I am doing that with mass spectrometers.
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>That girl is mikan!
NO! I don't want to be tortured and beaten…
>Sega is partner for (((goolag)))'s console
>If this is how they'd be restored to their former glory, then I'd rather have nothing at all. A 3DPD is better than fucking (((goolag))). A fucking fresh hot nigger turd is better than fucking (((goolag))). A single lone jew is fucking better than (((goolag))).
>If sega turns into (((goolag))) games, it will be their death. It will also be very very bad for the Japanese games industry considering Sega's position there.
Yay I'm better than (((Goolag))). In seriousness, I fucking agree. Although Sega being strongly associated with Google would be nothing like restored to their former glory. Sega in the 90s felt like the "rebel" game company, willing putting in violence and other shit in their games, keeping censorship to a minimum. If they turn into Google? They'll just be another hardcore marxist communist SJW company and a company full of fucking shills constantly spewing out propaganda for the good goyim. I rather have nothing. I rather have Sega dead (and also to see the Sanic fanbase lose their fucking shit) and going out in a blaze of fucking glory than a soulless company that sold their soul to the (((devil))) for a few good goy shekels.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BREAKFAST I CAN HAVE?!
Not yet, still lying in bed.
And I don't have anything fascinating, unless you find oatmeal to be fascinating
Don't cry, I'm here for you, trap-kun!
But that girl really is mikan! That's her name! Fitting, isn't it? I even have another beautiful image, just for you <3 it's lewd this time as well! Look very closely and self-insert as you always do!
>Restored to former glory
You're completely Reich about this. Back then Nintendo was the fucking moral authoritarian and Sega was the cool kid. Then it was Sony. And now, fucking ironically, it's Nintendo with the minimally-censored lewd games on their platform!
Remember the mode that for censored from the senran kagura remake? There's an entire fucking switch game based around it! It's glorious!
I also agree with it being better to see Sega die an honorable death, and not become host to the worst parasite in existence. But the glory days are long gone, and they're going to do what they think will give them the most shekels. The most worrying part of the whole thing is potential for SJWs to get a strong foothold in the Japanese games industry, even more than the fucking soyny fiasco
Smother the oatmeal on your non-existent penis and then have mikan-kyun eat it
I'm starving. I'm dizzy. I'm tired. To hell with it. I'm going to make us breakfast in bed, Hupwoo! Lots of pancakes and bacon!!! Maid Mikan activate!
And absolutely not
Aww, that would be so lovely.
Starving and dizzy is no good though. You should be the one resting in bed, then I'll prepare the food!
Cooking isn't fun if you're starving, and frying bacon definitely isn't fun either if you're dizzy on top of it.
RAN! You can have pancakes and bacon with us too!
>The oatmeal comment
Kira, please get help…This isn't healthy. I don't torture you!
>That post about Sega about Sega and "potential for SJWs to get a strong foothold in the Japanese games industry, even more than the fucking soyny fiasco"
Christ, it's so true. And if the SJWs get a foothold into the industry, it's over for the industry. And Sony…Sony changed so much, it's astonishing. It makes me wonder about the theory of Sony changing to appeal to China's laws is true or not. But China hates the extreme left and the baizuo. And I don't think China will buy Sony, since Sony is Japanese. Muh Nanking.
Off to cook for us and Ran then! <3
Does the patter enjoy pats?
I'm studying right now.
But not alone!
Will be helping out
Enjoy providing pats, yus
The selfless headpatter, spreading happiness to all.
We can just serve you when you're ready to take a break.
Yay! Hupwoo cooks with me!
Absolutely. Cooking with some company makes it more enjoyable.
And considering what you said, it sounds like you'd need some.
I'll be back in a bit, then.
Whatever you say!
Ah yes, I forgot that you're gay so you'll be the one doing the dick-sucking!
I do not need help with anything
I am perfectly healthy, dr. Mikan!
>I don't torture you
So you have been self-inserting into the images!
It's because they decided to move the fucking PlayStation HA to commiefornia! Here's the question: does the main branch not know what is going on? Or do they know exactly what's going on and allow it to happen? If it's the latter, then unfortunate as it is, sony is fucked
>Changing to appeal to chinks
Sounds very plausible. Tons of companies have done ridiculous things to get into the chink market and it's pretty much always not worked since they had to do shit like give up their intellectual property or censor stuff. Fucking yellow jews. This is why, as based as the chinks are, I wish to see them fucking crash and burn
Fake news! The virgin communist insurgency vs the chad literal rape of an entire city!
No lewding Mikan!
How are you planning to stop me from lewding and bullying your dear wife?!
I dont understand what is happening here
Define "what is happening here"
I don't get it either.
Her wrists and ankles are chained, but she is bending her back and standing on her toes for no reason?
Perhaps the direction of gravity is the direction she is bending towards, and the image is drawn from a sideways perspective. Or she was hit by something big with considerable momentum and it pushed her to the side like that, and the image was drawn at that instant
Also, the waifu you posted is a literal whore. 1 time costs 500 yen. An extremely reasonable price for the girl.
Same question as Cato? See above
That price is just for a titfuck under the neko top
Disappointing! Looks like she has no pantsu on, too! Nice milk bags though! But that won't save her from a false advertising complaint!
It's clearly 500yen for headpatting sessions.
No non-lewd allowed.
It can't be the first thing, because those free chains are dangling towards the bottom of the frame, and there's nothing in the picture that she would have been hit by!
>Nothing she would have been hit by
What if it was moving so fast that it's out of the frame already?! What if it's invisible, like a nigger in the night?
By banning you!
Too bad, I'm gonna keep postin' them.
I actually think she's standing on her toes to grind her crotch on the corner of that thing.
But you have no such power, and already know that it's ineffective! I am disappointed in you!
You're going to need a much better plan than that, trap-kyun!
Oh, the horror! You're going to murder my erection!
How very perverted of her! I like that explanation. Maybe her crotch has been glued there!
It's effective enough. There's a limited amount of IPs after all, but there's no limit to my perseverance
I still find it funny how this place is basically 1/2 porn 1/2 political discussion more often than not
We talk about video games too.
At least someone finds it humorous.
Not really, a piece like her should fetch way more than 500 yen!
Just depends on who is around, I guess.
What else is there to do?
