Questions That Don’t Deserve Their Own Thread
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What's the board's stance on the male elves and dwarves from MGE? According to KC, they're under the "human" umbrella, whatever that means. Since both races existed with males and females before the Demon Lord monsterized everything, are they just humans with pointy ears and short stature respectively?
Just assume they are the same as in tolkien's works
Would an m1 garand girl give love bites?
How do you undo and prevent further fetish escalation? I'm concerned I'm beginning to get into topics I'd rather not masturbate to on principle. Only asking here because this is basically the dedicated vanillafag board.
What would the aftermath look like if a guy didnt just reject a bully monstergirl's chocolate, but stepped on it, simply because he had enough of her shit?
Of course they don't.
YMMV, but i try to think how a fetish ,if applied to a real scenario, would affect me and/or my hypothetical wife long term. But I'm just an autist who actually wants to start a family and live a long happy life.
Whenever you fap, you give your brain a rush of endorphins and other feel good hormones. Meant to act as a reward for having sex and passing on your genes. Fetish escalation is what happens when your brain is desensitized to the amount of endorphins that get released you seek out something new to get you’re rocks off to. Often getting more and more degenerate as you move from fetish to fetish. To resensitize yourself you’ll need to abstain from fapping until you can enjoy vanilla again. It might be anywhere from a few days to a week or two but it works.
>fetishes based on in-universe longterm sustainability
Patrician taste tbh
I might not have the willpower to stop fapping, but I've at least managed to draw a line in the sand and not cross it with regards to what I'm fapping to.
If a guy feels shame or guilt towards anothig sexual, would a monster girl be slow and gentle into easing him into it? Even the tougher girls like an ushi-oni or manticore?
Honestly I'm unsure if they're fetishes or particularly disgusting intrusive thoughts. Previously I thought I set firm boundaries.
I'm fairly certain that a guy breaking down and crying would be a turn off for monster girls. The only one that might keep going would be a manticore, and even then they get off on fear not trauma so they'd probably stop.
That’s a start at least
Of course. In a healthy relationship sex is meant to be enjoyed by both of you, and is nothing to be ashamed of.
Might be that too, easy way to tell is if you find yourself wanting to fap to that stuff or if it comes from out of nowhere.
So they'd just ditch the guy then, huh?
I could understand a guy being uncomfortable or feel impotent or inadequate, but shame? From my understanding, guys only feel sexual shame and guilt if they were molested, engage in extreme degeneracy, or they are the sexual psychopaths or molesters.
In the case of molestation, a monster girl would definitely go easy. I assume monsters girls would just rape the degeneracy out of the second case. As for the last, unless the guy was truly contrite and willing to become a good human being, a rarity for psychopaths, they would launch him in a rocket on a crash course towards the sun.
How do I find more pictures of monstergirls with those semi-cyoa stories next to them? It is usually a picture and then it will have flavor text or whatever like —
"So-and-So is a girl who does blank and likes blank and does blank and she can be sweet or scary spooky" or whatever…. Hard to describe, but sometimes it even has a point buy system? You start with 100 points and can buy into STUFF? Is this enough information to identify what I am looking for?
No, MGs pick one guy and stick with him
You mean captions? Check the catalog, I’m pretty sure we still have one up.
I think I have half of a set for an angel/demon one of those things you're talking about
I've been getting a lot of those myself. Lately when I try and imagine a happy life with my waifu my mind conjures up horrible images to ruin it. I know it's not a fetish creeping in, because it feels the same as when I get normal, non-waifu-related intrusive thoughts. I can tell it's just some part of my mind trying to make me upset.
My question is, how do you get rid of them? I've read you're supposed to just let them happen and just not act on them but ignoring the problem does not make it go away. I want to try lucid dreaming of my waifu but I can't because I know I can't keep my own brain under control.
You'll want >>>/cyoa/
Careful though, place is infested with name and tripfags.
I’m okay with it, it adds a tolerable bit of variety to the setting. They’re close enough to human that I certainly wouldn’t call a dwarf /chaos/ material.
Well I see a few possibilities
1. Worst result: bully kills herself out of despair
2. Bully turns yandere and the scary type of femdom commences (at least until the guy is sufficiently cowed into loving her)
3. Best ending: Bully is heartbroken and leaves the guy alone since she figures he doesn’t want to be near her. Guy will eventually start feeling bad and apologize, possibly starting relationship.
4. Bonus ending assuming this is a school setting: Same start as 3, but the bully moves away before the guy can apologize. Eventually they run into each other again as adults, bringing the old regrets back to the surface. Guy and bully work out their grievances in a more mature manner than they would have as teens, and start a new relationship on a more even footing.
Nah, mgs would never leave a human man in despair of that kind. If anything, it would cause them to stick around vehemently in order to make him feel better. Depressed and traumatized men are in particular need of love and comfort. Think of it like a more wholesome and altruistic version of the 3DPD obsession with “problem” guys. It will, however, likely stop any attempts at immediate pelvic destruction, likely resulting in cuddling and hugs instead.
if this is depressed robot anon, then for the last time no you can’t drive off mgs by hating yourself
There is the possibility that a particularly strong religious zeal could cause them to feel shame. Like if some order priest gets jumped by a succubus and thus feels like he has just personally failed the chief god and spat in her face. In most cases this would likely be raped out of them, with the care depending on the religion from which the shame stems.
Basically, yes, if you want that in the setting.
