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It's fine, but more than a few would mean your likely extroverted/ a failed normalfaggot, therefore not a robot


Also fine, wage-slavery is sometimes a must for quite a few robots

>talk to women

No. Talking to women at any points other than when necessary, yet coming here proclaiming to be a robot is a patent symptom of a failed normalfaggot


Highly unlikely due to certain circumstances but possible

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This thread is for people who are Neets and Hikikomori (No wagecucks or university students allowed).

Why are you a Neet or a Hikikomori /r9k/?


>The acronym for (Not In Education Employment Or Training)


>A Japanese word that when translated into English it means “pulling inward, being confined”,acute social withdrawal “) in context of a person the term refers to a shut-in who does not leave their bedroom inside their parents house for very long periods often for months or years at a time

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Would honesty get me through? I'm seriously considering doing this, because i know i'm not able to do anything productive in life right now.

Going to a mental hospital for my suicidal thoughts might be really good for me too.



I can confirm, the best, kindest people I've ever met I met in a psych ward.


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I'm assuming you're talking about the patients, not the people in charge? Or were they good too?



Not an advice for every country. In some cases you won't have income for being suicidal, and by being in psych ward even once you may not even get a job anymore, because you will be looked down upon.



Such a great movie. The ending makes me cry everytime.

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I considered putting this in the FTDDTOT thread, but I think more than enough robots wrestle with this same question that we could generate plenty of discussion from it.

I'll start by sharing what has become an "average day" for me recently:

>wake up around 9-10AM

>take anywhere from thirty minutes to an hour just to pull myself out of bed

>don't get anything to eat for at least an hour because I just don't want to

>fill my time throughout the day browsing the internet, listening to music, daydreaming, or just staring into the abyss

>sometimes I will watch an episode of a show to pass some time

>still play video games, but can only go for about an hour or two before losing interest

>force myself to eat something for dinner, still don't really want to but my body needs food I guess

>my nights consist of either wasting time in the ways stated above, or fapping until midnight then going to bed

For context, I'm a 26 year old NEET with no friends and I live with my parents. I have nothing to live for and nothing to work towards. I have no motivation, no drive, and no ambition. Whenever I give myself something productive to do, I give up after a short while because I always end up at the same question: "What's the point?" Over the years I've tried a wide variety of things to try to fight off the feelings of nihilism. I used to try to study and learn things, to exercise and set goals for myself, but I just can't find a reason to care about anything anymore. I don't necessarily want to kill myself either, I'm going to die eventually anyway so I don't feel a need to rush into it.

So my question to my fellow bots, and the point of this thread, is what are we living for? I'm sure many of you here are much like me, simply going through the motions, but for the bots here who have found some kind of reason to keep pushing, what is it? What keeps you going when you know most things in life are complete waste and nothing you do truly matters?

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Thank you for that post. From the bottom of my heart. Normally I only lurk but your reply, damn..

I can see you and I are different than most people. I even think we have a lot in common. Sadly we have to hide our thoughts and feelings from other people IRL. And that in and of itself is painful enough.


I'm religious, so I don't see any reason to end things early. Eternity will be a pretty long time after all, so this life won't compare even if I were to live for hundreds of years.

But even if you aren't religious, you live because you were built to live. Purpose is stupid, that doesn't matter. To be frank, there isn't much purpose even if you have religion. Not outside of doing what you're told anyways. Humans were created, evolved, whatever the hell, to live, breed, and die. Robots can sure as hell do two of those. Find shit to fill your time with while you're here, it's such a short time already so you might as well make the most of it you can. Better to do something, however mundane, painful, or unimpactful, while you can experience it than to blow your brains out because shit's painful.

That being said, I certainly don't think less of bots that an hero. Life is a bitch sometimes.


>as much as you chose God, God chooses you.

This had better not be some Calvinist shit, anon. Although I suppose if you meant in the way that God has chosen to forgive everyone then that's fine.


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>That's because you're coming at it from the wrong direction. You don't chose a religion to make yourself feel better, you chose the truth to become better. And as much as you chose God, God chooses you.