I get sucked into political discussions too easily
I have a problem!
How adorable of trap-kyun to take her strange obsession with me to the next level by wasting her life away trying to ban all my IPv6 addresses
I'd say 1/4 porn, 1/34 political discussions, and 1/2 bullying, shitposting, big gay, gaymes, and headpats
Forget paying! I will pirate her!
Anyways, I'm off to bed! Goodnight ran, trap-kun, dindu-kun, cato-kun, absent-mikan-sama
You're reaaaaally easy to bait into stuff. It's pretty funny.
Ya'know, I generally dont think highschool girls are all that cute
Everyone here likes games!
Definitely more than 1/34th political arguments, it's awful.
That's because your pee-pee gets hard when you see the opportunity to get into an argument.
Make me take it back? You're trying already!
Ban IPv6 too.
I've only met 1 person who outright didn't like videogames!
Wow, even Gen X-ers and older?
Oh no. Plenty of those.
I meant younger people, the sort that would post here.
Uni time, bye bye.
and enjoy your pancakes Mikan cutie
I just don't like things that are wrong!
And I like science funding!
Gotta help yourself.
Arguments aren't worth getting into 99% of the time, just gotta learn to not hop in.
Somebody click this so I don't have to.
Nigga I ain't clicking that.
But how do you know that the other guy's wrong!
I learned my way around Kira, at least!
I do when I take up the argument!
Do you get into arguments often irl too? Or just places like here.
Good luck with uni.
Force new conversations!
>trying to force people out of a political conversation
If they're already in one, they're too far deep.
Did anyone click it?
But you may be the wrong person!
Well that makes sense. You can't be too sure that there's no one here that's quite old, though.
Force a cock in their mouth then. That will shut them up one way or another.
my cohort paticipates in constructive bickering.
Wrong person for what?!
I'm fairly sure of it. I don't consider anyone here That I'm aware of their age at least old.
Good way to get your dick bitten off.
Just here then, that's good.
You're right. Knives it is.
I mean, the person holding the wrong standpoint!
I'm actually in my early 40's.
Yes, let's just destroy politics.
No government, the only thing you can rely on is yourself.
I mean, we do argue pretty regularly but it usually ends with a google search and someone admitting defeat
We generally agree politically, so that is not a big deal. Even when political discussions come up, like with guns, it is just a hell of a lot more cordial than here where people who use incorrect statistics or bad articles actually accept that.
If I am then I accept it!
But a lot of the discussions in here are inherently driven by bad data for some reason!
If it's something that can be solved with a google, then it's whatever.
Data and citations are gay, I usually just strongly argue with whatever -seems- the most accurate.
>I'm actually in my early 40's
I don't believe you, obviously.
It's been a while since I've asked, how have you been?
The stats are the more important part!
>rely on myself
We're getting a little head of ourselves now…
That image makes me happy
Just let people be wrong.
You have to believe in yourself.
It's even better when the positions I hold are based on mood and oscillate wildly from week to week.
I wish you would now and again.
It's only been a couple days, and I'm too isolated for things to change that quick!
I got out of helping someone with an errand today, so I guess that's good.
I don't believe you because I remember you saying something different before!
>it's only been a couple days
Did I ask you? I must've forgotten.
running errands is fun, it's a good excuse to go out and do something.
It will be the last image you see!
Why believe in myself when I can believe in others?
Anyways, enjoy your night.
Have a good day tomorrow (today?)
So why did you believe me then, but not now?!
Maybe not explicitly, but we talked.
Yeah, but the errand was helping my boss move heavy appliances just out of the goodness of my heart. And sleeping until noon seemed more productive.
No! It was your intent! Meanie!
>Does the main branch not know what is going on? Or do they know exactly what's going on and allow it to happen? If it's the latter, then unfortunate as it is, sony is fucked.
With the shit movies Sony Columbia has been putting out? I think they know exactly what is going on. Sony never should have gotten into movies. It's what really fucked over the company.
Always avoid. They'll just make Chinese ripoffs of your shit anyways.
Enjoy uni, Hupwoo.
Ish snacks time. Have pancake.
Fine, I'll believe you. That also means I get to call you old man.
I do remember that, although I can't remember about what.
>helping somebody move stuff
Only if you really like them. That is not a fun "errand" to run.
Pancakes at 3am?
Why not? You're staying up and working hard on your studies!
I'm not working too hard if I'm posting here.
Thanks either way.
I'm just reaching my peak at 44, not an old man at all.
It's my boss! I don't dislike him, but I don't want to see him on my days off, either!
40+ is my cutoff for old man status. Joking.
Not surprising it was that, seems to be the only thing I talk about.
I wouldn't even help some of my friends move stuff like that, let alone a boss.
>EseM is an old boomer
Tell me your stories of the 80s and 90s. What was a good game that you liked? The type of games where you sip your Monster energy drink and go *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* "That was a good game?"
It doesn't matter because I lied.
It's what you know a lot about!
You should be willing to if it's a friend!
Galaga, obviously. They just don't make them like that anymore. We had the best TV shows too, like MASH and Hogan's Heroes.
All my trust in you is shattered!
Speaking of, what name should I use for a tournament this weekend?
I said some friends! I would for most of them, but stuff like that is really rough.
And I'm not really the person to help with heavy lifting.
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Wasn't that mostly a 70's show? You're older than I thought!
Namco faggot. Still decent tastes
I'll have to regain it somehow.
Frick, I dunno. What sort of names do people usually use for that kind of thing?
An extra person is better than not having an extra person regardless!
There's nothing wrong with Namco, they have some good things!
Just say hello and it's back.
Normally people just use online names, but for smaller/online tournaments I like going with silly stuff.
True enough. Although if he's trying to get you to specifically move a washer, then I wouldn't be much use.
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This is true. I'm just not a fan of arcade shoot them ups. I was never good at them which is why I would never pick up Touhou
Good guess, it was a washer and a dryer.
Yeah, something like that. Although maybe a little less weird.
Didn't you mention that it was a washer earlier? Or did I just put that in myself.
My favorite shmup is actually Carrier Air Wing
Your trust isn't that expensive!
No, I said "Heavy appliances", checking back now.
Neither am I, but they can still be fun to lose over and over again at.
My trust goes at a special rate just for you.
