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File: 3abdd83a2a2f7a0⋯.jpg (626.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, team-sonic-racingfootage.jpg)

5afd6e  No.16491548

>released today for $40

It's shit, right?

4f5722  No.16491554

File: c1949c5f1aee6cc⋯.jpg (27.33 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1557563832708.jpg)

It looks really fun actually. Too bad it has to compete with CTR.

7b3beb  No.16491556


0d2d43  No.16491559


I thought Sega stopped using Denuvo? I guess they didn't learn.

ea576e  No.16491565


>This thread again

aca134  No.16491573


The game itself is fun, although it lacks content. Also the Switch version runs at 30FPS and it shows that Sonic Team is extremely out of touch and fucking Egoraptor has a song in the game. I'm getting really sick of Aaron's shit.

4419d8  No.16491577


If we're talking music I still haven't forgive Sonic team for not using I Am All of Me in Racing Transformed for his all stars theme.

7b3beb  No.16491578

File: 94ea5abfc0417fa⋯.jpg (26.49 KB, 500x361, 500:361, 1550729064.jpg)


>Egoraptor and Denuvo

Sega what the fuck are you doing?

5afd6e  No.16491579

8d3fad  No.16491580

File: d85315480ac0c19⋯.mp4 (1.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, egoraptor this is suzy.mp4)

File: dfe245c75d0e29c⋯.jpg (57.07 KB, 629x597, 629:597, egoraptor.jpg)

9a13c5  No.16491593


if this was the song it'd be fine tbh

7b15ae  No.16491602

>pick it on PC

>online will die in a week and I bet the fucking hackers who ruined PC SASRT online will be doing the same shit here

<pick it on Switch

<30 FPS but it'll likely not be dead so soon

Fucking dilemmas.

9dfeb3  No.16491639

File: 18318f317812e71⋯.png (626.3 KB, 894x894, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>get bodied online

>it must be the work of 1337 HAXX SQu4D

00f541  No.16491648



Game grumps were also in the special credits of Sonic Mania. Some higher up is pushing them hard and I hate it.

7b15ae  No.16491662


You are either a faggot or you weren't there and you are a faggot anyway, it was fucking rampant. Shit they could do ranged from kicking other players out, racing at impossible speeds, becoming untouchable/invisible, or most often a combination of the above.

bcff17  No.16491672

i'm going to ask the only question that matters:

is it fast?

00f541  No.16491680


Well that's why they put Denuvo in the new game

00f541  No.16491683


Depends on the difficulty level.

4d3a8f  No.16491714

File: f01a82ac33ac9c6⋯.gif (1.1 MB, 320x234, 160:117, disappointed.gif)



Oh for fucks sake. I can't believe developers are still paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to lose customers. Not to mention the "protection" typically only lasts a single day before it's cracked.

5afd6e  No.16491726


>Not to mention the "protection" typically only lasts a single day before it's cracked.

Jesus christ, this. I really want to see what kind of charts and graphs Denuvo is showing them to keep duping publishers into paying for this shit.

a0d7f4  No.16491736

So with denuvo its a definite pirate, and >>16491573 gaygrumps song can get modded out with something from the racing transformed game

thanks for showing everyone how hard you can fuck up every one of your releases sega

c929f7  No.16491804

Shit thread, post bat tats.

f82802  No.16492110


>racing at impossible speeds

Shit I never realized that's what was happening. I only played Transformed racing online once, it was when I was playing local with a friend and every other player just flew away at impossible speed at the start. We looked at each other in disbelief and greatly confused, I thought to myself "nah this isn't cheating cause there is no way someone would be such a no life they'd cheat in a children's kart racing game much less it being every single fucking person in the server." We seriously thought we just hadn't discovered a mechanic that every other player was abusing.

2884a1  No.16492186


>Egoraptor has a song in the game

Why would SEGA bother with this failure who also shitted on them quite regularly? I can understand if they mocked this retard, but what the fuck?

301cf7  No.16492220

File: 9e567cb31c9fc82⋯.png (717.52 KB, 821x627, 821:627, n7654.png)


>Egoraptor has a song in the game

Immediately dropped.

8fa491  No.16492238


The only chart is they use is of all the money they'll pay the ceo to shill denuvo to his company.

e1233d  No.16492356

The roster is rather small and the challenges are repetitive so it's basically a game you would play for a week or two and then drop it for something else.

e150f0  No.16492436


Well, cuckchan filename friend, CTRlooks like crap and you are better off playing the original. Same with the trilogy.

5afd6e  No.16492480

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idk, I think it looks p good by kart racing standards.

