Any of you NEETs have a second coming?
I'm about to have my fifth
Has cheesy returned?
The bum rash is returning?
It's on my belly.
Master Beethoven's 5
His bum or your rash ?
I did do catch up but there was so much I had to skim and couldn't give any reply (you)s.
I saw that NK is moving out. Good for him. NK you should leave all your vile things behind and start fresh, sober and wholesome in your new flat. A new start.
>NK you should leave all your vile things behind
He would have literally no things
Good, keep it moist and it'll return to it's home in the bum.
You have a bizarre amount of faith in our little unna.
It's really strange that you accept him for who and what he is and still want the best out of him. but not others
>tfw qt girl offers you her place to stay at.
I've seen sober boongs before and they never look happy
yeah I agree, it's he's chance to start again
Give a boong a bag of goon and he's happy
Teach him to make goon and he'll tell you to FUCK OFF WOIT DOG CUNT
He has made a lot of progress. He has shown that he can grow.
I've shown that I can grow too
Not nearly enough growth though m8
He has, some of the other NEETs must've been through that in the past and have plateaued. It can't always be endless progression.
Maybe that's why he's moving away from his mummybot's prying eyes
I agree, his poo pictures are improving this week.
Metamucil poos are lying poos.
Yeah, it's true, NK has moved forward.
I bet this time next year he'll be getting young ladies to sign consent forms after he rapes them.
if they cum it wasnt rape
His new van will be a game changer
if you give consent before it starts they can't rape you
>tfw raped more women than rapeNEET
He told me he'll bulk up for a special poo when he moved in he told me. He's preparing.
I will be going soon enough. Another two weeks off. I am going to have to develop a strategy to deal with the intrusive thoughts. I think step one will be stopping responding to them by saying insulting things to myself out loud. I do it in public sometimes. Some weird loser suddenly barking out "stupid fat pig!" to himself as he walks the doggo. What a sight.
He may have been saying he failed to make women cum therefore he raped them
As a joke kinda thing
oversized frog images are a waste of resources
I'm genuinely excited to see pics of NKs new place
They should stop wasting Gods Holy Bandwidth
all we're going to see is his toilet and his bed
You're not a weird loser, just a guy that says strange things out loud.
I hope you keep well, I want to go see you again soonish. Probably not in the next two weeks. I bought a new car and want it serviced before going on too many cruises.
Possum, wtf are you thinking - you're not going to change your life dramatically by sitting around bored out of your mind reading star wars all day.
In the one poo pic
Mummybot lets me use the train tracker website.
anything to stop your raiding the tendie drawer
How should creatine taste?
and her knickers drawer.
like boong semen and sweat
I wouldn't put it past the chinks.
Where do the chinks get boong semen?
They get our stolen wanks and tell them it's from boongs
Yeah, this place man.
Because of that selfish neet I go here now, just zoom in to the train your interested in and watch as it moves across the country
they use synthetic boong semen
Take care Posso, send me an email whenever, if you want.
I'm going to go have a lay down bit puffed.
I saw that you got a new car. An outback, very very nice. Well done mate. I look forward to seeing it. When I am back online in two weeks we can talk about our next outing. I look forward to it.
A lady at the supermarket today told me that she had been driving behind me and one of my brake lights isn't working. So it looks like I am finally going to have to get my car serviced. Two years I have had it and haven't been able to work up the courage to book a service.
I think breaking the internet addiction is an important and necessary step to recovering my mental health.
It is not everything in itself but it is necessary. I need to reclaim my mind and my thoughts. Break the cycle of hyper stimulation.
Too much wanking?
Yeah, hang in there m8.
Come to my place instead little NEET
I have goon and candy and meth
Well the whole process went well enough. There were fucking heaps of asians and indians at the clinic. It was all free of course, there was some cute girls there. It was weird to think everyone sitting there had some kind of bum rash.
The doctor I got was this older white hippie girl, she was pretty good, explained everything and was nice too. Asked if I smoked ciggies because they suppress your immune system and slow healing or something. She sprayed my dick with -180c nitrogen or whatever, then had me lay on my side and spread those ol cheeks, had to hold one up for her. The bumhole part was a bit painful but otherwise it was fine. I don't have any awkwardness getting my cock out for doctors anymore.
Now I have some creams to apply for a little while as I await the results of all the testing.
Overall I'm happy with the service and the procedure. Forgot to take some free blueberry condoms.
