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WEEKLY FILM CLUB: CON AIR & PAIN AND GAIN

>Just-paroled army ranger Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) is headed back to his wife (Monica Potter), but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird" with some of the worst criminals living. Along with Diamond Dog (Ving Rhames) and Baby-O (Mykelti Williamson), genius serial killer Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom (John Malkovich) unleashes a violent escape plot in mid-flight. Secretly working with U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin (John Cusack), Poe tries to foil Grissom's plan.

>Danny Lupo (Mark Wahlberg), manager of the Sun Gym in 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul (Dwayne Johnson) and Adrian (Anthony Mackie) as accomplices. After several failed attempts, they abduct rich businessman Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) and convince him to sign over all his assets to them. But when Kershaw makes it out alive, authorities are reluctant to believe his story.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: NAVAL

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS A MAN

MrE WARNED US AND WAS RIGHT

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

When will Fincher direct a sequel to the Social Network?

R: 38 / I: 4 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Women Who Buy the Feminism Meme End Up OLD and ALONE

How soon until Incels realize they are on the same boat as feminists? At least MGTOW starting to accept they are a homosexual cult.

R: 14 / I: 2 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Magical negro aside, how would a movie like this be received if it was made today?

Specifically the parts where fags are portrayed as degenerate rapists?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

The fascist subtext of Attack on Titan can’t go overlooked

>The story’s twist exposes the ugly side of manga and anime

SOYRIGHT & Cuckme BTFO

https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2019/6/18/18683609/attack-on-titan-fascist-nationalist-isayama-hajime-manga-anime

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

It's almost as if soy ""culture"" literally reduces testosterone

R: 19 / I: 3 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Goblin Slayer

>"I had a fear that if I took a single step, the ground would open up and swallow me"

>Gets awkwardly mad at childhood friend when asked if he wants a souvenir from the city

What are some other hints that Goblin Slayer was autistic long before he was traumatized?

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE A BUFF BLACK BULL TAKE A VIRAL LOAD INSIDE OF HIS YEARNEST

HE'D RATHER EAT THE RANCID ASSHOLE OF A BIG FAT BULL AND DOWN IT WITH JIZZ

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAYMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

HE'S THE ANGRY SOYTENDO NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CUCKTARI SEGAY NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CUCK NERD

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

He's gonna rape the Pats again this year. I can feel it.

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Isn't Pride the worst of the seven deadly sins?

http://www.deadlysins.com/pride

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

What is it with gingers and faggotry?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Too capricious to change my beauty ideal

What did Refn mean by this?

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>tfw you live in a society

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Endgame Rerelease with deleted scenes

https://screenrant.com/avengers-endgame-rerelease-post-credits-scene/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

>Avengers Endgame is being rereleased on Jun 28th with extra post credits scenes

>They are this desperate to unseat Avatar

R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

>Scott cawthon turned down WB FNAF movie for being shit

>The Banana Splits turned into a shitty FNAF rip off by WB

>It’s all but confirm the banana splits movie used the recycled turndown FNAF script

R: 25 / I: 6 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Highlander: End Game

I'm 60% in and it's bretty gud so far

R: 72 / I: 23 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

The Pirates of Dark Water

Why does everything good get cancelled?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Adaptations of Tolkien's Stories

There's been quite a few, but it seems like the only decent ones are Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Rankin Bass animated Hobbit film. Jackson's Hobbit movies were a tremendous failure and from what I remember the animated version of LOTR wasn't very good.

Are there any movies, series, or short films based on Tolkien's stuff that most people don't know about? And just how bad will the Amazon series be?

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

The Professor and the Madman

>Professor James Murray begins work compiling words for the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary in the mid 19th century, and receives over 10,000 entries from a patient at Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum, Dr. William Minor.

Written by John Boorman, directed by an Iranian, and starring Mel Gibson.

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Brah look at this dude.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Whoopi Makes Tranny Bella Thorne CRY Over Photos

OH NO NO NO

https://invidio.us/watch?v=SefBCMnGKgo

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Above the Shadows (2019)

New Megan Fox kino about an invisible girl stalking a Chad. Chad then has to choose between invisible girl and Megan Fox.

Is this the Romancekino of the year?

R: 110 / I: 14 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

This is chinese anime.

As in from China.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Fish_%26_Begonia

R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Describe her motivations

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>SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

What did he mean by this?

R: 10 / I: 10 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

WEBM

R: 218 / I: 50 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Apologize

Right now.

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

I'm right, admit it

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Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Now that it's all over and the dust is beginning to settle, what does /tv/ think of the television series which will go on to define the 2010s? It spanned an entire decade and captured the imagination of the whole world, for better or for worse, this show will be remembered.

Personally I think the first season is the only one which was actually kino, while 2-4 were okay but even then they were beginning to show signs of what was to come. Considering that this was the first thing David Benioff and D.B. Weiss actually ran themselves, it's really not surprising they would make mistakes. They were the producers, the writers, and sometimes the directors, and before this they had never even made a short film. I always hated how characters would be recast, settings would be visually retconned, and the overall visuals never really remained consistent. But I can't say it's the worst show ever made.

I think in the end it will be remembered as a pulpy sword and sorcery story that tricked the majority of people into thinking it was something deeper up until right before ended.

R: 354 / I: 89 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Terminator 6

They somehow made the impossible and turned Terminator into pure distilled soy

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Okay what the fuck.

R: 40 / I: 23 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Bakery awarded $11 million in lawsuit against Oberlin College

Lena Dunham college BTFO

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Placebo

This is my childhood. My childhood are faggots band :'(

R: 64 / I: 18 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

What's /tv/'s favorite Batman film?

https://www.strawpoll.me/18178020/

R: 29 / I: 11 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Why do girls pretend to like surf?

R: 35 / I: 5 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Useless Movie Trivia Thread

>XY was considered for (that) role.

>XY was attached to the project at one point.

>X and Y also starred together in (that) movie.

>X and Y were both born on the same day.

Why are things like these included on imdb? What other useless information do you often encounter there or on other trivia/movie sites?

Pic of course unrelated, please ignore it!

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Richard Spencer biopic

<*freeze frame + record scratch*

>I guess you're wondering how I ended up in this situation

<*it aint me starts playing*

>Well, it all started back when I fucked a communist and started secretly working for various government agencies

<*montage engages*

>I tried to convince the alt-right that Bolshevism is cool to appease the kikes, but I ended up getting punched by one of their foot soldiers anyways…'

<*opening credits start rolling*

<Directed by Martin Scorsese

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

>US Army band playing "We won't get fooled again"

Are ironic live performances kino?

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

TOP TEN WORST KING OF THE HILL EPISODES

Trigger Warning guys, I make some brief mentions of Honor Killing and Violence against women from about 28:50 to 31:25. If you're as uncomfortable reading on it as I was enraged doing research, you may wanna skip for your own sake.

TOP TEN WORST EPISODES of one of my favorite shows, The Most Texan program of them all, King of the Hill. Man I really do love this show, but the mess ups are too big to ignore. Top Ten Best Episodes are coming soon, can't wait for that!

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Link to the Cat Welcoming the Solder Home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx14o

Link to Mr.Enter's Uh-Oh Canada Review.

http://www.zippcast.com/video/51e0f57

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Babylon5

Glory thread 4 Babylon 5

Im a super fan and everything about the series. I can chat babylon 5 all day.

Im at the part where londo gonna make his move against the emperor.

Good shit.

Questions or comments?

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MAX LANDIS GETS #METOO'ED

>He choked me until I passed out and did humiliating, degrading things to me that I still can’t manage to write out on paper.”

>“He continued to violate my boundaries into even after our relationship, and if any of this still feels like a blurred lines scenario let me assure you that he did hold me down and rape me while I said ‘no’ over and over.

https://archive.fo/kyb6d

His dad might have gotten away with murder, but looks like Max is getting cancelled and that's tea sis. I wonder if kike leddit media is regretting having him on.

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Video games are not art. Roger Ebert was right.

A lover of 2001, or the Godfather, or Citizen Kane or whatever is considered a classic movie, don't clamor every few years for a "remake" with modern camerawork and aesthetics, and modern CGI.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE A BUFF BLACK BULL TAKE A VIRAL LOAD INSIDE OF HIS YEARNEST

HE'D RATHER EAT THE RANCID ASSHOLE OF A BIG FAT BULL AND DOWN IT WITH JIZZ

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAYMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

HE'S THE ANGRY SOYTENDO NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CUCKTARI SEGAY NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY CUCK NERD

==HE'D RATHER EAT THE

R: 38 / I: 9 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Why are there so few movies set in the Byzantine Empire? It was one of the most important and interesting civilizations in history. Why are (((they))) so intent on memory-holing the them?

