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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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5f2c57  No.431821

OP is a faggot

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5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?


For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.

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68c6e4  No.432375[Reply]

Slightly early thread because all the thread makers are going to bed.

‘Words Have Consequences’: Antisemitic Writing of Imam Invited By BBC to Question Tory Leaders Revealed


Migrant Convicted of Public Masturbation on Paris Train Will Not Face Deportation


Trump Creates Doubts About What He Would Attack Iran Over


Fox's Tucker Carlson Privately Advising Trump Against War With Iran: Report


Taliban: US Has Accepted Full Withdrawal From Afghanistan


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8cf1f2  No.432419

File: 1cf3e3a9ea0c97f⋯.webm (4.43 MB, 540x540, 1:1, Three Mandarins Tomorrow.webm)


I wish everyone used the same theme so you could make 'transparent' webms

8cf1f2  No.432420


Oh Goodnight lad, all the best

b3605d  No.432421

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bb1a62  No.432422



very good lads

8cf1f2  No.432423


>compression keeps making it slightly the wrong shade


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8f69f0  No.431706[Reply]

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938a12  No.432393

File: cb36ed8bbe359ed⋯.png (7.35 KB, 421x61, 421:61, ClipboardImage.png)



Correct, I didn't know they still belonged to denmark but I guess it makes sense

>all their women move to Denmark so they import Thai brides.

wew women are pathetic smh i guess they cant handle the lack of boutique cosmetics and clothes shops

938a12  No.432394

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>posting brown pokemon girl

What happened to anglo lasses are superior, lass

9965db  No.432395

hope you fellas enjoyed that

8f69f0  No.432396


It's the lack of education options and attractive men that drives them away.


She is anglo, she's a native of pokemon britain.

8f69f0  No.432397

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e0afb4  No.431015[Reply]

UK weather forecast: Britain set for storm hell before 29C heatwave - Met Office warning


THE MET Office has issued severe weather warnings with Britain set to be battered by thunder, lightning and hailstorms - days before flooding will be mopped up by a scorching heatwave.

>Britons could suffer more travel chaos as thunderstorms pave the way for a 29C heatwave set for this weekend, which will bathe all of the UK in balmy weather, officially kicking off a delayed great British summertime. Until then, forecasters have urged UK residents to take extra care when travelling as a huge chunk of England is about to be hit by floods brought on by torrential rain. A severe weather warning has been issued from the south west of England up to as far as Hull.

>The Met Office warned: “There is a small chance that homes and businesses could be flooded quickly, with damage to some buildings from floodwater, lightning strikes, hail or strong winds.

>“Where flooding or lightning strikes occur, there is a chance of delays and some cancellations to train and bus service.”

‘ISIS Beatles’ terrorist demands family be allowed to live in UK - ‘I am British!’


BRITAIN’S most senior living Islamic State terrorist has a secret family in Syria – but wants them to live in the UK.

>But despite having had his British citizenship revoked for his crimes, the jailed terrorist claims he is still “as British as anyone else”. Speaking from inside a swelteringly hot complex at a secret base in North Syria, Kotey yesterdPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5493ab  No.431703

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the brap tables have turned…

202215  No.431704

>braps start smelling like cat and dog braps

So this is the power of keto

202215  No.431705


Is this good?



5493ab  No.431707


only time will tell but I think Nige is very naive to think the Tories wouldn't just backstab him like they did Clegg

f37796  No.431709

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34583a  No.430254[Reply]

MEP Withdraws Allegation, Apologises After Accusing Brexit Party of Being Money Laundering Front


A Scottish Nationalist member of the European Parliament has apologised and agreed to pay legal costs after accusing the Brexit Party of being a “money laundering front” after the European Union elections that party won.

<Alyn Smith, a representative for the Scotland electoral region of the European Union for the Scottish Nationalist Party — a left-wing nationalist group which campaigns to break up the United Kingdom, intending to subsume Scotland into a federal European superstate — apologised Monday, the Brexit Party revealed in a statement.

<The apology came after comments made by Smith in May, when speaking on British broadcaster Sky News the politician accused the party of being “shysters”. Alledging criminal misconduct, Smith said:

Tory leadership race: Contenders clash over Brexit


Contenders to replace Theresa May as Conservative leader have clashed over delivering Brexit during a TV debate.

<The MPs argued over whether a new deal could be renegotiated with the EU, and the prospect of a no-deal Brexit.

<Boris Johnson came under fire for not taking part in the Channel 4 debate but defended his stance, suggesting it would "be slightly cacophonous".

<His leadership bid has been backed by Health Secretary Matt Hancock, who dropped out of the race on Friday.

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40a324  No.431011

I'll call you Three Bulges from now on smdh

025ead  No.431012


tbh finding bulges aesthetic is an indicator of gayness

1a795c  No.431013

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Keek I like it.

I wish I had never gotten fat smh. I'll never look this smooth and slim smh

473578  No.431014

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no self-awareness

cadc6a  No.431016

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ab74d6  No.429529[Reply]


>Donald Trump attacks Sadiq Khan over London violence


<US President Donald Trump has once again criticised London Mayor Sadiq Khan, calling him a "national disgrace" who is destroying the UK's capital.

<His comments came after five violent attacks in London in less than 24 hours left three men dead and three injured.

<In response, Mr Khan's spokesman said the mayor's thoughts were with the victims' families and he "is not going to waste his time responding to this sort of tweet".

<The mayor was focused on supporting the city's communities and "over-stretched" emergency services, he added.

<Mr Corbyn tweeted in defence of Mr Khan, saying he was "rightly supporting the police to do their job while Katie Hopkins spreads hateful and divisive rhetoric".

