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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 6f2ac0ee8343ef7⋯.jpg (144.67 KB, 640x788, 160:197, Tyrannical genocidal BO ge….jpg)

dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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5f2c57  No.431821

OP is a faggot




File: fdc8e56e0881bb2⋯.jpg (97.24 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sheev.jpg)

5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?

BEHOLD!

For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.



File: 59535aa1fa97dbb⋯.png (1.59 MB, 900x1275, 12:17, ClipboardImage.png)

68c6e4  No.432375[Reply]

Slightly early thread because all the thread makers are going to bed.

‘Words Have Consequences’: Antisemitic Writing of Imam Invited By BBC to Question Tory Leaders Revealed

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/19/bbcs-anti-boris-words-have-consequences-imam-posted-anti-semitic-material/

Migrant Convicted of Public Masturbation on Paris Train Will Not Face Deportation

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/19/migrant-convicted-of-public-masturbation-paris-train-will-not-face-deportation/

Trump Creates Doubts About What He Would Attack Iran Over

https://news.antiwar.com/2019/06/18/trump-creates-doubts-about-what-he-would-attack-iran-over/

Fox's Tucker Carlson Privately Advising Trump Against War With Iran: Report

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-19/foxs-tucker-carlson-privately-advising-trump-against-war-iran-report

Taliban: US Has Accepted Full Withdrawal From Afghanistan

https://news.antiwar.com/2019/06/18/taliban-us-has-accepted-full-withdrawal-from-afghanistan/

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8cf1f2  No.432419

File: 1cf3e3a9ea0c97f⋯.webm (4.43 MB, 540x540, 1:1, Three Mandarins Tomorrow.webm)

>>432412

I wish everyone used the same theme so you could make 'transparent' webms


8cf1f2  No.432420

>>432415

Oh Goodnight lad, all the best


b3605d  No.432421

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bb1a62  No.432422

>>432409

>>432412

very good lads


8cf1f2  No.432423

>>432419

>compression keeps making it slightly the wrong shade

ffs




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8f69f0  No.431706[Reply]

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938a12  No.432393

File: cb36ed8bbe359ed⋯.png (7.35 KB, 421x61, 421:61, ClipboardImage.png)

>>432387

>>432389

Correct, I didn't know they still belonged to denmark but I guess it makes sense

>all their women move to Denmark so they import Thai brides.

wew women are pathetic smh i guess they cant handle the lack of boutique cosmetics and clothes shops


938a12  No.432394

File: 661fa9e6e581e97⋯.jpg (301.93 KB, 850x667, 850:667, __darjeeling_and_rosehip_g….jpg)

>posting brown pokemon girl

What happened to anglo lasses are superior, lass


9965db  No.432395

hope you fellas enjoyed that


8f69f0  No.432396

>>432393

It's the lack of education options and attractive men that drives them away.

>>432394

She is anglo, she's a native of pokemon britain.


8f69f0  No.432397




File: 818a28bef02abbc⋯.png (167.3 KB, 496x280, 62:35, ClipboardImage.png)

e0afb4  No.431015[Reply]

UK weather forecast: Britain set for storm hell before 29C heatwave - Met Office warning

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1141641/UK-weather-forecast-latest-met-office-forecast-uk-storm-thunder-heatwave

THE MET Office has issued severe weather warnings with Britain set to be battered by thunder, lightning and hailstorms - days before flooding will be mopped up by a scorching heatwave.

>Britons could suffer more travel chaos as thunderstorms pave the way for a 29C heatwave set for this weekend, which will bathe all of the UK in balmy weather, officially kicking off a delayed great British summertime. Until then, forecasters have urged UK residents to take extra care when travelling as a huge chunk of England is about to be hit by floods brought on by torrential rain. A severe weather warning has been issued from the south west of England up to as far as Hull.

>The Met Office warned: “There is a small chance that homes and businesses could be flooded quickly, with damage to some buildings from floodwater, lightning strikes, hail or strong winds.

>“Where flooding or lightning strikes occur, there is a chance of delays and some cancellations to train and bus service.”

‘ISIS Beatles’ terrorist demands family be allowed to live in UK - ‘I am British!’

