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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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f60f01  No.1614[Reply]

reminder that we're in the hunger games tonight at 8pm EDT

>>>/sudo/44368

if you p'toks aren't cheering, you'll be stripped of bloodwine for the next month

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d50888  No.29575

Is it worth having this thread stickied anymore cause we aren't sending anyone?




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77791a  No.2[Reply]

Accepting banners here

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9f6ccf  No.29561

How does one honestly get into making .gifs with decent quality but without the bloated filesize limit?




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2d1068  No.16108[Reply]

Things that retarded fans seem to parrot as facts but are complete bullshit and grind your gears.

Here is a common one as an example:

USS Defiant - Sisko's ship - Facts:

>Was equipped with a Romulan cloaking device

>Said cloak was to be only used in Gamma Quadrant

>Also meant to be only operated by a Romulan Waifu that disappeared for whatever reason

>When the original Defiant was destroyed, the replacement did not have a cloaking device fitted

Somehow this translates to:

<Federation had developed cloaking technology

<All Defiant Class ships have cloaking devices

Shit like this makes me rage about the Trek fanbase.

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d52f92  No.29507

>>29473

>>29471

>>29475

>>29481

I believe I've said this before but I have come to the conclusion that anyone who rants and raves about how great TOS is especially over TNG and DS9 has never watched it.

For starters once you've seen about a third of the episodes you've seen them all as the plots were that repetitive. Aside from some truly great episodes there's a lot of garbage there that makes you snore. It was very much a product of it's time so a lot of the shock value it had has since been lost.

Likely what normalfags have seen has only been clips of it or parodies of it which is likely where they get Kirk was a pussy magnet meme from. If anything the guy was just a massive adrenaline junkie but there are about maybe 6 out of 79 episodes where he really uses his dick to solve the problem and that's pushing it!

>>29485

The one thing TOS does well is not the quality of special effects but the way it uses them. The story can be told from just the scenary and costumes alone in most cases.


459d89  No.29574

>>29485

Black and white tvs and films from even the 30's actually have good quality for the most part I don't know if you have seen them at all.


89db51  No.29578

>>16109

>Seriously wtf. She was only in the one fucking episode.

Fuck me, I always imagined she was there and I only wasn't noticing for lack of attention.


da652d  No.29582

>>29574

Not really, the oldest tv set I've watched for any length of time was an 70s era color tv at my grandparents' house. It was complete ass.


d52f92  No.29585

>>29574

This is true even to this day, Black and White tv's can have 100% pixel fill which even modern tv's can't achieve. Not sure why mention this unless you are going to talk about the pilot episode?

>>29582

He said black and white anon though not sure what this has to do with anything.




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413aa2  No.28217[Reply]

Thread in which /strek/ celebrates the return of the greatest currently-running Star Trek series for it's second season.

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5bed5b  No.29544

>>29540

DS9's season 2 wasn't that bad.


81b7a7  No.29556

>>29540

>>29544

Yeah, and TOS's was great, and TNG's and VOY's were at least improvements over their first seasons. It's only really the first season that's traditionally bad.


08157b  No.29565

>>29544

>>29556

You fags kidding? TNG season 2 is widely regarded as unwatchable and VOY is just widely regarded as unwatchable in general. DS9 season 2 is just boring.


17f21d  No.29583

>>29544

DS9 up until maybe late season 3 is consistently pretty bad.


5c4bfd  No.29584

>>29583

If it wasn't for Gul Dukat popping up to save it then the show would have been cancelled long ago. He was the savior DS9 needed but did not deserve!




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71bf4e  No.1631[Reply]

I want to fuck a Romulan girl

>the short hair and pointy ears of vulcans without the autism.

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58a9eb  No.29459

>>29344

Is this a typical Vulcan home?


2a7e40  No.29524

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89dec0  No.29525

File: 9b504fd467ea1f4⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1443x1080, 481:360, sobbing illogically.png)

>>29344

NOT-LORE FRIENDLY!

ILLOGICAL!


21c077  No.29570

File: 39116a7e0df60bf⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Illogical.webm)

>>29525

>When Sarek sees


18cdb3  No.29581

File: 0586bd0cab55ad6⋯.png (121.48 KB, 519x245, 519:245, sobbing-mathematically-sta….png)

>>29570

Please father. I can explain. The other Vulcan boys made me do it!




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cb4410  No.5907[Reply]

Worst Star Trek episodes?

This masterpiece is from DS9 season 3, episode 8: "Meridian".

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3dc0c5  No.29557

>>6053

Patrician. Most people seem to tolerate or even like this episode but 'Maneuvers' is my least favorite in all of Trek. It is so agonizing to watch the abuse of the crew at the hands of the writers that it reminds me of a young boy telling an "and then…and then…" story. There is no answer to "yes, but how?" because the characters and setting are just metaphorical action figures for the drooling kikes to bash together.