R: 14 / I: 4 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

>Iran would never have attacked those 2 ships

>Iran would never hold Americans hostage

>Iran would never build nuclear weapons (they appeal to useful idiots and liberals saying that need it for nuclear power,

despite being one of the most oil rich countries on Earth) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Outside_the_Box

>Even Arabs and Jews both hate Iran

>only support from Syria and Russia because muh Shia Islam, and for some strange and honestly unsettling, reason Russia sees themselves as the protector of the Shia.

when you claim to be the vanguard of the coming worldwide Muslim revolution, you piss off a bunch of people.

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Any version of these films without the aspect ratio changes? They're fucking annoying

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Did Al "Dunkaccino" Pacino get his seven to seventeeno minutes of heaven with this cutie?

R: 67 / I: 17 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Simpsons or Futurama?

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The Truman Show

>"I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place. Seahaven is the way the world should be."

Do Christof do anything wrong /tv/?

R: 38 / I: 13 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Leni Riefenstahl

Is she the greatest female director of all time? She was even a nudist.

R: 33 / I: 8 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

‘Twilight’ Author Would Only Agree To Casting Black Actor If He Played A Villain

http://archive.is/4pnmG

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LOL

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>Captain, although it is the official position of starfleet that it is environmental in origin, the consistency of disproportionate black criminality across many different societies, historical eras, and socioeconomic systems denies this conclusion. It is also unsupported by twin studies which found that the criminal proclivity of negroids was unchanged with respect to their peers even when raised in white households.

Woah, fucking based. Was Data /ourdroid/?

R: 4 / I: 4 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

I went in blind watching this movie and apparently it's funny? I guess a bunch of art school commies would find the struggles of the little people funny.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

FORD v FERRARI Trailer (2019)

Will it be carkino?

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

The Venture Brothers is arguably one of the best cartoons ever made.

I'm not going to argue about that though, fuck you suck my dick i'm right on this one.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Phenominal cosmic powers, non existent maintenance skills

She should call someone.

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the 2&1/2 hr waste of time that Jack built

>juxtaposes a sadistic killer's rambling rationalizations with WW2 footage

>HEY LOOK AT THESE DIRECT REFERENCES TO MY OWN FILMS AM I CLEVER YET

>non-coherent ending that confirms the whole thing was just an excuse for framing an ethics monologue

>even confirmed in interviews the whole script was an extended way to btfo dup (yes, really)

how can one man be so cucked by Cannes hipsters that he has to proselytize himself by making shit like this?

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The Truth Behind Dinosaurs - Documentary

Dinosaurs aren't real. They never were, and they never will be. This is fact.

WAKE UP!

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GARFIELD

Garfield's birthday is coming up.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

At what age did you grow out of movies only to grow back into them again /tv/?

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Are normalfags getting dumber? Has watching capeshit for a decade completely turned their already small brains into mush? I mean how else can you explain Aladdin remake - a straight to video looking film with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money. Has Yidsney really enforced a near Pavlovian reflex in them to devour anything they shit out at this point?

Sad.

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>character's initials are MJ

>Now she's dyed her hair

So they're hooking up by the end of the movie right?

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See the little faggot with the earring and the make up

Yeah buddy that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he's a millionaire.

What did mean by this?

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What's your favorite Silent Film?

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Kinos about failing at literally everything?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>ywn travel back to the plantation with the doctor and a Congolese tribe and smile as they take turns sodomizing a vile bigot

Why even live bros? They missed the opportunity to right so many historical wronga and educate children about the oppressive history of white people. Such a fucking disgrace…Still a fan but it pisses me off that they were too scared to tackle some serious historical injustices and expect this weak dogwhistle to quench our thirst for truth. We need a hip woke Doctor played by Idris Elba imo.

R: 24 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Fagthony Fagtano

BRO YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE SUBSCRIBERS

R: 55 / I: 8 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Why doesn't he just make Television and Movies?

R: 69 / I: 21 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Nicolas Winding Refn on His New Show

>"The whole idea was to create a show where women were the hope and where all the men were demolished."

What did he mean by this?

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ITT: /tv/ is now /mu/

Give me movie and/or television music as good as videogame music.

Protip: you might

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Christoph Waltz cast in Woody Allen's latest film

Before his previous film has even been released Woody is already back to work on another picture:

>Christoph Waltz, Gina Gershon and French actor Louis Garrel are set to star in Woody Allen’s new romantic comedy, which he starts filming in Spain’s Basque Country on July 10, its production company said Tu

>“The film tells the story of a US couple who come to the San Sebastian film festival,” Mediapro said in a statement.

>“The couple falls in love with the festival, as well as the beauty and charm of Spain and the fantasy of the world of cinema.

>“She has an affair with a brilliant French film director and he falls in love with a beautiful Spaniard who lives in the city.”

Is it medpilled?

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Was it anikino?

R: 101 / I: 25 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Too Old to Die Young

KOJIKINO IS OUT

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*Flops on you

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

What do you guys think of Lanthimos?

R: 86 / I: 31 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw Best Emma

R: 35 / I: 4 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Mel Gibson

Anyone hear of this actor before? He used to be kind of famous.

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Chernobyl (2019)

>Chernobyl is a five-part historical drama television miniseries created and written by Craig Mazin, and directed by Johan Renck. A co-production between HBO and Sky UK, it depicts the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of April 1986 and the unprecedented cleanup efforts that followed. It features an ensemble cast consisting of primarily European performers, led by Jared Harris, Stellan Skarsgård, Emily Watson, and Paul Ritter. The series premiered in the United States on May 6, 2019, and in the United Kingdom on May 7, 2019.

Now that the series is over and all five episodes have aired, what did /tv/ think of this historical drama? Was it kino? Was it woke?

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SNEED

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Too Many Movies

Is the lack of any modern movies worth watching a blessing in disguise? As it stands there are too many movies in the world for one person to watch them all in a lifetime. Has anyone here truly seen every movie there is to see? Every Hitchcock film? Every Tarkovsky film? Every Michael Bay film? I doubt it. The same is true for books, it's estimated that there are more than 130,000,000 published books in the world.

With so much content, how does one decide what they should spend their time on?

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kinography of the highest caliber

kinography of the highest caliber

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Chilean Tranny Boypussy - School

Why do they have speed limits in elementary schools?

So you can pick out the one you want.

Now, which one would you fucc?

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Where can I find the theatrical cut? I tried rutracker but they only got a couple of shitty 2gb rips with no english audio

R: 19 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw there hasn't been a good movie since jurassic park

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

No joke... Gay french guy become a fish

https://twitter.com/VICELANDFR/status/1140680507283234829

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Dumpf will get impeached soon!

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There can only be one

If you were going to disconnect your internet tomorrow and never use it again what media would you take with you? You can have 1 TV series, 1 movie and 1 album.

I assume none of you watch TV any more

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Does /tv/ like Phil Collins?

R: 30 / I: 8 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Why are the main female characters in TV shows always such annoying cunts?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Line of Descent, Brendan Fraser's Bollykino is set to release on Friday 21st June according to kikepedia. Get hyped.

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Why does reddit hate Tom Cruise? He seems like a cool and handsome guy and has been in many good movies.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

SUMMERTIME

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What are the best sportskinos? I think pic related is the only good sports movie this decade.

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>Transsexual actor Emma Flopson haven't had a role since 2017

How will Zachary Keith Hasbrouck ever recover?

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Livestream

This may be more /g/ territory, however I have a question on self-hosting a livestream.

>Have a few video media files on my pc

>Want to watch them in sync with long distance friends or at the office (not on my LAN)

>Cant use sites like youtube or twitch because they keep shutting me down for copyright infringement.

I have looked into the streaming capabilities of VLC but I can only find advice on streaming over LAN - I want to be able to connect remotely. The end game here is to circumvent copyright, have a database of TV shows and movies on my pc or external storage, and stream TV shows remotely from the office. If I can make this a public yet "self published" stream, I might even be able to take donations in return for show/episode requests.

