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File: 170d97180f40736⋯.jpg (139.56 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1539971600158.jpg)

 No.8672743[Reply]

what are you listening to, /b/rothers?

me listening to John Coltrane - Lush life

https://youtu.be/PPsM9W3vBfI

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 No.8674779

File: 0f7099333334a7e⋯.jpg (34.38 KB, 600x600, 1:1, click.jpg)


 No.8674785

>>8674779

it is a yt video but you can save it directly this way, here is the yt only link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD73I41lZ7Q


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 No.8674868

>>8673008

>same lyrics over and over so the song consists of 20 seconds of original lyrics

This is why most music sucks


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File: 4d9311c7bbcbfe5⋯.webm (1.8 MB, 480x300, 8:5, 8Chan bump 3.webm)

 No.8670376[Reply]

I love this shitty website

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 No.8671530

File: 0adb0e68797f1ee⋯.webm (1.89 MB, 826x362, 413:181, serious business.webm)


 No.8671803

>>8670447

He is too busy fucking Filipino hookers and buying guns


 No.8674887

>>8670414

1.) Senafag (Name may be spelled wrong)

2.) Lainfag

3.) Omlet

4.) Dysnigger

5.) Too many


 No.8674894

This is the best.


 No.8674903

>>8670414

1- NONE

2- ALL OF THEM

3- NONE

4- ALL OF THEM

5- ALL 5 OF THEM EXCEPT 2




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 No.8673913[Reply]

2 things about women:

1. Women are unable to have rational, logical thoughts. Women filter and process reality as a series of random events that are to be understood trough feelings and sentiments only. The value of a phenomenon ocurring in the universe will always be interpreted by a woman trough that woman's feeling and nothing else. If said phenomenon triggers happiness, or some such sentiment, then that pehenomenon is considered universally good. If a phenomenon triggers sadness, or some such sentiment, then that phenomenon is considered universally bad.

This creates a somewhat solipsistic view of the world, a narrow tunnel from which to see the rest of the world, that is somewhat akin to the tunnel-vision with which kids tend to understand their surroundings. A few corollaries come from this:

a) when a woman is urged to perform a rational/logical thought, it will trigger a morose response, and the woman will feel punished and hurt.

b) a woman won't stop putting her feelings first, even if it contradicts universal reality; thus the woman is in a perpetual state of cognitive disonance.

c) this is the reason there are no women in STEM; it also explains the gender gap. Women cannot offer anything of value to anyone else but their own feelings, thus being unable earn more.

2. Women have a hive-like-mentallity powered trough mob rule. This comes from the fact that women cannot have a single independent thought, because they hate to face reality. So they mimic (as in copy the behaviour) of the nearest power-group, thus creating sorority groups to protect their irrational/illogical thinking or being (willfully) absorbed by their couples/lovers. Female iconoclasts are virtually non existent trough history. Those few that exist are either:

a) an extension of their spouses/lovers/fathers

b) Lesbians

c) True black swans

3. Feminism is based upon the above laws.

Pleas discuss.

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 No.8674876

>>8673913

show me the study


 No.8674879

File: 6ebbcef8f1924e5⋯.jpg (30.39 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 95e8fb2615375393638ae05ca2….jpg)

>>8674851

>THOT's beta orbiters.

Except that's wrong you bitter faggot. No one defended thots, just want you to fuck off back to your incel boards, instead of shitting up /b/ with women threads. You're the only one orbiting, since you're the only one that actually gives enough of a shit about women to talk about them.


 No.8674892

>>8674879

What sort of threads would you prefer, then? Maybe some CP, or a stale forced meme or e-celeb gossip? Pick your poison.


 No.8674899

>>8674892

>there's a mandatory quota for shit threads


 No.8674902

>>8674899

Answer the question or fuck off. What content do you want to see on /b/?




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 No.8674860[Reply]

Have you ever heard a piece of music so beautiful you had to play it over and over until it became a part of you? What was it?