I'm massively relieved, should have gone earlier but she did say I was at no risk of cancer or anything and that it was just the standard bum rash that majority of people will get at some point.
Dan is being really discriminatory this week as I switch between bogan and wagie outfits
>majority of people will get at some point
she was just being kind
most people will never get this
>can ya just hold that bum cheek up a bit for us luv ?
glad it went well mate
75% of aussies have the
She was basically like that, it was weirdly calming. Just glad she didnt stick her finger up, she said I'll have to apply the cream inside.
wizards cant get hpv
they've been vaccinating highschool kids for hpv for about 15 years now
Can't you get it from sex with toilet seats ?
who gave you the hpv?
She said I probably got the anal hpv from my towel rubbing on my penile hpv
some filthy slut of a toilet seat
Oh god, possum/cruisey/secret overlord, please banner this post
Well, that went in a strange direction
That's Inspector mate
Going to the park for a joint
dont get raped neet
I did that earlier !
Have fun m8
Its kind of a popular place
Kinda scuured, never smoked there before
say goodbye to your anal virginity m8
Marijuana loosens the muscles so try and smoke the joint BEFORE you get raped, not after
this neet is wise from experience
See you in two weeks.
Cheers m8, hope it all works out good.
Kinda true actually
my ex would only let me do things to her bottom when she was really stoned, dunno if that was physical or mental
Theres one more week in the semester and the last assignment for this subject is due at midnight tonight.
I haven't watched a single minute of any of the lectures and now I'm realising that I'm kind of fucked
I always do this shit and never learn
Fuck me dead I'm a dumb cunt
i thought you were wise from being the rapee. but actually were the raper
Is it rape if it's your gf and she can only say blehhh ?
do meth to study faster. even if you fail you'll still have a good time
Less teeth = less resistance for blowjobs. A win for every jo
Boong chicks can lose their teeth without taking meth
Once again proving them the superior race
Who needs a career when you can suck dicks under bridges
Can you apply for an extension or say your granny died or something ?
Hawww fuck yee cunts just got paid
$677 im fuckin loaded
thats good m8 for one blow job
Oh, alright, sorry.
How's the new genitals going anyway ?
His clients are the Carers.
Dilating is a pain
fuck off craig
He knows what he wants
He's becoming a real earner with his skills.
If we put this NEET to work he could fund the whole commune.
At $677 a bj I estimate we can make 6 bazillion dollars from his efforts
I don't do blowjobs
I blow away all the jobs.
I had a wank at work a few times
See you then mate. Take care of yourself.
I had a couple wanks at uni
Nah, went in her hair mainly
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someone needs to make something like this with a bag of goon
we got an executive over here
steve Irwin fingered my dad
Its those young victorian neets shitting up the board I Bet
if we put the profits back into investment we can make our own meth manufacturing plant to pay the blowjob NEET
You couldn't afford to see it m8
His daughter grew up alright, I'd do her
what kind of degenerate wears jeans in the ocean
Would .. would that be true communism ?
yeah those fucking methheads
One with a big bum
i think it's just libertarianism with some slavery involved
Going to have a big mac for dinner
In soviet Russia bjNEET gives meth to you
Desire to become an opiate addicted expat in Cambodia intensifying
How about that weather today aye
Spotted this near the clinic today
I feel the need NEETs
In the near future I must spray my vile fluids in or on a female human being once again.
Webby is seeing her next week sometime.
No report about how the big mac was. Unimpressed
The trains have been a hoot and a half tonight.
The voucher is for a big mac
Train Tracker on one monitor, Harry Potter 17 on the other. Bowl of choccy ice cream.
A big mac for lunch and a big mac for dinner
A hard earned big Mac deserves a big cold wank
If Webber does bindy we all get a turn after
It's the NEET code
With her or with him?
I'll have her, you can have him
You won’t touch the sides after him.
I just want to dress up as a sting ray and run at her screaming
>first your dad
>NOW YOU WHORE
Looking for neetkings new house tour vid on saturday
I wanna have sex with her bro
Starting to realise I'm not depressed
I just have a terrible life
Is her bro legal yet?
you need more in your life.
you need meth
Are you still eating NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, NK?
Another thing I have been doing to fill in the no internet time is I have been cleaning up the yard. I am in the middle of dismantling the back fence. It is so old and fucked. The wood comes away pretty easy since it has rotted so much but the corrugated iron has been tricky. I have suffered many cuts.