How can this be done?

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What does /tv/ think of Gummo?

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Why David Benioff is a hack

NOW YOU KNOW

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Do yall have any clips of the duck scene from the House that Jack Built? Can't find it and don't wanna sit through the movie again just for that one part.

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>John Rambo has been spending his last years in Bowie, living with his caretaker and her daughter, Gabriella, whom

Rambo has grown closer to.

>Gabriella goes missing one day after a party, so Rambo decides to investigate. After killing the guards of the club she attended to, he interrogates the owner and finds out she was kidnapped and sold to the cartel.

>Rambo drives to the “Port of Guaymas”, a base of operations for the cartel, and confronts it's leader Hugo Martinez and his brother Victor. Rambo tries to fight 10 of his men to get to him, but is ultimately overpowered and left to die.

>On the verge of death, he gets rescued by Carmen, a woman whose sister was also kidnapped by the cartel when she was young. They both plot to rescue their loved ones and destroy the cartel.

>They track down the cartel's accountant, Robert Smidel, who knows the whereabouts of all the girls being trafficked. They kill their way

inside the mansion and eventually come face to face with Robert. After violently torturing him, Rambo gets the password to his laptop which contains all the info they need about the cartel, he also learns that Gabriella is being shipped off to Tokyo in a submarine next day from Guaymas. Rambo and Carmen part ways.

>The next day, he assaults the port and manages to rescue Gabriella. Unfortunately, Gabriella is shot and dies in his arms, which motivates him to return home for his guns then attack one of the cartel's banks. Inside the bank is Victor, who gets decapited by Rambo and his head sent to Hugo.

>Back at home, Rambo prepares for Hugo's attack planting mines and arming several sections of his house with everything from tripwires to C4 to machine guns.

>When Hugo and his men arrive to enact revenge, they all get plowed down for the entire third act. In the last scene, Rambo has a last fight with Hugo, culminating with him literally ripping off his neck and spine.

R: 37 / I: 3 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Tarantino's Trek

>Tarantino's a big TOS guy. He loved Abrams' 2009 reboot. His pitch is a big scramble of stuff he loves about TREK.

>Movie is basically STAR TREK: GENERATIONS 2.

>The stars would be Chris Pine, William Shatner, and Patrick Stewart. Essentially it's R-rated STAR TREK AVENGERS.

Thoughts?

R: 8 / I: 4 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Weird Al murders Bill Nye so bad Black Science Man has to save him

R: 72 / I: 13 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Dr. Sleep (The Shining Sequel)

OH NO NO NO NO

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

What's the tv and movie equivalent of bubble tea?

R: 9 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Spoilers

Spoilers for Quentin Tarantino's new movie!

>It's now August 8, 1969; Cliff and Rick return to the ranch and walk into a murder plot where Manson's female army have kidnapped Sharon and several others and prepare to massacre them in a ritualistic after party of sorts celebrating Hollywood violence by role-playing a live-violent exploitative film shoot of their own while murdering the hostages. Lee shows up to save the hostages and together with Rick and Cliff brutally defeat the Manson Family cult in a shoot out/kung-fu showdown. Sharon is saved and Rick and Cliff, despite their careers having not amounted to their ambitions, acknowledge it is the end of an era and that the Hollywood spirit will live on.

The movie ends with Bruce Lee and the two leads played by Brad Pitt and Leonardo DeVinci killing Charles Manson and all his female followers! Manson only has a few scenes in the movie where he says some really racist nonsense, which makes you happy when he gets brutally killed!

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

>"So what do you do?"

>.

>.

>

>.

> 1 1/2 hours later…

>.

>"I drive"

R: 36 / I: 6 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Paradise Hills (2019)

>A mysterious boarding school perfectly reforms wayward girls to fit their surroundings' exact desires.

>Starring Emma Roberts

Will it be kino?

R: 35 / I: 9 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

ITT best kinos of this decade

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Dark

Season 2 starts soon!

Anyone watch this show?

R: 121 / I: 26 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

HBO was Never Good

At least 90% of their programs have been dogshit. The idea that HBO is somehow higher quality than all the other trash being shoveled out by Hollywood is a meme perpetuated by HBO itself. Lets go through what they've made:

>Game of Thrones

Tits and Dragons, just your run of the mill pulpy sword and sorcery shit with a thin coat of Machiavellian paint.

>Band of Brothers

Muh Nazis!

>The Pacific

Muh Japs!

>Angels in America

Muh AIDs!

This shit is terrible, it's all crap. What have they done that's good? The Sopranos? Is that it? Is that the best they have, a show that ended mid scene because no one making it gave enough of a fuck to finish writing a scene about onion rings?

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

What movies does the FBI watch?

Recommend me some!

R: 26 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

AW HELL NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW

R: 19 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Pizzagate Protesters Crash 'All Ages' Drag Queen Show At Denver Comic Book Warehouse

Raven confirmed pedo

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

>Youtube kids is now promoting Braaaap Kino

BASED

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Who would you cast in a Hollywood adaptation of Dead or Alive Xtreme 3?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

The Devil's Hand

This dude is real into this saucy gal, but there's a problem, she's in a satanic cult!

YOWZA!

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

So How the fuck do you make a giallo that literally is a 70's film

I want to make shit that is literally from an era in overall quality to the perciseity, along with making bizarre ass ideas for films in general, Also any of you got ideas on how to do the Giallo genera of film? Pic related is some posters from the genera

R: 20 / I: 2 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

#MEtoo general

>Funimation whole legal defense is throwing #KickVic voice actors under the bus

Is #Kickvic the biggest failure of the #MEtoo movement?

R: 13 / I: 9 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Movies depicting any kind of witchcraft trials

I'm not only talking about movies about historical events such as the Salem trials. But any Medieval-Fantasy or Horror movie featuring a powerful group of religious zealots, with power to accuse any citizen of being a witch and thus punish her for it.

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

25 years since the OJ incident. He still dindu nuffin. I like how he's gotten a twitter account recently and has people seething already.

R: 18 / I: 7 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

WW1 Kino

R: 29 / I: 8 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Dumbo (2019)

Haven't watched this yet, but see there's a torrent out. Gonna go through and see if it's any good. Will post relevant clips in this thread. Has anyone seen it? Is it any good?

R: 12 / I: 8 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Post a pic/vid, get a movie recommendation.

R: 22 / I: 3 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

BLACKED Mirror

Wot if computah, but BAD?

R: 74 / I: 48 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Celebrities so disgusting they make you barf

Women who are unironically ugly with no charisma and low IQ who ruin movies just by being in them. Bonus points if you know for a fact they get roles by sleeping around. I'll start. Seperated by race

white (most likely jewish)

>Jessica Chastain

>Olivia Munn

>Jennifer Lawrence

>Anna Kendrick

>Anne Hathaway

>Vanessa Hudgens

>Jessica Biel

>Margot Robbie

>Mindy Kailing

black

>Tessa Thompson

>Zendaya

>Lupita Nyong'o

>Danai Gurira

These are the people killing your movies guys. Say something awful about these disgusting slags.

R: 8 / I: 6 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

2019 Summer Infinity Cup

GREETINGS /tv/

The Infinity Cup is returning once again, and 8chan's boards will be fighting it out on the pitch to claim divegrass supremacy. As a board that has participated in the Cup at one point or another in its history, you are invited to the reveal stream for 2019 Summer edition of the Cup. On Saturday June 22nd, at 3 PM EDT/7 PM UTC, on cytu.be/r/8cup I'll be giving you guys an early look at the Cup's 5th edition, which will include revamped aesthetics, team stadiums and other quality of life improvements I've figured out how to do in PES 17. Hopefully this will get anons back on board with the Cup, considering it has struggled mightily since its 2nd incarnation.

So how is it going to go down? I'll be staging a couple of exhibition matches between teams using their rosters from the last Cup, and we'll shitpost our merry way through the stream. Once the stream ends, entries will be open for the Cup, and boards can start putting together/editing their rosters and kits. Entries will close in early July, the field will be determined, and the Group Draw will take place approximately a week before the Cup kicks off in August. I'm also hoping to possibly introduce managers for the Cup, although I'm still working out the details to keep this from devolving into a namefag dick measuring contest. I hope you all will tune in, and in case you aren't caught up on your board's history, I've provided some links below to get you caught up:

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//tv/

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//tv//Roster

http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//tv//Stats

>>>/8cup/3041

R: 58 / I: 25 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

>he doesn't like Bubblegum Crisis

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

ARE YOU READY FOR TRUE CLOVERKINO???