8fa491  No.16492495


Just look at how happy he is with his wife.

f621de  No.16492501


>before after in first pic

Holy shit it looks like he's aged five years in a couple

Also people dressing up as a girl isn't funny or ironic guys started looking like me, angry and tired

7590dc  No.16492518

File: 20b702c0ed276d7⋯.mp4 (10.33 MB, 640x360, 16:9, qDolwIf0hs6h7vWN.mp4)

>all of this outrage and nobody's posted any fucking proof

The closest thing I can find is this shitpost from the very funny and in-touch corporate Twitter account

2043ad  No.16492520


>Egoraptor has a song in the game

The fuck? What song specifically?

bc15f3  No.16492534


It's possible that was just triple boosting the start

Like mario kart you can time accelerate to build up a starting boost. Unlike mario kart you can stack it up between each beep before you go

The game gives you the ability to charge up boosts like crazy too. In addition to the 3 layers you can get by drifting, you can multiply it by do flips off a ramp for 3 more on top of it. This will give you incredible speed

589cc3  No.16492571

File: 7d2d2d057882efa⋯.jpg (117.77 KB, 583x498, 583:498, 1443088655580.jpg)


This is actually so bad it failed to even loop back into fun. I'm not even mad I'm more shocked they allowed this travesty in as is.

7b15ae  No.16492581


Depends, the game had techs, like the start boost (IIRC you had to click it thrice at the right times, fuck up and you get slowed), air tricks and other ones I forgot. If you knew your shit, you could easily say what's probable and what's impossible but if you didn't, you might easily be mistaken. The disparity between those who had techs and those who didn't being big and the playerbase being small also contributed to the game's online being pretty crappy. I either got matched with guys who also knew the game and gave me a decent time, hackers or fags who just don't know anything and can be easily outlapped. Unfortunately usually it was the last two types.

9954c9  No.16492597



9272a2  No.16492690



f83a04  No.16492695


>made by sumo digital which is good but not the same team which is bad

>less content

>same old engine

>team based bullshit

>sonic only

>can't keep a stable framerate on console

>denuvo on pc

i'd rather buy a port of transformed for the current consoles than this.

ae22f9  No.16492771

File: 35594e86d85d0cc⋯.jpg (39.71 KB, 726x683, 726:683, pc poison witch.jpg)


That's really pathetic. Like, really, really pathetic. I couldn't even muster, well, anything, I just stared blankly at the screen. How utterly boring.

470126  No.16492808


Thank you, now I will remove it from my wishlist.

470126  No.16492819


Maybe is time to dust off transformed and play a little more of that one.

eaf8bd  No.16492879



>paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to lose customers. Not to mention the "protection" typically only lasts a single day before it's cracked.

wasn't there a 30 day grace period or something where you get your fee reimbursed if your game gets cracked? so they get denuvo for free and good PR once they remove it.

just needs someone to crack it I guess.

eaf8bd  No.16492887


is this a LOL thread?

01c17b  No.16492905

File: 1f2f06d981425aa⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 235x180, 47:36, 1f2f06d981425aa95e5323dbcd….gif)

>supafast running guy character

>let's put him in a racing gaem!


why is everything about sonic after MAYBE the first few games completely fucking retarded?

e1233d  No.16493116

File: fcd867f486f15e7⋯.png (194.85 KB, 704x396, 16:9, king koopa.png)


Wow it's more bad than i expected.


No but after seeing that i think this can be LOL thread material.

a53feb  No.16493140

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.




c9e528  No.16493190

File: 1afd3689b134c98⋯.png (349.54 KB, 891x472, 891:472, Get that shit out of here.PNG)

File: d8424c805fc7c02⋯.png (219.95 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, Gaym Grumps.PNG)

>More e-celeb shit pushed in another sonic racing game

The yogscast faggots wasn't the end of this shit I see.



Why not.



3dca14  No.16493207

File: ba54a4c5dca1fec⋯.png (585.09 KB, 640x640, 1:1, cram the rabbit.png)



fa8d7c  No.16493230



I really don't think it was because I sucked at it. I know about all the techs like start boosting, drift boosting, air tricks and I did them all decently well. I'm not saying I was great at the game but I remember their speed being so ridiculous and the distance between us and the online players being so impossibly large within so little time I couldn't possibly comprehend even with using all the techs with frame perfect accuracy how it could have been possible.

0d2d43  No.16493266

File: 230f5ff151f4567⋯.png (1.07 MB, 736x736, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a6c43a4ddd1a7f9⋯.png (2.07 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 98de04b8134e4fc⋯.png (515.64 KB, 540x540, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b8f6bdf52df7e5d⋯.png (723.99 KB, 768x450, 128:75, ClipboardImage.png)


Wonder if Arin watch proJared plow is alien?

0d2d43  No.16493267


0a33dd  No.16493424

File: accf2bb0dc0c7b6⋯.jpg (64.21 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Sonic The Hedgehog__600_45….jpg)

>Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed added boats and planes

>was actually somewhat fun

>new game ruins it by going back to just cars with some stupid team gimmick

e44c32  No.16493492

File: c4837f77069bbbf⋯.webm (13.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Game Grumps - Crazy and I….webm)





e8d35b  No.16493512

>no vehicle alt modes

>speed = about 50cc mode in Mario Kart

>wide open tracks

>lame powerups

this is the followup to Sanic Kart Transformed? I'm not impressed

21687c  No.16493516

>check what song Egoraptor is on

>Big the Cat's theme

Well who gives a shit about Big the Cat?

c4c828  No.16493520


I really don't see the appeal to let's play in general. Just this clip, like all other let's plays, just sounds like a less exciting un focused podcast. Apparently it turns you into a safe faggot too. I take it he went like this because of the show?