Oh ffs. That filter. D3xies.
What else have you been doing?
I am planning to sort out the inside of the house soon. I need to do something about the dog piss problem.
Do you have floorboards or a slab?
He has only been pissing in the laundry.
50mg of seroquel down the hatch
And you need the piss in other rooms?
Oh yes, NK you absolute mad boong, btw NK if shit doesn't work out but don't want to live with mummybot I'd let you live in my toilet
>tfw no NEETs ever offer you their toilets
I have been staying up longer and sleeping in later since I quit the internet. I had not expected that.
Has quitting the internet affected your wanks?
Just what are you implying?
Have you put the weight back on?
Going to try and have no wanks tomorrow.
Possum do you have downloaded porn to wank to
400mg of seroquel down the hatch
Just what are you implying?
I printed porn off on the printer. I tried gifs but they don't move and came out in black on white
Might have a wank later on
Eating my first vegetable since Friday
performing oral sex on quadraplegics isn't cool bro
Electrically operated double-clutch wanks
Feeling pretty depressed regarding my progress in the gym and some other shit going on. I'll explain it tomorrow, I really need some advice from my neet elders.
> I really need some advice from my neet elders
If it fits up your bum then God wanted it to be there
Put it to the council tomorrow night.
We await the Oracle
Things aren't as bad as they seem. Don't panic. Everything will work out okay.
Sometimes you put it to the council, sometimes the council puts it to you
midnight wanking/finish uni group work
edging helps me finish uni work lol
Tribute the essay
the immigrant line markers doing the resurfaced road are talking smack and about to get into a fight with each other @ 3:26 in the morning….. what fucking idiots
GAS THE WHIOTE DOGS
RACE WAR NOW
I'm off for a sleep,
goob noight ya dumb dogs
i dont have any social media so thats impossible
literally a fucking muhamed terrorist speaking in jihad and iriish methhead who has an incredibly thick accent… they are loud shitty crew fuck… im not even going to turn on the lights…
So fuckin sick of this wage lifestyle
Usually I'm more or less ontop of my shit but lately I've been sleeping in, skipping breakfast, buying my lunch, etc. Stressed and unorganized
Struggling to get out of bed this week
Theres not a whole lot that can be done tbh unless you want to put a fence up and then put a doggy door in.
The days are getting shorter and it's colder, I've noticed it too. My alarm used to be 5:30 but is now 6 and I'm not getting out of bed til almost 7 most mornings.
1963 Oh what a night
Wank stains began appearing on my chair. It's all over.
Phantom wank stains ?
Are ghosts masturbating on your chair ?
He knows how they got there.
Traffic's off the wall today
Gonna be late
>tfw 20 mins behind schedule due to making immature OC
The orriginal was pretty good to begin with
Are you posting here while driving?
I wonder how badly jointintheparkNEET got raped last night
His bum was, but only just.
You're quite generous.
The other 47 rapists only rated him a 4 at best.
those "rapists" are probably pajeets in a call centre cupboard
To wage. Once again.
Have a good one NEETies.
Having some depression burgers in the carpark.
Feel like going home
How do you stop a boong from drowning ?
take your foot off his head, haha
8 hours until I can go home and be stressed out for no apparent reason
Sounds like you need a wank
Emergency stress relief wanking team deployed sir
When I win lotto I'm gonna hire some aboriginals and use them as furniture
Explosive aboriginal ejaculation in disabled African anus
Would that count as interacial ?
My eyes are killing me for some reason today
Sounds like they need a wank
That vegetable I had last night has done wonders for my poo
Assistive wanking technology
What a time it was
Sounds like depression
Wondering if I should get some durries at lunch
Yeah treat yourself bro
Howdy NEEToes, got a rather worrying call from my Dr at about 9:30am and told me to head straight to the blood donation place, my iron levels were through the roof, anyway the blood place has taken a fair bit of my blood and I'm feeling pretty weird but also a lot better, the Dr has officially diagnosed me with inherited haemochromatosis, I'll have to visit a blood bank one to two times a month to have my blood drained and get rid of the excess iron.
I can smell my butt right now.
It isn't diet related?
Are you going to be alright bro?
In 25 minutes I'll be home and wanking after a hard day at uni.
You only have to change your diet + take iron pills if you are deficient in it. I knew an elderly lady who donated blood every year for the sake of donating blood. Then on year she stopped and died from the illness.