>In an April 2018 conference at CinemaCon, Abrams stated that "we're actually developing a true, dedicated Cloverfield sequel." He also said that the sequel would be released theatrically, a departure from the previous installment, The Cloverfield Paradox, which was only released on Netflix. Abrams went on to say that the Cloverfield sequel is coming "very soon."

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Zombiethon!!!

On Cytube, check out Cowdog's Horror Barn, 60+ zombie movies and series episodes. If you love zombies this is a good collection.

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

I wont let you post until you triforce.

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This is no joke I'm Elon Musk the founder of 2ch and the distributer of CP.

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Kike and kikey cringe at Rick and Morty

>Even Justin is aware

Kino, pure kino

R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Chad Stahelski

>ex-stuntman

>chad aesthetic

>square jaw

>masculine

>alpha male

>good looking

>decided action films in the modern age were shit

>goes on to make 3 films of arguably the greatest action series in western cinema

>literally called Chad

this guy is a meme right?

R: 20 / I: 3 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Miami Connection

Miami Connection is pure kino, its pure passion like Plan 9 From Outer Space but actually decently executed.

Prove me wrong /tv/

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I don't get it.

R: 12 / I: 7 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>Woah you're trans? Being trans takes huge strength of mind.

What did she mean by this?

R: 34 / I: 11 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Astronaut Equals Ass

Why are movies about space and astronauts so fucking dull? They feel less like actual stories or films and more like NASA public relations pictures. There is nothing interesting about a guy sitting in a room talking to other guys sitting in a different room, while they act like this shit is super intense and exciting.

"Oh no, what if the pod stops working? I'll die!"

I hope you do, faggot. I hope you do.

R: 49 / I: 18 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

The Sad Truth About The Current Year

No good movies.

Really, you can go through and look at all the movies being released this year. None of them are good, most of them are bad, and only a few of them are okay. This is the sad state of motion pictures. Pretty soon there will be nothing for us to talk about here on /tv/ and we're going to have to stop being NEETs. The janitors will have nothing to moderate, and we'll all have to move on. It would seem that we are in the twilight of our time.

/tv/ is dead, long live /tv/!

R: 56 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

The Self-Hating Jew

>Frederic Raphael, who co-authored the Eyes Wide Shut script with Kubrick, says that the director once remarked that "Hitler was right about almost everything", and insisted that any trace of Jewishness be expunged from the Eyes Wide Shut script.

>Kubrick's supposed relationship to his own ethnicity deeply troubled Raphael, a fellow Jew. Raphael was further puzzled over Kubrick's cryptic praise for Hitler, unable to decide if Kubrick was jesting.

>Raphael was equally puzzled by Kubrick's trashing of Schindler's List. After Raphael mentioned Schindler’s List, Kubrick replied: “Think that's about the Holocaust? That was about success, wasn't it? The Holocaust is about six million people who get killed. 'Schindler's List’ is about 600 who don't."[4] Kubrick's friend Steven Spielberg, the director of the film, disbelievingly responded that he "didn't recognize the voice of Stanley" in Raphael's interviews.

>Herr wrote that Kubrick was sent VHS tapes from American friends of NFL Football, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, and other television shows that he could not get in the United Kingdom. Kubrick told Siskel that he was not anti-American and thought that America was a good country, though he did not think that Ronald Reagan was a good president. In the interview, he also predicted an economic meltdown worldwide by pointing out to Siskel that most of the major banks in the United States held dubious foreign bonds as collateral and huge third world loans treated as assets.

>As far as Kubrick's views on welfare and taxation, according to Ian Watson, Kubrick said of the pre-1997 Labour Party that "If the Labourites ever get in, I’ll leave the country." Watson claims that Kubrick feared being ruined by tax-the-rich policies and was opposed to welfare in general.

Holy shit, Kubrick really was /ourguy/.

In all seriousness, Kubrick's self-hatred for his religion as well as socialist policies makes sense but its shocking for him to even go as far calling out the Holocaust, what was his game? Or really, what was the reason for his honesty? I'm not sure if it's a legitment grip he has with Jews and his Jewish upbringing or if it's just goy-baiting but there is something weird in seeing Kubrick making these kind of remarks. Especially since he even planned his own Holocaust film but canceled it after he discovered Spielberg was going to make his own. Maybe he was going to reveal that it was all a hoax or wasn't as bad as it was going to be? Who knows.

R: 87 / I: 25 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Girl (2018)

>Determined 15-year-old Lara is committed to becoming a professional ballerina. With the support of his father, he throws himself into this quest for the absolute at a new school. Lara's adolescent frustrations and impatience are heightened as he realizes his body does not bend so easily to the strict discipline because he was born a boy.

This film won countless awards and nearly made it to the Oscars, but was stopped because many trans activists believed that it would be negative press for them as the film ends with the main character castrating himself with household scissors in his bedroom. Watching the film myself, I think this is going to be one of those films that is remembered in history because of its cultural significance. It is clearly propaganda, like most films, but it is propaganda they decided wasn't suitable for the masses.

Has /tv/ seen this film, and if so, what did you all think of it?

R: 19 / I: 8 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

is this the only masterpiece in recent years?

R: 74 / I: 12 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Domino - Directed by Brian De Palma

>A Copenhagen police officer seeks justice for his partner's murder by a mysterious man.

Why isn't this movie from the director of Scarface, Phantom of the Paradise, and so many other classics being more heavily advertised?

Brian De Palma is up there with George Lucas and Martin Scorsese. It's insane that this movie is being slipped into theaters later this month with no real marketing campaign. The plot is apparently about an African terrorist working for the CIA and being tracked down by a Danish comic. Starring a bunch of actors from Game of Thrones.

R: 25 / I: 6 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Charlie's Angels (2019)

>Reboot of the 2000 action comedy based on the 1970s television series. A new generation of private detectives working for the mysterious Charlie.

Any news?

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>Trannies and feminists done more to turn people against LGBT than /pol/

JUST

R: 59 / I: 48 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

BRIE LARSON GENERAL

Second edition, here we talk about her, she's perfect and beautiful

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

What is the 'Please Please Me' of films?

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Downloading Films off Raiplay

How do I download films such as this off raiplay? https://www.raiplay.it/video/2017/10/Un-uomo-dalla-pelle-dura-4bac0c50-335d-46a8-a395-7540d95cecdc.html

Pic related is another one I want to download as well

R: 40 / I: 3 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

What's the best movie about Anne Frank?

Are any of them accurate to her sexual preferences?

R: 17 / I: 3 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Ana De Armas raped Keanu while roleplaying as his loli schoolgirl daughter

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Good Looking Thai posters?

Anybody got some good looking Thai posters for non thai films, Wanna know a general basis for them and their style, I will start with a few here

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Dumbo

Whad did Disney mean by this?

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

what did you think of it?

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

>i have 0 kids

>i have been divorced 0 times

How is this even possible? What can we do about this /tv/?

R: 28 / I: 11 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Aerobicide (1987)

>Two years ago, a young woman named Valerie was burned after entering a tanning salon. Now, her twin sister, Rhonda, runs a local gym where, all of a sudden, people are being murdered.

Also known as Killer Workout!

Get ready for the time of you life, /tv/, because this is a bonafide flick!

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Why is Gahoole so depressed?

I feel bad for you bro…

Fuck Raven.

R: 22 / I: 10 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Harry Potter (2001-2011)

>Harry Potter is an orphaned boy brought up by his unkind Muggle (non-magical) aunt and uncle. At the age of eleven, half-giant Rubeus Hagrid informs him that he is actually a wizard and that his parents were murdered by an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort. Voldemort also attempted to kill one-year-old Harry on the same night, but his killing curse mysteriously rebounded and reduced him to a weak and helpless form. Harry became extremely famous in the Wizarding World as a result. Harry begins his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and learns about magic. During the year, Harry and his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger become entangled in the mystery of the Philosopher's Stone which is being kept within the school.

Never watched this before, what am I in for?

R: 46 / I: 8 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

GAHOOLE NEW KINO IS OUT

R: 23 / I: 4 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I AM NO MAN

R: 70 / I: 9 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

The Art of Self-Defense (2019)

Karate is strange, yes? Very much so.

