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File: febba4b597d686b⋯.png (7.64 MB, 1125x2436, 375:812, 6E1F0B24-2011-4B03-89C3-52….png)

 No.132567

Obviously snapchat filter for my face, but body is real

5’7” 148 lb so not overweight

 No.132576

File: e00a472a64c4e3d⋯.jpg (231.09 KB, 744x2048, 93:256, 1557166078190.jpg)

yes that person has horrible gyro if really a CIS male

is that really a question?


 No.132587

File: 14b66dc2b33faa0⋯.png (290.82 KB, 416x414, 208:207, queer.png)

We're posting our faces now?


 No.132605

File: 911434093de214b⋯.jpg (112.24 KB, 1098x1459, 1098:1459, 20190329_202905-1.jpg)

Those are definitely bitch tits.


 No.132606

>>132587

white trash + neck tattoo


 No.132622

File: 8968d4fc1bd6f6d⋯.jpg (83.69 KB, 640x480, 4:3, horrible gyro.jpg)

File: c9b3b17218b07b0⋯.jpg (67.29 KB, 800x450, 16:9, yaaaaas.jpg)

>>132576

>horrible gyro

>>132583

YAAAAAAAASSSSSS


 No.132626

>>132619

Why do people make posts asking people to rate them? Are people really that retarded? Why would they want to be humiliated? Its really easy to just see how you look in a mirror. I dont understand. Just look in a mirror and check different angles.


 No.132640

>>132626

They want actual opinions from other people. It's pretty easy to delude yourself into thinking you're not as ugly as you really are, or that you're uglier than you really are.


 No.132645

File: ca3e5bbe7f247d4⋯.png (4.16 MB, 1125x2436, 375:812, 751C629A-C7BD-43B4-A0C3-C4….png)

op here

this is me without a filter, in my 5 series

i’m actually in great shape, 39 yr old, my pecs turning flabby as i get older


 No.132662

>>132640

>>132643

Well,i just dont get it. I can look into a mirror and check my face and body and rate myself. I would never post my face to get rated. It would be humiliating. Its not hard to study your own face and looking at your own flaws.


 No.132676

>>132669

Because im ugly but i wouldnt want people to tell me that.


 No.132684

File: f658a7c2098fa8f⋯.jpg (148.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1557853173199.jpg)

>>132567

Me irl


 No.132702

>>132676

I just hate being humiliated. Whats the point in getting told you look bad when you know it already? I doubt others could give me better criticism than what i know myself. Its not that hard to think for yourself. I doubt people need constructive criticism to improve themselves.


 No.132713

>>132707

criticizing yourself is constructive.


 No.132724

>>132645

I think you have gyno. I hate it too. When you press on your nipples see if you feel the glands. Something hard.


 No.132746

>>132717

criticizing yourself is not calling yourself names. I have gained alot of knowledge about myself when i criticized myself.


 No.132792

File: 31eacbc31609889⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 2019-05-22 150756.jpg)

>>132702

You can't look any worse than me. Now check my dubs.


 No.132811

>>132753

Those are some relatively plump lips tbh


 No.132826

>>132792

If that's you

You look better than me >>132684


 No.132830

>>132792

you fucked up. You look good. If that is actually you


 No.132841

>>132826

tbf you're black so that's a given.


 No.132870

File: 831b263f621ebb2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.75 MB, 1440x1759, 1440:1759, Screenshot_2019-05-22-15-1….png)

>>132826

>>132830

Trust me, it's just the lighting.


 No.132910

Sweet Christ, why are you redditors here? Go back to your ratespace and quit pretending you want to post your actual pictures here. Scum.


 No.132976

File: 43a814dfd5239be⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.5 KB, 1261x1628, 1261:1628, 20190522_153555-1.jpg)

File: 9adcd5261dd10d7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 233.87 KB, 1262x1757, 1262:1757, 20190522_153600-1.jpg)

>>132910

But anon, we're all grodes here. These are actual recently issued ID's of mine. (>>132792)

Good lighting and angles can make a world of difference.


 No.132992

>>132910

cope harder

>quit pretending you want to post your actual pictures here

I did it because I was bored m8, what is so bad about that


 No.133002

>>132910

ehhhh sweetie like just have sex lmao


 No.133004

>>132992

hes just some rando passing by. Dont take the bait.


 No.133183

op here again

seriously, I need honest opinions on whether this looks like gyno

beach season is here and I want to hang out shirtless all day without gawkers

again, I'm 5'7" 148 lb so not overweight, my pecs are also in good shape, I bench 3 times a week 10 sets for 5 reps of 115 lb each time with perfect form


 No.133532

>>133183

Those are tranny tits.


 No.133574

>>133183

OP I would hardcore stare the shit out of your tits, it doesnt even matter if you are a guy or a girl to me.

I would even be able to get away with it because you are a guy.

Your nipples also look like little sausage nuggets.


 No.133593

File: 6a33daebb061669⋯.jpg (132.79 KB, 600x800, 3:4, Busty Buffy sailor.jpg)


 No.134597

op here again

this is all very depressing

I was bracing myself for a lot of ribbing but was hoping that some would think it looks like a guy that works out a lot just got a older and flabbier

I get a lot of ‘you have tits’ in real life but tried to brush it off as joking around


 No.134624

File: 3003c6369efddb3⋯.png (33.16 KB, 165x115, 33:23, 1444145089727.png)


 No.134687

I was considering posting my hips for a similar honest opinion thread but I think I know what the responses will be

I try hard to build up my upper body, chest measurement is 39”, waist is 30”, but I can’t get my hips below 43”


 No.134691

>>134597

Post more tits OP. For scientific research.