I'm gonna go for a walk and smoke you guys
No, it's from a mutated gene I have, I've inherited it from both my parents, it makes your body absorb too much iron, It's called the HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…
Yeah I'll be fine, just have to keep giving blood donations to keep my iron levels under control.
>it's from a mutated gene
So basically you're saying you're a mutant iron man, and you have the trips to prove it.
> and smoke you guys
please don't kill me
Kek, bloody good song that.
And you work as a mechanic,with iron …
This also probably describes my "depression" too, Iron overload causes fatigue(which I always put down to depression) and muscle aches, eventually it leads to liver damage and other stuff if untreated.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, thinking of changing jobs to a part time job. There's nothing too bad about this job apart from the gradual increase in stress/depression that I'm getting from dedicating pretty much all my time to waging , I feel that my mental state will be a lot better if I'm only working for 20-25 hours as opposed to 36. Having said all that I don't want to make this decision impulsively.
And sure enough, it's shown up on that DNA test my friend got me.
When i had jobs i found working 8 hour days so fucking tiring let alone 4 or 5 in a row.
So are we going to see a new and improved Shire?
low iodine levels also causes depression. What were your levels in that?
See can't wait to get home and blaze it
Vietnamese roll and durries in the Dan's carpark
I dunno, I feel I am doing the best I can with things, I actually feel a lot more energetic after getting my blood drained, might just be placebo though.
Dr said everything else was spot on and perfect with my blood and other levels, apart from my platelets, they have an abnormal shape, but she said it could be from the excess iron messing with them.
I also have high levels of grug genes
I wish I could spend all my time waging
Volunteered today for 2 hours
Also 32% Fingolian, I had no idea about that, I know both my parents come from Scandinavia, my Mothers side is Norwegian and British, Dad's side is supposed German and Swedish.
>yfw mum bought you 2 fleetwood mac tickets for your bday but you don't even know another person
Take your mummybot with you.
Sell the second one and use the cash to buy meth
Thats the sort of situation that keeps me up at night
Because he is mentally ill.
Good luck with it Shire. Sounds like a scary situation, but a manageable one for you going forward.
Cheers m8, she'll be right,
Did you rape those Granny's
Good afternoon neets. Haven't been around for a few days, but today I got danned and it seems appropriate. Forgotten how good and relaxed alcohol can make you feel. NEVER FORGET
Is that monash?
probably near the arts faculty
>Brazenly claiming the fingols are "european"
Truly the triumph of the jews is complete.
Sounds like you need a wank
Wage poo, number two
A break for me, a post for you
I consume you all
Can they use your blood for donations?
Yep, guess I get to do something generous once a month or so now.
My brother gives blood once a month
They give him a cookie and a glass of orange juice
can we spoiler the Bulge pictures please
All the iron makes the bulge bulgier
Yeah got a cookie and some juice afterwards, the seats are also comfy as fuck.
My brother said you can't specify your blood only go to white people or I'd do it myself
And they don't want my blood because drugs
Don't know if it's also placebo, but I feel really lose and flexible, like all the tension in my joints have eased up, feel pretty good.
That's good to hear m8
tfw cant dontae blood cause had anal sex in the past 6 months
tfw can't donate semen cause had boong sex last night
donate your wank to the wank bank
Do they accept your blood if you smoke buds
I don't think so, they asked if I take any drugs and so on, but for my case, I needed the blood drained regardless.
they probs give your blood to aboriginals
Looks like a comfy spot.
>What a surprise
they swap it to the abos for boong semen then sell that to the chinese
Finns are Uralic and not "indo-european", hence the term Fingol.
The chinks then ferment it and use it as a sauce. They consider it a delicacy.
Fingols are known to use make up, hair dye and image filters to make themselves appear white, but if you look closely enough, you can tell.
they then turn that sauce into a powder and put it in instant noodles and sell it back to us
Who has stolen a white man's fingers. Return them to their owner.
White dog take my land, I take his fingers
>ordered dominos again
how I can break the cycle bros
kek, the white nationalist doggo
Misso making some spag bol for din dins
give her one up the bum while she's cooking
Vile comments from embarrassing sexless neets.
Being indigenous is about more than just skin colour, more than just DNA. It's not just about traditions or culture or language. In fact, it's mostly about ticking a box on a form that says 'I identify as a person of indigenous or Torres Strait Islander background' and reaping the subsequent government gibs.
