GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM:
YOUR CIRCUIT'S DEAD.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.
CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
You need a little more variety
And by that I mean less wish
Either I got here early in the new bread or something's amiss
Most of the people that groan about laws constraining them or their "freedoms" are the same people whose entire existence would be impossible outside a society, either from dying to pestilence or famine or at the end of someone else's view of freedom and law subjugating them. It's nothing more than angst with no real way of making itself sustainable.
we're all talking smack about you in a super secret hidden thread
this one is just a front in case you showed up
Fuck, is it noko you put in the email thread to get that super secret access? It's been a while...
i have a variety
People might be lurking or just disappeared or something.
I think a simple example is taxes. No one wants to pay taxes and then we have no roads, good roads or military, etc.
We have one about Nezi too.
and a secret discord
I've always viewed it the same as people that refuse to grow up and accept that reality isn't exactly to their making and the world isn't just some solipsistic bullshit.
Well, wouldn't Nezi be an easier target? I'm old like stale bread
I need some incriminating angles.
I just looked that word up since i didn't know it.
being stuck in one's own world and that alone is a little extreme. Maybe very extreme.
Solipsism is something that's turned into a buzzword like nihilism. It just means that you believe your reality and view the only thing to be knowable so it must be correct. That's the bastardized form of it people tend to wax on with, similar to how nihilism doesn't innately mean "life is pointless" but that's all it gets distilled down to.
what did sci do to get banned
I can't wait for the 2018 update.
Surely I'll do something stupid and noteworthy by then.
postws child porn
It's like how everyone understands things. There is the definitions some have and then definitions others have. Some have views closer to the original meaning but then so many people have a different view of it that all of a sudden the dictionary will have the new definition. The people that use the new definition don't care about the old and the people that see the original definition as the one that should be used hate it that it changed.
Out of all that, it seems like the argument gets twisted into semantics.
An example, I'm used to talking about people hooking up as getting together. Nowadays that means fucking to about everyone I talk to but I can't get myself to want to change my vocabulary because of everyone else.
do it in front of erio and it stands a better chance of being memorialized.
>I would never stab someone
I'm sure he will hear about it somehow.
Language evolves as does any of its ideologies or philosophies. It's only ever grating when it's something that should have a very concise definition or topic it's applied.
I'm hungry but I had a flashback and now all I know is porcelain shattering
Was it when you watched your mom sit on a toilet last?
That was like when I was 3
Have I shattered you psychie too?
Did I hear 'secret discord'?
Is there a super casual game I can just start playing to find a community to get involved with? I'm kinda rogue at the moment and I don't think I could ever avatar like I once did so...
Crossout. We've got cars, salt and a progression paywall so high even those with £100,000 paychecks are disgusted at it.
And the community is full of underages and cyka bylats.
Yeah, no, please don't, for your sake.
ay slut meme all you want
Laws are still just ideas and not absolute
Anyone who doesn't view themselves as the ultimate authority over their own life is getting CUCKED HARD
wow you don't post for a year or two and suddenly you're not in the poll for cutest poster what a gip
you dont view some weird norse god as your ultimate authority?
This is like some 13 year old's MySpace page where they're cursing the same things that allow them to do nothing but complain: their parents in their case and even the slightest notion of society that allows you to just ramble about how society is "just a concept, man" when said society is the only reason you're not chucking spears.
Who the fuck are you?
ur mom lol gottem
My ultimate god is simply the essence of my self
Nice ad hom
None of that meme-ing changes anything
I guess it's not even an ad hom against me so much as saying I'm "like" some imaginary people he's ad hom-ing
How absolutely clever.
Like, I don't really want what people call "the government" to fall
I'm just saying I'm under no obligation to obey it
It is a shame you are a stinky boy.
I still remember finding that image while searching dragons as a chuuni kid.
It's not even attacking you but comparing whatever angst you have against "society" as being immature. It's straight up John Lennon shit of talking points that are ultimately meaningless that somehow make you feel enlightened for repeating.
you take that back this instant
If so you are an option. You know... just nobody voted for you.
Dusty old bones.
Full of green dust.
I did vote for you as "useless baka" though
Not sure you know what the original point was
This just started because Mandy said that existing on certain land means you automatically agree to obey other peoples' concepts of "laws" whether you actually agree or not
It's no different than saying you agree to obey a gang that has a lot of power over an area just by being there
I voted for Test in all categories.
good this is the correct position to vote for
how do I read this fucking spreadsheet
this is bullying
DUSTY OLD BONES
FULL OF GREEN DUST
nvm I figured it out. I approve of all votes given
I will start crying
Considering a nation and its laws are what gives you the ability to not die of malaria and to even shitpost about how bad those systems are, you are under obligation to that society that benefitted you. Otherwise, go bunk up with the spear chuckers and lament the same society saying "pls dont be a detriment".