Deal with it outside of MG related stuff in a cathartic way. Play a game that is violent or whatever, but you are playing as the guy cleaning up the issues rather than causing more.
It would be amusing to see an Ushi Oni or hellhound try to figure out more wholesome way of getting the guy rather than going for wholesome after they got the guy.
You mean like more wholesome ways of capturing the man? I mean, they could just ask nicely, but he’d probably say no out of fear. He could be tricked into entering their lair, which would probably keep the amount of trauma involved at a minimum.
>hellhound propositions traumatized man for a date and cuddles while traveling through the woods
>man says no, as he is suspicious and more than a little afraid
>disappointed hellhound asks if there’s anything he needs help with
>he asks for directions to the nearest village
>she gives him a fake route that passes by her shack/cave
>runs over to local Ryu to make it start raining
>affixes hastily written sign above her shack saying “totally human storm shelter. Free usage for travelers. No monsters inside we swear”
<“and now we wait…”
I meant more like handholding, dates, that kind of thing. The kind of thing a Hellhound or Ushi Oni would think of as doing after they landed the guy. Something like the end of the story of the feminist becoming a devil.
>they're under the "human" umbrella, whatever that means.
It means that they are just fancy "humans". Monsters treat them the same and the same rules aply to them, like monsterization/incubization.
interestingly female dwarfs alway turn into a "dwarven succubus" but elven women can turn into any monster as usual.
Male elves and dwarfs incubise the same way human males would.
Dark elves are seemingly a mono-genderd race which were always a separate from the normal elves. And while they are not monsters they can be considered pseudo-monsters because of their behaviour and way of reproduction.
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What happens if you feed a doppelganger potion to a sandworm?
Tremor monstergirl edition.
Do dog girls get sick if they eat chocolate?
No, probably not.
Dogs can't eat onions?
Its toxic to them apparently.
"Onion ingestion commonly leads to liver damage, asthmatic attacks, allergic reactions, weakness, diarrhea, discolored urine, anemia, vomiting, and even dermatitis." -The first thing I saw on google
Would mantises really be completely emotionless before copulation, or is that just an exaggeration?
They have emotion, they're just Kuudere Just read up on them to understand.
Now how would one react if I were to catch them with a bug net?
Would depend on the one you catch.
Please elaborate. Would it bug them out?
Depends on the mantis. It could be a fetish to some.
With rapid slicing movement.
Why do so many artists upload their art onto twitter where it gets jpeg compressed to shit?
Probably for the exposure; most artists are at least partially in it for the (you)s. Why artists don't concurrently upload to superior filesharing sites is a better question.
>for the exposure
This. 90% of the fags do it either for the money or the (you)s, using a popular site to share your stuff is imperative in both cases.
Did anyone write something like that? A closed off man in fear being healed by tender affection?
I'm sure there are lots of others but here's one. A little less obviously what you're asking for maybe since it's mostly from the MG's point of view. also a little afraid to post since it started a firestorm in the last writethread haha
>it started a firestorm in the last writethread
Was robot-kun upset someone wrote a story where he got a loving waifu despite his best efforts?
The contention was that the story models of an unhealthy codependent relationship.
That's stupid, he was an asshole because he was depressed and broken over not getting a waifu. When he got a waifu, he was no longer depressed or broken, and thus stopped being an asshole.
I shouldn't start an argument here too though huh
I can't find a story about a guy forcibly paired up with a zombie. He was forced to turn her into a wight by the end of the year or he would die. Does anyone have it?
Say some stranger shows up to a monster town with a Murderhobo aura so strong that even normal ass humans can feel that shit, even without special mon magic bullshit.
Would they call in a mindflayer in to demurder his thoughts or something? would they send him to a therapist?
They would send him to a mindflayer therapist anon
>not wanting to be a murderhobo
If you're the same robot as before, call your parents. Let them know what's bothering you. Yes, they will worry, but they love you and want to see you happy. If nothing else, you will always be able to ask them for help.
refer to this picture, retard.
He enjoys being a murderhobo, but he's starting to negatively influence the youth,
So what exactly is a mindflayer pokig around in your head supposed to feel or be like? Since I keep getting recommended that.
probably like one of these.
Monster girls tend to not like murderers, anon.
Probably depends on how much you resist
Let's say giving up, laying there, and just saying "do whatever, I give"
Probably a lot less painful than the power drill then. Without resistance, she could warmly caress you while adjusting your brain chemistry, ramping up dopamine production so that you feel calm and happy.
Me, I'm horrified at the idea of someone rooting around in my noggin, so I'd resist pretty hard which I imagine would make the process rather traumatizing, the combination of intense primal fear mixed with the calm love from her tentacles. Those first few minutes before she mind-broke me would be the worst.
Thank Reitia for Kikis, who do not reach inside your brain to fuck with your neurons.
No masturbatory headpats, please!
>adjusting your brain chemistry
Chemical neuromodulation is pretty low-power and may have a whole host of unpleasant side-effects. A much more effective method with far fewer side-effects would be ultrasonic neuromodulation (pdf 1). With ultrasonic transducers in her head tentacles, a mindflayer could place them on your head and noninvasively inhibit or excite nervous tissue. The procedure and effects of ultrasonic neuromodulation are equivalent to repeated Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation (rTMS). rTMS of the left prefrontal cortex is currently used to treat clinical depression, and there's evidence that rTMS of the right prefrontal cortex, parietal lobe, and cerebellum can provide additional antidepressive effects (pdf 2). rTMS can cause mild headaches, but these are not recurring and can be treated with over-the-counter painkillers.