In layman's terms:

<you didn't see it my way, so you're wrong

>"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." 1 Corinthians 13:11

<a vague quote that anyone could have said (also, numerous philosophers have said things along these same lines) but because it was in the bible, it means that Christianity is the only truth in the world

>There's nothing worse than a person who believes in things simply because he wants to, or because it's useful. If the things you believe or do are wrong, then you should be told that they are wrong.

Once again:

<you didn't see it my way, so you're wrong

I think that's the last straw for me, I'm sick of the christfaggotry on this board. If I wanted the Christian perspective on this topic, I would have made this thread on /christian/, but I didn't. I made it here to speak with fellow robots, to share theories, ideas, and feels, not be talked down to by yet another holier-than-thou christfag who feels it's his right to scold everyone around him. I tried to be civil, I tried to speak bot-to-bot and just say "it's not for me, but I'm happy for you" and just leave it at that, but as always the eternal christfag can never leave well enough alone. I was stupid to think that would work though, because you're not a robot. I don't care if you're a kissless, handhold-less, hugless virgin, you're no robot. You come into these threads, talk down to everyone, and when someone says "I don't agree" you go on the offensive with the intent of fully derailing a thread in the belief that the other side will not only concede, but completely submit to your way of thinking. You treat everyone here as your lessers. To you we're just "lost sheep" waiting around to be "brought home."

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>why are Christians coming at this issue from a Christian perspective?

>Christians can't be robots, because reasons

>rants for 2 paragraphs and then says he doesn't care

I'm not even a christfag but this shit is retarded. People react to hardship in different ways, some choose to turn to God to lessen the blow. Therefore, it makes sense that people who lived shitty lives would be more likely to believe in God than someone who lived on Easy Street, hence a lot of robots are christfags.


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Hey, I'm not him I'm the fellow here >>302870

>If I wanted the Christian perspective on this topic, I would have made this thread on /christian/, but I didn't

But you responded to his post critically challenging his beliefs. Did you not expect him to respond in kind? Besides, the topic of death and suicide, and reasons to live will obviously bring out the religious guys like myself. I can't imagine you didn't expect that.

Also, not two posts ago you said

>He found something he can enjoy that gives him a reason to go on, why shit on him for it?

But then you decide to contradict yourself here, shitting on people for being Christian and for posting about it. You just did it in a backhanded way

>I think you're believing retarded shit but I'm happy that you're a happy retard

>At least they drop their spam, get deleted, and we don't see them for a few days at least

I hardly think that people asking you to chop your balls off compares. I see no reason to delete religious stuff so long as it isn't eunuch-anon-tier or it's genuine spam.

All that to say I feel like you're being unfair to the guy, and you're taking the words of a few and making a general opinion on everyone who shares a single quality with him.

I definitely agree that the verse he quoted doesn't have that much to do with his post. And he shouldn't have talked down to you. That was kind of an asshole move there.

I try not to argue about religious shit here, I've said before that I don't come here to preach, and that if I did then I would probably be doing more harm than good. Sorry if my posting has lessened your opinion of the board in general. I don't mean to intrude on anyone here, this place is invaded enough by normalfags preaching their own shitty gf garbage. I hope that the thread can continue without getting caught up in this shit. I figure you won't reply to me anyways, so atPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>ignore your bullies and they will stop

Where did this meme came from? Why do every authority figure propagates it? do they do it on purpose?

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Life is wasting and they won't let me fuck.


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Only one way to handle bullies tbh



That was fucking beautiful. Too bad he'll probably get charged. What did he do to provoke him?


Schools do this on purpose. It's a fucking CULT.



>What did he do to provoke him?

I'm curious as well.

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"I'm the only one who is legally, psychically, and politically qualified to make these threads" edition.

Post feels, regrets, good times, etc.

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But the latter was a result of constant shitposting, now it's infested with absolut cancer. The first one is devolving into a similar kind of cancer slowly, the idea that I suggested was that instead of letting cancer grow in a debates community, have a separate playground where the kids would fuck around.