8fa491  No.16493525


He went like this because of his wife. Most let's plays are surrogate friend faggotry.

0d2d43  No.16493539

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Let's play's can be comfy when they are actually done by someone who knows alot about the game they are playing and the video becomes an info dump of trivia about the game. Embed related is what a all proper LP's should strive to be like.

089289  No.16493549

File: 4c4b770caede7e3⋯.png (692.51 KB, 800x1080, 20:27, 603f57c1172d171044b9585f6a….png)


>Click on random part of the video because I can't be assed to listen to 5 seconds of the generic fucking intro

>Can't even stand 3 seconds of said random spot I clicked on

What a fucking shitshow


They both look disgusting in that first picture. It's a disgrace that two people could become so fucking fat and degenerate in such a short span of time. Christ, do I hate them and every other worthless, ugly normalfag. I don't even want to get started on the other fucking pics.

88761e  No.16493601

File: 138fc226d5578b3⋯.webm (5.34 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Egoraptor.webm)


>even Danny Avidan (the literal, full-blooded Jew) is less kiked than Aaron at this point

I have no words.

a7fea4  No.16493700

File: fb06f7d12171561⋯.jpg (150.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, SocialJusticeGingerOnAKart.jpg)


>and fucking Egoraptor has a song in the game.

Faggotraptor kart when?

ec66d6  No.16493753


Wow, what a faggot.

ec66d6  No.16493759


This one is a faggot too.

b72601  No.16493776


He's actually got brendan frasier face by gawd.

d3105b  No.16493783


>That pic

Reminder that he got in via poll spamming.

If the poll wasn't spammed, we could have gotten an actual video game character instead, such a Bayonetta, a Valkyria Chronicles character, etc.

000000  No.16493790


If you have to pay for it, it is automatically shit.

Wait until you can pirate it, and maybe it will be good then.

7590dc  No.16493820


Reported for not spoilering Mark's nudes

368026  No.16493921

Where are all the BIG, FAT, BAT, TATS?

f0ee44  No.16493928


On e621.

9a5bd9  No.16494097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I never watched game grumps. Years ago I watched vid related. Then I watched some episodes with the jew. It's clear what made game grumps watchable. Also Jon makes Arin look like a huge faggot as well.

c8fddd  No.16494138

File: 2899a03bf18a152⋯.webm (13.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Game Grumps Animated - Ex….webm)


You know something's wrong when Dan "The Trap" Avidan is the voice of reason.

301cf7  No.16494144

File: 5586245dc92a883⋯.jpg (18.47 KB, 476x355, 476:355, e5a47e29bbe2f0afbafcd8a287….jpg)


>Incredibly unfunny

>Shitty improv

>Annoying impersonations

>Thinks Big wears socks

>Sung by a two bit talentless hack and literal faggot

Fucking disgusting, Big deserves better.

c9e528  No.16494215

File: 7b68f0c04d350f5⋯.png (447.23 KB, 960x833, 960:833, bottom of the barrel.PNG)



It looks even worse than I remember.

Glad I learned about it before I bought it.

Sadly I expect this kind of cancer will continue with so many retards supporting it.

5dce55  No.16494239

File: 7ed033d090962e4⋯.png (943.25 KB, 1500x1469, 1500:1469, big fat bat cat echidna ra….png)

f2aa9b  No.16494288


>>team based bullshit

to be fair you can play without teams online.

301cf7  No.16494319

File: 8844f8680c3d293⋯.png (553.12 KB, 825x623, 825:623, d33.png)


Sally is a chipmunk you uncultured swine.

5dce55  No.16494330

File: 0e8286403e21c06⋯.jpg (35.52 KB, 590x502, 295:251, 7ac4498b1471038f2f9b90c22c….jpg)


I didn't have any Sonic cartoons while growing up. All I had were soviet classics.

301cf7  No.16494338

File: f4fec4ebfcb6ef5⋯.mp4 (12.29 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Sonic SatAM - S01 E00 - In….mp4)


You missed out, the first two cartoons were great. Sonic Underground sucked eggs but they kind of brought it back with Sonic X. I wanted Sonic Boom to crash and burn, but it's actually fairly decent.

5dce55  No.16494346

File: 646b896bf92e200⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1200x1920, 5:8, 8c84053180cc2b8ca8abad379c….png)


Soviet existential hedgehog is superior


301cf7  No.16494353

File: b148422343e6d03⋯.png (148.85 KB, 288x328, 36:41, b.png)


Holy shit, I remember my dad having this on a VHS when I was a kid. An episode of Liquid Television was recorded on the same tape. Thanks for rekindling some dormant braincells.

