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Just 🐝 yourself. Rules.

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 No.8628789[Reply]

I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.

ATTENTION!

To the people requesting that I appeal bans that were applied to VPN IPs… the answer is NO.

The ban was issued for a reason and I don't care if you weren't responsible. l2 internet and find a different IP.

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 No.8734548[Reply]

anime tiddies

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 No.8753583

this thread gave me a reason not to kill myself

unfortunately the par is pretty low




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 No.8750394[Reply]

There's this new teen at work. It's her first job. I was gona ask her for a ride home 2morrow night cuz she has teh drivers liscense and teh car. When we got by my place I was gonna ask her if she could keep secret. If she says yesh, then I was gonna kiss her and touch her bewb. Thoughts? Advice?

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 No.8753589

>>8752579

>I can’t even imagine the amount of vagina this teen Chad slays every nanosecond. Probably fucked his whole school without even trying.

Seriously I knew a chad guy who nearly did fuck the entire female population of his highschool.


 No.8753620

>>8750764

>>8750764

Lol, no, you didn't fix jack shit. Women are always looking to upgrade. That's hypergamy. Men are almost always willing to step down or compromise, that's why all these useless sluts end up with guys they, more often than not, don't deserve. Half of humanity isn't hypergamous.


 No.8753736

>>8750394

First off shame on you for not posting her pics.

>She's giving you a ride home

>You, putting on a ridiculous facade to try and keep your spaghetti, "You know how pretty you are, right?"

<She becomes visibly uncomfortable, locks hands on the wheel and stares at the road ahead

>"Yeah, you're real pretty, and I bet you know it too you little flirt"

<She tries to respond but gets cut off by you interrupting

>"Mmmm, I can think about all kinds of kinky shit I'd like to unleash on that tight little body, yeah, it's pretty like a stripper!"

<She stops the car, at your place, unlocks the doors and tells you to GTFO

>"Nah, you're coming with me"

>You punch her and drag her out of the car and into your basement

>Restrain her appropriately, and you know where to go from there.


 No.8753744

>>8753736

Indertstings


 No.8753766

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>>8753443

No you won't do anything pussy. Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.




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 No.8750469[Reply]

I put some faraday grade foil up in my battlestation to stop the ultrasound burns.

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 No.8753385

File: 61d1ff5b122d670⋯.jpeg (234.59 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, serveimage (41).jpeg)

>2019

>not building a giant Faraday cage with copper sheets and putting your mattress in it

lol fags


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 No.8753467

>>8753457

You know the difference is precision.


 No.8753482

>>8753467

how much precision do you need when you plan on installing what's essentially scatter guns every 300ft?


 No.8753765

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Let's hope it's enough to protect OP from "Them"…




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 No.8753355[Reply]

Moderation here is a joke

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 No.8753568

>>8753366

Checked, and this. Fucking impatient moralfags need to fuckin leave back to cuckchannel


 No.8753571

>>8753527

Because that dude was legit making comedic photos. There is another funny image of him being stupid as fuck on purpose. Its like the youtube of getting three stove piped shells in the chamber even though its impossible.


 No.8753577

>>8753355

it's funny how like 2 globals are the only people left here doing it for free, but how long will it take until they realize they're just wasting their time for a bunch of retards who can't administrate a website or board (dysnigger).


 No.8753761

>>8753563

Why is she trying to swat away the weeaboo pedos?


 No.8753764

>>8753577

>it's funny how like 2 globals are the only people left here doing it for free

hex isn't a global. Are you telling me that hex gets paid to moderate here?




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 No.8753381[Reply]

ALL HAIL CHRIS HANSEN, OUR HERO

ALL HAIL CHRIS HANSEN, OUR HERO

ALL HAIL CHRIS HANSEN, OUR HERO

ALL HAIL CHRIS HANSEN, OUR HERO

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 No.8753395

>>8753381

Keep the kiddies safe Hansen!


 No.8753505

>>8753381

>THINK OF THE CHILDREN


 No.8753508

>>8753394

I agree on banning the kiddy fuckers. They contribute nothing of value and i personally feel disgusted.


 No.8753509

File: d3ba15e78067402⋯.jpg (214.29 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Sick-Lolicon-3D-Images-2-1….jpg)

>>8753508

>muh feelings


 No.8753763

"THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"




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 No.8751313[Reply]

how do i get a gf like the girl on the left?

