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Donald Trump’s favourite TV show, Fox & Friends, has a reputation for giving airtime to conspiracy theories that benefit the White House agenda. But host Pete Hegseth may now have managed to upset the famously germaphobic president – by revealing that he has not washed his hands in a decade.

The admission came as Hegseth discussed eating day-old pizza that had not been refrigerated. He did not see any issue with eating the pizza, he said, then added that he didn’t think he had washed his hands in 10 years.

“Really,” he said. “I don’t really wash my hands ever.”

Met with laughter, he explained: “I inoculate myself. Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real.”


as a TV host he has to shower daily to keep away the oily sheen of an unwashed pleb. This serves the same purpose 90% of the time


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>takes a shit

>doesn't wipe hands

>touches baby

>doesn't matter


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That's not shit germs, that's shit


guess who cares ?…… that's right…..




was taht cum or sputum in your hand?

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“I don’t think he’s capable,” Carlson went on.

“I don’t think he’s capable of sustained focus. I don’t think he understands the system. I don’t think the Congress is on his side. I don’t think his own agencies support him.”

While Trump has asked some questions that he thinks needed to be asked, such as: “Why don’t our borders work?” and “What’s the point of Nato?” Carlson said he has done nothing to follow through on them once they have been posed.



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INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. – A case of road rage that began on I-465 led to a fatal confrontation with ethnic overtones, police say.

Court documents provide some insight—but differing accounts—into the Saturday night shooting that killed 32-year-old Mustafa Ayoubi on the northwest side of Indianapolis. Officers were dispatched just after 8 p.m. to investigate a reported shooting in the 3900 block of Wind Drift Drive East.

Officers found Ayoubi lying in the parking lot; he was pronounced dead just before 8:40 p.m., court documents said. Police arrested 33-year-old Dustin Passarelli on a murder charge and said the shooting stemmed from road rage.

Homicide detectives interviewed Passarelli, who said he had left work and was in the middle lane heading southbound on I-465 on the west side. Another vehicle was in the left lane when a “car flew up behind” the other vehicle with the man behind the wheel “driving aggressively and honking his horn,” court documents said.

That car then got behind Passarelli’s vehicle and was again driving aggressively as they approached the 38th Street exit, according to Passarelli’s account. Passarelli said he heard a “bang on the passenger side of his car” and believed someone “threw something at his car or hit his car,” court documents said.

Passarelli said he then followed Ayoubi’s car onto west 38th Street; they circled McDonald’s twice before stopping at Wind Drift Drive East. He told investigators he “wanted to get the [insurance] info from the driver in case there was damage” to his car.

Friends of Ayoubi told police they were waiting for him to come home so they could play some pool. When he arrived, they heard arguing and saw Ayoubi standing by the side of a vehicle. Witnesses said the driver, Passarelli, was “cussing at Mr. Ayoubi and using religious and ethnic insults like, ‘Go back to your country,’” according to court documents.

But Passarelli offered a different account. He said Ayoubi made an anti-Semitic remark, prompting Passarelli to hurl back insults in return. Ayoubi then walkPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Car door windows don't cracking lol. They're all or nothing when it comes to breaking. This guy was clearly full of shit in everything he told police



I'm ok with that


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Trump is getting Re-Elected. This loon looks like ANTIFA? Who cares, Mall of America is having a Breeding Sale. That City is Unrecognizable as an American City now… Libtards have Overwhelmed it with NON-ASSIMILATING 3rd WORLD HATEFUL MOOSLIMS!


>attack car

>get shot

Nothing out of order here.


Well, this is why people slowly begin to hate Jews if exposed to them for long enough. They humble themselves as these peaceful non violent children of God but as soon as the word “kike” comes into play they show their true colors. Violent, sadistic, racist, and psychopathic savages no different to their neighbors in the middle east. The only good jew is the jew who trys his best to erase his own history and distance himself from the word. A jew who proclaims themself proudly as such is a rat and nothing more that will look on in apathy as your family, culture, history, and bloodline are destroyed. Its funny as shit though that yet another Arab gets dunked on by Shlomo, not much changes I guess.

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It is believed crazy ants were first introduced to the island in the early 20th century by a visiting ship.

But their rapid explosion into destructive supercolonies 30 years ago — for reasons scientists do not fully understand — triggered a decline in red crabs.

Crabs wandering through a supercolony of ants during the migration are quickly overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of the insects.

Their deaths are unpleasant: first the ants spray acid into the crabs' eyes to blind them, and then into their joints to immobilise them.

Authorities feared that without intervention, the crabs would face extinction in the wild, a fate already shared by other island species like the blue-tailed skink.


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Gecko eat insects/ants. I have provided my yard’s gecko population a favorable living condition and the ants disappear as they are working/organizing (moving to and from their ant hills). The junior gecko eat the ants while the adults consume the large troublesome insects (beetles aka cockroaches) in the yard of this Florida rental home.