>I'm horrified at the idea of someone rooting around in my noggin
Imagine your kiki wife giving you a comforting hug after a stressful day at work. She's sending comforting signals to your brain like a mindflayer would albeit a bit less directly.
>what exactly is a mindflayer poking around in your head supposed to feel or be like?
People don't report any sensation from the actual stimulation of the prefrontal cortex, parietal lobe, or cerebellum. The overall experience would be the same as a 20 minute hug, including tentacles hugging your head, from someone who genuinely wants you to feel better. Even if the hug doesn't help, you should experience an improvement in mood and a decrease in suicidal thoughts. More hugs lead to more positive emotions and even fewer suicidal thoughts overall.
We know monsters dont like murderous psychopathic men, but what level of evil would it take for monsters to not want to monsterize 3dpd women? What is the 3dpd equivalent of an irredeemable man?
On the topic of murderous psychopaths, what's the stance on a guy wanting to exterminate trannies, kikes, etc. The type of guy who's really just want to live a quiet life away from most people but gets bloodlust from living in clown world? He shit out of luck when it comes to monster girl waifus?
Trannies, gays ect. are a self solving problem which would only be accelerated by the social and political pressure monsters would cause.
Kikes, blacks ect. would have to be removed hitler style, or we could just play the long con like the jews do.
Long story short don't stress about it. Mamono like marrying proffesional murderers (soliders, knights, paladins).
Which girl would make the best masseuse? Mamono massage parlor when?
Your waifu :^)
unironically, any girl with tentacles would probably be amazing as they could control the pressure they apply without ever needing to let off completely to work another area
Jabberwock is the only dragon whose entry doesn't say she can transform Otohimes aren't real dragons. Do they still have that ability or did they lose it because of the curse?
Alright, this is something I really want to know who is the miserable little spam bot who just found it's three round burst setting and littering this nice little patch of paradise with this "Hugh Jazz LOVES this website" BS and why on God's green earth are the mods so fracking sluggish. If there are not enough to deal with this problem, I would, with great joy, take up the responsibility of the ban hammer.
The wurm profile says that they still have the ability to transform, but prefer not to use it because it gets in the way of sex. I assume the same applies to the wock.
That reminds me: If a dragon subspecies like wyvern or ryu were to enter Wonderland, would they become a jabberwock hybrid?
There's also that magnetic stuff, something like a God Helmet
>could they love a guy driven to rage by clown world
Worst case scenario I'd think would be they'd wait until they fixed things up enough for him to calm down.
Dragon form doesn't actually have the ability to perform bodily functions like eating and having sex. It's for battle and transportation, to wreck someone's shit threatening their husband, or cutting out the traffic for that getaway vacation.
Would monster girls engage in extermination of certain people?
I'm pretty sure after seeing clown world, they'd be a little more ok with mass slaughter.
Pics related from some /k/ threads that justify a needed extermination.
Even monstergirls have a breaking point.
some people really cannot be salvaged, can we even call them people anymore?
The Cold War should have ended with nuclear fire.
Mean. Phoneposters get the rope too
I read all in the second image because I truly hate myself. I've become beyond desensitized over the years, but even that managed to make me feel some degree of disgust.
If we showed a list of modern day fetish's to a lilim even their lustful and aloof attitude would drop and be overcome with disgust.
But let's not forget the power of mamono mana™.
It can regrow lost genitalia and change a persons mind to be wholesome. Wholesome here is based on monster values
As much as I and WE would like to pair Day of the rape with day of the rope, let's not forget that monsters are the ones that "wear the pants" in this relationship monsters will never kill people unless it's for self defence. and if they rather forcefully rehabilitate these degenerates than so be it.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with that site?
Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen there won't be a genocide. There might be a problem when the leftists get off their narrative of "strong and powerful women bringing a new facet to multiculturalism" and wonder why a lot of these conservative girls are mamono. Of course it'll be too late at that point.
There are far worse things than death, and slowly transforming into the thing you hate, and actually looking into yourself is a fate well deserved.
Old kike Freud would have a blast with these people
Don't know who they are, but they're a disease that must be cured.
They've been conspicuously absent today. Either they simply got bored and left, or Aux finally gave them the boot.
I think the latter would be preferred.
FUCK! They just posted another!
Like I said more banhammers, faster purging
the bans are kinda slow because you can only do them from index and not the mod menu.
also codemonkey and ronne are fucking stupid, the reason why the site is so damn slow is because the spammer keeps spamming on all boards. which requires the whole site to update, causing all the lag. they should just add it to the banbot.
It's not like we can simply maka a colony on another site.
eh it could be easily mitigated, just enable captcha per thread creation, that might actually stop the bot from doing shit.
Guess I jinxed it.
Don't worry, It's been purged. For now
But we shall prepare for the next thread in need of purging.
Anyone know who this artist is? I wanna hang them by their tongue.
It was some pre purge tumblrina who made them (((diverse))) and that's all I remember
Diverse, my ass. What made them think their artsyle is "unique" in a good way? Hell, they look like the basic tranny.
Artist name is Moldykins. Their take on the alice is hilarious.
>can only be seen by the "pure of heart"
>but can somehow lure pedophiles
God, that's awful. Is it alright if I wanted to put that alice and artist out of it's misery?