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 No.8674884

>>8674860

This images always craft a nice narrative, but they're never accurate.


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 No.8667551[Reply]

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 No.8673958

>>8671014

>being this salty a woman found success

Stop worrying about other people and do something with your life.


 No.8674844

>>8667746

He got AIDS. hope that clears things up.


 No.8674869

Step 1: Have really wealthy parents and a fuckload of money before hand


 No.8674873

>>8674869

cry moar, commie


 No.8674881

>>8674873

>implying Marxism

I'm saying she's not a good business woman and you shouldn't take her advice, she had backing by people who knew what they were doing.




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 No.8672713[Reply]

is tomboychan OK?

I think she is lithe and nubile

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 No.8673251

>>8673168

no, she's pretty


 No.8673375

File: 1964fa943ffc447⋯.jpg (276.65 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1550094403619.jpg)


 No.8673380

>>8673375

I miss when zune embraced being zune


 No.8673585

She is ok


 No.8674862

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 No.8672460[Reply]

Anons who have experience with rape please post in this thread.

If you have been raped tell us what it was like and how it made you feel. If you have raped tell us what motivated you and the exact circumstances of your rape

and post a pic of your feet for proof you are not larping

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 No.8674792

I've been mind raped before. Does that count?

Also psychically but those times were way more boring


 No.8674796

>>8672584

hahahaha hahaha fucking nice if real

this fucking 5/10 deserve it. nice


 No.8674810

Is it still rape if they are toddlers and wont remember it?


 No.8674831

>>8674810

not if youre a jew


 No.8674856

>>8672512

>The thing about it to me is it's like I possess part of her now forever. She is always going to remember me taking her virginity for the rest of her life. Like it or hate it she's in a way mine forever and there is nothing she can do about it

wow




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 No.8673768[Reply]

I can't figure out why I admire these movie characters. I share lots of personality traits with them but I don't know how that translates in me liking them since I hate myself. Has anyone ever felt something similar???

Also feel free to had more characters to the list!.

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 No.8674687

File: 1728c629b3e3291⋯.png (329.29 KB, 469x506, 469:506, nino.png)


 No.8674698

>>8674685

>channer

This should be an autoban for redditfaggotry


 No.8674700

Waterboy from this Adam Sandler movie


 No.8674852

>>8674685

Nice catch


 No.8674855

>>8674685

>good looking

>rich

>has a large amount of friends

>has regular sex with hot women

he's the exact opposite of a 'channer'




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File: 40e0ae533fc38e8⋯.jpg (296.82 KB, 1600x1000, 8:5, rockyourcasbah.jpg)

 No.8674839[Reply]

>rocks the casbah

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File: 02fd5d788176c6a⋯.jpg (37.82 KB, 460x276, 5:3, zero.jpg)


 No.8674843

File: 0350d7054b5039c⋯.jpg (23.45 KB, 500x245, 100:49, 20304334.jpg)

>>8674839

I liked Jarhead.


 No.8674845

File: aa2f57662a2d109⋯.jpg (1.14 MB, 1985x1601, 1985:1601, NXxfsDU.jpg)

>>8674841

good board


 No.8674848

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 No.8674854

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 No.8674159[Reply]

What's up with all those thots on tinder and instagram, pretending that it is stylish to put makeup like butter on their face. All their eyeborws are the same. Who the fuck ever said that drawing those stupid shapes in their eyebrows and wearing nose ring, was pretty.

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 No.8674707

>>8674159

Who cares? Women you'd like to get with don't do it anyway and if anything it is a great signal that you're dealing with a woman with IQ in the single digits.


 No.8674709

File: bfcd3a6c7eae25b⋯.jpg (42.48 KB, 384x683, 384:683, paige bad.jpg)


 No.8674808

Blame the influence of middle eastern women for this garbage.


 No.8674827

>>8674214

If I'm lucky (and I probably am) it's a tranny. Will take care and watch out tho.


 No.8674828

>>8674212

O shit! dumped my self esteem to - 9000. Really, pls shoot me now.