R: 104 / I: 10 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

The 9th Film From Cucktin Cuckatino

I heard from someone who saw it at Cannes that it does the whole Inglorious Bastards thing where Charles Manson gets killed at the end and Sharon Tate doesn't die.

Can we all agree that Cuckatino peaked in the 1990s and has been treading water ever since?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

>mfw it's monday

Anyways movies are dog shit and gahoole is an ogre

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

ITT post G4 kino

R: 42 / I: 17 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Too BTFO To Be Incel

Finished watching it. Here's my overview/explanation if you aren't gonna watch it yourself (You should if you don't have a more valuable use of your time)

>First episode establishes our first main character - Martin Jones, a Hapa dirty cop. His partner Larry (a nigger) is killed by some spic named Jesus, who was avenging his dead druglord mother. Martin calls up "Damian" - A black gang leader who Martin used to work for/works for. Damian doesn't know who Jesus is and assigns Martin a target. Martin also fucks a 17 year old yuppie girl (Janey) to the sarcastic objections of her rich father (Theo) Larry's hwyte GF tries to blackmail Martin for drug money by exposing his statutory rape to the cops and Martin just tells her "no" like a chad. Damian and his crew find Larry's GF and beat/rape her because she owed them money or something. They give Martin a gun and give him the choice to "put her out of her misery" or not. It's not shown whether Martin kills her.

>Episode Two establishes our second set of main characters. Jesus (who is the nephew of Don Roberto, a cartel leader in mexico) arrives in Mexico after killing Larry. He meets Don Roberto (who is crippled and has a colonoscopy bag), Miguel (The Don's son), and Yaritza (A mystic that the Don supposedly found in the desert). The cartel and the Mexican police maintain tepid peace because of Roberto. Miguel wants to declare all-out war on the Mexican police force, and is hoping his father dies soon. During a game of police vs. cartel soccer, Roberto suddenly dies. The police captain comes to Roberto's funeral and extends peace to Don Miguel. Miguel doesn't respond. Later, the entire police force is captured by the cartel and executed by Miguel and Jesus.

>Episodes 3-5 focus on Martin. He is promoted to his Department's Homicide unit as a Detective. He also continues his job working as a hitman for Damian. Investigating the murder of a pedophile, Martin finds the suspect is another hitman, named Viggo. Viggo works with Diana, a victim advocate and mystic. She supplies him with information about pedophiles, molesters, and rapists. Martin and Viggo begin to work together as hitmen. Martin's coworkers at the PD are all childish assholes who he ignores. Damian assigns martin a new target, a korean guy, but suspiciously gives almost no reason for the hit. Martin tracks down the korean guy and questions him, which reveals he owes Damian only $8k. Martin and the korean go to the asian mafia to get the money. Hideo Kojima cuts a finger off the korean with a katana and gives him the money. Martin returns to Damian with the korean and the money and requests that he doesn't work for Damian anymore. Damian negotiates with Martin and finds him more "moral" targets. Martin is assigned to kill two rape pornographer brothers in New Mexico. He drives down to New Mexico and tracks the targets to a local bar. He fraternizes with the targets until they bring him to their "studio" to film a porno. As Martin is about to get derobed, he kills one of the targets and a slut before sweeping the studio for the other. The other target seemingly fled the studio. Martin returns to his car, where the second target jumps out and starts shooting. Martin books it and the second target follows in an electric car, in a chase that lasts 8 hours. Eventually Martin and his pursurers are in the desert. The second target uses the last of his ammo to fire at Martin. The electric car's battery runs out, and Martin uses the opportunity to reverse and ram the second target, severely injuring him. Right before Martin kills him, the second target tells him about some girl he has locked up in the desert. Martin forces the target to lead him to the girl, who is buried in a ventilated coffin. Martin forces the target at gunpoint to dig the girl out with his bare hands. Just as he finishes, the target rushes to stab Martin with a switchblade and fails, getting shot. Martin tries to comfort the girl, but she takes the dropped switchblade and stabs him in the side. Martin crawls away.

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>literally a horse fucking zoophilia channel on youtube

https://youtube.com/channel/UC0gPF_KkMe2mEu17QazFQbQ

<apparently okay by jewtube standards

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Swap Meet (1979)

What was this film's ethos?

R: 34 / I: 14 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Resident Evil Transpocalypse

Bombing some scientific truths.

R: 14 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

T H I S I S W H A T T H E Y T O O K F R O M U S

IS THIS HOW AN ETHNOSTATE WOULD LOOK?

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Kinos about this aesthetic?

R: 52 / I: 17 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Woody Allen

What does /tv/ think of this living legend?

R: 30 / I: 5 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

The Films of J. J. Abrams

>Mission Impossible 3

A sequel and Tom Cruise vehicle. In interviews Cruise openly admits he hired J.J. because of his television work and his ability to follow orders.

>Star Trek

Reboot/Remake that shit all over the themes and atmosphere of the original series.

>Super 8

"Homage" to Spielberg movies.

>Star Trek Into Darkness

Sequel to a terrible film, equally as bad.

>The Force Awakens

Reboot/Remake of Star Wars that shits all over the original films.

>The Rise of Skywalker

Sequel to a terrible film, will likely be his worst film to date.

Has there ever been a worse director than Jew Jew Abrams?

R: 14 / I: 6 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Wow, this is powerful

R: 126 / I: 20 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Who took the photo?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Internet commenters are criticizing Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for an Instagram photo he posted of his daughter, Jasmine, swimming in the pool.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/people-criticizing-dwayne-rock-johnson-192500707.html

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)

>Velvet Buzzsaw is a thriller set in the contemporary art world scene of Los Angeles where big money artists and mega-collectors pay a high price when art collides with commerce. Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Tom Sturridge, Natalia Dyer, Daveed Diggs, Billy Magnussen, and John Malkovich star in the new mind-bending film written and directed by Dan Gilroy.

Dan Gilroy also directed Nightcrawler and Roman J. Israel. He also fucked Angelina Jolie.

R: 31 / I: 20 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

D.E.B.S. (2004)

What was it about the early 2000s which created films like this? There's a specific aesthetic here that I don't know how to describe.

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

The Lighthouse (2019)

From the Director of the VVitch. Anyone know when it's supposed to come out?

R: 54 / I: 19 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Bella Thorne Shares Nude Photos On Twitter After A Hacker Threatened To Release Them

I only found these three following pics via an image search for “Bella Thorne nude photos Twitter”, are there more?

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/15/entertainment/bella-thorne-nude-photos-hack/index.html

June 15, 2019

Bella Thorne shares nude photos on Twitter after a hacker threatened to release them

(CNN) Bella Thorne shared nude photos of herself Saturday after she said a hacker threatened her with them.

"For the last 24 hours I have been threatened with my own nudes," the 21-year-old actress, model and singer wrote in a note posted on Twitter alongside screenshots of text message conversations with the alleged hacker, who said he had pictures and videos of her.

"I feel gross," she added, "I feel watched, I feel someone has taken something from me that I only wanted one special person to see."

Thorne said she was releasing the pictures because "it's MY DECISION" and "NOW U DON'T GET TO TAKE YET ANOTHER THING FROM ME."

"I can sleep tonight better knowing I took my power back," Thorne wrote. "U can't control my life u never will."

CNN called the phone number of the alleged hacker, which appeared in the screenshots, but has not heard back.

It was just last year that Thorne revealed she was physically and sexually abused as a child.

She's the latest celebrity to have her privacy violated as a result of hacking. Several years ago, a slew of famous women – including Jennifer Lawrence, Aubrey Plaza and Kate Upton – had their private photos hacked and shared online.

"Just because I'm a public figure, just because I'm an actress, does not mean that I asked for this," Lawrence told Vanity Fair at the time her photos were shared. "It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It's my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting."

R: 20 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Michael Bay

He's cool.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Match Point (2005)

Is this Woody Allen's best film?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

I've been marathoning Blue Velvet for the last few days. I'm about 40 minutes into it. Should I finish the marathoning right now?

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

WARNING FOR ELSAPOSTERS

FROZEN 2 IS COAL BURNING PROPAGANDA!

THIS GUY IS PLAYING ELSA'S LOVE INTEREST!

DELETE YOUR ELSA FOLDERS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! NEVER TRUST THE MOUSE!