I bet SD was one of the people who voted most kawaii that homo
You look fater when you cry.
the spoiler hurts extra because it does
Nah it doesn't work that way
A group giving you things doesn't mean you have to be their little sub slut
I'm going to gift you a Steam game this xmas; get ready to cross dress for me. It's my law.
*Drinks deep your tears*
Unfortunately I'm too late for a good rigging.
Also I've only truly become cute now. I was not cute in the past.
Then by all means, continue to lament existing in a society that even allows you to be a net loss to it and swearing you're somehow enlightened for such bravery as a parasitic existence.
God it's like drinking pure Crisco.
I may have an erection now.
stop this my big fat feelings are starting to get hurt
I do want to learn to live in the wild eventually
I don't mean to live their PERMANENTLY, just a while to establish that I can :3
I'm not lamenting anything lmao
Just saying I'm under no obligation to obey anything
Also you're assuming things that aren't true about me but that's beside the point and is an ad hom
I hope so. I'm trying so hard to cut as deep as I can.
So much to cut through.
if ur goal was to upset me IT'S WORKING
I'm looking forward to those Tsuchi crossdressing pics
Chubby guys are cute though.
i have never seen a cute british person and i have never seen a cute or even successful white cosplayer
i asked you something on steam
is it still "chubby" if when you step on the scale it says "one at a time please holy fuck it hurts?"
did I miss a memo
They make scales that big?
You being a citizen and a resident means you are under obligation. Citizenship and residency are as mercurial as you want them to be.
Isn't Cup like Squash's dream guy, though?
I thought he liked bears.
Isn't Smiles your dream guy?
diggin the cute otters tbh
I'll turn your whole world on its head.
Reality is a lie.
Still the biggest snake.
I'll take my award now.
He has sexy pale twink skin
Yeah I'm going to gift Tsuchi a Steam game and then he has to send me crossdressing pics
I'm just living on land
Existing in an area a gang considers their territory doesn't mean you're obligated to obey them
youre welcome to try and change it
We're like two ends of the spectrum: you have enough mass to trap objects in orbit and I am inhabit the Catacombs on a spinning wheel.
yeah but that body...
I was going to save it all one by one but found a thing that saves a whole blog.
Isn't he pretty thin?
I'll trap u in orbit u fag
I approve. it almost gives the illusion that u are cute
I bet gil really hates being called skinny
hes got it bad
This is akin to someone autistically screeching that taxation is theft.
Oh. There is my dream boy.
And your images almost hide those leviathan love handles.
Your friend called me a faggot fur and I hate you by proxy now.
but you are a faggot fur...
I didn't mean to even invite you . . .
It's like someone poured you into your clothing and forgot to say when.
Hey now. That's rude. I have been nothing but kind to you.
I'M SITTING IN A TIN CAN.
FAAAAAR ABOVE THE WORLD.
F-fine. Not like I wanted to be there or anything.
the juxtaposition of these replies is basically modern art
PLANET EARTH IS BLUE
AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOO
I'll never beat the RP one.,
I dunno man, that one is a pretty strong contender
Are you going for the tsundere award ?
He hates chubby people and stuff tho
So I think maybe he likes being a thin twink
Has he posted tummy?
It could be called that
That doesn't mean I necessarily want the US gang to stop collecting taxes; I just don't see them as something we're under a true obligation to pay
The part of that song in the OP is genuinely one of my favorite parts of a song.
I kinda doubt he hates it
i dunno though
maybe he wants to be a big man
That one was pure accident too.
Erio says I'm a crusty jerk because I hide a soft inside.
I imagine an image that concave would act as a black hole, sucking everything in at a speed so great nothing could escape, no joy...no hope...no light...
always gives me fucking chills
I adore that song
which pushes it juuuust barely over the edge above that other one. but that recent one was still very good
I don't think he lifts at all
I'd DEFINITELY be the dom between me and him
That's pretty metal
You literally are by every entity and collective that exists on this earth, be it nation, supernational entity or body, or the entire 10,000 years of civilization. You can screech about you being under no obligation but that doesn't somehow mean you're not.
metal is gay and so are u
I think hes wrong
you're soft on the outside too
I would too
I would over power him
I think I was talking to Elma about it but listen to Heroin by The Velvet Underground. You'll know the exact moment in the song when it starts. Easily my favorite moment in any song.
and back to hurtful...
are you sure the song isn't called "meth" because that seems more ur speed super smug gamer face
You're a big guy.