When was the last time you had sex, possum?
do you have an occipital bun? It's associated with the brainier features we inherited from the noble grugs.
>extreme example 1 related
do you look more like image 2 or 3?
Those are western european phenotype mashups for people with large grug ancestry.
>meant to be image two
>latter two images are just to give an idea
Yeah I have that bun thing, kinda look like the 2nd guy.
noice. make some cave paintings to make your ancestors proud or get a scandinavian knife or something. https://www.knifeplanet.net/scandinavian-knives-guide/
I have a seax a friend gave me for a birthday a while back.
That's really cool.
Haha just on my afternoon ride and saw this… had to post it here.
tfw you've never had a seax
Want to have a seax with someone who has never had a seax before.
You NEETs are all seax mad
Not me I don't need sex when I have nurophen plus
Drug abuse and alcoholism have caused you erectile dysfunction.
have you had your inner health meth today?
And a Goon Afternoon to you too!
Is it true that if a NEET were to rape NK he would steal his powers and become the new jewboong of the night ?
I hope it didn't fill her up too much for tonight.
He already spag'd all over her bol
>rule 634, subsection j:penis
>All NEETs with gf's must accept that they and their partners sex lives will be subjected to insinuation,fantasy and outright wrongspeak by the less sexually priveliged NEETs.
yeah I think that is fair, they mentioned them so we can fantasize about them
I like to fantasise about Cruisey and his missus doing master/slave shit
I thought Cruisey is only a slave to the after hours phone?
He is a slave at work but at home he is a plantation overlord
cruisey in a full leather hood, tied up to an X frame…HOT
Hey, it's boong day on Sunday
M8 that's every Friday at Dan's this weekend (perhaps) and then every Tuesday and Friday at Craig's after his move
Nah, I meant sorry day
I'm gonna throw bottles at them then say sorry.
Pathetic, you should be handing out 4c sniff vouchers.
Or perhaps make a 10c one on photoshop and hand that out.
4 FUCKING CENTS !!!
You think I'm boong santa or something m8 ?
I want to work more than 76 hours a fortnight
throw goon bags refilled with water at them, then shout out sorry
You've gone mad with the volunteering and worklust
I prescribe 3 weeks of heavy pot smoking and pizza eating
>refilled with water
Print that on the back of the 10c one.
Also, this may be the most depressing boong pic I've ever found
boong santa fucked the lot of them
The woman in the back right sums it up pretty well…
Is boong santa missing an eye ?
I think he is missing a lot of things
Anus flexibility being among the most concerning.
Holy shit, someone saved an uncle abo ?
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>Feel like going home
iktf all too well
put your heater on
I thought everyone hated them so I stopped making them
Wage complete, left after 5 because some boomer lady needed help installing outlook on her laptop. Traffic was shit but otherwise the best and most productive day so far.
Time to put on the holy track pants and crack a tinnie
the boongs are back in town
Wash your trackies NEETs.
it was always the best time of the day for me
I don't think the machine can handle that
I saved that one, but never posted it until now. Thought it was a good image response.
Get some trackies
I need to,I wake up early and cold mornings are nasty
Plus I might lose my bogan license
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Had a call after work letting me know a participant I'm very fond of potentially had a stroke today
why does the default colour for trackies also have to be the colour that best showcases semen stains?
Must have been designed by a woman
My go to ones are old grey ones with a string. The black ones show off your produce the best though.
Get grey ones
how new are you?
Hides beer stains, boogers, cum stains, etc
You are meant to have a designated pair of trackies that you dont wank in for trips out
You expect me to change trackies before I wank ?
Sounds like a plan, plus if I get another pair then I can avoid washing them all for even longer
Shit, you should be ok but you may need to keep that monitored and keep giving blood.
Or get a vampire goth chick gf
>HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…
I briefly had one of those and she seemed to think blood came out of the penis
I actually had a 90s goth gf and she believed during sex she should imitate a corpse
sounds like she was just lazy
so lazy, so very lazy
But .. she let me do sex things on her
Nope, wrong old cunt
That's the weirdest boong I've ever seen
You need to go on a boong watching tour
That's another good commune funding idea
Did NK says when hes going to bali? I'm goin in July
I used to want a tattoo of Stevie riding a goat through hell.
I'm going in December
that's when there are the most potential victims
I'm afraid to click this link
I bet your phlegm feels like boong semen
Chicken curry and rice for dindins
I've been coughing my ring out since the cold weather started tbh
A lifetime of lung abuse is catching up on me, I can barely have 6 or 7 buckets first thing now.
this is the cure for depression, the ancients knew
Showing some other guy your penis is the ancient cure for depression ?