Just found more of his art. First 4 look like kikes and you can judge the anubis on your own.
It was a pajeet tranny. Successfully REEEEE'd at until it fucked off. Hopefully to go on and kill itself, but I haven't gone looking for a status update.
That anubis hurts me physically
I remember this. I investigated it at the time. They are/were Moldykins, a gay and possibly trans Jew. In addition to instinctively hating and corrupting beautiful things, they as with many of their people had an obsession with shit; they would draw anime boys shitting themselves just standing there as the shit fell and piled up around their feet. We were much aggrieved.
I want to pummel this clown
Why does tumblr do this? I'm legitimately asking. Why do they think your nose is a different shade then the rest of your body?
after they dropped the B& hammer I haven't heard a single thing outta them so there's that at least. Question is: where did the snowflakes that start this shit go to? Besides deviantart or twitter
B& hammer on NSFW stuff because their chinese overlords want them to follow Xi Jinping thought or whatever the fuck
le testificate has arrived
Stop saying “they” it’s just one faggot.
I remember there was an extra one of these, like a limbo one. Anyone have it
god, I haven't heard that word in so long. I feel old now, thanks.
Probably not for the same reason there aren't any ryu zombies. Regular dragons are the only kind that try to resist the Demon Lord.
They have migrated to halfchan /aco/, /d/, ect.
Luckily with summer came some reinforcements, so they are no longer dominating the boards like when the purge was still fresh.
/lgbt/ has also became bloated and is constantly overflowing.
Tranny bullying is going well, but the faggot jannies are making it hard.
These abominations need a spoiler…
*Also killed my drawing mood for the day damn*
Reminds me of this screencap. Family is beautiful as God made it, so naturally those that hate the family hate beautiful things and want to corrupt anything that portrays family life and healthy, moral sexuality as positive Remember, the Jews fear the Danuki
If an anubis girl was my waifu, I would to want to rub those legs
>FB IMG + cuckchan string filename
>giving feminist/litbtard animals the privilege of being drawn as something good like a pretty housewife or beautiful women at all
This has always been a retarded fucking idea. Just draw them like the disgusting aberrations they actually are in real life and condition yourself to despise them like you fucking should. The enemy doesn't deserve any betterment. Redemption is for people who actually feel sorry for their actions and drop the SJW behavior.
Whoever's pushing this shit here is out of their fucking mind.
>FB IMG + cuckchan string filename
You haven't heard of the anti-tracker script have you?
I didn't know Sammyclassicsonicfan posted on /monster/.
Would holstaurs have southern accents?
Why don't more monster girls like to kill people or other monster girls for the fun of it or becuase fuck this other person.
Everything's fucked anyway and beyond saving. Just burn it all down.
Besides, we all know the first thing that'll happen if monster girls appear would be that most people would either be afraid or try to shoot them.
Why the hell did I delude myself with the idea that we may get waifus. The only thing we all have to look forward to is death and killing.
There are lots of different types of cattle from all kinds of different places Anon. If you looked hard enough you could probably find one with just about any traits you desired in a cowgirl. For example:
Aleutian wild cattle
> A collection of "feral, semiferal, [and] managed" cattle living in the Aleutian islands of Alaska. Apparently the original population of unknown origin was introduced in the 1800's but was subsequently abandoned to live in the wilderness when the farm failed. Since then they've only been intermittently herded. Genetic analysis has revealed that they've become a very distinct breed with exceptional cold weather adaptations. They actually have a genetic profile more similar Russian breeds than American ones. It's unknown whether this is an indication of the original genestock or a result of 200 years of natural selection selecting for similar traits.
Imagine shaggy cowgirls who have reverted to possess some of their primal Minotaur traits, without going full ragebeast (sort of halfway between Holstaurus and Minotaur). They'd probably have some abandonment issues and be a little tsundere until they learned they could really trust the guy they liked. After that they'd revel in finally letting their guard down and showing their husband their softer side. They'd definitely want to live in a colder climate where they'd always have an excuse to cuddle.
< Accent would probably be all over the place. They're not actual natives so it wouldn't be an American Indian one. And living wild on the islands they probably wouldn't have the white settler accent either. It might be moot since I suspect they'd be pretty stoic until their husband got them to open up.
> A rare heritage breed from Florida closely associated with the "Florida Cracker" settlers. The breed is "heat tolerant, long lived, [and] resistant to parasites and diseases". Individuals vary widely, especially in coloration, but they tend to be small (a heat adaptation). Horn shapes are similarly run the gamut with some being born without any horns at all. There are even dwarf varieties called "Guineas".
Girls could look or act like anything although they'd all be on the smol side (up to and including perma-lolis). No matter what you'd probably end up being the "Florida Man" to her "Florida Woman", getting up to all kinds of crazy adventures. Maybe it would be your shy, nerdy, hornless GF getting you into a ridiculous series of improbable events while trying to return a library book. Or maybe it would be your longhorn tomboy GF announcing the today would be the perfect day to explore the Everglades (while wearing her "G8TORS R DYKES" shirt). Whatever happens I'm sure we'll hear about it on the news.
< This would be your Southern accent. Apparently Florida Cracker is similar to the Georgian accent with a bit less drawl and more twang.