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1141664/isis-islamic-state-uk-terrorist-isis-beatles-syria-Alexanda-Kotey-IS

BRITAIN’S most senior living Islamic State terrorist has a secret family in Syria – but wants them to live in the UK.

>But despite having had his British citizenship revoked for his crimes, the jailed terrorist claims he is still “as British as anyone else”. Speaking from inside a swelteringly hot complex at a secret base in North Syria, Kotey yesterdPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5493ab  No.431703

File: 88a8f02f1737d96⋯.png (702.69 KB, 640x848, 40:53, ClipboardImage.png)

the brap tables have turned…


202215  No.431704

>braps start smelling like cat and dog braps

So this is the power of keto


202215  No.431705

>>431702

Is this good?

>>431703

Goodlad


5493ab  No.431707

>>431705

only time will tell but I think Nige is very naive to think the Tories wouldn't just backstab him like they did Clegg


f37796  No.431709




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34583a  No.430254[Reply]

MEP Withdraws Allegation, Apologises After Accusing Brexit Party of Being Money Laundering Front

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/17/mep-withdraws-allegation-apologises-after-accusing-brexit-party-of-being-money-laundering-front/

A Scottish Nationalist member of the European Parliament has apologised and agreed to pay legal costs after accusing the Brexit Party of being a “money laundering front” after the European Union elections that party won.

<Alyn Smith, a representative for the Scotland electoral region of the European Union for the Scottish Nationalist Party — a left-wing nationalist group which campaigns to break up the United Kingdom, intending to subsume Scotland into a federal European superstate — apologised Monday, the Brexit Party revealed in a statement.

<The apology came after comments made by Smith in May, when speaking on British broadcaster Sky News the politician accused the party of being “shysters”. Alledging criminal misconduct, Smith said:

Tory leadership race: Contenders clash over Brexit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48654729

Contenders to replace Theresa May as Conservative leader have clashed over delivering Brexit during a TV debate.

<The MPs argued over whether a new deal could be renegotiated with the EU, and the prospect of a no-deal Brexit.

<Boris Johnson came under fire for not taking part in the Channel 4 debate but defended his stance, suggesting it would "be slightly cacophonous".

<His leadership bid has been backed by Health Secretary Matt Hancock, who dropped out of the race on Friday.

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40a324  No.431011

I'll call you Three Bulges from now on smdh


025ead  No.431012

>>431008

tbh finding bulges aesthetic is an indicator of gayness


1a795c  No.431013

File: 8ec38463e0c73bc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 140.02 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1560871783707.jpg)

>>431011

>>431009

Keek I like it.

I wish I had never gotten fat smh. I'll never look this smooth and slim smh


473578  No.431014

File: 1e6447edbb5b068⋯.webm (3.72 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 8ad227fbce8adccf825934761….webm)

no self-awareness


cadc6a  No.431016




File: 5eb07c7e521e109⋯.jpg (710.3 KB, 1200x803, 1200:803, hong-kong-protest.jpg)

ab74d6  No.429529[Reply]

NEWS

>Donald Trump attacks Sadiq Khan over London violence

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48651131

<US President Donald Trump has once again criticised London Mayor Sadiq Khan, calling him a "national disgrace" who is destroying the UK's capital.

<His comments came after five violent attacks in London in less than 24 hours left three men dead and three injured.

<In response, Mr Khan's spokesman said the mayor's thoughts were with the victims' families and he "is not going to waste his time responding to this sort of tweet".

<The mayor was focused on supporting the city's communities and "over-stretched" emergency services, he added.

<Mr Corbyn tweeted in defence of Mr Khan, saying he was "rightly supporting the police to do their job while Katie Hopkins spreads hateful and divisive rhetoric".

<These three deaths take the total number of homicides in London in 2019 to 56. Official data shows that this time last year there had been 82 deaths - and 2018 was ultimately the worst year on record in the city for a decade.

>Hong Kong protest 'largest in 30 years'

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-48656471

<Nearly two million people have taken part in a mass protest in Hong Kong against a controversial extradition bill, organisers say.

<The number has not been independently verified. If confirmed, it would be the largest protest there since 1989.

<The masses turned out despite the suspension of the bill - which would allow extradition from Hong Kong to mainland China - on Saturday.

