me not want to have children >implying I would even touch a roastie to begin with but I'm speaking theoretically, my parents weren't that bad in the grand scheme of things just overprotective and too judgemental and strict, but the very thought of repeating the same mistakes as them or even worse, doing worse fills me up with dread.


Two poor minorities have another child despite proving they cannot handle nor properly raise the first. Then they have another.

Oldest son has been in and out of jail, now runs a failing pyramid scheme on weekends and is raising four kids. Second kid is a drug addict who belongs in rehab, can't seem to get a decent job despite his experience. Youngest kid is a pedophile, a nazi sympathizer, a high school dropout, a 2 time college dropout, and is about to become a wizard.

Don't do what my parents did, anons.


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man your sister must have been real hot

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Music thread. Do robots dream of electric sheep?

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Pete Shelley.


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The Unoriginal Contents version is close to this.



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Most people here would flay you for posting this, but yes, Shelley had an incredible talent for describing what's wrong with the normalfag condition and how soul crushingly lonely it feels to exist surrounded by them. Some of his solo stuff is great too.



>I feel like ive heard something like it it before

It was in the gondola thread once, you might have heard it there.

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This will be a weekly book club for anyone who wants to join! This weeks books will be Catcher in the Rye, I chose this book because its fun and easy to read, a good choice for our first book club. I am going to assume you know how to obtain a free copy online.

Please discuss the book after you read it in this thread, if you have not read the book yet be aware that this thread may contain spoilers!

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>the role model of all womyn

>a literal gold digging thot

who would have thought …


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>the role model of all womyn

>a literal gold digging thot

Well that's the thing…she's not a whore in the movie and that's the version that's a "pop icon" aka muh delicate flower Audrey Hepburn. See the jewish sleight of hand? They whitewashed an overall unsympathetic character and made her a genteel yuppie. Now young girls adore "Holly Golightly" without realizing they're worshiping a thot…which they (the irl thots) actually are. I can tell I'm not making sense. I wish someone else would read it…it's short.


>the touching backstory

I probably phrased that wrong. It's more pathetic, which is "touching" only in a pitiful sort of way.

Here's a pdf. I read it in half a day. I'd like others' opinions on

>whether she's ultimately a likable sympathetic character

>the relationship between the movie, the book, and the meme (as sold to aspiring "cafe girls")



My thoughts while reading.

As replete with detail as a William Gibson novel. This is the kind of shit that gets you praised by critics regardless of the content of your stories. The two cucks pining for her in Africa are part of the buildup to her eventual "epic" reveal. Positioning the reader from the start. Was Capote a Jew? By page 5 she's fucked a nigger, lel. Why would you have us read this?

The voice that came back, welling up from the bottom of the stairs, was silly-young and self-amused. "Oh, darling, I am(italicized) sorry. I lost the goddamn key."

Wew, what a bitch. Waking someone in the middle of the night and using darling as a diminutive.

Looked up Capote, apparently talked shit about Jews. I'm guessing it's a case of he wrote a book for the upper classes and the lower classes got their hands on it and missed that Golightly is a shitty person. It's a recurring theme of the upper classes liking this shit because they have no actual drama in their own lives. I'm heavily ripping off things from G.K. Chesterton's defense of Penny-Dreadfuls here.

Page 11 internal monologue: kill it. kill it. kill it. Literal revulsion imagining such a roasty barging into my house and then pointing out that the only furniture I have is Ikea. I did notice a wonderful little trick she has to disarm people, barge in like a shit and then admit you've got a gall for doing so. Already friendzoned the narrator.

Her phrasing is very good manipulation, everything is phrased that you want to do shit for her, "Fix me a drink, darling. Then you CAN read me a story yourself" as if the story is a reward for the narrator, not "Could you read me a story?".

She just said she's part dyke, written in 1956. Thanks Capote.

Page 20: Yep, It's Horseflesh. Also, Goddamn you can tell Capote was a bender. 22, and you have a possible reference to the brainwashing of actorsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


I too found Breakfast at Tiffany's to be a highly enjoyable read. Although none of the characters were particularly likeable and the vast majority were unlikable , it was still an interesting read and a wonderful character study.


> a detached loner

I think this was somewhat the moral of the story. Despite all her charms, riches, and scores of friends, she was still ultimately alone. Her inability to truly love anyone or anything other than herself meant that she lacked any kind of internal happiness. Hence the titular obsession with Tiffany's which was ordered, beautiful and peaceful inside and a stark contrast to her own life.


>whether she's ultimately a likable sympathetic character

I don't think she's likeable so much as she is pitiable.I think she's compelling and interesting, and is somewhat likeable in that sense. However, I would never want to associate with someone like that in real life. She's an objectively bad person, but I still felt sorry for her when she ruined her life and had to flee the country. That's probably me just being a bleeding heart faggot though.

I think part of the reason why Holly Golightly seems so real is that she was largely based on Truman Capote's own mother. They share a lot of details like the poor, southern rube come New York socialite, and spic second husband. It's probably why her portrayal, although damning, was still sympathetic.



>Was Capote a Jew?

I thought the opposite: that he was painting her as a total whore in a judgmental, almost robot-like way—this literal faggot hates women probably more than we do.

I've heard the audio of him reading his "A Christmas Memory" and I read all of the narration in his irritating voice…pretty much ruined it all for me.


>Already friendzoned the narrator.

I admit I was skewed going in by the Seinfeld episode where George watches the movie instead of reading it for his book club and they call him out by saying "Fred's gay," but I didn't see any evidence of that other than how handsome he thought the Brazilian guy was.

>She just said she's part dyke, written in 1956.

I did laugh at all the "politically incorrect" passages.


Thanks for the insights and glad you too liked it. If anyone's interested in another (longer) Capote work, I've read "In Cold Blood" which

>details the 1959 murders of four members of the Herbert Clutter family in the small farming community of Holcomb, Kansas


and it's really good.

Apparently he went with Harper Lee and there's speculation that he gave her the idea for To Kill a Mockingbird and that he had a gay love affair with one of the murderers in prison.

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what are some of the ways in which you avoid normals? I always wear a hoodie so I can avoid eye contact and take unpopular paths to places. I make it a game to see if I can go on a walk without running into a single normalfag.

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My grandmother once taught me to never respond to strangers until their third call because of some superstitious reason, and it has always stuck with me since then. Though twice should be enough. I guess it's just your nature of being easily startled, don't think it can be fixed though.



nice tbh


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>My grandmother once taught me to never respond to strangers until their third call because of some superstitious reason

Do you remember what the superstition was?



Normalfags avoid me

thats the gift of having a intimidating passive face and being fairly tall


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What would happen if I cosplayed as Sticks the Badger? Would I gain clown attention and become a laughing stock, or would people just feel uneasy and tread elsewhere?

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