> A rare heritage breed from Vermont and probably the closest living relation to Colonial era cattle. Despite being regenerated from a single small herd these cows are surprisingly robust and display quite a bit of variance between individuals. Although lacking some of the advantages of more specialized modern breeds they're fairly intelligent and independent: throwbacks to the era of small landholders and family farms.
Girls would probably be ultraconservative and absolutely despise how pozzed their home state has become. They'd probably want to live on a small farm with a woodlot and well away from the city. They'd probably have a tendency to want to do things by hand, being willing to sacrifice efficiency for knowing that they can do it themselves even if all the fancy gadgets break.
< The old Vermont accent is a form of New England accent, mixing elements of Northern England and Scotland. For example, instead of "cow girl" they'd probably say something like "key-ow girl".
Hey that’s pretty rad, never seen this third one before
I guess we learn something new everyday. All of those examples are cute, though the Aleutian breed takes the cake as the cutest.
>They'd definitely want to live in a colder climate where they'd always have an excuse to cuddle.
Yup. Definitely the cutest.
damn robot, did you type that during a really depressing train of thought? are you okay now?
is pulling an Ushi-Oni's seal off an accepted form of proposing to her?
>Why the hell did I delude myself with the idea that we may get waifus. The only thing we all have to look forward to is death and killing
I mean this part is true, but the rest is just standard robot bullshit.
Yes, just prepare your pelvis, manhood, and mind because she's gonna blow all three right after word…in that order.
Are mutants monster girls? And if so how how large do the mutations have to be?
careful about attempting lucid dreaming, i've tried it and all I've done so far is assault a nightmare, almost get my legs ripped off by an Ushi Oni, and get into an argument with two minotaurs
What the hell is going on with your dreams that you’re fighting monstergirlsmost of my dreams aren’t of the creepy/dread variety
I don't know, I was trying for a salamander so we could have a <friendly> spar but all I wound up with was aggression, violence, and generally disturbing the peace.
He probably told the minotaurs he could kick their asses and told the Ushi Oni to go back to china.
What happens if a guy starts being more apprehensive or disinterested towards sex and starts being more reclusive?
Would monster girls just ignore him then? Would his waifu just leave him if he actually managed to get one?
No, a waifu will never leave you. You becoming disinterested in sex will just cause her to force you back into being interested.
Alright then, how do you convince monster girls that they would be better off with someone else if they take an interest in you? That if they stay with you, their life would be worse off?
Robot-kun, again, call your parents and ask them for help. Yes they will worry, but they will just want to help you.
You haven't read Layers of White, have you?
Can't say I have. What's the relation between that and my question?
Isn't that what happens when you masturbate on the same object repeatedly?
The short answer is that she doesn't care if you're interested.
Well, just read through the main story of it.
It's shit and makes sex seem even worse.
It will only get worse if you try to fight it.
Enough self-hatred and suicidal thoughts says otherwise.
So, how exactly do you deal with your waifu not being real outside of 2D? I'm not the robot poster or trying to get a rise out of people, I just worry about her sometimes.
I do it through physical conditioning just in case enough autistic energy is accumulated to realize a rip in reality and DOTR happens
Otherwise imagination and attempted lucid dreaming.
You live your life as best you can, and you wait for her, knowing that somewhere out there she's waiting for you. And in all likelihood you will die alone, as will she, but if you were a good man in this life you will be united with her in the next.
At least, that's my headcanon.
Read the damn thread robot
For the 69,696,968th time, YES! If you have psychological problems thant she can't fix through ra- I mean surprise marriage, she can imploy a Mindflayer to fix you.
I don't really understand you robot, why are you asking if you can get a waifu?
Call your parents, ask them for help with your depression. They'll worry, but they will just want to help you. at least you have that
You have value robot. There’s a waifu for you. Do you like a particular girl?
>people are still replying to the robot
You know what, you worthless faggot? You won't get a waifu. You will never get a waifu. If monster girls ever became real, they would spit on you out of spite. They would go out of their way to beat the shit out if you because you deserve nothing but suffering. You are shit. Scum. Trash. Probably a fucking subhuman mutt or a kike too.
I hope some girl does act enough interested in you only to cuck you. I hope you get your eyes blowtorches out and what passes for your balls to get nailed to some wood. I hope you get skinned alive and have battery acid rubbed I to your wounds. I hope you get a dozen cancers and die a pitiful death just so you can get anally raped for all enternity in hell. You are worthless and your mother should've aborted you just to spare us from having to deal with you.
There. You fucking happy now cunt? There's you fucking answer.
Now do us all a favor and kill yourself. Stop being a fucking pussy and
As for the rest of you morons that bothered replying to this worthless sack of shit, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Hell, your waifus would be ashamed of you. Never ever reply to robots. Treat them like the scum they are. Fuck's sake. The very idea of trying to help other people makes me sick. It's every man for himself, retards.
>wishing cuckoldhood on anyone
>helping people is bad
You feel better now after that outburst you Ayn Rand wannabe? Kicking a guy when he’s down? Do you have any idea what depression is like? It sucks any sort of joy out of life, you just go through the motions always feeling tired no matter how much sleep you get. You can’t find the energy or motivation to do the things you used to love. After a while you can’t imagine yourself being happy, anytime you try to or quickly becomes something sad or tragic. That’s why he seems like a broken record at times. He literally can’t imagine anyone loving him or making him happy. What robot needs is help and positive affirmations, not death wishes from someone who is so mentally deformed he lacks all sense of empathy and sympathy.