That explains the Greeks
Gay sex cures depression
Then why are all the poofters so unhappy ?
That has no modern use.
It's where neck muscles and tendons attach, people with larger ones have worse neck pain.
Bloody gay peasants
We fantasise about you fantasising about us.
>tfw having takeaway and homemade curry.
We're gonna get stuck in an infinite wank loop soon
>tfw thinking about going to Bali in December
Boss was telling us about how he used to be a property appraiser. He was doing one for a place in a rich area of Sydney and the house plan said 4 rooms. The owner was heading to Temple It gets better, I almost feel like he baits me sometimes with things like that in his stories. He kept saying that he couldn't go in the 4th room. Boss couldn't leave til he made the whole appraisal, anyway he just walks in and strapped to a wall sideways is a 4 foot tall Asian lady with a gag in her mouth.
The dude was going to Temple, which can be hours and was just leaving her on the wall.
We may need an extra set of hands. Sperg
I wish I was rich enough to have Asian girl wall ornaments
Burnout is real, be careful.
>tfw miss tying up asian girls
a concerning post
It's all good m8, I'm just a colossal pervert
do you have any pics of what it was gonna be
Smoke pipes, you'll get used to them after a bit and you wont get water on your lungs, you'll also go through a lot less pot.
That feel when no oriental harem
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Nah, this was when I was 20.
I wanted it sort of coming right at you with her tits out and riding it like a bronco bucking.
Listening to this at the moment, before Stevie but jeez, they were alright. Mick can keep a great beat.
I just realised we've lost oriental fancier,Karen poster and NoFun
Is someone stealing our weebs ?
I've been offering to cure your qualms for years now but you've never taken up the offer.
Amine is a downward spiral. We are the last point before it is too late.
Cheesey probably went with them.
A mans penis is a sacred thing and should only be shared with his wife and all the abo's behind the train station
>tfw misso tying up asian girls
Meet me behind the train station.
BUT I'M NOT MARRIED !!!
Imagine if an actual boong stumbled upon this board out of the blue one day
It would be a good read on the ABC website
There was a "boong" on kiwi farms called himself jesus
I think he was 1/268 part boong though
We have one who is at least double that who plays with trains, another one which no one cares about.
My pajeet uber driver was listening to country music. He didn't talk beyond the bare minimum though so he got 5 stars. Would let him take my to IGA to buy tobacco again.
i want stevie to greet me in heaven
I've made that trip many a time
The smartest guy I know is 1/64 boong, he's a tech and computer genius.
Literally part of the "stolen generation" and he's never claimed 1 boong dollar
Does it even count at that point? Like that whole 1/16 Cherokee thing Seppos do.
Yeah, that's true.I can sort of see it in him but only once he told me.
She will go to hell for how she treated Christine.
Ay sperg how is work. You haven't told us much about it.
Where will you go if you quit? You could try working a couple 12 hour days in a warehouse or something, some places offer positions like that where they dont expect 5 shifts a week
I hope he's been collecting a lot of semen.
What if Karen poster, oriental fancier and cheesey were all the same person? And what if NoFun neet was just him in a bad mood?
I thought they were all NK tbh
Who we all know is just possum in a mask and wig
I'm a pretty big oriental fancier tbh mate
I only like slutty asians
Mid-assignment cram durry
>I am familiar with this feel.
Possum, the bots are sexually harassing me again
Hang on, if 0=no and 1=yes then 2 must =anal
>tfw thinking about how all the kids I grew up with have slowly left my neighbourhood.
>tfw thinking how I use to go over friends houses to play their SNES/64's and playstations
>tfw thinking how riding my bike around and playing outside were some of the best times in my life.
>tfw thinking about childhood nostalgia.
>tfw thinking about how I guess this is growing up.
>tfw you need to have a beer and stop thinking so much m8
Are you sure he doesn't just have Irish ancestry?
Its all so-so ya know
I miss comfy saturday mornings playing GTA with my brother infront of the tv
I don't miss hearing my parents fighting and my dad revving off in his fully sick ute after mum went shitz about some bullshit
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>tfw no beer
I'll stop thinking after this song finishes.
And also disapproving frown due to my Irish girl fetish
getting toasty in front of the heater
communal wank in the neet jazuzzi
It's not even that cold you soft cunt.