"Meth" would just be a one man band song of the guy playing them drums by bashing a guitar into them while screeching. The "moment" for that song will just be the artist ripping his teeth out with pliers.
You can list all the groups you want, but that doesn't mean they and their right to authority aren't just ideas :3
Do u not like any metal
Do u lift?
We should all meet up IRL and have an arm wrestling tournament
Also after every match, the winner gets to buttfuck the loser
I'm pretty sure I'd make it pretty far at least
sounds pretty fucking awesome tbh
I like good metal. I was making a joke.
I lift twice a week to show the special ed kids I teach how to do it
they never remember
I just couldn't remember u liking any but I'm sure that's mainly my memory's fault
Is it even a good idea to teach special kids to lift
They might drop weights on their faces
They never do it alone
they pay for a special class and have someone help them
they would die if they did it alone probably
Just listen to the damn song.
I need at least four hours of sleep. Later.
I doubt we've talked much about music.
this sounds good but I don't like the "singing"
I have it saved for when I'm not so distracted, I will listen to it and when I show back up here in 6 months you can ask me about it. later dood
I guess they have to take turns lifting, then? Cause if multiple ones did it at once, it would be hard to stop them from fucking up badly
Sleep well sweetie u know I love u
It's good workout music
Each one has a handler
they don't have to take turns
Idk if I've ever heard one of their songs
I guess they're kind of well known so I probably did without realizing it
What inspired u to take that job
there's virtually no chance you haven't heard at least one of their songs unless u actively avoid all forms of media
I should actively avoid all forms of media more often
I'm really good at it
that's a bad way to stave of existential dread
i never heard of them either
ur a jap. doesn't count.
Smh I thought the anon talking to me was BD but it's actually [REDACTED]
Why not just namefag btw
I want to conquer anything like that that's in me
I'll conquer everything; it's all my subby slut
that just sounds even gayer
>Why not just namefag btw
why not suck my tiny penis
>Why not just namefag btw
wearing a label seems pretty cucked, maaaaan
Don't force a gender on "everything"
Real niggas namefag
Only shy bois who need to learn to be shameless about themselves and their pasts anon post
Yeah u too
ur cucked by being afraid to
You're letting ur e-bullies win
its not like theres anyone to mistake me with
gay knows no gender, gaymo
or just people who don't feel like being around enough for it to matter
afraid? the people who care to know know who I am usually within 1 or 2 posts. I'm only here once or twice a year. who really cares?
I have thought other Japanese anons were you before
Be around more often
the only one i can think of is that kenmo stalker
Didn't Japanese spambots used to follow you around when you first started posting here? What happened to them
its one guy and hes been posting less but other than that theres no one else
I'm a rebel without a cause bby
I missed this sorry
I was so alone for a second
I should get food soon uwu
Another Japanese guy could show up and ask for Wish cummies and Wish would give them to him thinking he's you
U should rebel against not posting, then
Poor baby -hugs warmly-
hard pass. later nerds lmfao
and what are the chances of that?
I only let Luka hug me warmly.
So what do you call that floundering about in bed?
"Furries[whistling noise] are dis[whistling noise]sgus[whistling noise]ting.
Terrible. Just the worst.
who woulda thought
Ill, but chillin, you?
Do you have the buttaids?
Is it treatable doc?
Forty is mad because he cannot get buttaids because he has not butt.
Credible sources have confirmed that I have no butt.
I-is having no butt curable?
I-I'm asking for a friend
Im almost outta biscuits.
Well, yes. But it's considered cheating.
I was awake for like 30 hours and I slept for 5, got on my couch, and slept another 1 and now I'm exhausted and can't sleep
Trully the worst of all timelines
Where to click to die INSTANTLY??
Asking for a friend
Isn't sleep FUN?
Gun to your temple and make it go *click*
I don't mind much.
I'm gonna see if I'm awake enough to pick the olives off a frozen pizza and cook it without burning my whole condo down
If you don't post again I guess we'll know what happened.
Shit, I'm an American with no gun in easy reach.
>I'm an American with no gun
So... you're a Canadian?
I love being asleep because I don't have to deal with boring things like the constant and all-consuming pain of living in my body, or having a penis
It's getting to sleep that's the problem
Meant to be My Freedoms!
Bit is ruined
Even worse, a Canadian with predatory, private insurance based healthcare
nobutt but everything else works out gud
You needa hax!
Yeah, I mean the issues that come with having to sleep (and not being able to)
Sounds horrible to be honest.