6bb558  No.16494356

File: 30673194ef1310d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 151.61 KB, 1280x983, 1280:983, who asked for this.jpg)


5dce55  No.16494366

File: 873104a5d514449⋯.jpg (260.39 KB, 1798x1087, 1798:1087, e0ba245065369486c8c43aa450….jpg)


The worst part about this image is that I recognize the "artist" for some reason.

f621de  No.16494388


post the full of that I wanna look at them fat bats

5dd67a  No.16494801

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


removed this tune too

5dd67a  No.16494920

File: 2b3f5bc3ad65270⋯.png (28.33 KB, 1027x731, 1027:731, 1528461215908.png)


i won't lie at the start of this video i was like "ugh" but as it went on? i dunno man, i don't mind some censorship here and there, i mean, he never said anything wrong?! lol, again, it's a video i wanted to hate BUT! i appreciate and respect his stance man

4e7a04  No.16494933


Off yourself without delay.

d2041e  No.16494956

File: 32f79be31105ef1⋯.webm (4.91 MB, 462x360, 77:60, JonTron black magic.webm)


The difference between this and early/Jon episodes is staggering.

5afd6e  No.16494962


pretty sure that's a copy-pasted youtube comment.

290f97  No.16495008


Better to look like Samurai Jew than to have any resemblance to Egofagtard.

982588  No.16495028



It was because of his wife and because Dan is a slightly less obnoxious liberal faggot. It's known Arin has insecurity issues and tries to impress his cohost with his deep knowledge. When he found out Dan is a liberal faggot he cranked it to 11 to try to impress him, even going as far as being even more liberal than him to signal his higher virtue.

I know people like to hate on Arin and defend Dan but they're both obnoxious narcissist douchebags

c91f75  No.16495029


and now Arin is fat, soy fed, and would throw Jon under the bus for his jokes.

5dd67a  No.16495045

File: 019bea6c15d94e9⋯.gif (371.33 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 019bea6c15d94e9e198ba928a4….gif)


ohhh rouge, why isn't our bat-son getting his nutrition from your wonderful boobs?

35c843  No.16495058

File: 50254ebfee0ebd4⋯.png (3.23 MB, 1400x1400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


I hate the Grumps

But I still cannot get mad at MarioxRabbids, because for all the dabbing Luigis and weird humor and shit, I keep thinking to this fucking fatass lead dev who was bawling his eyes out because of how proud he was that daddy shigeru and a crowd of gaming enthusiasts were applauding his efforts

Shit like that really gives you respect for devs stuck working on shitty IPs




Don't you also miss Long John Baldry, /v/?

I know I do.


I'm glad I never turned into a furfag but I still remember when I accidentally bumped onto the Chao Garden's hill and Rouge's tats went flapping erratically. Zaniest fucking thing.

af48cb  No.16495067

File: e05c2ec8db11da8⋯.gif (2.76 MB, 403x403, 1:1, E49D1AD8-B525-41C1-A3CF-18….gif)


>tfw you will never knock up rouge and have Bruce Wayne as a son, then get cut down by petty thieves and die happy knowing your son is the motherfucking Batman

5dce55  No.16495078

File: 5e6d36f5b855c0e⋯.webm (6.34 MB, 320x214, 160:107, Francis E. Dac - Worldwid….webm)


That's almost hilarious, but turned out shit. Try using less words.

af48cb  No.16495084

File: 3c0ab663a48f333⋯.jpeg (846.72 KB, 5400x3000, 9:5, F89F9267-C093-4AC9-89D3-4….jpeg)


Well cant say I didn’t try.

5dd67a  No.16495103

File: b352c32d807bba9⋯.jpg (18.08 KB, 460x276, 5:3, b352c32d807bba994f58bcca96….jpg)


i'm not even a furfag believe it or not but rouge is special same with that bunny in that michael jordan movie


i don't even want batman as a son, just a funny hybrid of human/bat and his mother to have big bat titties..

af48cb  No.16495105


I know, I was just making fun of the wording “bat-son”.

d2041e  No.16495111


>less words

You have no right to criticize anyone else's writing.

d2041e  No.16495126

File: 3f8ba7b1ab8602c⋯.webm (15.43 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Sonic Adventure - Rouge's….webm)


>Chao Garden's hill and Rouge's tats went flapping erratically

You don't need to do much more than jump, actually.

5dce55  No.16495128

File: 2c9b2de87a78223⋯.webm (7.91 MB, 640x462, 320:231, Anon's Conversation.webm)


>try writing less

>try using less words

>less is more

I wanted to be clear, not witty at that point.

3dca14  No.16495139

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>The difference between this and early/Jon episodes is staggering.

Boy howdy.

35c843  No.16495146


>i'm not even a furfag believe it or not but rouge is special same with that bunny in that michael jordan movie

You know, I've been pondering about this because this is also the exact same reaction people have at Coco from Crash Bandicoot. I think it's because they lack fur on their more human body parts and the fact they go from light yellow to orange makes them look more like a browngirl with /monster/ features than a full blown animal. At least that's how my mind processes them.