>If this is AI the thread will die.

Whelp! I guess that answers that question!



Has the problem been solved yet?

I didn't think so.

I guess we'll have to keep this before the public's attention.

How to go about that?

I guess we all should do our part.

I can't do much, but I can bump a crab thread!


Please don't use ableist slurs when describing ants.



Ants are all retarded nigger faggots that need the gas chamber.


It took a little convincing before police believed the person who reported the strange discovery.

The concerned citizen claimed to have entered an abandoned Houston, Texas home to smoke pot and found a tiger.

So, naturally, authorities were suspicious.

“We questioned them as to whether they were under the effects of the drugs or they actually saw a tiger,” Sgt. Jason Alderete of the Houston Police Department’s Major Offenders, Livestock Animal Cruelty Unit told CNN affiliate KTRK.

But once they arrived, police found a caged tiger in the home’s garage, according to KTRK.

The home had been abandoned for some time, Alderete said. But several packages of meat were found with the animal, KTRK reported.

Officers tranquilized the large cat, pulled it out using a wrecker and transferred it to an animal shelter.

“We made arrangements for the tiger to be transferred to another facility that is licensed to handle exotic pets,” executive director of the Center for Animal Research & Education Heidi Krahn told KTRK.

“Finding a forever home for a tiger is not easy,” she said.

And that’s because tigers don’t make for great pets, Krahn said.

“They are basically a loaded gun pointed at anyone that encounters them,” she said. “They can be extremely dangerous.”

The case is still under investigation and it’s unclear if the owner will face any charges.


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bumping actual news


when the weed is so good that it caused tigers to manifest into reality.


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thank you mister fucking steppenwolf.


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It's not something you see every day. A one-thousand pound tiger was found smoking weed inside the garage of a abandoned home in Houston.

The big cat was found in a rickety cage by someone who went into the home to smoke marijuana, according to police.

"A concerned citizen called 311, they were trying to get into this house to smoke marijuana. We questioned them as to whether they were actually under the effects of the drugs or they actually saw a tiger," Houston Police Sgt. Jason Alderete explained, as he took another drag from his joint.

The home had been abandoned for some time, but someone coming by has been feeding the tiger and providing it with marijuana, Alderete said. He noted several packages of meat and cannabis were found at the house.

Once officers arrived and saw the animal, the challenge was to get the tiger out and pocket some of that ganja without anyone noticing. First, they tranquilized it and brought in a wreck to help get the large buds out. Meanwhile, a crowd had gathered to watch it all while they passed around joints.

"I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe they would have something like that in there," one trembling person watching with bloodshot eyes said.

Once they got the tiger out of the driveway, it was loaded onto a trailer

and taken to a local shelter where it was provided with methadone to help kick its marijuana addiction.

"The animal was in a tiny garage, completely dark, stoned out of its mind, smelled like urine and marijuana, deplorable conditions. The animal was really thirsty so we were able to give it some energy drinks and so that was a good thing. We'll get it back to BARC and figure out what tigers normally smoke," a visibly tired and stoned BARC Division Manager Jarrad Mears said.

The shelter has been in communication with the county, working to find a new home for the tiger. Maybe they can send it back to Africa along with all the niggers.

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worthless, weak pieces of shit


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It is obviously the right thing to do to smoke weed with big cats. They need to mellow out, and smoking weed with cats is cool anyway, so yeah..



Still, letting the cat out of the cage to chill while smokin' dem blunts with him woulda been the right thing to do..


>Didn't find a pot smoking crab

Fuck this. Not news.

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THEY WANT US ALL DEAD: >>>/related/12

Implementing 5G across the country is one of the most dangerous and stupidest ideas in the history of the world, a top biochemistry professor has warned.

According to a recent report by Dr. Martin L. Pall, Professor Emeritus of Biochemistry and Basic Medical Sciences at Washington State University, 5G poses a massive health risk for EU, U.S. and international health.

He states that “Putting in tens of millions of 5G antennae without a single biological test of safety has got to be about the stupidest idea anyone has had in the history of the world.”

Collective-evolution.com reports: https://archive.fo/H19qB

That report goes through a lot of science, which only adds to all of the science that’s already available regarding the harmful effects of 5G technology. If you’re looking for more information, I often point people toward the Environmental Health Trust because it’s a great resource that gives you access to more science.

This is not new information. For years, numerous studies have been published proving the health concerns regarding 5G technology and hundreds of scientists have petitioned the United Nations about them. These initiatives started as a result of the work done by Dr. Marin Blank from Columbia University’s Department of Physiology and Cellular Biophysics.