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The Hollywood Horror Movie Formula

X plus Evil = Horror Film

X equals anything that white people have fond or reverent feelings towards. Take something that white people view to be innocent or wholesome, and make it evil. That is the formula.

R: 41 / I: 14 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Scenes from your Life

Depicted through cinema.

R: 58 / I: 17 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

I Love White Men - Film Fundraiser

>"In my four years of living in New York, I've only ever swiped right on white guys on Tinder."

>After realizing she spent four years on Tinder swiping right on exclusively white men, a young Singaporean woman found herself plagued with one simple question: Why??? In this auto-fictional stand-up drama, YY takes us through her investigative journey through white worship and postcolonial baggage, attempting to uncover how we can work through our own problematic desires.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/i-love-white-men-at-ars-nova-s-ant-fest#/

Will it be kino?

R: 78 / I: 19 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

OY voy Godzilla king of monster a flop goy!

== Only watch Disney and marvel

Movies! ==

R: 28 / I: 21 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

A Rainy Day In New York

Woody Allen's film that was shelved just got a trailer!

Man, it's a little weird that Woody, a guy who's been accused of being a pedophile, would be making a movie where Elle Fanning falls in lover with a movie director played by Liev Schrieber. I wonder what he was implying here.

R: 102 / I: 17 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The Acting Career of Emma Watson

>be the spoiled daughter of two wealthy lawyers

>get cast in some weird wizard shit at 9 years old

>spend your entire childhood being the fap fuel for a bunch of bullied bozos

>finally finish with all the magic mumbo jumbo but not before losing your youthful good looks

>find no one wants to hire you for anything other than YA novel adaptations based on name alone

>suck up to Sofia Coppola and beg her to cast you in her next movie

>get a secondary role playing sidekick to a hapa

>afterwards get some lame cameo in a DUDE WEED LMAO movie

>get super lucky and land a role in a Darren Aronofsky film

>it flops

>do a couple indie movies

>they both flop

>sell your soul to the Mouse and get the job portraying a cartoon character

Has there ever been a sadder life than that of Emma the Expired?

R: 11 / I: 4 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Jessica Biel is /ourgirl/

R: 14 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Venom

They making a sequel or what?

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Emma Stone Can't Stop Flirting with Ryan Gosling

R: 56 / I: 23 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The absolute state of Gal Gadot

>when some random cosplayer makes a better WW than you

R: 27 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Cinematic Soundtracks

As it currently stands, most films being released today have shit music. Whether they consist of nothing but songs that were on the top of the charts while the movie was being finished, or whether they consist of 80s nostalgia bait, most soundtracks are nothing more than mixtapes in the vein of a Cuckatino flick. Lets ignore all that bullshit for a bit and post the sort of the stuff that actually elevates a film.

Starting with Duel of the Fates by John Williams.

R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>they predicted it

Was Tom and Jerry based?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Mr. Stink (2012)

What was the occult meaning laced throughout this film's stitches?

R: 34 / I: 11 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Excalibur (1981)

>Merlin the magician helps Arthur Pendragon unite the Britons around the Round Table of Camelot, even as dark forces conspire to tear it apart.

Directed by John Boorman (Deliverance, Zardoz) and adapted from the book by Thomas Mallory, this is the best movie about Excalibur, Merlin, and Arthurian Lore ever made. And aside from perhaps Lord of the Rings, it's the best sword and sorcery movie ever made as well. This is a must watch film for fantasy fans and anyone who enjoys European culture.

R: 30 / I: 5 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

9mm bullet ricochets off armadillo and hits shooter's mother-in-law

>9mm could’ve even kill a armadillo

>Comments full of butt hurt 9mmfags

Oh no no no no

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

That Movie About the Killer Dress

>in the vein of Dario Argento and David Lynch

Why are all modern film makers such hacks? All they can do is rip off other people's styles.

R: 96 / I: 16 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Primal - New Animated Kino from Genndy Tartakovsky

Tartakovsky made Samurai Jack, the good Clone Wars cartoon, and quite a few other great animated shows.

R: 37 / I: 5 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Compulsion

I love this movie. Anyone else watch it?

R: 92 / I: 35 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>Nintendo just won E3

>((Mark)) already on a banning and deleting spree because he hate banjo and Kazooie

Oh no no no no

R: 73 / I: 17 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Actors Who Took the High Road

I am going to feature some living Actors that I enjoy with Films and TV that I enjoy, the focus being actors that shunned the degenerate lifestyle. Now there is no real criteria but its only men to prevent waifufagging. Without further ado our first feature someone everyone should be at least familiar with: == Kyle Machlahan ==

>Scottish, Cornish, German

>Married Once

>Lynchs Muse

>Hot Wife

<Only 1 Kid

<Banged Lara Flynn Boyle and let her make adjustments so that Cooper didnt bang Audrey

Some of his Kino Achievements include: Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, Showgirls but did you know he was also in Portlandia of course you did, Inside Out and the Flintstones? But more esoteric is his series of videos he does of his dogs with his wife "Mookie and Sam www.mookieandsam.com. He also owns a winery "Pursued By Bear"

This concludes my Book Report tune in next time Im gonna discuss Gary Oldman.

If any anons want to discuss their own heroes go ahead

R: 77 / I: 18 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>apply to job

>buy new tuxedo

>spend hours preparing

>nervous but excited

>interview goes great

>can you start monday?

>y-y-y-yes of course!

>*door swings open*

>*enter tainted goblin*

>lol xddd if's dusf a frank bro, your dusf gof drollzed and will be unemfloyed forevah!!

>never apply to a job again

http://archive.is/cOHjn

R: 14 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Kino about black on black Violence

R: 12 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

What are some must-watch dupimes?

R: 85 / I: 29 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Lovecraftian horror

No soy, no gore, just something so disturbing and psychologically unsettling you almost can't look at it straight on without risking your sanity

>pic related

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

shouldn't it be called Alien vs Alien? they're both aliens.

R: 9 / I: 5 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

He's still wearing that fucking shirt.

R: 16 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw 12 core/24 thread amd cpu coming out so I can finally transcode a kino while playing vidya

R: 107 / I: 15 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Here is a picture of Emma Stone and her Oscar. Why doesn't Emma Watson have an Oscar?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Sharks swim around the world, ergo it is not flat.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Your mamma's series.

HBO's explicit teen drama Euphoria features over 30 penises in the first episode.

https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a27965066/euphoria-hbo-30-penises-nudity-sex-drugs/

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Is this the start of an epic new kino?

imagine if zach was born female like this hapa, I would cum buckets

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Razorcuck btfo on Blade Runner 2049

also blade runner thread

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Alex Kurtzmann Fired? Star Trek Picard, Discovery & Tarantino Updates

Is there a fate worse than being a showrunner for modern Trek?

>discovery was a bomb

>last movie was a flop

>picard show in trouble

the fact that they have to make a picard show and go back to the original timeline after they botched every attempt post into darkness is telling

R: 44 / I: 11 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Weekly Film Club: George of the Jungle 2

>Guileless, feral man-child George (Christopher Showerman) is back living in his African home with his bride, Ursula (Julie Benz), and their son, George Jr. (Angus T. Jones), but the family is called back to the United States to help an old friend. While they are in Las Vegas, Ursula's old beau, Lyle (Thomas Haden Church), and her mother, Beatrice (Christina Pickles), conspire to keep her in "civilization," while engineering the destruction of George's jungle habitat.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS:Con Men & Grifters

R: 13 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Cuba Groping Jr.

OH NO NO NO

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cuba-gooding-jr-to-turn-himself-in-to-police-groping-allegation-new-york-city-2019-06-12/

Grabbing women's breasts at a night club is now illegal or something?

Sounds like a (((Hollywood is Purity))) LARP.

R: 42 / I: 7 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Four Mega-Franchises and a Woke Lecture Die at the Box Office

http://archive.is/kpFuV

>This weekend’s box office wiped out two franchises, cemented the failure of two others, and mercy-killed one of those woke entries only pompous critics adore.

>We’ll start with Men in Black: International, which is doing even worse than those already-dire predictions of $30 million. Deadline reports this stinker will open to a pathetic $25 million, which is less than half of what all three of its predecessors opened to. Even the 22-year-old original launched with $51 million in 22-year-old dollars.

>As I mentioned in my review, MIB4 has no swagger, no sex appeal, and no laughs; just a confusing story, bad special effects, and a bland leading man who is treated like an imbecile because he’s white and hetero and we must now grovel before the woke.

