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Processed foods get blamed for a lot of things. But this week, a group of linguists took it to a whole new level.

To put it crudely, they argue that the invention of processed foods like yogurt and gruel, thousands of years ago, gave us the F-word. Lots of F-words. To be more precise, the researchers think that softer foods led to more frequent use of the sounds "f" and "v" in human languages. (Other experts on language are skeptical; more about that later.)

According to the new theory, food influenced language through a complex chain of events.



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… What ?


Fuck you nigger.


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this might be one of the worst threads i've ever seen


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It's so bad I'm honestly capping it. It's so bad it made me fucking laugh. I don't even think Buzzfeed would run this story.


what about “oh fuck there’s a lion!”

pretty sure cavemen were saying that way before soft foods.


Chef here, I wouldn't be surprised if the word was created just to grill apprentices


Old English police charge for prostitutes- abbreviated on paperwork- For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.



I think OP is saying prehistoric monkey-men were physically unable to make V and F sounds, until cooked foods made our mouths evolve into a different shape



>prehistoric monkey-men were physically unable to make V and F sounds

Makes sense. I mean just look at niggers, they have primitive jaws and still can't speak properly to this day


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it's only a matter of time before people know what food to eat to make them psychic so they can read other peoples minds and talk telepathically.


1. "Fuck" was obviously onomatopoeia for the sound of a dick thrusting into a pussy.

2. Europeans have been talking and writing far longer than they've been farming, and there's no evidence of a lack of F or V in proto-Indo-European languages, making this whole article a load of shit.




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Ramsay's ancestor's, the scythian scots most likely.

The F word and other ramsay's will be more educational.





using image for shitposting.

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