Now this is what I call positive
reinforcement! Tell them what they want to hear and let god sort them out!
jesus what an ultranigger
>it's every man for himself
that's literally what niggers in africa do, are you a nigger in africa or a white person, tell us ultranigger.
say what you want but that homo is right. Robotposting belongs into the containment and anyone who supports it outside is a quadruple nigger.
This guy >>398509 is absolutely right. Kill yourself already. You obviously have nothing to live for. Just do it and spare the rest of us having to listen to you.
I swear, depressed losers like you should all just drop dead.
To answer your retarded question. NO. You will never have a waifu because monster girls hate you and faggots like you. Now die.
>It's every man for himself, retards
Niggers get the rope first.
Was it robot-kun's plan all along to be a depressed robot to start fighting within /monster/?
I'm not from your fraternity, but I have a fundamental question, Decadents. Under the veil of all these jokes and an array of concepts, the vast majority of you would like not only to Mate with Monstergirls, but also to become one of them? Don't deny it, cursed Fuckwits
It's a deviation, hence, you upset the Emperor of Mankind.
And again. I am not. Yes. even in kitsune, although they're cute
Wasn't my intent. I just tend to robot-post whenever I feel depressed. I really don't deserve any sympathy, though. Just ignore me whenever I robot post. I'll drop dead sooner or later.
>become one of them
>unashamedly being this new
>larping /tg/ like he read it on knowyourmeme
Point at him and laugh.
To answer your question, no. We don't want to become monsters, because that would defeat the whole fucking point. Some folks headcanon minor mutation/fucking magic to help handwave the more impossible parts of a relationship (ie underwater breathing) but all in all we're keeping our humanity, thank you very fucking much.
Now fuck off and lurk more in /tg/, because your larp is cringy and the Imperial Cult sanctions abhumans.
To become one with them as a man becomes one with his life, but you don't see a whole lot of men monsterizing (outside the Alp thread of course)
Only fags get changed monster girls, retard. Dudes just get buffs.
Seriously robot-kun. Just call someone and talk to them, start working out, find an art class that isnt too horribly expensive. You need something to help you out.
Get the fuck out of here with your 40k larp, you fucking faggot. And no, we dont want to become monstergirls, you would know that if you even took the slightest moment to lurk.
You're a faggot who doesn't even understand 40k lore. The God Emperor is perfectly fine with xenos that help humanity and either wants to see them grow into the masters of the galaxy (which mamonos would fit under) or wouldn't oppose them. It's just that 40k is full of xenos who are complete and utter dicks that fucked up the galaxy before humanity was even a thing.
as for becoming a mamono? Get out of here with that faggotry, Alps are barely tolerated for a reason.
You've always got friends to cheer you up anon, don't forget that.
Did you bother to look at any thread on here for so much as a single second or read even the slightest amount of lore about Warhammer 40k before you posted that drivel?
if we take into consideration that demon mamono energy is a vastly different beast from 40k daemonic warp energy. Then it seems to me that Incubation would result in a warp corruption resistant population that with enough energy put into it, would be space marine equivalent. Even better is that unlike space marines which are prone to undergoing unpleasant mutations and require valuable geneseed which rejects the vast majority of humanity, becoming an Incubus only requires constant love making with a mamono wife that any man could do. Quite honestly there's nothing that the Emperor wouldn't like about mamonos as they present a solution to many problems of his. The only issue would be the warp corruption them but its not as mamono society lacks ways to fight back and give chaos a great big thump on the nose if they threaten their husbands.
I'm pretty sure the chaos gods would figure that out YEARS before the Inquisition and… deal with it
they would certainly try but Chaos isn't exactly undefeatable, there's nothing that Chaos could really do to tempt mamonos to give up the idea of a monogamous (or at least mono-male) lifestyle. Without a crack from within that they can really exploit they would need to content with mamonos on the battlefield and destroy them the old fashion way. To say that would be easier said than done is an understatement. Slaanesh still hasn't managed to claim all of the Eldar despite its best efforts and it certainly isn't because of a lack of trying.
A better point to attack is the Inquisition, because untill they find out about how mamono and their husbands are chaos immune AND the power equivalent of adeptus estartes, they are going to be stuck upon any rocks they were found upon. At this point in time chaos can use the imperium's "shoot first ask questions maybe" policy against their own interests. Any repelled attack upon the mamono on chaos' part would make the Inquisition take a good look, and cream their pants at more than their boobs. An agent that hasn't quite mutated yet going "yep it's heresy, kill them all." However…
You do realize that even in 40k xenos species aren't just wiped out willy nilly and outside of a Space Marine chapter deciding its time to purge a xenos race because fuck it? It can take up to decades of administatum buildup just to get the forces prepared. Never mind the amount of time it takes to convince them to start said process even for the Inquisition.
To add onto that, any attacking force would find a Mamono society to not just be a tough nut to crack, but one that would in all likelyhood require the aid of the Legio Titanicus to hope to crack. At that point serious reconsideration would be put into the if its even worth taking on and it's more than likely a no as the high risk of losing a Titan for comparatively little gain is far too great.
From there, there are effectively two options, exterminatus which is only ever employed in the most extreme of circumstances of which this is not (even a Daemon Primarch showing up on a planet isn't grounds for one), or an Inquisitorial quarantine. This would more than likely result in some factions of Ordos Xenos studying them if only to find out what went wrong and eventually finding out that they actually would fit within the God Emperor's grace.