<Hong Kong leader Carrie Lam on Sunday apologised for proposing the bill.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ed7f24  No.430251

>>430250

Scouse is THE British accent


35fcc2  No.430252

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB, 548x421, 548:421, ass.png)

>>430251

>taigs are british


109eef  No.430253

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>a month of not being on

>2 messages

>actually 0 messages because the messages I got were conversations I started that they ended/blocked me


d42492  No.430255


ab74d6  No.430256

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700798  No.428794[Reply]

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aba2cd  No.429526

glad the (hide) button exists.


aba2cd  No.429527

muph

muuuu


0df830  No.429528

File: d1c639d03a606c6⋯.png (463.39 KB, 1200x911, 1200:911, ClipboardImage.png)


aba2cd  No.429530

>>429529

new thread


aba2cd  No.429531

File: ba259e4c7522ae7⋯.jpg (26.26 KB, 342x513, 2:3, Jewess 733.jpg)

now we wait… for someone to make a better thread




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00c025  No.428054[Reply]

Brexit: UK government in "pretty good shape" for no deal says top civil servant

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48631741

UK weather: Five hundred train passengers stranded on board for eight hours after tracks flood

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/14/uk-weather-five-hundred-train-passengers-stranded-board-eight/

Change UK applies to change name after legal dispute

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48629838

SUNSHINE AFTER THE RAIN UK weather forecast – Sun to return with 25C heat next week…but only after weekend washout

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9293600/uk-weather-forecast-sun-weekend-washout-met-office/

Chuka Umunna joins the Lib Dems after quitting Change UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116

UK's special forces set for new Russia mission

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48624982

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5a3292  No.428791

File: 06a4a0d92cf8b74⋯.png (420.2 KB, 657x621, 73:69, ClipboardImage.png)

Not only kino, but redpilled too!


5a3292  No.428792

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

READY PLAYER ONE

Playing tonight at 8pm

Unironically a decent film


00c025  No.428793

new thread needed


00c025  No.428795


761f62  No.428823

File: 6e19d2be97b6011⋯.jpg (250.13 KB, 1280x1525, 256:305, Jewess 879.jpg)

INDEX




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000b4e  No.426962[Reply]

Delingpole: Boris Is Looking More and More Like Britain’s Next Prime Minister

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/12/delingpole-boris-is-looking-more-and-more-like-britains-next-prime-minister/

BBC defends Jo Brand over 'battery acid' joke

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48611424

EU Commission, Germany: New Prime Minister Cannot Change Brexit Deal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/12/european-commission-germany-new-prime-minister-cannot-change-brexit-deal/

Brexit: MPs reject Labour plan for no-deal vote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48613921

Brexit: UK firms 'not even close to ready' for no deal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48611754

UK weather: flood warnings in place as rail services disrupted

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jun/12/weather-warnings-in-place-as-heavy-rain-continues-across-britain

BBC's Laura Kuenssberg confirms 'UK leaving on October 31' but has warning for Leavers

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6ff415  No.428071

File: 7aa33a5bd2d50a4⋯.png (13.69 KB, 437x714, 437:714, Based Welsh flagbearer tbh.png)

x


93f88c  No.428072

File: b4487e978d47082⋯.jpg (97.01 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, Jewess 390.jpg)

INDEX

>>428068

your welcome.


6ff415  No.428073

stop it


5d0fb6  No.428074

Last post because I was shopping tbh


93f88c  No.428075

File: 4f5c21158ecde5f⋯.jpg (123.28 KB, 800x878, 400:439, Jewess 391.jpg)

just lock the thread, lol.




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1496a8  No.426593[Reply]

Conservative George Will: America Needs ‘As Much Immigration as Economy Can Take’

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/06/10/watch-george-will-america-needs-as-much-immigration-as-economy-can-take/

Turkey Sends Jihadist and His Two Wives, Nine Children Back to France

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2019/06/11/turkey-sends-jihadist-and-his-two-wives-nine-children-back-to-france/

France: Renegotiation Of Britain’s Brexit Withdrawal Not Possible — Britain Must Leave the EU in October

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/11/french-minister-no-renegotiation-of-brexit-withdrawal-terms/

‘Rocketman’ Fails to Launch: Samoa Bans Elton John Biopic over Gay Sex Scenes

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/06/11/rocketman-fails-to-launch-samoa-bans-elton-john-biopic-over-gay-sex-scenes/

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222403  No.427324

>>427323

who the HECK are you mystery lad???!?????