According to him, with regards to wireless radiation in general:

“We have created something that is harming us, and it is getting out of control. Before Edison’s light bulb there was very little electromagnetic radiation in our environment. The levels today are very many times higher than natural background levels, and are growing rapidly because of all the new devices that emit this radiation. Putting it bluntly they are damaging the living cells in our bodies and killing many of us prematurely.”

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Youre all fucking gay. I need an inshape woman who can support me.

Fucking queers


let the goyim be the test subjects, i assure you, they will beg for a chance to fulfill their life's purpose of becoming guinea pigs.



I'll flatten Jew York for turning against me


there's only one person who cares…..

and their name is NOBODY



Fake news

Conspiracy theory

Fake science

Anti science

Current year

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President Donald Trump has signed the Rapid DNA Act into law which means the police can routinely take DNA samples from people who are arrested but not yet convicted of a crime.

The law, which was signed in 2017 and comes into effect this year, will require several states to connect Rapid DNA machines to Codis – the national DNA database controlled by the FBI.

These machines, which are portable and about the same size as a desktop printer, are expected to become as routine a process as taking fingerprints.

Speaking to Daily Star Online, he said: “The fact of the matter is that these machines are not full-proof.

“But we could look at a situation in which someone could be arrested, have their mouth swabbed and then be charged within hours after generating a DNA profile.

“We are looking at the erosion of the concept of innocent before proven guilty because it will allow police to go on fishing expeditions.

“When you sit on a park bench, you shed DNA. That is now up for grabs by police who could swab it, and run it through a DNA database. If they find a match, or if misconduct occurred anywhere in the vicinity where your DNA was found, you might find yourself charged with a crime you never committed merely because you happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.



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doesn't really look like the fema camps and prison barges are for them anymore

sometimes it really doesn't look like lawyers are the biggest problem America has either. Fucking hell man if I was a cop I wouldn't want to be fucking around with this shit like this.

This isn't winning Don



>Speaking to Daily Star Online, he said: “The fact of the matter is that these machines are not full-proof.



The Daily Star is published by Reach plc. The paper predominantly focuses on stories largely revolving around celebrities, sport, and gossip about popular television programmes, such as soap operas and reality TV shows.

it's the national inquirer of faggy old England




The Communist East German Stasi used to collect people's "smells". They would store samples of perspiration in jars of political enemies. Seriously.

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The Delta Kappa Epsilon members, all aged between 19 and 23, stand accused of kicking pledges with steel-toed boots, beating them with a metal pipe and urinating on them, among other horrific offenses, Buzzfeed News reports.

The arrested party includes Charles Eugene Brakenridge, 23; Blake Andrew Chalin, 20; Cade Rain Duckworth, 23; Gaston Thomas Eymard, 23; Shakti P. Gilotra, 22; Joseph Dylan Harkrider, 19; Malcolm Richard McNiece, 23; Alexander Joseph Rozas, 23; and Garrett Joseph Sanders, 21.

Duckworth has been charged with the most serious crimes of the group: three felonies for battery and false imprisonment and three charges of criminal hazing. Eymard, McNiece and Gilotra are all facing felony battery charges, and the rest of the students have been hit with misdemeanor charges for criminal hazing.

Duckworth and McNiece are reportedly not enrolled in LSU this semester, the school said. The Delta Kappa Epsilon chapter was officially shut down at LSU last month in response to the shocking allegations of hazing.


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Not true bro, if you walk out of those initiations they will bother you until their last year and will make sure you get the worst time of your life there, even roasties will join the fun. That it, until someone brings a gun and massacre those idiots to teach them a lesson and gets his ass all over news as why you need gun grabbing laws.



bullshit. frats have no power or influence outside of their frat. just avoid that frats parties.


>going to college


police state USSA


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>everything is fake

take your meds schizo incels


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SOLUTION: Eliminate college as we know it and replace the entire system with privately funded accredited trade and technical professional schools.

Fact is, our University system is based on an outdated heavily lecture-based framework created in Europe in the 1400's and the bizarre fraternity/sorority system is completely un-necessary and a hindrance to education.

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"49-year-old active duty U.S. Coast Guard lieutenant arrested on gun and drug charges has been accused by federal prosecutors of being a “domestic terrorist, bent on committing acts dangerous to human life that are intended to affect governmental conduct.” In a court filing, prosecutors say the lieutenant was inspired by far-right Norwegian terrorist Anders Breivik and has corresponded with known white supremacists. He identified himself as a “white nationalist” who has advocated for “focused violence” in order to establish a “white homeland” and created a hit list that includes top Democrats and members of the media, prosecutors say."


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Like all white nationalists, he appears to be growing breasts


Facebook is hoping its artificial intelligence chips will someday power a virtual assistant smarter than Apple’s Siri or Amazon’sAlexa, according to the Financial Times.

The company announced a partnership with Intel last month, entering a stiff race to develop a more specialized and powerful artificial intelligence chip. Tech giants and semiconductor makers alike have taken up the project, and Facebook has apparently given itself a tall task.