File: 31b48e30a8daee4⋯.jpg (37.85 KB, 720x559, 720:559, 1550089132616.jpg)

 No.8673303[Reply]

how to find a woman who isn't a whore ?.

many of them hide their game really well.

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 No.8674661

>>8674398

chat up the girl in the chinese store

before you try you cannot find out

>hey I find you super cute. May I have your number


 No.8674763

>>8673418

we had some Mennonite bring his daughters down to help with cleanup after a mile-wide tornado ripped a chunk out of our state. hardest-working women i've ever seen. they work harder than men. and despite being over-dressed for the weather.


 No.8674765

>>8673418

>Amish populations have higher incidences of particular conditions, including dwarfism, Angelman syndrome, and various metabolic disorders, as well as an unusual distribution of blood types. The Amish represent a collection of different demes or genetically closed communities.


 No.8674794

>>8674655

>>8674607

>[drops pipe]


 No.8674826

File: 65d90cde3116ff2⋯.jpg (47.86 KB, 666x400, 333:200, USE ME.jpg)

>>8673303

I WANT TO FUCK THOSE TRASHCANS




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 No.8673268[Reply]

She should take up a naked lifestyle

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 No.8673536

>>8673268

She would bring would peace if she took up nudism


 No.8673543

>>8673536

stop samefagging your own threads all the time with this garbage


 No.8674711

>>8673268

God is contemplating zapping her clothes off


 No.8674814

>>8673268

Her belly button would fall off


 No.8674825

she looks like a raped mkultra patient, literally no life in the eyes




File: eebad9d086f7d94⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 960x720, 4:3, maxresdefault.jpg)

 No.8670782[Reply]

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

SO I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING MISS PIGGYS SHAKE HER BIG MEATY TITS AND SMOKING A CIGAR THE SIZE OF MY PECKER WHEN THIS FUZZY RED NIGGER ELMO COMES UP TO ME SCREAMING SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW THAT FISH BITCH OF HIS DOROTYH GOT PREGNANT AND STARTED EATING HER BABIES OR SOME NIGGERDLY SHIT LIKE THAT. WELL KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG DOESN'T TAKE THAT TYPE OF SHIT SO I CHOKE SLAMMED HIM ONTO A TRAMPOLINE AND HE LANDED ON SOME VELCRO I PUT ON MY WALL TO CATCH SOME MOTHERFUCKING MUPPET FLIES (SHIT IS GOOD.) AND HE STARTS SCREAMING EVEN MORE BECAUSE HIS FUZZY RED PECKER GOT STUCK AND I RIPPED OUT ALL HIS HAIR WHEN I PULLED HIM OFF MY WALL. NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT PUBES ALL OVER MY WALL. SHIT.

NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AFTER WATCHING GLAZED HAM TITS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT. BUT KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG FUCKING HATES STAIRS. SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND FARTED OUT SOME BIG WATERY DIARRHEA AND SOME BLOOD CAME OUT AND IT HURT LIKE FUCK. THEN THIS GREEN ASSHOLE FUCKING POPS UP AND HES COVERED IN SLIMY GREEN FROG SHIT AND HE STARTS SCREAMING FOR BIG BIRD AND THE BIG FUCKER FLIES IN WITH HIS BLANKET TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN.

WELL SINCE I HAD BLOOD LEAKING OUT MY ASS I NEEDED TO WIPE SO I USED THIS BLANKET BIG BIRD FOUND BUT HE GOT ALL PISSED SO I SMACKED HIM IN HIS BIG FEATHERY BALLS. JUST THEN MISS PIGGY CAME OUT AND I WAS SO PISSED THAT SHE WASN'T IN THE KITCHEN SHAKING HER HAMMY HOOTERS I RIPPED OF HER BIG PEPPERONI NIPPLES AND THREW THEM NEXT TO BIG BIRD. THAT BASTARD MUST'VE BEEN TRIPPING FUZZY MUPPET BALLS BECAUSE HE KEPT SCREAMING THAT SNUFFY HAS A NIPPLE IN HIS EYE. THEN I WENT HOME AND JERKED MY BIG GREEN WEINER UNTIL I CAME LINT ALL OVER SOME PASSED OUT BLUE NIGGER NAMED GROVER THEN WENT TO FUCKING SLEEP.

