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File: 9db9cd6011869e7⋯.jpg (160.39 KB, 659x1000, 659:1000, Day of the Triffids.jpg)

 No.1871187[Reply]

>After an unusual meteor shower leaves most of the human population blind, a merchant navy officer must find a way to conquer tall, aggressive plants which are feeding on people and animals.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrin0N8r1Ls

Torrent: https://monova.to/7A0AA12FD667888172999EEF674F8CF05CDC627B

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 No.1880828

>>1880817

Its better than Birdbox and Blindness that explored similar themes. That says a lot about modern disaster films.




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 No.1851272[Reply]

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1880116

>>1876123

Yeah one category per week is nice and if its broad enough we could watch 2 films.Most if not all categories could accomodate that

>>1875729

We had a thread a month ago about it

Its a really nice movie

i highly recommend it but im afraid it wont start a very big discussion




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 No.1869310[Reply]

OH RAVEN, WE INVOKE WE YOU!

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 No.1880914

File: e60b5b063f482d4⋯.png (9.99 KB, 471x145, 471:145, pie eating contest.png)


 No.1880979

File: eae2dcac577a45f⋯.jpg (38.8 KB, 696x524, 174:131, anon_plz.jpg)

You're here forever, Raven.


 No.1881019

File: b311718597f67dd⋯.jpg (188.63 KB, 1122x667, 1122:667, puppets.jpg)

>>1880979

I'm fine with that. I can conjure small one-post portals to other threads, if I the Magic God permits me to do so. If he doesn't, that's okay, because anyone who doesn't like me already hidden this thread, so I don't bother anyone.

/tv/ has some good threads right now. My only concern is that so many agenda-driven threads are created, and a lot of the posters particiapte in them, instead of Hiding and reporting them…


 No.1881029

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 No.1881037

File: 2b7cbba08521ece⋯.jpg (28.24 KB, 394x388, 197:194, the darkness.jpg)

>>1881029

How's the weather in the Nether?




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 No.1880951[Reply]

We're taking over, whitey

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 No.1881032

>>1880967

Faggots like you need to be banned and then killed.


 No.1881034

>>1881031

>rape

<bad


 No.1881035

>>1881021

Dude, shut the fuck up. You're not welcome here. Leftists are not welcome anywhere outside of /leftypol/ stay the fuck off this board and all other boards. You need to be fucking banned. All of you anti-white retards. you need to die. You dont even deserve to take another breath you motherfucker.


 No.1881036

>>1880958

Brazil 2


 No.1881038

>>1881034

Fuck off nigger. FUCK OFF NOW.




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 No.1881025[Reply]

At the very beginning of the Evangelion anime, when Shinji is waiting for Misato, he notices Rei standing across the street. She then disappears after he turns away and looks at the spot again.

What's with her appearance here? Surely this can't be the "real" Rei, given that later, I think we see Rei in bandages when Gendo Ikari goads Shinji into piloting the EVA? I'm assuming that this could be some sort of foreshadowing (?), but even so it doesn't make sense for Rei to literally appear before Shinji, unless this is some sort of illusion.

 No.1881030

Who gives a shit?


 No.1881033

Anno is a hack, that is your answer.




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 No.1880922[Reply]

>successful man

>loving wife and daughter

>revived Mission Impossible, Star Trek (ST was always shit) and Star Wars

>/tv/ hates on him because he is a jewish person

Why be racist?

 No.1880927

>loving wife

Doubt


 No.1880939

because half this sites userbase came from /pol/ and a vegan has an easier time not telling you about being vegan than someone from /pol/ not autistically screeching over jews.


 No.1880947

File: 16e595ef7b9745e⋯.jpg (45.33 KB, 903x960, 301:320, 16e.jpg)

>>1880939

>and a vegan has an easier time not telling you about being vegan

no one knows what the fuck you're talking about


 No.1881013

File: 83c5a53fc447477⋯.jpg (106.22 KB, 1200x806, 600:403, JJ-Abrams-1200x806.jpg)

>JJ Abrams

<Lost, Fringe, Westworld, Felicity, Cloverfield, Overlord etc.

>/pol/

<


 No.1881028

>>1881013

>Westworld

Was that the Will Smith thing, about Jim West, Wild West, Desperado,

no you don't want nadda. None o'dis six gunnin dis, Brotha runnin dis




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 No.1880942[Reply]

>A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guards eyes glow. The Horus guards beak glistens. The Sethesh guards nose drips. HA HA!

 No.1880956

File: cc743df9a072ffd⋯.jpg (26.91 KB, 461x576, 461:576, Smug Asgard.jpg)

How many Asgards does it take to move a ZPM? All Asgard ships are currently unavailable, assisting in the effort to… uh… stop the replicators from copying something.


 No.1880989

lol


 No.1880999

XD


 No.1881023

>>1880942

>after his team asks out of curiosity Teal'c shares some humor from his home planet

>tells the joke pretty well and starts to laugh cheerfully

>nobody else thinks it's funny…

Right in the feels


 No.1881027

>>1881023

this but with /tv/ posts.




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 No.1881009[Reply]

No pedophile ring

No conspiracy

No real mystery

Get ready to be disappointed.