WeedSomker69_420 is what I'll go with maybe.
Well, there's not much else to move around, right? A stove, maybe.
That's a little better.
Are fridges heavy? Big-screen CRT?
Wifi Warrior would be a fun one.
Fridges are very heavy, I forgot about those!
Not many people have CRTs to move anymore, but those would fit too.
Why that over Area 88?
You just like the waifu bait.
Simply because it's the one I played.
Also the soundtrack is better.
I also like area88 but not quite as much.
There you go, then.
See, lots of potentials!
I don't need another waifu!
Going to bed.
Okay. I think I'm more partial towards Area 88 due to the anime and manga. I'm going to have to go out. I have errands for today.
Good night Ese.
Good night Ran.
Sweet dreams you two!
>Don't this HS girls are all that cute
In weeb media? How many fucking narcotics did you have to consume in order to arrive at this conclusion?
>It was your intent
But being mean is fun! And posting lewds and other similar images at you is great fun! So is being lewd!
I agree. Here's basically what happened: in the 80s/90s Sony was releasing media formats. For example, DAT digital audio tapes (which were better than CDs in terms of sound quality). But the (((RIAA))) claimed that the digital tapes facilitated piracy blah blah blah and a bunch of other bullshit because they were cheap and easy to copy. They successfully (((lobbied))) for a law that would force some stupid (((DRM))) upon the media format. And then they essentially forced all the record labels to not release any music on the format (even though, ironically, they were perfectly happy using the format in their own recording studios) So, DAT failed because nobody released music on it.
So, Sony bought their own movie studio and music label so they'd always have something to release on their new media formats. But, well, you don't need me to tell you what kikewood is like. So, the divisions became a cancer, and clearly the cancer has spread. If it's not cut off quickly, the cancer will spread rapidly. Which will be very unfortunate, because I really like some of Sony's electronic products and really want to see what they're going to do with their semiconductor division with all the investment they're putting in it
>Always avoid chink market
Congratulations, you're smarter than some big major companies!
>Learned my way around Kira
What did you learn, exactly!?
Cato is right, JS girls are obviously superior to JK!
Why not both!
A lot of your beloved idols are JK, are they not?
Cute image though!
Have a lovely day, dear
Yeah, I'm just shitposting.
>Replying 6 hours later
And yet you break the shitposting mood with the sudden tone shift to all serious!
I don't feel a constant need for shitposting like a certain someone.
Yeah, she deserves better
>Constant need for shitposting
>Like a certain person
Gee, who could this certain someone be!? Do I know them? Why would someone ever constantly shitpost!?
She'll forgive you if you lewd her well enough!
>need for constant shitpost
To fill that black hole in that chest of yours, kira
>Black hole in that chest of yours
The laws of physics assure me that as long as we are all still here, it is quite literally impossible for me to have a singularity in my chest
It was a metaphor
What exactly is this metaphor for?
You know them, and they're much closer than you think.
>They're much closer than you think
You're going to make me paranoid! At this rate I'm going to start checking for people that may be trailing me every 5 seconds!
Some strange things with these trackers have suddenly appeared on Qbittorrent asking for a username and password and I have no clue where they came from or how to get rid of them.
Why would you need a password for a tracker?
ALWAYS LEWDING! MIKAN IS FOR LEWDING!
The content on private trackers is generally better than what you can get on public trackers, and much better seeded
I was wondering why I have 6 private trackers suddenly popped up asking me for identification.
Dunno, I don't really torrent. Ask /ptg/ on /g/. I think it's called. 100% certain they got a private tracker general
NO SHE ISN'T!
Is for gentle loving and cuddling
Maybe some of the public trackers became private. Maybe the torrent you're downloading uses private trackers. I dunno
>No she isn't
Trap-kun is asexual
What a disappointment
That's what I get from torrenting from /t/!
What are you trying to download?
Lets roll with that
But there's barely any seeders.
So, I decided to use Amazon instead.
And yet you said you wanted children! You want to reproduce with mikan-sama!
>KF2 ep 9 became the second worst ranked anime episode on nico nico
I didn't think it was that bad even if Caracal was a bitch…
Dog deserves better.
I think you might like Strike Witches.
Your heart would melt!
If it's anime, I doubt it.
If it's not dubbed, I doubt it
I thought you said you'd never watched SW.
Niconico reviews are too reactionary.
They're worse than youtubers at times.
German dubs are amazing.
So are Australian dubs
Started watching it while I was away.
Ursula a cutie
I dunno. They consider anything under like 95% very good to mean the episode was shit, which means most people typically just say everything was very good. KF2 ep 9 got like 95% very bad.
Sanya is my favorite. Well except for Heidemarie but she's only in the movie.
Absolutely shit taste
Don't leave so soon~
>Riajewanon-kun does not want to be stuck alone with me
I never said that~
So you DO want to be stuck alone with me and the alleged shitposter than is closer to me than you think~
I'm about to leave for my 40ish-minute drive to school but I'll probably come back for a few minutes before class starts
I'll probably be gone in 40ish minutes…
Wouldn't know. I just can't listen to a non-western language
Have a good day
>Digital tapes was sabotaged by the (((RIAA))) due to piracy concerns.
I thought it was due to special hardware being needed to play them.
>Sony bought a music label to release stuff on new media formats.
If you want more information on Soyny Pictures, you should read this book. Two fags from Hollywood actually nearly bankrupted Soyny by ripping them off.
>Smarter than some big major companies
And not as greedy. You could always go into the Hong Kong and Taiwan market, but then the Chinese government will go after you.
Headpats. You and Kira…
Kira's a bully.
Good Hupwoo. Headpats
Had a pleasant day?
I'm not sure. It was okay. I've been avoiding relatives while doing my errands.
*strokes your back slowly, caressing you*
Hope you can keep staying away from real-life drama, so your day will stay ok.
I gotta visit parents again this weekend for birthdays. Really don't wanna ;-;
If only I was there, I can keep you company. You can also surprise your parents since you'll be with a tomboyish girl, but a girl no less. I can picture them now. "OMG YOU'RE STRAIGHT?!"
God if only..
It's funny cause my mother would very likely be like that
Would she cry over you experimenting with being straight and try to convert you back to being gay?
I'm starting to think Kira is John McAfee behind a Canadian VPN.