>This is the second franchise Hemsworth has helped destroy by allowing himself to be publicly emasculated. The first was that dreadful Ghostbusters remake.

>Samuel L. Jackson’s Shaft had been projected to land in the $15 to $20 million range. In the real world it crash landed at $8 million.

>Well, for whatever lunatic reason, Warner Bros. decided to turn a 48-year-old franchise built on grit and testosterone into a lame family sitcom.

>The original Shaft, the 1971 masterpiece that currently sits at number 59 on my list of the greatest American movies of all time, personified cool, sex, masculinity, and what it means to be one man against the system. And while I’m as much of a purist as any rabid movie fan, that doesn’t mean I’m unreasonable. For example, John Singleton’s 2000 sequel/remake, which is also called Shaft, is pretty freakin’ great.

>But when I saw the trailer for this-third-movie-called-Shaft — you gotta be kidding me. This is like turning the James Bond franchise into a musical, or Tootsie 2 into a psychological thriller, or Caddyshack 3 into a monster movie

>There’s a fan base for this brand. Back in 2000, Shaft opened to $22 million and I would have happily stood in line to watch Roundtree take his iconic character into 2019, but that trailer was flat-out depressing.

>Another bomb is Mindy Kaling’s Late Night, which was sold as woke-female-of-color-lecture, because we all go to the movies to get talked down to. Oh, wait — actually we don’t, which is why, like a third-wave feminist on her honeymoon, this wide release is just lying there and not doing anything with a pathetic $4.5 million opening.

>Rocketman is officially toast. In its third weekend, the Elton John biopic has grossed just $65 million. What was supposed to be this year’s Bohemian Rhapsody will make about a third of that blockbuster.

>And then there’s Dark Phoenix, whose feminist superpower is the ability to kill a beloved, 20-year-old franchise. With a second weekend collapse of 77 percent, X-Men 10 will sit at a measly $50 million after ten days — which means it will not even clear $100 million domestic and possibly gross less than $200 million worldwide. That adds up to another $100 million loss.

>Woke killed the summer box office.

>Yep, Trump broke Hollywood.

>Man, I miss T&A.

R: 47 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Sofia Coppola

Is this her magnum opus?

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

I like the b-grade sci-fi slop I find on Netflix. Its comfy and fills time as I lie in bed. This movie was really bad but who cares, yet Hillary Swank being in slop like this is amazing. Is she the hard up? Is Netflix paying so much?

R: 121 / I: 32 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Everyone seems to love this show but I watched the first two episodes and it seemed like generic haremshit. Does it get better later on?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Is it kino? It is!

R: 48 / I: 11 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Mark Hamill Schools ‘Embarrassment-In-Chief’ With History Lesson From 1787

DUP BTFO BY LUKE

Reminder there is nothing more American than shitting on your sitting President

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

when is this gonna be in guardians of the galaxy?

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Kojima the movie critic

He does a better job than any of those "professional movie critics"

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?

I can't find the title of this movie, all I have are these webms.

Anyone know what it's called?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Apocalypse now

I kind of like these guys' take on some of my favorite movies of the 70s and 80s. In a music video. Featuring Trump. LOL or what? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCyXnPTR1e8

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

R: 117 / I: 22 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Watchmen (2009)

>In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.

Why can't any other capeshit flicks come close to this film's level of quality. It looks good, it sounds good, and it makes you think. So why do /co/cksuckers hate Zack Snyder so much when he's given them the only super hero film worth watching?

R: 28 / I: 6 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Jennifer's Body (2009)

>A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

So why didn't she show her tits?

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Was he a white supremacist?

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Game of Thrones

What was the meaning of Gregor Clegane, the Mountain, Ser Robert Strong, the Enormity that Rides?

What was he?

R: 51 / I: 12 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

THAT PEDO DID IT AGAIN!

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Hollywood

What does Hollywood mean to you?

R: 132 / I: 20 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

What is your honest opinion of Nolan's movies?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

The Hummingbird Project (2019)

Pretty okay.

R: 76 / I: 12 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Welcome to the N.H.K. (2006)

Based on the novel and manga by Tatsuhiko Takimoto, this show gives us a glimpse into the life of Tatsuhiro Satō a 22-year-old NEET living in early 2000s Japan. This is probably the most popular piece of media about a NEET ever made. Chances are if you're browsing 8chan you've already watched it. So the real question is, /tv/, how long until Hollywood gets their claws on this thing and makes a live action Netflix series starring Jaden Smith as Sato, and Elle Fanning as Misaki? I give it a decade at most before we hear that someone has bought the rights.

R: 17 / I: 8 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

If you are new here

Don't trust Ravenn poster. He's a real pedophile.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

cordup btfo

R: 15 / I: 4 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

IS LAURENCE FISHBURNE HUWITE?!

R: 7 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw there will never be a new super mario bros movie

just end it fam

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Princess (2014, Israel)

>Twelve-year-old Adar (Shira Haas) is just entering puberty — she has her first period during the story’s progress — as a perpetually truant student at a school for the gifted that she’s at risk of being expelled from. Mostly, however, she just stays at home, where she can hardly help but notice the very amorous dynamic between her mother, Alma (Keren Mor), and her boyfriend, Michael (Ori Pfeffer), which excites her curiosity. There’s also a sexual tinge to the horseplay she enjoys with the handsome, affable Michael, who also frequently just hangs out at home — he’s lost his teaching job, a fact that seems to bother him much less than it does hospital employee Alma. Even Mom, however, succumbs to the pervasive air of drowsy, eroticized indolence during her non-working hours.

I won't lie to you, filthy goyim - it's shit. This supposed kosher cunny kino literally gave me zer0 erections. The girl has a weird face and even weirder body proportions, and no khazar milkers… but you goys don't deserve any better hehe:^)

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

The Chosen One

>Determined to bring a Zika vaccine to the remote Pantanal, three doctors clash with a faith healer and are pulled deeper into the mysteries of his cult.

How will vaxxers ever recover?

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

OH NO NO NO

R: 18 / I: 9 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

This man is 56 years old.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

How will Gunt ever recover?

R: 9 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Who remembers this show? Why was it popular again?

R: 71 / I: 45 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

What's your favorite anime?

R: 40 / I: 7 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Blade Runner 2077

Can't believe a second sequel is already coming out.

R: 30 / I: 5 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Nearly Every American Is On Their Phone Or Tablet While Watching TV

Got and The Walking Dead are prefect examples of tv shows that have adopted a policy of playing to the brain-dead cellphone addicted social media crowd.

And the result is that viewers spend most of the episode mindlessly scrolling thru their phones while the characters just recycle the same tired dialog over and over or simply emote at each other and when a sexy/scary/action scene happens, the viewers look up and immediately post to social media about how “fuck’n kewl!” the tv show is…

TV has become all about catering to the ADD-addled cellphone addicted social media crowd solely to get up-votes, so why bother with intricate plots and well developed storylines when your audience isn’t watching anyways?

https://qz.com/1641097/mary-meeker-report-nearly-every-american-is-on-their-phone-or-tablet-while-watching-tv/

June 12, 2019

Nearly every American is on their phone or tablet while watching TV

It’s not just you, it’s nearly everyone.

Roughly 88% of Americans use a second device, like a phone or a tablet, while watching TV, according to the longtime internet researcher and venture capitalist Mary Meeker. She released her annual Internet trends report today (June 11).

Using data from Nielsen, her slides also show that most TV watchers were doing what you might call “research” on these devices, with 71% looking up content related to the program they were watching, and 41% are messaging friends or family about what’s on their TV screen.

Meeker also showed, based on eMarketer data, that Americans spend an average of 3.6 hours on their phones or tablets every day, up from 3.3 last year, and up from 0.3 hours just a decade ago. Also, the amount of time the US spends on its phones has finally surpassed the amount of time spent watching TV.

Americans are also increasingly watching videos on the mobile devices, instead of the larger screens they may own. In 2018, 28% of all the time Americans spent watching footage daily was on mobile, according to Meeker’s report.

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Bella Leaks

So, apparently her snapchat got hacked and some nudes leaked. Does anyone have more?

R: 21 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

>It wasn’t poor ratings or poor Merchandise sales that killed the Rugrats

>Nor the movies or all grown up

>It was Jewish Divorce lawyers

JUST

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

This is the kind of thinking I can get behind

R: 10 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Dyke Kino

Is this the best best piece of gay propaganda ever produced?