That is all of course, assuming a fragment of the Emperor or a living saint of his doesn't show up and "politely" tells the Inquisition to bugger off with the thoughts of purging. While very, very few things are deserving of the God Emperor's personal grace while he remains thronebound. A population of chaos corruption immune humans on par with the Adeptus Astartes with Mamono wives who are responsible for this would do it.
And all of that is if we assume this takes place before Guiliman's return. If it takes place after than the Inquisition has no real chance at convincing the Lord Commander of the Imperium to commit to such an action
Not if the tyranids figure it out first. They're always looking for new ways to harvest biomass and DNA in order to make more tyranids, and mamono mana is just a more efficient way of doing that.
If the tyranids tried to eat the monstergirls, either the manna from the fallen mamono would monsterize either the tyranids, or the desolate rock that's left after the tyranids attack. In any event, this would not be good news at all for the hive mind.
Cuck chan has such better baits. This is so insulting.
This, fucking this.
The Hive Mind and the Demon Lord basically want the same thing, but the Demon Lord's method is better in the long run because the monsters can't run out of food. Once they realize this, they have no reason to fight.
I also don't think tyranid girls would lose the hive mind completely - the human to tyranid ratio is probably closer to one human per hive ship, but a harem of that scale could only work if every girl on the ship shared the same consciousness.
Such an alliance or merging would never be possible. The mamono would seek to join the Imperium of man, because 1. The imperium, has a near monopoly on the man supply, and 2. The mamono's gifts in exchange for men would only be a benefit to the imperium, maybe the eldari, bit they don't have human men.
There's also the tyranids to consider. The tyranids already have a really good counter to chaos forces, the shadow in the warp. They would also not gain any amount of biomass from marriage, long run or short. Plus no theory on their origin suggests that the hive mind could be persuaded to change gears like that. Outside of the whole Galaxy becoming a mamono demon realm and the fleets are caught in the middle of it.
Most MGs would be classified as abhumans, while not entirely accepted, wouldn't be purged wholesale. Remember, felinids exist and they are essentially catgirls anyways, so most of your variations on that like Kitsune, doggo girls, bird girls etc would be perfectly fine. However I don't see them leaving things like parasite slimes or Matango spores as worthy of living since they subvert and corrupt the spirit of Man.
However the slimes could eat the tyranids, and the mantago could wind up subverting the Ork fungus, that would be an absolute bonus to the imperium. Not to mention they could detect chaos-corrupted individuals just by sensing their Mana.
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Is Luna Varga a monster girl or just a monster attached to a girl?
Do monstergirls prone to multiple pregnancies also have multiple sets of nipples? But only a pair of fully developed breasts, anything else is too /d/.
I personally love this idea but others will say it's too /d/. What a shame…
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I mean turning an Ork into a mass of mantagos, negating all of their advantages as well as killing or immobilizing them.
Also mantagos can't build spaceships, so they are much easier to quarantine.
3D Disgusting Pig
Someone was dyslexic apparently.
I think it's always been Pig Disgusting, it just originated with the Japs who not speak good English
>The very idea of trying to help other people makes me sick
I just helped my dad clear a lint blockage in our dryer pipe yesterday, how does that make you feel?
>learning the basics of a culture are too hard
Go back to lurking newfag.
It was cute the first 30 or so times…
How would a parasite slime queen work?
Would it be a massive formless blob with a human woman at the centre or a growing collection of human women abducted into a giant slime?
Anon, that kind of thinking is what leads to things like Killer Bees. You may end up with something that has the advantages of the orks, and wants to fuck humans aggressively.
>implying that's a bad thing
There are a lot of monsters that wouldn't care about whether or not the man is a virgin on/after dotr, on the other hand, unicorns would be actively looking for virgin men. But what other monsters would prize virgins more highly? Would there even be any monsters who would rather the man they catch not be a virgin?
I think you're right insofar as unicorns would be the only ones actively attracted to virgin men, but immediately following DOTR I think the general attitude would be largely "beggars can't be choosers".
The generations following however would likely prize and revere chastity amongst men outside of wedlock. I get the feeling monsters would appreciate the integrity it shows… If only so they can relish the new car smell when they shatter those V-plates on your wedding night.
>a growing collection of human women abducted into a giant slime
Sounds a lot like Legion as a monster girl, and I'm okay with that.
In this case I want the mamono in the good graces of the Imperium of Man, so yes THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD THING
What does fapping or using an onahole count for in the eyes of monster girls?
How about monster girl themed onaholes?
>recycling countless useless human women who will do nothing but bring misery into a giant waifu to be supreme happiness to one lucky man
I can dig it.
>Implying MG's don't ring the devil's doorbell
I can't help but wonder if more prideful/greedy/aristocratic/etc. MGs might consider their husband's first time as part and parcel of "having it all"
if gfd is like other forms of dominance (and why wouldn't it be) then it stands to reason there will be a general possessive fascination with innocence as well
>Possessive fascination with innocence and virgins
>This unintentionally creates a black market for virgins and/or business for ensuring a marked target stays pure
This could get out of hand
I don't quite follow you.
You know, double clicking their mouse?
Paddling the pink canoe?
Visiting the safety deposit box?
Dialing the rotary phone?
Auditioning the finger puppets?
Getting lost in the deep end?
Fanning the fur?
Girls' night in?
Checking the undercarriage?