>The mistake was fooling around with 3DPD.
And riajewanon-kun is indeed gone!
Well, you need format-specific hardware to read every physical media format! It was meant to replace the shitty compact cassette with something much better since CDs aren't very good for portable music players compared to little tapes
>New media formats
Yes, precisely. This was their creation post-DAT. And this time they had music to release on it! And a bunch of stupid DRM measures, too! Restricting the amount of copies you can make!
I'll look into it, this sounds entertaining
>Not as greedy
This is a bit part of it. Chinkland is a big fat market. And the companies think that the risks are worth it and that nothing will happen to them, even though it's been shown time and time again that that is not the case
>You and Kira
What about us!? I thought you only loved trap-kun! Why are you lumping us together!?
Don't think so. She doesn't want me to think she cares about her children's sexuality, but I'm fairly positive all parents want grandchildren
lol McAfee. He's a pretty cool guy who really doesn't give a fuck about anything. It can be pretty funny reading what he says sometimes. And nah, he's not Kira. McAfee got more brain than that
>The special hardware and new media formats talk.
Then along came CD Burners and MP3. Remember "NAPSTER! BAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!"?
I actually played around with a minidisc player. It looked cool, actually. It was like UMD before UMD.
I need to find a copy too.
Best part? Those who take the risk end up failing. The new Star Wars movies were massive bombs in China, since they hated the poz and the race mixing. A lot of the big (((Hollywood))) movies end up sucking. Only exception was Doctor Strange I think.
>What about us!?
I was merely referring to your conversations about me and Hupwoo! Bully! At least it would be whites procreating
Have fun in "school" John.
McAfee is an absolute mad man. He still has some decent advise, like how his company turned into shit.
Maybe. Maybe not. I don't think I can handle kids to be honest. Little shits. Not to mention the enabler parents
I'm pretty sure Kira is McAfee. They're both over the top. All we need to do is to find Kira's cocaine stash.
Didn't he also dig a huge hole in his backyard to hide from the law when the police showed up to knock at his door? I think I heard something like that. Guy is indeed a madman.
Kids should be the number one goal in life. It is for every other lifeform we know of, so shouldn't be different for humans. I'm sure you can handle your own children. It's different when it's your own blood and future
He probably hid it in one of his daki's. Would explain why he loves them so much
John McAfee actually fucked a whale. A literal whale.
The absolute mad man!
I suppose about the kids. I'm not 100% sure still.
Oh god, if we search his dakis, we might find he may have dakis of us!
He sure is living life to the fullest.
OH GOD PLEASE NO!
I've got a safespace for you under my sheets
That's lewd Hupwoo…Are you okay?
There's nothing lewd about cuddling
and yeah, I'm fine. You're here
If it's just cuddling and if Kira is long gone…
Kira is on the other side of the Atlantic and Artic. We'll be safe
But he is rich! And has a Leaf passport Maybe we should book him on a flight on a Boeing 737 Mark 8!
Jesus Christ, there's so many black bars here it's like reading a goddamn CIA document.
They're all grounded!
We all know you love big black bars
Me and Hupwoo glow in the dark.
We'll put him on one someday. A faulty one
Digits say Fox and Kira are gay for each other and I'm going to be insanely rich sooon.
Speccy would cry though
Rich would be nice
Spec would be hurt? Why?
Yes rich would be nice
Cause Kira is his one and only
Really would be although you'd be better
Indeed, they could be censoring huge white tiddies after all.
Well yeah, that's a given.
Although that's due to Badfox being a bad influence. He's gay for everyone.
Only for Japanon I think, since he can't have Ran.
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So when Ran visited Fox, Ran denied Fox access to his butt!? I'm so proud of Ran! I was so worried about his butt!!!!!!!!
>I was so worried about his butt!!!!!!!!
This will throw off the spies for sure!
>Five-seveN's wedding outfit in in the gacha for Girls Frontline this month
Fuck, I have to start playing that game again I guess…
It's not funny! His butt is important! He needs to be walking straight!
Good Cato. You understand, right? Ran needs a healthy colon!
I'll probably have better luck getting a real woman to put on a wedding dress.
this is cute
A healthy butt requires occasional prostate exams!
I cant find a picture of the dresses irl
or am I misunderstanding what Five-seveN is?
From a certified license doctor. Badfox isn't qualified to do prostate exams
It was pretty funny though! Just like how Ran would walk if such happened.
But yeah. Should save such for marriage
Than getting a dress in a videogame?
Damn, good luck…
Five-seveN is something Spec got in his pocket at all times!
also a good cleaning
like a chimney sweep!
Gotta really pound it out
>Five-seveN's wedding outfit in in the gacha for Girls Frontline this month
I haven't logged in in months, and I have no tokens. I don't want to send the Chinese any more shekels than I already have just to get anime girl jpegs.
It's called love-making for a reason after all
Can't play it to get the tokens necessary?
Oh. Enterprise still has the best wedding dress of any game so far
I don't think I can grind enough before the gacha expires.
What were you struggling with to suss this out?
Oh yeah? Let's see it.
How? Where did she keep it? In her hands?
She'd drop her firearm to catch some dumb flowers?
A good cleaning is always worth it!
Yes. Good Hupwoo!
I have to go soon…..
g-guess I'll see you on Sunday or Monday then, maybe. If not tomorrow morning.
I hope you'll enjoy your evening, and have a lovely weekend
If you look at her non-damaged art right next to it you can see the pistol in a holster on her left thigh.
Presumably, the damage state has that holster come undone, and the piece falls out.
I'll try to be on a little longer, but I have to help clean up. I'll check up on you from time to time!
Oh, that does make sense..
Could well be.
Don't have to cutie, but I appreciate it.
Will be heading to bed in an hour or so. You should get some sleep soon too <3
I thought Five-seveN was a kpop group or something and they modeled a wedding dress off them.
Yes, with the scrubbing along with it!
…the "Girls Frontline" didn't tip you off though?
Whore needs to put her fat tits away, she's getting married, not making a porno.
>The mistake was fooling around with 3DPD
3DPD is the root of all evil! 3DPD is the possibility of a nice exterior with a guaranteed hideous interior!
Napster was fucking great, it absolutely BTFO'd the. (((RIAA))) Although winning the battle of DAT, the (((RIAA))) was utterly incompetent and lost the war very badly. They deserve to burn.