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 No.8751811

>>8751413

how do i figure it out?


 No.8753547

File: 1a4d359f37f9e7c⋯.jpg (246.48 KB, 1240x697, 1240:697, 5c94daa2fc7e93e1478b45cb.JPG)

>>8751313

Confidence. Women think a confident but not arrogant man is sexy as hell. Even if you are average looking, self-confidence and the ability to make decisions (aka be a real man) makes their pussy wet. Women want to follow, men should lead. Bearded hipsters with tight pants, knit caps, oliver peoples glasses and oversized brown suede shoes don't get laid, because they're mostly gay and the few straights are MGTOW out of sheer frustration, and never figure out why chad fucks all the women including hipster women.


 No.8753551

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>>8753547

Fuck off roosh.


 No.8753564

Rape her. Chicks dig that macho shit. Show her your strength by forcefully raping her ass.


 No.8753762

>>8753564

>forcefully raping her ass

>her

Uh oh




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 No.8750790[Reply]

Look, this is my first day here, and I'd love your feedback on how I'm going so far. Thanks!

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 No.8750912

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>>8750907

That was a trap

You're nicked, sunshine


 No.8750913

stfu nigger


 No.8751130

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>>8750916


 No.8753755

>>8751130

Wow… looks like OP is going well. I wonder if he is rostered-on for today?


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 No.8753597[Reply]

His brother succumbed to the elements on their way here, so we have to honor him with a name. What should we call him

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 No.8753658

Jim the dataminer


 No.8753740

Hotzenplotz :3


 No.8753745

Captain Enema the Flatulent


 No.8753750

>>8753597

Leez Escalona


 No.8753759

>>8753611

WINRAR?




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 No.8739814[Reply]

>everything is hot but her face

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 No.8753487

>>8753484

Tattooes are ok if they arent on the tits or groin area.


 No.8753533

>>8753486

>i can't manipulate base creatures

ftfy

i, for one, enjoy women. they are a fun plaything.


 No.8753544

>>8753533

I don't want to manipulate them, I want them gone.


 No.8753714

You can tell she'd be an absolute banger if she had the correct number of chromosomes

>>8741506


 No.8753757

There's this fucking stacked arab chick that I see at my uni gym. She has a long, thin mouth breather face, but a fucking perfect thick as fuck body. Round perky c cups, wide hips, fat ass, slim waist and stomach. Her body alone makes her a 9/10 I don't give a fuck about her face that's how good it is. If only I knew her name then I'd try and find out if she has any social media. Dear lord I'd beat the breaks off of her till my nuts fell off




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 No.8753666[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzzFv_jFQ58

Oh boy, another jewtuber is letting Onision be himself again.

I swear this is like watching an American Psycho TV show, and this is getting better and better the more that this squeak-voiced manchild talks about him.

This is the perfect opportunity to rub some salt in the wounds and make Onision doing something truly insane, because just like Brenton Tarrant, Onision is sick of talking behind a camera. Since he believes so firmly that he's in the army, he'll do something and he'll know how to do it.

tl;dr How can we make Onision hero himself?

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 No.8753749

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>>8753695

A fag to surpass OP


 No.8753752

>>8753743

>>8753742

Sorry, was too busy complaining about shitheads.

Onision is a jewtuber who used to make lgbt and overall extreme left politic views, he lost popularity drastically and now he's barely hangs on with patreon with barely 10k views monthly.

Repzion is a jewtuber that makes shitty commentary videos with the worst child-like voice a grown man can have. He's made over 30 videos on Onision alone even with Onision's low popularity.

Now Onision and his family is suing Repzion. Onision is going back to his psychotic ways by doing crazy shit to get as much proof as he can to win the case.


 No.8753754

>>8753752

no doubt in a sad bid to """"stay""""" relevant


 No.8753756

File: 21e246a11290c33⋯.jpeg (33.86 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 08381F39-9AD2-4327-8DCA-A….jpeg)

>>8753732

I had police try to abduct me for my activities. What have you done? Took it in both ends on the corner doubling your money per session? What anarchy are you spreading personally? Talking shit online while twiddling your thumbs?

>>8753746

It’s because it gets abused. See how long those threads stay up until someone post hardcore pizza.

>>8753749

You mad?