A better episode title would be "Convoluted" and, for being actively frustrating to watch, I rate it lower than the boring episodes. At least those don't raise my cortisol levels.


823a9e  No.29559

>>6309

Stargates clip shows were kind of infuriating because they would put some plot advancing elements into the clip show to force you to watch that garbage.


823a9e  No.29560

>>24326

>A lot of stuff in ENT season 1 makes sense if you watch it thinking the writers only had one season planned.

I noticed this when I re-watched the whole series a few years back. There a lot of guest stars and cameos by people who were on previous Star Trek shows.


965992  No.29577

>>25600

I kind of want to be a grumpy old admiral on a bridge shitposting about the good old days.


e0b18e  No.29579

>>5908

>>5937

>>5939

>Threshold

There is nothing wrong with Threshold. It is a classic science fiction story, and would have been the base for good body horror. The only mistake was to adapt it for a Star Trek episode, which forced a happy ending where Paris and Janeway should have obviously died.




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ba82f8  No.29197[Reply]

McCoy appreciation thread.

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7cb40d  No.29409

McCoy is a nostalgic character. Everyone is an alien in Star Trek, the humans more than most races.


a28c32  No.29452

>>29409

TOS characters were more human though that TNG or Millennials


a27bf1  No.29509

File: 25edb5fd04a4071⋯.jpg (14.59 KB, 401x200, 401:200, spock.JPG)

>>29452

Very accurate.


72f6b1  No.29521

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>29452

>>29509

Too true. Specifically Kirk, McCoy and Spock were insanely well written, far more so than any other characters in the franchise. Its why TOS has a universal charm that is sadly undermined by newer generations because they have no tolerance for the technical limitations of its era nor the 60s societal elements, such as implications of only two sexes being universal across almost all lifeforms.

Truly, the Terrific Trio were insanely human, even more so during moments of jubilee between them.


6c7535  No.29576

>>29521

This is why for the most part great characters can carry a terrible show in many aspects.




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7b2ab9  No.29270[Reply]

Does anyone find it weirdly contradictory that the Federation had a death sentence for going to the Talosian's planet because they were afraid people would obtain their technology and become addicted to it. Then a few decades later the Federation develops their own eerily similar technology and puts it on all of their shiny starships?

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c8635b  No.29283

File: 51f09b1eb3e6685⋯.gif (890.44 KB, 261x200, 261:200, Ferengi culture.gif)

>>29275

You'd think they'd get more out of the Ferengi in that case. They'd get a lot more out of them than the federation.

>Federation holodecks used for training simulations, farting around with Shakespeare, and the Alamo/Battle of Britain

>Ferengi holosuites are 100% boning and boning related activities


e1435e  No.29327

File: 2e7331c2ddb42ad⋯.webm (444.34 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Your Waifu Dresses Like S….webm)

>>29283

>not posting the webm version

Why?


c8635b  No.29354

>>29327

mostly because I didn't have it saved, thanks for sharing anon.


39f200  No.29458

>>29272

>>29275

In that case did Barclay kill them off with holodeck fantasys going too far?


725596  No.29573

>>29458

Are you saying his deep and disturbing porn programs made them all commit suicide?




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2a7828  No.29032[Reply]

Where are the toilets in Star Trek?

Or have they develop some sort of genetic engineering that means they don't have to shit?

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fe10e5  No.29374

>>29032

I mean, there's a whole page on Memory Alpha, complete with screen shots.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet


e5a4c0  No.29454

>>29374

You know I am glad this isn't Star Wars Legends.

There would be a 20,000 word essay on it and in the end the toilet would turn out to be a Jedi.


58ac9c  No.29465

File: 0e4d554c1fa42ad⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 60.42 KB, 960x960, 1:1, mickey infinity glove.jpg)

>>29454

>Legends

Who could be behind this post, I wonder.


c107c7  No.29572

>>29465

Who does Mouse have to buy next to wipe out half the world?


0544bd  No.29580

File: 617593da21d2d0a⋯.jpg (30.85 KB, 419x278, 419:278, Disney planned this.jpg)

>>29454

>a Disneyrat

Disgusting.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet/Legends

And wow, its shorter than Alpha's. Who'd a thunk it?

>>29572

I keep hearing that Disney may buy EA if they fall hard enough. They've even said they've never been good at games and never had a dedicated game company under their belt. So its a likely target considering their current relationship. If they were to ever somehow try to acquire Viacom, the US government really needs to fucking step in before the Rat gets a hold of Star Trek.