The downstairs D.J.?
Buttering her muffin?
>All the rich and aristocratic girls lobby the government to include virginity on the census and various other official forms, so they can keep track of virgin men better
So I a guy jerks off or uses an onahole, he's automatically opted out of having a monster girl waifu?
They would probably see male masturbastion as wasteful, but not unreasonable, as for the onahole, living object girls are a thing. Just somethig to consider
What are the ethics behind artificially created monster girls? I don't mean MGs like say, golems, automatons, elementals, magical familiars, etc. since those were created by magic (out of nothing) or from materials people don't mind being exploited (stone, metal, whatever your elemental is made of, etc.) and therefore have no qualms with. By "artificial" monster I mean monsters creating using materials or methods considered taboo by society, like say a Frankenstein zombie (girl made of dead people parts), a homonculus (artificial monster girl made using mad science and edited DNA rather than through fugging, essentially a Donut Steel monster), or a chimeric monster. (monster with parts of other monsters like for example, a Hellhound with a Manticore tail: a Mantihound. A creature normally impossible to create due to how MG breeding works.)
Would monster girls society consider the creation of such creatures acceptable or would even they consider it an abomination of science and have the person who made them turned into a double-Alp and banished to Zimbabwe for his faggotry? If it was acceptable, to what point would it be acceptable? Would transmonsterism be limited in scope or would anything short of a Human Oomukade be fair game?
Also what would monster think of "cybermonsters"? Assuming /monster/ lives to see the IRL cyberpunk era, would we be seeing Hellhounds with super leg servos, Lamia with flashy "pattern changing" scales, or autistic monsters like Anubi and Liches with an equivalent to the CASIE aug from Deus Ex? Or would mamono man a render the need for augs pointless?
>for example, a Hellhound with a Manticore tail: a Mantihound.
I see nothing wrong with a little mad science.
My magical realm has biomechanical "construct" mgs who are essentially servitors with more autonomy. It's vaguely Implied that the process of their creation is… less than ethical. The issue is FINDING one of these builders in the first place. To this date no interaction with a builder of constructs has been recorded.
The constructs themselves? Good girls who deserve kind masters and loving husbands.
If I take that seal off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
you're a big girl.
was raping me part of your plan?
Well conratulations, you're straddling me!
Now what's the next step of your Dating plan?
Having your child, forcing you into marriage!
They Expect one of us in the bridal party, Sister…
have we started the ceremony?
Yes, the wedding march rises sister
Which girl is the best at slow, gentle sex?
>"aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no, noooo, aahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Calm down husband, now is not the time for fear! That comes later!
For monster girls with venom, what's the greatest potency they can get it up to?
What are the effects like?
Can it kill a man?
I guess it might be kinda nice to get injected with something that'll gently relax you before making you go to sleep forever.
Since catnip is apparently an aphrodisiac for cat-girls, would birdfeed affect harpies in a similar way?
They can’t kill you. Robot you need to start seeing a psychologist. There’s only so much we can do to help you from online. i know it seems bad but it does get better robot
I'd imagine you'd better provide actual seeds and nuts rather than petty little grains of millet and the like.
Well, would it still act like an aphrodisiac, whether made of millet, seeds, or nuts? Or would you need something more complex?
Bird feed is just food, so yes something more complex would be needed whereas catnip is much more chemical in nature.
I guess Manticore venom. It won't kill you or even effect your mind much, but you will lose control of your body and produce semen at a greatly increased rate. Best used when your Manticore wants to milk you for the day.
Hey guys ,Im making an rpg maker game and I want to have my protag summon a familiar, an imp. but I dont know what to use for reference to personality. Im also using black and white hair as imp but I'm not sire it gives that child/ imp aura enough. Any advice?
what's the general consensus on cunnilingus? good example of femdom or too degrading after the finest Greco-Roman traditions?
Do you have any ideas towards personality? I don't have any idea on the tone of your game so I can't give much advice.
I'd suggest sassy/flirtatious/ (clumsy/lazy/etc) without knowing anything.
If you can't make your waifu cum in 30 seconds using only your tongue you're not a real man
If you fuck a ghost without a physcial body, is it still considered necrophilia?
No. Just like zombie girls, it wouldn't be considered necrophilia, since they're still sentient and conscious. But it still feels like fucking a cold turkey
Any1 got links to holdout stories?
As in where a guy/guys are trapped in a building & have to keep the mamonos away?
actually yes, there's a whole thread on it
Besides exposing himself and waiting for a reaction, is there a way for a human to tell if a mamono is already married?
yeah a wedding ring.
If hey dont have a wedding ring:
You could stalk them around town and see who they hang out with.
You could stalk them home and see how they react.
You can do a background check on them online.
You can send anonymous gifts through your local mail harpy.
You could mention how lucky their husband must be in casual conversation and see how they react.
Or you could just ask, you fucking autist.
>not using a vast intelligence network pinpoint her exact location via satellite tracking just so you and some backup can do a multi-point infiltration in a black ops night mission to capture everyone inside for interrogation about whether she is married or not before wiping her memory
But what if you don't want to get raped and you want to know if you can walk past her without getting raped?
>Not wanting true love to cum upon you
I think I'm going for something like kuro from fate kaleid but I dont know how to make it so not every situation is porn, my main is more like kazuma (at least that is what I was going for ), some flirty but almost every ecchi I know would end up in sex if the male doesnt push back