Yes! How did you guess? It was a drawing I had commissioned from an artist in artists' alley. It's me sucking Tamaki's dick. I'm giving him a real sloppy slobbery one. There's saliva and pre-cum everywhere. Meanwhile, Honey-sempai is licking my asshole while crying and jerking his little uncircumsized cock off with one hand and fingering Tamaki's asshole with the other. In the background Haruhi is wearing a huuuge strap-on and holding a whip, asking when she's going to get her turn to fuck my "naughty asshole." It cost me two grand to get the commission done in time for the autograph session.
When It was my turn to get an autograph from Vic, I handed it to him and asked him to make it out to "The boy with the naughty asshole." He didn't say anything for a few seconds. He just kind of sat there and stared at it. His brow started to furl, and he handed it back to me saying, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't sign this."
"Why not?" I asked, "I had this commissioned especially for today, just for you to sign. Tamaki is quite possibly my favorite anime character of all time, and he's also a damn sexy young man. Is this because I put Honey in the picture too? He's not meant to steal Tamaki's glory or anything."
"Sir," he replied, "I just saw you sitting in the front row of the Q&A earlier, and you heard me mention my Christian faith. I just can't sign something so sexual, much less something homosexual, much much less something that's just so gross and deviant. If you have something else for me to sign that isn't so offensive I'll sign it, but I can't sign this."
"What the fuck?" I said, full of righteous indignation, "You can't do this to me! I paid over two thousand dollars for this. Look at the detail on the pre-cum!. You have to sign it, IT'S YOUR JOB! Don't be such a homophobe. WE ARE THE NEXT STEP IN HUMAN EVOLUTION. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRIMITIVE NOTIONS OF RELIGION AND MORALITY. I'M GOING TO POST ABOUT THIS ON REDDIT! YOU'LL RUE THE FUCKING DAY YOU MESSED WITH ME VINCENT"
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