“If there’s any stone unturned, we’re going to work on it,” Yann LeCun, Facebook’s chief AI scientist, told the Financial Times.

A niche AI chip could aid in Facebook’s content moderation battle, more accurately finding and removing abusive content across Facebook’s platforms. It could also boost Facebook’s burgeoning hardware division, which launched the first Facebook-branded home device, Portal, last fall.

Facebook in 2015 launched a text-based digital assistant, dubbed M, within its Messenger app. The tool was partially powered by AI and partially the work of contracted employees. Facebook ultimately killed the tool, but it could be looking toward a revamp of sorts.

“In terms of new uses, one thing Facebook would be interested in is offering smart digital assistants — something that has a level of common sense,” LeCun told the Financial Times. “They have background knowledge and you can have a discussion with them on any topic.”




that's who cares

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Sometimes when you watch a sport, you just feel compelled to participate yourself. Unfortunately, these youth wrestling parents fell victim to their inclinations and had to be separated after an emotionally charged brawl during a match.

The parents in the above video should be embarrassed and ashamed of their actions. While they did provide a funny internet clip, they also exposed the dark side of youth sports. Being passionate about one's child's athletic endeavors is a great thing, but one has to know where the line is between being supportive and being detrimental to the child's success.

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3 adults cited after brawling at their kids' youth wrestling tournament

"Husband and wife, Shannon Volkman, 39, and Nicole Volkman, 33, were cited for disorderly conduct and battery, while Cassandra Hamill, 33, was cited for disorderly conduct.

Per the police report, Officer Lefeber responded to the scene based on a complaint by the husband of Mrs. Hamill."




But they can't fight for their country as Trump sells them off.


Common this is way juicer than anything else happening.


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Parents do this shit all the time, are you retarded? I live in the most cucked poz hole for 100 miles around and there was a hockey parents brawl that made national news here. I'd bet they overwhelmingly thought it was "her turn".


Whats this meme? Literally no one on /pol/ supports any of that shit. Jesus you're fucking dumb. Sure they circlejerk all day long but at least get your shitty attempt at an insult straight.

is this what MediaMatters thinks will win them the next election? wew. Sending your finest as usual.

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Hey, they call it ‘catwalk’ for a reason! This kitty just left the Internet go wild after it somehow got on the runway and steal the show!

It all happened at the Esmod International Fashion Show held in Emaar Square Mall in Istanbul, Turkey.

Fashion designer Goksen Hakki Ali commented, “It’s unclear where the cat had come from, but her motives were pretty obvious — she wanted the full attention and admiration of the audience”

“And judging from her adorable little attacks on the models passing by, those weren’t things she was willing to share”


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REAL News.


actual news

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"A Compass Airlines plane flying from Seattle to Los Angeles was forced to land in Portland after a 21-year-old Washington man who claimed to be on methamphetamines interfered with the flight crew and advanced toward the cockpit, a federal complaint said Thursday.

Douglas B. Smyser allegedly told authorities he became paranoid and suspicious aboard the flight Wednesday after ingesting methamphetamine before takeoff, the Oregonian reported, citing the complaint. He was reportedly heading to a drug rehab home in Malibu, Calif., at the time."


Fuck you guys, I wasn't on meth, it was coke.


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you guessed it………….



factional rational

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A Tennessee man whose body was found in Great Smoky Mountains National Park last year, died of meth overdose and was not killed by a bear attack, an autopsy report released Monday revealed. It revealed the man died of "accidental methamphetamine intoxication."

The partially eaten body of William Lee Hill Jr. was found in the park on Sept. 9, 2018. At the time of discovery, officers encountered a bear feeding on the body.

“An autopsy revealed extensive postmortem animal predation, but no findings of antemortem/perimortem trauma,” the autopsy statement said. This meant the man wasn’t attacked by the bear. The animal had, however, eaten the body parts after his death.

Hill had gone with another man in search for ginseng, a herb used in energy drinks, and had a history of drug use. Syringes and other drug paraphernalia were also found near his body, Knox News reported.

Around 1,500 bears roam in the park, however, very few exhibit aggressive behavior toward humans.

"Wildlife biologists and park rangers work hard to prevent bears from becoming food-conditioned or habituated to high-use areas. Out of an abundance of caution for the park's 11 million park visitors, park staff implement aversive-conditioning techniques and, on rare occasions, euthanize individual bears that pose a threat to visitor safety,” park officials said Monday, ABC-affiliated television station WATE reported.


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wow legit news



It was probably caused by a CVA (Heart attack/stroke). I essentially had a stroke after my meth days. bad tiems.


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Right now Yogi is tripping balls.



<In my defense, your honor, it was

>accidental methamphetamine intoxication


Wow, this thread is full of salty bagels

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