The problem with that is that a certain type of person festers there then leaks in thinking they can get away with 'it's just ironic shidposd bro :DDDDDD'

see: wizchan


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I lost my life friend, my only friend about 7 months ago. First 2 months was a fucking torture, especially when I had to work on something really hard. After a while the pain decreased a lot, but I still feel a terrible pain. I never get tired of working for hours non stop, yet this shit is killing me. I regret lots of things. I just wanted to spend some time with my friend. I don't think I can ever be happy anymore. That friend was the reason why I stopped being suicidal for 5 years and felt happiness after a long time.


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I just realized bump limit is 750, not 500, so I've been making these threads 250 posts earlier than I should be

tyrone plz no ban II have a VPN so I don't really care


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It is 500 though. But really the last two threads you made 40 posts earlier anyways.

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Correct Acronym Edition

Old thread is close to bump limit and since I'm a sperg I enjoy making these threads before anyone else can.

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Wouldn't the lazy version of this (deleting webcam and microphone drivers) do the same trick? I doubt any CIAnigger would be able to reinstall these unnoticed, especially when I don't have wangblows 8.1 to 10 or macOS installed.


Also, next time try making the feeteedeetoodtee when the previous thread is close to five posts from bump limit


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My family throws around the word "Love" but for me the word feels…empty. I can easily tell my parents that I love them but I don't think I've ever felt it or truly experienced the feeling of love. This has made me feel like a bad person and I cannot help it. My parents "love" me but I don't know what it feels like and I don't understand it. I've tried searching for definitions but I've only found bible verses and cheesy responses written by normalfags. Can someone please tell me what it is and how it feels ?

I've been numb for as long as I can remember



My family has never been close, but for some reason my parents have been saying it a lot to me recently. If you find out what it means let me know.



Love is unconditional acceptance or to not falter in maintaining a relationship. Ideally parents "love" their child because no matter what you do or who you become they will always accept you as their son and all that entails.


>but for some reason my parents have been saying it a lot to me recently

They probably think you're suicidal.

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Do you think it's detrimental to become very attached to fictional characters, or can it be beneficial because it's at least one thing in your life that makes you smile? Because they will never be real.


They're real in my mind, and more genuine than anyone I've met irl.

>t. trying to write a book

It will probably never be finished though.



Are they your own characters? Maybe that's a little different, they came from you so are kind of a part of you. I'm talking more along the lines of already established characters (western cartoons, anime, games, books, etc)



Nothing wrong with it, my daki gives me much joy.


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>Because they will never be real

This only matters if you don't accept that they're not real. I know my waifu will never be real but I still feel love ? for her nonetheless

It may not be beneficial for everybody but knowing what I do (and what you should) about 3dpd makes it much more valuable to have a waifu. orignally


I think it's important to be able to care about the characters in the story your currently watching or reading. But after the story is done you should move on to a new one, not get hung up and develope waifus. Move on to another story and become attached to new characters.

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Post pics that make you feel something.


greentexts/posts are also allowed.

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I completely forgot this pic. Just randomly image search some stuff and boom I find it again. Made me sad



It's possible he got reconstruction surgery, assuming his parents wanted what was best for their child.

Or more likely than not he's stuck with that for the rest of his life.


Op here

Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still here reading everything you post.

Thank you for contributing to the thread.


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I miss him bros


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Viral disease spread by biting midges that causes deers' hooves to slough off, crack, and become necrotic. Poor fuck soldiered on and walked on his bones until some hunter killed it and ended it's suffering.

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>most of the intellectual curiosity I have/had is ruined by school

>most of the work ethic and care for quality and responsibility I have/had is ruined by work

>most of the social ability via verbal communication I had/have is ruined through social interaction

>most things have been made excessively and unnecessarily complex

>was never really good with girls or normalfags to begin with

>afraid of getting a gf out of the fear of ruining experience with girls even further

>still want one for companionship and know that I have someone by my side for life who also cares about me

>barely even understand girls

who knows this feel?

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>don't fall for her too fast


Be cautious and try to not build an ideal image of her before you get to know her deeper.

Real-life women aren't instant waifus.


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>find a girl

No thank you, I don't want to live my life enslaved to a hag. There's absolutely no reason in this day and age for an actual robot to even attempt this. Just trying this, knowing what robot should know, calls into question whether you were one to begin with


>they aren't the majority

This NAWALT arguement will never die it seems. Looking outside or going to any public place is enough information to know this is false.

