>Establish friendship with a few similar levelled people
>About 5 of us in total, we quest together, level and trade together
>We become a pretty kickass team all in all,
>Just get my last piece of dragon armour when…
>A couple of faggots start calling us out
>Heated argument ensues with plenty of insults referring to each other's mom's being gay
>Seems that these faggots knew our mage
>Turns out behind every drama in real life or in Runescape, a woman is involved
>One of our squad had a 'gf' and would constantly ask him for free shit and to escort her through dangerous zones
>Was a level 5 slut who never even bothered to get anything better than bronze gear herself, yet has at least 100k worth of shit from our good mage friend
>Turns out she was whoring herself out to any faggot who would give her shit, liked to RP with said faggots for money, likely to give to their main
>Seems she had her fingers in too many pies because somehow these two faggots knew where to find our mage
>Long story short, the two faggots arguing with us was white-knighting this slut because she cried about how magebro was being 'abusive'
>Magebro was just lonely and gullible, decide to back him up
>"Take it to the wildy fgt"
>And so we did
>Get my ass thoroughly handed to me in the ensuing fight
>Only PK shit was lost but I was still pissed
>Decide to fight fire with fire
>Boot up new alt, straight out of lumbridge
>A beautiful pixelated form of perfection blessed the eyes of all who saw me
>Saradomin's light shined out of my very asshole
>Say the sacred line
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