I like that you had this saved on your drive and categorized just for this occasion and other personal occasions.

And yeah I dig ya but still, I think I just hit a glitched spot at an angle devs didn't intend you to because they went absolute bananas. I couldn't replicate it no matter what.


Where's this from

d2041e  No.16495157

File: f83e400f48fc47b⋯.png (54.96 KB, 741x443, 741:443, ClipboardImage.png)


You should have said "fewer" words, not less, because words are individual things.


I really want to know the source for this. The metadata doesn't seem to have anything.


Well at least I didn't record the footage, so I suppose that's something, eh? I used to have a tonne of porn saved, but I deleted it due to nofap and it's been much better. This and some other lewd drawings are as raunchy as I'm allowing my hard drive to get.

5dd67a  No.16495161

File: 3e26158ae34d121⋯.jpg (205.92 KB, 960x737, 960:737, 1v45t0w5rlt21.jpg)


you're probably spot on, coco was one of the first "creatures" that i got a hard on for, due to her feminine features (the pony shit does nothing for me, thank fuck)

sage because this is ridiculous lel

5dce55  No.16495177

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d2041e  No.16495192

File: d8b252e63247578⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 228.33 KB, 808x1280, 101:160, 1548825893.holivi_школьниу….jpg)


>coco bandicoot

Excellent taste.

>pony shit

Are you sure about that?


Oh, so that's what the "rngrd_" referred to. Thank you; this looks like a fun watch.

5dd67a  No.16495253

File: 000a50194743049⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1782x1439, 1782:1439, 000a5019474304981019670e06….png)


>Are you sure about that?

fucking right i am, scroll to just her body and it's literally just the slim body/nice tits that are hot

nothing to do with the pony face or hooves

1efb74  No.16495260

File: a9d57397912571e⋯.jpeg (52.7 KB, 480x358, 240:179, 2A00C3CE-B1CE-4E59-A9CB-7….jpeg)

>actual furries in denial ITT

5dce55  No.16495268

File: a8d0d36b0f33a87⋯.jpg (64.58 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1435967841763.jpg)



I regret spoonfeeding you.

f1ef5d  No.16495328


It feels so good to see this man cry tears of joy. Imagine being this man:

>Director of the video game equivalent of Minons

>Making you the laughing stock of gamers everywhere

>Get a chance to technically make a Mario game

>Where Mario and friends beat the shit out of those Rabbid bastards that make your career a joke

>You idol Shiggy is on stage to promote your game

>Everyone's cheering

>Your game is so successful that your boss wants you to make more DLC for it than was initially planned

>Nothing can hurt you anymore because you made a successful Mario game

>Knowing that after all this time of working on a shit game series, it was all worth it

It's the best story to come out of AAA in recent years. Second only to the fact that Nier Automatic Tomato saved both Yoko Taro and Platinum games

982588  No.16495334

d006aa  No.16495337


What I'd like to know is whether or not it was better than the Firaxis trashfires.

c6b2a0  No.16495373


>russian winnie the pooh

Isn't this a /co/ meme?

dbf716  No.16495428









This franchise will never get tired of Jumping the shark I guess…

a3d8f0  No.16495466


Mario and Rabbids just came out of fucking nowhere and surprised people by not being shit.

35c843  No.16495468

File: f9b942506857e8a⋯.jpg (111.26 KB, 1050x1040, 105:104, cab.jpg)


>I used to have a tonne of porn saved, but I deleted it due to nofap and it's been much better. This and some other lewd drawings are as raunchy as I'm allowing my hard drive to get.

I've found out that the secret to nofap is being tired all the goddamn time

Nothing beats beating your meat better than being beat all the time.


thanks fren

35c843  No.16495472



both of them are true, but I still remember people being upset about dabbing being into a kiddie game

0fb7e4  No.16495473


>being tired all the goddamn time

True. I've been jogging lately and it's done wonders for cutting back on my slothfulness.

5dce55  No.16495501

c6b2a0  No.16495508


No, I'm aware it's real thing. But I remember it being shitposted on /co/ frequently.

301cf7  No.16495650

File: ec68ed634e4bc8a⋯.png (233.98 KB, 401x375, 401:375, Rouge delivers steamed bun….png)


I'm not familiar with the Game Grumps crowd, I know Egoraptor from Newgrounds and JonTron from his channel.

8a791a  No.16495745

File: b1ceef9f0de6de5⋯.jpg (26.16 KB, 524x336, 131:84, microexpressions-disgust.jpg)

>denuvo, even after removing it from Sonic Mania and Shenmue HD after massive backlash

>fucking Egocuckold tie-in song

I could overlook Danica Patrick and yogscast faggotry in Transformed since those were just racers. I can't believe Sega would let a literal cuck that people stopped watching years ago and with no actual music talent to contribute.

9a5bd9  No.16495772


Did they let him, or did he have to pay out the ass like he did with Mighty No.9?

b8f86a  No.16495904


>Danica Patrick

didn't she fund part of the game? even then she's a fucking racer so it's literally ok.

