This time last year we all expected Da Lisp to "thurrender" after his tummy was empty. Little did we know his parents, others and his lisping self planned this in advance, and this was his second run in a year. Da Lisp was only looking at probation violations, court ordered psychiatric treatment and more judicial wagging of the finger at this point last year.
Now he has only been indicted on a handful of the crimes he committed. He is looking at forty years when convicted of those with ease.