>I am somewhat familiar with this feel.
Got this pretty sick speaker setup at my desk but lately I find myself listening primarily through my $18 BP earbuds
Why do you no longer speak of me filthy NEETs ?
Is your love so fickle ?
BOW DOWN AND BEG MY FORGIVENESS NEETS
I would feed it one.
Amy at first choice has 6 packs for 10 bucks if you spend over $30
Where are your deals cunt? Always trying to jew me into one of your fuckin membership cards, just give me cheap piss unna!
FRIDAY TOMORROW WAGIES FUCK YEAH
Luckily I have work on Saturday
Amy at first choice is a dirty little whore.
I will match any price or offer, this is known.
Don't try my patience with this shit boy.
Nobody beats off Dan Murphy.
Amy from first choice does
NK has tried when he's on his NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes
Thinking about nk moving into his new joint tomorrow
I'd genuinely drink more than usual just from the all round good vibes on the gen
I wonder if he's raped the curtains yet
>Wrote out 15 things on my todo today list this morning
>Have completed 3 of them
There's still plenty of day left, right neets?
20% is pretty good by NEET standards m8
I've done 1 today: "put fuel in car"
At best I'll get 4 total. One is another to do list
I was going to wash my towels and go for a walk.
I had a walk
Thinkin bout how when the misso would blaze with me she'd always pretend she wasnt high afterwards even when she clearly was and get annoyed when I laughed at her being high.
Absolutely drop dead adorable it was, her curled up on the couch getting lost in conversation and giggling at whatever we were watching before trying to maintain a straight face incase I notice
nice but not good wank fuel
WTF, Varg? Thinking is My Will and You Question It?
Thinking of your ex is weak
And weakness makes you masturbate
Strange to think that nk may be wanking for the very last time in his current abode. Really puts life in perspective.
Just finished that assignment in a couple of hours.
I had 2 weeks to do it and I'm a day late.
Fuck me, I'm so fucking smart, but I'm also such a dumb cunt. Everyone always told me I was so switched on and I'd like to believe it, I wonder what I could achieve if I stopped fucking around and falling into the same old bad habits.
>in a couple of hours.
And you told us about it hours before midnight yesterday
stop sniffing sniff
I had trouble with one question so I decided to get high and play video games and ignore it instead
is fuel wordfiltered too?
wait what did she do to her?
That pretty much sums up my high school experience
>needs to apply self
>must try harder
Every report I got at school
Mine mostly said I needed to socialize more. If my teachers could see me now they'd probably still say the same thing.
What caused us to become like this?
Was it video games and tv?
Not really, We had no tv and no computer till I was 12 it was an Atari 2600
I just never really gave a shit, it was easier to fade into the background than do the work.
Also, sorry, misread that as an ask rather than a general question
is mediocrity truly the authentic Australian spirit
>she'll be right mate
at least we're up there in landmass per capita
The spirit of the land has made us all a bit boong
>needs to participate more
Ah, forgot that one
>must stop wanking in aboriginal history class
>must stop smoking cones at lunch time
50mg of seroquel down the hatch
a bit late tonight
Fucked her husband.
Mine was that too, plus easily distracted
Nah, I didn't have internet til I was an adult and rarely played vidya.
>must stop skipping class to smoke durries under the bridge
thinking about new trackies
>lost oriental fancier
im not gone its just too much effort to post here so i just lurk now.
What about that neet who liked indian women
thinkin about meth induced turbo wank
I mostly got stuff about absenteeism, though one year I got a report saying that I was very diligent in completing work but rarely engaged in class discussions.
that's all of us now
There is an indian woman in my tafe class who has lower back hair, it was disturbing to say the least.
Being a kid sucked, couldn't even wank or drink goon. Pointless
Shoulda seen my ex mate. Shaved her lower legs in highschool to wear dresses and shorts, now her legs are almost as hairy as mine.
Found it kind of erotic almost
Teachers are taught to write this shit instead of saying 'the kid is just plain dumb and belongs in a special school'
This is how furries are formed.