0006c9  No.16495952

ba182a  No.16496004

File: ff9425ab7ed64a9⋯.jpg (26 KB, 341x388, 341:388, nook2.jpg)

Perhaps this all important question should be asked.

Did Sega just rehash Sonic Heroes but as a racing game?

e8d35b  No.16496106


the takeaway on the Yogscast DLC is that it was for charity

e8d35b  No.16496114


Half of it, to my understanding, and her car is her hot wheels car

8fa491  No.16496145

File: 65d0cdd8af2f9e1⋯.jpg (40.02 KB, 509x339, 509:339, gettyimages-847322572-1706….jpg)



I'm sure it was.

824852  No.16496153


Depends on if you fight Neo Metal Sonic in his Monster-Truck sized cart as he calls you a loathsome sunday driver and you have to ram into him as Super Sonic, !Super Tails and !Super Knuckles.

2b8873  No.16496477

File: e89a0420f3fcf75⋯.png (103.64 KB, 400x400, 1:1, HiddenBackgroundElement.png)

File: d7aefb93091ef25⋯.png (143.77 KB, 400x560, 5:7, Don'tAnswerThat.png)

3bf9b9  No.16496507


Shadow is proof that having two Dads fucks you up mentally.

eb46f0  No.16496528


Sonic Spinball proves that pretty much every single Sonic game, regardless of quality, has generally fantastic music.

sans the options menu, of course - who the fuck thought that up

55f67d  No.16496543


I'm 100% sure options is just an audio error; sound mixing aside the tracks fun.

9c6c52  No.16496554


It's always the shittiest and most cancerous decisions that use charity as a front.

866da5  No.16496574


>Blaze with tits bigger than B cup

I don't like it

16a1dd  No.16496698


dabbing is still cancerous

897a70  No.16496711

File: 13255ffa95ed7c3⋯.jpg (6.08 KB, 279x229, 279:229, on a scale of 1 to rad.jpg)


>Blaze should be flat chested

Finally someone with good sensibility

52df0a  No.16496737

File: 052b3b1b3bf631d⋯.jpg (19.06 KB, 740x784, 185:196, 052b3b1b3bf631d7a639ee2e9d….jpg)



55f67d  No.16496785


Nah your the gay one; muh fat pockets don't need to be massive.

0fb7e4  No.16496837

File: e1dcfe1faa0af6a⋯.png (7.74 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


>sans the options menu

I read that as though you meant it like Blaze the Cat or Cream the Rabbit.

327901  No.16497728

File: 39d7662416fd0f4⋯.gif (835.68 KB, 469x348, 469:348, Women ruin everything.gif)

Wait, does this mean Sonic will finally be able to go fast?

I never understood why they put Sonic character in cars and not just have them race on foot, except for "durr, well it wouldn't be a kart racer then and we couldn't effectively siphon off those poor nigger Mario Kart bucks"

5dd67a  No.16497741

File: af7b655b59d6088⋯.png (64.48 KB, 250x288, 125:144, 661d52f4937dc83bdee6b3b71f….png)


every single franchise should have a kart racer

0df572  No.16497762

File: cd4906d3646eda0⋯.jpg (72.9 KB, 740x707, 740:707, cd4906d3646eda07c2ff1fa80d….jpg)


>Tetris cart racer

>David Cage cinematic cart racer experience


>Cart Fortress 2

>Doom Zoom

>Shadow of the Cart-lossus

>Deus Ex-treme Cart Racer

>E.Y.E.: Divine Cybercart


>Tony Hawk's Cartboarder

>Cart & Blade "Woah"-band

5dce55  No.16497764

File: 8113727fc4b388d⋯.mp4 (12.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, pizza time.mp4)


>This war of mine Kart

>Metro Kart

>Stalker Kart

>Europa Universalis Kart

>Carmageddon Kart

>Super Schindler's list 3d Kart

ad8609  No.16497767


>hurdur how come X doesn't blah blah

look you stupid nigger, you might think sonic is fast but he admires fast things, that's he owns a fucking plane, and a car you fucking inbred retard, all these fucking secondaries will never shut the actual fuck up about nitpicking of the smallest details and unable to comprehend that truly fun things are fucking fun

c8fddd  No.16497776


Because it's more believable. Sonic R is retarded because every character could keep up with Sonic (the fastest thing alive) and beat him in a fucking footrace. In All-Stars Racing, Sonic losing in a kart race at least makes sense. His vehicle's max speed isn't that different from the max speed of opposing karts. In a kart race, the other racers do have a legitimate shot at beating Sonic.

Another footrace Sonic racing game would be like having a realistic DC fighting game where Superman just obliterates everyone. The same character would just win every time.

242544  No.16497778


<Sekiro Racing Simulator

>Genichiro can throw ligthning, making you lose control for 2 seconds

>Lady Butterfly creates illusory obstacles

>Isshin fills the track with fire

7b3beb  No.16497779

File: 37cf43cda362f94⋯.gif (1.4 MB, 385x300, 77:60, Neeto.gif)

359bba  No.16497780


calm down chris-chan.

