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 No.1[Reply]

Post here every time you visit /general/.

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 No.18559

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>>18484

>Jesus was a Negress who lived in Seattle.




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 No.9283[Reply]

As you can probably tell, this board is under new ownership. I'm only going to enforce two rules:

1. The 8chan global rule: Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America.

2. No flooding. As a general rule, posting the same thing more than 5 times is considered flooding, unless you do it in your own thread. Additionally, creating a thread about the topic when there are already 3 or more threads about the same topic is considered flooding.

Common sense will be followed when applying these rules.

Shitpost away, faggots!

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 No.17841

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>>17817

Nigger pedofag has spoken his mental illness again.




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 No.9469[Reply]

I'm looking to improve the board and give it a character distinct from the default.

Any suggestions put them in this thread.

Note that all banners should be 300 pixels wide and 100 pixels tall.

All banners must be in JPG, PNG or GIF format, and be less than 500kb in size.

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 No.17184[Reply]

Movies et cetera.

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 No.18508

Mildred Rogers from Maugham's Of Human

Bondage

Of Human Bondage (1934) W. Somerset Maugham

https://youtu.be/0uHuLP7Eau8


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 No.18550

Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) - HD 1080p

Rating: 8.7

Storyline

Story of a young woman, Mrs. McBain, who moves from New Orleans to frontier Utah, on the very edge of the American West. She arrives to find her new husband and family slaughtered, but by who? The prime suspect, coffee-lover Cheyenne, befriends her and offers to go after the real killer, assassin gang leader Frank, in her honor. He is accompanied by Harmonica on his quest to get even. Get-rich-quick subplots and intricate character histories intertwine with such artistic flair that this could in fact be the movie-to-end-all-movies.

https://afdah.org/watch?v=Once_Upon_a_Time_in_the_West_1968#video=wYBma088l6m6JSkVMK0JC8I2sSd2gaupGSY9V8-zi-5_0XlR2e4fL4_Fz0uviNS4jPXaqZo


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 No.16146[Reply]

321-626-8487

Triggered female

 No.16148

File: 53a85dbbfdce207⋯.jpg (16.21 KB, 226x282, 113:141, 142c.jpg)

>>16146

Doesn't matter... it's only a woman


 No.16800

>>16148

I'm too tired to be triggered


 No.16878

Please stop associating women with humans beings, please?


 No.18530

>>16878

Fair call, anon.


 No.18556

How can a man and a woman procreate, if neither are what gender they claim to be?




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 No.17978[Reply]

3rd edition of Toadstools

Previous thread: >>14962

First thread: >>12476

News, issues of the day, philosophical ramblings, or just interdasting stuff.

Share your thoughts and spread your bookmarks.

Where We Go One, We Go All!

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 No.18543

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What is democracy? We keep hearing the political class and the lamestream media cry about "democracy" as if it is a real thing. They bemoan "threats to our democracy" or claim to want to "promote democracy" in foreign countries. What is this thing they speak of? Simple: Democracy = Group Think = Mob Rule. This is how they want to control us.


 No.18544

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This is getting a lot of press so might as well post about it. Lara Logan, former CBS correspondent, did an interview exposing the biases in the media. The Five discuss this. Full interview (3 hours) available in these links:

https://hotair.com/archives/2019/02/18/lara-logan/

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/02/18/cbss-lara-logan-on-media-bias-unless-you-seek-out-breitbart-you-wont-see-the-other-side/


 No.18549

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Greg Hunter interviews Dave Janda (December 30, 2 hrs). The really good stuff -- Bush, 9/11, Obamacare, implosion of the financial system -- runs from 45:00 to 1:37:30. Doyle and Moynihan and the Clinton Foundation from 12:30 to 27:45.

https://saraacarter.com/financial-bounty-hunters-testify-clinton-foundation-operated-as-foreign-agent/

https://www.coreysdigs.com/clinton-foundation/arkansas-swamp-bleeds-as-clintons-circle-the-drain/


 No.18552

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The Deep State is going down (1/2 hr). Although some of this seems to be speculation, it is quite evident that something BIG is happening. The accused parties are guilty beyond reasonable doubt. The number of sealed indictments that have been accumulating in every state is far beyond normal, though the exact count may be uncertain.

https://legalbeagle.com/6790439-sealed-indictment.html

https://www.coreysdigs.com/sealed-indictments/sealed-indictments/

Flashback to April, 2018: Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are suspected of being involved in the brutal mutilation of a young girl. This is known as the "Frazzledrip" incident. Due to their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, should there be any doubt as to the guilt of the Clintons and anybody associated with them? There is something truly satanic about these people and we need to start seeing arrests and executions.

https://archive.org/details/HillarySnuffVideoResurfacesAndMore (1/2 hr)

https://www.newsweek.com/what-frazzledrip-hrc-pizzagate-conspiracy-theory-hillary-clinton-video-huma-1256257

https://truthunsealed.com/


 No.18555

Let me put this into words that Truump supporters can understand: Poo Poo wee wee gaah gaah laa laa, OK?