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ff684a  No.29203[Reply]

Well well… look at ye virgin babies! Muckin' about aimlessly, never knowin' when the worst is gonna strike, and when it does yer quick to wet yer wee diapers! Just like yer precious baby hero Cap'n Jimmy.

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73e8fd  No.29448

If the Irish were all banished then why was O'Brien kept? Was he just meant to suffer for all their sins?


81fbdb  No.29533

Technically they arent irish.


81fbdb  No.29534

His grandmother wasnt anyway.

You know he will end up working on the moon or someshit with keiklo planetside where there are plants. when he goes to professor job after ds9 that is. It is technically in the earth system he will be glad for the posting. If he is lucky they will let molly on the surface. But the harpy genes run pretty strong and she is chinesey enough to squeek by. Atleast i hope so.


000000  No.29535

>>29448

>molly/lolikeiko threesomes

>"suffer."


868297  No.29571

>>29533

Technically they aren't people.




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63a08a  No.29381[Reply]

>Produced by Alex Kurtzman for Nickelodeon

Apparently it's for kids which is weird cause I thought that what STD was for?

http://archive.li/ARYHG

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2238a0  No.29450

>>29428

I am just wondering if they could have found anyone worse?


aa00a9  No.29462

>>29450

Dan "Get in the van" Schneider


228d2d  No.29478

File: 880d046eb186297⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>29462

I'd be fine with JJ Trek Space Cases. At least we could get some new waifus out of it.


815d7c  No.29479

>>29478

We will get creatures not waifus out of it anon.


6c4b1b  No.29569

>>29478

What we will have some random girl in her underwear for Kirk to look at then Bones somehow being the one to bone her?




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07f589  No.29297[Reply]

If Star Trek is in the future, why doesn't it have anime in it? They still have books, movies, music from Earth, and holographic entertainment. They have paintings and instruments and topiary and statuary. But not a single Miku figurine–why? Japanese people still exist. Was it just stamped out as part of the process of global "Federalization"?

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a739b3  No.29515

>>29514

Dark eldar spy pretending to be vulcan?


aba610  No.29516

>>29515

Dark Eldar aren't Chaos worshippers.


a95d82  No.29522

>>29512

What if the Cardassians start producing anime considering that Cardassia was essentially nuked?

>>29514

Jew Jew Trek.


f50e11  No.29558

>>29522

Klingons are the Jap analogue, and Qo'nos got nuked after its moon got destroyed. What the Federation calls Klingon Operas are actually AMVs.


103302  No.29568

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>29558

>Implying they weren't making anime before Praxis




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9edaea  No.29040[Reply]

>MAXIMUM BUMP TOLERANCE EXCEEDED, CAPTAIN!

STD Season One Recap:

Michael Burnham is the greatest starfleet officer in history. She knows literally everything and can solve any problem presented to her with consummate ease and no small amount of condescension. She was adopted as a child by Spock's parents because there were no other foster parents available out of trillions of Federation citizens but those of Star Trek's most iconic character (who never mentioned an adopted sister in 50 years of canon). The greatest starfleet officer in history commits a mutiny which ends up killing her captain and single-handedly plunges the Federation into war with Klingons (who are now bald xenophobes obsessed with racial purity). Instead of serving her lifetime prison term, Michael is recruited as a science specialist on the secretive USS Discovery, the most advanced ship in the fleet which boasts holographic systems that shouldn't exist for decades, and an experimental "spore drive" that can teleport the ship instantly to any point in the galaxy over a "mycelial network" of space mushrooms. They briefly use a giant tardigrade as their navigator until someone found out that the whole concept of tardigrades teleporting via space mushrooms was plagiarized from an indie video adventure game called motherfucking "Tardigrades." Good job CBS.

Among the crew members of the Discovery are Captain Lorca: a no-nonsense hard-ass with a shady past who plays fast and loose with regulations and might be a little too trigger-happy for a starfleet captain. The alien first officer is Saru, who can sense danger and death approaching, and is from a species comprised entirely of betas. Chief Engineer Stamets is in charge of the spore drive and becomes its navigator after the tardigrade is sued out of a job. The medical officer is Dr. Culber who is gay with Stamets and is currently deceased and/or a spore ghost inside the mycelial network. And then there's Tilly: a hyperactive, overweight, autistic ensign completely unsuited for service on starfleet's most advanced, experimental starship, but is nonetheless inexplicably part of the command track program. God save the poor vessel that sees Tilly as her captain. There's a bunch of other characters that make up the bridge crew, butPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e68cbd  No.29488

>>29480

Not yet. They're waiting on the audience reaction to emoSpock (he still hasn't shown up on the show).


739d1a  No.29513

File: d0e3fdb1ccf80df⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 2048x1381, 2048:1381, 1647091-jla_heavens_ladder….jpg)

>>29185

>All in all, this episode made me want to read some scifi about the concept of a dying ancient being - anyone know any?