222403  No.427327

File: 3e9ad47c165a830⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.2 MB, 480x269, 480:269, 1560375290987.webm)

>what started Wessex' fetish


b1935a  No.427329

File: 0d6dc78f59681c1⋯.webm (1.3 MB, 360x360, 1:1, Space Cadet 2.webm)

>>427313

thanks lad


f5544a  No.427330


222403  No.427331

File: 102f60ba39bfd2d⋯.png (528.73 KB, 1914x800, 957:400, ClipboardImage.png)

>all alone




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e9072a  No.425896[Reply]

[shitebart link here]

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7bddca  No.426589

*reclines and relaxes* Neo'll clean up the thread


8ef7c0  No.426590

File: 7c761955ffe8e0d⋯.mp4 (4.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1560271537.mp4)

>>426589

Someone already beat me to it.


bccea9  No.426591

File: c798c04d37e44a6⋯.png (230.99 KB, 412x408, 103:102, comfygos.png)

>>426578

Don't let the banter get to you lad, smdh. Chin up.


7bddca  No.426592

>>426590

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. beautiful webm


8ef7c0  No.426595




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d63436  No.425121[Reply]

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c1a467  No.425893

>tfw no big telescope to spy on people with


15adba  No.425894

>>425889

Is there much light pollution where you are? Or do you have to go to good places to be able to fully use that?


c1a467  No.425895

new thread needed, dont make one i will


15adba  No.425897

>>425895

Will this be indexed?


c1a467  No.425898




File: e20c1fdeb99aed2⋯.png (289.06 KB, 624x351, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

d10b57  No.424401[Reply]

owo whats this: Russia and US warships almost collide in East China Sea

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48553568

A Russian warship and a US warship have come close to collision in the western Pacific Ocean, with each side blaming the other for the incident.

Russia's Pacific Fleet said the cruiser USS Chancellorsville crossed just 50m (160ft) in front of the destroyer Admiral Vinogradov at 06:35 Moscow time (03:35 GMT).

It was forced to perform "emergency manoeuvring" to avoid the US ship.

But US forces blamed the Russians, claiming their ship was responsible.

Lesbian Couple Attacked ‘for Refusing Men’s Demand to Kiss for Their Entertainment’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/london-woman-and-girlfriend-attacked-for-refusing-mens-demand-to-kiss-for-their-entertainment

>A London woman and her girlfriend were left covered in blood after being beaten by a group of men when the couple refused their demand to kiss each other for their entertainment, according to local British media. Melania Geymonat, 28, said she and her girlfriend, Chris, were on a London bus when the male group “started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions.” The men allegedly attacked Chris first before punching Geymonat when she tried to defend her girlfriend. Scotland Yard said Friday that arrests have been made in the attack.

Delingpole: Vote Conservative, Get Labour

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/07/delingpole-vote-conservative-get-labour/

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8e6747  No.425117

>>425114

have sex


c24e26  No.425118

>>425117

no willing partner


0cc4f9  No.425119

>>425116

accept a perception of who you are, like we do for other people, and you will see it's trivial to worry about certain things.

if you aren't comfortable around people, you don't have to comfortable around them. accept the stress when it come, but don't dwell on it at all.

if you worry about what you have to do, acknowledge you have limits like everyone else and work in your acceptable pace.


0fc760  No.425120

>>425118

the chad rapist tbh


c048a0  No.425122




File: 033cddbabc3c0c4⋯.png (483.59 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

38ca88  No.423680[Reply]

no links

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2997e4  No.424398

File: a9e5511a1dd382a⋯.png (375.02 KB, 803x688, 803:688, d4b747bf92bcb092c7a4d0d0aa….png)


2997e4  No.424399

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-releases-video-16462351

>Tommeh was just there with his woife to have a good toime


1ad4ad  No.424400

>>424392

Not really sure we could have said no to China by that point tbh, probably the best we could have done is to democratise politics there to make mainland domination harder


ecf090  No.424402


aa6819  No.424405

File: 5bac8255785222b⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 680x850, 4:5, Queen Jew 79.jpg)

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