>UMD before UMD
It really was! The laser wavelength and disk density probably changed, but the basic idea of a miniaturized optical format is the same and the miniaturized mechanism in the PSP is most definitely based on a portable minidisc player mechanism.
Bullying you is great fun!
I am not him. Kiketel-aviv does not own my company.
I just had a lab, and my lab partner was absent. It's a 3DPD. And I still finished the lab before everyone else, with 100% less stress, sweat, talking, and explaining. Calm, quick, and efficient work in silence. Really goes to show how useful this """"""lab partner"""""" really is.
>Got more brain
Winners don't do drugs. All narcotics, including weed, are for sub-human degenerates.
>Dakis of us
Thank you for the wonderful idea! I should make some!
Are you implying McAfee is stupid?
I thought Girls Frontline modeled a gun's wedding dress off an IRL one from a group called Five-seveN
The only stupid one here is you! Baka!
I bet you don't even know what 2+2 is!
Cato… you're dumb.
How was I suppsoed to know there is a gun called Five-seveN?!
I mean, what popped up when you Googled it?
I had good pasta. The kitchen needed a cleaning.
Just don't scrub too rough!
I hated UMD though. For a PSP, it was way better just to use CFW and an extended battery. Not using the UMD drive was like a free upgrade in extending battery life.
WinMX was great too.
>Bullying you is great fun.
Are you some type of dere for me?
>Lab partner who is a thot
>I should make some.
You already did that, didn't you?
A couple Girls Frontline dresses and a buuuuunch of irl dresses
If you are gonna scrub best to feel good as you do
Good girl, keeping the kitchen clean after food preparation/dishes. Always do the same, nothing worse than the idea of cooking in a kitchen that looks like a public bathroom.
What? Show me, what did you punch in?
…huh, 'magine that.
You literally just highlighted a section of my post and hit search, didn't you.
>Better to use CFW
Consider the state of flash memory back when the PSP was being designed. Optical disks gave much, much bigger capacity at the time. But in $CURRENT_YEAR, flash memory is much better. Which is why the switch uses cartridges. And why you can load all your gaymes onto a memorystick or SD card and never have to use the UMD. The engineering and design work that went into making such a compact electromechanical/optical device fairly reliable to everyday use is something I can appreciate.
>Are you a type of dere for me
Is there a kind of dere that gains enjoyment out of bullying/teasing and seeing how the victim reacts? If so, then that's me
>Lab partner is a thot
Is she breathes, she's a thot.
>You already did that
My next step will be comissioning a reverse-trap-kunXtrap-kun ero-doujins
>It's a jew
It's very important to clean the kitchen after doing lewd things in it
What is it, trap-kyun?
Its laughter inducing
Nothing, go blow Spec or something
But spec is cato's!
It's bad to fantasise about me and spec when you already have mikan-sama!
I don't fantasise about such
it's pretty great
How're you, Rajee.
Absolute lies! It lives in your mind rent-freeeeee!
>Spec is actually specops and that's why she can't talk about her job
I'm in positive spirits. Can't complain either.
Did something good happen?
Are they not allowed to talk about their job? Duke did all the time. Most of them write well published books and materials. Some run rather popular YouTube channels.
OpSec always in mind, of course.
Nice. Keeping busy?
Recently completed couchto5k, I've been working more consistently on some personal projects. Just been reminding myself to stay positive. I live alone and currently NEET so I don't have negative human interactions.
So if I''m unhappy its all my own fault. Might as well be positive.
Even with Kira shitposting, /imouto/ is at least 95% comfy.
Exciting. How much do you run a day now?
You're living the dream anime life? How?
One day Kira will get bored and move on to greener pastures.
Sweet dreams Hupwoo. Hug and tuccs
*pulls into bed with*
I have no idea, but it was one of the most plausible explanations I could come up with to explain you
Just your geimu, or more stuff?
It's beautiful, isn't it
I was under the impression that we're all stuck here forever
Go lewd mikan in your sleep, trap-kun
I worked for a few years and have some money saved. I also spend very little money. Don't eat out, cook everything.
The car I bought when I was working was used and I bought it cash.
I have no loans. University in Canada is much cheaper than US. Also I got internships at the time so that helped.
I am renting however, which is significant expense. But compared to other places, my rent isn't that bad.
I'll eventually need to get a job however. I can probably stay NEET for a year before things get tight.
I might re-enter the workforce before that too. I'm being a bit stubborn to myself.
I guess. My family is pretty bad hence my living situation. But I think its better this way.
>How much do you run a day now?
I can run for about 35 minutes non stop. I jog about 3 times a week. Its getting warmer so I'm looking forward to jogging outside.
>Kira moving on
Maybe. I think it will happen when a 3D succubus ensnares him. But I don't mind him too much. My theory on him is that he bullies because he wants to be bullied back.
The board might also get a bit too slow without him. Or maybe it would be better because other people will post more without his special brand of autism around. We will never know.
That and one other thing.
That would be an exciting explanation.
That's right, you're here forever. Just like I'm forever in the last five communities I've left.
>living off savings
I did that for a time. Probably wasn't the best of ideas, since- I'd really like to have that savings back now lmao.
I'm sorry to hear that…
That's impressive! I meant more in terms of distance though.
Oh he DEFINITELY wants to be bullied back, but noone will provide the sufficient bullying, and I highly doubt any 3D witch will swing by soon. Maybe when he's finally in Nipland.
The board existed before he was here in a perfectly healthy capacity. It will exist without him, for a time.
>When two people you like are fighting on the TL.
It has not been 24 hours yet. Calm your autism. Didn't I agree that a leftist government is better for science and research? By definition a conservative government will always be fiscally conservative and will always be about reduced spending.
My distance is 3 miles. So technically I haven't crossed 5k yet. I'll get there before summer.
The next thing I should probably work on is the push up challenge. I suck at it.
The "B', the only Sled on the ramp attempting to disguise itself as something less than beautiful
Do you run? What is your running stats like? What is something I should aim for? Should I try to go for a faster and faster pace for a 5k distance? Or would it be better to aim for 10k?
>living off savings
How long did you do this?
I wanted to make sure you saw that. All white house budgets cut NASA while even the republican senate & house increased it in the end.