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 No.2053[Reply]

DO IT NOW FAGGOT

It's not like anyone will ever see it here anyway.

>I cheated on my wife and probably knocked up a mixed girl

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 No.18505

>>2053

Why haven't the South and Central Africans created any long standing civilizations? I don't understand, didn't they have a huge wealth in resources and started earlier than everyone else?


 No.18513

>>18496

Reminds me of Band Camp


 No.18522

>>18513

Toot your horn


 No.18553

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>>18553

I bet her mother is VERY proud of her... NOT!




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 No.5344[Reply]

AND I WANT TO LICK THEM

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 No.16865

>>16847

Leave Kirby Alone.jpeg


 No.16872

I still remember the first time I came on my g/f's feet... we both got off on it, it was so different.


 No.16876

>>16872

Smells great, too


 No.18539

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 No.18540

Hot sexy kids feet

MOAR




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 No.17045[Reply]

Q is the objective to make 33 degrees and below take the fall for what the 34 degrees and above are doing to this Country, i.e. GHWB was 77 degree. Is this part of it

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 No.17491

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That's why it was a question not a statement of fact. I just read that somewhere I just don't remember where I heard the "theory" I was not trying to open a 👇


 No.17503

>>17491

is this an image of frozen llama semen again?


 No.17678

File: b90fd44a200b77b⋯.jpg (167.92 KB, 1125x1636, 1125:1636, IMG_20190109_100756.jpg)

Why are there 2 R's


 No.17683

>>17678

Simply: Trump is a complete retarded moron.


 No.18538

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>>17503

>an image of frozen llama semen




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 No.9818[Reply]

>tfw female astronauts are in almost all respects superior to male astronauts except for the most crucial: the brain

it's kinda hilarious that the peak-performance astronaut is literally a japanese schoolgirl

 No.9819

>>9818

>Japanese Schoolgirl

Sounds all good and legit to me

In fact. Why aren't we funding this?


 No.9854

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>>9819

i'm not even messing around dude females need less food and stuff, they're smaller and lighter, their life functions don't fail as easily in space, they're less likely to suffer from space-related psychological stress, etc. so it's cheaper and less complicated to send them up as opposed to males. compounding the size/weight issue is that azns are fuckin tiny. moe schoolgirls from nippong are unironically the best candidate for interplanetary travel.

there's actually a whole anime adaptation of a light novel based on this premise but that's about all i know


 No.9863

>>9854

Just feed 'em cat semen


 No.9867

>>9863

who

why


 No.18536

>>9863

>cat semen

What would cat semen look like in space, i wonder? has this ever been tested scientifically? If not, why not?




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 No.10861[Reply]

It's the official Merde Thread!

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 No.12734

>>12683

That's a wave, you retard! A waves caused by the shape and movement of the hull thru the water.


 No.12791

>>12734

It's actually the corpse of their 11-yo "Bailing Boy", who failed in his only job.


 No.12819

>>12734

What you're describing it a wake and it's not what I'm looking at.


 No.15713

I just landed a massive turd. Good colour, good texture, good stink. I was really quite happy with it.


 No.18535

There is nothing quite as refreshing and satisfying than a good bowel-emptying shit, wouldn't you agree?




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 No.10984[Reply]

i'm pretty tired rn tbh

 No.11062

>>10984

Time to curl up in your cardboard box under the stairs, OP


 No.15716

File: c3c6bf824687e83⋯.webm (76.19 KB, 460x258, 230:129, sweet-dreams.webm)

Goodnight.


 No.18534

I, too, am quite tired at the moment. i am going to get my teddy bear and fuck it




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 No.10038[Reply]

who else here /raretard/?

 No.10141

>>10038

I'm a highly-functioning high-level retarded autistic, and my handlers say i am having a good day today. Thank you for asking.

Dysnomia.


 No.15717

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 No.18533

>>15717

Ewww... shoot, gas, or just eliminate that 'thing'...




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 No.15894[Reply]

Daily reminder that meds are the master race and snowniggers are just parasites who stole credit

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 No.18532

"Jews are the Niggers of the World"




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 No.16644[Reply]

=D

 No.16683

File: b4d6c54b64bcd67⋯.jpg (32.93 KB, 460x256, 115:64, 067a.jpg)

>>16644

Thanks dub dubs

Nice family moment


 No.16798

Reminds me of that great weekend when i was boarding at that Catholic girls' school.

Good fun happy memories.


 No.18531

>>16798

I loved my weekly rapings at boarding school, right before daily Mass




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