Crossposters please leave we dont want to here your NAWALT, "get hitched" bs



>don't fall for her too fast

This is the hardest part by far.


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Where do you niggers come from? If you so much don't want to be here, and claim this place is harmful, why are you even here?

Don't you have any other place to be a slave?



This. Women can play chameleon for decades waiting for the right time to cash out. They may appear like us but they very different.

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Making large quantities of sugary "food" readily available to children is a crime against humanity. Highly processed sugary food and drink is the deadliest silent killer in the first world.

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Plenty of people do that. AA is pretty much a bunch of people getting together telling each other not to drink.



>Plenty of people do that. AA is pretty much a bunch of people getting together telling each other not to drink.

Heard somewhere that sugar is almost, if not, as addictive as cocaine.


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Yeah no, I highly doubt that.


>Dr. Weston Price

There's a lot of money for certain profiteers of death. The food industry takes away from healthy local cheap produce, making healthy options increasingly expensive. The Dental care jews, orthodontists and dentists. The Pharma heebs who sell the "fix" without fixing anything permanently, just adding superficial care. Cancer care vampyre kikes and finally the coffin and plot merchants.

We can end this, Sieg Heil.


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I drove to dollar general and bought 6 bags of laffy taffys a couple days ago. Ate them all in less than 2 days. Then threw up. And ate again. Not a lifestyle I enjoy or want to have but it tastes good

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Have any of you ever tried to get a gf and got rejected? Any stories about the rejection? Was this what redpilled you about women?

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What's worse is that even if you had a girl who is pure, she might easily become degenerate later on. These days, girls hardly go from non-pure to pure (as >>302445 says all the means for controlling them are very ungood) and even if a degenerate decided to become pure, how can she unride the miles of cock?

"Pure" girls are a bigger danger, if anything. You will think you found a unicorn, invest all that effort into a relationship. Then you find out it was just a larval stage that mimics a unicorn. And now you can't even get out easily. They're called succubi for a reason.







What else is there?



The fact that one already existed was enough



I remember when that happened to me when I was 12. Me, my best friend and some others were doing some shit, then my best friend at that time pulled both my pants and underwear down. What's worse is that 3 girls from my class were walking by. Felt angry and betrayed. Lowered my self esteem greatly.



And this was out on the school yard where everybody could watch.

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>be me

>get arrested for drug trafficking

>best friend from high school owes me 8 grand, doesn't pay, friendship ends

>realise I don't have any true friends, cut ties with everyone

>get out on bail

>court coming up in February

>broke as fuck

>not sure if ill keep my jobs

>going through severe withdrawals

>become an alcoholic

>cops seize car worth $6000

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>pretend to give a shit about college

>failed on three subjects of the four I was in

>see that if I don't succeed in february exams I have to do a year over again without any of the benefits of having two subjects passed

>been procrastinating the whole month

>still thinking if I should just study a trade and ask for a job to workers there if they know of anything, or keep doing my mom's bidding and keep in college

There were good things in this year, like I lost 60 extra pounds and my body shape is no longer as deformed as the previous year, but this issue has dawned on me and it's not gonna let me ignore it



this is very true.

In my family the put it differentely, they always told me that it is better to give money away instead of lending it. Also, if you somehow aquire substantial amounts of currency, that can be anywhere between 100 and 100000 dollars depending on your social circle, don't tell anyone and don't buy anything expensive. You loose friends so quickly.


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>Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number 6.

mfw the space jews are right about everything



Ah. My life got better in 2016.



I wish I were a nigger, just so I could sneak into your home,hide my crack stash and then call the cops.


where the people on the internets communicate these days? and what kind of people are on each community?


-imageboards (8ch, 4ch, nanochan, others)



-discord groups


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I don't mind the real time environment as it's nice for some low information conversations, like bantering. But why do people hate email so much? Back in the days before telephones people would write paper letters to each other all the time. Some of the famous accomplishments in science and philosophy came about from two people writing without ever having spoken face to face. What stops us from doing the same, and why are normies always strongly attached to the idea of instant messages and microblogging?



instant messaging is better for low quality low effort conversations. just type something small and stupid, get instant reply.

e-mails are better for longer and more complex conversations. but normalsfags don't have brains or need to have such conversations


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Am I having a stroke? I'm pretty sure I saw the exact same thread on another board.