You should also watch more of Scott Manley. He is actually awesome
Upper body strength is something I struggled with for a long time too.
I couldn't do pull-ups to save my life.
I think the story about them blowing the fuck out of a fighter pilot that thought he was hot shit is in there too. It's great.
I can't say, or it'd give Kira more ideas.
You seem to have a pretty decent plan right now, if you want to aim for 10k that'd be cool too. 5 miles or more.
About two years.
>One other thing
What is it?
>3D succubus ensnares
Don't hold your breath, that is extremely, infinitesimally unlikely. I have multiple layers of measures in place, and you've seen some of them in action
>Bullies because he wants to be bullied back
Reactions to bullying are very entertaining
>Communities I've left
Out of all the communities I've left, all but one have been because I was banned. The other was a normalfag flood
>It would give Kira more ideas
I like ideas!
>all but one have been because I was banned
That's a pretty bad blemish on your record!
How insufferable were you (or they) to get banned from them all?
>Bad blemish on record
Well, a lot of them were on dickcord
One of them was constantly flooding the meme channel with weeb memes. Another was posting a meme that mocked uncivilized-explosive-kebabs at someone the claimed to be an uncivilized-explosive-kebab and then arguing with the admin about how you can't be waycist against a fucking religion. The rest, I don't really even remember
I think of it more as a mark of honor!
Oh, well. This all sounds rather recent then.
And, I'd question as to why you were even a part of these communities, but uh… those in glass houses, as it goes.
>Why you were even in those communities
The uncivilized-explosive-kebab one was actually my university's anime club dickcord. The admin is an insufferable, incompetent, wrongfully smug poojeet that sucks the big black (((muh inclusion))) dick for whom I have infinitely negative respect.
He even fucking banned nudity from the lewds channel. It was an absolute shitshow.
It was not recent, it's really a cycle of "I am a strong independent man that don't need no fucking community" to periodic loneliness peaks since I don't really have any actively ongoing conversations with anyone, even over the internet, to saying "fuckit" and joining a community, the invevitable shoah'd, and the cycle repeats itself. Those events were of months/years past
He wanted them all wrapped in burkas, and you were just posting nude anime tiddy I bet! How insensitive of you.
Aww, poor Kira. Well you won't be alone here. Maybe. We'll see how it goes.
>all on Discord
That's pretty recent…
>Tfw your room mate is on team chat at 1AM
You never play games at 1AM?
I try not to be a nuisance to others.
Ask him to please be a little more quiet.
I have a limit and tell them that it's late they need to either wrap it up or turn it down.
Also, in other news.
what did you mean
I saw that, but there's no real updates other than it automatically having a graphics pack.
It's from a kooky modpack guy and /dfg/ claims that the game will be infiltrated by SJWs and that the DF dev sold out.
I thought it was falseflaggers, but the guy that made that modpack is a piece of work from what I read.
>[BadFox is] gay for everyone
>Only for Japanon I thing, since he can't have Ran.
That's what I meant, it's all there, self explained.
how is badfox gay for me
Rajuice is the gayest, tho
How is he not, you're his favorite thread person, he's trying to learn Japanese phrases just for you, and even private messages you…
It's a joke, man, c'mon.
I have to leave for a moment, will reply when I get back.
0.5/1/2 years ago is not recent in my mind!
Someone edited my university president in front of the gates of memeschwitz. This is beautiful
Isn't it illegal for things to be this cute?
Stop right there, criminal scum!
>$1000 tuition bill
Cheap as shit!
Well you'll have to forgive me, I'm about to show my age, being that Discord has only been around three years, and there's communities I've put behind me by ten.
Hold your horses, it's divided by subject! That's for one single one, and that's on the cheap end. It ends up being around 11-12k a year in total
I can see that grey hair! For 97% of my time on the internet, I've been nothing but a lurker. 1/2 years ago is when I actually started posting in minimal amounts
That image is silly
So about 33k for a 3 year degree?
That is American prices, the hell?
I guess I should have said "ただいまー".
Missed oppertunity noted.
You must lurk for one year before posting. Thems was the rules.
I like it, it's cute. Mordred is one of the few flat or close to flat chests I really like.
>American prices, the hell
I have no idea what American prices are, but I just checked and can tell you that this year I paid $12,936. Last year I paid $12,397.
And my program is 4 years long.
But keep in mind, this is cucknadistani colourful monopoly money. The American dollar is worth quite a bit more.
I am above the rules.
>Few flat or close to flat chests I really like
Boys have flat chests!
I wasn't wearing my headphones for this one, and kept wondering wtf was making that sound in the room.
I AM THE LAW.
Sorry, allow me to clarify. She's one of the few flat or close to flat chested GIRLS I really like.
And like even more when she's drawn as a boy.
Mordred is awesome, no matter how you put it
My tuition was there or less, even with exchange rates.
That's about $9,706 and $9,301 in legal burger tender, btw.
My mind was folding in on itself reading "Christ church Mosque" until I remembered Christchurch is a city in New Zealand.
I will bend you extremely in the most painful ways possible
>Like it more when she's drawn as a boy
Geeeee, I wonder what sort of preference this could be implying!
Well, fuck. Lower cucknadistani tuition, my ass. Maybe it depends on the program
Happenings! Based Aussie!
>That much in burgermoney
fuck, that's depressing
What happened to the good old days of 1:1 exchange rate and divide-by-1000 yen conversions!?
Fuck so there is no advantage to being a leaf.
What board is the screenshot taken from?
Careful, don't break it now.
I don't know, would you like to spell it out for the class, Kira?
My burger monies is only worth something till Russia and China own Venezuela. Then again, with Canada in its current debt state I'll still be better off than you, sadly.
Run, crawl, dig your way out of Canada to Japan, Kira. Hurry.
Christchurch is in New Zealand darling.
Kaguya Shinomiya, Love is War
I don't know, I got it off twitter. /pol/, I have to assume
It somehow seems appropriate, though.
Right? It's… so oddly fitting. Makes for one hell of a headline.
>Mosque in a city named christchurch
And here I am paying more money to go to a university in the same province as me!