I wanked as a kid
I probably won't "move in" till sometime next week, was crunching numbers for what I will be spending over the next 3 months and figured out I could buy new appliances and not bother with renting a ute. Most of my stuff gets delivered next week and the Internet will probably take longer knowing this fucking country but ill move some small stuff in tomorrow
As long as your fridge is moved you'll be fine
I'll need a mattress too, mine won't fit in the astra so I gotta wait for the new one to be delivered
If its an apartment you might be able to get the internet connected in a couple days. I did
Now I must grow a moustache like that
strap it to the roof, what could go wrong?
aboriginal penis inspections
I just love their saris and bangles and extravagant piercings and shit
Adorable conservative village women
what is the word for penis proctology?
>what is the word for penis proctology?
A typical Thursday in Joondalup
In honour of the absent oriental fancier, gook night.
She can inspect my bumhole
Nah its a two bedroom unit so no stairs or anything
Some neet will wank on it from a highway overpass
>You think it's just starting to rain
>Then you look up
I feel completely encapsulated and trapped by the stress in my life right now. Not a good feel.
I feel like I'm hanging on by a thread and everything could collapse at any time, truly on the fuckin edge bros
Let it all go. You can rebuild your life from the rubble.
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That's not good to hear man.
Not sure I have any helpful advice but when I've felt like that I think about previous times of stress and remember that everything works itself one way or another. I'd try and remember things that've helped in the past that weren't destructive that help, going for a drive, take some photos/time-lapses, smoke, /nightwalk/, talking to someone often often helps.
Breathing exercises/meditation are good.
Usually I'll listen to some music or have a read usually both
But yeah in essence: >>274255
There's a power to you gain when you're able to let things go.
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Hitting the Gavin Degraw tonight for some nostalgic feels.
Got a big weekend to-do list
whats on the list bro
Basically every organisational task of someone who fell off the rails this week
you're such a capricorn
Having a tea at the moment
just started pissing down
Very nice, I'm bout to smoke the fuck outta a fag. I'll let you know what the weather's like here.
yes, I'm looking up the Indian enclave in a Bangledeshi enclave thats in an Indian Enclave that is in Bangladesh
The weather is peaceful, cool but not cold. Slight wind but more or less still, hald of the sky is cloudy, stars and moon are bright. The moon is beautiful. Would be good /nightwalk/ weather.
This weather is my absoloute favourite
Mine too, only thing that would make it better is a cute unna sleeping naked peacefully in my bed.
I was similar, had I read through some erotica and ended up wanking, was not a particularly enthusiastic wank
>tfw gf2019 can't happen soon enough.
No more metallic dildos in your ass from now on, NEET.
What the hell? That's heaps weird.
Good morning friends
> when warring ethnic poo states get given a British system of Law to arbitrate their disputes
> no morning posts
ILL GIVE YOU A GOOD MORNING NEETO
Morning. You should say good morning too.
thank you friendo. good morning to you too! <3
4 unauthorised threads. Lazy mods.
Slept in by an hour
At least it's Friday
I've been up for an hour and a half and I'm 20 mins behind schedule. Better go wash my penis.
I've been up for 2 hours and I've only had 9 cones
same. its sure going to be one of those days.
I'm gonna smoke so much I poo my pants
Check your cumdies, it's not there anymore.
1788 and counting wanks stolen
Time for the wagemporium, get to give the after hours phone back today. Not that that will stop people calling my work phone.
Also have a meeting at 3:30 so if I get through that quick I can have an early minute.
Have a good day NEETs.
woke up earlier than usual, it's gonna be a comfy day friends.
Slept in and missed my exit on the fwy.
Somehow got to work on time
Got my first Ritalin prescription from the psychiatrist today
How and where
I told the psychiatrist I wanted to start taking Ritalin again, as it had a positive effect on my concentration when I was a child
I want speed pills too
What the fuck? There's only pee in them. What did you do?
Is that swinburne?
Had a dream that i had a gf
Miss all the hot chicks in uni
the NEETs are quiet and mopey today
Almost carpark dirty time
I mean durry time. Wouldn't mind getting dirty tho
getting down and dirty with them carpark sluts
Incredibly depressed at work
Visit the carpark sluts
what shirt do i want neets
The last one (maternity blouse)
yeah I vote for the maternity blouse as well, it will allow room for expansion
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kek, we've been invaded by cows
Fml, just end my suffering
Thirding Maternity blouse
I've been thinking about getting into archery too.
Vietnamese food and durries in the Dan's carpark. Almost fell in love with the adorable girl who served me.
So cute that i wanna shoot it.
Go for it shooting bows is very fun, i did lots of hunting about 5 years ago, i want to get back into it again. You can get nice recurve bows online for $150 and compounds for 250 - 400.