359bba  No.16497787

ahem,I propose, age of empires kart :)

9c5077  No.16497816


>furries in a Sonic thread

What the fuck did you expect?

5dce55  No.16497833

File: e4e6c0d5a975a76⋯.jpg (1.58 MB, 4056x2428, 1014:607, 1584487 - BigDad Rouge_the….jpg)


the biggest, fattest and thiccest of bat tats

a42232  No.16497840


>Star Citizen kart racing.

b1391d  No.16497912

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

abda5d  No.16497921

File: 0a3d9a055f780f8⋯.png (710.34 KB, 598x598, 1:1, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png)


you might have forgotten a picture.

f621de  No.16497932


>pairs her with Tails not a human

Poor taste.

c8fddd  No.16497954

File: c88c36746858f2c⋯.png (501.31 KB, 2016x1917, 224:213, 125303dec473571ffff45fb4d5….png)


could be worse

7b3beb  No.16497958

File: 0610790ecd84693⋯.webm (191.23 KB, 640x360, 16:9, no thanks bro.webm)

2df21b  No.16498030

File: fbd241166c11883⋯.jpg (610.75 KB, 1280x1540, 64:77, Duke-Does-Internet.jpg)


>Duke Racem: Balls of Kart

>Street Karting Alpha 2

>Guilty Karts XXtreme Racing Pro R

>Kart & Conquer: Tiberium Race

>Prince of Karting: Sands of Race

>The Kind of Karting

>Devil May Kart: Inferno Race

35c843  No.16498062

File: f634193c8046886⋯.mp4 (1.84 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, Some of you guys are prett….mp4)


It is, yet I find it the funniest fucking shit, since whoever does it unironically is obviously retarded but everyone else getting angry at what amounts to 1.5 Nazi salutes sends me into fits of maniacal laughter, like, how do people get angry at this shit but are a-okay with not seeing tiddies in their games


Duke will always be the 30 yrs old boomer even IRL


f9869f  No.16498078

Why? I suppose it's not bad as I expected before. I downloaded this game few days ago at https://toomkygames.com/new-games and used to play since that time so I really can't understand why you think It's shit imao. Sega used to make good games, but unfortunetely not always

1cd570  No.16498137


You guys are a bunch of niggers. Some faggit in the racing threads shilled this sonic transformed racing game and I actually ended up buying it. Sonic racing is cancer.

1018a3  No.16498144

File: 11cb7ca4b902404⋯.png (92.33 KB, 662x450, 331:225, fur farm.png)

fe7822  No.16498159



>hating Sonic racing

No, you are the niggers.

4b0338  No.16498166


Good to see the mods are fully dedicated to shitposting instead of trying to fix the fucking board.

1018a3  No.16498167


okay this is too far

get gassed

c0ac28  No.16498190

Honestly I will just wait for it to be on sale. Transformed didn't have a strong launch either just the number of cheap sales it had everyone had a few copies. eventually people started playing and found out it was decent.

1cd570  No.16498212


>implying buying is bad

stop being poor you fucking nigger

fe7822  No.16498225


>implying buying can't be bad

It's rewarding the other party before you have verified the quality of the game. Since you didn't enjoy it, you wasted your money; buying was your mistake.

1cd570  No.16498230


In this case yes, but that's not a general rule.

0d2d43  No.16498234

File: c7853fc8aa780c1⋯.gif (308.2 KB, 500x364, 125:91, 1514421968.gif)


>cuckchan ta frog

>pro censorship

holly shit bizzaro world. I know it died after the exodus but 4chan has actually become more cancerous then reddit with its smoothbrained hive-minded thinking.

fe7822  No.16498260


It is, you should always inspect a product before you buy it or you'll end up disappointed, such as in this case.

1cd570  No.16498284


You fucking nigger, where did I say that I don't usually look up games before buying them? And that wasn't your original point, in your first post you shitted on buying in general which is a nigger thing to do.

fe7822  No.16498337


>where did I say that I don't usually look up games before buying them?

You didn't, but you didn't say anything to the contrary either: >>16498137

You took someone's recommendation of the game and bought it before you tried it yourself and ended up disappointed, you should've played it first and then bought it if you really liked it and wanted to.

>buying in general

It should be reserved for games you truly enjoy and you cannot determine that without playing it yourself first.

5dd67a  No.16498345

File: 4d433645b344b36⋯.gif (14.84 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1528103253217.gif)


lel, get ==TROLLED==

1cd570  No.16498416


Out of all the games I have bought over the years I only ended up disliking about 3 of them, sonic being one of them. I didn't bother with something that cheap.

df50e0  No.16498489

File: ea9339f4c8cfb4f⋯.png (172.18 KB, 601x444, 601:444, Mild disgust.png)

afdcf8  No.16500206

Do Knuckles and Silver have new VAs? Knuckles sounds kind of off, though maybe that's because he's trying not to play it like Boom Knuckles, but Silver is definitely not Quentin Flynn anymore.