I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

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 No.8674392

File: c03cb71f53a86b0⋯.gif (3.51 MB, 345x145, 69:29, pet the monky.gif)

>>8671003

bumping for this

good job, anon


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 No.8674820

oh yeah? ok


 No.8674823

huuhhuh

hi forg


 No.8674824

>>8671003

You sound like the average Swede.




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 No.8674573[Reply]

Anons wtf is wrong with this image, why are they looking at me like that

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 No.8674584

>>8674580

wow I've never noticed that before lol


 No.8674783

>>8674573

because that's the reaction an average anon would get if they were transported back in time into a 19th century restaurant


 No.8674784

>>8674573

because you're from 4chan


 No.8674816

>>8674573

They want your soul


 No.8674821

We try to wipe him on the days he uses the toilet, but lately he hasn't been using it. Many times he pooped in his diaper and was walking around scratching his butt a lot, causing the fecal matter to fall out of his diaper down his legs and onto the floors of our house. He then steps in it and spreads it all over the house. He just starts pacing back and forth throughout the house really fast, making a huge mess. It becomes very frustrating being helpless watching him making a huge mess of shit trail all over the house. He sometimes will pick up some shit-nugget with his bare hands and then smear it somewhere like on the wall or put it in a glass and hide it. Then he starts touching numerous items all over the house with his dirty hands so it becomes a disaster. He becomes very hyper when he has just pooped on himself, making it even harder to clean and bathe him. We can show him that he has shit on himself and he will deny that he does even if he is staring right at the shit. Last week was the worst. I was by myself with my dad when he pooped in his diaper, and I cannot bathe him myself so I called 2 relatives to come over to help me. They couldn't come right away, took them over an hour and a half to come. In that hour and a half my dad must have pooped more and more and more shit was falling down his legs onto the floor and he wouldn't stop walking and stepping in it. By the time my relatives arrived, there were sections of the house with piles of shit along with streaks of shit in every room.




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 No.8672088[Reply]

Yesterday I went into 7-11 and got a Big Bite Hot Dog and filled it full of onions, jalepanos, chili, and pico de galo at the toppings area.

When I was in the checkout line and paying for it, the female clerk kept looking at me, like she was looking THROUGH me. I tried ignoring it at first but she literally stared at me directly for a 10 second period without breaking eye contact. This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dog and the toppings spilled all over the floor. I then turned around and immediately ran out the door and jumped in my car, backed it up, and peeled out of the parking lot and as I left I looked back and noticed some very black skid marks I left from peeling out.

I guess I can never go back to that 7-Eleven again. But the clerk was some kind of psycho.

Anyone else have any fast food freak out stories?

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 No.8673276

>>8672088

she probably just froze up due to the fact that she was having a moral dillema. Does she tell OP that the hotdog he just selected had been sitting on that heat roller rack thing for the past 18 hours and was probably rancid even though her boss would yell at her for losing the sale? suddenly, op drops the hotdog and runs fleeing from the store as if he could sense something that could not be said and the poor cleck is left thinking that she has psychic powers and just experienced some sudden spontaneous acuasal mind meld with the op over the ecoli dog. glad you didn't die of food poisening op, otherwise we'd have all missed out on this beautiful and hilarious timesink of a thread.


 No.8673287

>>8673276

who cares, those things never expire, she is a dumb cunt


 No.8673481

>>8673214

she was on drugs or something


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 No.8674819

File: a35947ddacc2c32⋯.png (312.52 KB, 399x467, 399:467, 3b49cd37f5d14e463569a43369….png)

Where I live, the 7eleven clerks are very respectful and they don't even look you directly to the eyes.




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