>Don't break it now
I'd shatter you into a trillion pieces, spec-kyun
>Would you like to spell it out for the class
Yes. Let me just don my ahegao shirt, walk up to the board in front of everyone, and write "spec is a massive faggot"
Laughs in (((federal reserve note)))
I'll be out in T-3/T-4 years and counting! The only thing keeping me here is the need to graduate first!
The man posted an Aussie, so I call him an Aussie. Aussie, NZ, what's the difference. They're all "oi cunt"s to me!
I went to a super cheap school tho
oh, that anime I am not watching currently
Apparently she is a loli and not allowed on reddit
fuck reddit admins
The following contains violent material that some may find disturbing, viewer discretion is advised.
does she look like a loli?
She is flat and a highschooler
pechanko isnt loli
What anon just said
youre a loli
RIP me I guess.
Thank you, you may be seated.
*Cries in never increasing interest rate*
Isn't your trip this summer though?
Well, Kiwis are cooler Aussies, and (until after today) had much more lenient gun laws.
Are these the letters about oil embargoes to Japan to kick off the retaliation at Pearl Harbor?
>and not allowed on reddit
You want the name?
>Kaguya is a loli
Hardly. That's fucking bullshit
You're a blue yellow loli
am i one?
yes between ickes and roosevelt
The admins are specifically anti-anime
What uni do you go to
And I 100% agree
If Fox is, of course
Its on 8ch pol. I hope this site isn't killed.
New Zealand is like Canada if Australia was America. At least that is what an Aussie chick told me once.
The crime and homicide rate in New Zeland is very low. Apparently last year had the lowest homicide rate in the past few decades.
This seems pointless. I couldn't even find any Muslim terrorist attacks in New Zealand. Canada had the fucked up Danforth shooter who was Muslim. And there was the fake Hijab assault incident. And the Turkey incel van incident. (That I thought was a terrorist attack that was covered up as incel rage.)
I can't find too much radical Islamic behaviours from NZ except this: https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/350537/christchurch-muslims-to-monitor-radicalised-teenager
The shooter is a turbo cunt. Goodbye gun rights for NZ.
Is this the video of the shooting? I saw some of it on /poll/
Did you see this https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaghettiHentai/ ?
Australia used to have lenient gun laws until the Port Arthur massacre.
I saw a single image from there but I think the fact that it's all photoshop is kinda lame
oooh, no wonder
apparently it was fake
Yes, rip poor spec. Rip her apart
>You may be seated
That was based on a true story!
>Trip this summer
Yes, trip. I thought we were talking about moving!
They're a chink colony now!
At least you aren't legally required to have car insurance there!
..or I guess it's onTechU now
Thank you murphy, very cool
Where do you go?
I got my undergrad at the place I linked and I am at UNM now
Nice. Yeah, I knew about this a long time ago.
What do you think?
Of reddit entirely, or just the subreddit?
This is a video of the shooting. It's… interesting.
He even has a fucking soundtrack and playlist blaring from a speaker he's wearing.
Even plays "Gas Gas Gas" as his getaway song…
RIP AND TEAR
You get only half credit.
We are, just stay there once there~ easy.
No. Its deep mind generator. I used to have some images of anime girls that were all freaky with dog faces and shit everywhere. Looks like the site or algorithm can merge it with any image of your choosing now?
The instructions are here https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaghettiHentai/comments/9k7s9z/how_to_make_your_own_spaghettihentai/
It looks like a fun waste of time. I haven't played around with it though.
What is fake?
you know what i think
Ur all cewl.
Don't go to mosque tomorrow.
I like these, there's so many of them now.
I still think it's kinda lame. a lot of the noods just kinda pinch off, which should be fixed
What are you smoking, it's not at all! At least the only relevant campus is right at the north end of Oshawa
Tfw NZ has a bigger chink problem than uncivilized-explosive-kebab problem. Or least as far as things that are reported on go
>Attack covered up as incel rage
Curse the site load making it take forever to load!
I actually did walk up to the front of an entire lecture hall in order to solve a problem on the board while wearing my ahegao shirt
>Just stay there
But then I'll be a defacto mexican! My shekels will run out eventually!
US as the aggressor.
Indeed, probably best to save it, play it back on your own.
Oh I believe full well that you indeed have. What was the general response?
Well maybe they've got the right idea. I mean, it's worked so far.
Its indeed possible. Have any sources on that?
ask fox he would know
You're like, close to the lake
it's a lot of bullshit
apparently someone just shot up a mosque in kiwiland and streamed it on 8ch, so time for the site to be deleted
I mean if you've been paying attention I literally linked the video in this thread, Cato.
I have not been paying attention to anything outside of cute pictures and my own conversations
/pol/ is really shitty
Just a bunch of conspiracy theorists. I wonder what they are like irl
now you know what they are like irl
>I still think it's kinda lame. a lot of the noods just kinda pinch off
Your nood should be pinched off
Our lake is cold Cato. Its freezing, even in the summer. Also right now there would be floating ice blocks in it. That is not a beach front property
To quote Ese, "/pol/ is double digit IQs and FBI"
The unironic ones? Just as shitty.
Nuh uh, I like my nood!
Sure it is! All you need is a wetsuit!
apprently two mosques now
Even the ironic ones, honestly
I never see the benefit of that
Japanon was saying that you have evidence that the Tasmania mass shooting massacre of 1996 was faked?
I made a spaghetti
>Probably best to save it
Indeed. Especially if it gets taken down inevitably. I am the grand archiver, after all!
>What was the general response
Not much apart from the generic applause after I finished the question and was about to return to my seat and the prof said "let's thank this good goy for coming up here and solving the problem"
>Maybe they've got the right idea
I wonder what japanon would say about this!
>That's close to the lake
By your definition, basically the entire fucking greater kikeronto area is lakefront, which is not the case!
Your perception is warped because you live in the middle of a fucking desert!
Rajeesh is in kikeronto! Let's meet up IRL!
And yet every single fucking day the NPCs and riajew flock to the pathetic beaches here
Behold the power of neural networks!
>MIGA hat in March 2019
That's pretty cringe, bro.
Don't humor Otakuanon
>Rajeesh is in kikeronto!
>Let's meet up IRL!
Surely you jest.
You've shared so much info about yourself that I could probably find you if I wanted.
Weird conspiracy theories about faked shootings
>Year and a half
>Still no motive
He said you were saying!