 No.8753758

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>>8753732

>>8753732

>not doing anything

Nigger someone claiming to be from here just shot a bunch of muslims and vidya'd it for all to see. Fuck off yah dumb cunt

Also that "filth" is literally shills and bots for the most part. If it sucks so bad here just gtfo. Like, just close the tab. We don't want you here nigger. Go back to wherever you came from.(probably 4chinz) Take your e-celeb bullshit and your childish Anarchy talk with you.




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 No.8752354[Reply]

ITS JUST BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE I EJACULATED AND I FEEL LIKE I WILL FUCK WHATEVER HAMBEAST IS GOING TO POP UP IN FRONT OF ME

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND NIGGERS, THEY'RE TOO DUMB TO MASTURBATE SO THEY END UP RAPING ANYTHING THAT GETS CLOSE TO THEM

I STILL WANT TO RESIST, I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER

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 No.8752492

>>8752482

Cock pushups.

Also, don't try jelquing, it'll destroy your dick if you do it too much.


 No.8752499

I cant go 10 min without a thought about masturbating. Congrats now enjoy your well deserved nut comrade


 No.8752505

>>8752482

Sphincter muscles tighten with disuse.

To strengthen dick, do not ejaculate. Wet dream once maybe.


 No.8753747

>>8752354

how old are you approximately?


 No.8753753

>>8752406

without mask pls




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 No.8752048[Reply]

Can you guys explain why some weird ass people shit and piss all over the floors or toilets or walls in public bathrooms? Like how the fuck does that shit happen.

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 No.8753631

Crack cocaine and opioids. My friend and i get stoned and go to Walmarts. We saw radioactive yellow piss and diarrhea all over an open toilet seat. I died.


 No.8753633

Most people are dirty animals. If you actually look at most peoples hygiene habits they are a notch above poo in the low tier at best. The other anons are right. When ever I go into a female washroom it’s somehow worse than males. Women are dirty vile creatures. Never trust anything that can bleed for days without dying.


 No.8753636

It's usually someone who's knee-walking drunk, I say this from experience, I once absolutely demolished a toilet stall and pissed all over it under the influence.


 No.8753646

>>8752048

It's your fault tbh.

You won't do anything about it. Never will.

So people are going to continue to shit and piss in your path until you get your retarded shit straight and do something about it.

Fucking pussy.


 No.8753751

File: 8f414f0f2a0390f⋯.jpg (12.92 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 023c.jpg)

I do not have a problem with this…




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 No.8753651[Reply]

 No.8753748

>>8753651

WARNING! It's a VIRUS!




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 No.8753561[Reply]

Hey so when ever I go to the gym. I always see manlets acting passive aggressive to me. But the people that are actually jacked are always courteous. Like when I’m walking somewhere they manlets try to be alpha and don’t want to get out of my way. Normally I just move to the side as I hate when people touch me. But when it’s another actual lifter we both just move. Obviously not all the manlets are mean but this is generally how it goes. Should I just not move and watch them fly as they get bumped? Or should I just continue what m doing? I’m one of the biggest people at the gym so if they choose to box they will just get beat bad anyways. Any opinions? Any lifters out here?

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 No.8753703

>>8753561

>People who are actually jacked

<Have no reason not to be friendly and polite, have nothing to prove and understand that smiling and letting someone pass them doesn't make them look bad

>Little, scrawny, manlets

<"Ohmigod, everyone here is so huge! They must all be so fucking butch! The only image I have of masculinity (because I'm so fucking pathetic) is from the guys who used to bully me at school so if I act like a complete dickhead and make people think I'm tough! That's definitely going to work and they're all going to respect me, r..r..right?


 No.8753706

>>8753561

You're acting more hostile in expectation of them returning the favor. They're returning the favor. Stop starting hostility.


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 No.8753728

>>8753703

How I feel. Alphas don’t need to challenge on the social hierarchies. Only Betas and Omegas.

>>8753706

I’m not acting hostile. I’m extremely polite to everyone that is respectful to me. And to be exact it’s 50% poos and rag heads that have this behavior. Its because physically they’re the weakest. So they need to over compensate the most. Never seen a jacked one in my life.


 No.8753741

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>>8753648

You sound more like a dick than the people at /fit/ or anyone I've talked to at the gym tbh. A rude, judgmental, holier-than-thou, excuse maker.




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