I now understand why you're looking for that click.
Does an airgun count?
I'm pretty sure I can't own firearms anymore
So this is what hell is like
No, it doesn't.
Have fun in Canadia.
Honestly, it's worse than the biblical version, don'tcha think?
How goes irish
Basically in zombie mode right now
Living that husk of a person life atm
Man, you sure sound cheerful today.
I'm hoping it's a case of the ironics.
Maybe cananadia will take care of my mental health
Not really ironic
But that's what the ironic deadpan humor is for
Why doesnt revy just faceplant a blender?
This is why I can never tell, friendo.
That I can't say.
I only know about my own place, and then only a little.
I don't expect people to really worry about me.
We all just let the memes sustain us, the only REAL way to live
just chillin, will probably sleeps soon
I'm too poor to have a blender
I'm so cold AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Add additional blanket.
Don't worry it's Florida so it'll be 80°F in like 3 hours
I guess that's acceptable.
Close to ideal.
To be fair, we should just nuke Florida, to be safe,
fijne sinterklaas btw
Thank you. I celebrated it on Sunday with extended family. Always a good time.
Gotta go to run a Christmas Grotto in the Youth Club.
Too late to play dota, not enough time to nap it out, perfect for shitting up /animus/
What do you do kerstdag?
The same thing, without the presents.
Just extended-family dinner. (Which is about 13 people)
I like my family, but not like that.
As a Floridian I agree
for us it differs for each person and family what we do in nikolaustag (which is today), my family never really paid special attention to it
also christmas eve is for dinner and presents, we dont wait until the morning
fucking impatient lmao
Ooh, I didn't know you have a holy day for him too. What's it like?
I've never had a Christmas present from another Dutch person. That's what Sinterklaas is for.
I know some families that treat it a bit like easter. Some will give their kids a chocolate santa and tell them to fuck off. We never made a big deal out of either but it's not uncommon to exchange small presents.
In schools especially. In my old school the oldest generation would dress up like santas or whatever and go from classroom to classroom (with a boombox no less) to get some useable footage for the christmas compilation. Tossing around candy, playing games, singing songs, that kind of stuff.
wollah waz met jou
Sounds stupid. I like it.
Nie veel. Kut buik. Verder goed.
girl, i sleep like a rock. Why can't you sleep?
i remember playing air guitar on a besom once
and dressing up as a reindeer
Spastische darmen nog steeds?
Uh het hoofdkantoor van het bedrijf waar ik werk is half afgefikt, inclusief mijn laptop. Ben er net achter dat ik 3 uur aan programmeerwerk verloren heb.
Wat extreem kut is want ik had zo'n geniale vrijdagmiddag-pre-borrel motivatie waardoor het vel && goed was! ://///
Oh shit. RIP laptop.
Wordt vergoed, hoop ik?
...what even language is this?
Look at this word.
ldskfjg;eoigj oogij ;lg jrwet; j jgpoi wej;l gkwjer; ljgw;er jifoj perioj ;lwerj ;klwehjrigu hwergh lerj hj g;wlejr j hahhahahah ;adjf lk;sdjf; ewjg kljehg wejrpo ihwe; jfw;elk jfpoer wgij erogj ik?
To be fair, that word is almost slang.
But the language sucks, so *shrug*
What do you want to be called, by now? You switch it up a lot.
Just call me Blood, or Blood-chan, or BC. It stuck to me and now I have to accept it and move on...
I want to learn that secret language of yours so that I can badmouth people with you
>mom's here g2g, bye <3
To be fair everyone says their language sucks
We should just all speak in binary
Yeah, that's fine and all, but what do you actually WANT to be called?
01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011
Alles is van werk dus dat is hun probleem, maar erger is code kwijt die je moeilijk 1-2-3 namaakt :P
Ach ja straks nog een poging.
This is recognized as a language.
Dit is waar de cloud voor is.
Alles in de Dropbox.
I dunno, too lazy to translate on my phone
I'm just memeing
1010 is just 10 in binary.
I was going 10/10
I know ur a 1010/1010
Yea. You are well now, bruh.
>me trying to fend off more work
Listen to music.
Genetically, there are a wide variety of possible "starting butts", yet you can always optimize whatever butt you were blessed/cursed with. This is true for benises as well, but it requires discipline in either case. Anything can be improved which is conditioned, but there are outer limits of course. You will be consoled by knowing that you didn't have a butt before you came here, and you won't have one when your gone, and that is the same for everyone. Woe to he or she who stakes what is eternal on what is temporary, for he or she will be greatly disappointed in their foolishness. Woe to he or she who fails to appreciate what really matters, though the rest of the entire universe should fail. For only by the wisdom of knowing all things (or being willing to at least), can one approach the Eternal from which this little universe was malformed by evil mind. Evil mind dominates in a small dark place that will be reaped into open light, and it will die from shriveling up into its own shame. It will not be buoyant or bright, unlike a true flame, however small, which is only increased and strengthened in the presence of its own kind, however much greater all the better.