There was a fun Justice League comic about a near omnipotent race of life forms from the beginning of the universe coming to terms with the fact that they're dying, it was called Heaven's Ladder. That might scratch your itch.


5d0dc8  No.29539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I had put this shit show out of my head until I saw this entire episode was just up on judentube for free. wtg cbs you're failing so hard you have to give this shit away and even then it's not helping because you just fucking suck.

this was actually shockingly bad. I expected this to suck but it exceeded my expectations. I didn't think that was possible.


e68cbd  No.29541

>>29539

>this entire episode was just up on judentube for free

Have they re-uploaded it? The like/dislike ratio isn't that big.


27ab26  No.29567

>>29539

Is that Mass Effect Andromeda?




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cc0961  No.29248[Reply]

Say you gained access to a Holodeck and you could essentially make your own custom Star Trek episode with all of the original actors, or even new ones. What would your ideal episode be about? Which crew would it feature? Would you try to write an episode about the Guardian at the edge of forever into TNG? Maybe make a mirror universe tng episode? Or would you say fuck all of that and make your own trek series. What would you do anon?

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c2b8a0  No.29523

>>29518

He wanted to end his life cause he couldn't bare the thought of going back to Keiko.


1dc18b  No.29526

>>29489

I don't think my father has sold any of his writing. He did work in television as a vice president for a major network and was well acquainted with the likes of Les Moonves, Bob Iger, and others, so it's not like he didn't have his foot in the door either.Don't worry, he isn't Jewish. My guess is that he just wasn't good at it or the material was a bit too experimental, though I do think that this particular script would've made for a great episode. To answer your other question, I don't think we watched that much until I was older. When I wasn't watching Thomas the Tank Engine, I was watching the cartoons and anime he grew up with. I started watching TOS with him sometime around late elementary or middle school and eventually some TNG, but I prefer DS9 to that.


1dc18b  No.29527

>>29271

What about a show that follows a Klingon ship? Or a Cheers knockoff set in Quark's bar?


000000  No.29542

>>29248

>Say you gained access to a Holodeck and you could essentially make your own custom Star Trek episode with all of the original actors, or even new ones. What would your ideal episode be about?

Inappropriate sexual behavior.

I know you're asking a different question, and I'd rather give you that answer… but I know what would really happen.


ffc9c4  No.29566

>>29527

>Show set on a Klingon ship

Think we covered this before

>First act is the crew shitposting with one another with a lot of headbutting

>Second act they go on a drunken rampage and do things that break the fabric of reality

>Third act they overcome some minor challenge to them.

>End credits is them all on the bridge singing about the events of the episode




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371a65  No.29337[Reply]

Simple enough question, who had the best overall crew?

TOS

>Scotty got shit done

>Bones infirmary was part minibar, part gym

>Kirk killed what he couldn't bang

>Spock was a good autist

<Chekov was just that funny Russian guy

<Uhura basically just answered the telephone

<Sulu was a hothead

<Chapel was sort of just there

<Rand just was there to get her ass spanked

TNG

>Picard wordgasm'd his way to victory

>Data was the smug android

>Geordi was your typical n33t

>Worf was a Klingaboo Punching bag who was funny to watch fail

>Crusher was a milf

>Guinian was just there to shitpost

>Barclay was what an anon would be

<Polaski was discount Bones

<Riker only purpose was to bang chicks while not putting the ship in jeopardy

<Troi just pointed out the obvious

<Yar got Tar'd

<Spot was a dick

<Wesley

DS9

>O'Brien just suffered for our sins

>Odo was smug

>Worf was coming to terms with his Klingabooness

<Jadzia was shit unless she was shown up Worf for being a Klingaboo

<Ezri just sort of wore diapers for the last Season

<Kira was a hothead

<Sisko was insane

<Bashir was a mancPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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140f44  No.29520

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>>29436

Season 1 was… alright-ish until with a few off ones, only shitting the bed near the end. Then season 2 just goes further into typical MacFarlene territory. It does feel like a horribly alternative. We went from Trek… to this… Truly JJ has doomed us all.

>>29487

>fatty

This explains a lot.


419961  No.29529

>>29487

>>29517

Credit where credit's due; the man saw the path of the fatty opening before him, said "fuck that shit", and got himself into shape. Regardless of what one things of MacFarlane or Orville, I think that attitude of discipline and self-control is admirable.


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>>29391

<Uhura is attractive but black 5/10

I gotta admit, her outfit in Mirror, Mirror upped that score a few points for me. I'm a sucker for women with toned abs.


e06c78  No.29545

>>29532

God damn.


71b64c  No.29564

>>29532

Whenever I see Uhura I see almost cat like appearance like she was a panther.




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