Danforth, Toronto shooting?
Or the Vegas shooting?
Be specific. Some of us are lazy, tired and/or retarded.
Las Vegas. What Toronto shooting?
It occurred less than a year ago. (July 2018) So it can't be what you were referring too.
But it confirms that there might be lazy or retarded people in this thread.
i heard it was fake
Is the conspiracy really that there was no motive?
That is kind-of a lame conspiracy theory
Yeah, that's silly
No, that's just something that people point to, like, "The documents were on his desk, why haven't the authorities released them".
The real conspiracy is that one of his immediate family members is FBI.
how do you know its silly
People are stupid
Post her more
Because the number of people who would have to be in on the conspiracy that large would be completely unmanageable.
>Shared so much info
What do you know!? Other than the university I attend and my tastes?
I guess you could always camp out at my university or ask around there for that one fucking weeb
>Surely you jest
Why would I jest!?
Port Arthur was possibly faked because a lot of it didn't add up.
Not sure about Tasmania.
bigger ones have been done before though
The shooter put "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" in his manifesto.
I'm good citizen Cato, the authorities would never lie to me!
>Listen to the video
>Plays remove kebab and British Grenadier fife version
That video is odd.
Yes, including all witnesses and anyone else involved
When people talk about shootings being a conspiracy, that's different than them saying that it didn't happen.
Can't be bothered to watch it. People have posted some good tidbits from his manifesto, though.
>We can't trust engineers and oil companies to make a non-leaky pipe
>We can trust governments to not treat its citizens as political pawns
>number of people who would be completely unmanageable
Why would you need more than 3 people in the case for Las Vegas?
Shooter, his brother and the politician somewhere up the chain? If there is an investigation, the shooter alone rots in jail. Politician can kill the brother agent if he becomes worried.
Yea, I'll just need to camp out to find you. Shouldn't be hard as I can pass as a Uni student.
There is no reason for me to do that however.
>Why would Kira jest?
When are you not in jest?
Port Arthur is in Tasmania. Tasmania is part of Australia but is its own island.
Spec said his speaker was playing Gas Gas Gas when he was driving off.
Only 16mins long Ese.
Don't you want to hear people begging for their lives?
No, I have no interest in watching that sort of thing! I'm not some highschooler lurking /b/ gore threads anymore!
There's a Port Arthur in Queensland.
Anyways, the guy they caught was a functional retard with an IQ of 50 (not kidding) and never handled a gun in his life suddenly becomes a marksmen and makes several head shots in the span of a few hours.
>I'm not some highschooler
Thank God, I was worried for a second.
Will you at least play the school shooter game?!
I'll never disappoint you.
No, but I listen to School Shooter, and have a School Shooter T-shirt.
I didn't say we can't trust them to make non-leaky pipes. I just said that the oil company could choose not to publish the data. That kind of cover up only requires a couple people.
Wouldn't conspiracies mean that the thing didn't actually happen?
Most of these are failed attempts and all happened before mass media?
Is Dylan and Eric Clebold on there?
because you dont hear about successful attempts
>Rajeesh posts a boy that looks like that
I wonder what this could mean
>Not kikeronto area
But you said our lake! Hamilton? Burlington? Oakville?
>When are you not in jest
My jesting is the result of many, many semi-overlapping and semi-conflicting layers of abstraction around myself and my general social incompetence, along with a few other factors
They're typically saying that it's an attack coordinated by government agencies for the sake of pushing one thing or another.
>tests are all done
Spring break time!
So all the failed attempts do not count as evidence that this kind of thing is almost impossible?
I am used to 9/11 or space conspiracy theories, so I dont really consider that is an option.
KMFDM IS THE DRUGGG AGGAAIINNNNSSSTTTTT WWWAAAAARRRRR
Looks like something from that video imo.
Ran-sama can melt steel beams.
Wait a second, do you actually think Space exists?
I don't know what that is!
But you were like 3!
I didn't know we had saudis on here!
Ran was born from the fires of 9/11!
Yea that is fishy.
But maybe you don't need IQ to fire accurately?
But its also very strange and statistically unlikely that the shooting would have naturally occurred in Tasmania, with such a small population of people. The chance of crazy increases with more people. You'd think it would have happened in Sydney or Melbourne instead.
So if it was an Op, it may have been decided to be carried out in Tasmania, which is a hella chill place. Which doesn't even make sense.
>Wouldn't conspiracies mean that the thing didn't actually happen?
Jesus Christ cato
It means that the official narrative is questionable. Or maybe the government or some special interest group is behind it. It doesn't mean that it didn't happen.
I think you are being deliberately dense. This is not cute. If you want to be bullied just say so openly. Don't say stupid things like this so that /imouto/ will bully you.
I live in Ontario. The lake is called Lake Ontario. It is our lake.
I was born from the fires of _
See the bottom of this post.
I admit that official stories can be faked to a degree, sure
Head shots are really really hard to make even for trained professionals. Especially in the heat of the moment.
Although, it could be a fluke and it all be by accident. Who knows.
I need to show you some fire arm training videos some day.
Off by a year!
What will you do praetor?
>I live in onterrible
It's not your lake unless you live close to it!
How would you know it's cold all the time!
Rajeesh-kyun is such a tsun!
Is that a yes?
You should never be disappointed!
Your not married!
Of course I'm disappoint!
I bet it's something lewd
Time to use OKCupid.
I'm going to get drunk with friends tomorrow night, so I need to make sure all my homework is done.
Everybody is born from something lewd if you think about it.
So we should do something lewd and see what happens?
Go back to school and write 50 papers…
I'll be around to be bugged if you need me.
>family almost gone
Sprint break time!
That makes one of us.
I could bug you a lot!
Riajew and trash!
Everyone was born from something lewd, so everyone is inherently lewd! Lewdness is goodness!
It won't hurt if we just keep going!
Let's get Cato to use OkCupid!
Oh man can't wait for the repeated "Did you hear the news?!" questions tomorrow.
But Cato is now trying to do lewd things with ran!
Things like okcupid are for the worst of riajew!
>Family almost gone
Nani?! Has your family nearly died out?
I wish Latifa is my imouto and Sento my oneesan
You such a gay Cato
>get Cato to use OkCupid!
I think he wants penis. He could use Grindr.