 No.1881011

dup eternally BTFO


 No.1881015

File: 49f1ea0e98e56b8⋯.mp4 (10.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 49f1ea0e98e56b8350d8630e92….mp4)


 No.1881017

File: 1d46b874160df6a⋯.gif (944.42 KB, 448x476, 16:17, dup btfo 11.gif)


 No.1881026

File: 8c53569e0ec3657⋯.jpg (84.84 KB, 1199x652, 1199:652, btfobylynch.JPG)

TRUE DUPS




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 No.1878831[Reply]

so this is the guy that incels admire… woah

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 No.1880623

>>1880620

media should push some jonah hill type as a sex symbol to see what happens


 No.1880624

>>1880620

Unfortuneatley woman are such Degenerates they get wet via multiple avenues. Wanting to get raped, wanting to rape younger child males, and emotional sex, financial sex, and finally emotional sex with massive rich stud, the holy grail.


 No.1880638

>>1880624

…sex with the serial killer…


 No.1880642

>>1880638

Yep, but that's folded in to the rape sex


 No.1881024

>>1878954

>myspace angles

>"hurr durr ryan gosling is not hot"

Those are obviously delusional landwhales




File: e1707b5ef415ab7⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 800x600, 4:3, creativity.webm)

 No.1880983[Reply]

I am not the Yakuza Overlord, but I haven't noticed his posts for a while. I think mygf's permaban has put the fear of God and Gahoole into /tv/'s most prominent personalities. Regardless, I present to you Yakuza's final message to /tv/, a la Velvet Kino.

 No.1880992

He will be missed.


 No.1881002

File: 1a37b05e7d19f7f⋯.webm (13.5 MB, 1920x982, 960:491, Analyze.webm)

Best movie of 2019 so far tbqhwyf


 No.1881022

>>1881002

And his black boyfriend was the one selling out the secrets on his reviews. Movie is redpilled.




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 No.1880390[Reply]

Why do people hate the young turks so much?

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 No.1880991

File: 34dba19ce859484⋯.png (4.13 MB, 1189x1833, 1189:1833, 34dba19ce859484ec7ea41c66a….png)

>>1880390

>Corporate marxist state shills

>Turkroaches

Is there a worse combo?


 No.1880996

>>1880991

>Marxist

TYT is a mix of Keynesian social democrats and straight up neoliberal idpolers. There isn't a Marxist in sight.


 No.1881006

>>1880390

Anna need some D vitamin, she'll feel much better after.


 No.1881018

File: 44a9b50515fd020⋯.png (75.73 KB, 578x508, 289:254, Cenk.png)

>>1880996

Gramscian marxism is strong there tbh. You might claim your strain of marxism is the only one true marxism, but so does everyone else with marxist ideas.


 No.1881020

File: 44b9eb7931fdcd1⋯.mp4 (388.19 KB, 846x480, 141:80, im gunna kick your ass man.mp4)

ARMENIAN GENOCIDE




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 No.1880577[Reply]

>Lost ended 9 years ago

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 No.1880962

>>1880607

I liked all the 70s shit and sets and I remember going on the wikia.


 No.1880977

All the people I hated in college talked about it so that was a good enough reason for me to ignore it.


 No.1881007

>>1880977

You only base your opinions on media based on your opinions of others. I pity you.


 No.1881012

>>1881007

>You only base your opinions on media based on your opinions of others

are you lost?


 No.1881016

>>1880865

Critical thinker, kek. What tv programme in the last 20 years has challenged any orthodoxy. There has been one or two masterpieces within the Liberal cannon. That's it. Lost was shit Prision Break tier garbage.




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 No.1880546[Reply]

OH NO NO NO NO

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 No.1880680

>>1880661

And the teacher he killed, Victoria Soto, lived in Stratford


 No.1880694

>>1880669

Soon™


 No.1880695

>>1880601

Yeah because Fight Club is so much better


 No.1880712

File: e8adc572f2224b0⋯.gif (2.31 MB, 390x277, 390:277, throw heads back.gif)

>LGBTQIA+

It keeps growing!

>PoC

Literally just means non-white


 No.1881010

File: 77a0c092ed7ff28⋯.png (668.4 KB, 636x727, 636:727, Screenshot_2019-02-21 Pros….png)

prejudice and bigotry did it again guys 😢




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 No.1880798[Reply]

damn, Ellen Page looks like *THAT*?

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 No.1880928

>>1880867

The fuck is wrong with these creatures


 No.1880973

>>1880928

mental illness?


 No.1881000

>>1880973

Given, but within the illness they are supposed to like woman, not Brenda Fraiser Just fuck their shit up


 No.1881005

>>1880798

Did anyone save my oekaki of my fantasy where I nut on her giant forehead? I think I forgot to save it.


 No.1881008

>>1881005

It's a crime she didn't get to play Krang in a new Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot




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 No.1880706[Reply]

can capitalism destroy cinema?

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 No.1880929

>can

It already did.

What people call "culturam marxism" is actually "cultural capitalism" where (((big studios))) try to expand their markets as much as possible by trying to appeal to the biggest audiences as possible through (((diversity))), (((representation))) and of course (((political correctness))) to not hurt any consumer's feelings because that's bad for profits.


 No.1880936

File: 73fb81355f35764⋯.jpeg (44.59 KB, 616x400, 77:50, you, having a tantrum.jpeg)

>>1880858

>waaah waaah why can't I make my dream lord of the rings warhammer 40k crossover I am an artist mommy!!!!


 No.1880963

It already has.


 No.1880965

>>1880929

/thread


 No.1881004

>>1880936

>oy vey what do you mean works written over 70 years ago should be public domain?

>those long-dead content creators need your money, goy!




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