At least 60% of Reddit are normalfags. Might be as high as 80%.


It seems like the vast majority of internet "communities" and conversations today are on some subsidiary of google or faceberg that want to know literally everything about you so they can sell it to advertisers and assimilate you into the Borg. Others have commented on the complete lack of sincerity and post-post-post irony (there's also an interesting contrast between this and people taking things too seriously at the same time because the internet is their substitute for reality), but equally soulless it the fact that your info is traded as a commodity among some random ad companies you probably have never heard about. Tight-knit forums and IRCs are a thing of the past, shoved out of the way by Silicon Valley just like my local mom and pop store was put out of business by Walmart, and I haven't talked at all on any sites that require you to go by a name in years. This leaves me with depressingly few options as halfchan is a fucking animated corpse and altchans generally don't get enough traffic because "you're here forever" will always remain true. Get me the fuck out of this timeline

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Share your dreams, if you can remember any.

>Be really little

>Have a dream about being at a party

>It's a very barren party

>Looks like something that would be held in an office

>It's only filled with adults

>Realize how boring it is

>Go outside in the night

>Get knocked down by a black cat

>Try to get back up

>Cat knocks me down again and tells me to stay down

>Do this over and over again until I wake up

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You finally accepted that you can't escape your personal demons, and that you will be consumed by them.


I had a weird dream about escaping responsibilities and implications that I'm a king, which makes no sense since I'm jobless loser. I was just traveling the world and I also made a song that sounded super great but could never reproduce in real life and totally forgot


I usually don't have dreams, but last night was the first in a long, long time. Don't know what triggered it. And of course it had to be an erotic one.

I was making love with my beautiful wife on a king-size cloud of cream silk in a room bathed with warm golden light. She wore a beautiful white lace corset and thong. That went on for a while, then suddenly we were at a beach, going swimming with my family (1 boy, 2 girls) in the sea. My wife was ravishing in her red micro bikini and wet oiled skin. I still remember after playing with my youngest daughter on my shoulders; I was waist deep in the sea, wading over to my wife and giving her a passionate kiss, bodies pressed to each-other, her voluminous chest against mine, my arms wrapped round her waist and my hands squeezing her butt.

Then I woke up alone on my lumpy 30 year old single mattress. First time I woke up with a boner in 2 years.


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>go outside because I thought I heard my car being broke into

>it's still there

>I'm wearing nothing but my black long underwear

>it's cold so I stretch the back part of the underwear over my head and tuck my arms in

>I basically look like a black gondola

>start walking down the street

>woman comes out her front door

>starts freaking out because all she can see is this dark inhuman figure walking down the street

>try to calm her down but I can't speak

>wake up



>Be in psych ward

>Everyone is bro-tier

>We're all making jokes and laughing

>At one point, we all get up

>Everyone grabs a cardboard box full of printed paper

>We walk outside, chuck the boxes on to one large pile

>Someone lights it on fire

>We watch the blaze an sing the Horst Wessel Lied

>Wake up with a huge smile

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In the wake of a possible failed raid earlier with a couple low quality posts, I think we ought to have a comfy thread to relax. I don't know what happened to the other Gondola thread but I think it was deleted a few days ago.

Post Gondolas of all kinds. I lost many of my gondolas due to autistic related circumstances, so I would appreciate any gondolas you may have.

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Good job, Anon.


HOME - Flashlight


Nichijou OST - San nin wa Marudo Kazoku


Đố Ai - Phương Dung

I usually put the song name in the metainfo of the video and I know others do the same. Always worth to check out.


File: 33a77310a5eb988⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 1600x1199, 1600:1199, gondola in a gondola2.jpg)

It's not a webm, but it's gondola for a good gondola thread.


File: 887961637b2c9db⋯.mp4 (10.02 MB, 1181x800, 1181:800, gondola west berlin.mp4)

OC. David Bowie - Art Decade



Jesus anon, that indo-european cultural echo


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I tried making this into a webm, but at low resolutions this gondola looks pretty bad.

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