<These three deaths take the total number of homicides in London in 2019 to 56. Official data shows that this time last year there had been 82 deaths - and 2018 was ultimately the worst year on record in the city for a decade.

>Hong Kong protest 'largest in 30 years'


<Nearly two million people have taken part in a mass protest in Hong Kong against a controversial extradition bill, organisers say.

<The number has not been independently verified. If confirmed, it would be the largest protest there since 1989.

<The masses turned out despite the suspension of the bill - which would allow extradition from Hong Kong to mainland China - on Saturday.

<Hong Kong leader Carrie Lam on Sunday apologised for proposing the bill.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ed7f24  No.430251


Scouse is THE British accent

35fcc2  No.430252

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>taigs are british

109eef  No.430253

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>a month of not being on

>2 messages

>actually 0 messages because the messages I got were conversations I started that they ended/blocked me

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ab74d6  No.430256

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aba2cd  No.429526

glad the (hide) button exists.

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0df830  No.429528

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aba2cd  No.429530


new thread

aba2cd  No.429531

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now we wait… for someone to make a better thread

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00c025  No.428054[Reply]

Brexit: UK government in "pretty good shape" for no deal says top civil servant


UK weather: Five hundred train passengers stranded on board for eight hours after tracks flood


Change UK applies to change name after legal dispute


SUNSHINE AFTER THE RAIN UK weather forecast – Sun to return with 25C heat next week…but only after weekend washout


Chuka Umunna joins the Lib Dems after quitting Change UK


UK's special forces set for new Russia mission


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5a3292  No.428791

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Not only kino, but redpilled too!

5a3292  No.428792

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Playing tonight at 8pm

Unironically a decent film

00c025  No.428793

new thread needed

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761f62  No.428823

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000b4e  No.426962[Reply]

Delingpole: Boris Is Looking More and More Like Britain’s Next Prime Minister


BBC defends Jo Brand over 'battery acid' joke


EU Commission, Germany: New Prime Minister Cannot Change Brexit Deal


Brexit: MPs reject Labour plan for no-deal vote


Brexit: UK firms 'not even close to ready' for no deal


UK weather: flood warnings in place as rail services disrupted


BBC's Laura Kuenssberg confirms 'UK leaving on October 31' but has warning for Leavers

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6ff415  No.428071

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93f88c  No.428072

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your welcome.

6ff415  No.428073

stop it

5d0fb6  No.428074

Last post because I was shopping tbh

93f88c  No.428075

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just lock the thread, lol.

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1496a8  No.426593[Reply]

Conservative George Will: America Needs ‘As Much Immigration as Economy Can Take’


Turkey Sends Jihadist and His Two Wives, Nine Children Back to France


France: Renegotiation Of Britain’s Brexit Withdrawal Not Possible — Britain Must Leave the EU in October


‘Rocketman’ Fails to Launch: Samoa Bans Elton John Biopic over Gay Sex Scenes


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222403  No.427324


who the HECK are you mystery lad???!?????

222403  No.427327

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>what started Wessex' fetish

b1935a  No.427329

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thanks lad

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222403  No.427331

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>all alone

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e9072a  No.425896[Reply]

[shitebart link here]

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7bddca  No.426589

*reclines and relaxes* Neo'll clean up the thread

8ef7c0  No.426590

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Someone already beat me to it.

bccea9  No.426591

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Don't let the banter get to you lad, smdh. Chin up.

7bddca  No.426592


keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. beautiful webm

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d63436  No.425121[Reply]

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c1a467  No.425893

>tfw no big telescope to spy on people with

15adba  No.425894


Is there much light pollution where you are? Or do you have to go to good places to be able to fully use that?

c1a467  No.425895

new thread needed, dont make one i will

15adba  No.425897


Will this be indexed?

c1a467  No.425898

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d10b57  No.424401[Reply]

owo whats this: Russia and US warships almost collide in East China Sea


A Russian warship and a US warship have come close to collision in the western Pacific Ocean, with each side blaming the other for the incident.

Russia's Pacific Fleet said the cruiser USS Chancellorsville crossed just 50m (160ft) in front of the destroyer Admiral Vinogradov at 06:35 Moscow time (03:35 GMT).

It was forced to perform "emergency manoeuvring" to avoid the US ship.

But US forces blamed the Russians, claiming their ship was responsible.

Lesbian Couple Attacked ‘for Refusing Men’s Demand to Kiss for Their Entertainment’


>A London woman and her girlfriend were left covered in blood after being beaten by a group of men when the couple refused their demand to kiss each other for their entertainment, according to local British media. Melania Geymonat, 28, said she and her girlfriend, Chris, were on a London bus when the male group “started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions.” The men allegedly attacked Chris first before punching Geymonat when she tried to defend her girlfriend. Scotland Yard said Friday that arrests have been made in the attack.

Delingpole: Vote Conservative, Get Labour


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8e6747  No.425117


have sex

c24e26  No.425118


no willing partner

0cc4f9  No.425119


accept a perception of who you are, like we do for other people, and you will see it's trivial to worry about certain things.

if you aren't comfortable around people, you don't have to comfortable around them. accept the stress when it come, but don't dwell on it at all.

if you worry about what you have to do, acknowledge you have limits like everyone else and work in your acceptable pace.

0fc760  No.425120


the chad rapist tbh

c048a0  No.425122

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38ca88  No.423680[Reply]

no links

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2997e4  No.424399

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-releases-video-16462351

>Tommeh was just there with his woife to have a good toime

1ad4ad  No.424400


Not really sure we could have said no to China by that point tbh, probably the best we could have done is to democratise politics there to make mainland domination harder

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aa6819  No.424405

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