80d8f5  No.16500217

File: 9c6bc867412f4f0⋯.jpg (34.04 KB, 400x400, 1:1, hmmm.jpg)

db5277  No.16500248

File: 55393cd8fc9fc2b⋯.jpg (229.35 KB, 777x1200, 259:400, D4w5brSWAAUvUXt.jpg)

File: 6468f2d0305b310⋯.jpg (50.66 KB, 700x788, 175:197, WVyb0B0.jpg)


1st pic related

41578a  No.16500273

File: b62d2f8469c45d7⋯.gif (4.65 MB, 224x168, 4:3, dickmichaelphelps.gif)


>characters look better than the actual models in the game

14f442  No.16500708

File: 2932178147df217⋯.png (130.26 KB, 400x197, 400:197, unbelievable.png)


4abd96  No.16500742


is this real?

what game is this from?

7590dc  No.16500753


>wow an official Sonic game references Two Babies One Fox

It's edited you retard.

This thread is also about a particular game. Can you guess what it's called?

0c9b5a  No.16500788


I recall that being in the game, but only as a coincidence. The bench thing referring to how he's a nerd.

57f200  No.16500879

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



there were hackers in mario kart wii before with that type of behavior, they just do it for the score and records

f9869f  No.16501009

Whe there are so many guys who hate sonic so much? can't understand

2924be  No.16501035

File: bd1b6a0b38db5c7⋯.jpg (17.5 KB, 433x308, 433:308, aliums.jpg)

88761e  No.16502667

File: 399c8339b608238⋯.png (705.36 KB, 743x816, 743:816, c6f45b70c51c2457a1444ed458….png)


>>Cart & Blade "Woah"-band

>King Harlaus's cart is covered in plate mail

>Rhodok Spearman cart is constructed entirely of wall shields

>Khergit Lancer cart is a Khergit riding a horse that's driving the cart

>Nord Huscarl cart is like the Flintstone's car: powered entirely by feet

>Slaver cart is pulled by enslaved looters

>Sea Raider cart has an upside-down skull on the hood, when he crashes the skull spills ale

>shoot-able weapons include crossbows and thrown axes/jevelins

>butter can be dropped like oil slick to trip up opponents

>keg of ale gives a boost

>cooked pig grants temporary invincibility

I want this game to exist so bad now.

e44c32  No.16503313


Knuckles at least has a different voice actor. I heard he had a kid so he decided to take a break from VA entirely.

b4648f  No.16503455


>kart of duty

>kart souls

>guilty gear Xrd lap

>puyo puyo racing

>mortal kartbat thats already a thing I think

>Sid Meier’s world tour

>postal 4: pumped up engines

d0bb4c  No.16503467


you mean better.

4c7f9d  No.16503921


Yes it is.

I don't actually know if the game is shit or not, but I can't say I expect a lot more than It's Sonic And Sega Allstars Racing but we took out football manager so why would you ever want to play it

Fuck I wish sega would remove denuvo from puyo puyo on pc

4c7f9d  No.16503924


It was Kombat Kart on Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

It even had online play iirc

4c7f9d  No.16503935


Well you see in the year 2006 a monumentally shit game was released and in the following year of 2007 as massive migration of faggots sat on videogames and took a big shit, and the proximity of these two events, which included Sanic '06 being the only playable sonic on home consoles at a time caused such a colossal wave across every social circle of games that most people retroactively think the entire series is shit, and that's essentially it.

1298ac  No.16503945

File: c14f815d63317de⋯.mp4 (2.32 MB, 720x360, 2:1, Egoraptor.mp4)


At least it's now canon that Eggman is going to huntdown and kill him

7322de  No.16504222


Dan Green quitting is sad but he did work for a while.

5c370c  No.16509729


>Dynasty Racers

>Kart vs Capcom

>Starkart II

>Armored Kart

>Umihara Kartwase



Because people are tired of ironyniggers. I don't expect a boomerposter to understand that, but still


Bullying the Sonic fanbase made other fagdoms know what lines not to cross. Now they all act like fucking maniacs and blame it on "toxicity"

4e134b  No.16516156

File: 3b1b5057916fa02⋯.jpg (46.34 KB, 666x720, 37:40, yTfjckT.jpg)

It'll never be as good as Transformed

8e716e  No.16516189

File: 52db83793432384⋯.png (523.93 KB, 547x589, 547:589, Arino.png)


>sans the options menu

holy fuck

06563b  No.16516193


>>Umihara Kartwase

Normally people complain about rubberbanding in racing games, but that's the draw of this one.

d4b63f  No.16516614

I don't know why he became such a faggot, but I miss Egoraptor.



It's actually that fucking bad. Horrible.



You're the hope.

14a9d1  No.16517340

File: ea0818f3c87a225⋯.jpeg (36.17 KB, 353x396, 353:396, tails.jpeg)


You should of posted this mate :^)

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