R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Why did everybody hate Chris?

R: 32 / I: 8 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

hippo-toothed amerimutt from stranger things made a prank show where he fucks with the unemployed

i'm surprised there isn't already a thread about this. so goys, what's the verdict? is this based, or just cruel and disgusting?

>Per Deadline, the “terrifying and hilarious” Prank Encounters eschews the Punk’d ethos—where you were really only in trouble if you were friends-of-a-friend with Ashton Kutcher, or an open, car-loving wound like Zach Braff—in favor of people who think they’re starting the first day of a part-time job. These lucky “contestants”—already presumably freaked out by the tenuous specter of employment in the modern economy—are then subjected to “business as usual until their paths collide and these part-time jobs turn into full-time nightmares.”

https://news.avclub.com/gaten-matarazzos-cool-new-netflix-prank-show-is-all-abo-1835529125?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=avclub_copy&utm_campaign=top

R: 23 / I: 6 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

The Aftermath (2019)

>be a limey scoondigger in the second world war

>see your mates get turned to mice meat by the krauts

>grow to hate your enemy

>win the war

>once it's over get a job rebuilding the battered Germany

>move your family there

>wife cucks you for an Aryan ubermensch

Lads…

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Too Old to Die Young (2019-)

New series by Nicolas Winding Refn!

Out now!

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

What are some pure, wholesome kinos?

R: 23 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Got to see this last tuesday

>zero likeable characters.

>there literally is no point to the whole thing, it's a bad ripoff of Taxi Driver, Falling Down and King of Comedy with Batman characters, and then it ends with an ill fitting Sinatra song and you're left with "wtf i just saw".

AMA

R: 70 / I: 33 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

L O S T thread

>It's a 'Sawyer & Freckles' episode

How many times do you think they banged while Jack was fetching water?

Jackfags stay out.

R: 64 / I: 9 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Watto did nothing wrong; Qui-Gon was the real Jew

>Be humble merchant in the Outer Rim

>Jedi from the Core Worlds comes needing parts for his ship

>Offers you Core World credits, which are completely worthless in the Outer Rim

>Decline this one sided trade offer, not willing to ruin your livelihood

>Jedi attempts to deprive you of your free will and rob you using evil magic

Watto did nothing wrong. Qui-Gon was an irrational and malicious douchebag.

R: 39 / I: 30 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

White saviour trope absolutely BTFO Aryan roasties on suicide watch

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Booksmart

What did we all think of based booksmart?

The bit where they didn't fuck AT ALL was so good. So gooooood!

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEED

R: 83 / I: 28 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

ITT: novels that should be adapted into anime.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

How did Rian incorporate this scene perfectly into the island's introduction?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

I'm a big shitposter

R: 21 / I: 5 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

'Shazam,' 'Pikachu' And 'Godzilla 2' Struggled Overseas Thanks To China And 'Avengers

Oy voy! Believe non-Disney movies are flopping goy!

Why are movie journalists so desperate to push anything that isn’t Disney flops narrative?

https://web.archive.org/web/20190615021149/https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/06/14/box-office-avengers-endgame-aladdin-shazam-godzilla-pokemon-pikachu-lego-warner-disney/amp/

R: 23 / I: 4 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

You ard A TOY!

R: 6 / I: 4 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Svengahoolie

It's Attack of The 50 Foot Woman tonight.

You nerds watching?

Or do imperial units trigger your autism?

R: 17 / I: 6 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Soyvengers

Oh no no no no no

R: 16 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

The Fountainhead (1949)

Was it rape?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Aggretsuko season 2

>Anti-marriage and having kids message in anime set in a decline birthrate japan

>Haida still cuck and a virgin

>Retsuko confirm to be not a virgin and little slutty

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

kino

yall niggas ever see any eps of this show KHNOBYL?

R: 16 / I: 10 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>be a perfectly rational entity

>sole mission is to create a superior version of the human race

>creates black babies

What did Netflix mean by this?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Absolute Kino

R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

55 Days at Peking

Movie from 1963 about the Boxer Rebellion. It stars Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner, and David Niven. The full thing is on YouTube. I just started watching it and it seems a little silly but entertaining. Have any of you seen it? If so what are your thoughts?

R: 7 / I: 3 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

>Captain, although it is the official position of starfleet that it is environmental in origin, the consistency of disproportionate black criminality across many different societies, historical eras, and socioeconomic systems denies this conclusion. It is also unsupported by twin studies which found that the criminal proclivity of negroids was unchanged with respect to their peers even when raised in white households.

Woah, fucking based. Was Data /ourdroid/?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Nips Have Surrendered: Nobita admits Japan NEEDS BBC

So he finally cucked out. His handlers must've been pissed that black tourism to Japan was in decline. How else will cute nip lasses have babies if black men aren't there to breed them?

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

What the fuck did they mean by this?

R: 17 / I: 11 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

When this is the only good comedy to come out of 2010's you have a serious problem.

R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Okja wasnt supposed to be a documentary

The weirdest thing is these chinks arent even speaking Chinese, it almost sounds American…

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

she needs to get dicked and preggers

asap

R: 49 / I: 13 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

GAMERS RISE UP

R: 20 / I: 3 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Based and nogpilled!

Ayo hol up, *smacks lips* you tellin' me I can't just grab some boobs? Sheeeeeiiit, nigguh.

https://www.tmz.com/2019/06/13/cuba-gooding-jr-surveillance-video-groping-bar-arrested/

R: 44 / I: 9 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

OH YES NO YES NO I DON'T KNOW

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

ITT: Indian kino

R: 38 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

She is the only lefty I respect due to her authenticity and fearlessness.

R: 45 / I: 13 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

please just kill me now

TRANNY ALERT

TRANNY ALERT

Tried watching Le BaSEd NiGgER shit movie Prometheus…

My first gut reaction when I saw Noomi Rapace on screen was "what the fuck is that."

Her face looks 100% wrong.

This movie does something very subtle, and I'm going to finish it to get to the bottom of it.

It starts by showing David, the android, doing android things. But then it shows him watching Lawrence of Arabia. He mimics the line from the movie while styling his hair.

This is what CHILDREN do. David is a CHILD.

This may not be the direct intention

OH WAIT

He calls Waylen's daughter "Mom."

And what is Noomi's character referred to as upon entering scenes?

"Baby."

So we have the Baby, Child, and Mom established as subversive archetypes.

You think she's not a tranny?

"I can't. I can't create life."

"Oh no, baby, that's not what I meant."

This movie is psychological warfare.

Can't wait to get to the part where SHE tries to get into the pod which doesn't work on women. And because she's actually a HE, the movie sinks the blue pill on you.

Fucking nightmare.

R: 20 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Jessica Jones season 3 is out on Netflix

The reviews don't seem good though so far…53% on Rotten Tomatoes with 6/10 average score https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/jessica_jones/s03

61% on Metacritic https://www.metacritic.com/tv/marvels-jessica-jones/season-3

Not looking good.

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

How do you want your new Bond supervillain fam?

R: 36 / I: 11 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Swamp Thing

>cancelled after one episode

Was it really that bad?

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

dup wants to deport THIS!?!?!

R: 19 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Redpill me about these whores

What made them go from cute sluts to uber whores?

R: 66 / I: 21 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

ITT Kino Corners

Post a picture of your Kino Corner, the place where you enjoy all the latest kinos

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Cutting the cord

Why haven't you? What keeps you watching TV and movies when you know it's so harmful to your mental state?

What would make you?

R: 114 / I: 17 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

>Ass blasted Russians make Communist propaganda about how great the Soviet Union is and how the evil USA caused Chernobyl

Putin's so baste, right boys?

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Va bien te faire enculer Gahoole.

RAVEN WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME

FUCKING SLAV

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Bow

Bow, Below Your Master

R: 21 / I: 15 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

What are some good, wholesome christian kino?

R: 70 / I: 22 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBXaj9zT1P0

dup/tv/ btfo by /v/ again

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

OMGZ XDDDDDDDDDDDD AWESOME XDDDDDDDDDDDDD WORTHY OF OSCAR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Believe in the OCs and Deities!

Chad Jim Jones tranny cult leader Chris-Chan VS virgin Randy Stairs Ghost