>>134687

Post em anyways. Please humor us.


 No.134697

>>134624

Son.

Cosplay thotts are hideous without their makeup.


 No.134840

File: 6b715ccd0acd0d2⋯.png (8.96 MB, 1125x2436, 375:812, CEFC0D3C-229D-4470-B2D2-5D….png)

op again

here is another pic, keep in mind i can bench 155 lb with perfect form and that at 39 yrs old, some of the pec muscles get a bit flabby

I’m getting increasingly concerned that going to the beach and boardwalk without a shirt is going to attract a lot of harassment and unwanted attention

honest opinions appreciated


 No.135156

>>134624

Just search for filename in porn sites.


 No.135168

File: 7b216ce0bc23783⋯.jpg (235.41 KB, 684x1024, 171:256, istockphoto-520686571-1024….jpg)

>>134840

To be honest it unsettles me more your waist to hips ratio.

Just put some shorts and hang around overweigth topless guys.


 No.135220

>>134840

Might be Klinefelter syndrome tbh anon. I have a very similar body type. Are you unusually tall? Do you have difficulty growing facial hair?


 No.135226

>>134840

You're fat and you have mantits


 No.135238

>>134840

Yikes I ought to appreciate myself more


 No.136232

Op here

No not tall, 5’7”, but almost no facial hair

Also i’m 148 lb so not fat, although i have relatively small bone structure (6” wrist, size 8 feet) so maybe a little excess flab but not much

The problem seems to be the excess fat keeps accumulating on my pecs and hips

I can wear baggy shorts to hide my wide hips, but not sure how to get away with no shirt, if i had a hairy chest it would still look fat masculine but my chest is hairless which seems to highlight the ‘tits’ appearance


 No.136256

Stop eating soy.


 No.136257

you should probably bring this up with your doctor tbh


 No.136422

>>136232

>148lb

Honestly anon, I would recommend you go get some chromosomal testing done, I wouldn't be at all surprised if you've got an extra X or two. In which case, I would say that surgery is your only eal option if you want to get rid of that shit. This is coming from someone who starved himself half to death in attempt to get rid of his rack and love handles, and I can safely say that your body will metabolize your heart before it goes for that titty tissue.


 No.136802

File: 1c76ea2c1802acb⋯.png (349.27 KB, 1244x744, 311:186, 1 Br2W8fYtwp0OGIQmwZtSYA.png)

>all these fags posting their faces like autistic /soc/ losers


 No.136814

File: 8a8286dc50154b4⋯.png (10.64 MB, 1125x2436, 375:812, A88AC392-3D52-4E27-8031-03….png)

Op again

This pic was after a good pec workout

I workout at a small crossfit gym during off hours

My pecs look tighter here but nips still a bit largish


 No.136819

>>136814

>ugly mantits

>small dick

just stop


 No.136848

Op here

Honest opinions please

Also if you are female would this be at all attractive (assuming normal size nips and ignoring I’m 5’7”)

I know males will ridicule even if i had a 7” package, that’s just the way we are wired

But my experience has been that females are more honest if a bit too considerate on how they articulate their opinions


 No.137109

>>136819

>>136814

A good way to tell is to see your cock erect.

Lets see that dic, OP.


 No.137144

>>132567

Did you go have a sex change operation? Would explain the tits, the no hair on body or face, 5" 7' height, small shoe size and wrists, small dick and a face that's little girly. No offence, just my honest opinion.


 No.137161

>>132567

And the small waist wide hips.*


 No.137276

>>137144

op here

no sex change operation and no hormones or anything

that said, I am a vegetarian and kind of addicted to soy related foods like tofu and soy sauce on everything, not sure if that is having a real impact

my height which is 5'6 or 5'7, size 8 shoe and 6" wrist are kind of out of my control

my waist is small because I work out a lot, but nothing I do seems to reduce my hips

face girly? probably because even at 39, I don't have facial hair + I use moisturizer to stay young looking, not sure it looks girly though

dic size? the pic is with a partial erection, you can see the vein if you look closely, I think it gets to 4.5" fully erect, probably about 4" in the pic

By the way, are you male or female?


 No.137315

op again

I always thought my erect cock was about 4.5" erect, but after measuring I have been over-estimating

the pic is probably about 2.5", full erect gets to 3.5", I think its still within the range of average though


 No.137443

>>137276

Well, sorry to be the one to break it to you but soy is basically like the poor man's sex change operation. Wrecks havoc on your hormone balance. It has phytoestrogens, which is basically plant produced estrogen. So, your body's testosterone goes down. Estrogen goes wayyy up. That's very likely causing most of the things I mentioned earlier including the titties.

Male here.

About your dick, why don't you show us the fully erect pic. I don't think I've ever seen a 3.5 incher. No homo. Just curious.


 No.139325

Nips bigger than clit


 No.140080

>>136814

Honest opinion? You look like someone who was genetically meant to suck cock and get pumped with sperm up your butt

No self respecting woman could think of you as a man as you look more feminine than most women

If what you say is true and you have never taken hormones and look like this, then you should transition as you will have more sexual success taking cocks up your ass




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