Cuuuute. He adds so much flare to those songs. It really makes you appreciate 'em in new ways.
I really liked a cover of Snowblind he recorded a few years back!
I WAS. I think I will be again soon. I'm bracing myself. :P
Hi, btw! I hope you're having a wonderful day so far, Cookie.
he good with music. It's no surprise he has his own thing going on when he's not with Ozzy.
Day's been completely uneventful. Gonna buy a doorbell and a pizza in a bit.
Big black eye of squirrel!
What, egg, don't you mean oil?
No! I mean BIG BLACK EYE OF SQUIRREL!
Sabrina is just a stinky head.
I need to get a new copy of Just Say Ozzy. It has the best live version of Shot in the Dark, but there's a dispute about who wrote the song so you can't get it anywhere else.
>Gonna buy a doorbell and a pizza
My head smells like tea tree oil! ♥
I smell like Vick's vaporub.
I need a doorbell.
I probably need food.
Anton LaGey wrote it.
What about on Live & Loud?
Uh oh. Are you sick, hon?
Getcha a doorbell that plays La Cucaracha.
Is is the same version? Hm.
Sick boy! I am! Feeling better than yesterday though. But still lethargic. Maybe another good sleep and I will be semi-functional. uwu
I wholeheartedly refuse.
Poor thing. Make sure you drink lots of tea and get some protein! Get Winston to bring you some chicky soup.
Fine. Tacky folk song doorbell of your choice. :3
I been eating big protein! and keeping hydrated. Wisnton has been a good snuggle bug ^w^ chikky soup would be nice though. But its sheperd's pie tonight :3
how is your day funny butt?
I'd rather just have a doorbell, but I really should do a tune, so I can realize it's the doorbell even if I have music on.
I don't think so. Here you go.
Aw, good. Glad you have a little nurse. :3
I'm super sleepy. I woke up at 2am and couldn't get back asleep.
They have bells that dim or flicker the lights for hearing impaired folks, but I don't know how much of a chore installation is.
That one's got a little faster tempo. Not bad, though. Shot in the Dark is my favorite Ozzy song. ♥
A big one, probably. I'm just gonna go to a local store and hope they have doorbells.
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Also, if you play this song at 1.5 speed, the baseline is super funky. It makes me smile.
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Maybe you could set up some sort of Rube Goldberg device that would alert you!
While I totally could, going to the store is enough effort already.
Broken sleep is the worst! my tuesday evening/wednesday morning sleep was terrible. Kept waking up every half an hour. Made for a very grouchy me yesterday.
Teeny Tiny Meowie nurse!
I like ozzy/zakk's stuff that was released in the 90's the most.
Like swing a little. Richard cheese style, nigga
Are you all stocked up on other stuff too?
Give him a squish for me, please!
Things aren't TOO hectic now, but they should pick up again in an hour or so. God help us.
Aaah! That's great!
I wonder if they have a cover of "Get The Fuck Out of My House' by 2Live Crew. That came up in a playlist a co-worker and I were listening to Monday and we couldn't stop laughing.
he on lap1 IVE given cheek squishies!
and o boi, you got this! not long until the weekend woo
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Speaking of funky.
It's supposed to freeze down here Saturday. I can't wait! It's gonna be so cozy holding up in the house with the fuzzy babies and cocoa. :3
i remember he used to do that little gig during SOAD times too
Not at all, actually. I only have the current carton of chocolate, and one more.
But I'm probably gonna stall going to the stores until tomorrow...
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I almost got to see them back in high school, but I chose to go to a track meet instead. I made many poor decisions. But I came in third, so there's that. :P
Oooh. You gonna be ok for now though? Got stuff to eat? (I'm bein' fussy again. Sorry.)
what is you're "freezing"?
It looks like he incorporated that into a song.
...more leftover popcorn?
Now you are reminding me of
Literally just below 32F! XD
We're gonna get lots of rain, then a cold front to turn it all into ice. Everyone's gonna panic and everything's gonna be closed.
Fun fact: The called an assembly at my school to tell kids to stop doing that rooster call from this song.
He really nails the washed up rockstar act
god only knows how much drugs he did in his lifetime